The Bride of Chris Chan

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @thehorrorofone8662
    @thehorrorofone8662 2 месяца назад +40

    The title of the video sounds like a horror movie one.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад +9

      Hopefully it doesn’t become a franchise.

    • @legendre007
      @legendre007 2 месяца назад +6

      @@jordanowen42 _Bride of Frankenstein_ came to mind years ago when Chris Chan mentioned wanting to have a "sweetheart from the ground up."

    • @kabeeeeeee
      @kabeeeeeee 2 месяца назад +1

      Seed of Chris Chan

    • @bunbunalexHayabusa
      @bunbunalexHayabusa 2 месяца назад

      Cult of Chris chan

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 2 месяца назад +14

    "hermaphroditic copyright infringing character"
    That's about the best description of rosechu I've ever heard.
    You got a laugh out of me there.

  • @davevision4928
    @davevision4928 2 месяца назад +16

    If Chris does have a child, yes im concerned for any horrible possible thing he might do to it but what would most likely and concerning thing could happen is if he's put in a situation where he's completely alone with his child and it starts crying which will anger chris interrupting what he likes doing and might lash out and end up killing it, might be an extreme example but at this point anything seems possible that being said for now lets not jump into any extreme conclusions til it happens.

    • @romanov3937
      @romanov3937 2 месяца назад

      Chris did hormone therapy, meaning that probability of Chris getting whoever he is getting married to is pretty low.

    • @alexello1189
      @alexello1189 2 месяца назад +1

      But if it did happen, it would turn out exactly like Lenny and the puppies in of mice and men.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@romanov3937 Not to mention the fact that Chris isn't some malicious, mustache-twirling villain. We are talking about a moderately autistic person with the mental capacity of a 7-year-old(despite what Chris believes, they're clearly not high-functioning) who was failed spectacularly by their moronic parents, and who was driven batshit insane through being relentlessly bullied, deceived, & manipulated online for 14 years! Chris is a victim. I'm not saying that Chris has never done anything wrong, but ultimately, Chris is a victim. Chris was born to the wrong people at the wrong time. A time when there was a very limited understanding of autism among medical professionals. With all of that having been said, obviously, someone who has the mind of a child being a parent is something that can't be allowed.

    • @hunnybunny9669
      @hunnybunny9669 16 дней назад

      Since Chris is now a ''transgender woman'' or believe they' are and is taking hormonal therapy, they're sperm is most likely infertile because of very low level of testosterone. They're transition is the best thing they could ever do for humanity since it removes they're genes from the pool.

  • @Ghost-ul8eu
    @Ghost-ul8eu Месяц назад +4

    god forbid if this loser has a child chris chan is the most selfish,irresponsible,and immoral individual out there.I dont think he had any real remorse for what he did to his mother. So imagine if the child gets old enough what would happen.I dont like the trolls but if a baby is born I hope someone keeps a watchful eye on him.I shudder imagining the poor child who would have this idiotic buffoon as a father.
    Chris is the type of person who would buy legos over buying his baby food.

  • @OutlawSpaceWizard
    @OutlawSpaceWizard 2 месяца назад +4

    "what if he tries to fuck it" dude the way you said that just so deadpan made me spit my drink.

  • @TimeCapsule-9208
    @TimeCapsule-9208 2 месяца назад +7

    I really hope you know Null is a POS and very suspicious himself, from what I've seen.
    But I'm already horrified of the possibility of Chris having a child.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад +6

      I’m sure he is. I don’t let my guard down around kiwi farmers

    • @TimeCapsule-9208
      @TimeCapsule-9208 26 дней назад

      @@jordanowen42 Hello, sooooo it's pretty much confirmed (allegedly) that Chris is going to be a father... I really hope it's not a girl, God help that child.

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 21 день назад

      Null is a pos for defending DSP

    • @TimeCapsule-9208
      @TimeCapsule-9208 21 день назад

      @@HiGlowie I've seen on Reddit that he has allegations of being a "pdf.file".

  • @paklaselt2198
    @paklaselt2198 2 месяца назад +4

    Fell off the Chris wagon around the era of the Jacob sockness debauchery. Would love a trip to Finland myself.

  • @AW-zt8iu
    @AW-zt8iu 2 месяца назад +2

    The wedding is gonna be hosted in CWCville

  • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
    @Jackal_El_Lobo34 2 месяца назад +3

    Any suggestion of Chris getting married and having a kid is a horrifying notion.
    I honestly really hope that this Flutter person is part of an elaborate troll scheme. Even if it’s not, hope to god they don’t bring a kid into this world because we all know what kinda guy Chris is.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla 2 месяца назад

      @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      Chris isn't some malicious, mustache-twirling villain. We are talking about a moderately autistic person with the mental capacity of a 7-year-old(despite what Chris believes, they're clearly not high-functioning) who was failed spectacularly by their moronic parents, and who was driven batshit insane through being relentlessly bullied, deceived, & manipulated online for 14 years! Chris is a victim. I'm not saying that Chris has never done anything wrong, but ultimately, Chris is a victim. Chris was born to the wrong people at the wrong time. A time when there was a very limited understanding of autism among medical professionals. With all of that having been said, obviously, someone who has the mind of a child being a parent is something that can't be allowed.

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 2 месяца назад

      @@Optimegatrongodzilla Nah dude. Mental illness or his so called victim status is not an excuse. Chris has done deplorable things like his assault on Michael Snyder, making inappropriate advances on his former friend Megan before demonizing her on social media, later attempting to show up to Megan’s house uninvited before chickening out, pet negligence which he proudly video taped on RUclips, and then he has his alleged offense with Barb which he tried to lie about.
      He knows it’s wrong but tries to hide that stuff. Of course he’s not good at it since he documents his own behavior but he’s proven that he understands the difference between right and wrong otherwise he would’ve in stayed mental institution during his incarceration in Jail.
      So any notion of this guy having kids in his life would be a nightmare.

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 2 месяца назад

      @@Optimegatrongodzilla Nah…Chris doesn’t have to be a stereotypical mustache villain to be considered bad.
      He’s knowingly done deplorable things that that I can’t even say here because RUclips keeps deleting my comments but that’s evidence enough that he’s not a good character.
      The fact that he had to lie about most of them suggests he knows it’s wrong. So autism and victim status isn’t a good excuse cause him having a kid is just a nightmare waiting to happen.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Jackal_El_Lobo34 🤦‍♂️ Chris did not rape Barb. If the alleged incest actually happened and wasn't yet another one of Chris's many delusions, it was consensual because Barb doesn't have dementia. She was faking it in those begging-for-money videos in order to gain sympathy. She is a master manipulator. She emotionally abused her husband, Robert "Bob" Chandler, and Chris(especially Chris) for years. After Bob died, she forced Chris to give her buttocks rubs and spoon with her every night for years. She groomed Chris. If she really had dementia, she wouldn't have been allowed to be living by herself after Chris's arrest, and she wouldn't have been allowed to still be a licensed driver.

  • @tinanichols893
    @tinanichols893 25 дней назад +1

    Weens wanting to raise Chris Chan’s spawn? That’s going to be a tough job. As we already know, Chris has autism. There’s a good chance the baby will have autism too.

  • @ShadoGamingChannel
    @ShadoGamingChannel 2 месяца назад +2

    The Chris Chan Incest Saga turning into the Married Saga doesn't make logical sense it's like we entered a parallel universe.

  • @Darthmessiah66
    @Darthmessiah66 2 месяца назад +3

    hopefully Chris doesn't have a kid, and if he does, hopefully social services in Finland will intervene and get it away from him. but that is assuming they don't go back to the US before Finish autorities have even looked into Chris.
    Chris going to Finland could be a blessing though, and they could probably get him help there, i mean Flutters family has to realize that Chris isn't all there, which Flutters probably isn't either if she'd even agree to marry Chris to begin with, so you'd think her family would keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't screw things up.
    regarding the human trafficking theory, i think it is more likely that Chris is being controlled by The Preators behind the scenes for profit. they could've been the ones that got him to livestream and make videos for RUclips, so that he could make them money, but if that is the case, it obviously didn't work out.

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 21 день назад +1

      Chris is too far gone for help. Sure, maybe they can put him on a med or two, but he craves attention and has narcissistic qualities. Good luck helping anyone like that

  •  2 месяца назад +1

    Not sure if I mentined this to you, before, but _Nowhere Land_ is probably the first time an album brought me to some tears, since I was in high-schol and the first time I listened to _Tommy,_ the whole way through. It's a really beautiful piece. A couple of your songs on there remind me of The Tubes' _Remote Control,_ though - brutally under-appreciated concept album, that one.
    I'd also make that statement abut Guns N' Roses' _Appetite For Destruction,_ since a friend of mine once described Bwie's _Ziggy Stardust_ as "a concept album w/ the concept removed, in that each song perfectly stands alone, but listened to in the order presented on the album, there's clearly a story unfolding." There;s plenty of acclaim for _Appetite_ as a regular album, especially as a full-length debut album, but you seldom see it talked about in the sense of it being a concept album that tells a story.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад +1

      Wow- THANK YOU! that is very high praise indeed!

    •  2 месяца назад

      @@jordanowen42 I'm still unpacking my new apartment (which I moved into, the last week of Feb 2024, cos crippling depression is a bit and a half) and decided to give my old LP of _Remote Control_ another listen, giving my massive bender on Babylonian Tiles and The Chameleons a break. I might be hearing bits of that album everywhere -but The Tubes were always one of those bands that, like Velvet Underground, were more influential than popular - even their retroactive acclaim is relatively sparse, when compared to their huge range of influence! They were theatrical in ways that pre-dated the heyday of the '70s Alice Cooper show, their social commentary came before most punk bands, they're not quite a mainstream rock sound, but defy being pigenholed into any particular subgenre outside the nebulously-defined "art rock."
      Always a high compliment, when I compare anything to The Tubes!

  • @blitzerblazinoah6838
    @blitzerblazinoah6838 2 месяца назад

    Chris Chan self-identifies as Liam Neeson's daughter.

  • @HiGlowie
    @HiGlowie 21 день назад

    And this is why abortion should be legal.

  • @michaelbuehler3897
    @michaelbuehler3897 Месяц назад

    Chris Chan, the ongoing train wreck that just keeps going on somehow.

  • @joemartin5669
    @joemartin5669 2 месяца назад +1

    You can't traffic a train wreck.

  • @iandungeon273
    @iandungeon273 2 месяца назад

    Fine, ill resume watching the 40 something hour documentary

  • @winfieldwinfield5450
    @winfieldwinfield5450 2 месяца назад +2

    Has anyone ever told you that you look like Nathan Explosion? And I mean that in a good way.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад

      Ding dada ding dong tick tock. Ding dada ding dong DETHKLOK.

  • @Woodwhittling66
    @Woodwhittling66 2 месяца назад

    God, this is such a wretched story. All of it.

  • @emodante1084
    @emodante1084 2 месяца назад

    23:17 I get what you're saying here but this sounds like an assisted living home conducting a social experiment to see if two disabled adults can raise a child. And given what we know about Chris, the answer is they (Chris and Flutter) can't.

  • @redandblue323
    @redandblue323 2 месяца назад +1

    you rock!

  • @TorridPrime217
    @TorridPrime217 2 месяца назад +1

    It's a scam, the trolls are scamming him and are going to broadcast the rugpull reveal because they think it'll get a lot of views

  • @Dinosaurwith42heads
    @Dinosaurwith42heads 2 месяца назад

    I'm just finding this out just now?

  • @Jotinko
    @Jotinko 2 месяца назад +2

    WTF? I'm 37 and never even been kissed yet. More power to Chris and I hope it works. Yes, I'm guilty of asking for your opinion of Daniel Larson but (please don't hate me) here's a tiny rundown. He's a VEEEERY entertaining and hilarious lolcow who's delusions make Chris Chan and Cyraxx look extremely sane. He gets into very random situations and freaks out in public a lot. You'll love him, Jordan. He's in prison now.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад +2

      I’m sorry to hear you’ve never been kissed. There’s ways to make it happen but I’m one to give advice in that regard.

    • @Jotinko
      @Jotinko 2 месяца назад

      @@jordanowen42 Thank you for the love, bro. My mild autism and anxiety tend to make me not seen in the type of light but I hope to meet a woman on the spectrum who understands me but in the meantime being fully ignored and blown off is the norm to me.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla 2 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@Jotinko Fellow high-functioning autist here. Hopefully, you'll find somebody soon enough. It could happen when you least expect it. Honestly, the lifestories of people like Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Cyraxx, and are major tragedies. The system failing to help autistic &/or mentally ill people who are so clearly going through crises just saddens & infuriates me to no end!

  • @HieiDaHellSpawn94
    @HieiDaHellSpawn94 2 месяца назад +1

    Is love Quest is officially over and Twilight might be a better love story than this

  • @13KcMagicGirlCosplay
    @13KcMagicGirlCosplay 2 месяца назад

    This flutter girl is probably similar to Chris in genuine like him for some odd reason. I seriously hope they do not have a child. I seriously hope there is not a little girl running around with the name Crystal Weston sonachue Chandler. Or a boy by the name sonachue. those poor children I cannot believe Christian is getting married. I guess there is somebody out there for everybody.
    I would not be surprised if you saw Chris and flutter on 90 day fiancé

  • @thegenericnerdking
    @thegenericnerdking 2 месяца назад +1

    Chris is on Hrt. I doubt they'd be able to get a girl pregnant

    • @overweightactor
      @overweightactor 2 месяца назад

      Thank god.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад +5

      Not they. He.

    • @thegenericnerdking
      @thegenericnerdking 2 месяца назад

      @jordanowen42 I thought I could avoid a pronoun debate sorry lol genuinely not trying to be disrespectful cause I like your stuff

    • @xneurotoxic
      @xneurotoxic 9 дней назад

      Do we know if he is still on HRT? I saw he has some unshaved beard so I was thinking is he even taking them properly or even if he stopped

    • @thegenericnerdking
      @thegenericnerdking 9 дней назад

      @xneurotoxic I'm not entirely sure. I know you can still grow facial hair on hrt it just doesn't come in as thick. Chris has always been pretty meticulous about his body hair grooming. It's one of the only things he's kinda hygienic about.

  • @Marshdweller
    @Marshdweller 2 месяца назад

    Please, for the love of God, don't cover those wretched souls.

  • @Gokulosestoavirus
    @Gokulosestoavirus 2 месяца назад

    I called it

  • @danthemanspear
    @danthemanspear 2 месяца назад +3

    It is not been confirmed that Flutter is “ChrisChans” sweetheart. “ChrisChan” has even said it himself that Flutter is not his sweetheart..

  • @OutlawSpaceWizard
    @OutlawSpaceWizard 2 месяца назад

    Well thats a horrifying title and i havent evn watched four seconds.

  • @megacide84
    @megacide84 2 месяца назад +1

    I've completely lost all interest in Chris Chan. Moved on to more entertaining lolcows such as Cyrax, Anacondasin, and the Poopsquatch.

    • @jordanowen42
      @jordanowen42  2 месяца назад +9

      It would really be better if Lolcows weren’t a source of entertainment.

    • @Gokulosestoavirus
      @Gokulosestoavirus 2 месяца назад

      @@jordanowen42disagree
      Cyraxx absolutely deserves the attention for the predatory behavior. I will never feel bad for predators.

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 2 месяца назад

      @@GokulosestoavirusThat guy is too gross and volatile to find entertaining but he definately deserves the attention he’s accumulated due to his deplorable behavior.

    • @Gokulosestoavirus
      @Gokulosestoavirus Месяц назад

      @@Jackal_El_Lobo34
      I find it entertaining, but I’m a father of teenage girls. So seeing the pdf file getting trolled and being miserable just melts my heart. I love watching Cyraxx rage out, I love watching him cry to the cops, and I love the entertainment we get when WGH does his magic.