Trazyn is probably the only man in the universe that has a bigger collection of Warhammer Hentai than I do.... That's probably for the best Check out the collection here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
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@@jimbothegymbro7086 true, but they’d have to succeed though in the yoink in order to equal him having something of theirs, and given the resources he has, I reckon they would need quite a bit of help pulling off such a heist.
the reason no one has fucked up solemnace yet is not cause its hidden, but cause he can just unleash all the horrific shit hes been collecting on you with the push of a button.
It'd be pretty funny if they released the Krork and in a freaking revelation of the millenia, it turns out that this Krork is a warrior rooted firmly in maintaining honorable conduct in battle, and that while this whips the Orks into a single unified front, it also makes them a lot more negotiable with to other factions so long as they fight their fair best.
Fun-fact: the most dangerous thing in Trazyn’s collection is an enslaver. Those things are considered to be one of the deadliest creature in the warp and the one in Tarzyn’s possession is currently dead. And he makes sure it is still dead every time it visits it, every time.
@@florians9949 heh.. cool. Imagine having a dead venomous spider and suffer from arachnaephobia... but you stroll by its cage and be like "yep, still dead, pyuh" time to time x)
Fun fact: Trazyn is banned from many necrons worlds due to his habit of "archiving" necron artifacts, this includes being banned from the necron home world
Hearing how Trazyn has a pauldron from every chapter in the galaxy I can't help envisioning him lifting it from a space marine or straight from the armory and running with it like a raccoon that just grabbed itself some amazing treasure 😂😂
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Modern necrons and especially trazyn are a beautiful breath of comically petty fresh air in 40K. By far the best stories written are the necron books. Trazyn gives off legit Main character vibes.
@@florians9949 true, and it does fit with the whole necron narrative, but when all of them where just robo skellies, it was a snooze fest and no one played them for long.
@@theprophet9428 concidering that the Necron concider the humans to be biologicaly the closest species to their old self (the Necrontir), you’re statement is quite true. Though personaly they loke more like Tau with cancer.
We really need a book of Trazyn telling us about the stuff in his museum and how he "acquired" them, with him just saying stuff like " ...And this is the body of a demi-god once powered by all four chaos gods, who betrayed his own father in rebellion of his tyranny. I "retrieved" him from a slanesh warrior fortress. Not sure why he's missing the right arm of his armour tho."
I could imagine short animation clips on youtube! Would be cool! :D Buuut since gameworkshop shut that down for good... At least they should do something themselves if they shut down stuff like this :(
I like to believe that he has Vulkan in his collection, and the Salamanders are collecting the arctifacts to make a trade. But why did he try to steal the spear then? Simple, Trazyn was impatient.
There should be a side story about Trazyn’s Dynasty and the Blood Ravens having a rivalry that lasts centuries as they attempt to retrieve various precious artifacts from the Golden Age while Orcs from the Freebooters Clan try to undermine them both and steal the artifacts just to prove that they are the best looters in the galaxy, could be a interesting read.
I wouldnt be surprised if Trazyn has the following: A Sensei, Doge Vandire's hat, feet pics of every single Sister of Battle ever, something from Malcaor the Sigilite, a probably fully intact SCT, at least a dozen original Landraiders. Also i cant imagine how the Imperium would react when an Imperator Titan just up and disappears. Those things dont tend to just...disappear.
Would have been easy to steal an Imperator during the age of strife when most of them went missing. Old night was probably like black Friday for Trazyn.
I am just picturing an emperial commander filling out a report card of missing equipment. "...3 pencils, 2 pairs of standard guardsmen boots, 1 Emperial Titan... and 1 commisar's cap." Also yes, I would not be surprised if Trayzn got his sneaky metal hands on Doge's feetpic collection.
@@wombataldebaran9686 And one Imperial clerk somewhere in the chain of communication will most certainly take interest in the last one but totally miss the one before.
@@CatastrophicMarauder they wouldn't be loyal to trazyn, they fight for their lives. So they should have less morale, and might fire on each other. Its less like a conventional army and more like releasing wild animals towards the enemy.
I am perfectly in control thank you very much. There's just so many interesting artefacts to collect... oOoOh is that a limited edition regiment of Kreigsmen?
@Trazyn the Infinite, Archivist of Solemnace just remove ANYTHING that can be use as a weapon, unless you bait them with a shovel or a berserker. They are suicidal as you should know
Yeah, Matt ward deserves a lot of the hate he gets, but his one genuinely good idea was turning necrons from soulless killing machine space terminators into a bunch of (more heavily) egyptian themed space terminators with a lot or politicking and infighting between their dynasties. Made them so much more interesting.
How is making the Necrons into the Space Tomb Kings a good thing? Isn't the reasons the Squats don't exist is because they didn't want Space Dwarves? I preferred the silent machines of death that they once where, mysterious machines with unknowable goals leaving nary a trace of themselves after being sighted. All we need now is Space Nagash...
He can even have the gray goo created by rogue AI too. Imagine he drop it on all planets in the eye if terror to act as retaliation for prevent him from activate Cadian’s pillow.
@@Nyghtking but the grey goo be controlled by one AI from behind, combined it with Necrons technologies and he can drop it from his ship. What Chaos Gods can corrupted if they can is some of billions of quantum machine. Not count for those nanites can consume souls, meaning that the planet can be cutoff from Chaos Gods when the battle start
i bet he's tried in the past, but sly was just too fucking fast. i can imagine a benny hill chase that everyone else sees as just the constant yell and a green streak.
Sly marbo would also break out ALOT and than proceed to wreck everything not imperium related. Trayzn would absolutely not like that, so he just leaves sly be.
It could also act as another reason for daemon fulgrim to get up and do something. And maybe it could also bring to a new loyalist Emperors children chapter.
Would be a nice setup. Everyone in the Imperium views him as a hardcore traitor, and I don't think "Nah bro, I am not evil" will convince many in the ecclesiarchy that he is not.
@@jakubgrzybek6181 they do, but they wouldn't bother going up to him to check if he has lumps on his balls, they would just launch a cyclonic torpedo in his general direction
I really do think that they need to change his "ancient collector" ability to allow you to field one unit of elite or heavy support units from another army.
Kinda surprised that there is nobody in the 40k universe that loves what Trazyn is doing so much that they try to help him build his collection by adding theirs to his and getting necron tech to help them in their escapades.
I guess He even has the Angel, prototype first primarch which was Op and insane that emperor created first. Emperor locked it up and sent to destroy but it was stolen.
Makes sence because he has ancient space marines and they must weild relics like autocannons , cataphractii and tartaros terminators , relic dreadnoughts and relic armours
@@ImperfectVoid8479 They start out stealing shit from each other, and Trazyn' eventually gives up trying to stop them. One day, the Blood Ravens realize they've stolen a bottle of expensive beer and an invitation to Necron-con. Now they meet up every year to compare collections.
A load of Blood Ravens try and steal something valuable he wants so instead of trying to beat them to it he captures all of them picks the loot he wants and drops the Blood Ravens back on their homeworld with a note saying "Trazyn thanks you for your service"
He also has a _Tyrannosaurus rex_ they clocked at 25 mph (retrofitted with laser cannons), General Grievous and all his stolen lightsabers, a signed flag from Sauron the Deceiver and a box of Fry's Turkish Delight from Jadis the Ice Queen, as well as a clone of Tom Bombadil for the merry music making. _You...you have a T rex?_ [astonished] - Big E _We have a T rex!_ [wearing a white hat and suit] - Trazyn the Infinite _Welcome, my dear Dr Grant, to Jurassic Park!_
Imagine if every faction decided to steal something from his collection. Not even work together, just agree to do it at the same time to increase the chance of success and depending on the faction, agree to look the other way. I really doubt the Orks would pick the Krok though since they have the attention span of house cats and would probably stop half way to pick up a really neat gun they passed.
Gman: Okay we'll be taking back those missing pauldrons and Titans that appease the mechanicus, hmm yes thesemissing guardsmen and Creed will also be required. How the hell did He get a Custodian and is that a Thunder Warrior? Lion: Hey Gman look at this *taps the display* Gman: *Stares with mixed confusion and hate* Isn't he supposed to be in Nihilus right now? Lion: Yea but why is there two of them? Gman: Maybe Fulgrim can tell us that after we leave this place Lion: Fine, now help with this damn thing.
So .. if the adepta mechanica find this trove it'll have every useful piece of tech for the last 65million years... That sounds like a set of books I'd want to read...
I think that Trazyn actually has a high measure of disdain for the Mechanicus. He was _dragged_ kicking and screaming into the soul siphon against his will while he was still a Necrontyr, but the Techpriests are effectively doing the same thing to themselves _voluntarily_ as if it was a great thing. He makes a comment about this during his brief encounter with Belisarius Cawl.
I find it surprised this is isnt used as a lore justification to have a multi species army deployment on the table top, basically trazyn deploying orks, his custodies, elder titans, creed, ce tan shards etc all together with his unique characters acting as commanders
Fun fact the amount of Banblades on display in tryzan galleries is 100 but the amount of Banblades on the world is 101 And creed smiles smugly when someone mentions this to tryzan around him
Me and some neckbeards joke about Trazyn being a grave robber to get Ciaphus Cain's belongings then just abduct a look alike just to get him dress up as Ciaphus Cain. Cause he just stumbled upon emperium propaganda and was like "oh a new piece of history for my museum"
He collects things that are rare. Stars are anything but rare, but more importantly, he doesnt need to rush to get one, as they're not really going anywhere anytime soon.
@@lotgc If I were to write that, Trazyn teleports into Holy Terra, throws his pokeball, and now he has a planet, with the Emperor, the Custodes, and trillions of people inside. He captured an entire Tyrannid Hive Fleet, and could possibly steal a star. What could go wrong...?
I can’t wait for major to play some tabletop 40k, it’s how I got into the universe and I love to play it. He’s managed to make content on such a nerdy subject entertaining and I’m really hoping he takes a crack at making the tabletop game fun to watch
There are several things Trazyn doesn't have that would make a fine addition to his collection 1 the Emprah, 2 the Golden Throne, 3 Horus' soul, 4 Rylanor the Ancient of Rites, 5 Lucius the Eternal, 6 Typhus herald of Nurgle, 7 the tome called The Book of Magnus, 8 The Warhammer God Splitter, and 9 anything in Warhammer Fantasy/ Age of Sigmar.
He has a replicate of the golden throne no? I remember reading something like that, that this place is reserved for the central pice of the human collection (the big E) and was a replicate of the golden throne.
There's a awesome 1d4chan thread about how Trazyn got curious after custodians battling bloodthirsters and tried to loot the underground cell for exotic abominations. But he was shank by a warden
I would love a heist story set on Solemnace. Just imagine all the references you could do. Heck, you could even include stuff like the classic Terminator and Land Raider designs and I doubt anyone would bat an eye.
I honestly hope he releases the fulgrim clone and let it return to the imperium i cant wait to see guillemans face when he see his uncorrupted brother return Also i wonder if he has daemons in his collection ?
I genuinely want Trazyn to take me on a tour of his museum. The sheer amount of cool shit in there would be astronomical, plus I feel like Trazyn would enjoy someone finally appreciating his collection.
*Trazyn silently sneaking into the salamanders HQ to steal something* . "What are you doing here! *notices they're blood ravens* "What are you doing here??"
This guy is technically the key to preserving things until The End Times when everything would be needed to help in stopping everything from being destroyed. It's also possible that he has Horus saved in his collection, but either has him somewhere hidden or hasn't gone back in time to save him yet as he would be most valuable in The End Times.
As far as I know, Squats were never not canon. Emperor deleting Horus doesn't make Horus not canon, Squats being nommed by nids doesn't make them not canon.
Trazyn's heist would be like: "Ladies and gentlemen, you might be wondering why I have reunited you here" "Because you kidnapped us first and now you need us to kidnap someone else and grow your megalomaniacally disturbing collection of people, creatures, objects and pockets of the space time continuum" "Was that a question?" "No, we've seen you do it a couple times" "I wouldn't put it as kidnapping, I'd say it's more like assertively provide housing for special individuals" "So, kidnapping?" "Well, you're not wrong but at least you could look at this in a brighter fashion" "Are you gonna let us out?" "Yes" "We're in"
Low-key what I want in terms of the Ynari and Heists is for them to call in a favor with the blueberries and kick off an ultramarine PoV about them just rocking up on a slaneshi mob and causing as much damage as possible calling out as many of Slanesh's big bois like Fulgrim as possible, and it's the exact kinda overpowered bullshit you'd expect from an ultramarine story, complete with being able to hold their own against Slanesh themself, *and then at the last second the bait done get switched and Slanesh realizes they bought the hype while the Ynari made off with the artifact they'd stolen without even tripping any alarms aside from when they were exiting the warp after already having capitalized on the blue balls deep distraction Guilliman just lured Slanesh and their greatest into.* It's all a massive joke, and the punchline is that even the factions in the setting prioritize the blueberries way too much!
If Trazyn went omniversal he could obtain so much: - the infinity gauntlet and infinity stones (Marvel) - a single cell of The Thing (The Thing) - the Elder Wand (Harry Potter) - the Colt pistol (Supernatural) - one of every Lantern battery (DC) - the Book of Shadows (Charmed) - a pre-Dalek Kaled (Doctor Who) - Mew and Arceus (Pokemon) - the first Final Aeon (Final Fantasy X)
Hate to break it to you... He "May not" have those pics, but he probably has the artist in a stasis field. Hopefully he is willing to bring them out once and a while.
Trazyn is like that one character in rpgs who you got to with collectibles...said npc is generally in a secluded area and has a bunch of kinks and you can explore the area and find easter eggs and stuff....an open world w40k game is the dream
That's the appeal of Trazyn, he singlehandedly shows the power of Necrons. If Silent King were to wake up all of them, humanity better hope they can secure a neutrality pact.
Trazyn is probably the only man in the universe that has a bigger collection of Warhammer Hentai than I do....
That's probably for the best
Check out the collection here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
Can you do a video about the red scorpions.
I have a question...will you do a squats video? Or what are your thoughts about it? I'm very curious about it.
Damn, Mister Majorkill Sir, you look especially hot this morning. You look ready for the beach. Here in Montreal it's -30° today. Beach is frozen under a meter of snow loll.
PS: Hey you should really commission gay hentai art of yourself! You'd make an interesting artistic subject :)
To be fair... everyone needs a hobby
lore on eldar exodites and corsairs please
Indiana Jones: "It belongs in a Museum!"
Trazyn: "Wrong, It belongs in MY Museum!"
"So do you."
*captures Indy as well*
*The British Museum: Exists*
Trazyn: Finally a worthy opponent, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
Trayzin would put the British museum in his museum
Trayzn:" You belong in my museum."
Indiana Jones:"Hell NO!"
Trayzn:" I'm placing you beside Lara Croft."
Indiana Jones:" Hell YEAH!!'
“An official pauldron belonging to each and every chapter in the galaxy”.
Trayzn, the only being in the galaxy to out-magpie the Blood Ravens.
Until the Blood Ravens try to yoink some stuff and makes Trazyn very grumpy
@@jimbothegymbro7086 true, but they’d have to succeed though in the yoink in order to equal him having something of theirs, and given the resources he has, I reckon they would need quite a bit of help pulling off such a heist.
So he can tell us who the minotaur's are descended from? In that case here are my pokemon cards tell me!
Well of course he is, he's their missing Primarch.
He's their primarch after all.
I love how Trazyn can at any second save or doom the entire galaxy by pressing one button
*tossing a pokeball
the reason no one has fucked up solemnace yet is not cause its hidden, but cause he can just unleash all the horrific shit hes been collecting on you with the push of a button.
He got to collect ‘em them all
It'd be pretty funny if they released the Krork and in a freaking revelation of the millenia, it turns out that this Krork is a warrior rooted firmly in maintaining honorable conduct in battle, and that while this whips the Orks into a single unified front, it also makes them a lot more negotiable with to other factions so long as they fight their fair best.
@@reillycurran8508 the Beast wanted to negotiate Imperium's unconditional surrender.
Henry Cavil dressed in full custodes armour must be his top exhibit
I agree
What about majorkill naked with custodes helmet?No-Homo!
Fun-fact: the most dangerous thing in Trazyn’s collection is an enslaver. Those things are considered to be one of the deadliest creature in the warp and the one in Tarzyn’s possession is currently dead. And he makes sure it is still dead every time it visits it, every time.
@@florians9949 heh.. cool.
Imagine having a dead venomous spider and suffer from arachnaephobia... but you stroll by its cage and be like "yep, still dead, pyuh" time to time x)
@@Naetheras pretty much, except the spider can suck your soul dry and duplicate itself at ridiculous paste.
Fun fact: Trazyn is banned from many necrons worlds due to his habit of "archiving" necron artifacts, this includes being banned from the necron home world
Imotekh still won't let me back on Mandragora
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 very sad
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 i got banned from a place for stealing a fire alarm once, i know how it feels
My man "borrowed" the time cloak then got it destroyed, cant blame them.
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 before you steal me,do you have relation with the blood ravens?
Hearing how Trazyn has a pauldron from every chapter in the galaxy I can't help envisioning him lifting it from a space marine or straight from the armory and running with it like a raccoon that just grabbed itself some amazing treasure 😂😂
You ever see those Grievous vids where he dashes off for a dropped lightsaber? That. That is how I imagine Trazyn.
@@ZaZi-Zeta01 ah nice addition to my collection wait THERES IS SOMETHING FALLING INTO THE CLIFF I WANT THAT YEET
@@scrollexdestiny yep, exactly haha
@@scrollexdestiny hello there
He got them most of them from Istvan 5.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Modern necrons and especially trazyn are a beautiful breath of comically petty fresh air in 40K. By far the best stories written are the necron books. Trazyn gives off legit Main character vibes.
I was happy when they expanded the lore of necron from back in the day of just being mindless undead.
@@GusMortis The beauty of the Necrons is that you can have some as the old school mindless killing machine, and still being considered canon.
@@florians9949 true, and it does fit with the whole necron narrative, but when all of them where just robo skellies, it was a snooze fest and no one played them for long.
@@florians9949 in a sense humans are like necrons. Some people just don’t think
@@theprophet9428 concidering that the Necron concider the humans to be biologicaly the closest species to their old self (the Necrontir), you’re statement is quite true. Though personaly they loke more like Tau with cancer.
An image of Tzeentch being surprised unironically
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A video of Khorne having hate-sex with Slanesh
Tzeentch: Pikachu face.
*snaps photo
Tzeentch: WHO???
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We really need a book of Trazyn telling us about the stuff in his museum and how he "acquired" them, with him just saying stuff like " ...And this is the body of a demi-god once powered by all four chaos gods, who betrayed his own father in rebellion of his tyranny. I "retrieved" him from a slanesh warrior fortress. Not sure why he's missing the right arm of his armour tho."
Every time I walk by it I can still hear the human emperors screaming FUCKING HORIUS
Wait... I thought in Talon of Horus, the body of Horus was completely destroyed?
@@johnquach8821 yeah his body was destroyed as a safety precaution soo that fabius couldn't make another clone
I could imagine short animation clips on youtube! Would be cool! :D Buuut since gameworkshop shut that down for good... At least they should do something themselves if they shut down stuff like this :(
"Next on M40-TV's "Crypts", Trayzn show us his collection. "
I like to believe that he has Vulkan in his collection, and the Salamanders are collecting the arctifacts to make a trade. But why did he try to steal the spear then? Simple, Trazyn was impatient.
That is my head cannon now
So he doesn't have to let go of Vulkan
There should be a side story about Trazyn’s Dynasty and the Blood Ravens having a rivalry that lasts centuries as they attempt to retrieve various precious artifacts from the Golden Age while Orcs from the Freebooters Clan try to undermine them both and steal the artifacts just to prove that they are the best looters in the galaxy, could be a interesting read.
That's an amazing idea!!!!
Assuming Trazyn didn't just create the Blood Raven's himself as his own personal Chapter.
Didn't the Emperor in TTS give the order to send the Blood Ravens (or at least SOME space marine chapter) to steal some of Trazyn's stuff? lol
Death Skulls fit better than freebooterz
Bro how funny would it be if that accidentally released the Krork?
Trazyn is the reason why I started to collect and paint Necrons.
i started now to collect necrons bc of him too!
He is the reason I started to collrct random dangerous and cheesy stuff
Same here
Same
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I always imagine Trazyn with Karl Urban's voice saying: Behold... My stuff.
No he has Nic Cage's voice and he's going to steal the declaration of independence
I wouldnt be surprised if Trazyn has the following: A Sensei, Doge Vandire's hat, feet pics of every single Sister of Battle ever, something from Malcaor the Sigilite, a probably fully intact SCT, at least a dozen original Landraiders.
Also i cant imagine how the Imperium would react when an Imperator Titan just up and disappears. Those things dont tend to just...disappear.
We're talking about the Imperium. They manage to misplace whole planets or fleets.
Would have been easy to steal an Imperator during the age of strife when most of them went missing. Old night was probably like black Friday for Trazyn.
He also has: The last Bitcoins mined ever, A doge dog and shina ibu coins, with one GPU and one ASIC Miner
I am just picturing an emperial commander filling out a report card of missing equipment. "...3 pencils, 2 pairs of standard guardsmen boots, 1 Emperial Titan... and 1 commisar's cap."
Also yes, I would not be surprised if Trayzn got his sneaky metal hands on Doge's feetpic collection.
@@wombataldebaran9686 And one Imperial clerk somewhere in the chain of communication will most certainly take interest in the last one but totally miss the one before.
Trazyn needs to have its own tabletop army, in which you practically bring anything to table. A pc game about it can be good too
That would be hilarious
You know shit is about to go hard when trazyn unleash all his collection
I agree but i dont understand why the things releases would be loyal to trazyn
I completely misunderstood this for a second and imagined him playing the tabletop but with actual units and shit
@@CatastrophicMarauder they wouldn't be loyal to trazyn, they fight for their lives. So they should have less morale, and might fire on each other. Its less like a conventional army and more like releasing wild animals towards the enemy.
I love how the most interesting being in 40K is an out-of-control kleptomaniac.
I'd love to watch a special episode of hoarders filmed on Solemnace.
I am perfectly in control thank you very much. There's just so many interesting artefacts to collect... oOoOh is that a limited edition regiment of Kreigsmen?
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 "Hides her Dawn of War Collectors Edition"
@@Knuspermonster I am in your walls. It will be MINE
@Trazyn the Infinite, Archivist of Solemnace just remove ANYTHING that can be use as a weapon, unless you bait them with a shovel or a berserker.
They are suicidal as you should know
He could have a ancient human or better yet a scientist from the federation of mankind.
Could? Safe bet he probably does and just forgot he's got one
He has a whole research team I bet.
It's a shame that he has no hentie artist to make good artifacts for him...
@@d.n5287 he has an entire facility
He has the primarchs' mom
Yeah, Matt ward deserves a lot of the hate he gets, but his one genuinely good idea was turning necrons from soulless killing machine space terminators into a bunch of (more heavily) egyptian themed space terminators with a lot or politicking and infighting between their dynasties. Made them so much more interesting.
You can like the changes to lore,
but their tabletop rules were a joke.
Completely over the top powerspirals are in general not my thing though
I don't think Ward deserves hate, criticism? Absolutely but, it's been years, let's leave the past alone
It's been 12 years i think it's time to move on.
How is making the Necrons into the Space Tomb Kings a good thing? Isn't the reasons the Squats don't exist is because they didn't want Space Dwarves? I preferred the silent machines of death that they once where, mysterious machines with unknowable goals leaving nary a trace of themselves after being sighted. All we need now is Space Nagash...
Yes because Tyranids but robots was so interesting. We should go back to that.
Trazyn most probably has men of gold, men of stone, men of iron, and a copy of every STC that was ever created.
He can even have the gray goo created by rogue AI too. Imagine he drop it on all planets in the eye if terror to act as retaliation for prevent him from activate Cadian’s pillow.
No wonder the Adeptus Mechanicus will do anything to hide technological knowledge or steal it from everyone
And you don't get to touch them
@@superspies32 That wouldn't be a good thing as chaos can corrupt machines, and the last thing you want is chaos corrupted grey goo.
@@Nyghtking but the grey goo be controlled by one AI from behind, combined it with Necrons technologies and he can drop it from his ship. What Chaos Gods can corrupted if they can is some of billions of quantum machine. Not count for those nanites can consume souls, meaning that the planet can be cutoff from Chaos Gods when the battle start
Im actually surprised that Trazyn dosen't have Sly Marbo in his collection, i mean who wouldn't want a god tier level pokemon that can wreck titans.
i bet he's tried in the past, but sly was just too fucking fast.
i can imagine a benny hill chase that everyone else sees as just the constant yell and a green streak.
I tried. It went a little like this:
"QUIT RUNNING YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
*muffled sounds of blood-curdling screams*
Sly marbo would also break out ALOT and than proceed to wreck everything not imperium related. Trayzn would absolutely not like that, so he just leaves sly be.
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 is the comment( mine) above this one potentially true?
I think something that would be interesting would be if the fulgrim clone broke out and was loyal to the emperor of Mankind
It could also act as another reason for daemon fulgrim to get up and do something. And maybe it could also bring to a new loyalist Emperors children chapter.
Would be a nice setup. Everyone in the Imperium views him as a hardcore traitor, and I don't think "Nah bro, I am not evil" will convince many in the ecclesiarchy that he is not.
@@spacejunk2186 don't they have means to check for corruption?
@@jakubgrzybek6181 they do, but they wouldn't bother going up to him to check if he has lumps on his balls, they would just launch a cyclonic torpedo in his general direction
The sons of the phoenix breaking into trazyn collection, to free his father
I really do think that they need to change his "ancient collector" ability to allow you to field one unit of elite or heavy support units from another army.
I love how during the final stand at Cadia, Trazyn just shrugged his shoulders and was like, "Meh, I feel like being a hero today"
*whenever he found something or someone interesting*
Trazyn the Infinite: "You will make a fine addition to my collection!"
Which should give you cold sweat if it was you he was refearring too.
YOU will make a fine addition to my collection
Has a replica of grievous
@@gmailquinni mean Grievous looks like a necron
Kinda surprised that there is nobody in the 40k universe that loves what Trazyn is doing so much that they try to help him build his collection by adding theirs to his and getting necron tech to help them in their escapades.
I guess He even has the Angel, prototype first primarch which was Op and insane that emperor created first. Emperor locked it up and sent to destroy but it was stolen.
If so, he would've gotten it as an unexpected bonus from the hold of the Inquisitorial capital ship that was carrying The Angel's stasis sarcophagus.
@@anthonylamonica8301 he collects the rarest things and angel is one of a kind. I won't be shocked if in future, trazyn unleash it when needed most 🆘
May there be friendship between trazyn and the blood ravens
Makes sence because he has ancient space marines and they must weild relics like autocannons , cataphractii and tartaros terminators , relic dreadnoughts and relic armours
He is the prymarch of the blood ravens
@@kevinthiago413 goddamn it you make me excited because of this theory you mentioned
@@ImperfectVoid8479 They start out stealing shit from each other, and Trazyn' eventually gives up trying to stop them. One day, the Blood Ravens realize they've stolen a bottle of expensive beer and an invitation to Necron-con. Now they meet up every year to compare collections.
A load of Blood Ravens try and steal something valuable he wants so instead of trying to beat them to it he captures all of them picks the loot he wants and drops the Blood Ravens back on their homeworld with a note saying "Trazyn thanks you for your service"
He also has a _Tyrannosaurus rex_ they clocked at 25 mph (retrofitted with laser cannons), General Grievous and all his stolen lightsabers, a signed flag from Sauron the Deceiver and a box of Fry's Turkish Delight from Jadis the Ice Queen, as well as a clone of Tom Bombadil for the merry music making.
_You...you have a T rex?_ [astonished] - Big E
_We have a T rex!_ [wearing a white hat and suit] - Trazyn the Infinite
_Welcome, my dear Dr Grant, to Jurassic Park!_
"a signed flag from Sauron the Deceiver"
Not unique enough. He literally has the one ring.
@@MajinOthinus Lighten up
Trazyn would probably put Alan in stasis
Not just a T-Rex he has a fully accurate model of a Spinosaurus
Imagine if every faction decided to steal something from his collection. Not even work together, just agree to do it at the same time to increase the chance of success and depending on the faction, agree to look the other way. I really doubt the Orks would pick the Krok though since they have the attention span of house cats and would probably stop half way to pick up a really neat gun they passed.
the eldar would go on a SHOPPING SPREE
Gman: Okay we'll be taking back those missing pauldrons and Titans that appease the mechanicus, hmm yes thesemissing guardsmen and Creed will also be required. How the hell did He get a Custodian and is that a Thunder Warrior?
Lion: Hey Gman look at this *taps the display*
Gman: *Stares with mixed confusion and hate* Isn't he supposed to be in Nihilus right now?
Lion: Yea but why is there two of them?
Gman: Maybe Fulgrim can tell us that after we leave this place
Lion: Fine, now help with this damn thing.
So .. if the adepta mechanica find this trove it'll have every useful piece of tech for the last 65million years... That sounds like a set of books I'd want to read...
I think that Trazyn actually has a high measure of disdain for the Mechanicus. He was _dragged_ kicking and screaming into the soul siphon against his will while he was still a Necrontyr, but the Techpriests are effectively doing the same thing to themselves _voluntarily_ as if it was a great thing. He makes a comment about this during his brief encounter with Belisarius Cawl.
I find it surprised this is isnt used as a lore justification to have a multi species army deployment on the table top, basically trazyn deploying orks, his custodies, elder titans, creed, ce tan shards etc all together with his unique characters acting as commanders
Korks
Trazyn really do be playing Pokemon in 40k.
Edit: Everybody Gangsta in 40k til Trazyn brings up the Pokedex.
Got to kidnap them all
Fun fact the amount of Banblades on display in tryzan galleries is 100 but the amount of Banblades on the world is 101
And creed smiles smugly when someone mentions this to tryzan around him
I always thought that he might have Ciaphus Cain in his collection.
Me and some neckbeards joke about Trazyn being a grave robber to get Ciaphus Cain's belongings then just abduct a look alike just to get him dress up as Ciaphus Cain. Cause he just stumbled upon emperium propaganda and was like "oh a new piece of history for my museum"
Just his fingers alas. That wily human still evades me to this day
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 that's Cain oh right 👍
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 i bet you have the cure and/or reason for his imposter syndrom didnt you?
I'm surprised he hasn't tried hijacking a star or something. If I were him, one of every type of star would be pretty high on my priority list
He collects things that are rare. Stars are anything but rare, but more importantly, he doesnt need to rush to get one, as they're not really going anywhere anytime soon.
@@CrazyDutchguys ok, what about planets? Holy Terra seems like a nice piece of real estate, and there's only one
I am surprised he fits all his collection on a single planet ;p
@@lotgc If I were to write that, Trazyn teleports into Holy Terra, throws his pokeball, and now he has a planet, with the Emperor, the Custodes, and trillions of people inside.
He captured an entire Tyrannid Hive Fleet, and could possibly steal a star. What could go wrong...?
The necrons do put stars in pocket dimensions like in the tesseract ark or aeonic orbs
I wish majorkill would talk about the crimson fists
I mean YT frowns upon menstrual porn in general. J/S.
“ trazyn just popped in and threw a master ball at him” genuinely made my day. That was hilarious
I can’t wait for major to play some tabletop 40k, it’s how I got into the universe and I love to play it. He’s managed to make content on such a nerdy subject entertaining and I’m really hoping he takes a crack at making the tabletop game fun to watch
40k universe: The galaxy is fucking burning and everyone (except the orks) are having a shit time
Trazyn: *im gonna catch em all*
Was literally rewatching the adeptus ridiculous episode on our favourite thief when you dropped this
Trazyn the pokemon trainer
I want the races of the galaxy to find out about this museum and see what they would do about it
suddenly everyone got overpowered
They can try
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 how's the competition between you and those bloody magpies?
@@thecommentguy9380 The "magpie" in my collection seems to agree with me when I say that no collection will surpass mine.
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 how about limited edition Phalanx?
I wonder how much Dark Age of Technology tech Trazyn has……. A swarm of grey-goo nano bots???
That Thunder Warrior art is fantastic
Honestly I think he has Malal’s copyright and that “maybe canon” imprisoned chaos child god.
@@mw14324 yes there’s an old Warhammer Fantasy comic that had an entity called the Chaos child god restrained in a pocket prison dimension
There are several things Trazyn doesn't have that would make a fine addition to his collection 1 the Emprah, 2 the Golden Throne, 3 Horus' soul, 4 Rylanor the Ancient of Rites, 5 Lucius the Eternal, 6 Typhus herald of Nurgle, 7 the tome called The Book of Magnus, 8 The Warhammer God Splitter, and 9 anything in Warhammer Fantasy/ Age of Sigmar.
What a fitting end to Lucius the Eternal: his very quirk becoming his eternal tomb
The first 3 aren't in reach: horus's soul literally doesn't exist, and the imperium is too massive to lose the emperor/golden throne
He most likely has a skaven
He has a replicate of the golden throne no? I remember reading something like that, that this place is reserved for the central pice of the human collection (the big E) and was a replicate of the golden throne.
There's a awesome 1d4chan thread about how Trazyn got curious after custodians battling bloodthirsters and tried to loot the underground cell for exotic abominations. But he was shank by a warden
Imagine if that Eldari soldier is Kane himself. The noble part similar to how Janus was of Magnus
MCU's Collector wishes he could have quarter as big a collection and a hundredth as badass as Trazyn.
One off my absolute favourite characters ever in 40k
Kroks are the one thing I'd love to see elaborated on more, especially in terms of art
“A bunch of naughty pics Trazyn hasn’t gotten his hands on!” - Majorkill
“Is that a challenge?” - Trazyn
I really want Trazyn to have the missing primarchs somewhere in a space marine showcase.
I always believed that at least one was taken by him just before their death.
I would love a heist story set on Solemnace. Just imagine all the references you could do. Heck, you could even include stuff like the classic Terminator and Land Raider designs and I doubt anyone would bat an eye.
I honestly hope he releases the fulgrim clone and let it return to the imperium i cant wait to see guillemans face when he see his uncorrupted brother return
Also i wonder if he has daemons in his collection ?
Daemons are part of their God so no, but he probably has other warp entities
I bet my left nut that Trazyn has Timmy's parents in his museum
Trazyn; Showing what OCD looks like over 60 million years.
As a man with OCD, that's an Emperor blessed collection, and I'm jealous lol
I have just read the infinite and the divine and now this comes out!
Impeccable timing Majorkill!
I can't wait for the museum opening!
Its a bit Ironic that Matts greatest work is a joke.....
CALLING IT NOW: Trazyn has the Star Child locked up in his Menagerie.
10:31 the second you said that, the image of the Payday gang carrying money bags with razormind blasting in the background popped into my mind
It's surprising that Trazyn has the power to save the Galaxy and powering them up in a vastly stronger and quicker way
I genuinely want Trazyn to take me on a tour of his museum. The sheer amount of cool shit in there would be astronomical, plus I feel like Trazyn would enjoy someone finally appreciating his collection.
Let clone Fulgrim go clone Fulgrim did nothing wrong
I think he would love the tour of the museum. He was a man of the arts after all.
perhaps trazyn is teaching clonegrim some lessons about the galaxy ?
@@RafaelCabreraAzrael for example not going to a orgiastic xeno temple and take a weird sword
let clone fulgrim go and put the traitor fulgrim in the museum
@@it_is_the_baneblade4311 “what’s this?” “uhhhhh exotic art let’s call it.”
Imagine if somehow everything on his collection got loose, what chaos it would create in the galaxy.
I would love a fanfic/alternative timeline where everything inside this museum breaks loose and rejoins their factions.
*Trazyn silently sneaking into the salamanders HQ to steal something* .
"What are you doing here!
*notices they're blood ravens*
"What are you doing here??"
Anybody else wanna hear the story of how Trazyn got a Thunder Warrior and a Squat?
You forgot about his extensive gallery of wine that he refuses to drink not because he can’t drink but because the wine is too expensive
Hahah I loved that
does he have boat-load of warhammer henatai?
Answer: no, only majorkills patreon has that!!
This guy is technically the key to preserving things until The End Times when everything would be needed to help in stopping everything from being destroyed.
It's also possible that he has Horus saved in his collection, but either has him somewhere hidden or hasn't gone back in time to save him yet as he would be most valuable in The End Times.
As far as I know, Squats were never not canon. Emperor deleting Horus doesn't make Horus not canon, Squats being nommed by nids doesn't make them not canon.
Welp you sorta called it
Bobby G rolls up to Trazyn with a case full of necrontyr tableware, “Necron i’ve come to bargain”
The amount of threats G-man could deal with if he asked Trazyn if he wanted it in his museum would be staggering.
Trazyn plays 40K with his stasis models, confirmed.
Now do a video about what blood ravens contain on their museum.
Trazyn's heist would be like:
"Ladies and gentlemen, you might be wondering why I have reunited you here"
"Because you kidnapped us first and now you need us to kidnap someone else and grow your megalomaniacally disturbing collection of people, creatures, objects and pockets of the space time continuum"
"Was that a question?"
"No, we've seen you do it a couple times"
"I wouldn't put it as kidnapping, I'd say it's more like assertively provide housing for special individuals"
"So, kidnapping?"
"Well, you're not wrong but at least you could look at this in a brighter fashion"
"Are you gonna let us out?"
"Yes"
"We're in"
So, what would the possibility of trazyn the infinite having pre heresy space marines from the traitor legions be
Probably very high. I can only imagine their reaction to what happened since they were captured.
Trazyn, aka GW's ultimate card whenever sales go down.
would that eldar in his collection be able to body slaanesh?
He’s basically an RPG protagonist at the end of a game, when you’ve gotten all of the best items
Low-key what I want in terms of the Ynari and Heists is for them to call in a favor with the blueberries and kick off an ultramarine PoV about them just rocking up on a slaneshi mob and causing as much damage as possible calling out as many of Slanesh's big bois like Fulgrim as possible, and it's the exact kinda overpowered bullshit you'd expect from an ultramarine story, complete with being able to hold their own against Slanesh themself, *and then at the last second the bait done get switched and Slanesh realizes they bought the hype while the Ynari made off with the artifact they'd stolen without even tripping any alarms aside from when they were exiting the warp after already having capitalized on the blue balls deep distraction Guilliman just lured Slanesh and their greatest into.*
It's all a massive joke, and the punchline is that even the factions in the setting prioritize the blueberries way too much!
The dude is half keen on stealing the Big E's corpse and putting it on display.
Eldar Meme God: "You offended a GOD!"
Friedrich Trazyn: Gods are dead, and we've killed them!
I mean he has a point
@@augustuslunasol10thapostle He does.
His vault is the 40k version of SCP
Bruh, I think he'll snatch the emperor himself at some point
trayzen moved up to my favorite character in the whole of 40k after the infinite and the divine which also happened to be the first 40k book I've read
After the end of the infinite and the divine, im very interested in what trazyn wants to do Inside the warp.
Probably get new additions to his collection. Like greater daemons and daemon princes.
If Trazyn went omniversal he could obtain so much:
- the infinity gauntlet and infinity stones (Marvel)
- a single cell of The Thing (The Thing)
- the Elder Wand (Harry Potter)
- the Colt pistol (Supernatural)
- one of every Lantern battery (DC)
- the Book of Shadows (Charmed)
- a pre-Dalek Kaled (Doctor Who)
- Mew and Arceus (Pokemon)
- the first Final Aeon (Final Fantasy X)
cringe
What up Majorkill,only 36 seconds after you posted. Love your channel sir. You are the best lore channel on RUclips
No subtitels on this vid bro, you allways have them, just mentioning it. Love your channel!
Hate to break it to you...
He "May not" have those pics, but he probably has the artist in a stasis field.
Hopefully he is willing to bring them out once and a while.
Somewhere, some Imperium supply officer is desperately digging through boxes looking for something to trade for an intact STC.
I think I just figured where Dorn went "missing"
Trazyn is like that one character in rpgs who you got to with collectibles...said npc is generally in a secluded area and has a bunch of kinks and you can explore the area and find easter eggs and stuff....an open world w40k game is the dream
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Today is my Birthday, and as a Necron player, absolute fan of Trazyn, this feels like a perfect gift for me!
Thank you so much!
Love from Barcelona
Not a huge fan of this char, WH is fucked up but this particular Necron goes beyond belief. Btw people call Blood Ravens Magpies? What is Trazyn then?
A pokemon master
That's the appeal of Trazyn, he singlehandedly shows the power of Necrons. If Silent King were to wake up all of them, humanity better hope they can secure a neutrality pact.
Trollzyn the Theftfinite
Trazyn is probably one of the most relatable characters in 40k guy goes around collecting things he likes and putting them on display