Clown fish are cannibals and barracuda don't eat clown fish so marlin most likely ate Nemos mum along with all the eggs and made up the story with the barracuda to cope
Finding Nemo was a cultural phenomenon that released on 10th October 2003 and saved all fish from going extinct due to lack of awareness for marlins huge dumptruck
I heard it had to do with Global warming. Alaska is the fastest warming state, and since the waters around Alaska are getting significantly warmer, the crabs are migrating a lot farther north. It was either that, or mass disease killing them. But iirc it's all still up to speculation right now. So any reason could be right, or a combination of all of them.
That’s what I initially thought too due to sanctions and the war, but ironically I spoke with a fisherman from Alaska like last week and he said it’s due to them migrating to colder/deeper water. He told me he’s seen it happen before, but it was never on a scale this massive.
There needs to be a remaster video of all their perspectives during this crab session. Also a deleted scenes set of videos of the rest of the 2 hours convo
Entire ecosystems are disappearing overnight due to human-expedited global warming, rearing the head of an ecological collapse that would kill off a significant portion of life on the planet, ending modern human civilization possibly forever. humans: hahaha funny
Blarg’s video was so much more painful 😂😂 This was a good content video, but Blarg’s POV was a great representation of what y’all dealt with in this session 💀
Okay, realizing that the song at 1:26 is the Portal song made me unreasonably happy for zero reason, and for that, you have earned a god damned like. Don't spend it all on crack.
If all the crabs were at 6-9 pounds minimum give or take, it would NEARLY be around $2,000,000,000,000 (two trillion), 1.9ish to be "exact", and that's not including if some of them are more 'premium' crabs.
Let me just say, I am someone who is on meds, and this made me feel like I don't need to take any today, so thank you (: *Edit* I'm still going to take them, this just gave me that dopamine boost for now lol
Oh shit I almost forgot to take my meds. This gave me enough of a boost I wanted to believe I was invincible But never mind my blood pressure is getting low, gotta take my meds
@@nicelemon7562 Who knows at this point. College isn't going great, work opportunities are limited where I live and can't afford to move to fix it, relationship always seems rocky. Don't know what's wrong with me but pretty sure it's a lot
@@Smokeyxz Trust me man I know. I doubt things will get better for a few years. For now pushing through life and seeing what happens is all a person can really do
PLEASE make more videos with this group. Don't get me wrong, I like the Misfits wit Fitz and the gang, but this group just works so well together. Peak content😂
0:03 yes it is true, they are bottom feeders that are microscopic, and as they age, they get closer and closer to the shoreline, adapting to the environment, and quite literally evolving whilst conscious
If someone counted a billion crabs at the pace of 1 crab per second, it would take approximately 32 years to count them. So 11 billion crabs would take 352 years to count.
This is the funniest video by swagger that i have seen so far, and at least top ten, if not top five for funniest video I've ever seen, and I've watched many thousands of videos in my time (I have a problem lol)
Swaggers videos are set up in such a way that if you stop paying attention for half a minute you will miss vital lore to understanding the jokes from there on out. They just constantly build
Ive lost count of how many times Ive watch the crab episode its honestly one of the funniest things Ive watched in a while and I keep coming back to it.🦀🦀🦀🦀
Can’t believe I’ve spent the last 11 minutes and 50 seconds listening to 5 idiots talk about an incalculable loss of crab life and I still somehow managed to be entertained.
Someone please help us find them
If you didn't see where they went I got bad news for ya
What do you mean you guys already solved the case? Walt and Jesse dissolved all 11 billion of them in the vat of acid.
apparantely they died because the temperature was 2 degrees higher than usual in the water. rip 11 billion crabs
Red lobster is having a special 😂
We gotta get to Alaska Jesse!!
This has gotta be one of the funniest CSGO videos from them I’ve watched in a while, *and all they’re talking about is 11 billion missing crabs*
Blarg's video was 43 minutes long only the crabs stuff lol
The best part is you can watch it 11 billion times and it's still funny.
It's 11 minutes too, just like the amount of billion crabs missing
Bottom tier video
🧢
Blarg will forever regret bringing up 11 billion crabs going missing, but it makes for great content
If finding Nemo was real marlin would turn into a female and reproduce with Nemo after the mum dies
Clown fish are cannibals and barracuda don't eat clown fish so marlin most likely ate Nemos mum along with all the eggs and made up the story with the barracuda to cope
Finding Nemo was a cultural phenomenon that released on 10th October 2003 and saved all fish from going extinct due to lack of awareness for marlins huge dumptruck
Everything is content :)
@@James-6407 That part about Marlin cannibalising his wife and unborn children made me act up
“geez Walt, what you got in this bag”
“Half a million crabs”
Actually one the funniest things I’ve seen
This is unironicaly one of the best things ive ever seen on youtube.
For those actually wondering, they’re suspecting China or Russia have been illegally crabbing in Alaska’s ocean space
Very interesting, yet another reason to start WWIII, thanks
I heard it had to do with Global warming. Alaska is the fastest warming state, and since the waters around Alaska are getting significantly warmer, the crabs are migrating a lot farther north.
It was either that, or mass disease killing them. But iirc it's all still up to speculation right now. So any reason could be right, or a combination of all of them.
Thats really fishy
@@anoobis3564 f u
That’s what I initially thought too due to sanctions and the war, but ironically I spoke with a fisherman from Alaska like last week and he said it’s due to them migrating to colder/deeper water. He told me he’s seen it happen before, but it was never on a scale this massive.
Turns out Swagger's neighbors don't complain because they're literal crabs
And they are gone.
@@marshall21610 😂😂
2/11 billion crabs found
They're literal crabs?
So they're crabs that perceive everything verbatim?
Thank God Swagger still pulls out this masterpieces of videos in 2022. It makes me feel like 2012 never ended.
Same.
Still has that 2012 energy
@@SlyHikari03 got that 20...11 billion crabs energy
damn unc
Crabs are the final evolution of humor
I never knew I could be entertained by crabs for 11 minutes straight
One minute = 1 billion crabs 😢
I laughed way too much. Now my face hurts like I've eaten 11 billion crabs.
me too, but its because im allergic and might die
There needs to be a remaster video of all their perspectives during this crab session. Also a deleted scenes set of videos of the rest of the 2 hours convo
Not whole thing but their channels
imagine you fall into the backroom and there is 11 billion crabs just looking at you
7:22 Got me out of nowhere. I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 CRABBY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Man, the crab comment sure was a deadly catch for you guys
I'll see myself out
please do see yourself out.
Please sea yourself out.
No!! You will SEA yourself out!!!
Sea* yourself out
no come back here that was fucking funny
i like men
Entire ecosystems are disappearing overnight due to human-expedited global warming, rearing the head of an ecological collapse that would kill off a significant portion of life on the planet, ending modern human civilization possibly forever.
humans: hahaha funny
Swear to god Soup's Hank impression about the crabs is the funnies thing in this whole session.
Can we just talk about how spot on that Hank impression was though?
Alaska: Loses 11 billion crabs
The next day: THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
When I’m sad I come to this video and immediately feel better. This video is hilarious and will continue to be.
Blarg’s video was so much more painful 😂😂
This was a good content video, but Blarg’s POV was a great representation of what y’all dealt with in this session 💀
Fr
Everyone else's videos capture a lot more suffering
So glad this video is bringing awareness to the missing crabs 😢
It actually does really suck. It is a very large part of our economy. The Russians and Chinese have been illegally fishing them in Alaskan water.
@@alaskancabin7506 Time to sink those boats
@@alaskancabin7506 and idiots go "Glawbal wArming is a real thing, so due to significant temperature increase..." I hate them...
No matter how many times I hear about the 11 billion crabs and the following descent into madness from the Goons, I can't get enough.
Holy shit you guys are a hoot, this crab stuff has to become yalls thing now. I'm expecting random callbacks in like 19 videos from now.
This is by far the funniest CS moments we’ve had in a while. Thank you Blarg for bringing up all the damn crabs going missing.
Okay, realizing that the song at 1:26 is the Portal song made me unreasonably happy for zero reason, and for that, you have earned a god damned like. Don't spend it all on crack.
This is actually the funniest video y’all have made in a while
This has to be the most I've ever laughed in like 3 years.. f*cking GOLDEN!
4:41 the sequel “better call crab”
Bro why is this the funniest video ever and it's just talking about 11 billion crabs starving to death in Alaska
I haven't laughed this hard in ages god I love this to death
no way did 11 million crabs just make me lose my absolute mind and uncontrollably laugh for 11 minutes and 50 seconds straight
This is the 4th time I’ve watched this session and I’m still dying every time 😂
If all the crabs were at 6-9 pounds minimum give or take, it would NEARLY be around $2,000,000,000,000 (two trillion), 1.9ish to be "exact", and that's not including if some of them are more 'premium' crabs.
Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
Let me just say, I am someone who is on meds, and this made me feel like I don't need to take any today, so thank you (:
*Edit* I'm still going to take them, this just gave me that dopamine boost for now lol
I wish I was that smart with them when I could afford meds
Oh shit I almost forgot to take my meds. This gave me enough of a boost I wanted to believe I was invincible
But never mind my blood pressure is getting low, gotta take my meds
@@nicelemon7562 Who knows at this point. College isn't going great, work opportunities are limited where I live and can't afford to move to fix it, relationship always seems rocky. Don't know what's wrong with me but pretty sure it's a lot
Calvin things get better. It may seem like shit but I promise things do get better. You will figure out man.
@@Smokeyxz Trust me man I know. I doubt things will get better for a few years. For now pushing through life and seeing what happens is all a person can really do
Somehow a joke became the whole video and the video was fucking perfect. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Stay crabby 🦀
Never thought that 11 billion crabs would make me laugh so much.
I love how one statement of 11 billion crabs went missing turned into a whole entire video
I just love how the mention of 11 billion crustaceans was enough to make them all collectively lose their minds
PLEASE make more videos with this group. Don't get me wrong, I like the Misfits wit Fitz and the gang, but this group just works so well together. Peak content😂
One of the funniest things I've heard whole day,Blarg is Indeed a man of Content
0:03 yes it is true, they are bottom feeders that are microscopic, and as they age, they get closer and closer to the shoreline, adapting to the environment, and quite literally evolving whilst conscious
These are the kind of RUclipsrs that'll say they're jokes are washed up, then produce the single best crab content gaming video on RUclips
Literally had a commercial about aquariums at 8:20 talking about fish😂
Laughing Is contagious, and these guys are best source for it 😂😂😂
BROOO THE BREAKING BAD PART KILLED ME 😂😂
This is the funniest crab related humor I've ever seen lmao
im so fucking high n the video gradually turning into a never ending crab bit is so funny dude
Evolving into crab is a marylanders dream
Not me watching this video 11 months later 💀 rip to those 11 billion crabs 😭
I can't believe they managed to keep the crab punchline going for the entire damn video!
More crabs and punchlines than “Crabpunchers Weekly”
If someone counted a billion crabs at the pace of 1 crab per second, it would take approximately 32 years to count them. So 11 billion crabs would take 352 years to count.
this feels like a new age of swagger, this was the funniest video ive watched in a long time
More crab funny moments
Crab funny moments to mourn the 11 billion missing crabs.
Mr krabs: “sponge boi me bob where am I”
I can’t believe this is a third version of this video I see and I’m still dying laughing bc of these eleven billion goddamn crabs
8:44 When the crabs are real
11:40 seconds of laughing at crabs
"Jesus Christ, Walt. What's in the bag? half a million crabs?" that shit had me in fucking tears.
This video is just several men devolving back into monkeys
8:33 I actually first saw the 11billion crab bit on tiktok…
I grow stronger with every perspective of this session i watch
I love how swagger made an entire video on one continuous bit about the 11 billion crabs that went missing 😂
I just imagine being on the enemy team not knowing the team you are fighting against is having an hour long conversation about crabs
The fact that you’ve stayed with you content style :) makes me happy watching your videos swag
jokes on you swagger, I'm already on meds
By far one of my most favorite videos
Haven't laughed this hard since the "Bunger" incident 😂😂
This is the funniest video by swagger that i have seen so far, and at least top ten, if not top five for funniest video I've ever seen, and I've watched many thousands of videos in my time (I have a problem lol)
Them: Life is like a highway.
Me: Life is a dark alleyway and I'm getting shanked every step of the way.
Bro really missed the opportunity to title the video "this video will give you crabs"
You know it’s a good day when swagger uploads
Didn't think nearly 12 minutes of crab talk would be so funny 🤣
yeah
The crabs didn't die, they just became invisible.
I loved the part where he said “it’s crabbin’ time “ and then proceeded to go to Alaska and kill 11 billion crabs
swagger’s laugh at 4:54 tho
The Sequel: Better Call Krabs
Holy shit watching this video is the most I've laughed in months, thank you so much for this Swagger
Swaggers videos are set up in such a way that if you stop paying attention for half a minute you will miss vital lore to understanding the jokes from there on out. They just constantly build
as someone who lives in alaska, i do in fact count crabs in my free time.
WE HAVE RETURNED
Better call crab
Keep an eye out for red lobster. Possibilities for the new item.....crabby patties!
I've watched this video four times now and today I got a nosebleed from laughing so hard at the dude scanning the crabs
Watching these guys losing their minds over crabs is absolutely hilarious.
Swagger has once again returned to cure my depression. :)
Can confirm I am now on meds because of this video
Not For Long
7:05
I love when english videos has subtitles, cuz even someone like me with bad english can understand. Greate job man!!!
I'm stoned as fuuuuc and Jesus Christ this almost sent me to a place my laughter couldn't even comprehend, holy crab man, 11 billion crabs
Ive lost count of how many times Ive watch the crab episode its honestly one of the funniest things Ive watched in a while and I keep coming back to it.🦀🦀🦀🦀
11 minutes of crabs. The greatest tribute to 11 Billion missing crabs.
I’m tired of crabs on this mother frickin plane
this entire video is literally just about crabs and it’s peak content
"You reckon somebody just lost them?"
I'm sorry how tf do you lose 11 BILLION FUCKING CRABS
come back just to re-laugh at 11 billion crab joke
u came back again, buddy
Can’t believe I’ve spent the last 11 minutes and 50 seconds listening to 5 idiots talk about an incalculable loss of crab life and I still somehow managed to be entertained.
Better Crab Saul
Breaking Crab
El Crabino
This was the best of all the csgo videos out there
*billion crabs go missing*
Me, a Korean : I bet it was those damn illegal Chinese fishing boats... *takes another bite of my crab omelette*