Thankful i clicked on this. You had me in the first 10 sec. Using the scientific names, cursing as punctuation, and avoiding the crowds at all cost. A friend i haven’t met yet. Next time you’re in DFW holla, we can hike, talk about plants and mushrooms, in the most colorful language possible. Love, peace, and chicken grease. ❤
Peyote, mimosa, ambrosia... it's a plant party! And your description of CenTex was spot on. Thanks for sharing your knowledge, it's truly appreciated, friend.
As an old crippled agro/hort/botany folk I heartily agree. I can't get out to the far from people safe places anymore myself and I appreciate getting to see them in aggressively geeky detail.
every episode i'm reminded why CPBBD is one of my all time fav channels. thank you for showing us these juicy bois, their friends, and the beautiful place they grow!!
My favorite moments of any given week usually involve one of two situations: naked wrestling time, and getting home from work and seeing a new video from Crime Pays.
OMG I LOVE IT! Also love how your the friend of the plants and you tuck them in and fuss over them when they need it. So beautiful there so thanks for showing us.
Man you remind me of every good teacher I ever had. The ones that could spot the little George Carlin's that thought they were too cool for school and make a subject interesting.
I was literally just near here in Big Bend! No peyote spotted unsurprisingly, and we hiked all over the area. Apparently a scumbag poacher stole the last known collection of it from the park. Beautiful scenery around there though, especially after all that rain.
When you grow Peyote as soon as they are mature enough to flower they fruit very readily and you will have a constant supply of more seeds to plant or give away. Where i live having the living plants is legal, but if you would cut and dry them that would count as possession
TO BE HOPEFUL in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places-and there are so many-where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction. And if we do act, in however small a way, we don’t have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory. Howard Zinn
can't thank you enough for what you do. there are so many days you provide the most positive source of information, entertainment, and dare I say... therapy that can be found on the interwebs. anytime you wanna look at plants in nw montana, we'd be honored to put you up.
I particularly admire the structure and color scheme of the Peyote especially the shade of blue in contrast to the florescent mauve flower that looks glow in the dark ish coloration is just simply complex yet ever so delicate as well as its environment trip
There's some division on fruit production, and even in my own head! Sometimes you get a fruit a couple weeks after blooming, and sometimes it can take a couple months, and if the fruit it protruding , the seeds are done, especially if you have at home, get them, or a mouse, bird or something else will get your fruit and seeds. I've picked when still white, but the seeds are fully developed. Sometimes they stay white, never turning pink. Ants realyl go for them too, so if you are trying to produce numbers, get the seeds before something else does. Good luck!
The color on those Lophs is just too captivating, not to mention the geometry! And seeing those ancient Ariocarpus must have been incredible. Are there any programs that disperse seeds back into habitat? I both of these cacti would be incredibly grateful.
Hell yeah to all the felons!! I emailed you just so you know it's a similar name so you don't think I'm a bot or a virus... I asked you a question about my Turks cap cactus thank you!!♥️🌵 Should I pull the slimy old flower buds from the top I sent you pictures Thank you Raquella
if yer filming with yer phone you should look into Moment cases, they let you throw lenses on your phone's camera. They got a macro lens too. Could be very helpful for focusing on tiny things. 🤙
I have some lophs growing but there is something about the look of them hard grown ones in the wild shown in this video where it is so flattened down like that . What seed/ locality would produce those?
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt yeah I kinda figured as much. I'm 100% against poaching but they are just so beautiful like that. all I can do is try to replicate it's environment. Thought about getting that throrn scrub and making a bonsai out of it for staging with a loph underneath it in some limestone grit soil. Love ur videos tho keep it up. Will be donating payday !
Drought conditions,extreme drought, followed by flash floods, limestone soil…, companion plants. These plants, including peyot, will look different, if you cultivate, improperly.
The peyote blooms have that pink color akin to pink ageratum but ageratum are never faithfully recorded, only purple. It is that whole pink isn't really a real color thing even for cameras. That's it's either red or purple if you're looking at a colorwheel. Was it the same in person?
I tried to order some seeds from Germany on frugo they never made it. Is it OK to "rescue" a cactus that keeps getting mowed in a place nobody cares about?
Is that place a protected place with barbed wire, no cattle and no people, maybe guards? Those scenes seem impossible in a place where people can go freely
One more thing I'm sure you know this already but I just realized botany is a whole other language of its own and most people don't know how important it is or what it means when your describing it if they're not into the identification of nature ie the environment etc wonder if it's universal like math is I'm not that educated yet
We can't grow Lophophora in my state. I wish I could but it's just not worth it considering it's a felony here. For christ sake my but puckers with just the San Padro I have.
Big respect for keeping the camera low and not showing the scenery when you're highlighting often-poached plants.
Too bad he murders animals.
Almost got killed for asking my neighbor if I can get a cutting of his cactus. He didn't understand.
"stung by killer bees & almost fell off a cliff" You really do go the extra mile for us lad. Thanks from an old northern git.
Git about town?
Thankful i clicked on this. You had me in the first 10 sec. Using the scientific names, cursing as punctuation, and avoiding the crowds at all cost. A friend i haven’t met yet. Next time you’re in DFW holla, we can hike, talk about plants and mushrooms, in the most colorful language possible.
Love, peace, and chicken grease. ❤
Peyote, mimosa, ambrosia... it's a plant party! And your description of CenTex was spot on. Thanks for sharing your knowledge, it's truly appreciated, friend.
Trying to find something positive this morning, this helps a little bit. Thanks Joey.
"Showy little bastard" my favorite saying of his 😂
Thank you so much for getting around and showing old crippled agro/hort/botany folks such Nice Fucking beautiful plant creatures. You do good things 🙂
As an old crippled agro/hort/botany folk I heartily agree. I can't get out to the far from people safe places anymore myself and I appreciate getting to see them in aggressively geeky detail.
“Less stupid shit being built over beautiful things.” Amen.
always love when you are showing off the beauty of the Chihuahuan Desert
every episode i'm reminded why CPBBD is one of my all time fav channels. thank you for showing us these juicy bois, their friends, and the beautiful place they grow!!
My favorite moments of any given week usually involve one of two situations: naked wrestling time, and getting home from work and seeing a new video from Crime Pays.
You are a gem. I am so glad you exist, Tony (most especially during the same time I do.) Thank you for sharing yourself with us!
OMG I LOVE IT! Also love how your the friend of the plants and you tuck them in and fuss over them when they need it. So beautiful there so thanks for showing us.
Been growing Peyote in the UK and have been looking for companion plants. Nice one Joey!
Man you remind me of every good teacher I ever had. The ones that could spot the little George Carlin's that thought they were too cool for school and make a subject interesting.
I was literally just near here in Big Bend! No peyote spotted unsurprisingly, and we hiked all over the area. Apparently a scumbag poacher stole the last known collection of it from the park. Beautiful scenery around there though, especially after all that rain.
The Buprestid on Lophophora flowers is Acmaeodera quadrivittatoides.
This is the most underrated comment. 🤩
Exactly 😂
When you grow Peyote as soon as they are mature enough to flower they fruit very readily and you will have a constant supply of more seeds to plant or give away. Where i live having the living plants is legal, but if you would cut and dry them that would count as possession
TO BE HOPEFUL in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness.
What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places-and there are so many-where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction.
And if we do act, in however small a way, we don’t have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory.
Howard Zinn
I enjoyed watching👌15inches of rain nice👍
can't thank you enough for what you do. there are so many days you provide the most positive source of information, entertainment, and dare I say... therapy that can be found on the interwebs. anytime you wanna look at plants in nw montana, we'd be honored to put you up.
Always love seeing a new CPBBD video! Can't wait to watch it when I get home from grinding my bones to dust.
Sweet! Need to come to Louisiana. Also should visit the beach between Holly Beach and Johnson Bayou. Lots of rare S1 and S2 plants in Louisiana there.
I particularly admire the structure and color scheme of the Peyote especially the shade of blue in contrast to the florescent mauve flower that looks glow in the dark ish coloration is just simply complex yet ever so delicate as well as its environment trip
Very nice, the desert ,and plants, my favorite.
Always a fucken pleasure watching this channel. So much fun. Best channel ever.
There's some division on fruit production, and even in my own head! Sometimes you get a fruit a couple weeks after blooming, and sometimes it can take a couple months, and if the fruit it protruding , the seeds are done, especially if you have at home, get them, or a mouse, bird or something else will get your fruit and seeds. I've picked when still white, but the seeds are fully developed. Sometimes they stay white, never turning pink. Ants realyl go for them too, so if you are trying to produce numbers, get the seeds before something else does. Good luck!
Beautiful peyote 💚
Very cool to see these species that survive in such an arid environment. Life finds a way.
The desert looks so happy, makes me happy!
Look at that! Beautiful plants and good video again. Thank you very much of this. 👌
Damn you tell it how it is and so unapologetic about it. Gotta love it
Thank you for your work !!!!!
Thank you for the knowledge.
Those Lophophora are absolutely spectacular.
I bought your t shirts and they're my favourite tshirts now 🙂 saguaro is my fav
One hundred years big juicy bois with chili pepper fruits!
Awesome content. Thanks for sharing.
What a awsome video..
Another great adventure in the plant world . Thanx
Love this guy. Great informative content
Another great video! Thanks for making these.
Love w texas. thanks for taking us there!
Just finished a botany exam & went to dick around on internet & Bam! What a nice way to relax. Thanks.
Beautiful video, I have to get out there.
Glad you're getting the best out of my Hell State I can't escape.
Best state in the union, bar none. Getting a lot of undesirables coming though, messing it all up.
Dude, you are amazing! Thank you
Great video. Sure beats the crack plants of the Mission District.
I never been to Texas until now just like wow
your camera is insanely sharp...its like im there too!
I love that people can't even try to dig some of those up because it's basically in solid rock.
I’ll be there in two weeks! Hopefully I can see the blooms still!
😍that frosty assed fern💚
Plump Juicy Boyz!! 🏵
I love your content, and I love lophs more pls
GODDAMN, I'm afraid to watch because I still haven't been yet. Getting that fomo. I love stone eaters.
Comment to help the fukn algorithm
That Nyctaginaceae looks like our Australian tarvine, genus Boerhavia.
The color on those Lophs is just too captivating, not to mention the geometry!
And seeing those ancient Ariocarpus must have been incredible.
Are there any programs that disperse seeds back into habitat? I both of these cacti would be incredibly grateful.
Hell yeah to all the felons!!
I emailed you just so you know it's a similar name so you don't think I'm a bot or a virus... I asked you a question about my Turks cap cactus thank you!!♥️🌵
Should I pull the slimy old flower buds from the top I sent you pictures
Thank you
Raquella
It is a shame that here in Australia we don't have cacti in the deserts.
You beautiful bastard
if yer filming with yer phone you should look into Moment cases, they let you throw lenses on your phone's camera. They got a macro lens too. Could be very helpful for focusing on tiny things. 🤙
What camera do you use?
I reaaaaaaally want to become Joey's female/Mexican version en Espagniol. Lol! I wish!
I have some lophs growing but there is something about the look of them hard grown ones in the wild shown in this video where it is so flattened down like that . What seed/ locality would produce those?
It's likely just a result of environment, nothing more. Astrophytum does the same thing.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt yeah I kinda figured as much. I'm 100% against poaching but they are just so beautiful like that. all I can do is try to replicate it's environment. Thought about getting that throrn scrub and making a bonsai out of it for staging with a loph underneath it in some limestone grit soil. Love ur videos tho keep it up. Will be donating payday !
Vinman?... Bakery?
@@jamesdriscoll_tmp1515 what about a bakery?
Drought conditions,extreme drought, followed by flash floods, limestone soil…, companion plants. These plants, including peyot, will look different, if you cultivate, improperly.
Parthenium incanum, Nice!
Great video! Where do I go to get some Peyote seeds? I'm not looking in the right places. Help!
can anyone ID the caterpillar hanging out on the Notholaena greggii at 14:48?
Somehow, I think you and Georgia O'Keeffe would've gotten along well.
Come to Oklahoma!!!
Lookadat!
❤
giant-ass fly cameo at 1:40 - on the flat rock low right side of the screen
Lol I hear Ken’s uhhh huh😂
nice
I got some peyote seeds online from thailand. idgaf if it's illegal, they're damn near endangered and i love all succulents.
Shrimp time
The peyote blooms have that pink color akin to pink ageratum but ageratum are never faithfully recorded, only purple. It is that whole pink isn't really a real color thing even for cameras. That's it's either red or purple if you're looking at a colorwheel. Was it the same in person?
Ba-ba-boing
Do you ever run into poachers?
I tried to order some seeds from Germany on frugo they never made it.
Is it OK to "rescue" a cactus that keeps getting mowed in a place nobody cares about?
☀☀👍👍🌵🌵
Just grow it!
Shit crazy
15:10 focus, you phuque!
Is that place a protected place with barbed wire, no cattle and no people, maybe guards? Those scenes seem impossible in a place where people can go freely
No idea what he's saying but if I keep watching maybe it'll hit me
WOW lol
Where’s a good place to get lophophora willamsii seeds?
Look into boerhaavia for that nyct
It's Boerhavia gracillima
Lost maples of Texas and Wichita mountains maples
One more thing I'm sure you know this already but I just realized botany is a whole other language of its own and most people don't know how important it is or what it means when your describing it if they're not into the identification of nature ie the environment etc wonder if it's universal like math is I'm not that educated yet
We can't grow Lophophora in my state. I wish I could but it's just not worth it considering it's a felony here. For christ sake my but puckers with just the San Padro I have.
Where can you buy Peyote seed?
use highway 281 next time....much better
Where do I find peyote seeds? 3:10
What is your "precarious position"??
Carry a brush and pollinate some of the flowers you see
Sorry to ask since I don’t know if you’ve answered this in a previous video but, have you ever seen ufos or uaps?