a playlist to feel like a 19th century villain planning to poison your enemy

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  • Опубликовано: 6 май 2021
  • Dinner time!
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  • @aambroisplaylist6086
    @aambroisplaylist6086 3 года назад +1738

    Pov : you are the dinner...

  • @alex-ul3dp
    @alex-ul3dp 3 года назад +1082

    ​that title is...oddly specific

  • @eurydicexoxo
    @eurydicexoxo 3 года назад +393

    me when my psychiatrist makes one too many cannibal jokes at the dinner table

    • @vennox_3
      @vennox_3 Год назад +2

      WAIT BACK UP FOR A SEC-

  • @someoneunknown4159
    @someoneunknown4159 3 года назад +485

    hannibal: would you accept my invitation to dinn-
    me: IM VEGAN

    • @nicholassimpson7750
      @nicholassimpson7750 2 года назад +2

      @Mushmush
      Hannibal: But it's Vegan friendly

    • @user-hx7xz9rt8k
      @user-hx7xz9rt8k 2 года назад +1

      Hannibal wouldn't poison the food he make. Don't worry you won't die.. unless you're rude.

    • @someoneunknown4159
      @someoneunknown4159 2 года назад

      @@user-hx7xz9rt8k no, you missed my point here. I just dont want to eat people

    • @user-hx7xz9rt8k
      @user-hx7xz9rt8k 2 года назад

      @@someoneunknown4159 why? Maybe you'll like it once you try it

    • @queen0fhell193
      @queen0fhell193 2 года назад

      @@user-hx7xz9rt8k Hannibal? Is that you?

  • @thJune-ze7dn
    @thJune-ze7dn 3 года назад +527

    "I'm dying for a good meal."
    "You will be, yes."

  • @anahoffman7745
    @anahoffman7745 3 года назад +197

    Hannibal Fans: *happiness noises*

  • @colline3548
    @colline3548 3 года назад +702

    So... we're basically eating at Hannibal's?

    • @thejudgmentalhistorian4496
      @thejudgmentalhistorian4496 3 года назад +20

      being eaten...

    • @Mente777
      @Mente777 3 года назад +10

      Like groceries...

    • @lillixhun7485
      @lillixhun7485 3 года назад +3

      I read the title as Hannibal at first then saw your comment and got really confused. turned out it's actually cannibal not hannibal... potato potato I guess

    • @CC-tu9xs
      @CC-tu9xs 3 года назад

      what's Hannibal's? Better yet who? lol

    • @truklin_
      @truklin_ 2 года назад

      i really got depressed reading your comment

  • @CZ-mx2or
    @CZ-mx2or 3 года назад +255

    POV: You're Will Graham

  • @AlineSanchezRamirezBaruc-xm6qb
    @AlineSanchezRamirezBaruc-xm6qb 3 года назад +117

    If you are killing me, I need you to clean my house, tell my mother I won't be back, because I'm being eaten and also, help me to choose what to do with my remains in case of canibalism, because I don't know if my parents will recover from the shock, so, I am letting instructions according to your murder plans."

    • @uramdontcare1345
      @uramdontcare1345 3 года назад +2

      Bro sometimes i see some comments my jaw drops to the floor ppl are really creative with everything 👌❤️

  • @romellebee6474
    @romellebee6474 3 года назад +145

    *hannibal, literally rhyming with cannibal, dropping cannibal puns*
    jack: man who could be the chesapeake ripper😔

  • @astrolatte_
    @astrolatte_ 3 года назад +66

    Now we need the "you're in a turbulent relationship with your psychiatrist" playlist and we're all done here.

  • @jetroad8932
    @jetroad8932 3 года назад +132

    Me: This cranberry sauce is delicious!
    Host: What cranberry sauce?

    • @pierredonnadieu5283
      @pierredonnadieu5283 3 года назад

      Host: you know the famous band... Well they are no more.

  • @cubitumeamus666
    @cubitumeamus666 3 года назад +20

    Pov: there is no dinner yet because youre gonna be the dinner

  • @mariaetre
    @mariaetre 3 года назад +150

    To whoever is behind this channel, I applaud you
    "lifts wine cup"
    May you keep our nights company, our hearts entertained, and our minds wandering!

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 2 года назад

      Think to yourself that every day is your last. “The hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise. As for me, when you want a good laugh, you will find me in fine state, fat and sleek, a true hog of Epicurus's herd.”

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 2 года назад +2

      **lifts suspiciously stained wine cup** agreed

  • @stcrletz
    @stcrletz 3 года назад +189

    hm i was inspired so have this: (TW/ passing out, blood)
    The chandelier glimmers above your head in a myriad of colours, casting crystalline reflections onto the inset ceiling and ornately papered walls. The shadows cast in the corners of the room flicker in sync with the candles above, claiming their part of the wall then rapidly retreating back into themselves, scampering in terror from the golden light and causing the room to pulsate rhythmically. It all looks so viscerally alive, you think as you glance around, reaching for your embellished glass goblet of what you suspect to be wine. You lift the cup to your lips, feeling the oddly warm and thick liquid run thickly down your throat, leaving in its wake a strange, acidic burning. The wine tastes odd, metallic and tangy, and you run your tongue delicately over your lips to make sure it hasn't accidentally been cut - but alas, it has not, yet you could swear you tasted the familiar tartness of blood. You take another sip of the piquant liquid, yet this time the burn is worse, and you discreetly retch the liquid back into the cup. Your gaze meets your host's dark stare - his eyes glimmer menacingly in the candlelight like chips of black glass, and he smiles at you crookedly, his teeth bared.
    "Are you enjoying yourself, dear?" he asks, his tone honey-sweet, dripping of disdain with a tinge of warning as he raises his glass in his ringed hand, motioning towards you.
    You smile back tensely, delicately clinking your glass to his, and quickly cast your gaze onto the plushly carpeted floor. He hasn't moved; you can feel his stare burning into your skin as he awaits even the slightest tremble. You feel trapped, like a caged bird, knowing if you so much as quiver, he will pounce and attack - yet you still shakily raise the glass of sanguine liquid, and take a slow, measured drink. He smiles approvingly, and you feel yourself momentarily relax before you tense up again - even the third time around, the pungent liquid is ever so revolting, if not worse. You can feel it oozing slowly down your throat, making your stomach churn and your insides convulse in disgust, yet you dare not spit it out - his gaze is still steady on your face, holding your every move under strict, studious scrutiny. The candles blink collectively, and when they return, it is with less fervor than before - the room is ever so slightly darker, and the revelation fills your veins with an ever-rising sense of stone cold dread. It has become hotter, too, as if the entire room were ablaze, and you feel like you could melt any minute from the smolder of his gaze like a frail wax doll. You can feel your body start to tingle ever slightly, a faint buzzing that starts at the bridge of your nose, but soon washes over your entire being like a tidal wave, consuming all your sober thoughts. You reach hastily for your collar with trembling hands, hoping to alleviate the heat, but just then your vision blurs and you fall to the floor. You can hear your heart pounding behind your ears, as well as your own laboured breaths, which are now coming in shallow pants and wheezes that only add to the fog in your head. But, above all the ruckus, you can distinctly pick out a voice, laced with faux sweetness and tainted with evil, like the cries of both the angels and the damned mixed into one intoxicating elixir heavier than blood; It fills your senses, suffocating you, nearly drowning you in a cesspool of fear:
    "Because I sure am."
    hope you enjoyed, if you read this far :) constructive feedback is welcome, but english isn't my first language so please keep that in mind hahah-

    • @cyb3rsenpai652
      @cyb3rsenpai652 3 года назад +19

      You are an amazing writer, I would honestly read if it was a book

    • @stcrletz
      @stcrletz 3 года назад +14

      @@cyb3rsenpai652 hahah thank you! i do write as a hobby :') but i usually do third person pov and past tense so this was a fun experience!

    • @rubygomez4644
      @rubygomez4644 3 года назад +10

      this was amazing omggg

    • @stcrletz
      @stcrletz 3 года назад +4

      @@rubygomez4644 tysm!

    • @artdeco7392
      @artdeco7392 3 года назад +8

      YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE WRITER, you really have a way with words it's so beautiful

  • @Conniesan
    @Conniesan 3 года назад +39

    If the chef is Hannibal well I can't deny his invitation.

  • @juliettewolff1993
    @juliettewolff1993 3 года назад +40

    Me thinking I'm the dinner👀👁👄👁

  • @tortis6342
    @tortis6342 2 года назад +81

    Updated timestamps
    0:00 For Behold, Darkness Shall Cover the Earth -- George Frederic Handel
    2:43 Valses Nobles et Sentimentales -- Maurice Havel
    4:06 Cantate "Cessate, omai cessate" -- Him
    9:18 "Swan Lake" Op.20, Act 1, No. 10 -- Pyotr Fucking Tchaikovsky
    12:14 Egmont Overture -- God
    20:18 Symphony No. 10 -- Shosty
    24:34 'Allegro non molto' from "Winter" -- Him
    27:59 Symphony No.25 -- King Mozart
    35:48 Queen of the Night -- King Mozart
    38:49 Summer - Presto -- Him
    41:44 Chamber Symphony: Allegro -- Shosty (arguably the best piece)
    44:49 Confutatis -- King Mozart
    47:19 Dies Irae - Giuseppe Verdi
    Praise Shostakovich.

    • @Anwarello
      @Anwarello 6 месяцев назад +1

      Shosty 🔥❤🤯🇷🇺

  • @someoneunknown4159
    @someoneunknown4159 3 года назад +56

    i think 9:40 is the exact moment when you realize something's not right

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 3 года назад +21

      14:44 is when you make your daring escape

    • @elenasospedralandete9949
      @elenasospedralandete9949 3 года назад +7

      and you are starting to panic

    • @ach4049
      @ach4049 2 года назад +1

      I think it's 10:20

    • @hemaneatspizza9111
      @hemaneatspizza9111 Год назад +1

      "I think there's something wrong with the beef roast, it tastes to much like pork, don't you think?"
      "Oh, that's clearly be design. I just had to get this old pig out of my life."
      * Music Swells, Camera Zooms *
      "Oh dear god."

  • @martintello8443
    @martintello8443 3 года назад +22

    pov: you are armie hammer

  • @rishakumar8633
    @rishakumar8633 3 года назад +19

    When the music and stabs of the knife to your heart be hittin right

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 3 года назад +15

    “Mmm, I must say I’m not one for liver but this is delicious and the Fava beans add just the right texture. And this Chianti is so nice- wait a minute...”

  • @guccigirl2389
    @guccigirl2389 3 года назад +15

    I thought this was a short movie from the title because I didn't read the "a playlist" part, and I am not disappointed. found some really good songs

  • @peggysue593
    @peggysue593 3 года назад +12

    This cannibal has great taste in music though

  • @luna-ichigo6539
    @luna-ichigo6539 2 года назад +29

    Can we please talk about the names you give these artists?
    "by King Mozart", "by God" (Beethoven), "by HIM" (Vivaldi) and "by Pyotr F*king Tchaikowsky" kill me every time lol

  • @texaspoontappa2088
    @texaspoontappa2088 3 года назад +12

    This is such a weird concept and I am so here for it! Let me imagine I am about to be eaten by a cannibal while I study! The perfect mood!

  • @luispablogonzalezv4522
    @luispablogonzalezv4522 3 года назад +73

    I love how this channel always refers to Beethoven as GOD

  • @NyquilNinj4
    @NyquilNinj4 3 года назад +15

    Hopefully, Hannibal Lecter won’t eat me. I will bring liver, fava beans, and Chianti as a token of our friendship.

    • @anishagias3251
      @anishagias3251 3 года назад

      ligit the only one that hannibal is guaranteed not to eat is will and that is like a big if also

  • @jaybee6505
    @jaybee6505 3 года назад +3

    It's only dinner, said the spider to the fly.

  • @Imago1985
    @Imago1985 3 года назад +5

    Me, a Fannibal who only listens to classical music: this makes me... very happy.

  • @lester8430
    @lester8430 3 года назад +8

    you've got the best classical compilations that I know of. this is all good and I appreciate it. I can't even believe I found an atonal piece (No 10 Shostakovich) that I enjoy.

    • @dragmio
      @dragmio 2 года назад

      Shostakovich's 10th symphony is not an atonal piece.

  • @whatzittooya9012
    @whatzittooya9012 2 года назад +24

    Great questions to ask during dinner:
    "How's the roast? I hope it's cooked to your liking."
    "The sauce has quite an odd aftertaste to it, no?"
    "Would you like another glass of wine?"
    "Are you familiar with the life of Emperor Claudius?"
    "Have you tried the chocolate torte yet? It's to die for!"
    "What's the matter, something you ate not agreeing with you?"
    "Are you alright? You look a bit flushed."
    "Send for a physician? Now why would I do that?"
    "Do you know what happens when arsenic trioxide enters the human bloodstream?"
    "Can't steal my research any more, now can you?"

  • @jingingpang780
    @jingingpang780 2 года назад +2

    When you invite guests to your house and turn on this music as the background music 😌✨

  • @stella2051984
    @stella2051984 2 года назад +1

    Andreas Scholl, what a voice!!

  • @SerafinDrake
    @SerafinDrake 3 года назад +5

    "Egmont Overture. BY GOD." Accurate. As always. (Darn it, I forgot to check to see if the excerpt from Swan Lake was be Pyotr FUCKING Tchaikovsky).

  • @colinevans6474
    @colinevans6474 2 года назад +2

    Can't help but notice a dip in views after the studying season has ended; rest assured eighteenth century villains like myself are still running this on the phonograph...

  • @r.d.d.7826
    @r.d.d.7826 3 года назад +4

    Finally, hannibal classical playlist❤️

  • @mimi_the_sagittarian267
    @mimi_the_sagittarian267 3 года назад +3

    *Hannibal Lector has entered the chat*

  • @jasminep1084
    @jasminep1084 3 года назад +1

    your nicknames for the different composers are spot on. thank u

  • @joeykueck9594
    @joeykueck9594 3 года назад +2

    how are all your playlists soooo perfect to the specific titles

  • @anis_n
    @anis_n 3 года назад +1

    Man these POVs be getting real specific

  • @fedra5990
    @fedra5990 3 года назад +4

    You have better titles than my degree thesis.

  • @saratanartist
    @saratanartist 3 года назад +2

    I've been re-watching Hannibal on Netflix. Your playlist arrived at the perfect time!

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl 3 года назад +3

    After watching Silence of the Lambs, I already know how this’ll go down.

  • @trapdoor3461
    @trapdoor3461 2 года назад +1

    just what i need with my reading of the prince

  • @emjae8371
    @emjae8371 3 года назад +1

    The playlist I never knew I needed

  • @hannahleaha_
    @hannahleaha_ 3 года назад +11

    "The war has been over for some time." Cilliane gestures to his vegetable decorated plate. "If you've been going through a shortage, you could have inquired in my invitation."
    "You are enough, my prince." Wine spilled from Dallum's tilted goblet.
    Cilliane understood. "Before we begin grant me one favor. Be sure my father receives my heart."

  • @ungualexandru6
    @ungualexandru6 3 года назад +4

    Appreciate that you attributed "Egmont Overture" to God

  • @johannstrasser1178
    @johannstrasser1178 3 года назад +1

    Splendid!

  • @cathey.may.c.
    @cathey.may.c. 3 года назад +3

    You are a Genius. 😘
    Big thanx from 🇵🇱.

  • @alexamisty7916
    @alexamisty7916 3 года назад +3

    "This turkey looks rather deformed..."

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 2 года назад

      I take it you saw that Grindhouse Thanksgiving trailer.

  • @violetgodwin677
    @violetgodwin677 3 года назад

    Love this channel 💕

  • @zelie9111
    @zelie9111 2 года назад +1

    Tchaïkovski again.... I LOVE IT !!!

  • @maximusballoo2676
    @maximusballoo2676 10 месяцев назад

    bout to hit the most devious leg day with this

  • @leticiacsan
    @leticiacsan 3 года назад +1

    ah nice, truly perfect for a dinner party at a friend's

  • @jennahamrick3.086
    @jennahamrick3.086 3 года назад +1

    9:18 this will forever be my favorite classical piece🥲

  • @giuliabutler
    @giuliabutler 3 года назад

    it's 4am and this is great

  • @elenapatelbadr
    @elenapatelbadr 2 года назад +3

    wow I’ve had a dream about that like 2 weeks ago. I was sitting at a table outside with my family and for no specific reason Armie Hammer was there sitting in front and then next to me. At the beginning everything felt normal I was happy to meet him and then it’s like I slowly started to remember he’s accused of cannibalism. All of sudden everything started to makes sense. We were at that table for hours but we weren’t eating anything because I was the dinner since the beginning. He was getting closer and closer to me and I think he said he was about to eat me ?? I woke up and I was in panic.
    I swear I’m unfortunately not inventing anything my dreams are wild lmao

    • @elenapatelbadr
      @elenapatelbadr 2 года назад

      If a film producer wants to use the amazing plot of my dream please tag me x,)

    • @bettyakalestou94
      @bettyakalestou94 Год назад

      lololol

  • @catholicofthenorth
    @catholicofthenorth 2 года назад

    hell yeah I’m so glad Diane Damaru is on here with queen of the night she’s such a talented soprano

  • @MsMatahari84
    @MsMatahari84 3 года назад +1

    Cool title!

  • @alicemalaise5965
    @alicemalaise5965 3 года назад +1

    Hannibal my love

  • @melanylopez7465
    @melanylopez7465 3 года назад +1

    Thank you master Ultravclet (Sr o ms) :)

  • @Isabel_Montss
    @Isabel_Montss 3 года назад +1

    Hannibal, is that you ?

  • @ReeKii
    @ReeKii 2 года назад +1

    I really don't want to poison him. I really don't.
    my hand though.. has a mind of it's own.

  • @aly5066
    @aly5066 3 года назад +6

    UM???? LMFAOOOO

  • @queen0fhell193
    @queen0fhell193 2 года назад

    I clicked for the music, I stayed for the _cannibal_ ...I mean _Hannibal_ puns

  • @blomvonar
    @blomvonar 3 года назад +2

    tell me will....

  • @swatchdog9094
    @swatchdog9094 3 года назад +1

    This sounds like something that would be on American Horror Story

  • @BiologistDillon
    @BiologistDillon 3 года назад +6

    The dislikes are the main course

  • @astridkim5922
    @astridkim5922 3 года назад

    "oh erm...it's nothing. just gotta go mop the ocean rq"

  • @clippygoat
    @clippygoat 3 года назад

    POV: Your mom has been pissed off calling your name for the 10th time for dinner yet you're busy playing an online match.

  • @AmYandkete
    @AmYandkete 3 года назад +5

    Beethoven = The God

  • @felipe96ification
    @felipe96ification 3 года назад +2

    liver with fava beans please, and a nice chianti

  • @kmayte-gv9bb
    @kmayte-gv9bb 2 года назад +1

    more playlists! I love the titlle :p

  • @keilab7150
    @keilab7150 3 года назад

    This reminds me of that Walking Dead game scene. Iykyk

  • @willan.witan.
    @willan.witan. 2 года назад

    Me, slowing becoming a 19th Century villain

  • @legitLUmi
    @legitLUmi 3 года назад +4

    Gives me chills

  • @GalleryOfSuiside666
    @GalleryOfSuiside666 3 года назад +1

    Ladies and gentlemen dinner is served...

  • @tonjacas2901
    @tonjacas2901 3 года назад +3

    POV: you are The cannibal👁️👃👁️
    👅

  • @gabyycristianful
    @gabyycristianful 3 года назад

    Hell yes

  • @dunja1069
    @dunja1069 3 года назад +5

    Can you make something like: You are in love with someone you just met.

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 2 года назад +1

    When the cannibal is sus

  • @horromanceluvs
    @horromanceluvs 4 месяца назад

    It gives Doctor Hannibal Lecter, This playlist is literally Doctor Hannibal Lecter

  • @ryanjensen6493
    @ryanjensen6493 3 года назад +1

    I’d ask them to make it some sort of crazy murder mystery once they kill me and eat me. I’d want them to leave letters covered in blood and shit, if I’m going out I wanna at least have a news documentary on my disappearance

  • @DoodleMonsterRocks
    @DoodleMonsterRocks 3 года назад +1

    ok so maybe I sometimes think the 'long pig' looked tasty

  • @witchysongbird
    @witchysongbird 3 года назад +4

    at this point we know the cannibal in question wants to be our boyfriend right?

  • @koszonet
    @koszonet 2 года назад +1

    not enough goldberg variations

  • @thehornswogglehumdinger9612
    @thehornswogglehumdinger9612 3 года назад

    I love that it says: “Egmont Overture by God” (meaning Beethoven).

  • @xxsummerwine203
    @xxsummerwine203 3 года назад +4

    Do a playlist of Dimitrescu Castle 😈😈

  • @batulefou
    @batulefou 2 года назад

    We wish to serve man.

  • @spacecats3649
    @spacecats3649 3 года назад +1

    Awkward moment when the host salt n pepper you

  • @vugabuga1578
    @vugabuga1578 2 года назад

    > Dmitri Shotakovich ruclips.net/video/PBgWOFNtUiw/видео.html
    > Ara Ara

  • @sugarplumsiren5390
    @sugarplumsiren5390 3 года назад +2

    Brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏🥩🍖🥩🍖🥩🍖🥩🍖

  • @kelseyjarvis3891
    @kelseyjarvis3891 3 года назад +1

    I'm beginning to expect a what-

  • @mikuenthusiast
    @mikuenthusiast Год назад

    me when i throw a dinner party for rasputin

  • @westleycaffeine436
    @westleycaffeine436 2 года назад

    BTW, belladonna (or deadly nightshade) has a sweet taste. Just putting that fact out there.

  • @bruhbeejones1167
    @bruhbeejones1167 Год назад

    i was looking EVERYWHERE for 27:59 bc that's what i wanted to listen to while i wrote (plus its nostalgic) but i couldn't remember what it was called so i clicked on this playlist instead... how did you know

  • @Tomas-to7hl
    @Tomas-to7hl 3 года назад

    Muy bueno amigo

  • @hvnter-xy2xw
    @hvnter-xy2xw 3 года назад +1

    ahh with some fava beans and a nice chiante