These Kids Trying To Get Out Of Xbox Live Bans Is Absolutely Hilarious
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- As it turns out kids will try anything to get out of being banned on Xbox Live! Let's go over all the ways they've tried!
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"Your son was exposing himself on camera in Uno."
Son is 36 and lives with his parents.
maybe he was just exposing his true self and coming out of his shell?
Uno gets raunchy at night, had people flash their taint
@@evilcrabsitchalways used to be a go to late night titty place b4 omeagle lol
😂
@@evilcrabsitchalways I remember the Uno taint wars of 2010. It was a harsh time.
"Your son was exposing himself on camera in Uno." I feel like we're slowly getting closer and closer to finding a sentence that instantly kills anyone that reads it.
And the Spider-Man with cancer meme might come true...
Maybe the military can weaponize it.
*Paul Atreides wants to know your location.*
Try silent but deadly.
It's like Monty pythons world's funniest joke
He should change it from BigFart to SubtleQueef.
Smooth. ;)
Lol
#JusticeForBigfart77
#BIGFARTDIDNOTHINGWRONG
just before watching this video I was watching something about how brutal the game chat back in the cod mw2/waw/bo1/mw3 days was. yet someone with fart in their name had to change their name. seems a strange place to draw the line
#GiveUsJustice
I had a friend who's gamertag was fartcracker. Havent seen him since 2014
THE FARTS SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!
Anything racist or talking about people dying is understandable for being banned for obvious reasons.
To get in trouble for naming yourself BigFart is absolutely ridiculous. There’s literally nothing wrong with that.
No kidding, but he was just being forced to change his gamertag, he wasn't getting banned.
@Anon 1 the thing is, telling anyone to die is against the ToU. Its considered offensive.
@Anon 1 yeah...those are PEOPLE, you braindead moron.
Quiy trying to make excuses for breaking ToS. Something tells me that YOU need to be investigated...
@Anon 1 You are pulling a straw man if anyone. If the TOS says to not say anyone should be killed that is exactly what it means. It doesn't differentiate between groups or individuals, you are the one doing that.
@Anon 1
Xbox.com Terms of Use
USE OF COMMUNICATION SERVICES
[...]
You agree to use the Communication Services only to post, send and receive messages and material that are proper and related to the particular Communication Service. By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree that when using a Communication Service, you will not:
[...]
-Violate any code of conduct or other guidelines which may be applicable for any particular Communication Service.
Microsoft’s Code of Conduct Explained for Xbox Live Customers:
[...]
Don’t engage in illegal activity. For example, don't:
-Threaten to physically hurt others
[...]
-Extort or otherwise threaten action unless you get something you want
[...]
Don’t harm or harass. For example, don't:
[...]
-Encourage violence against people or animals
-Scream at, intimidate, or bully others
www.xbox.com/en-US/legal/xboxComTOU
www.xbox.com/en-US/Legal/codeofconduct
I once got banned from all Xbox live gameplay, legit had to press the home button instead of pressing A to bypass the “You do not have access to this” screen and still played while banned
Jokes on you rich, when that kid makes it to 9999, wont you look like a fool
Is account will be passed down through generations
By the time his great, great, great, great, great x1000 gets the account it’ll be unbanned. The prophecy will be fulfilled lmao
forget the kid, I doubt Microsoft will be around that long
@@dukoth6552MicroWho? I doubt mankind will be around in 9999
Im waiting to whoooosh someone
i wonder if he won that Uno match.
He won it by 2 inchs
@@tylerbrodsky9225 Yes. Just... Yes. You made my day.
He won it by a hair
@Dustin
If he had any hair..
I wonder how hard that support member was laughing when he wrote “Your son was exposing himself while playing uno” 😂😂😂😂
Imagine being the Xbox support member that had to look into why the kid that “exposed” himself on UNO got banned... Imagine what he saw...
Nothing, it’s not like it’s recorded. Just reports of what happened
@@overkill2976 Or he saw a one inch wonder.
Ghost 😂😂😂😂😂
He was lucky, you could only see it using a microscope
But of an assumption there. How do you know it was a he?
Bigfart7 should use the "ph" instead of "f" to make Bigpharts
Exactly, Big P Harts.
Yeah. It could stand for big purple hearts
FilthyCasualKai lol a vet should use that
That is why "WeTPhArT69" is still active, yeah i know it is lame to put 69 in your gamertag, seemed cool when i was 10
Learn to beat the system, never let the system beat you.. wise words..
What I find ironic is The Pro, the one responding to these people was fired himself for abusing his powers in the COD days lmao Look it up!!
Cool I would but I'm lazy
Like and SuBsCrIbE
Bro I saw that name and was like, “no way that’s who I think it is, The Pro, the living nightmare of MW2 Pre-game Lobby’s”.
The REDDLER yeah he banned 700 accounts and he got fined $72,500
GhostReflex Should have been a bigger fine
@@chew3865 i dont think that last part was true and also most of what i found actually called him a hero not a villain. idk what is true but i saw one video (heavily edited) that showed him just banning ppl at random, but that unedited video shows the ppl were modding so he banned them... so idk if he was abusive or if ppl just want someone to blame for their own bad actions. Id love some sauce tho as that would help this go down.
We can't even see the gamertag because you censored it
it was the n word, he spelled it out later ;p
It started with an N word apparently, not sure what racial slur it was but it makes sense he didn't mention it.
Come on, he literally spelled it out.
@@MentallyUnhappy it is racist you idiot i mean id find it funny if i was 12
@@MentallyUnhappy Found the 12 yr old.
Bigfart did nothing wrong
lord jedah lol I know it was just funny
Your comment on Bigfart has 77 likes. No one like it anymore.
save bigfart77
#BigFart7DidNothingWrong
#unbanBigFart
i worked at scea and it was just like this every day. literally ppl would call us asking why they were banned when they 'din du nofin' and we would be like "You spammed the N word to someone you were playing Call of Duty against at which point you were suspended for 3 days. Then right after you were unbanned you put the F word in seven different chats to seven other ppl one of which was the person you called the N word and were suspended. 2 days after you were unbanned you posted nude pictures of an underage girl from your school to get 'free games'. then before we could ban you, you used a stolen credit card to make a bunch of fraudulent charges. You then used your console to pirate a bunch of games from PSN..."
"I didnt do that! That wasnt me! Someone stole my ID and used it!"
*views log on sessions for gamer tag and finds it has only ever logged on to one console, the console that the games were pirated from.*
"Im not unbanning you, you will have to buy a new console and get a new online ID if you choose to continue with PSN." *hang up*
You haven’t banned me my gamer tag is AbortedKneeGrow
@@jeffreydexterboomhaueriii2017 I dont work there anymore my dude
@@jeffreydexterboomhaueriii2017 lolol
Really random question here. If someone like this sold that console, would the person who bought it not be able to PSN? That would really blow
👆 lmao
Kid: My dad owns Microsoft!
Me: Wait Ur dad is Bill Gates!
Kid: Who's Bill Gates?
Thanks for 400 likes
Old old old joke, been reused hundreds of times
_ HARKINZATOR you must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed
_ HARKINZATOR LoL yeah
Definitely never heard that one before. Ever.
@@_harkinzator1536 but the 9 year old Xbots still say it
BigfartTechUSA
ReviewBigfartUSA
Ultra-Niche-Gaming demonitised!
Hey you can’t do that on Big Christian Cucumber RUclips.
GuyfromoverthehedgeTechUSA
ReviewTechBigFart
I got banned because my GT was
Hugh G Rection
Hahaha..this is clever bro
Lmao
*Hugh Mungus*
Today, it wouldn’t get a second look.
@@waterbottle4542 *YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASING US STOP!*
I am 30 and all those accounts are mine.
No...just no....
Lol
I think I played you on Uno once
😂😂😂
Let me guess, Regret?
Nothing wrong with the word “Fart.” Microsoft PC police. Sad!
How did that old George Carlin skit go?
I tried reducing my 2 week suspension after I got falsely reported by a guy who was literally trash talking me because we lost a game. I really hate the enforcement system
Dr. Pepper Man Something similar happened to me. Difference is we didn't lose a game.
Little Blue I spammed the n word in a chat with a guy that was trash talking me and then I reported him. Got banned for two months
@@bruhmoment2730 are u black
@Ftn_Awesome123 his race is irrelevant that's offensive what he said outside our humor
Can we get a F for bigfart77
F
F
F
F
F
RIP Uno Webcam
Heeey funny seeing u here
Friend's little brother got banned for a racist remark and accused Microsoft of fabricating it.
He lost a 9,000 GS account
OOF
As long as they aren't trying to get out of bans from my Christian Minecraft server
Not getting the joke.
@@acthoundentertainment
That Christians are being persecuted and it's okay to say anything offensive as long as its towards
A: White people
B: Conservatives
C: Republicans
D: Christians
@@Delimon007 and btw I'm 3 out of 4 of those. Christian being one of them
Awww yes. Give me Jesus
@@shawnyoung1869
RIP
Got a temporary suspension on 360 back in the day for putting my location as "Your mom's house" lmao. Whiney kids complaining about a bs joke...
TheDuckumz that’s gold
I still have that on my xbox
Same kids are ruining our life with their libertards agendas.....
My location is Nunya.
Childish but it works
@@xdas11 they should make 2 versions of each console. Kid version where you can only buy and download dlc Or updates no online multiplayer.
And a console for adults 18 and up with no restrictions
"youre seeing the gamertag right here, in the photo, you can see it, I'm not going to say it" *gamertag is blacked out*
im 30 years old and the name big fart made me laugh out loud
Federal Reserve has committed treason that’s a good gamer tag to haha
Alex Lopez it’s ok, some of slower then others to reach maturity but you’ll get there eventually.
Carfilliot awesome can’t wait to get to your level of maturity and confuse are for of
Alex Lopez I have no idea what that even meant but you still got another twenty years to reach my level and trust me, being 30 is way better so take your time. Fart 💨
Carfilliot well I hope I can be a cool 50 year old to
I just noticed that The Pro is in these old posts. Damn I remember the controversy that started with him back in the Modern Warfare 2 days.
How one dude was given the power to insta-ban people online at will still just amazes me, still a great throwback to think about
@Everything Cool wasn't there an unedited video of that video you linked? I could be wrong. I was told about a video uploaded but it was edited then someone uploaded the same video but it was un-edited.
Everything Cool ok I get what your saying now. Most admins wouldn't loose their cool like that if they worked for a company like Microsoft for the live service. Correct me if I am wrong.
I'm surprised no one else in the comments is talking about this. Kudos to you.
@@chryastosslapat Yeah, as soon as I saw The Pro in those screencaps it just came to me and I just had to bring it up.
But there's a guy on Xbox Live called Fart.
Lethal Steve he ain’t big tho
@@SCOTTYYYIIIEEE 😂
It wasn't fart that was violating the terms
There is a guy on Xbox Live litterally named god
Last time I checked, we can't see something that's censored.
or say white man or DLC in the chat... BF5
Last time I checked he spelled it out so
@@Malouco No, the gamer tag was "NigrsNRopes".
@Everything Cool No? It's terms of service... Doesn't matter what race you are
@Everything Cool couldn't tell. Hard to tell from text
Oh boy... The Pro was actually doing proper work protocol? I thought he was a power abusive mod.
OH. MY. GOD.
I think there was different "The pros". This is just another.
@@CiaranMcC I hope so... Cause that name has a reputation.
yeah i thought so too, The Pro isn’t exactly the most reliable
@@CiaranMcC No, that's definitely him. I used to run into him on MW2 from time to time, he abused his power as much as he could.
My friend had 69 in his name. He was sent to jail, cops must have thought it was 6ix9ine
I'll bail you out one day iam6ix9inedontcallcops69, I promise.
Man I miss the xbox 360 days lol.
Me and you both.. that damn thing was amazing when it didn't get that red ring of death..
It was a blast.
I felt it was the worst time to be a kid or poor because i could never afford DLC and xbox live gold and most games that were very well rated were always commended for its multiplayer.
@@paperdispens3r I honestly couldn't blame you. Although you could just pay $60 a year instead of paying it like $10 per month like some people doing it. But I know that it sucks if you don't have gold and just wanted to play online, I have been there.
I preferred the original tbh. The 360 still exists and afaik it connects to the same live network so you can still use it.
When I played halo 3 on the 360 I had the gamertag yourdaddyspurse. I chose that so that when I beat people down with my bash move it would say
*yourdaddyspurse beat you down*
Smoke Jensin For me i kill a baby in the first assassin creed multiplayer
I will forever remember playing Halo 3 with "About 100 Ninjas"
wow bro you are sooo hilarious.........LOL thats lame a.f
@@JoninJordan lmfao
Perfect for a 12 year old xD
I once got a week ban back when bo1 was still new ish for having “I’m in your mums room tongue punching her fart box” in my bio
Congrats. You were a complete idiot.
We are truly living in the days of 'Idiocracy'.
Not yet.... but we are getting there.
Oww! My balls!
Idiocracy is a honey pot for idiot narcissists to find self validation in their inability to really observe humanity with any level of humility.
@@OdaSwifteye I just really like President Camacho.
@@OdaSwifteye Struck a nerve eh? Fellas we got a live one over here!
"exposing himself on camera in Uno" AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Those old forums were a blast to read. ThePro was the bomb back in those days; he would handle all of the communication with the customers and he had a vicious sense of humor about it.
I demand a part 2
When I was 9 I got a 24 hour ban on club penguin for reciting the chorus of "your sex is on fire" without knowing what it meant
tbch the guy who said "wow got banned for that word?" probably didnt think it was that big of a deal due to oldschool Halo 3 rooms...
7:18 except you’re not seeing the gamertag...
He probably shouldn't claim that you can see it if he's going to puss out and censor it.
Alex Murray I can get u unbanned for 25 dollars Kik me at microsoft
You can get banned for having that in a video now. It's got nothing to do with him pussing it out. He probably got demonized or some nonsense and had to change it.
@@BullsMahunny then how about you dont rely on youtube as a career?
and just upload it uncensored?
A 7989 year ban
"Your son exposed himself while playing Uno... I can prove it. We have the picture saved right here. I'm looking at it now. I can email it to you right now."
Don't show anyone the picture they must not see the horror of 0.1 inches
That guy “the pro” has been exposed for banning people unfairly in the past. EDIT : (for people thinking I’m referencing the mw2 video I’m not. Do some research on the guy, you’ll find some interesting information.)
I heard he lost his job and got banned
He didn't ban anyone unfairly- the video was heavily edited. Basically the kid in the video was a modder and made it his mission to break as many ToS rules as possible in front of the "The Pro" so that he would get banned and make a video about the mod abusing his power.
Troy Goldberg you are lying, you probably don’t know anyone interesting
Troy Goldberg I’m his friend too! how did you meet him?
Mr.Meeseeks well he did end up getting fired. He banned 700 accounts unfairly go read the article. He also got fined $72,500 for releasing Xbox developer content to the public
How did I get away with having "Smartass20" as my Nintendo name
Um there are no Nintendo names on the Switch. Stuck with friend codes.
Japanese doesn't cares about dirty word like sex pornhub vr rabbit sex playboy
They money hot money mostly internet a about sex hardcore Nintendo does♡
@@carln1463 There are still account names that other people can see when you're playing online.
*Nintendo* *wants* *to* *know* *your* *location*
The only reason people cared about xbox live bans was because it was and STILL IS paid
I bought a year of gold once and got banned til 12/31/9999. Forgot what I did but since then I just switched to PlayStation 😕
@@contestify9457 and you still have master chief as your profile pic
Halo is my favourite game tho lol
This guy clearly doesn’t understand, I once got banned for having the word “staen” in my name🤦🏻♂️ full name is lilcumstaen- just doesn’t make sense.
Youre an idiot.
The thumbnail looked like Stephen Hawking
That last story is pretty much one big "Congratulations, you played yourself"
XD
*with :P
@@j800r Good one.
He really looks like the toy store guy from Toy Story, the balding head and the extra 150 lbs
Not gonna say the username on video, you tell me I can see it, but you censored part of it...
NgrsNropes
Crodojoe thank you that is very racist
Their coming for my Christian fortnite server
no fortnite server is christian. stop lying to yourself
@Ethan Johnson not gay and homosexual just not christian seeing as how you can't go five seconds with out someone cursing and using racial slang
Their, they're, there, it'll be okay.
I don't know how it is that I missed this video, but Rich this was one of the funniest and entertaining videos you've put out. I mean, all your stuff is great, but it's nice to just have a chuckle from time to time. Thanks!
9:10 they really just censored “crap.”
Wow
I thought it was crip
“Retire Fart” - Rich from ReviewTechUSA, 2018
Rich tomorrow: "I got banned off XBOX Live for exposing Carlos while playing Uno. Let's get into it."
Had the name chubby nuts 69 on xbox live for the longest time never got suspended lol
My tag is im so high24 and I haven't got banned
Shao Kahn 2 is my gamertag..
@@kenrickeason I don't get it
Do you still have that name😂😂😂
support group is so stupid, they probably took your name literally and thought you were referring to big cashews.
16:00 that is why your videos are entertaining
I can only imagine the shock of the parent when he was told that his son was naked on camera and the beating that he probably gave his son. 🤣
"You're seeing the gamertag"
blocks out half of it
I once got suspended for my bio having what I called “Rules of combat engagement.” Someone must have reported me to Xbox live because I had to change my whole bio. So to deliver a big F U to the complainer and to Xbox live, I changed it to Ezekiel 25:17. Which is he quoted bible verse that Samuel L. Jackson used in Pulp Fiction.
My friend got banned for calling someone a queen staim
14:21 That's a man having a good laugh, dude. You can't knock it; can't.
😂
*Christmas noobs are coming!* 🎄🎄🎄
I got a communication suspension for calling a kid gay when he was literally being gay to me which made me uncomfortable xbox can be really stupid on there banning system.
Si1ent Wolf25 what does being gay mean? This is more of you being a bigot than actually reporting someone for naming you uncomfortable
@@BlazingSerenade ok but when someone spams you with messages like I love you that would get annoying and uncomfortable.
9:18 they blurred out gay lmao
BoomerTechUSA
Erick O Ill cover pic
Yeah nice pic
@@jgfjgfify More like Generation X
@@jgfjgfify I simply just thought he was from generation x. Tbh he looks older than 37, but no hate towards him.
jgfjgfify that’s such a boomer thing to say
7:22 so shy did you censor ir :c
I believe it says "NiggasNropes" but not sure XD
You can't say crap on xbox, what a bunch of knobs
ChillPolecat83 was this comment written literally or figuratively
@@ConOtron809 b o t h
ChillPolecat83
So like literal doorknobs and figurative crap or figurative doorknobs and literal crap?
You obviously haven't been in a Mw2 Lobby on xbox360
Lmao I got suspended for calling someone a jerk hole over messages
Glad I never had a camera on my game console.
I got ps4 camera bettervthen xbox
@@user-zb6jy3zg9p he is talking about 360
Just for clarification, the Xbox Live dashboard was rated for everyone, and they really wanted to keep that rating so they were quick to react to anything slightly profane on profiles, since they can be accessed through the dashboard.
I loved being on the forums back in the day, there were many parents that threatened to sue, despite their child having made severe terms of service/use infractions.
It was a goldmine of fun.
Regarding the freedom of speech thing, people still think that it applies to things like RUclips or Facebook, so still today people need to have it explained to them and most don't seem to understand it, and they will just shout censorship and that they will sue because they have freedom of speech, when they get a ban for breaking the terms of service.
video starts at 2:07
Big family
Thanks
i remember "The Pro". Damn near every time someone was banned and he was the one reviewing their case it was hilarious
Damn
Farting is funny, I don't care who you are. You have my support BigFart77.
Best Wishes,
QueefLatina69
I got a life ban for a period of self sabotage from struggling with perfectionism for over a decade
But I'm sure I'll get _loads_ of helpful or supportive comments here
Either way; Remember that Microsoft have a commercial interest in separating you from your previous game purchases, no matter the reason or background.
My Condolences
ReviewComplaintsUSA
lol
I support this message.
i made a gamertag recently saying “BLICKYSTIFFY69” didn’t even get banned
How ironic the first person admin is "The Pro" Look up his past rage compilation on xbox lol
I think the reason for this being in my recommended feed is because I got suspended of getting triggered on PS4.
I guess the ban gave atleast something useful, had a great laugh knowing that worse people exist.
Parent:"Why was my son suspended until 9999"
Support:"Your son exposed himself litteraly......."
Parent:".......TIMMY YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!!!"
It was different times back then
Agreed back then you can basically say whatever you wanted and people wouldn't get butthurt.
Everything is so politically correct now... imagine if xbox support was run by feminists, you wouldn't even be able to look at anyone funny without getting an IP ban
@jvalex18 huh🤨🤨 last time I checked I wasn't getting com banned every 5 minutes on 360 lol.
Damn dat unokid is a legend 😂
Been banned so many time for saying rude words 😂 now we all just go on discord and play on the Xbox
Am I classed as a 13 y-o if I find these bio and stuff funny but in a “you’re an idiot” sort of way??
The fact these clowns are going around wasting their time policing people is a joke. Wow
They get paid for it
Lmao its their job
Damn in 360 I got suspended 1 time for having an inappropriate username and was apparently "offensive" well R.I.P *"LiquidRaisinsonyourface"*
"video documented evidence"
God I hope not... Chris Hansen is gonna have to make a house call to xbox support
😂
What were these dude bros thinking 😂
When I was 12 I had a bio that said something and then ‘I hope your dinner makes you explode’. A dumb way to get banned for 2 weeks but it was worth it
i got banned for saying hick
Oof
Frick
Imagine getting suspended from Xbox Live
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8:46
This guy has pretty much thought of every swear in the book.
Albeit he forgot some.
Richard why are you getting worked up over something that’s over 10 years old and that doesn’t affect you?
Adrien Petrella just cause it doesn’t affect you doesn’t mean you dont do anything about it
That juicy ad revenue
Because it's funny to see how stupid people on xbox live were back then
M¡d Kñ¡ght good point lol
I've seen many race based tags/psn's etc.. but nothing hit as hard as UrJustXpToMe. i've never felt so violated.
My friend got a ban for having 69 in his gamer tag always remember (Iliketo69)
I changed my gamertag and put 69 in it a year ago. I haven't been banned. I'm sorry for your loss.
Read the name again
My PSN is AbortedKneeGrow
Your friend was a legend
BusyBob 207
That tag is a sexual gesture, of course he got banned. DA.
*OMFG I CANT BREATHE, WHEEZING TOO HARD!* 🤣🤣🤣 This is WITHOUT A DOUBT the most hilariously accurate depiction of the grandmaster-level cringe you encounter as a member of the #XboxLive Community, & it still holds up to this day. *This more "light-hearted" vid made my day; I'd LOVE more content like this (when possible)!*
i remember playing with R3d L3g1on, wow im surprised i remembered one unsignificant gamertag out of tons of others
99.9% of the appeals are ridiculous. That said, has anyone actually paid attention to "WHO" XBOX now has running it's Enforcement Team? Like I said, 99.9% is just ridiculous users, but Microsoft has a responsibility that a " paid professional " be the one to make these decisions. We are walking a red-line when volunteers start suspending customers. Check out who now officially runs Twitter Support, or the process to get to someone official.
Lipton Tea damn that’s kinda fucked
@Lipton Tea Future? We have been there for 10 years or more.
Xbox enforcement. Nuff saif
@@jonguyton1 *said
Who remembers the pro abusing his power
I didn't know this was a thing till now, what did he do.
@@rugged2050 he went on a banning spree