I would say that taking "Chef Boyardee" as an insult is itself an insult to your heritage, because Boiardi actually did a lot to bring Italian cuisine to the forefront in America, make meals accessible to the low income, and essentially created an entire industry. The man chose to sell his company rather than be forced to lay off all his 5000 workers after the war effort, because he didn't want to see them go hungry themselves. He was a real legend.
Yeah, he was a real cool guy, even if the modern day brand isn't entirely so glamorous. I wanna try recreating that one pasta sauce recipe which might be his original one.
That's "italian" americans in a nutshell for you. They have no idea about any heritage or culture whatsoever The Columbus scene in Sopranos is a great example of that
@@daveraschkeI don't get it either, the only thing I'm noticing as a former sandwich artist is that the sub is way to wide. also maybe that the S logo looks like a dragons tail? Idk
1:51:33 When Mike started theorizing about why Joel is scared of aliens and then going to movies instead of his irl ufo experience 😭 my heart skipped a beat I know he wanted to retell the story again
That spyro subway part got me confused at first and then it was like a core memory unlocked from the deepest parts of my conscience, i shared Mike's sentiment i did not want a refresher of that effed up image
34:23 This is the most JMike video JMike's viewers could've submitted in for this compilation and probably the closest Jortle will get to being banned this decade
On Halloween, Joel should do a Halloween Spooky Video Spectacular where there’s no theme and he just tells chat to send him the scariest videos they can find. They’re all real of course.
I feel like the submissions would be a mix of "cryptid caught on tape" and "POV: you're not holding the flashlight right while your dad's trying to fix the car."
The Chef Boyardee slander needs to stop! He was a real person and a real American Hero. His food fed the troops during WWII and he received one of the highest military honors a civilian can receive for his work.
This is probably my favorite series that Joel does (especially fun to marathon around Halloween) and Mike joining in really added to its usual chaos. I love how they kept getting distracted from the actual videos. Also, I don't think what came out of that egg was a dragon. Judging by the noises, I think it was actually the Porcupine Antichrist from Woodland Critter Christmas. No wonder dude is so loud. He's just looking for a vessel!
1:57:49 Somehow I feel like the edited ending to Toy Story 3 was better than what Disney came up with within the last few years for that franchise, also Mike's laugh here is great.
Yeah, Joel's humor works best when the videos are earnestly serious. Having fun videos every now and then like the Duende war are good, but only as climaxes at the end. I honestly like Vinny's "Let's look at spooky things" streams more than Joel's. Joel might be funnier, but Vinny doesn't have ADHD and can actually stay on topic, making for more enjoyable stream.
I think the problem is that nowadays there is way WAY to much obviously fake garbage that is just designed for click baiting. Some of the earlier streams Joel did had very classic videos that I specifically remember watching when I was deep into cryptids and whatnot while I was quite young during early youtube.
The thing is, Lidl is a German company, and that _is_ the German pronunciation, so it's the TV ads that pronounce it wrong. "Liddle" is technically incorrect but because I've heard that pronunciation my entire life, I just got used to it.
This man Adam ... was pleasing himself in the toi- ... oilet after some hectic time in the office. Shockingly, ... He ejected ... A giant tadpole hit the wall and fell to the floor. It was not only a huge tadpole, but it had a sense of it's own that helped it move faster on the floor. It ran all over the floor trying to escape. One of the most horrifying true stories I have ever heard today.
I would have been able to stomach Mike's description of eating balut if he hadn't mentioned he was wearing braces. Between that and the extra high dose of seminal silly in this stream I feel like I'll need a shower after I finish it
I used to love that series as a kid, it actually fooled me into thinking homunculi were real for a very long time. I got really sad when he stopped uploading, even sadder when I found out he passed. I bet he would have made something incredible if he was still alive. He might’ve gotten really popular, who knows. But that series always holds a place in my heart…
I'm so worried Mike's gonna breathe in that fuckin tooth pick while he's laughing. I keep imagine throwing up a big ass splinter and it's messing with me ngl. Great video tho
Joel made me look up that Toy Story 3 Prank video and goddamn, it's actually a good prank and the most genuinely wholesome family I've ever seen 2:14:13 Oh shit, it's the best weird fucker of a bird in the world, a goddamn Potoo. Those things really look like mythological gremlin creatures
Is wish there was some crossover between Oneyplays and Mike/Joel. Their fecal love for homunculi would form an unbreakable bond. 37:50 that's the hardest I heard Joel laugh
The "skinwalker" dog video reminds me of sleepovers as a kid where you'd try to scare each other. Then everyone gets a little paranoid and get spooked by shadows or the floor creaking.
The first time I ever read the word "homonculus" was in the history section of my college genetics textbook (some people thought that sperms contained fully formed little men before genetic theories were developed), so it's always funny to hear Joey and Mike mention them.
For me it was seeing Full Metal Alchemist on Adult Swim one night maybe in 2003 or 2004, at least I think it was that one, if that version also had them.
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I would say that taking "Chef Boyardee" as an insult is itself an insult to your heritage, because Boiardi actually did a lot to bring Italian cuisine to the forefront in America, make meals accessible to the low income, and essentially created an entire industry. The man chose to sell his company rather than be forced to lay off all his 5000 workers after the war effort, because he didn't want to see them go hungry themselves. He was a real legend.
Yeah, he was a real cool guy, even if the modern day brand isn't entirely so glamorous.
I wanna try recreating that one pasta sauce recipe which might be his original one.
great dude, great heritage
That's "italian" americans in a nutshell for you. They have no idea about any heritage or culture whatsoever
The Columbus scene in Sopranos is a great example of that
30 minutes into the stream and we've watched 3 minutes and 13 seconds of videos. Certified Bend and Drill Brothers stream right here.
Bent and Drill Bros should be a tshirt
Mike screaming and begging Joel not to show subway spyro on stream was an incredibly tense moment. Pure cinema.
What the hell even is that
@daveraschke just a really gross shit fetish drawing
@@daveraschke Google it. I found the full image first try.
@@daveraschkeI don't get it either, the only thing I'm noticing as a former sandwich artist is that the sub is way to wide. also maybe that the S logo looks like a dragons tail? Idk
@@daveraschkeit's a subway and Spyro based scat image.
Joel is doing everything he can to avoid the UFO videos
When he does it's just going to be UFO Porno for 3 hours straight.
The Russian guy getting electrocuted by his homunculus and then smashing it with a bible is like the Citizen Kane of it's genre.
“Blyat!!” -russian guy, before obliterating the homunculus
He smashed it with a dictionary
@@IDHLEB
That's one way to teach it a language.
It was more that it “spat” at him than anything regarding electrocution
The bible was Smiling Friends, not the OG video
1:51:33 When Mike started theorizing about why Joel is scared of aliens and then going to movies instead of his irl ufo experience 😭 my heart skipped a beat I know he wanted to retell the story again
1:56:40 when mikes showing his dad the "news" had me creased with his impression of his dad
What story? I cant find it, do you have a link?
@Leiwi ruclips.net/video/77DxKrfqt6o/видео.htmlsi=CYXWeLG1hyaomC18
2:18:15 mike making the spyro footlong joke and then immediately freaking out thinking joel is going to show it on stream 😭
mike laughs like a cartoon witch
It makes me happy
thats the other curse the witch has given to him
Mike pauses so much that even fucking JOEL complains about it.
To be fair 50 minutes of videos turned into 3 hours and a half lmao
Even more unwatchable that the Werewolves episode
36:07
I've watched Mike turn a 1 minute video into an hour multiple times
unstoppable force meets immovable object
this stream has some real STOOOOOOOOP FIIIIIIIIGHTIIIIIIIIIING vibes if you ask me
HELLO MY TWO DADDIES HELLOO
HELLO WHATS UP HELLLOOO WHATS UP
Look at what you did! You created life
HELLO WHAT'S UP HELLO WHAT'S UP!
And he's in his youtube video, doing that egg sh1t.
Joel and Mike should have a podcast, I've been laughing almost nonstop
mike can't even handle the warrens, imagine how bad it would be trying to make another podcast with the sweden time difference lmao
@@LM-MMM that would just add to the Quality
That spyro subway part got me confused at first and then it was like a core memory unlocked from the deepest parts of my conscience, i shared Mike's sentiment i did not want a refresher of that effed up image
Instant psychic damage
I’m also in the dark. Should I stay that way
@@Lishadra Eh, it depends on how seasoned you are on weird furry fetish stuff.
I feel like I may know whats being referenced, but im not sure. What was the image?
@@tapehead3832 A furry Spyro character(?) laying a huge log in a loaf of bread why Spyro watches.
28:27
Joel: are you familiar with mustard gas?
Mike: yea I like mustard
Hey, look, it's my alt!
@@SUUOOOMMIIIPERRKKEEELEEEEE NIE
@@SUUOOOMMIIIPERRKKEEELEEEEE how you doing alt
It reminds me of Joel playing Facade
[Trip talks about alcoholic drinks]
Joel: "How about rubbing alcohol"
Trip: "Oh, yeah, that's even better!"
@@KirbyMario12345_939 rubbing the alcohol japanese style
I love that the moment we go to mikes cam he not only has a toothpick in his mouth but is also twiddling ANOTHER toothpick between his fingers
I heard lavender town theme and I immediately made the big frown and lynched myself while pikachu cried tears of blood through the Gameboy screen
Why lynched specifically? Why not say hung?
I always remember specifically that crying Jigglypuff photo
@@jackwhite2654 jack white don’t do this to me pls im begging you
34:23 This is the most JMike video JMike's viewers could've submitted in for this compilation and probably the closest Jortle will get to being banned this decade
The reaction to "Feed Me Seymour" is magical.
Literally a Xavier Renegade Angel episode lol
I made the mistake of putting this video on while driving somewhere and I was in tears at this part while on the highway.
@@CatterCattingtonfilm called wadzilla
@@CatterCattington Chillerama. An anthology horror of trash insanity
When i was little, i thought homunculus were actually real they lowkey scared me tbh
They are. What do you mean?
you just need an egg, a man, and time
They are real tho, I've seen it happen, I know a guy
Watch Full Metal Alchemist, I take it?
You were one dumb kid
i fell asleep to this video and it was horrible. i had constant dreams about homunculi and i could still hear joel and mike shouting 😭😭😭
35:53 Xavier Renegade Angel moment
The frog of indescribale pain is one of my favorites.
That last video of Joey's... That was real... The realest of all real footage leaked from NASA. That was a documentary
Love to see the Bend and Drill bros together
I usually put on a Joel video before bed as something to sleep to. But i was laughing too hard and it hadn't been 20 minutes yet
I can't fathom how anyone could fall asleep to Joel streams, they're so loud, and I don't mean that in a hostile way
@@RetroBleck Voices of the Void is pretty chill.
Go back to his old oblivion streams, they're good background noise for sleep.
"How does it feel when the OTHER guy gets the AGGA, not me?"
~Yobel 2024
"This man is bald" My sides died
Mike laughs like a goblin and I love it
On Halloween, Joel should do a Halloween Spooky Video Spectacular where there’s no theme and he just tells chat to send him the scariest videos they can find. They’re all real of course.
I feel like the submissions would be a mix of "cryptid caught on tape" and "POV: you're not holding the flashlight right while your dad's trying to fix the car."
@@gwendolynstata3775 for real lmao
I'm expecting at least one (1) masqueraded Mr. Bean Sex Jackass among the submissions.
He should play Mr bones
4:47 seamless transition
The Chef Boyardee slander needs to stop! He was a real person and a real American Hero. His food fed the troops during WWII and he received one of the highest military honors a civilian can receive for his work.
I'd argue the overall quality of the Chef Boyardee brand is itself slander against the man.
@@theghostofyankeejimIt was a little more flavorful in the 90s/2000s. The ravioli was meatier too.
This is probably my favorite series that Joel does (especially fun to marathon around Halloween) and Mike joining in really added to its usual chaos. I love how they kept getting distracted from the actual videos.
Also, I don't think what came out of that egg was a dragon. Judging by the noises, I think it was actually the Porcupine Antichrist from Woodland Critter Christmas. No wonder dude is so loud. He's just looking for a vessel!
1:57:49 Somehow I feel like the edited ending to Toy Story 3 was better than what Disney came up with within the last few years for that franchise, also Mike's laugh here is great.
I want Joel to watch more actual spooky videos. The ones in his chunk here don’t scratch my itch
Not to mention it's like 10% watching videos and 90% talking about nothing while a video is paused.
Yeah, Joel's humor works best when the videos are earnestly serious. Having fun videos every now and then like the Duende war are good, but only as climaxes at the end. I honestly like Vinny's "Let's look at spooky things" streams more than Joel's. Joel might be funnier, but Vinny doesn't have ADHD and can actually stay on topic, making for more enjoyable stream.
I think the problem is that nowadays there is way WAY to much obviously fake garbage that is just designed for click baiting. Some of the earlier streams Joel did had very classic videos that I specifically remember watching when I was deep into cryptids and whatnot while I was quite young during early youtube.
@@spaghettivase4808 Videos need to be vetted, simple as that.
@@spaghettivase4808 there are still genuinely creepy videos out there, you just have to know where/how to look. But i agree
this is the best thing to watch while stoned
Mike's abject terror at the prospect of Joel posting The Image, is hysterical.
i love you joel!!! have a good weekend
"You think he's natty Mike?"
My brain: Yes, he looks like he's composed of at least 75% natty ice.
2:38:02 i quote this video every time i see a witch in minecraft, EVERY TIME
39:52 This would be a Pac-Man game in real life, and if you add colored cars, it will be an emulation of those Pac-Man scenes from *Pixels.*
Always nice to have guests to watch some spooky slop
don't call this slop when this is obviously real footage
It's an accronym
Super
Legit
Official
Phootage
Visiting the nursing home.
@@megasartshack then why do people call skibidi toilet "slop"? Is skib secretly real???
@@Caspercabyou didn’t know that it is?
I’m forever going to be pronouncing Lidl, Linus and Benadryl wrong
Leedil, Leenus, Ben and Drill
The thing is, Lidl is a German company, and that _is_ the German pronunciation, so it's the TV ads that pronounce it wrong. "Liddle" is technically incorrect but because I've heard that pronunciation my entire life, I just got used to it.
Leedl is how everyone pronounces it
This man Adam ...
was pleasing himself in the toi- ...
oilet after some hectic time in the office. Shockingly, ...
He ejected ...
A giant tadpole hit the wall and fell to the floor.
It was not only a huge tadpole, but it had a sense of it's own that helped it move faster on the floor.
It ran all over the floor trying to escape.
One of the most horrifying true stories I have ever heard today.
who the fuck is this guy just burning down forests
I would have been able to stomach Mike's description of eating balut if he hadn't mentioned he was wearing braces. Between that and the extra high dose of seminal silly in this stream I feel like I'll need a shower after I finish it
It's crazy how Mike's 24 minute video is over in 2 hours while Joel's 30 minutes video is over in one hour
I fucking love when Joel does a gigantic content drop.
the russian homunculus guy sadly passed away some time ago now
What happened to his homonculous? Did his family take it in?
Poor guy knew too much and the Kremlin had to put him down, RIP raising a homunculus egg to a real one.
I used to love that series as a kid, it actually fooled me into thinking homunculi were real for a very long time. I got really sad when he stopped uploading, even sadder when I found out he passed. I bet he would have made something incredible if he was still alive. He might’ve gotten really popular, who knows. But that series always holds a place in my heart…
3 hours in and I'm still stuck on 'Count Ejacula' lmao
I'm so worried Mike's gonna breathe in that fuckin tooth pick while he's laughing. I keep imagine throwing up a big ass splinter and it's messing with me ngl. Great video tho
I love how the “tadpole” is described as a MISCHIEVOUS CREATURE
10/10
5:07 unironed italian flag, RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fitting Joel makes a humongous video and starts it off by talking about Alien: Romulus
ladies and gentlemen, benjamin a. dryll.
THEY JUST KEEP YAAPIN
You should come to wales we have dragons everywhere it’s the blood thirsty sheep you gotta watch out for
What do you expect from the sheep after what your people did to them?
How can you guys say this? On Welsh lamb day, of all days!
Mint sauce goes well with a bloodthirsty sheep
@@chersnotdead5124 honestly nothing better and the fight is great exercise
@@redwiltshire1816 chasing sheep through the Llandudno high street with forks is cheaper than a gym membership
I'm surprised Joey didn't point out that Mike is actually a Duende. He sits on a booster seat each stream
I bet Joel would like the green Dos Equis beer. It is like drinking water
Joel doesn't always drink beer. But when he does...
two kings being lordly
No Spyro or Subway in the thumbnail?
We don't talk abou that in this house
tldr; it's always some guy (often an uncle) looking for beans
Joel made me look up that Toy Story 3 Prank video and goddamn, it's actually a good prank and the most genuinely wholesome family I've ever seen
2:14:13 Oh shit, it's the best weird fucker of a bird in the world, a goddamn Potoo. Those things really look like mythological gremlin creatures
Your guy's American impressions are on point
1:56:14 Mike gaslights his dad
2:21:20 now i really want to know what they're talking about...
There is a lot of fetish art of dragons fucking trains... hence: Dragon Subway being a bad thing to search
Theres an infamous image of Spyro making a poo subway sandwich with some help from his friends
PLEASE Do more Videos with Mike!!!
Is wish there was some crossover between Oneyplays and Mike/Joel. Their fecal love for homunculi would form an unbreakable bond. 37:50 that's the hardest I heard Joel laugh
Love that Mike couldn’t just say oh Benadryl is cough medicine
Well, more lika an allergy medicine
Trying to put my makeup on to this video and I’m struggling crying laughing 💀
11:09 this is the STRONGEST opening to any spooky RUclips videos night
Oh god, I hope Mike tells Joel about the small Oji-san
The "skinwalker" dog video reminds me of sleepovers as a kid where you'd try to scare each other. Then everyone gets a little paranoid and get spooked by shadows or the floor creaking.
Cutie patootie gets framed as a skinwalker for playing a game with owner
The first time I ever read the word "homonculus" was in the history section of my college genetics textbook (some people thought that sperms contained fully formed little men before genetic theories were developed), so it's always funny to hear Joey and Mike mention them.
For me it was seeing Full Metal Alchemist on Adult Swim one night maybe in 2003 or 2004, at least I think it was that one, if that version also had them.
Sperms lookin where to drop from the Cumbus like Fortnite
Yooo I was waiting for this, nice!
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Joel's dragon videos are invalid, since the majority of them were Wyverns since they only had 2 legs ☝️🤓
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Thanks
did I already watch this stream on Mike's channel? yes. am I going to watch the whole thing again on Joel's channel? also yes.
Fact the guy who made the homunculus video actually passed away 3 years ago I think
It got him
@@The_Vent_Goblinrevenge.
Mike lost automatically by not including the BLYAAT book clip.
THEY REALLY CATCH GARGOYLE
Lavender town
Jeff Killer
@@margerinethacker6499 He name Jeff
Linus Turvald I've talked with him in 2012 on the Latinoware
that baby dragon video makes me deeply uncomfortable. Why does it exist? Why are these two women doing this? Why is the video so long?
The BendaDrill™ experience
BOBER KURWA
I just love watching these two single braincells interacting with one another, I don't even care what the context it ♡
Liking and subscriptioning
Can't get enough of:
*G A r G O Y l e s*
Why did I deliberately choose to watch this while eating to feel better about myself after the immense post nütting clarity.
they do should do this more often, and why not get vinny on it too. it'll be perfect.
Mike has excellent chemistry with Joel
25:14 that was Chef Boyardee
Mike has good eyes, I didn't even notice the barefoot weewee pad at first, also his feet look...small
I swear if Mike took his glasses off and you squinted he would look like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys 😂
03:06:06 is the best
When mike said somebody getting sucked in nyc is crazy. I mean u do get sucked. But the disappearing is true
2 hours to watch 25 minutes of video. Awesome
I can't believe Mike named exactly where my hometown is
Miller Light mentioned!
I wonder if Joel would eat casu marzu, virign eggs, or bird spit soup
he has the no of hair