His used silt strider, bought from a shady silt strider salesman, among many other defects and quirks, it only responds to commands if called by his full name.
You’re so good at capturing the personality of a demigod who hasn’t left his volcano in the last several centuries. It’s fun listening to Dagoth Ur swear, but these are really good.
I love the idea of them cancelling a flavour despite the fact that, not only does a guy buy PALLETS of it every time he's shopping, but that guy is a scary demigod vampire wizard.
I used to have to stock that shit. Had one old lady that would come in and buy 2 cases every few days for her live-at-home 40 year old son. My fellow vendors were convinced she was trying to kill him off so she’d finally have peace lmao.
THE MOUNTAIN DEW GAMEFUEL WAS MY FAVORITE TOO AAAAAA WE SHALL DESTROY THE MONGREL SODA MANUFACTURERS OF SKYRIM TO RESTORE OUR FUNNY LITTLE TAB ON THE TOP! I AM WITH YOU DAGOTH UR!
Lizard-varine: "Why not try some Gamersupps? I heard N'Gasta got his own sponsored flavor called 'Thrassian Plague Fart 9000', and if you use the code 'Kvata! Kvakis!' at checkout you can get 10% off on your next purchase." Dagoth: "Sheesh Nerevar, what a grand and intoxicating shill you are."
Dagoth Ur (the god) may be a god, but I seriously doubt he has enough patience to sit through a half hour nord safery presentation to become forklift certified.
His cert is probably expired by now due to getting it from the last surviving dwemer forklift operator trainer in Morrowind a couple thousand years ago.
My favorite flavor of sour liquor got discontinued several years ago. Their best flavor was cherry, and they cancelled it. WTF? I mean, their apple and strawberry isn't bad, but the cherry was the freaking best one, and they discontinued it.
Only a fool tries any soda except the flagship brand variety lines. Yes there are some amazing ones....but if they aren't a mainline flagship variety they will be discontinued one day and you will be heartbroken. Better to have never sipped and lost.
Hrothgar Dew? Dude how do you come up with these jokes? You kill me every video with this lore friendly jokes Ps Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez is now canon, I see.
@@eliteclasswarrior94 Yes, how dare I. Please vacate Dagoth Ur, the building, as we have a strict no habsburg chin policy here, and yours could put someones eye out, thank you.
I'm definitely looking forward to hearing the results of the Hrothgar Dew caper! Hopefully he can get Akulakhan finished before the new pallets run out!
Nerevar should just get the ingredients themselves, and make it himself. Maybe that'll get him even more good boy points with Dagoth Ur. Hell, maybe Nerevar will be able to make even better drinks than the mongrel Imperial Dogs.
my coworker and I spent all shift talking about Dagoth Ur then we started talking about the Korean Jesus statue. "Nerevar the imperial mongrel dogs have constructed a false idol. The only thing godly about it is its physique and it... It makes me feel a certain way. No not jealousy I am Dagoth Ur the god. I am above such emotions. Listen nerevar I need you to fly out to Yeongcheon in Korea and steal it for me. Yes I know its last minute. Do this and you will have a rightful place in the sixth house meanwhile I will be leaving Dagoth Ur the building to go to a commercial gym"
@@BeefMeisterSupreme yes, coffee and energy drinks can give me migraines. That fucking gamer fuel though, It’s the only that’s left me blind with a throbbing headache for over a day.
@@dosbueno2gud I was obsessed with it back in the day. I would stockpile whenever I had the money and it re-released. I remember the first time they "re-released" it as an "Energy drink" and let's just say, it'll never escape my memory now lol. "The gods and fates are cruel."
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The fact your lore just keeps on going. This is the real elder scrolls six that we deserved.
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Fun fact: Those Dagoth Ur's requests are all cut content of the "Join the sixth house" quest line
Good to know that Dagoth Ur, is not only a god, but a forklift certified god.
ALMSIVI stands no chance
Dagoth Ur, the God
@@niteshade5783 not the building
@@H1WolfKing or the volcano.
The tribe unmourned has never suffered a loss this potent.
missed opportunity for "code red mountain"
This is going to be some people's first video and they'll have no idea who or what "Alejandro Juan Luiz Martinez" is 😂
His used silt strider, bought from a shady silt strider salesman, among many other defects and quirks, it only responds to commands if called by his full name.
I will have you know that i have seen many of these videos and i have no fucking clue who Alejandro Juan Luiz Martinez is 😆
@@theonlyari try "dagoth ur purchases a silt strider"
@@Mordecrox truly amazing 😂
[New Quest Received] Steal some energy drinks
You’re so good at capturing the personality of a demigod who hasn’t left his volcano in the last several centuries. It’s fun listening to Dagoth Ur swear, but these are really good.
As someone who greatly enjoys Pitch Black and knows full well that it will disappear again one day, I can relate to this.
I had pitch black the other day, it was the 1st time I had seen it since the pandemic I shit you not lol
Black label was goated
@@alexanderradcliffe5578 They are stupidly hard to find in most cases.
@@TheMaskedNinja_ omfg hell yeah
Dark Berry Dr. Pepper for me.
I love the idea of them cancelling a flavour despite the fact that, not only does a guy buy PALLETS of it every time he's shopping, but that guy is a scary demigod vampire wizard.
I used to have to stock that shit. Had one old lady that would come in and buy 2 cases every few days for her live-at-home 40 year old son. My fellow vendors were convinced she was trying to kill him off so she’d finally have peace lmao.
Your Dagoth Ur content is unrivalled. Lore accurate, and still funny!
the phrase "Traditional Kothringi Basketweaving Class" is now forever burned into my mind, thank you
THE MOUNTAIN DEW GAMEFUEL WAS MY FAVORITE TOO AAAAAA
WE SHALL DESTROY THE MONGREL SODA MANUFACTURERS OF SKYRIM TO RESTORE OUR FUNNY LITTLE TAB ON THE TOP! I AM WITH YOU DAGOTH UR!
the intermittent growls of mortal souls in between dagoth's words make this perfect
Lizard-varine: "Why not try some Gamersupps? I heard N'Gasta got his own sponsored flavor called 'Thrassian Plague Fart 9000', and if you use the code 'Kvata! Kvakis!' at checkout you can get 10% off on your next purchase."
Dagoth: "Sheesh Nerevar, what a grand and intoxicating shill you are."
Dagoth Ur (the god) may be a god, but I seriously doubt he has enough patience to sit through a half hour nord safery presentation to become forklift certified.
His cert is probably expired by now due to getting it from the last surviving dwemer forklift operator trainer in Morrowind a couple thousand years ago.
You just know that Dagoth Ur loves to relax by playing Eurojank like Forklife Simulator. He probably loved it so much that he got licensed for it.
Game fuel kept me going the year I was a pizza delivery driver. I miss it so much
My favorite flavor of sour liquor got discontinued several years ago. Their best flavor was cherry, and they cancelled it. WTF? I mean, their apple and strawberry isn't bad, but the cherry was the freaking best one, and they discontinued it.
Aw it's so cute how he cares about Dagoth Gilvoth's feelings !
this is my favourite series. I took a few days break and it was so great catching up on them all
I really wish someone would make a quest mod out of all these lol
Very relatable. Those resealable tops where genius.
Oh I see you Archer fan, with the cumulative hangover will literally kill him.
I heard it coming and it just brought a big smile ahah
Only a fool tries any soda except the flagship brand variety lines. Yes there are some amazing ones....but if they aren't a mainline flagship variety they will be discontinued one day and you will be heartbroken. Better to have never sipped and lost.
Baja blast is the only reason I go to Taco Bell
Dagoth Ur not going cold turkey really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
There was a brand called Bing that I feel this way for. Bing Cherry was my Jam.
I relate to this. I felt the same when monster khaos, the only good tasting monster, was discomtinued two years ago
Crap, now I’m remembering how much I miss those drinks lol
Yoo my boi Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez mentioned. Love the continuity.
Dagoth Ur waiting with a forklift raises the question:
Is he forklift certified?
How could a God not be forklift certified?
I can relate. Lilt has been axed as well 😫
Idea: Dagoth Ur finds "caius cosades amv" in his watch history after Nerevar used his computer.
Hrothgar Dew? Dude how do you come up with these jokes? You kill me every video with this lore friendly jokes
Ps Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez is now canon, I see.
You see, it's a clever play on Mountain Dew. Hrothgar is on a mountain.
Hrothgar Dew
Mountain Dew
Get it?
@@billyray9925 do you take me for a khajiit, n'wah?
@@eliteclasswarrior94 no, i take you for an altmer who never left the summerset isles.
@@BeefMeisterSupreme D: how... How dare you?!!
@@eliteclasswarrior94 Yes, how dare I.
Please vacate Dagoth Ur, the building, as we have a strict no habsburg chin policy here, and yours could put someones eye out, thank you.
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I'm definitely looking forward to hearing the results of the Hrothgar Dew caper! Hopefully he can get Akulakhan finished before the new pallets run out!
Nerevar should just get the ingredients themselves, and make it himself. Maybe that'll get him even more good boy points with Dagoth Ur.
Hell, maybe Nerevar will be able to make even better drinks than the mongrel Imperial Dogs.
Of course, he'd drink a batch of backyard Fortify Alchemy potions first
@@billyray9925 but the shock damage, it'd kill dagoth and the heart.
Imagine Dagoth Ur substituting that for G fuel
It is fortunate you did not neglect to mention Juan Luiz Martinez, I have grown quite attached to him.
quest added: get dagoth's fix
optional: kill
Dagoth Ur (The god) Is forklift certified?!
C0da makes this canon
Unparalleled.
What if Dagoth Ur discovered that somebody made a song about him? (by which I mean Dagothwave)
I felt this exact feeling when they stopped making SoBe
I miss driving forklift
Game Fuel - The Mountain Dew.
1:29 Ohhey it me
I hope this meme never dies at least last as long as Uganda knuckles hated that meme but it had a ridiculously long life span this meme need that
This is how I feel toward Monster flavors.
my coworker and I spent all shift talking about Dagoth Ur then we started talking about the Korean Jesus statue.
"Nerevar the imperial mongrel dogs have constructed a false idol. The only thing godly about it is its physique and it... It makes me feel a certain way. No not jealousy I am Dagoth Ur the god. I am above such emotions. Listen nerevar I need you to fly out to Yeongcheon in Korea and steal it for me. Yes I know its last minute. Do this and you will have a rightful place in the sixth house meanwhile I will be leaving Dagoth Ur the building to go to a commercial gym"
literally every single time ive had one of these it EXPLODED as soon as i opened it :|
Rip in peace Bang Energy.
I know it's a shit basket but my friend is proud of it so by god I am using it, makes Dagoth Ur a true friend.
I love all these video's
Sounds like me with MTN Dew: Voltage
Blue gamefuel is my favorite too.
Alejandro is a badass
RIP blue raspberry Jolt Cola.
In my city they discuntinue'd monster Energy drink
By the Nine, I still miss Live Wire.
DAGOTH NO! YOU'RE TURNING INTO A NORMIE!
(j/k this is fantastic)
I drank one of those game fuels amd got a migraine so bad the auras completely covered my vision I went blind. Don’t drink that poison
has any other energy drink given you that reaction before? or otherwise had migraines in the past?
@@BeefMeisterSupreme yes, coffee and energy drinks can give me migraines. That fucking gamer fuel though, It’s the only that’s left me blind with a throbbing headache for over a day.
@@Sypitz That's bizarre, aside from flavorings the only difference in composition to other energy drinks is a moderately larger amount of sugar.
Hrothgar Dew 🤣🤣
so does this confirm that dagoth ur is forklift certified?
This was me w monster ballers blend my gf didnt tell me for months as I was looking for it she didnt want to hurt me
where are the modders
Average Based Dagoth Reaction
Is Dagoth Ur forklift certified??
Has anyone tried the alcoholic Mt dew yet, probably tastes like dog shit but I still want to try it.
As a fan of the original Citrus Cherry Game Fuel from 07...
"First time?"
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
@@dosbueno2gud I was obsessed with it back in the day. I would stockpile whenever I had the money and it re-released.
I remember the first time they "re-released" it as an "Energy drink" and let's just say, it'll never escape my memory now lol.
"The gods and fates are cruel."
Ayo bro. Did you hear that the Citrus Cherry Game Fuel is back for a bit?
Figured I'd let a brother know lol
ive bought a lot of it already
@@dosbueno2gud lol nice, better informed than me!
God damn it. Game Fuel was tasty and I can't find it anymore.
Me when Monster discontinued Baller's Blend.