It's funny how David Scatino says, "Jesus how bout the luck on that Silvio huh?" then shakes his head. Sil was acting like a deranged maniac that was losing his head during the game. Easy win for Davey right? Wrong. They all played Davey like a fiddle
Well delivered line that clearly rattles Jackie and Dino. After hearing that, it'd be impossible to not go into a meth induced paranoid spiral of thoughts "Does he know ? how the fuck does he know it's us ?"
@@kermdeezy5330 The European Bread Museum, located in Ebergötzen in South Lower Saxony, Germany, is a unique institution that celebrates the history and culture of breadmaking across Europe.
4:30 Patsy, “You blew the whole 12 grand?” Tony B, “What are you stupid? I got $400 left.” LOL…technically Tony B is right. Losing $11,600 of $12,000 is not the whole thing….just 96.7% of it….😂😂😂😂
You saw Vito at all these card games going at them for days. However, no one called him a gambling addict. He was only addicted to those fine Johnny Cakes.
“Anyone who doesn't regret the passing of the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it restored has no brains.” “Sunshine what the fuck are you talking about?”
Davey may have been a degenerate gambler but he had a great poker face. First time I saw the scene where he wins that hand I thought he was going to lose for sure.
Vito is good at poker because he knows how to handle chips.. and pizza, and baked zitti, and ribs, and pasta, and don't forget his favorite Johnny cakes and in house sausage😂
3:36 That look on Chrissy's face when he realises it's Jackie Jr is priceless. He know's right there and there that they ain't gonna last long with the heists take
mikey palmice had such great charisma...i wonder if david chase had him killed off cause he had more oomph as a gangster than anyone in the show maybe even tony
So how's Lady Luck treatin' you, huh Borko ? Jesus-fckin'- Christ. How many times this guy gotta say hello? What, did I interrupt one of your impermeable uploads?
I never got why Sammy didn't just *not open the door* when he saw some guy with a baseball bat out front. Guess he thought he was coming from coaching little league...
I always thought it was the other guys he brought with him that opened fire but it was all Jackie Jr. Except for the shotgun blast but that didn't hit anybody
I never caught this part, before... Who was Christopher Moltisanti looking at around 3:34-3:39 & why?... Even with the ski-masks on, I couldn't tell who was who during the robbery around 3:57-4:13.
If I recall correctly, JT is Chris’s AA sponsor, so he’s using terms from the program. Of course, that means that neither of them should be gambling at all, but…
@@waragainstmyself1159 Plus, there were at least a few other times where Tony let something slide in the moment ("Boooy, are you fat!") then dealt with it later, so this could have been one of those as well.
I had no clue what was going on in most of the games since its a relatively unpopular variant now. Apparently texas hold 'em got really popular after the series.
In the same shot, No Admittance ("books are closed, they're not accepting new members") Out of Order (as in, "you are acting out of order" and going about this wrong)
@5:38 I learned in jail to deal from the bottom of the deck. That guy is a mechanic. They can pull any cards from anywhere and you literally have to look at him every time he deals. You can see it tho he’s bottom dealing.
@@deadchanneldontwatch7347 that’s called suit case’n trust me you can fit what ever you want. And what ever you bring it is 40 times what it’s worth on the street! : )
@@OrwellianNarrator They're playing 7-card-stud. No community cards. Guy's totally right! Davey lied about his hand and nobody caught it! I had to pause to see it. They should have paused too.
Hey, Borko - you payin' HBO for this content? Borko: no Are you payin' _someone_ for this content? Borko: no *hit* THEN THE PARTY'S OVER, RUclips LLC is the new boss of this content, and he ain't respecting old arrangements.
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“Victory has a 100 fathers, but Furio needs 1,000 dollars”
Up in da club!
@@joed9849 So she stab me with a butter knife.
This is why I love the comment section 🤣
1000 more?
$1000…more?
Artie is one of the few players to leave a mob game ahead.
And never got reinvited.
@@ThonyHedgehog well he wasnt a mobster, but better up once than down 10 times
Yet he still ended up owing them a large amount of money.
It's funny how David Scatino says, "Jesus how bout the luck on that Silvio huh?" then shakes his head.
Sil was acting like a deranged maniac that was losing his head during the game. Easy win for Davey right?
Wrong. They all played Davey like a fiddle
Ralphie
Eugene’s “very bad boys, very bad.” Is one of if not the most underrated lines in the series
Well delivered line that clearly rattles Jackie and Dino. After hearing that, it'd be impossible to not go into a meth induced paranoid spiral of thoughts "Does he know ? how the fuck does he know it's us ?"
I like the idea that Eugene probably already knew who it was behind those masks
Agreed. I love it.
I’ve always wondered if somebody else thought the same thing 🤘
He was dissapointed. He knew whatd have to happen. They werent even made.
Chris: “You in T?”
Tony *stares at the cards and realizes it follows the same principles as the solar system*: “Yeah.”
Sholar shystem**
It was the abshtract shapes or sumfin
Neil deGrasse Tyson ova here
"I GET IT!!!!"
@@LightsOutLow he drives a lincoln.....
whaa?
One chip? Vito can't even buy an order of Johnny Cakes with that.
@Lowpass76 he compromised
@AJ Gentile he's a man with a Virginian ham in his underarms crying the blues because he has no bread
Depends actually, short stack or tall?
@@Shaythe Vito never gets the short stack.
I gotta warn you- his house made sausages are addictive
Chris with that canopy... it always gave him a natural sight to use to aim. That's why he was the best marksman in the glorified crew
Best marksman was Bobby. Fleshy part thigh specialist.
He even perfected the art of jerking his hand forward while shooting to give the bullets more velocity 🤣
Ever notice hes the only mothafucka that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back
@Devon If beaks could kill that one certainly would
You can’t make that shit up
“Make sure you spend it in my bread museum, you prick!”
Artie Bucco
😂😂
We lead the world in collecting stale bread!
@@kermdeezy5330
The European Bread Museum, located in Ebergötzen in South Lower Saxony, Germany, is a unique institution that celebrates the history and culture of breadmaking across Europe.
Santa maria?! More like Santa clause! Did you cut the pot?
Bread museum? It was a penguin exhibit.
Fun Fact: After Sunshine was killed they always left a seat open for him at every game...
Is that right? Never knew that. Cool fact!
Who is Sunshine ?
@@charlespancamo576 the dealer who jackie shoots.
sunshine had the making of a varsity motivational speaker
Wrong
Vito's good for it. He's got a side job at the construction site parking lot. Kinda blows though.
It totally sucks
He can't catch a break
@@1122reyes he can get a note from his doctor
He's good at coming from behind
My brother's over there *points*
I thought he was the captain of the good ship lollipop
When Borko uploads Soprano clips he has a lot of fathers, but when he has copyright strike, he's an orphan.
OOOH! You talkin' about the Boss hea!
@@gabagool6829 New Jersey?? C'mon aah
Wait a minute … it was the other way around
Borko was BLOWING the security guard
@@pepironi992 catching not pitching?
AIDS!?
Cheesefukc was my favorite character. Wish they had done more with him in the show.
Well when they asked cheesefuck to come back he said "MOMMY NOOOOO!"
😂 was just about to say that...got beat to it
He love playing Hazel.
Cheesefukc, we are for the money. Give me $1000.
@@jarvisbastian9814 $1000 more??
I can't believe Jackie Jr just wasted Sunshine for no reason, a dude who was likely pals with his dad for years. Must have been some good speed!
Flush caught it on the river.....three little security guards........
Security Guard, you didn't see nothin'
@@Vito-Spatafore. I heard you and shaggy used to play a little strip poker ....
@@Vito-Spatafore. you were having a foursome what ate a whole factory worth of blood pressure medication
4:30 Patsy, “You blew the whole 12 grand?”
Tony B, “What are you stupid? I got $400 left.”
LOL…technically Tony B is right. Losing $11,600 of $12,000 is not the whole thing….just 96.7% of it….😂😂😂😂
I always chuckle at that part
Lol Patsy gave him that look like "degernste fucking gamblah"
$400 buys a few massages😂
You must have been top of your fucking class
Not all way gambling, he buy a golden suit and a golden shoes with Vito’s guy
You saw Vito at all these card games going at them for days. However, no one called him a gambling addict. He was only addicted to those fine Johnny Cakes.
Well, if you win good money you are not an addict, you are a master player.
You are an addict only if you lose money above of your range.
@@sabataskull9661 Makes sense cuz Vito'd give everything up for some Johnny Cakes
Matt Drinkwater and Shaun wore suits to the fish store and t-shirts to a high rollers poker game.
Two idiots doomed from the start.
Yes, and Furio knows it & takes their money before they eat the dust😂
Underrated comment.
Whi sweeps up cheese and hands out drinks in a suit??
wonder if they did that intentionally
Sunshine died quoting call of duty end screens lol
**me getting sniped** this is a low level game, guys!
@@gordonlekfors2708lmfao
Amazing @@gordonlekfors2708
“Anyone who doesn't regret the passing of the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it restored has no brains.” “Sunshine what the fuck are you talking about?”
@@conor7154based sunshine
“Ya…you paying HBO for this upload?”
“No.”
“You paying someone for this upload?”
You got money for blow but not for HBO!!?
You paying Telemundo for this upload?
You've been warned borko the views get kicked to HBO
The minute Borko mentioned RUclips’s name…IT should have ended right then and there.
This guy doesn’t even pass the salt 🧂
Sopranos Theories has no respect for this thing. He's never been in da can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped ova Borko to grab da big seat.
Your infant brother’s wife, she get my flowers?
Bálls on this prìck ..........
I heard from Tony Blundetto that your kid brother, Billy sucks at cards.
I agree in spirit but I gotta council. Take out an entire fahking channel?
Billy loved drivin da car, until dat animal Angelo Garepe, ran into da back of us.
Sunshine is low key someone who’d be a lot of fun to hang around.
Idk he seems like the kinda guy who doesn't know when to stfu
@Mookie Blaylock No. Tell me, what does it meansv ?
Until he gets you shot with his big mouth
He seems like an incredibly annoying prick
True
Those cards were my favourite characters in the show, wish they did more with them.
😂
Bunch of degerate Gambler with stomachs
They ruled the realm
@@galleryofroguesmysteries abound
Whatever happened there?
Just when I think I'm out, Borko deals me back in.
I love how Sunshine died and no one ever gave a fuck lol
Character I couldn't give a fuck about
With good reason, he was annoying.
@@shapiroshekelberg604 he was a motive tional speaker than a card dealer
If you can keep your head while those around you can’t, then you’re
Sunshine was an orphan.
Davey may have been a degenerate gambler but he had a great poker face. First time I saw the scene where he wins that hand I thought he was going to lose for sure.
He played a Terminator, after all.
LMAO him not even directly tossing the chips into the pot, but actually placing his bet like he’s placing a flash card down
1:55 Anyone else just love the sounds of a poker hand?
The chips getting tossed in, cards being dealt?
No?
Alright, just me then.
You gotta get over it.
Hey HBO , "Borko is the new boss & he ain't respecting old arrangements"
You should make a series where tony assures people “it’s alright. It’s OK”
Why don't you go out front, get yourself a sandwich? Any kind ya like
Its ok. We just wanna taulk to you
What are you gonna do
“Caught it on the River”
Later on Vito is having a picnic near a river, crazy foreshadowing
That might be a stretch
AIDS?!
@@lastEvergreenNOBODYS GOT AIDS?! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
Vince Gilligan does it again
Those Sopranos poker games were nothing more than a glorified Go Fish tournament
5 other games and we got this go fish thing in Jersey
Four dollars a pound.
HBO complaining about Borko ain’t right. The minute Borko claimed fair use, it should have been end of story!
That's right
It was real greaseball shit among the networks
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, HBO had a position! That Borko wasn't paying anybody.
Can we even ignore that Vito is an IMMENSE poker player
It’s living in the closet makes him devious.
The man knows how to bluff. And dance.
Apparently he is quite good at pool also🎱. Although I wouldn't ask to use his pool que.
Vito is good at poker because he knows how to handle chips.. and pizza, and baked zitti, and ribs, and pasta, and don't forget his favorite Johnny cakes and in house sausage😂
don't forget if there's a Salami Sandwich around too@@Professor__S
Nice little Easter egg at 3:57 ''No Hope in Dope'' a sign reads whilst Jackie Jr , Dino and the other kid are high whilst committing the robbery
Finally an upload. I was starting to grow mushrooms out of my brajule
He was gay, borko ?
There's an image
@@pepironi992 It was his medicine
@@bigalthecrusher AIDS
@@faisalkamal4319 Nobody has AIDS...and I don't want to hear that word again!
Card games!!!!
Christopher- YEhhh! PokEmans!!!!
That natural canopy, I wonder if it was chalked? 🤔
Oh you wanna get fahking cute now?!
Dem Johnny cakes
@@Vito-Spatafore. stop taking those blood pressure medication
Artie Bucco: smartest gambler in the entire series.
Begging for more money to gamble away is an effective & underrated technique in making child support payments.
IT'S AN EFFECTIVE TECHNIQUE
Shoulda slipped the Goodfella's game in where Pesci shoots Spider... Then you would truly be at the precipice of a great crossroads
That would have been propane
They should have had Chris order a cutty and water at one of the card games. That would have been a cool reference.
I don't know why Furio yelling in Neapolitan always makes me laugh but it does😂
Through watching these clips, Vito is actually pretty good at card games.
Vito also liked to play pool
@@camerontait9132 With his ass?
@@camerontait9132 they found a 3-ball in his side pocket
Vito lived his whole life as a game of chance, that's why he was so good at gambling.
He was a mans man
I don’t know why but I watch this video at least once a week. The card games were some of the best scenes in the show
3:36 That look on Chrissy's face when he realises it's Jackie Jr is priceless. He know's right there and there that they ain't gonna last long with the heists take
I dont think he's smirking, I think it's implying Chrissy thinks he recognises the voice, but he's not 100% on who it is~
Thats not a smirk
He didn't smirk he was just realizing who it was.
I've had another look. You guys are right he didn't even smile. Was probably drunk when I wrote that
“Victory has a 100 fathers, but Furio needs 1,000 dollars” = “Victory has a 100 fathers, but Vito needs blood pressure medication
0:23 never thought I'd see David Chase at a card game!
mikey palmice had such great charisma...i wonder if david chase had him killed off cause he had more oomph as a gangster than anyone in the show maybe even tony
I’m pretty sure he killed him off because he was Junior’s number 2 and almost junior’s entire crew got clipped
@@newjojosupercutsandmore2489 -clipped- killed 👍
What? That dude was a goofball.
At 1:30 a member of the mob suggests to Davey Scatino that they up the ante, and Scatino actually goes for it. No wonder he lost his shirt.
Me watching this at 8am:”For fucks sake borko its 8am”
Also borko” i know its an outrage”
Anybody want a drink?
Cue the dummies kicking in the door like the fucking Koolaid man 😂 never ceases to make me laugh 😆
*OOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!*
@@Coco9thASOS LOL bro I can’t NOT laugh at that!!!
@@CronoXpono since you pointed it out I can’t stop watching 😂😂 it’s perfect.
@@Coco9thASOS 😂 it’s one of those “jesus I hope I don’t remember this at a funeral” kind of laughs 😂 😆
@@1122reyes apparently they were already out of those sugarless motherfuckers 😆
Man, I really liked Sunshine for the bit that we saw of him, I wonder what his deal was though lol
I always hated him and was glad he got whacked. Very annoying and never knew when to keep his mouth shut.
He was a varsity shiner brought his Shinebox e everywhere that's how he got the name Sunshine he was so good it was blinding
A former librarian given his vocabulary and stories.
@@BlackangelKatakuri Spitshine Sunshine they used to call him.
@@OrwellianNarrator was fucking great at it. Made a lot of money too
So how's Lady Luck
treatin' you, huh Borko ?
Jesus-fckin'- Christ.
How many times this guy gotta say hello?
What, did I interrupt one
of your impermeable uploads?
Go Ahead!
@@shapiroshekelberg604 Long story short,
I got my shoe in her snatch...
@@James_Price79 And she wanted it more....
Santa Maria was my favourite character. Wish they'd done more with her
She appeared to Pauly at the Bing, but that's it
Santa maria santa maria... Why isn't Santa Claus?
Should've added Junior's card game, that was a real high level game
I never got why Sammy didn't just *not open the door* when he saw some guy with a baseball bat out front. Guess he thought he was coming from coaching little league...
"Hey cheese fuck, get me some food." Silvio was ruthless.
I always thought it was the other guys he brought with him that opened fire but it was all Jackie Jr. Except for the shotgun blast but that didn't hit anybody
Vito has eaten more queens than Lancelot.
Ohhhhh
He's Mistar veetwo
Sir Lawrence of the Meadowlands
Your Highness!
I need to introduce you both to Bernie Brilstein, Herman Rabkin and Dr Ira Freid…
Those old Tarzan movies??
@@shapiroshekelberg604 u didn't get my invitation
Can help but notice Feech LaManna and the king of the meadowlands are missing. My favorite card game
5:42 He’s dealing from the bottom of the deck.
JT Was really expecting a handout without paying it back in what world does he live in 😂
Christopher loved him like a brother in law
A handout from the Mafia...
Chrissy did the right thing of not incouraging it
I couldn’t stand him. He was a self indulged hypocrite.
@@christaylor3911
All of them are
Vito straight slobberin on that cigar ☠️
What’s this!?
It’s the caaaarrd game!!
I took it off Feech la manna.
It’s a beautiful caaard game.
How you liking the card game?
It’s terrific bork
Lol!
I can't believe they shot Furio like that. His leg was just a kid.
"Victory has 100 fathers, defeat is an orphan & Furio needs $1,000.".
Having a "chesse fuck" always makes a game.
I never caught this part, before...
Who was Christopher Moltisanti looking at around 3:34-3:39 & why?...
Even with the ski-masks on, I couldn't tell who was who during the robbery around 3:57-4:13.
Borko you have a talent in bringing out the best bits of the Sopranos 💯
Thank you very much!
@04:50 Animal Blundetto then fell asleep and dreamt he was Nucky Thompson.
What did Christopher Moltisanti mean around 7:31-7:34 by "I will not fuckin' enable you.".
If I recall correctly, JT is Chris’s AA sponsor, so he’s using terms from the program. Of course, that means that neither of them should be gambling at all, but…
How the hell did Silvio get away with saying "fuck you" to Tony in front of everyone?
He had waaaaayyy more leeway because hes essentially #2
Because he’s a made guy
@@waragainstmyself1159 Plus, there were at least a few other times where Tony let something slide in the moment ("Boooy, are you fat!") then dealt with it later, so this could have been one of those as well.
He knows sil gets worked up over card game it's funny to him so he didn't care
In light of recent uploads its an honor to be joined by sopranos clips
Makes me want to play seven card stud in a motel room
I had no clue what was going on in most of the games since its a relatively unpopular variant now. Apparently texas hold 'em got really popular after the series.
3:56 "NO HOPE IN DOPE". Earlier: "Let's do it before the crank wears off!"
In the same shot,
No Admittance ("books are closed, they're not accepting new members")
Out of Order (as in, "you are acting out of order" and going about this wrong)
Godfather's 50 anniversary is approaching on March. 24th.
I wonder what Borko has for us? 🤔
Furio getting shot and cursing in Italian is always hilarious
What song is this around 0:00-0:55, again?...
Vito was always killing dudes in cards. He was blowing dudes on the jobsite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anytime Vito was at a card game someone went into massive debt
Sunshine, I couldn’t even say last words. He was just a kid
Dylan McDermott was my favorite character, they should have done more with him.
Honestly dont know if youre joking but i think you are, anyways thats not dylan mcdermott which i think is the joke, anyways 4$ a pound
Nice job working the door Sammy. Guy walks in with a bat… how’s Junior?
Only Silvio can tell Tony fuck you and not get dealt with
I know Vito caught something else on the river if that’s what you’re referring to.
Up the Hershey highway?
AIDS?
@@littlekingtrashmouth9219 No one has AIDS. I don't want to hear that word in here again.
it was no fish either
Is that Borko?
Yeah he flies in...
Wow this really is a EXECUTIVE GAME
At too many card games in the Sopranos - something goes horribly wrong during the game, or directly after.
Lesson? Never gamble...(with gangsters).
Im so glad to live in the year 2023 of ouwa lawd and i can say to myself "i wanna just watch sopranos card scenes" and i can
@5:38 I learned in jail to deal from the bottom of the deck. That guy is a mechanic. They can pull any cards from anywhere and you literally have to look at him every time he deals. You can see it tho he’s bottom dealing.
I know vito dealt with something in his bottom if that's what you are reffering to
@@deadchanneldontwatch7347 that’s called suit case’n trust me you can fit what ever you want. And what ever you bring it is 40 times what it’s worth on the street! : )
@2:34 David wins with NO FLUSH and no one sees it. Had a Straight Draw and flipped over 4 hearts.
Community cards
@@OrwellianNarrator They're playing 7-card-stud. No community cards.
Guy's totally right! Davey lied about his hand and nobody caught it!
I had to pause to see it. They should have paused too.
Hey, Borko - you payin' HBO for this content?
Borko: no
Are you payin' _someone_ for this content?
Borko: no
*hit*
THEN THE PARTY'S OVER, RUclips LLC is the new boss of this content, and he ain't respecting old arrangements.
Now Aj is now a poker player in real life
It's like Vito knew at Richie's game Davie was a naive addict and they were gonna bleed him dry
"You should always gamble, Anthony."
"If you can keep your SHINEBOX when those around you CAN'T"
2:30 Angry Sil is a rare treat! 🤣
Cheese fuck, get me some food :)
Sunshine talking about keeping a cool head and immediately getting unloaded into is comedy gold
7:28 actually a fair point.
5:43 pulling from the bottom of the deck
_"He's base dealing, Sarge!"_
scatino was warned not to be hotshot in poker many times, now he is alokne in life.
Now we’ll never know what happens if you can keep your head when those around you can’t
Borko never fails to impress.... Now get your shine box!!