Ultimate friendzone: according to history books you 69 "as a friends" BTW Sappho is not only one. One of most famous Polish poet, ironically praised by conservatives for patriotic poems, was quite scandalous lesbian. Literally not too good mother who was in romantic relationship with woman and criticized for her critique of Church Homophobic, ultracatholic conservatives: +applause+
well he's got a wife, so hopefully not aro or that would be a super awkward marriage. But definately ace! Or maybe a platonic marriage... I've heard of those but not very familiar... damn you've got me thinking now.
I don't think you're comprehending the lyrics of the song.. > "He bid his wife a last adieu" not only means he's married to a woman, but this is also the last time he'll say goodbye to her since "the captain goes down with the ship." > "Here comes Captain Platonic!" I think this line speaks for itself.. His care for his crew is one out of loyalty and friendship, nothing more. > "And if he could get some, he still wouldn't want it, no" Even if one of his crew would try to sleep with him, he would refuse the offer because that's not their relationship. Once again, he's a married man showing this is closed and monogamist relationship. > "And he'll never let them say he's in the closet, no" The married Capitan does not mess around with his crew while gone for months/years. The relationship with his crew couldn't be confused for romance.
I don’t mean to burst your bubble friend, but his wife was mentioned in the song. So chances are, he’s just a straight guy who’s loyal to his wife. But, your interpretation is just as valid as mine, you do you.
I love how you just casually roasted him by saying that the reason he doesn't get some isn't just because he doesn't want it, but because he has no game 😂
Maybe it's simply repulsive to some people. Call me old fashioned, but I was disgusted by the suggestion besmirching the motives of brave men. The chick at the beginning sounds like a middle school kid. Such idiotic theories.
@@actualcat1409 It depends on how you see it, and aces will see it through their eyes while allos will see it through their own, it’s not hurting anyone to think differently lol
Not me hoping this is the next in a series and the captain will be explicitly asexual in the full version. Even if not, that'll be the way I'm listening to it!
@@stormyglows sure!! Some songs that are literally about being aspec are Aromantic Moodboard by Maxwell Anthony (A CLASSIC!!!), D&D + Asexuality by Skull Puppies, For Me by Dearlie, Churros in the Rain by Ayelet Armon, Yellow Rose by Ros Mo and I can't write love songs I'm aromantic by Get In The Robot Sinjhi (this one is instrumental but I love the name so so much-) Then I have a bunch of songs that aren't _about_ being aspec but they really feel like it lol. Some of my favourites are Never Been In Love by Will Jay (another classic), never been in love by Gatlin (inmaculate grayro vibes), turning out I, II & III by AJR, if no one ever marries me by Natalie Merchant, Love Love Love by Of Monsters and Men, When by Dodie (this one for the sad aro days), People Watching by Conan Gray (sad aro X2), Love Myself by Hailee Steinfeld (happy aro!!), Normal by Sasha Alex Sloan, I don't wanna fall in love by Addison Grace, We'll never have sex by Leith Ross and paenamorar by Paula Cendejas (this one is in spanish but trust me, it's very sad aro too) Hope you like them!! And if anyone has more recomendations feel free to share✨
Bro is the gigachad we have been looking for, he's not a sexist "alpha" who thinks that men have all power of women. You are awesome. Also holy frack that jawline
Some people are scared of spiders.... but guys are scared of the word gay (I am too dw). And don't come at me for being homophobic cause I ain't. If I would be why would I watch serie Y?
It's sad to hear such a rumor. If the crew is being emotional it's because there is a good chance they'll die. So yeah there might be hugs, tears, cheek kisses, and a stare into oblivion. Some amazing elderly couples just choose to stay behind and die together rather than be separated.
No, don't worry. The only reason men say women and children first is so that we can actually have a moment of peace to think and try and fix the crisis.
If an island has ten women and one man, they theoretically could have ten babies on the island within one year. If the island has ten men and one woman, they theoretically could have one baby within one year. So it is the same logic as it is with saving children as “the future”.
I'd gladly give my life All for my wife Because my strife to survive Was given to me by her smile I told her one last time that I loved her And I don't blame her if she doesn't find a new mister Because to see her tears running like rain down her cheeks Lets me know that she loves me I accidentally thought of this lmao I genuinely became a poet out of nowhere
@@Pewpewkitty302 this isn't even my best piece And the funny thing is that I'm not even that fond of poetry for the most part I just kinda wrote what went to my head
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The frantic denials at the beginning were pure gold.
This guy is so versatile !Hypnotic.
BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE, IT DOESN'T EVER HAPPEN, WHO TOLD YOU THAT!??
@@maxborn7400 Calm down. No one said it's true except the weirdo in the video clip.
I always heard ,"Loose lips sink ships."
@@johnrichardson7629 you need an adult to help you cross roads, don't you? It was part of the joke, m*ron.
And they were ✨Shipmates✨
Ha ha ha. This never gets old with ship/boat themes. Thanks for the laugh today.
😂 love this
Oh my God they were Shipmates
Oh my god they were shipmates
oh my god, they were *Shipmates?*
Bro is definitely a very loyal first mate. Definitely just good friends with the captain.
And they were cabin-mates
AND THEY WERE CABIN MATES
OH MY GOSH THEY WERE CABIN MATES
At least that's what history will say
And history will know them…. As best mates
"And they were such good friends"
-Sappho
"And they were roommates" 💀
Ultimate friendzone: according to history books you 69 "as a friends"
BTW Sappho is not only one. One of most famous Polish poet, ironically praised by conservatives for patriotic poems, was quite scandalous lesbian. Literally not too good mother who was in romantic relationship with woman and criticized for her critique of Church
Homophobic, ultracatholic conservatives: +applause+
"they were roommates"
@@FlowersGrace2010 "we're just roommates" "you have only one bed" "we're just bedmates" ~from adventures of my certain friends
@@Petaurista13 lmao me-
Captain Platonic is the Ace rep I need
Exactly what I was thinking
We are the only pirates that don't want any booty.
Omg I love this comment section
Oh my gosh your so right-
I’m ace I have to put it on my playlist later
Going down with his ship ❌️
Going down on his crew ✅️
Fax
Fax
@@abyssal_Knight666 no, i am not faxing this to you!
Fax it to me instead 🙂@@GrainneSheridan
😂
THE AROACE BANGER WE ALL NEEDED
I'm really sorry friend. As a fellow ace, this song is about the single most Closeted Gay (TM) I have ever heard
well he's got a wife, so hopefully not aro or that would be a super awkward marriage. But definately ace!
Or maybe a platonic marriage... I've heard of those but not very familiar...
damn you've got me thinking now.
I don't think you're comprehending the lyrics of the song..
> "He bid his wife a last adieu" not only means he's married to a woman, but this is also the last time he'll say goodbye to her since "the captain goes down with the ship."
> "Here comes Captain Platonic!" I think this line speaks for itself.. His care for his crew is one out of loyalty and friendship, nothing more.
> "And if he could get some, he still wouldn't want it, no" Even if one of his crew would try to sleep with him, he would refuse the offer because that's not their relationship. Once again, he's a married man showing this is closed and monogamist relationship.
> "And he'll never let them say he's in the closet, no" The married Capitan does not mess around with his crew while gone for months/years. The relationship with his crew couldn't be confused for romance.
@@TeganThrussell a platonic wife
As someone aromantic, it’s just Ace rep, given his wife. Still here for it though :P
The real reason is do they can hang back and chill together and act like a bunch of kids in their final moments.
Fr though!😂
While the women continue to be ungrateful b's.
This has to be the most magical meme song ever.
He's an ace of a caption for sure! 😆
Nope
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I don’t mean to burst your bubble friend, but his wife was mentioned in the song. So chances are, he’s just a straight guy who’s loyal to his wife. But, your interpretation is just as valid as mine, you do you.
@@joesplace2960 Thank you, chances aren’t facts and we can choose to interpret whatever we want
Never knew we needed a song called Captain Platonic but now, I don't see how we could live without it! 😂😂❤❤
Ilove you
@@truongphanvlog1650hopefully platonically
@MiriamMillen Same! I'm 💀🤣
The singer dude has Elvin hair and honestly it fits him perfectly.
The eyebrows sell the whole Elvin Bard vibe that his hair advertise.
you mean long?
I love how you just casually roasted him by saying that the reason he doesn't get some isn't just because he doesn't want it, but because he has no game 😂
Or that it's not presumed any of the sailors are gay and wanting him.
The fact that the lyric "tonic" was sung on the musical tonic is pure musical genius! Perfect.
Amazing, but why did that dude react so frantically about it? 😂😂 Someone's trying to deny something there.
Presumably 'cause he thought it'd be funny
Maybe it's simply repulsive to some people. Call me old fashioned, but I was disgusted by the suggestion besmirching the motives of brave men.
The chick at the beginning sounds like a middle school kid. Such idiotic theories.
@@surprisinglyplainsoap5676 that's a lot of words to try and justify being hom0ph0bic. She wasn't being serious when she was saying that 😂
I don't think they were being serious either, but who knows lmao@@Onthe9thlife3730
@@Onthe9thlife3730 😅 She certainly sounded serious.
This gives off real around ace vibes. I love it
You know it's exactly the opposite right?
You're completely wrong, this has nothing to do with ace.
@@actualcat1409 I’ve seen you on three ace comments now, what’s the point lmao
@KitKatIsTraumatized The point is why is there so many "ace representation" comments when this has nothing to do with being ace
@@actualcat1409 It depends on how you see it, and aces will see it through their eyes while allos will see it through their own, it’s not hurting anyone to think differently lol
Not me hoping this is the next in a series and the captain will be explicitly asexual in the full version. Even if not, that'll be the way I'm listening to it!
What if it was a show?
Nah the full song makes it very clear that he’s a closeted gay man
Man... sometimes i wish i could sing so i could make songs about the stuff in my head too.
This one's a banger, I love it!
I love it too
I NEED A FULL VERSION. NOW.
I can’t wait another day 😭
Is it possible to win awards for a song that hasn't been released yet? 🏆🥇🎤🎉
This just made me think of the captains that snuck themselves off their ships before they went down leaving all their passengers to perish
Life's been bonkers lately and like.... I now have a reason to be excited for the future, even if it's just 5 days. Thanks.
Captan platonic is an aro/ace icon and we stan
Bro this dude makes my day feel a lot better
Sooo tempted to add this to my aro/ace playlist now
Wait you have an aroace playlist? Pls share some I need some more songs!
@@stormyglows sure!! Some songs that are literally about being aspec are Aromantic Moodboard by Maxwell Anthony (A CLASSIC!!!), D&D + Asexuality by Skull Puppies, For Me by Dearlie, Churros in the Rain by Ayelet Armon, Yellow Rose by Ros Mo and I can't write love songs I'm aromantic by Get In The Robot Sinjhi (this one is instrumental but I love the name so so much-)
Then I have a bunch of songs that aren't _about_ being aspec but they really feel like it lol. Some of my favourites are Never Been In Love by Will Jay (another classic), never been in love by Gatlin (inmaculate grayro vibes), turning out I, II & III by AJR, if no one ever marries me by Natalie Merchant, Love Love Love by Of Monsters and Men, When by Dodie (this one for the sad aro days), People Watching by Conan Gray (sad aro X2), Love Myself by Hailee Steinfeld (happy aro!!), Normal by Sasha Alex Sloan, I don't wanna fall in love by Addison Grace, We'll never have sex by Leith Ross and paenamorar by Paula Cendejas (this one is in spanish but trust me, it's very sad aro too)
Hope you like them!! And if anyone has more recomendations feel free to share✨
I have to say though, this song isn't about being ace I mean he literally has a wife.
Yelvis vibes, like Stonehenge or Truckers Hitch. Really funny and rhyming scheme that matches well 😂
Women and children first was honestly about saving the future generations and the people whose bodies provided those future generations
Wohoo u so make me smile and yre looking so pretty lol fun song love UK🎉
God I love when genuine skill and effort are put into silly concepts. Thank you for this art
Love it and all your other music!
I watched this on repeat for like 5 minutes, then just went to the full video. This is such a banger I'm so vibing with it
Full version?! Yeessss looking forward to it!! ❤️
Obligatory "salty seamen" comment 😂
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more amazing voice as yours
Plz someone tell me this is a full song. 🎶 plz.
Omg he’s golden pure gold
electric folk sea shanty was a genre i didnt know i needed
Love you Vinny, love your work..
Stay shiny 🙏🤍
Bro is the gigachad we have been looking for, he's not a sexist "alpha" who thinks that men have all power of women. You are awesome. Also holy frack that jawline
I think something new is happening in music : for the first time, looks like the successor of the 80's music is here.
AroAce anthem: captain edition
I didn't know Oscar Isaac grew his hair out
lmaooo
im ded
no but why is this actually so accurate
His voice is criminally underrated, it is so good!!!
I love when the internet comes together like this for the sake of the joke.
Respectfully, you look like Strahd Von Zarovich from Dungeons and Dragons Curse of Strahd campaign book.
This is the most amazing song ever
💙🩵🤍🩵💚
Gay rights.
Go kiss the homies
before the boat sinks 🧊🚢
Honestly, Captain Platonic sounds like an aroace name to me 🧡💛🤍🩵💙
He’s really good! Great voice! I love the clarity!
Like, I'm all for Gay romance, but thats not true. Like lady, maybe stop reading Gay shipping for a while and look into historical context, smh!
Can't believe you have not sung the Goosebump classic "She moved through the fair" or sometimes called "On my wedding day".
I rebuke any demonic rumors in Jesus name, let the truth come out and glory to Jesus for every good thing❤
your talent has no limits fr 🔥
He's done it again 🎉
Some people are scared of spiders.... but guys are scared of the word gay (I am too dw). And don't come at me for being homophobic cause I ain't. If I would be why would I watch serie Y?
Who knew lord farquaad was such a good singer
So where's the full version? April 26th was a week ago. . .
The reason is actually because they all hurried to save themselves leaving women and children (more important for population) to die
It's sad to hear such a rumor. If the crew is being emotional it's because there is a good chance they'll die. So yeah there might be hugs, tears, cheek kisses, and a stare into oblivion.
Some amazing elderly couples just choose to stay behind and die together rather than be separated.
No, don't worry. The only reason men say women and children first is so that we can actually have a moment of peace to think and try and fix the crisis.
if we interpret these lyrics, the captain is asexual and heteroromantic
no its so the young can survive and the women can make more humans, sadly
The fact the men give their lives for women and their children is smeared by this idiotic statement of honorable men is ignorant.
You're look like Peter Steele and you sing so good
I love you so bad man
Why do people keep saying this is an aroace song when the opening verse is the captain bidding farewell to his wife?
Keep denying it, WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!
I swear when the background said tonic it better have been the tonic note of the scale
Don't worry guys, they're only shipmates
Sooooo he’s still in the closet just for being aro/ace instead of gay
Do you do wedding songs?
As a guy I can say this is wrong and she is right 😂
Personally ofc
What? Its just bros kissin' bros. Problem?
It's not like sailors have a well deserved reputation
Was this just a joke or am I not seeing full version?
Who told her? Someone’s out here saying too much
This is amazing
Also they say women and children first because of children are the future and idk on the woman
If an island has ten women and one man, they theoretically could have ten babies on the island within one year. If the island has ten men and one woman, they theoretically could have one baby within one year.
So it is the same logic as it is with saving children as “the future”.
Oh my god, they were shipmates!
Can I have a full music version
I want aroace pirate sea shanties now.
oh hes never been on a sinking ship huh?
That's true
I've done that several times
It's the day. See y'all in the comments.
Idk why but I love this song😂😂😂😂
The council would like a word with the women
Huu...
Ok, didnt know I needed the club banger.
Here comes captain platonic.
Friendzone.😂
Should said captain Plato instead 😞
History is written by the victors.
So what I’m getting is he watched
The man doth protest too much...
this would be poppin on tumblr back in 2014 🤣 and everybody wouldve called him funky Loki or something like that 🤣
Was "tonic" sung in the tonic note?
Captain's ace! (Me too!)
We all know your lying 👀👀
I'd gladly give my life
All for my wife
Because my strife to survive
Was given to me by her smile
I told her one last time that I loved her
And I don't blame her if she doesn't find a new mister
Because to see her tears running like rain down her cheeks
Lets me know that she loves me
I accidentally thought of this lmao I genuinely became a poet out of nowhere
BRO, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
@@Pewpewkitty302
How did I do what?
@@jacksparrow-i1c how did you write such poetry
@@Pewpewkitty302 this isn't even my best piece
And the funny thing is that I'm not even that fond of poetry for the most part I just kinda wrote what went to my head
@@jacksparrow-i1c POW *mind blown*
Superman is singing🦸🏼🎶
Happy 100th video!
They were cabinmates......
Alright. Who told her?
They were "shipmates"
Yes, we do kiss each.