CRAZY HOT MATRIX (Filipina Edition)
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
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The Crazy Hot Matrix can help you figure out if your woman is worth the effort! Is your Filipina Hot? Is she Crazy? Chances are, she's a little of both, and we're going to determine the ones you want to date, to marry - and the ones to avoid! Join me on a comical adventure as we dissect the many different types of crazy, jealous, and HOT Filipinas - all in one handy matrix!
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So Pea you are a unicorn?
ha ha I always get the CRAZY ones, for some reason...... I was told that I always draw to them ..but I have never try to do anything LOL
Pea is that unicorn
You are the unicorn
All woman have a bit of Marylin in them you just have to determine whether it is Monroe or Manson
Coming on two months with my filipina. Pea, you NAILED it! She's my cheerleader, well educated, well traveled, intelligent, HOT, and crazy jealous/clingy (in a good way for me). When I was in the hospital for surgery just recently, she was on video chat with me for over 37 hours non-stop!!!!! She never hung up on me, even when she should have slept. Before then I nearly died from being smothered by smoke at 8300 feet. I developed A-fib, was in the hospital then. She never hung up on me that time either!!!!! That video chat was 28 hours, again she didn't sleep. Now she's helping me get my career back on track by teaching in the middle east. She lives there and has some connections. What we've been through in two months most couples take 15 to 20 years to get through. She's my AWESOME Filipina!!!! We've had our ups and downs, but I would never trade her for anything or anyone!!!!! Our deal is she clings to me and I protect her.
That sounds like a win-win deal you two have! 😊
@@TheFilipinaPea Funny thing is she is SO impatient!!!!! She wants me over there NOW!!!! Not an airplane flight from now, not 10 minutes from now, but NOW!!!!!!!! To imagine I thought I had issues with patience.......
If she is a 9 to a 10 on the hot scale and a 0 to a 1 on the crazy scale that is not a woman that is a lady boy!
LOL...🤣😂😆😂😂🤣....I was Rolling Over Laughing at that part of the video. The Filipina Pea should think about doing Stand Up Comedy, she is really good.
This was a direct copy of an old video an American guy made a long time ago.
@@MrLawrence7777 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, crashed into that before... Really broke my heart
Ladyboy or a scammer
I cannot stop laughing : " once you cross a certain threshold of money, your look become irrelevant" - I love you PEA
She's right.
Hahahahaha
Thanks Carlo - but it’s true (for the purposes of this video only. No actual insult toward Filipinas is implied or intended. 😆)
@@TheFilipinaPea it's not your statement that is funny, it's your honesty from a young attractive female which is surprising, and most guys know it, just most women won't admit it.
This is from an old video that went viral over ten years ago
ruclips.net/video/incSwssUyp4/видео.html
@Spectemur agendo not all! Money was never an issue for choosing a mate for me. Unfortunately I supported two of the men I was in long relationships with.
Hilarious & Brilliant❣️❣️. Anyone that can weave quantification concepts, quantum physics, and The Dundee Field Test together to create thought-provoking entertainment is... a friggin’ genius😎
Hahahahaha
Thanks Terry - It’s nice to be appreciated!
But if you meet me in person, forget about trying the Dundee Field Test 😂
@@TheFilipinaPea lol, we won't need to. You are very feminine, indeed😁😉
I agree she is brilliant and hilarious. I'm still laughing
Almost peed myself laughing. This girl is too funny and honest
That’s a Filipina by definition
Haha this is great, also love the Crocodile Dundee reference, you really do know your 80's movies.
Thanks Dax! I always try to put in 80’s references when I can find ‘em ☺️
The Filipina Pea Another point for the Pea in the “ Hotness” scale !
But does she know the 50's Abbott and Costello duo, their advice was to marry a homely girl, because if a pretty girl runs away your heartbroken, if the homely girl runs away who cares:) LOL
You are the most insightful, intellectually brilliant, humorous, and refreshingly honest analysts of the Filipina mindset, ever! Luckily, I am in the USA and my Filipina
wife is in the Philippines right now, so I don't have to dodge a rolling pin or frying pan today, for complimenting you! She's a peach, and I am 100% loyal and faithful
but,,,, if I even look appreciatively at the sky the wrong way, she angrily asks whether the clouds remind me of some woman!!
Ok..i lost it totally with the LB😂😂😂😂"dundee field test"😄😄
I’m so glad you enjoyed that - I laughed hard when I thought of it too 😆
Crocodile test. Lol lol
LOL yea the LB was a total surprise !
@@TheFilipinaPea i did have one equation concern pea..open black marker and white pants😁
Hysterical. Had me rolling.
Pea, it's not just the topics, it's also how you deliver it, combined with your personality. A breath of fresh air...thank you!
Hi Pea. Another great video!...Ah yes, the old 'Cute vs Crazy' graph, lol... I remember drawing those charts back in high school in the lunch-room; trying to help my guy friends understand the deeper dynamics of dating, lol.... And concerning your reverse graph about what Filipina women look for, well since most Filipinas perceive Westerners as rich already, it seems we only are only required to satisfy one criteria- being cute... But since you say that having money negates the need for cuteness, It would explain how toothless, unshaven, angry, uneducated, classless alcoholic expats seem to 'pull' the babes over there. (Think ED and Rose) - Aw, life can be so unfair sometimes. :)
But you can even the score by coming here yourself 😊
This content is priceless. How do you avoid uncontrollable fits of laughter while recording? You have an exceptional stage presence. Well done and thank you!
I did have to do several takes during the filming of this one, yes 😆
That chart is pretty accurate, I have been unfortunate to end up with 2 Filipinas from the crazy side of that chart. They were tricky enough to convince me that they were in the dating/marry zone, but then there was a sudden flip in attitude and general behavior, and even though we have since separated both of them still harrass me, they are nice one minute and then in the same conversation become hateful and everything wrong in their life is suddenly your fault, and they refuse to take responsibility for their bad choices.
Hey Pea....interesting vid! In all matter of humor, there is truth. But I gotta tell you, my Filipina lady is probably a 0 or 1 on the jealousy scale. Not once has she ever said anything about me looking at or being nice (not flirtatoius) to another female. She will kill me if I cheat, but that's understandable lol. She's even said if I'm going to cheat, just tell her and she'll go home. I won't ... it takes a lot of effort for me to find even a halfway decent lady out there. I got lucky. Maybe because she was in her 30's when we started our relationship. Younger people are often immature in many ways. Anyway, keep up the humor and individuality in your vlogs.💖
Can never understand why most Filipinas want to be white. Their color is so fabulous!
They worship white. Truth
You crack me up Pea! And below the hard to find Unicorn... the LB zone. BTW, LB can be jealous and when pissed, can fight with more strength than average girl. Love your hair and skin color on this video, very nice!
Pea...have really enjoyed all your videos, but I'm putting this one near the top! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks!!
Well thanks Michael!!
Truly AWESOME!! I can go on and on but seriously it’s just plain awesome!!! Great work Pea!!
Great analysis. Laughed ridiculously out loud. Loved the quantum particle description too. Great humor, great mind. I think I have to agree with Leroy.
Thanks TAM! 😊
Ivan from Las Vegas. Congratulations and good luck with your channel keep up the good work. The sky is the limit.
"The Dundee Field Test." LMAO! Who knew that Robin Williams was reincarnated as a tiny Filipina girl?
This girl has STAR POWER!
Simply amazing! Always a pleasure to listen to you.
And it’s always a pleasure to read your comments, Albert! 😊
You are so funny. Such commitment and energy. Great sense of humor......
This is fantastic!!! This graph is actually very useful no matter what nationality woman you date.
Thank you
Very good massage very nice super thank you so much
Hahaha! So intelligent! Crazyness is a function of "hotness". Brilliant, funny, and intelligent!
Definitely something to think about. Thanks Pea.
Any time I'm bored I throw some of your videos on they are always entertaining and or informational thank you
I adore you!! You do such a great job with all of your videos; you're usually spot on! You make me laugh often. Keep up the great work
hahahaha!!!! Just fantastic Pea! The 'ol Dundee Field Test!!! You're a Genius Pea
Omg this video is hilarious 🤣 I wasn’t expecting it to be this funny and true at the same time. As always you’re amazing Pea and I think you one of those unicorns
Great video.
Very funny.
Nice work.👍
Well, all I know is, even though I was only average in looks, and completely penniless when I met my wife (Filipina), we just celebrated our 21st wedding anniversary last Saturday, so we must have done something right!
Maybe she just had the graph upside down?
Hahahahaha
It's called white skin, bragging rights and Western citizenship. lol
@@TheFilipinaPea stop it I'm too old to laugh this much,oops🤣😂
You have found your unicorn my friend 😉
Congratulations!!!
Very entertaining. And truthful!
Hi Pea, you have succeeded where many had fallen before: making mathematics look interesting and somehow sexy! This by manipulating your observations according to well thought-off rules.
Your exposé should become the universal code used in any prospective relationship. QED.
Ohhh if only my math teacher could see me now! She’d wonder why her class wasn’t as much fun 😊
@@TheFilipinaPea 😆
🤣🤣👏👏👏 very good! Informative and easy to understand! 👍🏻
Pea’s channel contains ample truth bombs, missing from all the others. And... even Pea’s humour is true!!!
Thanks Taro - theres always at least a little truth in humor 😊
So true thanks for all your great Info!
I love you and your energy as soon as the country opens up I’m moving there and I hope to meet you someday walter
The original Crazy Hot Matrix video was hilarious. Your addition of the Dundee Field test was the best part of this video LOL
I always enjoy watching your videos. This is another very interesting one. I also had to chuckle at your responses to the comments. You always can brighten up a day with your information, smile and personality
Thanks Buell! I do love reading comments 😊
@@TheFilipinaPea the innuendos are some of the things that make me chuckle the most.
I don't know where you come up with all your ideas for videos but they are great!! Love that outfit you're wearing as well!!!
Thanks ljw! I’m full of more ideas, too - stay tuned!
Another GREAT video from the PEA! Thank you!
Thanks so much Hippie! I’m glad to hear from you 😁
Very nice video. You're pretty smart. Keep up the good work.😊
Oh no, MATH !!! I was never really good at math, Pea. The whole 9 day anniversary thing, I got that one . I've never forgotten that one yet ! It's the yearly ones I seem to have trouble with.. Oh, as for the Unicorns. I used to dream about the elusive Unicorn , but then I discovered the Pegasus. Yep, No Unicorns for this kid !!! You for sure made me laugh, and I even got a little scared when I heard there was math involved. Just like when I was in college i just pretended I understood what you were saying until the lesson was over. Once again Pea, you did a great job ! TFS
Hahahahaha
Thanks Owen! As long as I can still make you laugh ☺️
i just found your website tonight. This is my third video. you are awesome. I came currently writing a thai woman. enjoyed your video with steve comparing Thailand to Philipines. Thank you for all your information and honesty. and humour.
I liked doing this video (especially the end scene) 😂
Too funny, Pea! 😄 I am fortunate to have married a Filipina "Unicorn." We are together 27 years. Thank you for the great presentation👍
Wow, 27 years and she’s STILL a unicorn without changing positions in the chart? Amazing!!!!
@@TheFilipinaPea Yup. She is amazing 😊
Hilarious. OMG..... you've done it again. :) I do believe in Unicorns. I saw one!! Her name was Pea.
You are too funny. I just admire your humor. A kind heart very smart and beautiful. Wow
Thanks Frank! A sweet person without humor can get pretty boring 😊
Thanks Miss Pea. You re-tuned that old RUclips video very nicely. But at the end I knew where you were going. Well thought out. As always, looking very lovely!! Salamat Pea.
Thanks Jay! It’s nice to take something good, and make it better 😊
Excellent presentation! Nobody does it like the Pea!!
Awww thanks Albert! I figured I’d do a light/funny one to escape all the gloomy subjects - I have to keep folks guessing!
"Nobody does it like the Pea!!" I suspect you are right, Reese. But none of here will ever find out. :-(
The original was pretty funny too ruclips.net/video/R_USJCTIgs4/видео.html
Brilliant as usual!
7:47 hahhaha you made me spit out my mouthful of coke when I laughed at this :) another great video Pea!
Glad you liked it
F R E E. H O N G. K O N G 😆
Fantastic video, laughed so much!
Wow!! nice presentation and a very good guide for men and women. I hope everyone is soaking up the insight and information Pea is presenting. One very important component that one should add is adding a time duration, meaning take your time getting to know, understand and communicating with your prospective partner. Know your relationship goals and align them with your partner. Excellent video, thanks Pea!!
This is hilarious. Funny and true. You've earned a new subscriber I'll be sharing this.
I love this . I just wish that I had found this 13 years ago.
I was only 17 at that time, so I just wasn’t ready yet 😂
Fun presentation.
Another hilarious and insightful video Pea! I can foresee a rush of expats requesting a personal consultation with you to determine where they fall on the "Cute/Rich Foreigner Matrix". Could be a great side hustle for you! Sign me up please. You might want to talk to Paul (Old Dog channel). He used to sell cars (so probably some used cars too -- and sadly, most expats are 'used cars') so he might be able to offer some pointers on how to talk up some of the less positive features of the average expat. :D
P.S. -- I already have a pretty good idea where you fall on the "Crazy / Hot" chart... but I'm not telling. ;-P
Thanks David! But no worries - I can just give you guys a wash, wax, and tune-up, and I’ll be able to sell you for a tidy profit 😊
Un huh. Big talk Pea. My Filipina thought the same thing. 15 years later she’s still stuck with me with no potential buyers on the horizon either.
Your commentaries are great. 👍
Thanks Pea. You just proved my theorem that a “Simple Filipina” is more complicated than Chinese Arithmetic.
Look fellas I’m going to give you some solid practical advice about courting a Filipina.
Consider this when you assess your Filipinas valuable attributes. If your Carrabou (or Mule if you live in the US) up and dies on you will you still be able to get the back forty plowed? If you look at your Filipina and your sure the answer to that question is yes...you got a keeper son.
Hahahahaha
Some wise logic as always! I’ll have to compile all your comments into a video, and call it the Crazy Mott Matrix 😊
The Filipina Pea I think “Mott’s Mean Matrix” sounds better but when you introduce it please introduce it as follows “Ladies and Gentlemen, all the way from Memphis.......ruclips.net/video/zvFpX98EOPo/видео.html
Wow
Fantastic! Haha
Great job dai.
Oh my, this is such a wonderful start to my day !Thank you Pea. This matrix is brilliant ! I check You Tube daily for your insights :>)
Every Tuesday and Friday - thanks! 😊
So entertaining i cant stop watching
Your an amazing lady
Im hooked LOL
Pea's "Laws of E'~motion", are a universal constant and apply in all countries of the world 🇬🇧🇵🇭👍
Omgoodness, this is so funny and informative, I love it!
Filipina Pea is the Unicorn! Unfortunately, you can never catch her 'cuz she's always busy making informative funny videos. The "Filipina Particle" crack me up.
Thanks PA, and you’re right - I’m always working!
You knocked it out of the park Pea.
Great job!
"Field Test"... lol I think I pee'd a little and spat my coffee 🤣 too funny P
Sorry for the loss of caffeine! 😆
You should do stand up comedy. You're really good at talking with a straight face while it's funny. It's definitely informative. Cheers
Great video I couldn’t stop laughing. I’ve been married to a Filipina for the last 18 years and I have to admit your videos have been right on. One question off the subject where is the rooster? How can you have a Filipina Pea video without the rooster making noise in the background? Bring back the rooster!! (Unless of course you ate the rooster.)
I finally found a way to outsmart him - he never crows between noon and 4pm, so that’s when I film now 😊
@@TheFilipinaPea Too hot to crow in the middle of the day? So sad. (My new 'woke' campaign: "AC for Roosters!"). ;-)
The funniest and most entertaining video I've seen in a while. This should have propelled your channel to a million views.🤣❤
Then I wish there were a million people like you, because it didn’t 😥
Thanks ❤️❤️
Great video !! I fainted when you said ladyboy 😅😂. Clearly you are in the Fun zone
Absolutely hilarious. This is you're best vid yet.
Thanks a lot, Ben!! 😊
Unicorns do exist!!!! And yes, I had to capture her heart and trust. This crazy hot matrix is very accurate.
Yes they do, we today call them the one horned rhinoceroses.
Brilliant!
I love this lol lol "Dundee field test" bwahahaha
Thanks.told me what to look for and what to avoif
Good job Pea! Well done
Starting at 4 is hilarious. Brilliant
WOW hi I'm back on your channel miss Filipina pea you looken beautiful
Thanks Javier!
Loved this break down...wish i knew this along time ago.....I should hire you as my life coach when I return to the Philippines.
I have to agree that you seem to be one of those elusive unicorns. You sure seem to score exceptionally high in the intelligence and humor areas. BTY I love your hair!
Thanks Ffred - and I’ll never ever never cut it 😆
I agree, Fred
Absolutely true!!
Absolutely Hilarious 💯.
I think the unicorn is already at your facility 😉.
Good one Pea
Thanks for sharing
Aloha
I captured a beautiful brown unicorn, i have been married for 1 year and she has had 0 jealous moments and 0 tampo moments. I have 100 percent trust in all of her actions and behavior. She and I have a transparent honest relationship.
Wow Scott! (So where is the hidden flaw)?
Hahahahaha
@@TheFilipinaPea It is one of those AI enhanced sex robot dolls. The first thing in the instruction book is where the ON/OFF switch is.
"Treasure Measure." You crack me up! 🤣🤣🤣. Well, I'm a pirate and bury my treasure. That's fine with me as I think I'll play and stay in the FZ
25k coming in the next 10 days Pea, I feel it!
We shall see, Mark!!
Like others I cant stop laughing, your light sarcastic humor is a refreshing look at reality, enjoy your perspective
Plot twist: one day we will see that she is a scientist supported by whole team and well funded doing a long term reaserch study about guys looking for Asian girls... 😂. She is just too smart to be just an ordinary girl!
Hahahahaha
Ok, you are awesome! Funny and great info........and cute
Lol 😂 So when do you thing the App for this Graph be available in the app store ? Fun blog Pea always makes me laugh out load
Our research facility is working feverishly to perfect the app 😊
Adorable.....love the outfit as a bartender
I mentioned before that FP could teach a Master Class in this. I know of no other Filipina that could bring up quantum entanglement and compare it to dating. That right there is unicorn material to me. As an aside the teal/turquoise color complements you.
Thanks Stan - you make me blush!
Actually, I think she was referring to 'quantum tunneling', an effect that has, until recently, set limits on how closely spaced transistors can be packed into an integrated circuit (for example), but let's not spit atoms... that's just dangerous! ;-P
Too damn funny!!! Well done...
Thanks Richard!!
The first TAMPO lasted 1 day ,, when the second started I said I was going to town and I'll be back when its finished ,,, she was outside on the bike before me ... there wasn't a third in 5 years..
i can tell by your high sense of humor that you are smart. so where/how you learn english so well? not just your pronunciation. but the idioms/slang you use perfectly makes me think you have lived in the US for a while. but i've seen your more recent vids from the US and it was your first time here.
with there were more like you (imeaning smart, funny, honest/transparent).
anyway, thanks for the vids. keep on keeping on!
Thank you Pea. This is very funny and accurate. I found my Unicorn, she's smart, funny, low low crazy index and hot. Yes she is transgender and a woman to me in every way. She has the kindest heart that I've ever seen. Anyway, thanks for the video.
How is date a transgender Woman
Pea, you are a trip! I really enjoy your vids!
Thanks Brian! I hope you take many more trips with me, too 😊
An average guy/girl (5-7) should stay away from the 8-10 zone, it'll just drive the jealousy factor thru the roof. Stay in your zone for happiness and filter out the crazies.
Steel, plenty of women in the average range get absurd attention these days, due to apps. Theres no way of using the "average looking woman" strategy these days. All you can do is be the best guy YOU can be so you always have options of dating other women. Women can feel when they are your best (only) option.
And make that filtering process very thorough!!
See, I was correct with my previous comment on one of your earlier videos. You can easily insert references to Quantum Mechanics in your videos and keep everyone's attention at the same time. Another wonderful video with unique and entertaining delivery that drops more truth bombs.
Hahahahaha
Thanks Wade!! It was your previous comment that gave me the idea to insert it 😆
Unicorn Pea is off the chart, and knocked another one out of the park.
Thanks so much Gary! I worked hard on it, so I’m glad you appreciate it 😀
hi professor,sweetpea,..loved your video class on unicorn hunting..lol..another funny true -ism vid.. im puttin this info in my filipina guide book.. 😎so cool..tommy