3:25 That was very dark and dirty, but if you add the plot twist that he was actually trying to save her, it could be considered a high IQ move. Just saying 💀
the official pokedex entry said : ' It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies.' and ' If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!' so misty will be fine if she keeps water close and she is a water pokemon trainer mainly . so she be fine , she get all the tingly and none of the rash .
Actually the idea of ghosts wailing has been started because dead people moan. I'm not kidding. When a person decomposes, they make a lot of... fluids. And those fluids make gasses. Gasses that make way through the throat, the vocal chords and sometimes while being forced out of the corpse, they make a forced "Moaning" sound. People hearing this thought the dead are waking up because they make noises..... And that also explains why a way to prevent a vampire from rising was to pierce the heart with a birch pole. In reality what that did was puncture the lungs of the dead person allowing for any gas to have an escape route.
its true, sometimes the best way to prevent suicide is by dissociation or distraction. definitely do not say crap like "you shouldn't be sad life is amazing!" or "your being dumb/dramatic"
11:33 that’s actually the reason I met my wife this is not a fucking joke except alcohol instead of cocaine I think I don’t remember the first half of that night, but I vividly remember breaking my femur and jumping off of a five story building after the concert
It was my uncle Ben. It was my uncle Benjamin. It was my father. It was my best friend. That one threw me for a loop. How you lost your virginity? Like wow.
#dankness Museum tour director: (Shows a gun from World War II) The Quiet Kid who managed to sneak bullets into the museum: 🐭 It's a surprise tool that will help us later! 🤫
1:54 i'm a modern artist so i get kinda annoyed at the abstract=can't really paint thing, he's got other paintings tough, like sick child, and self portrait with cigarette that show that he could paint realistically, to be fair idk if he painted dogs though
It's a $60 ceramic reproduction of a makeshift device that is typically made from a convenient empty soda can (about 50¢). A certain green leafy plant goes on those little holes.
ok did anyone else see that random invincible season 2 ad on this video? not hating on it but after waiting nearly 2 years for them to waste time focusing on the pink girl's back story nobody asked for i gotta say it just looks hyped too be disappointment in waiting 😑
![Summer Walker - Heart Of A Woman [Official Lyric Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SFddctbZzw8/mqdefault.jpg)
3:25 That was very dark and dirty, but if you add the plot twist that he was actually trying to save her, it could be considered a high IQ move.
Just saying 💀
The funny thing is, using a lickitung would be horrible, as its saliva will cause severe itching.
Or so I've been told.
🤨📸
Nice save bro
*sauce?*
How tf do you know that? Did you find out through personal experience...?
the official pokedex entry said : ' It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies.' and ' If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!' so misty will be fine if she keeps water close and she is a water pokemon trainer mainly . so she be fine , she get all the tingly and none of the rash .
Too much Dankness to pick a favorite, but enough to be grateful for finding this amazing channel!
🤣😎👍
Ayo, that one with Ferb
👀 He was locked onto something.
Can we blame him
@@Real_Metagross No, no we can't.
I had never noticed, but man, how I am not surprised
Bro I don't blame Ferb he saw what he wanted and eventually got it in the end 😂
3:25 Chaotic Good in a nutshell
he might not even be lying either, but he knows its a win win for him he saves a life or gets the body T_T.
10:30 what if the manager was a genuinely good person offering raises to everyone?
16:30 AYO, SHE GIVING ASH A HANDJOB 💀💀💀
Why shouldn't she give Ash a handjob? I think that's very friendly of her.
What the hell
frfr
Speaking of ash I don't remember seeing the meme on the thumbnail.
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
(3:12) *Sweet home alabama music starts playing*
9:53 Understandable, have a great day
Ferb knows what he’s gonna do today.
Indeed
*who he's gonna do today
@@GeraltofRivia22 Vanessa.
Fun fact: good Samaritan law prevents people suing over saving your life.
True
in most parts
14:50
Oh my facking dog!
This legit stopped me cold!
😂
7:16 “coke” That’s even worse!
8:06 he also won the case against him as his own lawyer
16:53
“Sure! Real quick though can I borrow your vaporeon?-“
2:47 : ANOTHER ONE:
When bro moves to another school
Titanic is not that sad but compared to anything dealing with animals yeah there’s no more water on my body
4:36
You use my own spells against me potaa
0:50 wtf bro 😨
Actually the idea of ghosts wailing has been started because dead people moan. I'm not kidding. When a person decomposes, they make a lot of... fluids. And those fluids make gasses. Gasses that make way through the throat, the vocal chords and sometimes while being forced out of the corpse, they make a forced "Moaning" sound. People hearing this thought the dead are waking up because they make noises..... And that also explains why a way to prevent a vampire from rising was to pierce the heart with a birch pole. In reality what that did was puncture the lungs of the dead person allowing for any gas to have an escape route.
7:47 WE GETTING OUT OF WW2 WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:35 but you didn't have to cut me off-
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
@@rodrigovillegas2263 I guess that I don't need that though.
@@KhanIlkarabut you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough
@@BowlIsInMyAssPleaseHelp wrong part-
6:39 I dunno, cleaning up your act and making family movies, sounds like a wholesome way to retire
3:36 best suicide prevention
its true, sometimes the best way to prevent suicide is by dissociation or distraction. definitely do not say crap like "you shouldn't be sad life is amazing!" or "your being dumb/dramatic"
#dankness
Son: Dad, I signed up for a gym membership.
Dad: Good on you, son.
Son: Which machine should I use to get a hot girlfriend?
Dad: An ATM.
14:49 had me losing my shit
4:04 I got the joke, but unironiccally is that one of those "women's peeing tool" things so they can go like guys?
🤣
It's a device to assist in inhaling fumes from a certain green leafy plant.
9:16 WHY M I LAUGHING AT THIS SO DUCKING HARD 😂
8:57 This coat makes me feel like harassing an LAPD officer named leon for no particular reason......
13:19 and to think that the lesser dog pfp guy would say that 😂
Idk man ive seen what those electric sex dolls can do and gawd dayum got me scared for my wallet
1:59 i literally can’t see it as anything OTHER than a dog
Look up an actual picture of the scream, this one is modified
14:57 look at the car in front of you 😭😂
14:28 There is no toilet paper on that roll. She doesn't know that but he does.
So what will he do now? 👀
4:53 HELP I CANT-
if ur careful u can notice the young deer had 2 boyfriends at 0:20
6:16 I just fell over laughing 💀 it was so unexpected
The ghost one! :0
See a candle 30 miles away?
That's nothing, at night I can see a galaxy 2,000,000 light years away
The "I saw a angel eat a child" one was foul 💀
1:12 EXACTLY, but it burns so…
2:19 nah that sister is the 2nd incarceration of William Afton and is figuring out new ways
11:27
Almost looks like Patrick Stewart Getting an exam on the Doc martin Series
3:55
hello lord business
Ferb has his priorities set
There's enough Hol' Ups here for a 7-11.
@@JoeMama426-fu7qj (buzzer sounds) OBJECTION!!
wait... hold up..
13:58
WTF is that pronunciation of Lamborghini ?? 🤣😂
Lamb bore ginny
9:30 DAMN LET BRO COOK
Cockatiel. Say that again.
12:30 Something isn't adding up…
1:08 BROS GOT A POINT, WHY ARE THEY CALLED RED ONIONS
4:42 地下室には7人のトマトが人質に取られていた。
Lmao
16:52 for the thumbnail
Thank you king/queen/royal figure
You dropped this 👑
Wait a minute...
I said wait.
2:19 a demon looking like a angel
bro why i am the only one that not has this thing and the most person that wants this in years
blurring out the danny phantom profiles name doesn’t do anything i know who they bc of buzzfeed
i saw an angel get hit by a car
11:33 that’s actually the reason I met my wife this is not a fucking joke except alcohol instead of cocaine I think I don’t remember the first half of that night, but I vividly remember breaking my femur and jumping off of a five story building after the concert
It was my uncle Ben.
It was my uncle Benjamin.
It was my father.
It was my best friend.
That one threw me for a loop. How you lost your virginity? Like wow.
I'm suprised there wasn't more Cyanide and happiness comics. You could do an hour-long video on just them
That dog/Angel one was sweet besides the comment.
2:40 I cried
7:48 grandpa knew what he was doing
... The hitler one... Hazbin Hotel had that be an instant entry into heaven...
An angel ripped a huge chunk out of my ex best friend.
0:31 I saw a Angel eat a child’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
The Infamous Chihuahua
evagelion is a kaiju movie and godzillas a kaiju so whens the colab?
2:19: Nah, the sister became William Afton
16:30 AYO LANA WTF YOUR CHEATING ON MALLOW AND LILLIE😭😭😭😭
2:18 Bro is literally Sid from Toy Story.
That Lamborghini isn't worth 1m even when it came out it wasn't even close to 1m
Ferb was like: 🤑
If dogs are angels then an angel as a pitbull tried eating me alive when I was 5 and almost took my right leg off… 😅
14:50 NAHHHHHH THAT'S FOUL!!!!!
Alternative title: memes that make you say AYO
The fake Pixar movie posters are going to far, and I'm all for it.
#dankness
Museum tour director: (Shows a gun from World War II)
The Quiet Kid who managed to sneak bullets into the museum: 🐭 It's a surprise tool that will help us later! 🤫
It makes it worse that I know the show at 3:18 and I know that Arthur and D.W. are siblings.
1:37
I fr thought that was Michael Jackson💀💀💀
8:51 women hahahahahaha *loud sip*
So veganism causes cancer perfect
3:20 yo what the fu
13:18 well, thats something…
1:44 true
💀
She sleep with 130 people
He will never know I’m racist
THE HOOTERS CHICKEN BREAST IS FROM THE OFFICE!! DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS!!
1:54 i'm a modern artist so i get kinda annoyed at the abstract=can't really paint thing, he's got other paintings tough, like sick child, and self portrait with cigarette that show that he could paint realistically, to be fair idk if he painted dogs though
1:13 That's no red onion. Red onions are orange
I mean Lana has even no shirt on but she’s squeezing ash’s deck
15:10 so trueeee
16:30 ash shes only 12 you're 20 leave her
3:20 WHAT?!?!?-
10:23 What show is it?
Leaving a comment here in case anybody explains
i wanna know too
Under ninja
12:09 OH HELL NAH
4:04 dare I ask, could someone explain this?
Yes, someone please explain.
It's a $60 ceramic reproduction of a makeshift device that is typically made from a convenient empty soda can (about 50¢). A certain green leafy plant goes on those little holes.
#dankness Teayher: So What Did You Learn This Week?
Quiet Kid: I'v Learned That I Have Had Enough
Me And The Boys:
😲 😳
Hey, i was just
At that spirt Halloween store in the toys r us. The whole back half was lingerie
9:54 understandable. I would to the same thing.
ok did anyone else see that random invincible season 2 ad on this video? not hating on it but after waiting nearly 2 years for them to waste time focusing on the pink girl's back story nobody asked for i gotta say it just looks hyped too be disappointment in waiting 😑
12:07 why would you use a fist plate? It should be a dusk stone
And yes I know it's a joke
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