When its your first time playing Mario Kart and your "friends" don't help you, but bully you instead

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Mario Kart Funny but with a sad undertone Moments
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  • @lemnajcavite
    @lemnajcavite 5 лет назад +2988

    *John in his first day of Mario Kart*
    Gets bullied
    *John in his 100th day of Mario Kart*
    Becomes the bully God of shade

    • @charliebear2048
      @charliebear2048 5 лет назад +41

      I will be there on that day, with a bottle of champagne

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 5 лет назад +10

      maybe it would be his 365th day?

    • @Oney105
      @Oney105 5 лет назад +3

      No his 1000th day

    • @dammbenderisgreat
      @dammbenderisgreat 5 лет назад

      666 likes

    • @jacker6766
      @jacker6766 5 лет назад +1

      it was at this point he learned how to smuggle last place items to first place

  • @silverblack9286
    @silverblack9286 5 лет назад +605

    6:29 everyone else freaking out while Kryoz just calmly drives up and goes "Dammit" when he loses makes it more funnier than it was

    • @novatvt8587
      @novatvt8587 4 года назад +2

      That one kids mic be like

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 5 лет назад +2712

    the title is the story of my life

  • @uvbe
    @uvbe 5 лет назад +521

    11:30 "I'm commiting sudoku"
    When you wanna die but not really

    • @TonyTonez91
      @TonyTonez91 4 года назад +6

      Im Lord Guille and actually just wanna play a math game lol

    • @Xplicid
      @Xplicid 4 года назад +5

      Seppuku is a how a Japanese samurai commits suicide with a dagger in ze stomach. Seppuku, sudoku .... Close enough

  • @gaberichardson2943
    @gaberichardson2943 5 лет назад +810

    Round of applause for Kryoz for trying.

    • @Will-pl4tp
      @Will-pl4tp 5 лет назад +7

      And round of applause for him beating fourzer0

    • @pannnella
      @pannnella 4 года назад +2

      Wait he was trying?

    • @gaberichardson2943
      @gaberichardson2943 4 года назад +6

      @@pannnella to go through a whole race without rage quitting.

    • @pannnella
      @pannnella 4 года назад +2

      Gabe Richardson oh ty ok

  • @PlasmaStorm24
    @PlasmaStorm24 5 лет назад +1294

    9:25 Damn Kryoz lol

  • @joedonovan3356
    @joedonovan3356 5 лет назад +792

    Don't worry Kryoz. There's no way you can get any worse

  • @mlgslayer6997
    @mlgslayer6997 5 лет назад +441

    6:29 my favorite sound
    Also nice mic...

    • @takrequiem5706
      @takrequiem5706 5 лет назад +4

      Scotty realize that his girlfriend is pregnant

    • @taylah3355
      @taylah3355 5 лет назад +3

      I think I may or may not be deaf
      I have headphones on aswell

    • @BubbaWigglytuff
      @BubbaWigglytuff 3 года назад

      9:28 is my favorite sound

  • @soggytoes8970
    @soggytoes8970 5 лет назад +842

    Is it even friendship if you don't get bullied playing this game

  • @emya3682
    @emya3682 5 лет назад +725

    In case you plan on playing this again, here are some tips:
    -When you’re jumping, do stunts (it helps to boost your speed once you land)
    -Coins/Gems increase your speed so rack it up 🤪 (I think u kinda figured that out tho)
    -Try short cuts w/ mushrooms (once you’re used to the maps)
    -And oh pay attention to the turn signals so u can drift sooner 😂
    Edit: *I forgot to say to NEVER PICK BIKES*

    • @littlekookamoo
      @littlekookamoo 5 лет назад +76

      Sorry, but you spelled Karts wrong. Bikes are the only option friend.

    • @cptcarrot5455
      @cptcarrot5455 5 лет назад +53

      Always pick bikes, they are faster, and if you have brains of an average person, you can control it

    • @emya3682
      @emya3682 5 лет назад +5

      CaptainCarrot 54 then I guess his friends don’t have the brains of an average person 🤷🏾‍♀️ they always pick karts lol

    • @romandesciscio2103
      @romandesciscio2103 5 лет назад +10

      @@cptcarrot5455 Bikes are faster in Mario Kart Wii, in Deluxe, karts are dominant

    • @MimiCupcakeDean
      @MimiCupcakeDean 5 лет назад +3

      drifting is SUPER COOL you guys it's really neat it's this thing that helps you with turns without you falling off the fucking map and it's really brilliant you guys you should try it out sometime man it'll help you probably maybe ehhhh i dont know but it's super cool you guys :)

  • @adamzapplezzz
    @adamzapplezzz 5 лет назад +450

    That's just how Mario works Kryoz, cmon man you've got to know this.

  • @jasonngofa4674
    @jasonngofa4674 5 лет назад +60

    smii7y sounded like lemon head when yelling “EATING SUGAR”

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 лет назад +84

    _When you play Mario kart to forget that these videos fill the void in their lives_

  • @cherryaspect
    @cherryaspect 5 лет назад +30

    6:27 *When your class realizes theres a test today but no one studied*
    I had to replay it so many times and I'm losing my crap back here

  • @soonieyaa
    @soonieyaa 5 лет назад +126

    I’ve been waiting for a Mario Kart video from you FOR SOOOO LONG!

  • @b2g815
    @b2g815 5 лет назад +53

    9:15 I bet you he was bouncing on his chair when he passed scott

    • @ProtagAster
      @ProtagAster 4 года назад

      I'm imagining it now and I see it

  • @bustapou740
    @bustapou740 5 лет назад +624

    So we're just gonna ignore the massive voice crack at 9:40?

  • @zmanrockz6358
    @zmanrockz6358 5 лет назад +10

    I love how john’s score is basically just how many races they’ve played.

  • @sandramorales1755
    @sandramorales1755 5 лет назад +61

    I literally thought today “yo know John hasn’t played Mario kart “

  • @williamveisamasama9792
    @williamveisamasama9792 5 лет назад +51

    9:20 I lost my breath laughing 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @emya3682
    @emya3682 5 лет назад +88

    Omfg I was literally wondering why u never played Mario kart 😂😂

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  5 лет назад +44

      I didnt have a Switch before. Finally bought one

    • @emya3682
      @emya3682 5 лет назад +5

      Kryoz omfg u replied 😮 thankss for the info 😆

  • @EriSenshur
    @EriSenshur 5 лет назад +74

    6:20 RIP HEADPHONE USERS (LIKE MYSELF)

  • @jackoyster1270
    @jackoyster1270 5 лет назад +126

    Yo what’s up my bangin brothers

  • @jakestclaire7991
    @jakestclaire7991 5 лет назад +23

    8:14 screenshot moment

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 5 лет назад +30

    “Damnit I was so close to passing you guys.”
    No, no you weren’t John.

  • @NightinGaell
    @NightinGaell 5 лет назад +13

    8:15 - I want that as my ringtone

  • @davidtyierejian1033
    @davidtyierejian1033 5 лет назад +19

    This video is both a blessing and a curse

  • @YTmakesDumbUpdates
    @YTmakesDumbUpdates 5 лет назад +18

    finally. Someone for Anthony to compete with.

  • @jay._msp_8327
    @jay._msp_8327 5 лет назад +23

    you make your titles so relatable

  • @bruud9676
    @bruud9676 5 лет назад +39

    1:13
    I actually looked out my window for a solid 10 minutes waiting for another thunder strike, it's Winter..

    • @boppo16
      @boppo16 5 лет назад +6

      what does the season have to do with it

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 года назад +1

      @@boppo16 well you see, thunderstorms happen during rain.
      And winter is known for snow

    • @zavieryazzie9710
      @zavieryazzie9710 3 года назад

      @@siyotsistu there actually can be thunder during snow storms

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 3 года назад

      @@zavieryazzie9710 I didn't know that, well look at me showing how little I go outside

  • @jacksonmasco
    @jacksonmasco 4 года назад +6

    shoutout to these videos that are weirder to watch now

  • @pasxidhs627
    @pasxidhs627 5 лет назад +15

    Hey John. I really think you deserve the success you've been getting both on consistent spots on trending, but also expanding your fanbase and such. Keep up the great work bruv. And i hope you settle your differences with that knife:)

  • @silverblack9286
    @silverblack9286 5 лет назад +3

    The dissonance of Kryoz calmly driving along while everyone else is screaming so loud their mics cut out at 6:29 is hilarious

  • @AlexGonzalez-vm9ps
    @AlexGonzalez-vm9ps 4 года назад +5

    I don't blame John for not playing Mario Kart after this, but man.....do I wish for more of these videos

  • @jackprice4343
    @jackprice4343 5 лет назад +137

    Just like my sex life I came earlier once again, epic gamer moment 😎

  • @jzellesanchez7
    @jzellesanchez7 4 года назад +4

    It's been a year and I still can't get over how cute the thumbnail is

  • @mitch25232
    @mitch25232 5 лет назад +8

    "I'm committing sudoku" - Kryoz, 21 Dec 18

  • @GuyThatLikesYohane
    @GuyThatLikesYohane 5 лет назад +56

    If by some chance Kryoz sees this when you go over a ramp if you press the button you use to drift you will do a trick which would give you a speed boost.
    Edit: 24 likes wow that's more then I have ever gotten.

  • @donchingon2503
    @donchingon2503 5 лет назад +46

    About damn time, I've been waiting all day 😡

  • @DeadCata1yst
    @DeadCata1yst 5 лет назад +8

    9:21
    I have been laughing my ass off for the past 3 minuets.

  • @AlexGonzalez-vm9ps
    @AlexGonzalez-vm9ps 3 года назад +12

    I'd like it if you guys revisited this game just so that your only video of Mario Kart doesn't have you-know-who in it

  • @parkersandahl3949
    @parkersandahl3949 4 года назад +8

    At the back he looks like he’s hopping on a mechanical pogo stick 5:00

  • @VakarianN7
    @VakarianN7 5 лет назад +19

    MARIO KART ID AWESOME AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHER WISE

  • @haydenfrank2148
    @haydenfrank2148 5 лет назад +2

    this is one of my favorite kryoz videos 9:23

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 лет назад +507

    Play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe, Ill help ya.

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 5 лет назад +3

      @@davidbeeler1306 I was about to say the same thing

    • @lvr1028
      @lvr1028 5 лет назад +7

      He’s a bot.

    • @SexGod225
      @SexGod225 5 лет назад +13

      So, he’s found a new target.
      *Interesting*

    • @dead-bunnyofficialchannel9783
      @dead-bunnyofficialchannel9783 5 лет назад +5

      Beef Stew this ain’t VideoGameDunkey idiot😂😂🤣🤣

    • @juanmarco1277
      @juanmarco1277 5 лет назад +2

      @@lvr1028 a bot with 12k subs?

  • @parkersandahl3949
    @parkersandahl3949 4 года назад +2

    I love it how John gets the thunderbolt every time he’s in fifth place he’slike the new Captain Shazam

  • @azielplays5980
    @azielplays5980 5 лет назад +16

    The names of the matches are a big mood "ur mom gAy" "eat aZZ daily"

  • @ethancordes2109
    @ethancordes2109 5 лет назад +4

    It’s nice John made the “SWITCH” to Mario

  • @loydparker2917
    @loydparker2917 3 года назад +7

    Never thought I would be into femboy shy guys, thanks Kryoz

  • @barthalamulevondwark7524
    @barthalamulevondwark7524 5 лет назад +1

    This was great to watch, a good trick in this game is to drift early, if you see a turn start drifting the way it goes. It might not start out that easy and it will seem impossible to time but you could probably just drift right past everyone else if you can get the timing right. Then you'll be faster than those who claim to similarly be furious

  • @Reyifu
    @Reyifu 5 лет назад +13

    Who’s the better racer John or Anthony? I think it’s John for sure

  • @minnabella1948
    @minnabella1948 5 лет назад

    god watching john go over jumps without doing tricks is giving me flashbacks to mini's channel in like 2016/2017 but then i also see john not drifting and i'm reminded of my own inadequacy on this version of mario kart because i grew up racing automatic and suddenly i can't fault him anymore

  • @itstruckmonth
    @itstruckmonth 5 лет назад +7

    i think shyguy kryoz made us all realize we all have a crush on him

  • @akikleist
    @akikleist 5 лет назад +2

    8:15 SMii7Y and MiniLadd are such meme lords. I love it

    • @spacevillains6348
      @spacevillains6348 5 лет назад

      Aki K what is it from? Smii7y caught me so off guard that I genuinely choked from laughing so hard and I wanna know xD

  • @willsmith5076
    @willsmith5076 5 лет назад +3

    Pls do more of this, this is amazing! good vid

  • @johnnyjoestar5033
    @johnnyjoestar5033 5 лет назад

    am i the only one that appreciates john's editing improvements or the tiny details he adds im his vids?? i watch them over and over i guess i just notice but i love how the mario kart logo added on piece by piece and the plant bite did a sound and icon on screen x

  • @oddi_bun
    @oddi_bun 5 лет назад +3

    Omg yes I love it when they play Mario kart but now that kryoz is playing it it’s 666x better

  • @nickdwelle4221
    @nickdwelle4221 5 лет назад +1

    i like how smii7y said why have glasses above your nose. i,m pretty sure you only can wear glasses above your nose

  • @Super-wx6br
    @Super-wx6br 5 лет назад +13

    JOHN!!!!
    You should hop off the base of a ramp to get a boost when you land
    also you should kinda avoid falling off as much as possible

  • @slimeydacoolguy3916
    @slimeydacoolguy3916 5 лет назад +2

    When John says when you make a mistake something good happens, then the video just stops.

  • @rachellecarnevale8612
    @rachellecarnevale8612 3 года назад +19

    I sadly can’t watch this and a lot of the gangs old content bc of mini, even just hearing his voice makes me cringe

    • @thedreamhashira
      @thedreamhashira 3 года назад +4

      Same, he ruined these videos completely

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Год назад

      Same. I refuse to watch anything with him in it.

    • @tuauafiafiahoching1753
      @tuauafiafiahoching1753 4 месяца назад

      @@TheFirstCurse1I don’t care if he’s in it or not still good because the other guys are in it too

  • @renangelo419
    @renangelo419 4 года назад +1

    this is such an underrated john video

  • @landotrapz
    @landotrapz 5 лет назад +4

    ur rings probably got in the way of the switch’s small buttons

  • @grayashmonstr
    @grayashmonstr 4 года назад +1

    John needs to seriously play with Nogla and Terroriser next

  • @flynsie6004
    @flynsie6004 5 лет назад +11

    ive never seen some1 so happy to place 4th XD
    i love u john :3

  • @Goobers-gf3um
    @Goobers-gf3um 4 года назад

    I just love the second of silence before everyone groans and growls and over everything hearing Scott go *_FUCK OFF_* when John drops a lightning strike 😂

  • @freshchanclas349
    @freshchanclas349 5 лет назад +11

    We need more Mario kart. Also we need smash bros

  • @prest1ge757
    @prest1ge757 5 лет назад

    Title is literally every person’s good friend playing any new game that their friend played longer than them

  • @austinsmith675
    @austinsmith675 5 лет назад +32

    1:06 Smii7y makes a joke about the countless -invaders- refugees

  • @beamargarettmadea9774
    @beamargarettmadea9774 4 года назад +1

    why does that character fit john so well

  • @mintycrossing
    @mintycrossing 5 лет назад +10

    YOUVE NEVER PLAYED MARIO KART BEFORE???

  • @snowyz2496
    @snowyz2496 5 лет назад +1

    Please play more of this

  • @RythmicRaindrops
    @RythmicRaindrops 3 года назад +11

    Man mini really ruined this video 2 years on

    • @stealthkillah122
      @stealthkillah122 3 года назад +1

      Truuu

    • @thedreamhashira
      @thedreamhashira 3 года назад +10

      Mini ruined every single (old) video he's been in. He ruined a lot of videos I liked re-watching.

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Год назад +1

      Yep. I won't even watch anything with him in it. I get excited to see a new video and I'm just like "Oh, that pedophile's in it. Nevermind...".

    • @Void_TheDemon
      @Void_TheDemon Год назад +1

      Wait I'm new with these channels what happened-

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Год назад

      @@Void_TheDemon Miniladd was exposed as a pedophile a few years ago. No one likes playing with him anymore or even mentioning him.

  • @AzafTazarden
    @AzafTazarden 5 лет назад

    Owen Wilson jokes will never get old for me

  • @razormarkz
    @razormarkz 5 лет назад +4

    Damn, replace Mario kart with life in general and there's me

  • @barr101
    @barr101 5 лет назад

    BRING BACK THESE TYPES OF VIDS TOO JOHNNY

  • @ntn7607
    @ntn7607 5 лет назад +4

    Im commiting sudoku

  • @anjam6459
    @anjam6459 5 лет назад +1

    ur vids make me genuinely smile (which is rare atm :/) thank u dude, keep it up

  • @ryanjusni8114
    @ryanjusni8114 5 лет назад +4

    I was waiting for an Initial D song for one of the drifts

  • @tanaysingh2486
    @tanaysingh2486 5 лет назад

    Probably the best kryoz video till date

  • @alvientagarao2903
    @alvientagarao2903 5 лет назад +3

    Balut is a delicacy in the Philippines

  • @LilSlimeee
    @LilSlimeee 5 лет назад +2

    I was waiting for this... *FOR SO LONG*
    *THANK YOU*

  • @justinm.1
    @justinm.1 5 лет назад +3

    Welcome to the ragiest game ever 😃👍🏼

  • @TM-wm7om
    @TM-wm7om 5 лет назад +1

    4:46 that meme with the roads

  • @KokuyoK
    @KokuyoK 5 лет назад +3

    the real truth is that he was using one joy con sideways this whole time.

  • @ivanouvich2254
    @ivanouvich2254 5 лет назад +1

    I love the intro

  • @MrBrown78
    @MrBrown78 5 лет назад +6

    When its your first time being early to a video

  • @evandull304
    @evandull304 5 лет назад +2

    "I took this corner like a downie" lmaoooo

  • @albinofroggy
    @albinofroggy 5 лет назад +14

    The title should have been,
    *Mario Kart 8 moments that will make you realize that all of your friends hate you*

  • @wackystuff8984
    @wackystuff8984 5 лет назад +1

    When kryoz *exists*

  • @DankApples3
    @DankApples3 5 лет назад +10

    Nowhere near first but I really don’t care bc I just wanted to watch some good CONTENT

  • @ShadowGuN580
    @ShadowGuN580 5 лет назад

    One of my favorites!! This is a great video john!!

  • @austinsmith675
    @austinsmith675 5 лет назад +5

    Shy guy OP

  • @merliman5472
    @merliman5472 5 лет назад

    I’ve waited for another Mario Kart for a long time thanks Kryoz

  • @Azurade
    @Azurade 5 лет назад +3

    Play Mario kart wii there’s so many broken glitches you can complete a lap in under ten seconds

  • @robertheim12
    @robertheim12 5 лет назад

    Congrats on making trending!!! You truly deserve it with your masterful editing

  • @kyles446
    @kyles446 5 лет назад +4

    If you hit drift/shake on jumps it’ll give you an extra boost

  • @melonneal8641
    @melonneal8641 5 лет назад

    Smitty screaming eating sugar is the light of my day

  • @Whitehawk-
    @Whitehawk- 5 лет назад +3

    Without the Mario kart part that title is my life people use me as laughing stock which is why I want to die and I’m not joking I really want to leave this world

  • @sawvillage
    @sawvillage 5 лет назад

    i've been waiting so long for Kryoz to play mario kart I didn't think this was his video first