All That Money... Still Not Happy | "Johnny Depp let a girl **** on his pillow!"

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  • Опубликовано: 21 фев 2023
  • Dante Nero explains to Godfrey and T.K. Kirkland the importance of stability in a relationship, and why $500 million won't stop Will Smith from crying in an infinity pool.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Hautenani
    @Hautenani Год назад +12461

    They chose women that fed their ego instead of their spirit, that’s why

    • @noir_sirena
      @noir_sirena Год назад +259

      You better come through and SPEAK!!! Exactly right ✅️ 👏

    • @lindajones9304
      @lindajones9304 Год назад +183

      So true, Matt Damon married regular girl, because married right person. Other example, never in tabloid, choose with the thinking head. 🤔

    • @cbcbmail1125
      @cbcbmail1125 Год назад +69

      They ain’t ready for these bars u spittin- at All!!

    • @jolieo78jonas
      @jolieo78jonas Год назад +59

      Yup, and right after that they will treat every woman like crap

    • @teishab-more9738
      @teishab-more9738 Год назад +15

      That part! 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @sumirunihon
    @sumirunihon Год назад +172

    "I can't imagine how i woulda lost my swag" 🤣💀

  • @irishissey2392
    @irishissey2392 Год назад +664

    You had me at ‘Willy Wonka got chocolate in his bed”😂 I’m laughing out loud!

    • @geremdu85
      @geremdu85 Год назад +3

      👍👍👍😂😂😂

    • @MineCraft-nz9pg
      @MineCraft-nz9pg Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Honeybeez5535
      @Honeybeez5535 Год назад +1

      They been to Dubai and brought it back home 😮😮

    • @rivabenzikri77
      @rivabenzikri77 Год назад +1

      And absolutely this dude looks like he ate all of Willy Wonka's chocolate

    • @tjclark5900
      @tjclark5900 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alextimmins3997
    @alextimmins3997 Год назад +825

    "Captain Jack Sparrow got a bitch shitting on his pillow" 💀😭

    • @luganoessom1464
      @luganoessom1464 Год назад +17

      Yo that Statement got me🤣🤣🤣

    • @outlaw9420
      @outlaw9420 Год назад +11

      AND it rhymes

    • @helenperkins1012
      @helenperkins1012 Год назад

      First of all, how these nasty B ches would even have the nerve, they got the nerve, a person should have beat their azzes.

    • @helenperkins1012
      @helenperkins1012 Год назад +1

      That's the worst thing a person could do, they should have beat their azz, and turn their self in to the police. They would have gotten off. I 🤔 think.

    • @antoinebutler9904
      @antoinebutler9904 Год назад +2

      @@helenperkins1012 she would’ve took everything damn from him

  • @1human179
    @1human179 Год назад +2007

    "Will Smith crying in an infinity pool," now that's straight poetic. Some might even say "poetic justice"😂.

  • @TheBearhunter21
    @TheBearhunter21 Год назад +2941

    “I was the only one that gave a shit in this relationship”, Amber Heard.

    • @1992Kingofyoutubable
      @1992Kingofyoutubable Год назад

      Well at least she gave a shit. 😂😂

    • @shawngordon6626
      @shawngordon6626 Год назад

      😳😳 SODOMITE WILL SMITH WITH HIS CHILD MOLESTER KNIFE SHE NEXT RAPEING PEOPLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS 😳😳

    • @spotasmith7124
      @spotasmith7124 Год назад

      Took a ….💩 more like 👍🏻

    • @silverfoenix
      @silverfoenix Год назад +36

      Its ironic she was more concerned about a Dog that Stepped on pee!!!

    • @majesticallymade6177
      @majesticallymade6177 Год назад +9

      Oh my! 😯

  • @deoanhx1x641
    @deoanhx1x641 Год назад +472

    Money does not buy respect. It only buys products.

    • @CommandoJaJas
      @CommandoJaJas Год назад +3

      And some products are shitty

    • @Dude-1689
      @Dude-1689 Год назад

      And a majority of women do just that. Pose as items and want the world to morally accept it.

    • @billybobb8080
      @billybobb8080 Год назад +5

      Matter on who has the money. Meaningful donations come from those with deep pockets. Have you ever heard of a broke boss who's able to employ dozens of people ? Money is not evil or good. It's a thing. You don't blame cars for car crashes.

    • @troyrichardson8787
      @troyrichardson8787 10 месяцев назад +1

      Barrrrrrss

    • @RockAAAMan
      @RockAAAMan 3 месяца назад

      Deep

  • @GGOGAMMA
    @GGOGAMMA Год назад +73

    The more you watch it, it gets funnier 😂

  • @ABSK97
    @ABSK97 Год назад +621

    “She was SHITTIN IN HIS BED‼️” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nastychizim4564
      @nastychizim4564 Год назад

      Her last shit,

    • @jacobtheson_
      @jacobtheson_ Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😭

    • @saga123ize
      @saga123ize Год назад

      Was she ? 😂 😂

    • @gardensofthegods
      @gardensofthegods Год назад +1

      @@saga123ize Yes , it was even mentioned in the trial .
      The whole trial was uploaded but I wouldn't be surprised if you could find just that clip where he mentions it or where his lawyer mentions it

    • @juanjoseperez2702
      @juanjoseperez2702 Год назад

      @@gardensofthegods she tried to blame it on the dog.

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Год назад +718

    "How tf does jack sparrow got a bish shitting on his pillow!?"
    Man, wild.

    • @TheBrownIsland
      @TheBrownIsland Год назад

      Except he didn't. A Dog crapped💩 on Johnny Depp's Bed. That was cleared up in Court.

    • @ASH_ketchum_99
      @ASH_ketchum_99 Год назад +4

      😂😂💩💩

    • @NinjaSlothKingz
      @NinjaSlothKingz Год назад +4

      captain*

    • @vrea77
      @vrea77 Год назад +1

      Because he wanted her too

    • @JahmBProducts
      @JahmBProducts Год назад +3

      ​@@NinjaSlothKingz he ain't the captain no more after that shit 😭

  • @YusufTV
    @YusufTV Год назад +53

    Money can buy everything except happiness,true love, emotions, loyalty, a true friend and family.

    • @elizabeths.1888
      @elizabeths.1888 Год назад +4

      Don't forget common sense😄

    • @cloudyboy1756
      @cloudyboy1756 3 месяца назад

      It can get you happiness but not the rest

  • @AlexLopez-lz1cn
    @AlexLopez-lz1cn Год назад +36

    This dude has me crying! Lol

  • @bcee2054
    @bcee2054 Год назад +3737

    Yo how disturbed you gotta be to shit on someones bed? 😂

    • @StunnaGang762
      @StunnaGang762 Год назад

      Disturbed not the word that's some drug addict mentally ill white ppl shit

    • @saintsnaps
      @saintsnaps Год назад +93

      How disturbed u gotta be to pay for someone to come shit on yo bed is the question 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @h3was547
      @h3was547 Год назад +36

      ​@@saintsnaps The Beta award goes to Johnny Depp fs, fear of murder should halt bed poop retaliation🤭. I bet Depp kept dealing with her afterwards too. I'm not talking one word to a chick after that.

    • @skizztrizz4453
      @skizztrizz4453 Год назад

      In all fairness, her dog stepped on a 🐝. 🤔🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂🤣

    • @austindreher5322
      @austindreher5322 Год назад +61

      ​@@h3was547 He left and divorced her.

  • @MyKenesha
    @MyKenesha Год назад +2029

    Its true...Rich people got more problems than anybody else. Never envy them! 💯

  • @hersheyslim
    @hersheyslim Год назад +6

    I’ve watched this 15 times back to back like it’s a comedy special. I’M F’n DYING OF STOMACH PAINS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Alexp36500
    @Alexp36500 7 месяцев назад +4

    I literally can't breathe!!! "You idolize these people and you go home and a girl sh*ttin in your bed" 😂😂

  • @montaquejones
    @montaquejones Год назад +643

    That Willy Wonka bar killed me💀💀🪦

  • @overseastom
    @overseastom Год назад +31

    I can't stop watching this. Its so simple, but so goddamn funny. What's the podcast? I need to hear the rest.

  • @XavTrex44
    @XavTrex44 Год назад +7

    That’s made my day. Every time I watch this I’m laughing more. Thank you. I was feeling sad this morning. This has brighten my day❤

  • @emmanueltexeira3660
    @emmanueltexeira3660 Год назад +212

    When the lawyer said amber turd in the courtroom I lost it.

  • @markymark6918
    @markymark6918 Год назад +312

    At least Johnny learned and stopped looking at his demonic serpant.
    Will is still under her spell.

    • @CoutureThug
      @CoutureThug Год назад +21

      Exactly Depp never got back with her after that, they were going through a divorce and she tried everything to get him to hit her so he could be the bad guy

    • @radman6047
      @radman6047 Год назад

      Johnny is as demonic as they come. Birds of a feather flock together.

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 Год назад +5

      Johnny went to court for 20 days for that girl.
      Will is married for 25yrs with two children. How can you compare!?!?

    • @CoutureThug
      @CoutureThug Год назад +10

      @@miamitten1123 they both cheated on their spouse that's the comparison

    • @ghostpacas7600
      @ghostpacas7600 Год назад +2

      None of that exists, stop with religious nonsense. Sky daddy is mythical.

  • @daedaeinc
    @daedaeinc 10 месяцев назад +3

    I can't stop watching this 😂😂😂

  • @hosebewhening6111
    @hosebewhening6111 Год назад +2

    The laugh in the background is everything 😂😂😂😂

  • @kenrickbautista6141
    @kenrickbautista6141 Год назад +604

    This got me laughing *real* hard! 🤣💀

    • @mpwg313
      @mpwg313 Год назад +3

      This had me crying in laughter while I'm driving

    • @janglangmalatang7475
      @janglangmalatang7475 Год назад +1

      Willy Wonka ‘ omg 🙈🤣

  • @Tmokkeys
    @Tmokkeys Год назад +281

    I’ve never seen TK laugh like that 😂😂😂

    • @409CJ
      @409CJ Год назад +14

      I think TK was more annoyed. Daunte was talkin too much this episode. You got TK in the room, and don't let him talk?

    • @csabb50
      @csabb50 Год назад +3

      Probably because he was there when it happened

    • @Tmokkeys
      @Tmokkeys Год назад +5

      Yeah I can see that. In other cases, TK would shut that down but, out of his respect for Godfrey, he probably didn’t want to kill the vibe!

    • @howardlee8486
      @howardlee8486 Год назад

      T to the mutha fuckin K

    • @SpaceghostJ
      @SpaceghostJ Год назад

      @@409CJ nobody give af about tk kirkland

  • @sonja4164
    @sonja4164 Год назад +26

    Moral of the story: money can solve *SOME* problems, but I won't bring you happiness.

    • @Mr_megido
      @Mr_megido Год назад +1

      Money solves money problems being with someone who loves you for who you are isn’t a money problem

  • @bayanzabihiyan7465
    @bayanzabihiyan7465 Год назад +14

    Goes to show that ain’t no amount of money gonna make up for a miserable relationship.

  • @IonizedComa
    @IonizedComa Год назад +442

    "Willy Wonka got chocolate in his bed" is underrated😭

  • @yuvanbaldwinew9282
    @yuvanbaldwinew9282 Год назад +491

    Willy Wonka has a real Chocolate Factory

  • @brucefraser4778
    @brucefraser4778 Год назад +1

    best clip EVER !!

  • @kathleenrobinson1594
    @kathleenrobinson1594 Год назад +1

    I’ve now watched this 10x😂😂😂😂

  • @jacquesbarro9253
    @jacquesbarro9253 Год назад +207

    “You are in your house and a bitch shit on your bed”. I like his passion here 😂😂😂

    • @jacobisimmons_com
      @jacobisimmons_com Год назад +5

      Yoooo 😂🤣🤣😅

    • @mjbset93
      @mjbset93 Год назад +4

      Bro he really put that story into context for me with his tone. That 💩 in your bed is some shit I see a gangsta busting in your house to put you in your place without killing you. I can see it now 10 strapped dudes bust in your house. “B%tch you shorted us 3 stackson that last deal. We’ve made 300 stacks with you but that isn’t the point.” You tied up house picked through robbed and then dude shits on your bed while you watch.

    • @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ
      @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ Год назад

      ​@@mjbset93 that's wild

    • @doodooheadpleighboy4255
      @doodooheadpleighboy4255 Год назад

      @@mjbset93 id track em down one by one and give em all hot carls. MONO E MONO.

  • @love2all837
    @love2all837 Год назад +220

    If you get TK Kirkland laughing like that, then you doing something 💯

    • @toolegit7668
      @toolegit7668 Год назад +6

      That was a "that's my nigga let me laugh" laugh

    • @drtalkboxsa9412
      @drtalkboxsa9412 Год назад +3

      He laughs and then asks “nigga who raised you?”

    • @ridjauhnryan6882
      @ridjauhnryan6882 Год назад +2

      I love this comment 🤣🤣🤣 Laughing like the Laugh at the end of Michael Jackson - Thriller🤣🤣

  • @finessegod2
    @finessegod2 Год назад +2

    T.K. keeps it playa at all times... never raises his voice or expels too much energy or anything

  • @ianbenderman6880
    @ianbenderman6880 Год назад +4

    Bro she even tried to blam it on the dogs😂😂

  • @templemusa6884
    @templemusa6884 Год назад +768

    Crying in an infinity pool.

    • @krinja
      @krinja Год назад +36

      😂😂😂😂😂 on the real, you just opened up my brain to how poetic that phrase is

    • @WhizMitchell
      @WhizMitchell Год назад +22

      Will is there because he wants to be there crying in that infinity pool!

    • @Don_of_Dons
      @Don_of_Dons Год назад +1

      😂😭

    • @parisshanel
      @parisshanel Год назад

      rather than then crying on bicycle shit could be worst at least he gets chest in peace and his side hoes ain’t telling.

    • @mikaels6009
      @mikaels6009 Год назад +1

      No bullshit like how?? Smh

  • @ladyt_ismyname6643
    @ladyt_ismyname6643 Год назад +140

    They chose aesthetics over intellect.

    • @cmartin6109
      @cmartin6109 Год назад +17

      over soul and good hearted spirit

    • @ladyt_ismyname6643
      @ladyt_ismyname6643 Год назад +8

      @@cmartin6109 yup.

    • @gabrieldaniels6191
      @gabrieldaniels6191 Год назад

      💩

    • @ernestbruce263
      @ernestbruce263 Год назад

      Intellect don’t mean shit
      Just a peaceful and appreciative woman cos everything falls in line with such a woman

    • @ladyt_ismyname6643
      @ladyt_ismyname6643 Год назад +1

      @@ernestbruce263 Peaceful and appreciative is absolutely important as well.

  • @Ashmedm
    @Ashmedm Год назад +72

    Will Smith's wife cheated on him and the guy still had the audacity to slap Chris 🤦

  • @PSOLOBEATS
    @PSOLOBEATS 10 месяцев назад +1

    When the laughing becomes uncontrollable. That shits funny

  • @deebrown4877
    @deebrown4877 Год назад +1

    These are nothing but facts!!!!💯💯💯💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_Gawd_Papa
    @The_Gawd_Papa Год назад +168

    *I used to look up to celebs. Then I grew up, and realized that looking up to them is a cardinal sin.*

    • @overlordp.3758
      @overlordp.3758 Год назад +6

      They have a whole new kind of problems

  • @rahmancooper9716
    @rahmancooper9716 Год назад +331

    For a girl to shoot human mud on your sleeping apparatus is nasty.

    • @S.E.E.1111
      @S.E.E.1111 Год назад +50

      This wording is... 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dedricklane4899
      @dedricklane4899 Год назад +1

      Bruh just imagine

    • @qbeenzotherside
      @qbeenzotherside Год назад +13

      ​@@S.E.E.1111 this is probably a pastor dumfounded by the nastiness

    • @drabb5133
      @drabb5133 Год назад +13

      This is how you get away with saying anything, any time anywhere language and painting a picture at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rahmancooper9716
      @rahmancooper9716 Год назад +6

      @@qbeenzotherside I'm not a pastor yo. My humor and vocab isn't limited like yours.

  • @MgtowBarbarian
    @MgtowBarbarian Год назад +6

    Fckn hilarious!!! 😂

  • @theresajones2230
    @theresajones2230 9 месяцев назад +1

    Godfrey- is too hilarious!

  • @abeltesfaye_
    @abeltesfaye_ Год назад +120

    Godfrey dying laughing is amazing 😭😂💀💀💀

  • @sidorakenley5860
    @sidorakenley5860 Год назад +72

    "WILLY WONKA GOT CHOCOLATE IN HIS BED" GOT ME SPLITTIN SPINES AND SLPEENS OVER HERE Y'ALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Kamasutra941
    @Kamasutra941 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Patrice came out in this clip 😂😂

  • @JRrox822
    @JRrox822 5 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂This just doesn’t get old😂😂😂

  • @tobiviray6423
    @tobiviray6423 Год назад +100

    "Willy wonka got chocolate on his bed." Godfrey outta pocket 😂

    • @arthurchristensen9425
      @arthurchristensen9425 Год назад

      wake up people

    • @nani_bow3489
      @nani_bow3489 Год назад

      Funny how women in the comments blaming men for being victim and for choosing the wrong one. If it’s the other way around, women will be blaming all men and wouldn’t blame women for choosing the wrong one. Women☕️

  • @Afro.G.
    @Afro.G. Год назад +348

    "Willy Wonka got chocolate in his bed" omfg that was on point 😂

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 Год назад +5

      Meh 😒 Joke was pedestrian

    • @chipschannel9494
      @chipschannel9494 Год назад

      @@miamitten1123 hahahaha, you loved , that’s why you commented, hahahaha , she was forced , bahahaha was she “forced”to f-k her son’s friend, or put it on”BLAST”, she’s going to be a character villain in someone’s movie.

    • @richyb2132
      @richyb2132 Год назад +1

      I died 😂

    • @Aussiematee
      @Aussiematee Год назад +4

      @@miamitten1123joke was pedestrian? What the f are you saying?

    • @thomasjefferson6334
      @thomasjefferson6334 Год назад

      I thought it was "Chocolate in his pants"

  • @marcusmobley3189
    @marcusmobley3189 5 месяцев назад +2

    One of the greatest rants ever. Lmao!

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour 5 месяцев назад +3

    This clip timeless 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blank_stare_productions
    @blank_stare_productions Год назад +150

    Godfrey murked em' with Willy Wonka! 💯

  • @donnellliddell332
    @donnellliddell332 Год назад +100

    Godfrey laugh like chucky 🤣😂 he had me weak asl

  • @amonkmusic139
    @amonkmusic139 Год назад

    Thanks for the laughs! much love to and prosperity to Everton

  • @macfin4862
    @macfin4862 Год назад +1

    This is one of the only RUclips shorts I've ever seen that makes a genuinely important point

  • @JokerDaSmoker
    @JokerDaSmoker Год назад +145

    Pillow shittin is hella foul😂

  • @richardchamberlain6815
    @richardchamberlain6815 Год назад +105

    Dam I heard Patrice O'neal within his explanation. His spirit lives on through all his friends.

    • @kkeithf
      @kkeithf Год назад +5

      Dante is a good dude for sure

    • @Treeshousepodcast
      @Treeshousepodcast Год назад +3

      Facts

    • @Mrs9309
      @Mrs9309 Год назад

      Man i was about to write same stuff but saw yours. R.i.P Patrice 🙏

    • @leolopez3088
      @leolopez3088 Год назад

      Was thinking the exact same thing. Sometimes I watch Dante to get a bit of that Patrice hit. RIP Patreeky

    • @gdn7
      @gdn7 Год назад

      Even Kathleen is sounding reasonable

  • @guymelton1094
    @guymelton1094 Год назад +1

    Their Mothers told them about these kinda women, well at least mine did😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phemsapparel9526
    @phemsapparel9526 Месяц назад

    Thank you beautiful lady. God bless you jor! I'm so proud of you.

  • @PEYates
    @PEYates Год назад +113

    I thought Kirkland was gonna hit Amber Heard with the "Bitch, who raised you!" 🤣🤣

  • @C4rrots
    @C4rrots Год назад +289

    I love how he’s genuinely just dumbfounded by how someone could do that lmao

    • @alexanderhowcroft8779
      @alexanderhowcroft8779 Год назад

      What podcast is this?

    • @VapidFart
      @VapidFart Год назад +2

      If you take a step back is it not perplexing how a grown adult with a career and high social standing can stoop to that level of depravity. Especially if it's aimed at one with a higher status and more established career?

    • @blaxx1857
      @blaxx1857 Год назад

      ​@@VapidFart good thing that dint happen tho unless u were dumb enough to fall for a smear campaign

    • @twotidoce
      @twotidoce Год назад +1

      ​@@alexanderhowcroft8779 "in godfrey we trust"

    • @alexanderhowcroft8779
      @alexanderhowcroft8779 Год назад

      @@twotidoce thanks, gonna take a look

  • @oB_Session
    @oB_Session Год назад +4

    Somewhere in the world there is an infinity pool of Wills tears and a chocolate pillow for Jack Sparrow.

  • @hamiam2659
    @hamiam2659 Год назад

    🤣😂🤣😂 when you put it like that, makes me feel a lot better.

  • @TheBearhunter21
    @TheBearhunter21 Год назад +881

    Johnny Depp is the one guy who could have really used an amber alert!

  • @kkrriissy
    @kkrriissy Год назад +131

    TK Kirkland - “I’m from the era where Jim Brown was throwing bitches off of balconies”

    • @ruthann2051
      @ruthann2051 Год назад +1

      "Now what's my hours... 9 to 5! " lol

    • @reespace
      @reespace Год назад

      And as a woman, this is somehow funny to you? It's just fine for these misogynists to call women bitches?

  • @ttozzy
    @ttozzy Год назад +1

    At least J.Depp ex wife wasn't sleepy around with her son's young friend.😂

  • @rashidabdallah3146
    @rashidabdallah3146 Год назад

    The man laughing is firing it up😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅Lol

  • @ADub-oy6jh
    @ADub-oy6jh Год назад +76

    funny thing is, everything he saying is the 100% truth

    • @reespace
      @reespace Год назад

      So women are bitches?

    • @CoutureThug
      @CoutureThug Год назад +3

      Except it's not, Depp was already divorcing her when she did that. She was trying to get him to hit her and he didn't fall for it. He's acting like he stayed with her after that, he's not a simp like Will Smith

    • @skepchica
      @skepchica Месяц назад

      ​@@CoutureThug Except it is. Can you imagine yourself in this scenario? 😂😂😂

  • @TheBoringGuySA
    @TheBoringGuySA Год назад +802

    In the literal sense... Amber Heard actually gave a sh**t about Johnny Depp😭😭💔

    • @milad-ik6sf
      @milad-ik6sf Год назад +5

      Niceee 😂❤

    • @Benjamin-vx2ot
      @Benjamin-vx2ot Год назад +8

      amber shart

    • @yourrealitycheckbounced8136
      @yourrealitycheckbounced8136 Год назад +42

      So when they broke up, did he tell her to take her 💩💩💩💩 and leave....???? 😂😂😂😂

    • @pitchblackc0d314
      @pitchblackc0d314 Год назад +7

      @@yourrealitycheckbounced8136 🤣

    • @frankcastle5737
      @frankcastle5737 Год назад +2

      In that case Mac Miller didn't feel a thing and Kurt no-brain outsmarted Courtney.

  • @veeedgee
    @veeedgee Год назад

    ‼️ this is funny. I’ve been watching this podcast for a while & the ppl change but the funny does not. Keeps getting better and better!🎉

  • @dominics7565
    @dominics7565 Год назад +1

    Lol 😂I laughed so hard I got a headache

  • @Kenny78743
    @Kenny78743 Год назад +139

    This was an epic rant by Dante' 😆 🤣 😂

  • @jasmines2260
    @jasmines2260 Год назад +21

    "Money can't buy you love"🎶🎶 or loyalty, trust, consideration, acceptance you catch my drift. That chocolate line got me 🤣.

  • @ThePaganwaysareKillingUsAll
    @ThePaganwaysareKillingUsAll 10 месяцев назад

    Johnny depp was bussin dat pertoody up lol 😂😂😂

  • @peter_shadow7559
    @peter_shadow7559 Год назад +13

    Money is irrelevant when you don't have self-respect, dignity and self-esteem.

  • @mybudinesd4545
    @mybudinesd4545 Год назад +68

    People are people no matter how much money they have

    • @tanikawright9663
      @tanikawright9663 Год назад +4

      Yeah but I don’t know anyone who has people shardin’ in their bed . That’s a whole new level of being human l.

    • @fitawrarifitness6842
      @fitawrarifitness6842 Год назад +4

      Yeah but having money is not an excuse for enduring disrespect

    • @kathleenwisialowski4558
      @kathleenwisialowski4558 Год назад

      ​@@tanikawright9663 that is not human. Even a dog is trained not to do that. Both of these women need a good rap to there noses with a rolled up newspaper. Train those bitches right.

  • @rockystillstoned5488
    @rockystillstoned5488 Год назад +35

    “HOW MUCH DISRESPECT! …Do you gotta have ? “ is ducking hilarious

  • @JohnJones-bm4hf
    @JohnJones-bm4hf Год назад

    I haven’t laughed so hard in years TY

  • @tashamac7415
    @tashamac7415 Год назад +1

    He’s Hilariously correct! I’m still screaming in 😂when the internet called her “Amber Turd

  • @amazingyes6744
    @amazingyes6744 Год назад +41

    Be happy with what you got. Peace of mind is a wonderful thing.

  • @bigg7505
    @bigg7505 Год назад +35

    "Bitches be crazy" -some wise monk somewhere

    • @dominics7565
      @dominics7565 Год назад

      That was actually Ben Stillers dad who coined that term. Fr.

  • @LostAccs
    @LostAccs Год назад +5

    No matter what you do, always make sure the last thing you cry about is a girl.

  • @phyllisrussell299
    @phyllisrussell299 Год назад

    I. Am. In. TEARS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lightinthedark10323
    @Lightinthedark10323 Год назад +233

    Amber Heard lost her dignity when she did that.

    • @shabaka6406
      @shabaka6406 Год назад +30

      She’d lost it long before this incident 😹😹😹

    • @Nezfitness777
      @Nezfitness777 Год назад +9

      U must still think there's good apples in Hollywood

    • @flowersforme375
      @flowersforme375 Год назад +4

      Both Johnny and Amber sucked. Terrible in relationships.

    • @enesibnelmas1935
      @enesibnelmas1935 Год назад +8

      And he lost a pillow, blanket and maybe a mattress

    • @billybob9269
      @billybob9269 Год назад

      No johnny depp did when he didnt grab herby her head in rub her nose in it like a dog and smack her thats what id do only way to teach these hoes .

  • @nicholascagezinho1505
    @nicholascagezinho1505 Год назад +1

    Yeah, I'm following you from now on

  • @GreenLantern405
    @GreenLantern405 Год назад

    I was like uncle Phil is that you when the video first came on lmao

  • @imprivate3474
    @imprivate3474 Год назад +409

    There is not a single woman alive who is so beautiful that she cannot make a man miserable.

    • @bloomsux69
      @bloomsux69 Год назад

      based sigma take, I bet you get mad pussy

    • @GTAIV327
      @GTAIV327 Год назад +6

      Agreed

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 Год назад +19

      well it appears that the men with the beautiful women are having the most problems...so I think we're thinking the wrong way. Beautiful does not equal happiness.

    • @GearZNet
      @GearZNet Год назад +25

      @@tylerm0089 Maybe stop looking towards women to make you happy. Lead a fulfilling life regardless of whether a woman is in it.

    • @octoberwildsmoke9065
      @octoberwildsmoke9065 Год назад +2

      ​@@GearZNet v true I got a boyfriend and I'm never looking back

  • @ZenImmortalScribeofAfrica
    @ZenImmortalScribeofAfrica Год назад +35

    That Willy wonka line was on point

  • @MzDimplez90
    @MzDimplez90 11 месяцев назад

    No lies were told in this PSA😂🤣👏🏾

  • @bringinfunny1
    @bringinfunny1 Год назад +2

    It's times like these when I miss Patrice O' Neal the most. RIP😢

  • @Life_42
    @Life_42 Год назад +175

    Proof money doesn't buy happiness or good people

    • @Happystone390
      @Happystone390 Год назад +5

      Also laughing at someone else doesn't.

    • @Life_42
      @Life_42 Год назад +2

      @@Happystone390 I agree with you.

    • @blindmown
      @blindmown Год назад +7

      Sure, having practically unlimited money doesn't provide happiness (it becomes meaningless). But poverty does guarantee misery when you can't afford to provide for your basic needs.
      From personal experience, money does buy happiness up to a certain point. When you go from not being able to eat all the time, being homeless, etc to living in a nice place, eating good food, going on trips, etc that's a pretty big boost to overall happiness.
      Over time your happiness levels stabilize no matter your situation. But it's a lot easier to feel good when you are in a stable situation.

    • @snjezanaspahija249
      @snjezanaspahija249 Год назад

      Chocolate i.on pillow😅😅when they married you for money😊😊

    • @christiandierlam162
      @christiandierlam162 Год назад +1

      It ain't about your problems its about your ability to solve them

  • @theevilteacher
    @theevilteacher Год назад +104

    No fortune is big enough to have peace of mind. Johnny knows it and did something about it. Sadly, Will is not willing to salvage his dignity

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee Год назад +3

      He is traumatized from his childhood. That's why he will not divorce again 😊

    • @shereebuckley7208
      @shereebuckley7208 Год назад +3

      I believe Will Smith has been mind fu@#ed by Jada. He's suffering. He needs someone to step up and help him remove himself from the abuse He's suffering. It's sad to see nobody has defended him except for a couple of people that have pointed out how manipulative Jada is.

  • @noorjemilah8672
    @noorjemilah8672 Год назад

    Idk how many times I just watched this and shared. Damn 😅😂😂😭😭🤭🤭🤭😩💀☠️🤡💩🤣

  • @pillar81
    @pillar81 Год назад

    Not Godfrey wearing a Hancock costume looking jacket! 😂

  • @williejones7642
    @williejones7642 Год назад +34

    Donte and Patrice made magic with Black Phillip show 🥺

    • @frostywarrior4649
      @frostywarrior4649 Год назад

      I hate the last 2 episodes had Jeffrey pussy ass on the show

    • @Charaf.Moussa
      @Charaf.Moussa Год назад +3

      Black and Beige Philip will change your look with those 12 life lessons episodes.

    • @richardchamberlain6815
      @richardchamberlain6815 Год назад +3

      Dam. Throughout his explanation I heard Patrice O'neal talking too. it's very weird. love it though.

    • @adrianduran2678
      @adrianduran2678 Год назад +2

      I feel in love with Patrice I heard all the black Phillip as soon as I saw this I stopped because like the comment you cant clearly hear the Patrice in his voice

  • @Labrynthetic
    @Labrynthetic Год назад +146

    When a woman thinks she's better than you, she will openly disrespect you. Choose the one that likes you more.

    • @freshgotbeatz8594
      @freshgotbeatz8594 Год назад +2

      Factsss

    • @zalitosway8419
      @zalitosway8419 Год назад

      It was jealousy and feminism. Just like how males compete they felt the need to Damage them to seem better. Jada cheated to “humble” her husband bring him to the same level and whatever her face was like that to Johnny to do the same. It’s a tactic to change a power dynamic… like a man but by manipulating like a woman.

    • @Dotbanero
      @Dotbanero Год назад +5

      Like the ones that like you

    • @anthonycee7492
      @anthonycee7492 Год назад +2

      Real talk

    • @philanizulu4461
      @philanizulu4461 Год назад +5

      Nothing is more painful than being disrespected by a woman when you know you can’t handle her as you’d handle a man that’s disrespectful to you

  • @Roodz5440
    @Roodz5440 9 месяцев назад

    The amount of times he said the word shit got me on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @asiathompson4006
    @asiathompson4006 Год назад

    It took a second for TK to come around. But when he did 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @XRyanK
    @XRyanK Год назад +287

    Actually Amber shitting in his bed was probably the most authentically Jack Sparrow thing that could happen