LONGEST Cyanide & Happiness Compilation 2017 (#1 - #9)

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  • @imnotgaybut1797
    @imnotgaybut1797 5 лет назад +1481

    This video is 2 hours long and still has less ads than a morgz video

  • @Elaine-fv7oj
    @Elaine-fv7oj 4 года назад +223

    kid: crying because dog was put down
    subtitles: [Laughter]

  • @sarahmupenda
    @sarahmupenda 4 года назад +1175

    Dark humor is like clean water.Not everyone gets it.

    • @Hartman_7
      @Hartman_7 4 года назад +58

      Dark Humor is like a healthy baby, not everyone gets one.

    • @beachgirl445
      @beachgirl445 4 года назад +11

      it's not even that dark

    • @sarahmupenda
      @sarahmupenda 4 года назад +10

      @Fatbich: hi my nan is dead

    • @pixie362
      @pixie362 4 года назад +5

      😤🤣 tru

    • @mia9497
      @mia9497 4 года назад +2

      Main acc ount k35b that’s too far...

  • @zacherypines9872
    @zacherypines9872 5 лет назад +1372

    I just realized- how did he get the X-box in the pony in the first place.

    • @zionjohnson8784
      @zionjohnson8784 5 лет назад +71

      ... through the back ...X_×

    • @Axeqr
      @Axeqr 5 лет назад +40

      @@zionjohnson8784 T H A T S DI S GU S T A N G

    • @zionjohnson8784
      @zionjohnson8784 5 лет назад +23

      @@Axeqr do you have any answers? #_*

    • @plippy3717
      @plippy3717 5 лет назад +26

      An incision here and an incision there

    • @zionjohnson8784
      @zionjohnson8784 5 лет назад +5

      @@plippy3717 okayy

  • @ang3lface.777
    @ang3lface.777 5 лет назад +396

    *Runs through the wall in car*
    *Runs man over*
    *Screams*
    "OH SHIT I FORGOT THE ICE"
    *Gets back in car and zooms out the wall*

  • @isabellalimestoll1491
    @isabellalimestoll1491 4 года назад +275

    Wow I just wasted 2 hours of my life on the funniest thing ever.

    • @gmoney2829
      @gmoney2829 4 года назад +16

      then it hasn't been wasted

    • @spitfilledballoon
      @spitfilledballoon 4 года назад +4

      Yeah 3 hours later and it 2:30 am....

    • @bash2334
      @bash2334 4 года назад

      @Randomhobo369 im pickle rick

    • @MetalheadDewDrinkerDude
      @MetalheadDewDrinkerDude 4 года назад +2

      Wasted?

    • @sharksyustered808
      @sharksyustered808 4 года назад +2

      Randombobo369 it goes like “ it’s exactly that Makoto, he turns himself into a pickle, and calls himself pickle rick. Has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

  • @1stpaperdragon740
    @1stpaperdragon740 5 лет назад +2415

    Ahhh yes I remember when I had to kill my first pony on my tenth birthday.

    • @S0dif
      @S0dif 5 лет назад +17

      dragonrushruler not even close to funny

    • @humorriddled432
      @humorriddled432  5 лет назад +81

      Jonah Simmons it’s hilarious

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 лет назад +41

      I think everyone remembers that it is basically a right of passage for and 10 year old on earth...

    • @willowrainn2642
      @willowrainn2642 5 лет назад +6

      It's not hilarious it's not funny and it's not entertaining, sorry I don't mean to be rude.

    • @avp1874
      @avp1874 5 лет назад +7

      @@ethanbmx3672 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN?!

  • @eoinschell4721
    @eoinschell4721 5 лет назад +350

    cyanide and happiness is the adult version of asdf
    change my mind

  • @jct0072
    @jct0072 4 года назад +41

    2017:: not recommended
    2018:: not recommended
    2019:: still not recommended
    2020:: recommended.

  • @renequeen3404
    @renequeen3404 5 лет назад +189

    6:22 this may be the reason ur here, like if you get the conversation.

    • @lettuce3696
      @lettuce3696 5 лет назад

      I get it

    • @marisabaiz4652
      @marisabaiz4652 5 лет назад +1

      Cause it's the thumb nail

    • @poligaun786
      @poligaun786 4 года назад +3

      “deep”
      “coming”
      “do it”

    • @pixie362
      @pixie362 4 года назад

      @@poligaun786 "I'm so ready"

    • @iheartsleepy
      @iheartsleepy 4 года назад

      I’m not pressing it because I’m at 45:56 and I’m not gonna go back to that spot

  • @theweirdos1534
    @theweirdos1534 5 лет назад +578

    The ham is in the sandwich
    I repeat: the ham is in the sandwich

    • @kashiffritz5831
      @kashiffritz5831 5 лет назад +3

      that's what she said

    • @bebo7900
      @bebo7900 5 лет назад

      @@kashiffritz5831 lol

    • @coffindancemember1472
      @coffindancemember1472 5 лет назад +2

      That's what she said ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴

    • @awisintaro
      @awisintaro 5 лет назад

      333 likes 3 replies

    • @z0mbi3fy
      @z0mbi3fy 4 года назад +1

      Thats what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) xD

  • @wandiii9725
    @wandiii9725 4 года назад +54

    This is what you watch after you've finished a horror movie by yourself😂

  • @tazerwave8745
    @tazerwave8745 6 лет назад +165

    And kids, this is why Opposite Day only exsists in SpongeBob.

  • @sivaamanu
    @sivaamanu 5 лет назад +213

    Are we gonna talk about the pregnancy one??

  • @iibee5220
    @iibee5220 5 лет назад +96

    2017: not recommended
    2018: not recommended
    2019:lOnGeSt CyAnIdE & hApPiNeSs CoMpIlAtIoN

  • @soadlover21
    @soadlover21 7 лет назад +530

    honestly this needs to be on [Adult swim]

    • @Theyluvv.A
      @Theyluvv.A 6 лет назад +5

      FREDDEH Have It on [Adult Swim] and replace It with "Pop Toons Epic"

    • @sessycruz6985
      @sessycruz6985 6 лет назад +2

      FREDDEH omg so tru

    • @brady1806
      @brady1806 6 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @nixyx1375
      @nixyx1375 6 лет назад +1

      FREDDEH YES IT DOES

    • @_InTheCosmos_
      @_InTheCosmos_ 6 лет назад +1

      I would watch AS if they did

  • @Jaytheglasswizard
    @Jaytheglasswizard 5 лет назад +243

    F in the chat for sad larry :( like for one day larry will find love and happiness

  • @getplayed9806
    @getplayed9806 4 года назад +43

    00:08-01:20
    Birthday boy
    01:44-02:05
    The dairy isle
    02:17-03:43
    Flight safety
    03:44-05:53
    The rope
    05:55-07:23
    Big sausage pizza
    07:24-08:10
    Fitness buff
    08:38-10:11
    Sinking ship
    10:24-11:55
    Pregnancy
    12:08-13:38
    The divorce
    13:51-14:11
    The duet
    14:28-14:53
    Pinocchio
    15:05-18:02
    Junk mail

    • @jacobaltredes7384
      @jacobaltredes7384 4 года назад +3

      18:20 - 19:48
      The Interrogation
      19:58 - 24:06
      Drunk
      24:12 - 24:34
      Surgery

    • @bottle3124
      @bottle3124 Год назад +2

      00:00 - 2:47:49
      Compilation

  • @AshutoshSingh-to9vx
    @AshutoshSingh-to9vx 5 лет назад +122

    Doctor : you have only 2 hours 47 minutes 49 seconds to live.
    Me : plays this video

  • @bridgetnicole4060
    @bridgetnicole4060 7 лет назад +263

    If Cyanide And Happiness made a movie about sad larry, I would totally watch it. 😢😍

  • @arcticfox5379
    @arcticfox5379 4 года назад +80

    HE DROPPED THE SOAP
    I REPEAT
    HE DROPPED THE SOAP

  • @noncuber6167
    @noncuber6167 5 лет назад +173

    13:05 lock at the kids shirt

  • @adamsfamily9130
    @adamsfamily9130 5 лет назад +473

    2:12:33
    Bottom left corner
    That's all i have to say

  • @urfavjunebug
    @urfavjunebug 4 года назад +54

    5:55
    I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at the ending.. her face of *HORROR* omg 😂

  • @vilmamagcanta1721
    @vilmamagcanta1721 6 лет назад +561

    R.I.P pony 1 like 1 pony alive

    • @GreenYoshi-cl9dc
      @GreenYoshi-cl9dc 5 лет назад +3

      😈

    • @folderfolderson7042
      @folderfolderson7042 5 лет назад +3

      There is only one pony not seventy one how can one pony have seventy one souls it’s a grim reaper?

    • @mistianderson1752
      @mistianderson1752 5 лет назад +3

      Poor pony

    • @SeekersTrio
      @SeekersTrio 5 лет назад +2

      PONYYYYYYY NOOO! XD I CRIED WHEN I WATCHED DAT BOI

    • @minyu613
      @minyu613 5 лет назад +2

      Stab the pony, no blow up the pony

  • @bracefaceyami7266
    @bracefaceyami7266 7 лет назад +67

    I think the junk mail one is my favorite😂😂😂

  • @frostbittenlove8851
    @frostbittenlove8851 4 года назад +44

    11:27 the doctor when rose quartz give birth to Steven Universe

  • @blixblox-left
    @blixblox-left 7 лет назад +625

    I always feel bad bout the sad larry ones :(

  • @oyunchimegtserendorj4183
    @oyunchimegtserendorj4183 5 лет назад +154

    Humer Riddles: ha I mad the longist Cyanide Happiness compilation.
    Someone makes a compilation of 2:47:50 compilation

    • @shizuuu.
      @shizuuu. 5 лет назад +2

      What

    • @zanda2274
      @zanda2274 5 лет назад

      Made

    • @graqews
      @graqews 5 лет назад +4

      He’s saying that someone could make a complication a second over

    • @lakenwhiz9405
      @lakenwhiz9405 5 лет назад +3

      @Liam Dysart r/whoosh

    • @lakenwhiz9405
      @lakenwhiz9405 5 лет назад

      @Liam Dysart K edge lord

  • @grayterminal232
    @grayterminal232 4 года назад +14

    I love how these are better compiled then the actual compilations.

  • @w0ah
    @w0ah 5 лет назад +91

    Her: HOWARD!!! WTF!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!
    Howard: *me toooooooo*

  • @drfidelis558
    @drfidelis558 5 лет назад +64

    22:06 when your homie brings a random person into the group chat

  • @shannonh4996
    @shannonh4996 5 лет назад +40

    Doctor:you have 2 hours to live
    Me:watches this

    • @yoadm3693
      @yoadm3693 4 года назад +2

      And you still wouldn't end it

    • @redbandit1339
      @redbandit1339 4 года назад

      @@yoadm3693 yeah

    • @mango_squad600
      @mango_squad600 3 года назад

      This is three hours long so you wouldn’t finish it

  • @noyamanu1242
    @noyamanu1242 7 лет назад +846

    I am slightly disappointed in myself for watching the whole thing.

  • @babyedits2004
    @babyedits2004 7 лет назад +43

    It took me 2 hours, 47 minutes and 49 seconds to finish.

  • @nataliedenning4511
    @nataliedenning4511 5 лет назад +37

    I told my mum I was watching a video for homework but I actually watched this

    • @4ng3l86
      @4ng3l86 4 года назад

      lol I do that too 😂

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 4 года назад +1

      Let’s hope it was sex ed so that rods thick pizza was somewhat educational

    • @erincrooke7202
      @erincrooke7202 4 года назад

      Amateurs.

  • @angelacook4645
    @angelacook4645 6 лет назад +20

    i wanna hug sad Larry so bad because i know his pain and he's my favorite in this

  • @mackenziedorme56
    @mackenziedorme56 7 лет назад +808

    How did u get that x box inside the fricken pony

  • @nishapimplepoop293
    @nishapimplepoop293 4 года назад +13

    Imma put this on my watch list even though I just finished watching it, so I can keep watching this

  • @nonexistant4260
    @nonexistant4260 5 лет назад +42

    HOW DO THEY GET MORE RANDOM AND DARK AS TIME GOES ON

  • @panpan_theredpanda18
    @panpan_theredpanda18 7 лет назад +52

    'Big Sausage Pizza' kinda threw my off tho 😂😂

    • @Theyluvv.A
      @Theyluvv.A 6 лет назад

      XxHiraite _RobynxX it threw your hand off.

    • @troysheets9050
      @troysheets9050 6 лет назад

      XxHiraite _RobynxX OMG me too

    • @w0ah
      @w0ah 5 лет назад

      Lexi Is my Public name. Lmao

  • @imokayiswear.
    @imokayiswear. 4 года назад +17

    I did it. I watched every single second of this

  • @isiscollier4814
    @isiscollier4814 5 лет назад +34

    did you see that translation in suzie's eyes at 29:32

  • @LorshZontek
    @LorshZontek 7 лет назад +39

    Thanks it's hard to find a long ass cyinide and happiness compilation

  • @lawl_4llie
    @lawl_4llie Год назад +2

    The one about the tortoise and the hare is accurate. Tortoises can live to about 150 years, while rabbits live around 1-5 years.

  • @itstrin2
    @itstrin2 7 лет назад +67

    Speed racist was funny 😂 he kept talking about he was dying but didn't die lol

    • @lazarusisback
      @lazarusisback 7 лет назад

      Xx TRINITYXX u go on roblox

    • @jadeansley2112
      @jadeansley2112 6 лет назад

      ii omqTrinii yeah

    • @Guccicurry
      @Guccicurry 6 лет назад

      yea no shit

    • @chimchim3870
      @chimchim3870 6 лет назад

      😂

    • @shadowproductions969
      @shadowproductions969 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of Will Farrell's character from Austin Powers, always dying offscreen and the camera just focusing on their reactions to him screaming.

  • @jessmarshall451
    @jessmarshall451 5 лет назад +11

    The Vending Machine one... So stupid it was hilarious. I'm pretty sure I woke up the neighbours laughing. Thanks....

  • @Bluecheese2142
    @Bluecheese2142 4 года назад +13

    They missed the opportunity to say “Shark rad is your shark dad.”

  • @classicstormtrooper9590
    @classicstormtrooper9590 7 лет назад +49

    Sad larry makes me sad.

  • @hellhunter2906
    @hellhunter2906 6 лет назад +58

    The first one was dark

    • @user-jt3jk5co2c
      @user-jt3jk5co2c 5 лет назад +2

      I already forgot the first one

    • @simdude1001
      @simdude1001 5 лет назад +3

      All of them are dark

    • @smatzuu
      @smatzuu 5 лет назад

      Hellhunter290 no cause at least he got an Xbox

  • @n00b1x
    @n00b1x 4 года назад +8

    Mom: go sleep, school tomorrow
    Me: one film.
    Mom: ok
    One film:

  • @stuffforpeeps3206
    @stuffforpeeps3206 7 лет назад +181

    This took me 5 days to watch

  • @frenchfries19
    @frenchfries19 5 лет назад +23

    13:35 when my teacher give me a second test

    • @kringewithak2209
      @kringewithak2209 5 лет назад

      Yep I sure hate it when I get over TWO tests in a school year.

  • @tsepanglone8931
    @tsepanglone8931 5 лет назад +14

    This is what I watch instead of sleeping. 😈😈😈

  • @lakencanup9105
    @lakencanup9105 7 лет назад +79

    "I wanna be a real doll!"
    "Drills hole in butt"

    • @villager5310
      @villager5310 6 лет назад +5

      Mihstakes real dolls are a brand of sex dolls

    • @bladeiron
      @bladeiron 5 лет назад

      @doge fm Stop repeating yourself lol

    • @skupz
      @skupz 5 лет назад

      And makes him a girl

  • @dogstv226
    @dogstv226 7 лет назад +31

    35:00 i am hungry after this.
    36:00 i. Am DIEING after this

  • @rochambeau7197
    @rochambeau7197 4 года назад +12

    I just noticed I sat down and watched an hour of this
    AND IM GONNA DO IT AGAIN

  • @aynyal8313
    @aynyal8313 6 лет назад +40

    30:51 is my favourite

    • @spector7029
      @spector7029 5 лет назад

      ay Nyal lol same

    • @bclt4705
      @bclt4705 5 лет назад +1

      And that’s how I lost all this weight

  • @finnysgaming6544
    @finnysgaming6544 5 лет назад +42

    Who here looked in the description for the F bomb

  • @lolitaloverxox2979
    @lolitaloverxox2979 4 года назад +7

    57:10 a hare lifespan is 1-5 years and a tortoise lifespan is 80-120 years

  • @danielramsey5221
    @danielramsey5221 7 лет назад +97

    Sad Larry Christmas nearly made me cry

  • @KingYurbi
    @KingYurbi 6 лет назад +103

    1:03:30 ohh shitttt...
    I forgot the ice...
    Ahhhhh

  • @schandler7536
    @schandler7536 5 лет назад +43

    Who actually watched all of it like me

  • @cassiebaird4005
    @cassiebaird4005 5 лет назад +75

    RIP Ted bear
    Fell into his
    own trap

  • @cj_andrj_ballersloadholt7126
    @cj_andrj_ballersloadholt7126 7 лет назад +19

    make one when harry has his face back

  • @mr.random3337
    @mr.random3337 5 лет назад +24

    Anyone else notice that her black eye when from left to right then back again?
    29:32

    • @ΒασίληςΚοκουσούλας
      @ΒασίληςΚοκουσούλας 5 лет назад +1

      2 questions, why did I read your comment? And how the fuck you noticed that?

    • @mr.random3337
      @mr.random3337 5 лет назад +1

      @@ΒασίληςΚοκουσούλας good eye sight I guess🤓

    • @Alethiometer
      @Alethiometer 4 года назад

      What scares the hell out of me is that you noticed that, I swear this quarantine is causing insanity

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 4 года назад

      Once you see it you can’t unsee it

    • @lafemmeenmarron830
      @lafemmeenmarron830 4 года назад

      Alethiometer That was 7 months ago. There was no quarantine.

  • @abbymcdowall4907
    @abbymcdowall4907 7 лет назад +30

    WTF the first one is really sad😞

  • @babbit09
    @babbit09 5 лет назад +143

    And of course you put in an intro to push it over 10 minutes

    • @Thyme2Listen
      @Thyme2Listen 5 лет назад +8

      The intro was 6 seconds long geez dude chill

    • @simbagamer4855
      @simbagamer4855 5 лет назад +13

      Advice With A r/whooosh

    • @gAdJeeCuv
      @gAdJeeCuv 5 лет назад +8

      @@Thyme2Listen r/wooosh

    • @gAdJeeCuv
      @gAdJeeCuv 5 лет назад +2

      @@simbagamer4855 ikr

    • @Thyme2Listen
      @Thyme2Listen 5 лет назад +1

      @@iHeartFeministss yeah I know

  • @julianpolanco9450
    @julianpolanco9450 5 лет назад +60

    “I don’t appreciate you referring to me as a sis gender human male... I’m a pyro Fox”

  • @mehere219
    @mehere219 6 лет назад +6

    1:21:50
    “Saturn!Not safe. Ur*nus!Not safe”
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tammymorales8538
    @tammymorales8538 7 лет назад +38

    what the hell just happened

    • @lilliank366
      @lilliank366 6 лет назад +1

      Tammy Morales no one knows

    • @AmbientWarrior
      @AmbientWarrior 6 лет назад

      If you don't ask this question at the end, it ain't Cyanide and Happiness

  • @themysticnebulae911
    @themysticnebulae911 3 года назад +3

    1:03 the thing that amazes me most about this video is how extremely clean that knife is after he took it out of the cake

  • @luviedovester600
    @luviedovester600 5 лет назад +19

    Oh my god the room on the left D:

  • @dolanduck2318
    @dolanduck2318 7 лет назад +31

    this took me two days to watch

  • @decentdude6351
    @decentdude6351 4 года назад +3

    "Drunk" was some very deep shit😉 New fan here

  • @subscribersWithnovideos-lh2fk
    @subscribersWithnovideos-lh2fk 5 лет назад +11

    “Harsh”
    -Chad

  • @evemorales3177
    @evemorales3177 7 лет назад +193

    at 1:58:08 to 2:00:30
    the like you are is the number you are and if you are agent seven you get a shout out

  • @bradynurfer3565
    @bradynurfer3565 4 года назад +3

    love the fact that you used actual ww2 footage another way of preserving world history

  • @korbloxcrew6989
    @korbloxcrew6989 5 лет назад +9

    There are a lot of things that need logical explanations

  • @Naomi-qu1ry
    @Naomi-qu1ry 5 лет назад +27

    Who else feels really bad for Larry🙁

  • @mcmoistyboi4662
    @mcmoistyboi4662 5 лет назад +4

    I cant be the only one who has seen 92% of these?

  • @CharlieBila
    @CharlieBila 5 лет назад +7

    I can't believe I watched all of this in one day.

    • @wizardofthevalley4767
      @wizardofthevalley4767 5 лет назад

      Not that surprising, there’s a number of movies that are longer than 3 hours

  • @alexrollingstone8163
    @alexrollingstone8163 7 лет назад +112

    Never understood the one where a doctor helps give birth but then the mother disappears.

  • @islas5625
    @islas5625 4 года назад +4

    I like how I'm almost every single guy or boy in these compilations are bald

  • @keronikal7334
    @keronikal7334 6 лет назад +8

    2:36 I swear to god that sounds like the 911 lady you call in GTA 4

  • @lmb_nexus3158
    @lmb_nexus3158 5 лет назад +7

    I hate it when I get kidnapped while trying to get the freshest milk.

  • @imthehappyemo3012
    @imthehappyemo3012 4 года назад +4

    No one:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Kid: *Stabs open horse to get to an off-brand Xbox*

    • @chaddhaji1407
      @chaddhaji1407 4 года назад

      He stabbed for poisoned cake antidote

  • @julianebug8409
    @julianebug8409 5 лет назад +5

    1:57:53 that’s what the little sibling does when their sibling doesn’t laugh at their joke lmao

  • @meghan4327
    @meghan4327 7 лет назад +8

    "its certainly not your blood everywhere!!" LMAO

  • @proudmomma7031
    @proudmomma7031 4 года назад +2

    On the pregnancy one I was just sitting down on my couch and I looked up at the tv and there was a pregnancy scene.

  • @Carphe
    @Carphe 5 лет назад +20

    Im an hour and 26 mins through
    Im watching in parts

  • @arwensutton4201
    @arwensutton4201 7 лет назад +25

    who Les cry when they put the dog down

    • @batwolf9855
      @batwolf9855 6 лет назад

      I was actually about to say there's a reason it's not called cyanide and HAPPINESS but then I had to stop myself

  • @R-E-D-R-A-W-N
    @R-E-D-R-A-W-N 3 года назад +1

    I can’t believe I spent almost 3 hours of my life watching the most funniest things ever

  • @vertix8394
    @vertix8394 5 лет назад +142

    2
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    9
    ?

  • @sophiaandberlin6854
    @sophiaandberlin6854 7 лет назад +7

    I watched this all day

  • @salmonellq2981
    @salmonellq2981 4 года назад +4

    In love with whoever voiced the curious snail. Dat voice

    • @akumaikari1830
      @akumaikari1830 3 года назад +1

      so that's what it would be like to be a man

  • @sansundertale3538
    @sansundertale3538 5 лет назад +18

    14:00 if only that was the way life worked

  • @atallchild6750
    @atallchild6750 5 лет назад +27

    Let’s just.. watch this weirdness
    Cause... why not

  • @iwishiwaspercy6756
    @iwishiwaspercy6756 4 года назад +2

    I like how im an hour and 37 minutes in and still havent gotten an ad

  • @changtherapper8505
    @changtherapper8505 6 лет назад +9

    Bruh I was laughing to death at 2:38:04 bc of when they were showing there problems from each other, but then at the end is got a little sad, lol