story time: once my friend went to english camp and on poetry night, he wrote a deep, beautiful poem about a girl. the first letter of each line spelled out “Ben Shapiro Schlong”
Really? REALLY?? OMG that could be true but it sounds like an **audience erupts with claps as triumphant horns start playing while the screen fades to black and credits roll over previous important scenes** Moment
Jack's limerick had the wrong meter His common sense went to the aether He lost his damn mind The comments weren't kind And now he's about to delete 'er
Shen's limerick was very clever; Twas a successful endeavour. Reading it was a laugh! (My skills match yours by half.) Yours here is by far the best ever!
Your example limerick is missing a syllable in the second line and therefore does not scan. It also does not mention that lines 3 and 4 must rhyme. Juicy's attempt is vastly superior.
You're right, it misses a step in the second line. It doesn't flow right. Rewrite: The secret is all in the rhyme 1, 2 & 5 are timed If you want to get picked The rhythms the trick Heed these and you'll do just fine.
Today's fact: The reason the plural of Goose is Geese (same with tooth/teeth) but the plural of Moose is still Moose, is because the aforementioned comes from the Latin language while the latter comes from Native American languages, so it doesn’t follow the same rules as most other words.
There once was Chili with one L Distressed, 'twas from grace that they fell Amazed by the crude Porno poetry, too Which they read, being buggered as well ...you're welcome.
Mitchell, I can agree with you that this one was genius, I would love to be limerick-rolled again 😂 I've already watched this video twice and I'm gonna watch it again just for that part
That G-force one reminded me of that twitch clip where someone asked their Alexa if the G-force video game was a sequel or a prequel, and it then proceeded to read out their address live on stream.
I respect the desire to be accessible… but literally if you somehow didn't know what a limerick was all you'd have to do is read one (1) other person's answer
There once was a hedgehog named Sonic, He faced robots, critters bionic. But when it was time to meet, He showed off his feet, And as he stood, his hounds were iconic.
9:11 OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A MOVIE THEATER AND WE WATCHED G-FORCE of all the ways I could've remembered this, doing so while watching a jacksfilms video is probably the funniest
I forgive you, because most of the limericks in this video don't have rhymes. The limerick he gave F-- had perfect rhymes, and was better than the one he wrote.
i will not rest until Jack sees my limmerick about the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident. i'm way too proud of it for it to fade into obscurity. there once was a man from Virginia who sang songs about putting it in ya one day, while on tour his violinist's sewer was emptied on top of Aunt Linda
There once was a man who could not write rhymes As hard as he tried, he failed several times When he got one right He smiled in delight And gave up half way through the poem.
There once was a Chevy Blazer of '04, A sturdy build one couldn't ignore. With a tow hitch so strong, Pulled campers along, Making travel a pleasure, for sure!
0:05 The most difficult form of poetry is without a doubt a villanelle. A French verse form consisting of five three-line stanzas and a final quatrain, with the first and third lines of the first stanza repeating alternately in the following stanzas. These two refrain lines form the final couplet in the quatrain. But that'd be an entire video to read two and now I really want to see that anyways
That summary reminded me of a poem I was forced to read in school in the UK, about this coal mine thing in Wales (I dont live in Wales btw). I never knew it had a name.
Encouragement comes from my crew. "No's the worst thing she can say to you." So I take my shot "Hey girl, you're so hot." She let's out a quick and harsh "ew*
We've all been there my friend. It'll put you through quite the bend. But just don't forget, you've not met the one yet. So don't let your attempts end.
There was a young lady named Muffet, Everyday she'd sit on her tuffet, She lost her art pen, Wondered where and when, Until the poor doctors had to un-stuff-it.
I shall now sing a sorrowful coda About a man, green and powerful, like yoda Inside liquid so sweetened, He was trapped and cheated They put the master chief in the soda
yesterday, friends, I asked you to give me some limericks (part 2). and though some were great, others made me irate Jack, put this in YIAY or I'll sue
"limericks are the hardest form of poetry"
can't wait for "Yesterday I Asked You to write me a villanelle"
I can't wait for the YIAYlexandrine hashtag
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"yesterday we rewrote the epic of gilgamesh one line at a time"
Yesterday I Asked You to write me a sonnet
Don't hate the villain, hate the villanelle
Jack grading the instruction limerick with an F- - was a clear sign that he's salty that they made a better limerick tutorial than he did
@Thank me later 🅥 You have a Genshit PFP, ergo your argument is invalid
tbh yeah Jack's was good but that one just nailed it
@@ButRedman i think its a spam bot
jack didn't even follow the meter correctly lol
@@alexwoogie462 It is
Honestly insulted that Jack tried to hide his massive forehead in the thumbnail.
He thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.
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he tried to balance it by making his chin bigger but it didn't work
Maybe Jack wouldn’t have to hide his forehead if he became a character on Code Lyoko
story time: once my friend went to english camp and on poetry night, he wrote a deep, beautiful poem about a girl.
the first letter of each line spelled out “Ben Shapiro Schlong”
Really? REALLY??
OMG that could be true but it sounds like an
**audience erupts with claps as triumphant horns start playing while the screen fades to black and credits roll over previous important scenes**
Moment
I want to hear the poem now
Jack's limerick had the wrong meter
His common sense went to the aether
He lost his damn mind
The comments weren't kind
And now he's about to delete 'er
Shen's limerick was very clever;
Twas a successful endeavour.
Reading it was a laugh!
(My skills match yours by half.)
Yours here is by far the best ever!
I also agree empyre
His skills are much higher.
Wish I could compete
Against shen’s complete
Limerick that shines like a fire
Jack whipping out FLCL as the source material for an anime babe he would marry is way too specific to be a throwaway gag.
Yeah, him actually calling it Fooly Cooly instead of just FLCL makes me think he's a fan
@@sparki9085 not even fooly cooly, he fully said FuriKuri, with the japanese r
Jack calling his mom by her first name will now forever live rent free in side my head.
it has the same feel as calling a teacher by their first name
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*in the side of
@@RiplashII *out of the out of the side of
Wait what, what should he call her instead?
Okay I thought nothing could beat Columbus, Among Us, Big Chungus but that stepsister Audrey one broke me 🤣
"fetus named bjorn" is still my winner
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It’s not the funniest, but my personal favorite is still the haiku/limerick fusion from the first one. It was so good
No, that G Force one is still my favorite. I still think about it to this day. It just paints this bizarre picture.
2:44 Little does Jack know that subtracting a negative is equivalent to adding, so really it's an F+!
He's a RUclipsr what do you expect
Your example limerick is missing a syllable in the second line and therefore does not scan. It also does not mention that lines 3 and 4 must rhyme. Juicy's attempt is vastly superior.
You're right, it misses a step in the second line. It doesn't flow right.
Rewrite:
The secret is all in the rhyme
1, 2 & 5 are timed
If you want to get picked
The rhythms the trick
Heed these and you'll do just fine.
@@Shayhammowolf but they still don't rhyme.
rhyme and timed don't rhyme, neither does picked and trick.
@@Liggliluff idk what english language dialect you have but i have no idea what you’re talking about they rhyme
@@twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159in the replies on another comment the user said they were swedish
@@iliketoeatroaches1681 ah okay
3:43 cbat is about to be that subtle meme whose initial source will be lost, and we'll be laughing at it with no idea why
thank god someone else heard that lmao
Some guy said he 🍲🤴 (pho-king) [phuh-kd] his girlfriend to the rhythm of it.
Today's fact: The reason the plural of Goose is Geese (same with tooth/teeth) but the plural of Moose is still Moose, is because the aforementioned comes from the Latin language while the latter comes from Native American languages, so it doesn’t follow the same rules as most other words.
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Wow, that’s actually very interesting, thank you.
This isn't correct - the word "goose" is Germanic in origin, not Latin
No they don't come from latin they are Germanic words and it's because of i-umlaut!!!
@@stevekim5383 and tooth too, the loss of the n is pretty telling (compare tooth and dentist)
Currently taking a college course on Old English poetry and its amazing to know that writing dirty poetry is a universal constant
There once was Chili with one L
Distressed, 'twas from grace that they fell
Amazed by the crude
Porno poetry, too
Which they read, being buggered as well
...you're welcome.
is it really that surprising
ok but tbh, Jack's instructional limerick has a few rhythmically iffy spots that the one at 2:22 doesn't have
The Limerick-rolled one was genius.
Mitchell, I can agree with you that this one was genius, I would love to be limerick-rolled again 😂 I've already watched this video twice and I'm gonna watch it again just for that part
After actually understanding these limericks I feel so much smarter now
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so Jack has quietly retired the "leave your answers" outro... it was only 7 years old (I think)... it will be missed.
Which means no more YIAYs with fan edits/remixes of it.
Unless he’s going to do another “make a new outro” YIAY?
BUT THAT WAS SO ICONIC :(
I was so sad not to see that anymore! Please bring back the outtro!
Someone send Jack a compilation of all the times he sad "oh snap" in the last year
can’t wait for jack’s 10 hour G-Force retrospective
That G-force one reminded me of that twitch clip where someone asked their Alexa if the G-force video game was a sequel or a prequel, and it then proceeded to read out their address live on stream.
Who was it that did that? That's wild sounding
Link please 🙏
Why the mario one doesnt end with “Its a me, Mario.”
Is beyond me.
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Is beyond a me.
FTFY
You insult my genius?
There once was a movie to show
About plumbing and Yoshi, you know
It stars Mario
I'm filled with sorrow
Pratt will say "It's-a me, Mario!"
@@AshyVEVO yes, yes I am.
I will never not be offended by Jack's insistence that we don't know what limericks are.
I respect the desire to be accessible… but literally if you somehow didn't know what a limerick was all you'd have to do is read one (1) other person's answer
Yeah, especially after the first one was nothing but hilarious bangers that nailed it.
Not only did the first one not get any likes, but it's also not edited and I think that's fantastic.
Okay, my respect for John Movies just went through the roof after he namedropped FLCL.
Same!!!!!!!!
@Thank me later 🅥 Stop spamming
@@ptur12345 that's a bot, it can't read your comment
But just what is FLCL?
I don't know that one very well.
The fandom may come
For me for being dumb,
But brief recaps, someone? Please do tell
@@animal_empyre it's pronounced "furikuri"
There once was a hedgehog named Sonic,
He faced robots, critters bionic.
But when it was time to meet,
He showed off his feet,
And as he stood, his hounds were iconic.
HELL NO
before my sister told me sonic’s canonically 16: 👍 :)
after my sister told me sonic’s canonically 16: 😨
yippe jack back at it with his pulsating sack! very creative!
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Link to Jack's pulsating bag
Very obscure easter egg of CBAT at 3:44 very cursed very TIFU
Exactly?
it's fantano's favourite!
I just rewatched FLCL last week on a random whim so seeing Jack throw out a reference to Haruko had me in stitches.
I’m rewriting Jack’s Mom’s Limerick. The last line is:
Now girls think he is a snack
9:11 OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A MOVIE THEATER AND WE WATCHED G-FORCE
of all the ways I could've remembered this, doing so while watching a jacksfilms video is probably the funniest
YOOOOOOO THAT’S MY LIMERICK AT 8:44 !
Yes, I’m aware that fantastic and TV static don’t rhyme, please forgive me.
I forgive you, because most of the limericks in this video don't have rhymes. The limerick he gave F-- had perfect rhymes, and was better than the one he wrote.
i mean they both end in "-tic" so i think you did well
2 years later its a half rhyme. Which still is a rhyme and sometimes works better then a word that fully rhymes
2:34 his one is better. Actually fits the rhythm without cheating
Love the quick sex playlist reference from the editor at 3:43
that reddit post was funny
@@mw2randomCRAP it just depressed me
the poem at 4:28 i think is a reference to the poem "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"
The moral of this video is that Jack knows the length of the emoji movie trailer with a 2 second margin of error
Jack, that "pensive" at 7:46 was in reference to the 😔 emoji
gotta say, that video is going in my wee wee sock folder. Great video jackie poo
Despite my best efforts, I cannot escape Cbat.
Well placed meme, editors
The subtle Cbat at 3:42 was too funny. 😂
Great ep!! And I really appreciated the more reserved editing
I definitely think the more zany editing fits really well with the collab stuff.
1:07 That one's great, though I do have to deduct a point for them rhyming "server" with "server"
Still clever though, A+
Dang what was the grade before deducting
@@relaxation_and_tax_evasionS
@@relaxation_and_tax_evasion S-.
idk i think rhyming entirely different meanings of the same word is really fun
0:46 My favorite part is that the comment itself was never actually edited!
Fine, I'll stop using the book of insults for Jack in my submissions. The council clearly holds a grudge against those.
I really want this to be a series!
i will not rest until Jack sees my limmerick about the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident. i'm way too proud of it for it to fade into obscurity.
there once was a man from Virginia
who sang songs about putting it in ya
one day, while on tour
his violinist's sewer
was emptied on top of Aunt Linda
This limerick gave me quite the chuckle
The stepsister one really got me
didn't get picked for the second time, this is amazing, the pain only gets stronger
in the thumbnail i read "stepsis" as "sepsis" and thought who the f*ck is naming their diseases.
When Erin said that Jack was slow, I honestly didn't expect him to be *that* slow.
7:24 have i watched too much whang or is that a mr hands reference
pretty sure it is
YIAY is almost 8 years old, but there hasn't even been 2 years worth of questions.
There once was a man who could not write rhymes
As hard as he tried, he failed several times
When he got one right
He smiled in delight
And gave up half way through the poem.
+10 for Jack mentioning FLCL.
-1,000 for not knowing her name (Haruko Haruhara) and placing her at 10.
I can't believe it's been 2 years since I first appeared on YIAY
A woman of considerable size
Liked baking and eating raw pies
She was very deaf
Though not a fine chef
Which led to her sudden demise
I thought you said she liked bakin'
But clearly you must be mistaken.
The food in her jaw,
as you said, was raw.
This incongruence has me quakin'.
is no one gonna talk about the kandi cuff behind jack? LMAOOO
I can tell this video's gonna be one of your 1 million+ view videos because of the thumbnail. It's so fucking beautiful. My teeth are falling out.
"Uwu, sadj face, and pensive"
my favorite idiom now
Why is his mom's limerick so sweet
Anyone else realize that the limerick at 3:30 about dad shagging is an acronym for "OO BOI"?
was not expecting a FLCL reference in the slightest. Jack has good taste in anime lol
i was thinking the same thing
There once was a Chevy Blazer of '04,
A sturdy build one couldn't ignore.
With a tow hitch so strong,
Pulled campers along,
Making travel a pleasure, for sure!
0:05 The most difficult form of poetry is without a doubt a villanelle.
A French verse form consisting of five three-line stanzas and a final quatrain, with the first and third lines of the first stanza repeating alternately in the following stanzas. These two refrain lines form the final couplet in the quatrain.
But that'd be an entire video to read two and now I really want to see that anyways
That summary reminded me of a poem I was forced to read in school in the UK, about this coal mine thing in Wales (I dont live in Wales btw). I never knew it had a name.
Jack, please upload more of your old songs on spotify. I love the valentine's day ones
There once was a man who could measure
He found a pile of treasure
He saw a lewd coin
A rise in his groin
He got the ending of pleasure
3:42 at least they've got a good song to get it on to
CBAT be running rampant
"limericks are the most difficult form of poetry"
sonnets: well guess i'll just die
Encouragement comes from my crew.
"No's the worst thing she can say to you."
So I take my shot
"Hey girl, you're so hot."
She let's out a quick and harsh "ew*
We've all been there my friend.
It'll put you through quite the bend.
But just don't forget,
you've not met the one yet.
So don't let your attempts end.
It’s so reassuring to know that, five years later, jack is still in tune with the Emoji Movie.
There was a young lady named Muffet,
Everyday she'd sit on her tuffet,
She lost her art pen,
Wondered where and when,
Until the poor doctors had to un-stuff-it.
5:35 footycooty
07:12 indeed i always respawn
Thanks for the upload during my September 2022 birthday long weekend!
3:43 I CRIED
The Big Chungus one is still one of the top 5 things I saw on the internet...
3:43 THE REDDIT GUY’S SONG 😭💀💀
6:42 *logging out* of 4chan
If Jack uploads 54 more YIAYs between now and the end of October, we could have a Halloween YIAY 666
Please keep doing more limerick videos. They are so good.
6:12 The YIAY Time is always the best time of the video.
Jack twice made a limerick YIAY
repetition makes me wanna die
now to keep comments read
there's a gun to my head
no, please help, that wasn't a lie
The song that came up at 3:43 triggered my flight or fight response. Goddammit Jack's editors. Why would you do that?
Steven was having a shower
When suddenly out went the power
He tried to get out
But he fell with a shout
That's when the plane hit the tower
I wasn't ready to hear CBAT in a Jacksfilms video today...
I shall now sing a sorrowful coda
About a man, green and powerful, like yoda
Inside liquid so sweetened,
He was trapped and cheated
They put the master chief in the soda
I love this channel, it regularly reminds me that G-Force was a real movie I watched and not some fever dream from from childhood. thank you so much 🙏
dude shout out to the cream corn dude. I loved meeting you at the Seattle show. you're a legend bro.
5:39 how dare you, she's number 6 AT LEAST
Aww, I LOVE your mom's limerick. I say, "Oh, snap!" around my kid all the time, so I can relate.
There once was a man named Keith,
Who circumcised men with his teeth.
T'was not for leisure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.
woah.
For some reason I find people calling the guinea pigs from G-Force "Hamsters" so funny.
yesterday, friends, I asked you
to give me some limericks (part 2).
and though some were great,
others made me irate
Jack, put this in YIAY or I'll sue
HE DID THE INTRO MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE.
Finally, a proper YIAY after months
YOOOOOO THAT’S ME AT 2:44! First YIAY entry and it’s a crotch joke, let’s goooo
Using the reddit guys music to a relationahip with their dad was triple cursed
There once was a man from Nantucket,
He handily kicked the bucket.
When he fell from a tree,
And broke his left knee.
So died the man from Nantucket.
I love how Jack shows a constellation map clearly indicating Betelgeuse is Not part of Orion's belt 😂
It’s never a limerick video without the baby shoe sale
i imagine Leprechaun saying these and it makes this SOO MUCH FUNNIER