that last one... My god... that last one... Also the scores of those movies really really told a story we all alrady knew to be true. Why are so many pedos in positions of power... well besids the fact they clearly like being in thos, i guess. sigh
1:48 Brunhilde in the darkness. An objectively fantastic Anime that deserved more trust and a higher budget than it got. It's funny and adorable, until you realize the reason she doesn't know her times tables is because she was abducted for experimentation at a young age, her powers force her to lose important memories each use, and she spends almost all her free time caring for her paralyzed friend.
Do not. It's written by Okamoto Lynn, and I enjoyed the manga at first. The anime was good, but did not get rerun and I suspect it is because Okamoto is "buttfuck insane." The man made like seven different plot holes at once in the story, basically tied up loose ends with no context, forgot some plot relevant points, and completely removed the cool witch hunters early on even though they were big in the anime. ...I mean if you read/watch it, just understand this is the same man who made Elfin Lied, but also the same man that wrote a manga about a dude teleporting to a world of only women and they got extremely horny in his presence because their bodies craved sex due to only women existing. That was literally the lore. @@xanderunderwoods3363 @richardseaton1570
She was an elephant tracker that would lead poachers to them. If I remember correctly a group of poachers she led ended killing the elephants whole family and it remembered her.
Interestingly enough elephants are known for having much more complex emotions compared to other animals, close to the level of a human, and will often act on those emotions. For example there have been cases where villages in the Savana would hunt and kill a baby elephant for food and the herd would attack the village destroying everything in revenge, after following the scent there. They would continually repeat this until the villagers would be forced to move far enough away that the elephant wouldn't be able to track them. They're considering to be on a similar level of intelligence to dolphin or chimpanzees and are of a small group of animal species that have near human levels of intelligence.
2:56 got a chuckle... and then horrified me when I converted it to days. Assuming someone does it 3 times a day, it takes almost 10 years. A million dollars is equal to having free 100$ three times a day EVERY day for almost a decade. Math is simplistic, but usually you don't keep it in mind so it doesn't help you put into perspective how broke you really are and how pointless it is to try to save up, find extra work hours/second job or even have family and raise kids. You will never win in this game, you've already lost 😅
Hell, even if you do it only about 2 times EVERDAY, it’s going to take 13 years to get to that 1 mil mark. Then to just do it about 1 time EVERYDAY, it’ll be a little over 20 years
@@styxxfiremancer I was talking about how just having a million is like having a stolen income of another person, who doesn't have sleep or rest, doesn't need to eat or any other spending and so on. Lifetime of work ie 50 years, nonstop, 7 days a week would summ up to 7*8*365*50=1022000, assuming 8 hour workday, no holidays and 7$ per hour minimal wage. That's three times my hourly wage and my job is far from minimal in my country. I just... I'm just so ducking done.
Now, now. The second option never said you will stop working at all + you are allowed to keep masturbating and fucking profit from it meanwhile immediate 1 million dollars of profit may make your mind go crazy and before you know it, it's gone
4:27 For those who don't know, The tomatoes mean reviews from people who MAKE THEIR CAREER on reviewing movies, while popcorn is from the audience. This is proof that the less you get paid, the more you understand what is going on (Said by someone who doesn't understand how a movie promoting pedophilia gets better reviews from critics than a movie about killing pedoes)
It's not promoting, it's actually about how generally toxic child beauty pageants are. Just, the streaming company decided american audiences needed to have it come up as a poster of the children dressed up posing in some warehouse when the original used in europe was just two of the girls in casual clothes talking/walking. Found that out when there was some posts about it going around a while back.
On one hand, it depends on how you look at movies. The people who review movies as a career dont look at movies like a casual person might look at movies. Those people literally watch 8-10 hours of movies PER DAY. The average person only watches blockbusters or movies that gained massive media press. Which results in an avarage of maybe 1 hour of movie per month. With that in mind, Cuties can be seen as a harsh mirror of reality. Ignoring the details of making that movie (which is why most people disliked it in the first place) and just looking at the movie itself, you can see why the rotten tomatoes score is so high. The popcorn is what the audience thinks of the movie as a whole, the process behind it, the actors partaking in it (its why movies with Robert Downey Jr or Johnny Depp in it in it tend to have lower tomato scores than popcorn scores, because tons of people like it just because they like the portrayal of the actor in it), the political things of it behind it. While the rotten tomato scores from critics is often just the premise of the movie, what it is meant to represent and the impact it leaves. Enjoyability is also somewhat part of it, but not a neccesary part of it. Like, Transformers: Age of Extinction was decent for the average Transformers enjoyer, but for the movie critic, it was pretty much a copy-paste of the previous movies. And since nothing really changes since the first movie, that makes it a horrible movie to watch for a critic. Characters are unrealistic (not the CGI or anything, just the way the characters are written and how the actors perform them, aka the personality, goals, dreams and inner logic of the characters), the storyline is inconsistent and you pretty much should only watch it for the action. That is why Age of Extinction gets a 18% score from critics, while fans rate it at 50%. Just to quickly copy a critic review: "It's an excellent film I should say because it depicts the pain of childhood... I'm just going to say... I could understand the objections to was how these girls were shot because they are real girls." Many of them are pretty much similar. Every critic knows the objections to how the girls are being shot. But they dont rate the movie based on the circumstances behind it, they rate it on how it is portrayed on screen. That is their job, that is what they are paid to do. To look past the controversies behind a movie and judge them like any piece of art. There are movies where someone literally died, and that death was shown on screen too. Some of those movies have great tomato ratings, other terrible ones. Yet all those movies have good popcorn ratings to honor the person who died.
Tracing genetic lineages back to the earliest humans has identified 10 sons and 18 daughters of a single early human couple. Still not palatable, but there are many parts about history and reality that aren't palatable to our modern sensibilities.
several, cain and abel both had a twin sister and then the 3rd rd son seth had a twin to I don't know how many children in total Adam and eve had but they live hundreds of years
@@ThieflyChap first of all its not a myth. There's plenty more proof that the biblical account is true than any other belief. Second how is it strange that Adam and Eve had daughters? I bet you get confused with the "which came first, the chicken or the egg" supposed paradox.
5:09 - I'm imagining that said by Chris Tarrant with a straight face but I keep ending up with Bradley Walsh laughing at the second answer and not being able to finish.
5:28 Fun fact: Mercury is safe if it doesn't touch harmed places. Also the thing that kills people even if those don't touch the liquid is gas of mercury
10:43 not sure if that’s better or worse than the actual story. Zeus and Hera are siblings, but in actual Mythology Zeus isn’t born a god. He’s not the daughter of Hera. See, Greek gods are always falling in love with mortals left and right, so once during (I believe) the Trojan War, there’s this woman who’s husband is gone to fight in the war, and Zeus takes a liking to her. So he comes down to earth disguised as her husband and seduces her. He then disappears in the middle of the night only for her real husband to return the next morning. Imagine finding out your wife cheated on you just because she saw someone who she claims looks and felt just like you.
I've reached the stage of life where I start having aches inside my pelvis and knees when I sleep on my side. I can no longer have fun as an introvert.
@@supasunotchi3355marie was a Polish Physicist and chemist she died to radiation sickness caused by carrying radioactive isotopes in her pockets that's why the meme says she looks more radiant every day, her notebook placed in National library of France is locked in The lead sarcophagus because it is so radiated
@@supasunotchi3355it was the meme about Marie Skłodowskiej Curie, a Polish chemist and Physicist she died due to Radiation sickness because she was carrying radioactive isotopes in her pockets (the radiant look meme) , even today her notebooki placed in National library in france is so radioactive it needs to be kept in lead Sarcophagus
3:20 Waaaait... Hol' Up... That IKEA its an SCP 😱 15:10 That depends on the country. Here in Mexico, Dia de los Muertos its November 1st... But still, kids ask for candy on October 31
The funniest part of this is that it’s not actually a Voltaire quote. It is a quote from infamous neo nazi and holocaust denier Kevin Alfred Strom, who was found guilty of the possession of child pornography. 😳
Allegedly certain reflexes can occur hours after death until Rigor Mortis occurs. Source: TV crime dramas, so might not be true but frankly I’m too scared to search online
I heard the story (not 100% sure it's the same guy) that the animal shelter told him they would keep the cat over the weekend and to pick it up monday but they were a PETA shelter and therefore notorious for killing people's pets right after telling them that.
Memellion knows how to both make me laugh and make me question humanity’s worthiness of existing
That's a fact. This is the EXACT feeling I get. 🧠This is big brain time. Well said. 😎👍
The last one, right? Yeah, sheesh...
Well that escalated quickly
that last one...
My god... that last one...
Also the scores of those movies really really told a story we all alrady knew to be true.
Why are so many pedos in positions of power... well besids the fact they clearly like being in thos, i guess. sigh
Simultaneously, too
5:28 Fun fact: they actually used to allow school children to play with mercury from thermometers in science classes until relatively recently
WTF
It's okay to play with a little mercury, as a treat.
fun fact: at my old school they actually had a jar of mercury
(btw I'm Italian)
@@xaius4348NO! IT'S FUCKN TOXIC!!!!
8:24 well well well, that was the darkest meme i’ve ever seen in 2023
*2024
@@XFydroi have seen this meme in 2023, my point still stands
@@johna6169 oh ok.
i don't get this
i don't get it
1:48
Brunhilde in the darkness. An objectively fantastic Anime that deserved more trust and a higher budget than it got.
It's funny and adorable, until you realize the reason she doesn't know her times tables is because she was abducted for experimentation at a young age, her powers force her to lose important memories each use, and she spends almost all her free time caring for her paralyzed friend.
wow that fucking sucks
Sounds like I need to go watch that anime.
Do not.
It's written by Okamoto Lynn, and I enjoyed the manga at first. The anime was good, but did not get rerun and I suspect it is because Okamoto is "buttfuck insane." The man made like seven different plot holes at once in the story, basically tied up loose ends with no context, forgot some plot relevant points, and completely removed the cool witch hunters early on even though they were big in the anime.
...I mean if you read/watch it, just understand this is the same man who made Elfin Lied, but also the same man that wrote a manga about a dude teleporting to a world of only women and they got extremely horny in his presence because their bodies craved sex due to only women existing. That was literally the lore.
@@xanderunderwoods3363 @richardseaton1570
As a fan of the manga I tried watching the anime and could only get 2 episodes in.
By the author of Elfen Lied.
9:58 *Mission Accomplished… Good Work*
How bad do you have to be for an elephant to come back for the double tap 😂
She was an elephant tracker that would lead poachers to them. If I remember correctly a group of poachers she led ended killing the elephants whole family and it remembered her.
Interestingly enough elephants are known for having much more complex emotions compared to other animals, close to the level of a human, and will often act on those emotions. For example there have been cases where villages in the Savana would hunt and kill a baby elephant for food and the herd would attack the village destroying everything in revenge, after following the scent there. They would continually repeat this until the villagers would be forced to move far enough away that the elephant wouldn't be able to track them. They're considering to be on a similar level of intelligence to dolphin or chimpanzees and are of a small group of animal species that have near human levels of intelligence.
Frfr what you stole it’s tusk or something like what she do!?!?😂
@@flameofmage1099oh that’s what she did….😂
2:56 got a chuckle... and then horrified me when I converted it to days. Assuming someone does it 3 times a day, it takes almost 10 years. A million dollars is equal to having free 100$ three times a day EVERY day for almost a decade. Math is simplistic, but usually you don't keep it in mind so it doesn't help you put into perspective how broke you really are and how pointless it is to try to save up, find extra work hours/second job or even have family and raise kids. You will never win in this game, you've already lost 😅
Hell, even if you do it only about 2 times EVERDAY, it’s going to take 13 years to get to that 1 mil mark. Then to just do it about 1 time EVERYDAY, it’ll be a little over 20 years
@@styxxfiremancer I was talking about how just having a million is like having a stolen income of another person, who doesn't have sleep or rest, doesn't need to eat or any other spending and so on.
Lifetime of work ie 50 years, nonstop, 7 days a week would summ up to 7*8*365*50=1022000, assuming 8 hour workday, no holidays and 7$ per hour minimal wage. That's three times my hourly wage and my job is far from minimal in my country.
I just... I'm just so ducking done.
The secret ingredient is crime
Now, now. The second option never said you will stop working at all
+
you are allowed to keep masturbating and fucking profit from it
meanwhile immediate 1 million dollars of profit may make your mind go crazy and before you know it, it's gone
What if someone was to do it 8 times a day? Just saying
6:21
bro killed with melee, and t bagged on
and got their loot destroyed
4:27 For those who don't know, The tomatoes mean reviews from people who MAKE THEIR CAREER on reviewing movies, while popcorn is from the audience. This is proof that the less you get paid, the more you understand what is going on (Said by someone who doesn't understand how a movie promoting pedophilia gets better reviews from critics than a movie about killing pedoes)
Yo what which movies??
Edit: Got to the timestamp.
A pro-pedo movie did better critically than the goddamn MARIO MOVIE
It's not promoting, it's actually about how generally toxic child beauty pageants are. Just, the streaming company decided american audiences needed to have it come up as a poster of the children dressed up posing in some warehouse when the original used in europe was just two of the girls in casual clothes talking/walking. Found that out when there was some posts about it going around a while back.
On one hand, it depends on how you look at movies.
The people who review movies as a career dont look at movies like a casual person might look at movies. Those people literally watch 8-10 hours of movies PER DAY. The average person only watches blockbusters or movies that gained massive media press. Which results in an avarage of maybe 1 hour of movie per month.
With that in mind, Cuties can be seen as a harsh mirror of reality. Ignoring the details of making that movie (which is why most people disliked it in the first place) and just looking at the movie itself, you can see why the rotten tomatoes score is so high.
The popcorn is what the audience thinks of the movie as a whole, the process behind it, the actors partaking in it (its why movies with Robert Downey Jr or Johnny Depp in it in it tend to have lower tomato scores than popcorn scores, because tons of people like it just because they like the portrayal of the actor in it), the political things of it behind it. While the rotten tomato scores from critics is often just the premise of the movie, what it is meant to represent and the impact it leaves. Enjoyability is also somewhat part of it, but not a neccesary part of it.
Like, Transformers: Age of Extinction was decent for the average Transformers enjoyer, but for the movie critic, it was pretty much a copy-paste of the previous movies. And since nothing really changes since the first movie, that makes it a horrible movie to watch for a critic. Characters are unrealistic (not the CGI or anything, just the way the characters are written and how the actors perform them, aka the personality, goals, dreams and inner logic of the characters), the storyline is inconsistent and you pretty much should only watch it for the action. That is why Age of Extinction gets a 18% score from critics, while fans rate it at 50%.
Just to quickly copy a critic review:
"It's an excellent film I should say because it depicts the pain of childhood... I'm just going to say... I could understand the objections to was how these girls were shot because they are real girls."
Many of them are pretty much similar. Every critic knows the objections to how the girls are being shot. But they dont rate the movie based on the circumstances behind it, they rate it on how it is portrayed on screen. That is their job, that is what they are paid to do. To look past the controversies behind a movie and judge them like any piece of art. There are movies where someone literally died, and that death was shown on screen too.
Some of those movies have great tomato ratings, other terrible ones. Yet all those movies have good popcorn ratings to honor the person who died.
The same reason lesbian relationships are more prominent in media than gay relationships-
1:35 this one is crazy because they are actually siblings.💀
Yeah what the FUCK!
Even better
@@EddieWelch-hk8vs WHAT Ze FU-
EVEN BETTER I AGREE
2:30 Adam and Eve did have daughters. They just weren't named. That doesn't make it any more palatable.
Tracing genetic lineages back to the earliest humans has identified 10 sons and 18 daughters of a single early human couple. Still not palatable, but there are many parts about history and reality that aren't palatable to our modern sensibilities.
several, cain and abel both had a twin sister and then the 3rd rd son seth had a twin to I don't know how many children in total Adam and eve had but they live hundreds of years
So does that technically mean we all commit insest...
And I thought Greek mythology could get weird... Christian myths are batshit.
@@ThieflyChap first of all its not a myth. There's plenty more proof that the biblical account is true than any other belief. Second how is it strange that Adam and Eve had daughters? I bet you get confused with the "which came first, the chicken or the egg" supposed paradox.
5:09 - I'm imagining that said by Chris Tarrant with a straight face but I keep ending up with Bradley Walsh laughing at the second answer and not being able to finish.
5:28 Fun fact: Mercury is safe if it doesn't touch harmed places. Also the thing that kills people even if those don't touch the liquid is gas of mercury
cool
so yeah, you don't want to be near it because you don't want to inhale any gas
8:16 WOW
I expected that very much, but that last image really hit
0:07 they just ruined my childhood bro 😭😭😭
4:03
*”Who else but Quagmire!!”*
the ratatouille one is the best one
Give source
@@greninja2525Bro is down bad 💀
@@greninja2525WHY THE FU-
MY CHILDHOOD!!!!! NOOO!
My child hood.. yesss~ 😏
If there’s an animal that needs breeding, there’s a career for that.
0:28 TF DID I READD????
YOOOOOOOO
02:02 thumbnail
Thank you
Thank you for your help friend
Thanks, but its that the boy who's wearing it? 💀
3:17 so every time Brook makes a joke about just having bones is him trying to guilt trip Luffy.
Oh thank goodness I wasn't the only one who saw luffy
*_12:59_**_ Bogwandi Is a real G 🗿 give that man a raise_*
"She kept saying 9" people who don't know German: 👍 People who know german: o-o
me who know german: wo ist der cloßet?
Any explanation plz?
@WhatTheLeaf “Nein” (German for “No”) sounds just like saying the number nine in English. She was either saying she hates it, or she doesn’t consent
4:20 If you know... you know 💀
Please explain
Please
3:38 ,,I love you Honey, but when you were born, I thought you are a Turd"🙃
10:43 not sure if that’s better or worse than the actual story. Zeus and Hera are siblings, but in actual Mythology Zeus isn’t born a god. He’s not the daughter of Hera. See, Greek gods are always falling in love with mortals left and right, so once during (I believe) the Trojan War, there’s this woman who’s husband is gone to fight in the war, and Zeus takes a liking to her. So he comes down to earth disguised as her husband and seduces her. He then disappears in the middle of the night only for her real husband to return the next morning. Imagine finding out your wife cheated on you just because she saw someone who she claims looks and felt just like you.
1:17 "get out of the nuclear reactor and get chemotherapy instead"
12:21 im dying 💀
1:10 that dad is cold 👏👏👏🙃
3:02 this one too
3:02 Imagine how messed up the kid would be if they find out how they were conceived. 😬
Also Log Horizon reference at 1:01.
😬 You're dad are 💀
I've reached the stage of life where I start having aches inside my pelvis and knees when I sleep on my side. I can no longer have fun as an introvert.
The farmer one actually kinda pissed me off
0:56 bro as a polish gut this hit me so hard
I don’t get it, but okay.
@@supasunotchi3355marie was a Polish Physicist and chemist she died to radiation sickness caused by carrying radioactive isotopes in her pockets that's why the meme says she looks more radiant every day, her notebook placed in National library of France is locked in The lead sarcophagus because it is so radiated
@@supasunotchi3355it was the meme about Marie Skłodowskiej Curie, a Polish chemist and Physicist she died due to Radiation sickness because she was carrying radioactive isotopes in her pockets (the radiant look meme) , even today her notebooki placed in National library in france is so radioactive it needs to be kept in lead Sarcophagus
Marie Sklodowska- Curie was studying radioactive materials, Radium and Polonium.@@supasunotchi3355
0:10 Remì, the boys needs to grown up. You can't solve all of his problem! XD
3:06 brings an entire new meaning to "Raising the dead"
Imagine the poor kid finding out this was how they were made.
Oof, now imagine that man's Family. @@cyanity1017
@@Realm_Splitter every person in the situation is just gonna be traumatized for life.
too right,too right
@@cyanity1017
how is it even possible?
2:30 someone didnt read the entire book of genesis
I don't remember watching that version of Rattatoilie
3:20
Waaaait... Hol' Up... That IKEA its an SCP 😱
15:10
That depends on the country. Here in Mexico, Dia de los Muertos its November 1st... But still, kids ask for candy on October 31
12:12 read what it says on the cake...
0:54 they had us in the first half not going to lie💀
6:57
I had a fucking stroke reading this, listening to it was even worse
that guy who got stuck in the Ikea was a scp reference.
5:20 I think i've seen this before and 🤣🤣🤣
9:13 "Let's go fuck" "Wuff" 🤗🐶
"AHAHAHAHA!"🤣🤣
2:27 the time it took to sink in took about 6 secs and I was “wait a min” and realized the “Hold up” 7o7
9:57
Ancient Egyptians: *_Could this man be the Savior of the unspoken prophecy?_*
1:58 thumbnail comic. You're welcome
9:08
For a day… the parents will be back after that, right?
9:02 ill buy the regen potions just for this scene
0:59 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
3:14 ricks spaghetti in a nutshell
2:26 Actually, the Bible does state that Adam and Eve also had other sons AND daughters in Genesis Chapter 5.
Clicked solely to see if i could see where the thumbnail was going...fricken called it!
2:59 I think all of the men here can agree on the second option, and not because of the money
My favorite one was at 2:00
Don't judge me.
1:59 for those looking for the thumbnail
4:28 now... hear me out... * pulls out the conspiracy board * the catholic church runs the Tomatometer.
9:41 weit a year is the longest time a baby has stayed in a womb.
and this man has been in jail for 4 years...
she is doing it with someone else.
Or they be doing it between the bars
@@Oliverfinlay2010 Or she be doing it with the guy taking the picture that she side eyes in the second photo.
That's the joke dummy
10:05 alright then andrew graves 💀
Yeah... That bangkok question was on A finnish version of "do you want to be a miljonare". When I saw it, I laughed like Hell. 💀💀💀🇫🇮
The first meme is very wholesome
Yes
2:30 after cain murdered abel adam and eve had 10 sons, 18 daughters
17:07 NOOO, PLEASE GOD NO, I HATE THIS SO MUCH
3:25 scp fans: just like the simulations
The teacherxstudent one is the funniest to me.
Mf didn't just ruin her carrier he diss her so bad
Lord protect that history teacher.
The vegan rib one lol😆😆
3:20 Scp foundation:...fuck one got out.
15:03 nah man you can't do that right at the beginning of NNN
The funniest part of this is that it’s not actually a Voltaire quote. It is a quote from infamous neo nazi and holocaust denier Kevin Alfred Strom, who was found guilty of the possession of child pornography. 😳
13:32 I have never said hol’ up more times in my life
The last one:wtf is this
8:03 Thats so cursed. Why did someome made it?
i am speechless that is so awful
4:27 How did THAT movie get an 86 with rotten tomatoes?!😨 wow, society is really declining. That's... ... WHY?!
Critics suck, look at the audience scores
It's all fun and games until that last one... 😶
3:11 i'm scared to ask but how did she get pregnant i mean that's a literal corpse
The guy was dead,but the milk inside him didnt went anywhere
.....that's just a excuse to f**k a corpse MATPAT GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME WITH THIS SH**
Allegedly certain reflexes can occur hours after death until Rigor Mortis occurs.
Source: TV crime dramas, so might not be true but frankly I’m too scared to search online
5:32 This gave me FunkyTown Flashbacks
when your girlfriens is mad as you because she is pregnant although she has been neutered, which means that you cheated on her.
There's a lot of stuff going on in this video. Most of it is quite worthy of inclusion.
Did that IKEA dude find SCP-3008?
5:36 hoooly crap
2:51 10,000 times. Or 27.4 times a day for a year.
5:34
Should he tell him he’s a cartoon here?
3:25
Damn, containing SCP-3008 was harder than it seemed
If you swallow all the Lego pieces, you can s**t out the completed set
Okay okay that’s wild 😂
Nah the last one is crazy ☠️☠️
2:25 my best friend would be like give me all your stock
2:58 what counts as 'every time'? every time i bust? every time i start fresh? WHAT ARE THE RULES, DAMMIT?!
9:55 is goated
I heard the story (not 100% sure it's the same guy) that the animal shelter told him they would keep the cat over the weekend and to pick it up monday but they were a PETA shelter and therefore notorious for killing people's pets right after telling them that.
0:25 they couldn’t talk to each other nor understand via verbal communication like I know this is a shit post but 👏IT👏IS👏THE👏DETAILS👏
It's comforting to know that no one gives a shit about trying to improve the AI voice.
goddammit thats mercury that shit kills you
4:28
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Adam and Eve also had many daughters, you just don’t hear about them as much.
That still implies levels of incest that means humanity would have f-ed itself into extinction within only a few generations
9:55 a true man
1:27 oh, you mean that white stuff that is like the shampoo in the shower?
6:18 bro didn't have enough 💀
Me after seeing this: "I will burn this planet down"
13:22 I have trama now :’)