I think old Pokemon...the first season, REALLY leaned into the fact that Ash was supposed to be around 10 years old. At that age the insults fly fast and furious, and Misty did just as much smack talking. He never grew older through the series but he acted more mature than the earlier seasons as time went on.
I mean, at this size, Loppunny is pretty much just a kangaroo that can break rocks with it's feet and carry you while swimming... yeah, just a kangaroo!
@@Volyren There are cowards that say i do not want snu snu because i might die..... AND THEN THERE ARE MEN OF GLORY THAT ARE NOT AFRAID TO DIE FOR THEIR PASSIONS !!
On the rabbits being faster then cats this is understandable actually. Cats are ambush predators. While they can move quickly their primary strength is stealth.
Fun fact: Did you know Cats piss has a tranquilizer odor? Cats usually piss all over the place and then hide! The piss makes small animals relax so that they are less careful in the cats hunting space! 😏✨️
I was surprised Serena did not show up to Ash's championship fight Edit: If the Rabbit fact applying to Lopunny was not already scary, remember that Mirko from MHA can probably go at double that speed
Rest in peace inflated Pikachu birthday balloon. You will be missed, you'll be hanged like a bear rug on the wall when you're completely deflated. Maybe next year Noble will get an inflated Eevee balloon. And when a TV demises and becomes flat as a piece of paper, he'll be put on the wall as a display Pelt as well.
2:28 That picture was taken right before a tragic accident where a tank from Nintendo "accidentally" ran it over. The driver identified himself as DMCA.
SCOTTISH GROUDON IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. IT'S BY FAR MY FAVORITE LEGENDARY AND MY DAD'S ANCESTRY IS MOSTLY LOWLAND SCOTTISH AND ULSTER SCOTTISH.
Scarlet and Violets theme is the importance of the coexistence of tradition and new innovations, embracing new things without forgetting where your roots lie. I quite appreciate that.
To be fair, with how many tournaments Ash LOST up to that point, his friends and family can be forgiven for skipping out on watching him fail yet again.
Gen 1 Pokemon Anime (Seasons 1 and 2 Kanto to Orange Islands) they are the classic best of the series. Ash didn't hold back when he was hitting everything that Misty was dishing out. Back then, Pokemon wasn't bound to their "All Ages" audience compared to what came later.
Noble: “If Pokémon would act like real animals? Then this world would be a scary place to live in.” Ashley: “If Lily act like real animals? Then this world were in would be a scary place to live in too?” Lily: “If you two act like real animals? Then this world would be too scary for me to live in as well!”
Shiny Zoroark: - "The Zoroark has breached hour defences... You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! And worst of all - he can be any one of us! He can be you, he can be me, he can even be S...." * Confused Gyarados uses Dark Pulse on teammate Shiny Zoroark. CRITICAL HIT. * Gyarados: - "What? It was obvious, he's the non-shiny one. Watch, he will turn Red any Second now. See? Red! Wait, that's blood..."
1:40 It's so nice to hear that the new Pokemon anime is great. That's how you do a torch-passing moment for a show and a franchise. Wish western media understood this like Japan does.
On the "anime logic of age", I have genuinely met dudes below 30 who liked like they were in their fourties, this happened enough times that I need to count on both hands and I miss neither fingers, nor thumbs. Likewise I als met women who had the "oh I'm a mother with kids entering their teenage years"-air about them. Funniest part is that when my granny went to register my dead for his first year in school the dean apparently rather rudely remarked the 10th graders were having class over there, the "I'm here to enroll my son before I go back to the office"-counter made him rather embarresed and teh story was confirmed by a few people as well, ain't that fun?
I´ve never watched this much Pokemon in my life since it started airing on TV in Germany, as i do now in only a few Months on the Lost Pause-Channel. This Man knows how to keep his Audience interested in his Videos - even with stuff, they´re not that familiar with. But one little thing, Noble: please put new Air in your Chonkachu. Don´t let it deflate even more. Let it take it´s well deserved Place among all the other Decorations in your "Home-Office".
10:15 reminds of a RUclips short from zaravr, it was called alpha Pokemon are too scary bro. It was similar to this but it was still funny though I will say there was one cursed comment and Pokemon moves and the trainer movers... You just have to find the comment to see why it's cursed. There were even comments about the- I don't remember the name but the bunny Pokemon 😬
to be fair on the ash thing, he did have his mother around when he became champion for the first time back in alola, both mothers to be exact. Also i don't think Dawn's rival/friend was ever Ash's rival.
Got surprisingly lucky. 2 shinies in the last 2 days both when not looking for them, but Blissy raid dens. A shiny Tauros literally charged into my while I was getting my bearings yesterday and then today, found a pink pig on a path towards a den. Named them Dark Bull and Wilbur. Kudos to anyone who gets the latter reference there. Shows you've good taste
Lopunny snu-snu. Mildly concerning, if they actively plan to go full speed. Whether it's worth it.. To each their own. Mistakes happen sometimes. I just like being helpful, and it's oddly entertaining to point them out when you've become so aware of making those slip ups in videos.
... yes that's... true... but... it's also even more toxic than regular grimer because of it, hence Alolan Muk being an acid trip of colors, if anything... Rowlett should be screaming because Selene doesn't have a hand anymore.
I loved the original pokemon before they edited it. There was a ton of gems and savage moments. I love how they changed the scene where ash took misty's bike from the original where he literally GTA yeeted her off it. Plus based james and brock.
Keeping her parents a mystery?... ok I mean yes this is Pokemon, it's pulling from the irl instance of parents always never being home, why we never found out Ash's dad, Red's, Kris, Ethan, or Lyra, why Brendan/May's dad Norman never helps them unpack, dad's and sometimes moms are just too busy in the Pokemon world... but they know our feelings at this point on that... it feels intentional even though I haven't seen episode 1...
4:20... 1st off nice, 2nd yeah... widely debated topic for me and my brother, is Cynthia late 20s or late 30s?... especially since gen 4 was 17 years ago, at this point she'd be possibly in her 40s or 50s like Lusamine... then yeah is Pokemon running on One Piece logic where humans live twice as long in their world? Like Dr Kureha, she still acts young like she's maybe 50 or 60 but is 140 years old.
Yeah, the problem is that the bunny speed fact applies to them at their normal size. How fast do you think one would be scaled up to about three+ feet tall on it's hind legs with a long stride distance, more muscles and the condensed horniness of the entire internet as motivation coming after you?
@@ZackagonXM That's kind of terrifying. Not even getting into the fact "Pokemon are bullshit" with their physiology and abilities so the odds are a Loppuny would scale higher than that already terrifying speed. In short, even a super car won't be fast enough for you to escape the horny bunny. May God have mercy on your pelvis, because they certainly won't
Now that palworld is out, would you still be ok with another let's go? I'd say yes if it incorporated building and used Pokemon themed architecture and you could switch the roaming Pokemon
3:43 literally all of them were glued to their screens watching his most important battle with full undivided attention Like May and Serena watched his battle _between_ their coordinator performances. What is the meme maker talking about
I suppose the reason he's called "Ash" is because that's all that's left after he roasts you. Because hot DAMN, that kid was slinging burns. Gonna need some Burn Heal for THAT.
This is the reason why I never get Balloon Characters for my Birthday, they always deflate on me the week after. No matter how much I try to blow them back up, they always go down no matter what sort of Blowing Job I give them.
Top tip for slimming down and being healthier without much effort: Don't have breakfast in the morning, wait until brunch at noon and spread the calories from breakfast between lunch, afternoon snack and dinner, and don't eat after 8 in the evening. After 8 hours since you last ate you body has finished processing food and starts on extracting energy from your fats, consuming them for energy. This basically streamlines your fat reserves and pulls fat out of your liver and other organs making them work better and without the effort of processing food constantly while pulling more energy out of the fat also means you are more awake in the mornings since there's more energy available for thinking and moving around, I've noticed a huge jump in morning energy to the point that I've largely abandoned coffee since I started this a few months ago, I just don't need a pick-me-up in the morning anymore, and I lost about 25 pounds until I equalized and stopped losing any more weight with my baseline now sitting well within a healthy range instead of being a little overweight.
... Wait, Noble. That's a genius way to improve Pokemon. Literally customizable appearances. Pokemon with different fur cuts, stripes, tail shapes, etc...
I think old Pokemon...the first season, REALLY leaned into the fact that Ash was supposed to be around 10 years old. At that age the insults fly fast and furious, and Misty did just as much smack talking. He never grew older through the series but he acted more mature than the earlier seasons as time went on.
Ash did die multiple times, wouodn't put it past it of he learned from 5hose experiences a tiny bit
ash actually did grow older. about 1 year per generation until unova, where he unaged and started staying ten forever.
@@macromite3758 de-aged maybe?
If not age older, then at least life experience older
I mean, at this size, Loppunny is pretty much just a kangaroo that can break rocks with it's feet and carry you while swimming... yeah, just a kangaroo!
Kangaroo are actually pretty tall, lopunny are generally less than 4 feet tall. Kangaroos tend to be more than 4 feet tall.
Loppuny is just the easter bunny.
Noble: I would regret snu-snu with lopunny.
Noble on his deathbed: I regret not clapping the cottontail off that.
@@lilchristuten7568 shortstack extra thicc thigh lopunny?
@@Volyren There are cowards that say i do not want snu snu because i might die.....
AND THEN THERE ARE MEN OF GLORY THAT ARE NOT AFRAID TO DIE FOR THEIR PASSIONS !!
On the rabbits being faster then cats this is understandable actually. Cats are ambush predators. While they can move quickly their primary strength is stealth.
Fun fact: Did you know Cats piss has a tranquilizer odor?
Cats usually piss all over the place and then hide!
The piss makes small animals relax so that they are less careful in the cats hunting space! 😏✨️
3:30 missing Rayquaza swooping in saying "Oi! Knock it off you wankers!"
I was surprised Serena did not show up to Ash's championship fight
Edit: If the Rabbit fact applying to Lopunny was not already scary, remember that Mirko from MHA can probably go at double that speed
DEATH BYE SNU SNU
THAT JUST MAKES HER EVEN BETTER
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
And that’s why Mirko is best girl
*EVEN BETTER!*
3:52 I don't care what you say. Team Rocket buying tickets and watching Ash is 100% wholesome.
That Pikachu is starting to evolve from the chonky one, he's finally exercising
Rest in peace inflated Pikachu birthday balloon. You will be missed, you'll be hanged like a bear rug on the wall when you're completely deflated. Maybe next year Noble will get an inflated Eevee balloon. And when a TV demises and becomes flat as a piece of paper, he'll be put on the wall as a display Pelt as well.
2:00 This is what happens when you have Geodude use rock polish 3 times in a row.
Real
Misty: "...as if! Your sense of direction is so bad, you can't find yourself in a mirror!"
Based Ash: "You crack mirrors!"
Ash was the OG sigma male.
Those clips are missing the Sigma male grind set song.
4:43 they were roasting each other hard
2:28 That picture was taken right before a tragic accident where a tank from Nintendo "accidentally" ran it over. The driver identified himself as DMCA.
“I guess I never went inside Genghis Khan’s pouch.”
-Noble 2023
Poor choice of words.
SCOTTISH GROUDON IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. IT'S BY FAR MY FAVORITE LEGENDARY AND MY DAD'S ANCESTRY IS MOSTLY LOWLAND SCOTTISH AND ULSTER SCOTTISH.
Noble: Admits he's in love with a robot pokemon.
Fans: So you have chosen r34?
9:52 he didn't made a "onii-chan I'm stuck" joke. He's healing guys🤧
Lets face it. No person who caught a female Lopunny would tell her no if she said that to them.
Yeahhhhh I rather stick to being puppeteered by a gardevoir all my life….. I don’t want any broken bones
@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 Naw, that's why you properly train your Lopunny!
There’s no rules against the Pokémon Batman!
Its all fun and games until some one pulls up with the bigiron
I would say no beceuse I have other pokewaifu
Scarlet and Violets theme is the importance of the coexistence of tradition and new innovations, embracing new things without forgetting where your roots lie. I quite appreciate that.
Really? I thought it was about the power of sandwich.
Let's go Noble keep going through your chadformation and Lopunny is zooming on masters
That crystal pokemon art was so cool, I'm gonna look for more of that.
Noble understood some people's plight and gave us the sauce in description, what a man he is
There are no laws against the pokemon batman - joker.
4:43
Wait, what?
Since when Ash became savage?
The Ash from the early Pokemon seasons was a savage, but he mellowed out
To be fair, with how many tournaments Ash LOST up to that point, his friends and family can be forgiven for skipping out on watching him fail yet again.
So his closes real friends were actually Team Rocket, unbeknownst to him. Damn.
Noble: I'm scared of the snu-snu
Me: BRING IT ON!!!! 😤
The thumbnail artist is SaltyXodium if anyone is wondering
If Pokémon _where?_
Noble must've been tired. 😂
Damn ash is still savage 🤣
Thanks Noble for always making the videos
Gen 1 Pokemon Anime (Seasons 1 and 2 Kanto to Orange Islands) they are the classic best of the series.
Ash didn't hold back when he was hitting everything that Misty was dishing out.
Back then, Pokemon wasn't bound to their "All Ages" audience compared to what came later.
1:30
Pokemon fans: Having a storyline with a mysterious plot is cool. And the new characters are refreshing.
Digimon fans: First time?
Noble: “If Pokémon would act like real animals? Then this world would be a scary place to live in.”
Ashley: “If Lily act like real animals? Then this world were in would be a scary place to live in too?”
Lily: “If you two act like real animals? Then this world would be too scary for me to live in as well!”
"If i pray to tree jesus hard enough then these three will die."
This whole chain radiates gen 1 anime vibes.
Pokémon: Has Terrastalize Hats
Team Fortress 2: Are You Challenging Me?!
"If I were a bad Pokémon, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you, now would I?"
Shiny Zoroark: - "The Zoroark has breached hour defences... You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! And worst of all - he can be any one of us! He can be you, he can be me, he can even be S...."
* Confused Gyarados uses Dark Pulse on teammate Shiny Zoroark. CRITICAL HIT. *
Gyarados: - "What? It was obvious, he's the non-shiny one. Watch, he will turn Red any Second now. See? Red! Wait, that's blood..."
The Plain disrespectful ash dang
😂😂😂😂😂 4:39
1:40 It's so nice to hear that the new Pokemon anime is great. That's how you do a torch-passing moment for a show and a franchise. Wish western media understood this like Japan does.
On the "anime logic of age", I have genuinely met dudes below 30 who liked like they were in their fourties, this happened enough times that I need to count on both hands and I miss neither fingers, nor thumbs. Likewise I als met women who had the "oh I'm a mother with kids entering their teenage years"-air about them.
Funniest part is that when my granny went to register my dead for his first year in school the dean apparently rather rudely remarked the 10th graders were having class over there, the "I'm here to enroll my son before I go back to the office"-counter made him rather embarresed and teh story was confirmed by a few people as well, ain't that fun?
Joker. What are you doing with the Lopunny, Joker!?
3:35
Koraidon and miraidon:Sandwichh.
Thumbnail artist is Saltyxodium
Did he call Kenghis Ghan Genghis Khan? I too like seeing Eevee in Genghis Khan's pouch.
I recognize SaltyXodium’s style when I see it.
You drop this 👑
Respect from me and other people of culture
Same
Who wouldn't?😏
The style on the lopunny art does stand out.
It’s great to see that Noble is still making the same content after so long.
Yay pokemon memes. i enjoyed every videos~
I´ve never watched this much Pokemon in my life since it started airing on TV in Germany, as i do now in only a few Months on the Lost Pause-Channel. This Man knows how to keep his Audience interested in his Videos - even with stuff, they´re not that familiar with.
But one little thing, Noble: please put new Air in your Chonkachu. Don´t let it deflate even more. Let it take it´s well deserved Place among all the other Decorations in your "Home-Office".
*Busts through the door at Mach 3, staring at the thumbnail bait*
SAUCE?!
@SXodium thank me later.
SaltyXodium
There's no Old Lady in Anime.
Mitsuha's Grandma: Am I Joke To You?
Agatha.
Genkai from yu yu hakusho
10:15 reminds of a RUclips short from zaravr, it was called alpha Pokemon are too scary bro. It was similar to this but it was still funny though I will say there was one cursed comment and Pokemon moves and the trainer movers... You just have to find the comment to see why it's cursed.
There were even comments about the- I don't remember the name but the bunny Pokemon 😬
to be fair on the ash thing, he did have his mother around when he became champion for the first time back in alola, both mothers to be exact. Also i don't think Dawn's rival/friend was ever Ash's rival.
4:19 Agreed. The one that still blows my mind to this day is Stiyl Magnus and Komoe Sensei from Toaru franchise🤣🤣
Pokemon is all fun and games until someone pulls up with the big iron
Got surprisingly lucky. 2 shinies in the last 2 days both when not looking for them, but Blissy raid dens.
A shiny Tauros literally charged into my while I was getting my bearings yesterday and then today, found a pink pig on a path towards a den.
Named them Dark Bull and Wilbur. Kudos to anyone who gets the latter reference there.
Shows you've good taste
5:45 The Muk? Yet another one he makes a mistake on. At least it was the evo form it was mistaken for.
He even mashed the names and called it a Growler first, instead of Grimer. So, double the OOF there.
Lopunny snu-snu. Mildly concerning, if they actively plan to go full speed. Whether it's worth it.. To each their own.
Mistakes happen sometimes. I just like being helpful, and it's oddly entertaining to point them out when you've become so aware of making those slip ups in videos.
"Say goodbye to those hips, master."
Me: Death by Snu-Snu! DEATH BY SNU-SNU! DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!
When gible ran around the ball, I once saw gallade do that
Ash was really savage in Gen 1 anime. Plus don't sleep on Pokémon Horizons. The creator of XY and XYZ Series is writing this series.
Well i was interested before...
SOLD
... yes that's... true... but... it's also even more toxic than regular grimer because of it, hence Alolan Muk being an acid trip of colors, if anything... Rowlett should be screaming because Selene doesn't have a hand anymore.
2:08This drawing of the geodudes really Rockin I guess you can say you can really smell what he's cooking💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😤😤😤👍🏾👍🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Misty an Ash had the sickest burn ever 4:39
Bro, that pokemon bus is so cool like.....
Dude, WHO ELSE WOULD SAY THAT THEY WENT TO SCHOOL IN A POKEMON BUS?
I loved the original pokemon before they edited it. There was a ton of gems and savage moments. I love how they changed the scene where ash took misty's bike from the original where he literally GTA yeeted her off it. Plus based james and brock.
Keeping her parents a mystery?... ok I mean yes this is Pokemon, it's pulling from the irl instance of parents always never being home, why we never found out Ash's dad, Red's, Kris, Ethan, or Lyra, why Brendan/May's dad Norman never helps them unpack, dad's and sometimes moms are just too busy in the Pokemon world... but they know our feelings at this point on that... it feels intentional even though I haven't seen episode 1...
Yes it's like fire emblem all dads are dead or missing except for a few
@@AlejandroRodolfoMendez
Yeah, and why Ness' dad in Earthbound identifies as a phone in Smash Bros, only way you communicate with him is the phone.
I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON THE PIKA BUS!
He was really bouta say "Growlet and Rimer"
8:06 prof. Gible what happened?😂
Nice Genghis Khan you have there. 😂😂😂
Pokémon school be like A is for aerodactyl, b is for bulbasaur, c is for celebi etc
OG pokemon Dub was brutal..
4:20... 1st off nice, 2nd yeah... widely debated topic for me and my brother, is Cynthia late 20s or late 30s?... especially since gen 4 was 17 years ago, at this point she'd be possibly in her 40s or 50s like Lusamine... then yeah is Pokemon running on One Piece logic where humans live twice as long in their world? Like Dr Kureha, she still acts young like she's maybe 50 or 60 but is 140 years old.
noble is actually providing sauce now. hoorah
i know salty's art when i see it
A cultured one, I see?
Salty?
Yeah, little Gibble is just out there living his best derpy life
Yeah, the problem is that the bunny speed fact applies to them at their normal size. How fast do you think one would be scaled up to about three+ feet tall on it's hind legs with a long stride distance, more muscles and the condensed horniness of the entire internet as motivation coming after you?
About 175 mph. Did the math
@@ZackagonXM That's kind of terrifying. Not even getting into the fact "Pokemon are bullshit" with their physiology and abilities so the odds are a Loppuny would scale higher than that already terrifying speed.
In short, even a super car won't be fast enough for you to escape the horny bunny. May God have mercy on your pelvis, because they certainly won't
Say goodbye to your hips, master, “goodbye hips!”😅🙏
2:34 Wow i didn’t know squirtle was a mythical pokemon
4:39 why was ash so savage back then!
legendary Pokemon are cosmic horrors but they are tsundere.
Ngl, I wouldn’t mind getting snu-snu’d by a high-speed Lopunny.
Same lol
I'd prefer a normal speed one.
Pikalloon Day 17:
Just like what noble said "he's still there, he's doin good"
Stay with us pikalloon. Stay strong for us
7:04 Genghis Khan...not just me who hears that, right? lol XD
Now that palworld is out, would you still be ok with another let's go?
I'd say yes if it incorporated building and used Pokemon themed architecture and you could switch the roaming Pokemon
Any chance you'll be we having Ashley in the videos again?
Those couple videos you used to do were nice.
Thank you for showing the meme in the thumbnail
Ah man you should have put that pic of futurama with the skeletons of snu snu planet lol
3:43 literally all of them were glued to their screens watching his most important battle with full undivided attention
Like May and Serena watched his battle _between_ their coordinator performances. What is the meme maker talking about
Gastly so adorable nothing but smile.😊
The reason cyrus looks old is because of stress and madness
10:30 - Is that due to the bunny busted hips or Lily losing it??
I suppose the reason he's called "Ash" is because that's all that's left after he roasts you.
Because hot DAMN, that kid was slinging burns. Gonna need some Burn Heal for THAT.
(2:30)
plot twist :
the strange uncle driving : gotta catch'em all
This is the reason why I never get Balloon Characters for my Birthday, they always deflate on me the week after.
No matter how much I try to blow them back up, they always go down no matter what sort of Blowing Job I give them.
Holy s**t its been freaking years since Noble has graced my eyes and ears.
So, ahem, what about a speed+ nature, 31speed IV and 252 EV Lopunny?
Asking for science, I still have my Sassy Roserade for funsies.
Now I want some DND memes again on this channel 😢
The Geodude art makes sense. That Pokémon is a Rock-type, after all.
Top tip for slimming down and being healthier without much effort: Don't have breakfast in the morning, wait until brunch at noon and spread the calories from breakfast between lunch, afternoon snack and dinner, and don't eat after 8 in the evening. After 8 hours since you last ate you body has finished processing food and starts on extracting energy from your fats, consuming them for energy. This basically streamlines your fat reserves and pulls fat out of your liver and other organs making them work better and without the effort of processing food constantly while pulling more energy out of the fat also means you are more awake in the mornings since there's more energy available for thinking and moving around, I've noticed a huge jump in morning energy to the point that I've largely abandoned coffee since I started this a few months ago, I just don't need a pick-me-up in the morning anymore, and I lost about 25 pounds until I equalized and stopped losing any more weight with my baseline now sitting well within a healthy range instead of being a little overweight.
... Wait, Noble. That's a genius way to improve Pokemon. Literally customizable appearances. Pokemon with different fur cuts, stripes, tail shapes, etc...
10:06 Everyone always goes on about. Don't assault the Pokemon but, what if they won't take no for an answer...
That part with Gible running around the ball during a picnic...my Ditto does the same thing. Weird...🤔
yeah she over 40 but her look is a part of the story so its legit
Yo Noble, watch out for your pink?/purple?/magenta? light in your display cases it was kinda flickering!