DND The Unexpectables 96: Gazed and Confused

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 213

  • @stephenflint3640
    @stephenflint3640 5 лет назад +123

    32:25
    Thus begins the cackling mad laughter of men who have looked upon death, said "they went thattaway" and death went thattaway.

  • @novadselir1068
    @novadselir1068 5 лет назад +133

    When the abyss politely and awkwardly stares back at you.

  • @snikerz5886
    @snikerz5886 5 лет назад +98

    That borky and and gazer moment lol. *_And I looked at him, and he looked at me, and I looked at him! And he looked back at me!_*

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 4 года назад +1

      I’m legit thinking of a close up to eyes at that mental image

    • @yugilord716
      @yugilord716 3 года назад

      And he said what was that again?

  • @nes819
    @nes819 5 лет назад +76

    Spoiler
    I have a Beholder with memorieloss in my campaign. He is a registered adventurer going by the name of Bob Holder, so everytime he's at a event with anouncers got to present B. Holder. XD

  • @blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96
    @blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96 4 года назад +24

    2:20:32. This D&D series is a freaking improv cartoon and I am loving every moment of hilarious stuff like this.
    Stay hilarious, Taka, Zeto, Conner, Monty and GaijinGoombah! You guys are flipping awesome!

  • @Xinoz2
    @Xinoz2 5 лет назад +90

    2:13:37 is where Zito goes down the deep gaping hole and finds the consequences of his actions.

    • @gizmoduck4292
      @gizmoduck4292 5 лет назад +9

      You just made a parenting joke, but whether it was intentionally, the world may never know

    • @Xinoz2
      @Xinoz2 5 лет назад +10

      It wasn't intentional, I was trying to be as vague as possible while making it obvious to anyone who has seen that part.

    • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
      @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 4 года назад +1

      HELLO!

    • @Fusrodog
      @Fusrodog 4 года назад

      lewd joke lewd joke

  • @digunder14
    @digunder14 5 лет назад +29

    on the bright side, flumps are one of the few psionic beings in the underdark that is rather positive, they survive by feeding off of and eliminating the negative mental activity of other orginisms, basically they live by helping u feel better

    • @timbobagginzz
      @timbobagginzz 5 лет назад

      I really need a flump

    • @cryw1092
      @cryw1092 5 лет назад +7

      No wonder they thrive in the Underdark. Everything sucks there.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 года назад

      Is it possible to overfeed a flump?

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 2 года назад

      @@realdragon I mean everything is constantly miserable in the underdark so I imagine they are pretty used to it

  • @LEGOMANIAC419
    @LEGOMANIAC419 5 лет назад +68

    Taka:"OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOD!!!"
    Best reaction of the entire episode.

    • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
      @MrSHADOWANGEL999 5 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Joestar approved

    • @FromBeyondTheGrave1
      @FromBeyondTheGrave1 4 года назад

      @@MrSHADOWANGEL999 All the Crusaders look at you with disappointment, as Bloody Stream plays in the background.

  • @nikolaeflores4654
    @nikolaeflores4654 5 лет назад +45

    I'm with Connor on this one, I can't handle this episode. Too many hilariously dumb npcs between the beevis and butthead gazers and Jerry the flumph I'm frickin dying

  • @alias588
    @alias588 5 лет назад +12

    I loved the introduction bit with the Great Eyed One. Very well done Monty and crew! The back and forth there was top shelf humor.

  • @pixworld
    @pixworld 4 года назад +20

    The borky and gazer moment was just **borky: we are not the humanoids you are looking for. Gazer: ok**

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 5 лет назад +41

    After gazing into the confusion of the gauntlet, the Unexpectables say hello to a new civilization and learn that there is more then beauty is in the eye of the beholder

  • @reinvonpreuen1113
    @reinvonpreuen1113 5 лет назад +18

    2:09:55 is honestly one of the funniest moments of the campaign. I was at work and laughed extremely hard at that

  • @OMartinez91
    @OMartinez91 5 лет назад +50

    2:08:00 i imagined they did that JoJo group beatup on that gazer

    • @MrBluewolf77
      @MrBluewolf77 5 лет назад +5

      Oh good im not the only who thought that

    • @danhelsting6308
      @danhelsting6308 4 года назад +1

      "you beat it to death untill it dies."

  • @stephenflint3640
    @stephenflint3640 5 лет назад +7

    3:08:42 ; Fun Fact: all beholders are actually, literally, factually, CLINICALLY FUCKING INSANE. Nuttier than 1000 tons of squirrel shit, fruitier than the entire collective fruit section of all the known grocery stores of Earth, and so far around the bend that they've looped back and shared the tale with themselves from the past.

  • @skelyjack3899
    @skelyjack3899 5 лет назад +31

    Panic, you may want to pick up Leomund's Tiny Hut for you & the party. Ritual, 3rd level, 1 minute cast, 8 hr duration & Borky, Greckles & Task can still range attack from inside.

    • @pawemarzec5764
      @pawemarzec5764 4 года назад +1

      love those fortifications spells

    • @tepheris8138
      @tepheris8138 4 года назад

      Great spell until the DM busts out creatures with a Burrowing Speed. Which considering they were in the Underdark would be a relatively high number of monsters.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 5 лет назад +18

    31:37
    Is it bad that I just imagine this being like a dad who's caught their kid trying to sneak out of bed and just gives them the stern narrowed eyes and the silent "Go to your room" point?

  • @Fusrodog
    @Fusrodog 4 года назад +3

    This... this is my favorite episode. Not the backstory ones, not the time where borky beheads the stupid sun general, not the gnoll wedding, not even the rug who's got a knife... THIS is the best episode for me so far.

    • @tepheris8138
      @tepheris8138 3 года назад +2

      Do you still like this one more than more recent episodes, say 141 Kermit to Your God? I still love Gazed and Confused, but Kermit to Your God was great.

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 2 года назад

      My favorite are the festival episodes but this was amazing probably top 5 ( haven't seen past this yet ).

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 2 года назад

      Ya this is is still pretty good even when you've seen the whole series

  • @TheEditedOne
    @TheEditedOne 5 лет назад +24

    That's my secret, Panic. I'm always confused!

  • @Kaptnkey
    @Kaptnkey 3 года назад +4

    Borky: what if we skin it for parts, Task: “I know you’re playing me, but you’re right”

  • @danielloose6424
    @danielloose6424 5 лет назад +14

    That has got to be one of the only times getting a Natural 1 on a Stealth check was better than getting a Natural 20.

  • @confloashton3617
    @confloashton3617 5 лет назад +17

    Do you see yourselves able to survive divine judgement?
    Oathbreaker Paladin *Visible Concern*

  • @senaten9999
    @senaten9999 5 лет назад +13

    *Task with a fedora, tommy gun and Italian accent* "Where are the eyestalks Tony"

  • @forgetfuljade
    @forgetfuljade 4 года назад +3

    I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT BORKY WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE MONSTER COMING FOR THEM BECAUSE HE GOT BORED OF HIS ORIGINAL KILL

  • @onixrobot2031
    @onixrobot2031 5 лет назад +1

    Fun fact. Umber hulks gaze only has a distance of 30ft. So panic and task had time where they could not even be affected by the gaze.

  • @Baron_Wurst
    @Baron_Wurst 5 лет назад +19

    Calling it now. It's gonna be Pug behind all these doors.

    • @alias588
      @alias588 5 лет назад +1

      I think it would have to be something at least vaguely Orun-related, but that would certainly be hilarious.

    • @ScamMan93
      @ScamMan93 5 лет назад +3

      @@alias588 I saw episode 97 live, what's behind the door IS hilarious.

    • @Baron_Wurst
      @Baron_Wurst 5 лет назад +2

      @Nicholas Scammon Never would have expected that. Monty must have had a begrudging change of heart.

  • @dankmagician9311
    @dankmagician9311 3 года назад

    The animatic was what got me into the unexpectables and now I am proud to say I have fully watched the series up to this point
    You guys are amazing

  • @thegreypaladin2783
    @thegreypaladin2783 5 лет назад +4

    Calling it now, the person to judge them will be Crabius the mighty. I have not seen the next episode yet, but, c'mon, it's gotta be Crabius.

  • @Wristan
    @Wristan 5 лет назад +6

    Looking at the Umber Hulk's Confusing Gaze it's not vague on how it work. Basically it would only take affect "IF" the creature starts within 30 feet of it and can see Umber Hulks eye's. So when Greckles Started outside that 30 foot range then when he moves into in even if it was looking at him it wouldn't take affect, but if he stays within 30 feet on his next turn and it eye's was locked onto him then he would have to choose to advert his gaze.
    Anyway it was fine, the fight still went fine, but it would've worded it different. Instead of, "Starts it turn", the way it was being handle would've been worded, "Moves within." Of course Monty can rule however, but I was confused at how it seemed vague is all.

  • @zachbitner9391
    @zachbitner9391 5 лет назад +26

    #Unexpectables I love y'alls goofy stuff and Monty I love your Skys of Arcadia Streams and Zito also love the Tfs At the table and takahata101 your comedy is a killer Goomba I find you very entertaining and Destortion Devil What is your Favorite part of Skelligah. I think I spelt that right . And sorry for long comments also connor Sorry people Correct your Opinion.

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites 2 года назад +1

    Beholder are weak.
    The anti-magic cone also effects the eye rays.
    Have the entire party withing the cone and it can't attack.
    And if you are concentrating the spells return when the cone is off.
    Panic casting blindness will shut off its stalks but not the antimagic so if it turns off the main eye it's blind.
    Borky could just go ham while in the cone and task can shook from a distance.
    Grackles can throw his daggers.
    Beholder are easy to kill.

  • @snakegear4962
    @snakegear4962 5 лет назад +6

    Jerry is now the protector of my phone. He is my lock screen

  • @chad-anthonyboudreau2852
    @chad-anthonyboudreau2852 5 лет назад +25

    spoliers this is a fantasic episode and i really enjoyed it but i have to say this...
    JERRY THE FLUMPH LIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

    • @Masamune84
      @Masamune84 5 лет назад +5

      Jerry LIVES! *Stomp* *Stomp*

    • @tepheris8138
      @tepheris8138 Год назад

      Jerry Lives! Stomp Stomp

  • @patrickjohnson1649
    @patrickjohnson1649 5 лет назад +8

    *Unable to form words, Continues to Cry Laugh*

  • @crinna
    @crinna 5 лет назад +6

    Break ends at 1:52:01

  • @thomasrowlands6106
    @thomasrowlands6106 4 года назад +1

    top tier toad voice like he is now my favorite character besides borky

  • @thehellfirewolf13
    @thehellfirewolf13 3 года назад +1

    Every knowledgable D&D Player's reaction to interacting with every Beholder ever. 3:13:49

  • @No1ofgreatimportance
    @No1ofgreatimportance 4 года назад

    ....I had a Grandma in Corpus Christi Texas.....Even during the X-mas holidays, that place was HUMID.

  • @Daluna13
    @Daluna13 5 лет назад +5

    32:15 where Taka burns ALL his allotted karma

  • @GameHunterMaster
    @GameHunterMaster 5 лет назад +2

    Monty keeps getting Hunter's Mark wrong. Hunter's Mark activates on every hit. It's Colossus Slayer that only hits once.

  • @Spoofopolis
    @Spoofopolis 5 лет назад +3

    I already listened to the podcast version of this yesterday, I clicked just to rewatch the Gazer fight

  • @DigitalxGamer
    @DigitalxGamer 4 года назад +2

    I love how for the first two hours, I'm just sitting here like "Guys, literally any one of you, except maybe Panic, can one-round a single Gazer on your own" xD

  • @DownWithLogic
    @DownWithLogic 5 лет назад +3

    Those birthday punches were brutal. No wonder taka plays a barbarian

  • @CamiBearZ
    @CamiBearZ 4 года назад +1

    Flumf: He's crying!!
    Me dying of laughter: I'm crying!!

  • @zachbitner9391
    @zachbitner9391 5 лет назад +10

    Jerry Might be might favorite Flump..

  • @dejaypage1575
    @dejaypage1575 4 года назад +2

    Ya know I got this anime asthetic going on in my brain as I watch these...
    And when Jerry realized the lake thing, I imagine his stalks actually looking for gills before the anime sweat drop plus blank eyes set in

  • @starwarsnerd100
    @starwarsnerd100 5 лет назад +16

    For someone who has only seen a gazer once when it was someone's pet, Task sure is afraid of gazers . . .

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 5 лет назад +7

      Well he knows of Beholders and a Gazer is a tiny Beholder.

    • @starwarsnerd100
      @starwarsnerd100 5 лет назад +2

      @@DracoMagnius Monty said though that beholders weren't really known about

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 5 лет назад +3

      @@starwarsnerd100 She also told Task he's heard of them in a previous episode. Not much is known aside from most who encounter them end up dead.

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 5 лет назад +4

      He also wouldnt know that a gazer is a tint beholder though.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 5 лет назад

      @@joshlee7449 they look like tiny beholders it's not hard to believe he would realize that.

  • @thomasrowlands6106
    @thomasrowlands6106 4 года назад +2

    we desperately need art on borky or an animation of him just saying bob the beholder yep im out and walks away LMAO

  • @Bubbabob145
    @Bubbabob145 4 года назад +1

    I don't know if he mutes himself or what during other sessions, but this is one of the few episodes where we can hear Conner absolutely lose it.

  • @Chaos369Da1
    @Chaos369Da1 5 лет назад +5

    Jerry is the new Postacchio for Zeto. lol

  • @alpharabbit2353
    @alpharabbit2353 4 года назад +1

    Oh god... Bob is just Sybill Trelawney from Harry Potter

  • @Devijhonas1
    @Devijhonas1 5 лет назад +6

    15:58 I have seen the fanart..... I am a mix of ecstatic and terrified.

  • @RoyalGhost-27
    @RoyalGhost-27 3 года назад

    Omfg the beat down
    Do you have like a dial... lmao

  • @lowrider993
    @lowrider993 5 лет назад +2

    Amazing episode as always, nice callback to episode 21

  • @daltondoestheirbest
    @daltondoestheirbest 5 лет назад +6

    I thought Hunter's Mark proked with every weapon attack.

    • @tyberiuscarter5011
      @tyberiuscarter5011 5 лет назад +4

      It does for some reason Zito keeps forgetting that, sometimes he also forgets that it lasts an hr so he could keep it on something marked so he doesnt have too burn through all his slots

  • @thunderthebright8469
    @thunderthebright8469 5 лет назад +2

    7:25 I am dissapointed by the lack of ORAORAORAORAORAORA

  • @DrMDHyde
    @DrMDHyde 5 лет назад

    *A howl, a crack, the world spins. We descend tens of thousands of feet to find our heroes, tired, beaten to shit(mainly Borky), and brimming with thoughts of home, our friends set out to kill, beat, break, and maybe fuck(Panic), their way out of this Oran forsaken hole!*
    Also find Panic’s mom!

  • @williamharber7648
    @williamharber7648 4 года назад +3

    Monty: it may not be a good idea to tell this to Solly right now.
    Party: ok
    Zito: *immediately and deliberately does the thing*
    Also Zito: “why do bad things happen to me all the time?”

  • @joefenwick-scott3807
    @joefenwick-scott3807 5 лет назад +1

    as great as this series has continued to be, im still sat here waiting for S-Series part two xD

  • @EverlastingEclipse
    @EverlastingEclipse 5 лет назад +2

    Interesting story
    One of my characters had Armor that was upgraded with Umber Hulk chitin

  • @926jps
    @926jps 5 лет назад +8

    57:20 Zito, please read your own abilities. Hunter's mark specifically says it adds 1d6 to every attack. Sorry, but players asking their DMs for clarification instead of reading the abilities for themselves is one of my big pet peeves.

  • @madwombat7762
    @madwombat7762 5 лет назад +1

    when zito complains of being hairy, please dude im so fuzzy i make a gorilla look like a ken doll

  • @lighting2374
    @lighting2374 5 лет назад +6

    The unexpectables: your early
    Me: I missed ya

  • @Yaboyazrael
    @Yaboyazrael 5 лет назад +5

    *screams in gazer*

  • @Irai1337
    @Irai1337 5 лет назад +2

    Real Start Time 15:57

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch 4 года назад +1

    This is the best episode

  • @suikofan
    @suikofan 5 лет назад

    The voice the little hat so much about Jerry reminds me of Bienfu.

  • @asheronwindspear552
    @asheronwindspear552 3 года назад

    This is the first episode I see the resemblance Monty has with Taka.

  • @thunderheadedanno3434
    @thunderheadedanno3434 4 года назад +1

    Easily the funniest episode so far

  • @OtakuOfTrades
    @OtakuOfTrades 5 лет назад +1

    Am i the only one who heard gentle breeze from trauma center 2 while borky and the gazer were looking at each other.

  • @sgtpaw03
    @sgtpaw03 5 лет назад +2

    Thanks for the post, I’ll see y’all tomorrow love on twitch! ~ SgtPaw03

  • @digunder14
    @digunder14 5 лет назад +1

    lol, a few episodes ago finding neogi they should have seen the umberhulk coming

  • @Renee11123
    @Renee11123 5 лет назад +1

    Jerry! Hello! Gosh I'm so happy and laughing so hard right now I can't breathe 😂

  • @emeraldmaster5388
    @emeraldmaster5388 4 года назад

    I know the official artwork for an umbra hulk (probably spelled wrong sorry) And this is going to sound weird but they’re adorable and if I had the chance I would try to adopt one as a pet in a DND campaign

  • @filipecosta1232
    @filipecosta1232 4 года назад +1

    Start Time is 15:59

  • @VinceGD423
    @VinceGD423 5 лет назад +3

    God, I can’t stop laughing

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 5 лет назад +8

    Start 15:57

  • @Taulbs
    @Taulbs 5 лет назад +1

    Man this episode has *eyes for days*

  • @rexxusprimus
    @rexxusprimus 5 лет назад +1

    It's pronounced eye-core. So says the Troupple King!

  • @forgetfuljade
    @forgetfuljade 4 года назад

    Came hear from the podcast to see Bob art work. Nothing but nightmare fuel
    EDIT: Instant regret for those wondering

  • @russdarracott395
    @russdarracott395 4 года назад +1

    It Tastes like gristled chuckles.

  • @samjones7424
    @samjones7424 5 лет назад +5

    Starts at 16:00 guys!

  • @CaffieKuriboh
    @CaffieKuriboh 5 лет назад +1

    Happy Birthday Taka!

  • @CallieBlader
    @CallieBlader 5 лет назад +1

    wait, what campaign is zito playing in where he's a magic user? is it streamed/uploaded on yt?

  • @princevegeta4313
    @princevegeta4313 4 года назад +1

    Jerry reminds me of Chromagil

  • @Dracossaint
    @Dracossaint 4 года назад

    58:09 basically how my second trip to nyc went.

  • @SageDarkwind
    @SageDarkwind 4 года назад

    Borky: "BORKY CHOP!!!"

  • @tepheris8138
    @tepheris8138 4 года назад

    Happy birthday, roll damage.

  • @blaz3r77
    @blaz3r77 5 лет назад

    as someone named Robert, I feel called out

  • @wesleybradshaw2609
    @wesleybradshaw2609 5 лет назад +1

    I imagine the (GEO) sounding like that cross-dressing crab-clawed dude from the powerpuff girls...

    • @Boom-fs2ny
      @Boom-fs2ny 5 лет назад

      *GEO (Great Eyed One)

    • @Nitro89
      @Nitro89 3 года назад

      You mean HIM

  • @MedatonOrtano
    @MedatonOrtano 5 лет назад

    God I love this series.

  • @barondragonborn4860
    @barondragonborn4860 4 года назад

    Dumbest Gazer Ever = Funniest Gazer Ever

  • @gizmoduck4292
    @gizmoduck4292 5 лет назад +2

    You think you're ready... but ya not

  • @Lastlasagna
    @Lastlasagna 5 лет назад +1

    10:13 Don't give Monty ideas!

  • @MMDelta9
    @MMDelta9 5 лет назад +2

    Somebody tell Snake there are no correct opinions on twitter.

  • @josephbaker8135
    @josephbaker8135 5 лет назад +3

    4k views not even 300 likes.....
    I'm not mad
    Just disappointed

  • @nicholasvarne9755
    @nicholasvarne9755 5 лет назад +1

    happy birthday taka

  • @renasmurakkojiraines5422
    @renasmurakkojiraines5422 5 лет назад +1

    Happy birthday goof

  • @loganhunter2119
    @loganhunter2119 5 лет назад +2

    Zito what other campaign you in...and is it on RUclips?

    • @pockets8548
      @pockets8548 5 лет назад +1

      I know he is the dm on the tfs channel

    • @Vexshira
      @Vexshira 5 лет назад

      He is also a player in a campaign that’s only on twitch. Forget the name. I’m never able to catch streams

    • @zero-yi6ko
      @zero-yi6ko 5 лет назад +1

      @@Vexshira if you remember please tell me

    • @raygc1
      @raygc1 5 лет назад

      @@zero-yi6ko He is a player in D6 Dawn Rite, a possum wizard, and he's the DM for TFS at the table

  • @sardustdragon87
    @sardustdragon87 5 лет назад +3

    I love you jerry