Wenger, fergie my ex all good things come to an end. But it’s not really the end it’s the start of a new chapter, Poe and Vuj have been a staple point in my life for the last 8/9 years. Every week I’ve tuned in like all the man dem, pure joy you man have brought to many of us! I wish you man all the success on whatever the journey is next but until then it’s hand boys for life, have a nice and no rules will live on. Man dem love you
“and you can’t dance” “and you can’t draw gyal” “and you don’t have bare wavy pictures on your ig” has to be my favorite ever sequence of words in the history of the english language. shoutout poet man 😭
Glad to see Tammy Abraham get recognition. Knew him teaming up with Jose Mourinho would bring out the best in him. Joke is he hasn't even reached his peak yet and already he is breaking records. Now wish he gets that Nigerian Call Up. So he rejects England and play for his real national side.
I used to watch you guys before school in year 8 whilst eating my cereal, now I'm a couple months off graduating. Crazy. Thanks guys, it's been a fucking pleasure.
"I think that's what Gary Neville should do with Phillip Neville... Join the war." ( *Hard cut to Vuj doing the dougie* ) Greatest football analysis show of all time
I think they should not let Gary Neville speak about United anymore. He's said everything there is left to say, and there isn't anything left at the bottom of the barrel.
I felt Vuj's repeated sentiments about the UK man. The country's vibes are slowly getting dun out 'ere. Time to try moving abroad and see if it brings more fulfilment!
Vuj, pure introspection. Poet, sensational! Big up, and what do you think about Chelsea, we’re playing electric despite the sanctions. Champions of Europe. We need more air time! 💙
Pep is truly one of the legends of the game, not only for his success and that story isn’t even done but look at his successors. Arteta, Xavi, and Ten Haag doing their ting.
Don't know what you've got till it's gone. Will miss the weekly uploads, as a bookmark for my week for the last 4 years. You guys are legends but if you both are growing and wanting to move into better things, then all the best to you and yours. On a seperate note if you could describe your club as a dish what we eating?
I supported united all my life , i started falling out of love with football. I've watched more Palace games this season more than any other team and I love this game again
Genuinely speaking guys. Frm the fans point of view, of course you guys are OG’s in the game and we appreciate everything you’ve done for the matrix. You do need to seek other avenues in life but I’m going to move like a toxic ex, please don’t go 🥺 Where I’m I gonna watch my football videos that have audio issues, talk about back offs, and poet dress like a bin man. Don’t do weekly videos… try something new. #MixItUp
Jose Mourinho is the greatest football-personality of the 21st century. While Maradona was probably the greatest showman-player ever in my opinion (Ronaldinho close 2nd), Jose is just a vibe from another universe, especially when he's the coach of your favourite club. The off the field comments, the on-the-field shithousery and brilliance he can bring (Inter v Barca 2010 UCL is just the best, or Porto v Man United in 2004). Jose, whatever anything thinks of his abilities as a coach, is THE larger than life character we have today.
Hot take I dont think Klopp or Guardiola would manage Man United well either, granted I bet both those managers would never let United get to this point in the first place..... Maybe what defines modern footbnall for this specific era is that teams and sytems are winning not just big names. Maybe City would have fallen off by now with a manager like Pellegrini but made the strategic decision to buy Pep when everyone else thought it would be overkill. Are coaches now more important than players?
If I work in a shop and this week sales are low in the shop, does that mean when I go home I shouldn't be allowed to go rave? Don't see why it should be any different for football players
Please talk about Peru vs Uruguay qualifier for the WC. Peru put the ball in the net, keeper and ball go over the line, ref says no goal, and then he refused to even look at VAR in the 93rd minute! A robbery that always seems to happen to smaller South American teams. What’s the point of VAR if we’re not even going to use it. Arriba Peru, hopefully we can qualify in our next game.
Family - hope you two can enjoy whatever endeavor after this show. If it's a monetary issue, I would totally look into Patreon. I would be right there, I am sure, as would thousands of others. If it's a vibes ting, all the best.
Poet snuck out of HMP Holloway to bless us on the greatest football analysis show. Nev wants the players to be like his generation... Doing their blow and getting smashed privately. 😉
@@franklingoodwin I said it because 1. Like you said, #NoRules 2. Holloway was round the corner from Emirates and 3. It was a young offenders too and Po looks like the kids from Holes. 😉🤣🤣
Every time Spurs lose, I see how little the players care and I start feeling upset I tell myself. "Why should I care more than they do, if they do not care than neither do I."
On the Tammy part, Fikayo Tomori has been doing incredibly well at Milan and they’re staying on top of the league. Shout him for his consistency and he’s being backed by one of the most legendary defenders of all time, Maldini
I think people are not really understanding Gary Neville. This man was part of the great teams of the PL era, guys who had that different mentality. I imagine after a single loss, guys like Keane would be onto everyone, forgetting Fergie. Now imagine being him, knowing the mentality and hard work it takes to win the PL and seeing these United boys having fun after getting thrown out the CL, you can see why it would hurt him. I don't think he's saying you cant have fun, but you can't be enjoying life that lavishley after a CL loss and failing in everything else too, to reach the top you need to make sacrifices, instead of going to the UFC or cricket, you stay in the training ground, he probably witnessed guys like Ronaldo and Vidic train like animals day after day. It's why this United team is failing , they have talent but they just don't work hard enough, simple as.
Poet masterclass this one "won champions league (kicks air) did this kick - my brudda " explained the African concept of dealing with pain and loss with joy that dreary brits don't understand or see as tactless Vuj sounding like mark fisher nowadays greatest social analysis show hope you still having a nice beyond the doom and gloom
Most of these people had their tickets booked for yonks most likely. Who’s gonna cancel a £200+ ticket because they lost something completely different. That’s just DUMB
Palace 3 - Arsenal 0 Arsenal lost a game it doesn't mean we bottled top 4 we simply had a bad game and Palace full credit to their performance. The fans made it sound like we were playing Liverpool at Anfield. 2 things I question about Arteta's decisions: 1 Partey should have come off at half time he was playing like Iwobi did against Westham. 2 it's really embarrassing when we take off 2 defenders for 2 attackers and still don't seem to have an attacking threat
Gary Neville was giving AFTV stick for saying stuff like they want Arsenal to lose so they get more views. Now all he is doing himself is to try to say the dumbest most controversial things he can possibly say to get more views/clicks. Was really sad to hear you guys saying you are hanging up your best football analysis show boots, I hope you will continue to stick around and provide this content as society needs real ones like you to keep doing your thing.
Vuj: click economy bro, what is real news anymore? Po: what did you call it? *proceeds to write that down* Po: why does Arsenal have 7 home jerseys, they only got 1 home? 🤣 Sensational form fellas. So much wisdom every week and it will be sorely missed!
I am convinced Poet is a Sims character
Po: “that’s what Gary Neville should do, he should join the war”
Vuj: *dougies in approval*
Greatest football analysis show ❤️
Wenger, fergie my ex all good things come to an end. But it’s not really the end it’s the start of a new chapter, Poe and Vuj have been a staple point in my life for the last 8/9 years. Every week I’ve tuned in like all the man dem, pure joy you man have brought to many of us! I wish you man all the success on whatever the journey is next but until then it’s hand boys for life, have a nice and no rules will live on. Man dem love you
"My ex"... I FELT that 😅😫
Moist
This was an absolute classic. Sensational form
Vuj referring to Brandon Williams as "Rashford's mate" is quality haha left backs really get no love
Cherishing every ep until may. Legends
I’ve grown up listening to you guys, if the end is near thank you for all of the laughs and memories
This video is the best orange is the new black episode ever.
“and you can’t dance”
“and you can’t draw gyal”
“and you don’t have bare wavy pictures on your ig”
has to be my favorite ever sequence of words in the history of the english language. shoutout poet man 😭
Poet and Vuj are one of the few remaining off the cuff, unscripted vidcast on football. And that is why it is so refreshing.
Poet turning up in his American brothers choice of prison attire
Po's warmth to literally every human being on the street has influenced me to reflect that in my own life
Love that 👏
Poet: “I’m part of the Dutch bobsleigh team” 🤣
this might be an all time hall of famer episode, sensational form
Glad to see Tammy Abraham get recognition. Knew him teaming up with Jose Mourinho would bring out the best in him. Joke is he hasn't even reached his peak yet and already he is breaking records. Now wish he gets that Nigerian Call Up. So he rejects England and play for his real national side.
Real national side???
I used to watch you guys before school in year 8 whilst eating my cereal, now I'm a couple months off graduating. Crazy. Thanks guys, it's been a fucking pleasure.
Po had me crying with the gary's just mad because he can't go "ooeoeooeeeoo" on wednesday nights anymore
"I've never seen you say happy birthday to Phil" 🤣🤣
"I think that's what Gary Neville should do with Phillip Neville... Join the war."
( *Hard cut to Vuj doing the dougie* )
Greatest football analysis show of all time
no outro, video just ends. best football analysis show
I think they should not let Gary Neville speak about United anymore. He's said everything there is left to say, and there isn't anything left at the bottom of the barrel.
“Rashford and his mate” Its Brandon Williams 😂😂
I felt Vuj's repeated sentiments about the UK man. The country's vibes are slowly getting dun out 'ere. Time to try moving abroad and see if it brings more fulfilment!
Poet: Violates Gary Neville's entire existence and tells him to go fight for Ukraine
Also Poet: I like Gary Neville
Just saw Vuj in the Pringles commercial in Toronto, Canada!! What a nice surprise, much love
That Gary Neville skreech from Poet had me weak 🤣 Much love from Arizona, USA
Vuj, pure introspection. Poet, sensational! Big up, and what do you think about Chelsea, we’re playing electric despite the sanctions. Champions of Europe. We need more air time! 💙
no one ever gives chelsea respect they deserve
the only show i wait for every week big up poet and vuj the best football analysis show with dougies
Pep is truly one of the legends of the game, not only for his success and that story isn’t even done but look at his successors. Arteta, Xavi, and Ten Haag doing their ting.
Don't know what you've got till it's gone. Will miss the weekly uploads, as a bookmark for my week for the last 4 years. You guys are legends but if you both are growing and wanting to move into better things, then all the best to you and yours.
On a seperate note if you could describe your club as a dish what we eating?
This PSG situation seems like a mess innit
Neymar turning up to training drunk
Players accusing each other
Faking injuries to avoid playing
Stinker
I supported united all my life , i started falling out of love with football. I've watched more Palace games this season more than any other team and I love this game again
Don't even care to end the show just end it randomly. Greatest analysis show #NoRules
YESSS for the watch along!!!!
Somehow Poet stating his ex girlfriend was basically the female Gary Neville didn’t upset the simulation… you love to see it
Big ups my brothers from your American sister ❤️ Up The Reds
Son comes out, and the legends just having a nice! Love to see it.
Shout out to Mike Dean, hanging his gloves at the end of the season.
Genuinely speaking guys. Frm the fans point of view, of course you guys are OG’s in the game and we appreciate everything you’ve done for the matrix. You do need to seek other avenues in life but I’m going to move like a toxic ex, please don’t go 🥺
Where I’m I gonna watch my football videos that have audio issues, talk about back offs, and poet dress like a bin man. Don’t do weekly videos… try something new. #MixItUp
Long live the greatest football analysis show!
Jose Mourinho is the greatest football-personality of the 21st century. While Maradona was probably the greatest showman-player ever in my opinion (Ronaldinho close 2nd), Jose is just a vibe from another universe, especially when he's the coach of your favourite club. The off the field comments, the on-the-field shithousery and brilliance he can bring (Inter v Barca 2010 UCL is just the best, or Porto v Man United in 2004). Jose, whatever anything thinks of his abilities as a coach, is THE larger than life character we have today.
When Vuj said “prime Henry in today’s market” was I the only one thinking of his fut icon card?😭
Yes
Absolute greatest football analysis show. Don't want it to end but good things cant last forever
Can't imagine going my days without watching this lot love from kenya
Trippier went to Atletico and Sancho/Bellingham lowkey started the new wave of abroad players
Hot take I dont think Klopp or Guardiola would manage Man United well either, granted I bet both those managers would never let United get to this point in the first place..... Maybe what defines modern footbnall for this specific era is that teams and sytems are winning not just big names. Maybe City would have fallen off by now with a manager like Pellegrini but made the strategic decision to buy Pep when everyone else thought it would be overkill. Are coaches now more important than players?
If I work in a shop and this week sales are low in the shop, does that mean when I go home I shouldn't be allowed to go rave? Don't see why it should be any different for football players
Please talk about Peru vs Uruguay qualifier for the WC. Peru put the ball in the net, keeper and ball go over the line, ref says no goal, and then he refused to even look at VAR in the 93rd minute! A robbery that always seems to happen to smaller South American teams. What’s the point of VAR if we’re not even going to use it. Arriba Peru, hopefully we can qualify in our next game.
Poet and Vuj on some vintage poet and vuj stuff. Love it !!!
Agree with Poet on the United Team. You see 1.2 billion worth of individuals, not a 1.2 billion dollar team.
the vibes were definitely there this video
You dont know what it is, but Jose makes you love him everytime somehow.. He's got that hold on fans and teams.
Family - hope you two can enjoy whatever endeavor after this show. If it's a monetary issue, I would totally look into Patreon. I would be right there, I am sure, as would thousands of others. If it's a vibes ting, all the best.
ive clocked it. vuj is lgbtq of football and im here for it ✊
Poet snuck out of HMP Holloway to bless us on the greatest football analysis show.
Nev wants the players to be like his generation... Doing their blow and getting smashed privately. 😉
That would take some doing, it closed 6 years ago and was a women's prison. I know it's no rules...but still 😄
@@franklingoodwin I said it because 1. Like you said, #NoRules 2. Holloway was round the corner from Emirates and 3. It was a young offenders too and Po looks like the kids from Holes. 😉🤣🤣
Nice of Poet to take a break from his community service to film the greatest football analysis show on earth
Every time Spurs lose, I see how little the players care and I start feeling upset I tell myself. "Why should I care more than they do, if they do not care than neither do I."
Vuj be like it's all good, society's collapsing, but have you seen José Mourinho's selfie
when you saw the back off lmfaoooo
Gary and Phil are 2 different people, spirit, soul, personality. Let Phil live⚽️🥅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
On the Tammy part, Fikayo Tomori has been doing incredibly well at Milan and they’re staying on top of the league. Shout him for his consistency and he’s being backed by one of the most legendary defenders of all time, Maldini
"gary nevill is older than ANYONE HERE"
gold
Thinking the whole episode that Poet is dressed as a convict and then the popo roll around :D
Poet says "all of you pundits are having a stinker" as the lorry fulled with rubbish drives behind. Glitch in the matrix
Poet out here looking he just broke outta Belmarsh 🤣
I think people are not really understanding Gary Neville. This man was part of the great teams of the PL era, guys who had that different mentality. I imagine after a single loss, guys like Keane would be onto everyone, forgetting Fergie. Now imagine being him, knowing the mentality and hard work it takes to win the PL and seeing these United boys having fun after getting thrown out the CL, you can see why it would hurt him.
I don't think he's saying you cant have fun, but you can't be enjoying life that lavishley after a CL loss and failing in everything else too, to reach the top you need to make sacrifices, instead of going to the UFC or cricket, you stay in the training ground, he probably witnessed guys like Ronaldo and Vidic train like animals day after day.
It's why this United team is failing , they have talent but they just don't work hard enough, simple as.
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Poet masterclass this one "won champions league (kicks air) did this kick - my brudda " explained the African concept of dealing with pain and loss with joy that dreary brits don't understand or see as tactless
Vuj sounding like mark fisher nowadays greatest social analysis show hope you still having a nice beyond the doom and gloom
As long as a player gives 100% effort in the game, I couldn't care less what they do after
My g said Sunday and an ice cream van drives past, matrix is a madting ygm fam
when you mentioned prime henry and mbappe and a just before a amazon prime van passes, glitches all over
Dang wasn’t expecting the protestors to get roasted like that
Auba back in sensational form.
Po & Vuj forever ❤️
I support the protestor. Whatever you say, this makes a difference.
The Last Dance - Poet and Vuj
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Most of these people had their tickets booked for yonks most likely. Who’s gonna cancel a £200+ ticket because they lost something completely different. That’s just DUMB
ive been to the emirates i dont understand why that roundabout is so busy it doesnt make any sense
Poet out here looking like CJ from GTA San Andreas
To add an extra dimension to games Sky can cable tie the Nevilles to each post for every televised game.
Poet lookin like he just escaped prison. I respect the drip
Palace 3 - Arsenal 0
Arsenal lost a game it doesn't mean we bottled top 4 we simply had a bad game and Palace full credit to their performance. The fans made it sound like we were playing Liverpool at Anfield.
2 things I question about Arteta's decisions:
1 Partey should have come off at half time he was playing like Iwobi did against Westham.
2 it's really embarrassing when we take off 2 defenders for 2 attackers and still don't seem to have an attacking threat
Po looking like a Guantanamo Bay escapee 🤣
Those sneakers, Poet. Pure 🔥🔥🔥
Chelsea 1-4 Brentford
Glitch in a matrix is occurring
This time last year Chelsea lost 5-2 to West Brom.
Happy to see Vuj’s team Have a Nice FC win.
Vuj mentioning houses getting broken into because of a football match loss. Pogba had his house broken into during the Atletico Loss
Poet dress like he about to do a heist on gta
Poet and vuj having a nice for the last few times
Gary Neville was giving AFTV stick for saying stuff like they want Arsenal to lose so they get more views. Now all he is doing himself is to try to say the dumbest most controversial things he can possibly say to get more views/clicks. Was really sad to hear you guys saying you are hanging up your best football analysis show boots, I hope you will continue to stick around and provide this content as society needs real ones like you to keep doing your thing.
Can we get a Conference League special. Low key my favourite European tournament at the moment.
I scream, you scream, just when an ice cream van drove past :O
I wann savour these episodes now
Will Smith really slapped up Chris Rock, Will has had enough 😭
Elite duo
Vuj be like " You know I'm some what of a philosopher myself".
Ward Prowse needs to go abroad for couple of years.
they finally perfect the audio after they tell us it’s all coming to an end. the matrix glitches again
Vuj: click economy bro, what is real news anymore?
Po: what did you call it? *proceeds to write that down*
Po: why does Arsenal have 7 home jerseys, they only got 1 home? 🤣
Sensational form fellas. So much wisdom every week and it will be sorely missed!
Guys please don’t leave 😢
4:13. the dance break.
please do not let this be the last ever ep
I think they’ll do a last ep after final prem games
Everton showing again why the Merseyside Derby isn't a big ting like the Manchester & North London Derbies