What Makes a Real New Yorker? Desus Nice Investigates | The Daily Show

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place Год назад +198

    New Yorkers say, "To be a true New Yorker you have to mind your own business" but I'll tell you what, as a New Yorker I can truthfully say, "If you are ever in trouble, a true New Yorker will always have your back, whether they know you or not".

    • @Anomaly1618
      @Anomaly1618 Год назад +15

      FACTS. Only city I’ve experienced people quickly intervening to back me up when getting harassed in public. Ironically the bystander effect originated from a story here.

    • @Jade_Mushroom
      @Jade_Mushroom Год назад +13

      ppl who complain about that, aren't from big cities. I was born in NY but I don't consider myself one because I moved away when I was 2. But I've lived mainly in big cities (Shanghai, Taipei, Chicago, SF, and Oakland). In a big city, you mind your business because you recognize that stopping and making a deal about something is so much bigger, because there's a bigger audience. Also, you don't chitchat in public spaces or with service folks, because you're holding up the line, adn therefore being rude to other ppl outside your conversation. But if anything happens, NY'ers always pull up. Just cuz they're "minding their own business" doesn't mean they're not aware of what is going on, and they'll immediately jump in to help you.

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 Год назад +3

      Homeless people exist. This is rather selective

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Год назад

      Moved awy when you were 2, eh? What's the matter, couldn't stand the pace?@@Jade_Mushroom

    • @votdfak
      @votdfak Год назад +2

      They'll have your back pocket for sure.

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 Год назад +24

    Desus Nice totally rocks.

  • @TayobkTailz
    @TayobkTailz Год назад +91

    As a Brooklynite i can only say this; keep your heads down, dont start none wont be none, and if you think that Times Square is the go to spot in NYC, then you're truly a tourist.

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 Год назад +6

      IM FROM CALIFORNIA AND I KNOW THATS TRUE.

    • @anagram8
      @anagram8 Год назад +3

      Sun you smashed that

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 Год назад +3

      i grew up in brooklyn.... and in high school we used to cut school and go to the arcades in times square all the time.. trying about avoid truant cops..

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Год назад +3

      what about the Central Park? because i'm curious to see the ecosystem in there and ponder how it's able to hold itself as the last bastion of green wilderness in a seas of concrete wilderness (that and i think that's prolly the only thing my mom would be interested in while i wanna go to as many art or science museums as i can).

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 Год назад +2

      @@Echo81Rumple83 central park is beautiful... so beautiful i skipped my prom and got blazed in it...it was the 90's though.. im sure it's different now..

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 Год назад +46

    That woman who said the Bronx has the worst men: Staten Island was right there!
    I’m honestly surprised they didn’t catch any strays in this.

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 Год назад +6

      I live in the Bronx, but I’ve been on a lot of dates with Manhattanites and Brooklynites. I’ve also got a date scheduled with a guy from Queens on Friday. 😂

    • @MrTekniqs
      @MrTekniqs Год назад +12

      I don't understand why they would be apart of the discussion. As a Bronx native, we don't speak about that place. Unless we're discussing the Wu-Tang Clan and then we still never bring up the location. Just the group.

    • @NorthKoreanComedian
      @NorthKoreanComedian Год назад +1

      @@laurenconrad1799Which ones were usually the worst?

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад +17

      That's just because real New Yorkers don't even claim Staten Island as a borough. (WuTang is the only exception!)

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад +3

      @@MrTekniqs Ha! I wrote my comment before looking at yours, and we're on the same page. Gang gang.

  • @bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-
    @bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb- Год назад +27

    I really love Desus and hope he is willing to host and that they choose him to host forever.

    • @LONGJOHN247k
      @LONGJOHN247k Год назад +1

      I really wish more people saw this comment because it would’ve been thumbs’d up more.

    • @LONGJOHN247k
      @LONGJOHN247k Год назад

      I’m playing

  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw Год назад +132

    I guess "Mind your business" is the unofficial NYC motto.

    • @galedribble9535
      @galedribble9535 Год назад +15

      Toss up between that and “Don’t make eye contact”

    • @Cocpain
      @Cocpain Год назад +3

      Should be an american motto, if they did we wouldn't have a this culture war BS.

    • @delvesdg
      @delvesdg Год назад +5

      Fuhgeddaboudit is almost the same as mind your business.

    • @jayare6804
      @jayare6804 Год назад +4

      It's on the official NYC municipal seal

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад +5

      There are signs everywhere here that say, "If you see something, say something," and collectively we were like, "Nah..."

  • @debjoy12
    @debjoy12 Год назад +12

    the "most New York thing" I witnessed was a bicyclist and a bus driver get into a fight over the right-of-way 😂😂😂 like they stopped in the road causing a backup behind them and everything!!

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 Год назад +8

    I'm from Cleveland but I can pull off being from New York. Also, I just listened to "Pino Cycle" last night. Shouts to Desus, sucio boys still here

    • @doody244
      @doody244 Год назад +1

      Maybe to some people but I can ALWAYS tell a native-born from someone who isn’t. I was born and raised in Boston but many of my close camp and college friends are Manhattanites. On another note I very much enjoyed Cleveland during my visit. It was the first stop on a 25 day road trip from Boston to Los Angeles. I was only in the city for 42 hours. However I was out and about for 26 of them. I saw quite a lot of your hometown. I’ve spent 3 years of my life abroad and I’ve visited 41 states. That being said I can safely say Cleveland is a very underrated city.

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 Год назад

      @@doody244 yes Cleveland gets a lot of hate but I'm happy you enjoyed your experience here. As far as the accents, I know what you mean about a native tongue, and I'm sure you've heard some terrible Boston impressions in your days.

  • @deanna_abby
    @deanna_abby Год назад +20

    I was born in the West coast and my family moved to the midwest when I was a toddler. Kansas motto: We know your business 😂

  • @iamladyblack1188
    @iamladyblack1188 Год назад +11

    😭😭😭I miss the bodega boys!!!

  • @trinajacobs9154
    @trinajacobs9154 Год назад +11

    Born and raised in Cali. Thanks for the tips on how to be a New Yorker😂😂

  • @SupermanHopkins
    @SupermanHopkins Год назад +10

    Desus needs a co-pilot. I think we all know who I'm talking about.

  • @jessss27
    @jessss27 Год назад +6

    Desus (and Mero) are the best

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw Год назад +5

    A means cleans, C means flavorful 😂😂😂

  • @Thortok2000
    @Thortok2000 Год назад

    NYC is on my bucket list to visit.

  • @LONGJOHN247k
    @LONGJOHN247k Год назад

    KEEP DESUS AS YOUR HOST HE WAS THE BEST ONE BY FARRRRRR

  • @BlockBoyWez
    @BlockBoyWez Год назад +2

    Put Desus on forever, this is set!

  • @Thingdeux
    @Thingdeux Год назад +6

    Get it Desus! Love this

  • @reluctantrobbie
    @reluctantrobbie Год назад +18

    I don't know who this man is, but he is fantastic. Give this man the show.

    • @tajcee
      @tajcee Год назад +1

      You gotta watch Desus and Mero, they had a comedy on Showtime 🙌

  • @ItsumiRocha
    @ItsumiRocha Год назад +7

    Desus on the daily 🔥

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 Год назад +24

    Desus looked like he stopped himself from saying something when dude said “LETS GO METS!”

  • @e66iu
    @e66iu Год назад +45

    BRING BACK ROY!!!!! Make Desus top field correspondent. You guys also better lock down Josh Johnson and Dulce Sloan. You're gonna miss those two when they blowuptuate

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 Год назад +1

      I see what you're trying to do, I'm with it

    • @cptkirkpyro5656
      @cptkirkpyro5656 Год назад +1

      Dulce Sloan is the worst correspondent to sit at that desk in the past 25 years.
      She's not funny AND hard to look at.
      Josh is funny in stand up but not on a script.
      Personally it seems like a lot of people just want to see black faces and don't care about the quality of the entertainment. The ONLY black that deserves a spot on the show currently is Roy Wood Jr.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад

      @@cptkirkpyro5656 The only "black"? Ugh. Please keep your racist nonsense to yourself.

    • @cmbells7736
      @cmbells7736 Год назад +3

      ​@cptkirkpyro5656 that last sentence is awfully sus friend. Bless my heart

    • @juneytoolooney2165
      @juneytoolooney2165 Год назад +1

      @@cptkirkpyro5656 "the ONLY black" okay pal

  • @rdubitsk
    @rdubitsk Год назад +4

    Born in Bronx Lebanon Hospital. Robbed at gunpoint outside of Penn Station in the 80s. Boom.

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos Год назад +2

    true. missing Manhattan, daily.

  • @Jesus.X
    @Jesus.X Год назад +1

    Lol the C grade restaurants got the flavor 😂

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 Год назад +40

    Most New York thing I’ve ever experienced? Recently I found out that my local neighborhood bagel shop in Riverdale is closed on Saturdays because they’re Orthodox Jews, so I waited until Sunday to get my bagel with lox. That is a very New York thing. 😂

  • @rachelbranning484
    @rachelbranning484 Год назад

    Desus is the best, the brand is still strong

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz Год назад +10

    This is basically the Desus & Mero segment again but without Mero

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 Год назад +29

    Desus with no Mero feels wrong.

  • @misterbennnn
    @misterbennnn Год назад +2

    I visited New York for a weekend in high school (and got to perform at Carnegie with the school's orchestra) and I've played all the Spider-Man games, so I am definitely a New York poser 😂

  • @immortalasirpa6006
    @immortalasirpa6006 Год назад +15

    When I was a college student in NYC my true New Yorker friends told me I'd never assimilate because I knew how to row a boat 🤔

  • @MadAboutBrows
    @MadAboutBrows Год назад

    My dad was from the Bronx 💖

  • @Milla2cute23
    @Milla2cute23 Год назад

    The other boroughs aint gotta claim us on Staten...we still love yall...😉we kno y u left tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raymonddimla6648
    @raymonddimla6648 Год назад +1

    C equals flavor ~ Desus Nice

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis Год назад +3

    Pfft, maybe a maladjusted New Yorker bumps into people without apologizing, but a well-adjusted New Yorker slips through the crowd like an oiled banana.

  • @dionne073
    @dionne073 Год назад +14

    Roy should host. But keep Desus as a corespondent. He's so loveable

  • @Anomaly1618
    @Anomaly1618 Год назад

    Not this interview taking place right in front of my go-to TJ’s 😂

  • @JD_MEDIA
    @JD_MEDIA Год назад +2

    “My bidness ain’t your bidness”

  • @Lil-Britches
    @Lil-Britches Год назад +2

    I miss desus and mero. But its almost there i guess.

  • @kelsiemcveety999
    @kelsiemcveety999 Год назад

    Me, born in Oregon, grew up in ohio, lives in Michigan, been to new york once: oh yes these are all words i know, i definitely didnt have to google chopped cheese

  • @miriamschiro8585
    @miriamschiro8585 Год назад

    I was born and raised in NYC BRU UNKS AND MANHA’N yay ya 💥

  • @stephlovesanimals
    @stephlovesanimals Год назад +8

    When you cash your paycheck and ask for all small bills so you can splay them all out for a social media moment! 😂

  • @jasonbean2764
    @jasonbean2764 Год назад +57

    What makes a real New Yorker is when they migrate to Florida and won't leave.

  • @user-jp4cj3ds7p
    @user-jp4cj3ds7p Год назад +11

    I need desus as the new host!

  • @carolmartin4413
    @carolmartin4413 Год назад

    I ❤ NY

  • @ilikegamesye
    @ilikegamesye Год назад +1

    SOMEBODY WENT ALL HOLLYWOOD RIP MERO YERRRRR!

  • @AlphaHealthYT
    @AlphaHealthYT Год назад

    Luv it!

  • @sdrice2007
    @sdrice2007 Год назад

    Brooklyn in da house! #Fl@bush

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Год назад +2

    I visited ny twice and i’m a real new yorker

    • @QuietgalSeeya
      @QuietgalSeeya Год назад +2

      Okay!! I visited a few times as well. I love NY. Everyone seemed cool and chill, minding their own business. That’s the vibe.

    • @Wise_Observant
      @Wise_Observant Год назад +1

      @@QuietgalSeeyasame💯

  • @nattidread5844
    @nattidread5844 Год назад

    Mero is calling 😊

  • @GoodMenstruationAttitude
    @GoodMenstruationAttitude Год назад

    lil does Desus know, bumping into ppl w no apology is how they walk in HK too

  • @irisbjones
    @irisbjones Год назад

    When I lived in Sugar Hill in Harlem, I stepped out of the elevator one morning with 20 policemen in a semi-circle pointing their guns at me....never did find out which neighbor they came for but I have some guesses.

  • @itsPT87
    @itsPT87 Год назад

    My guy did a "Are You A Real New Yorker" segment in a black nasty tho

  • @leodefensor4222
    @leodefensor4222 Год назад +3

    You just have to be raised here. Everybody else is just visiting.

  • @Milla2cute23
    @Milla2cute23 Год назад

    ❤❤❤

  • @ninapop821
    @ninapop821 Год назад +3

    That didnt feel right without Mero☹️

  • @sbabzy
    @sbabzy Год назад

    Roy Wood Jr Please thank you!!!

  • @blazayblazay8888
    @blazayblazay8888 Год назад +3

    DON’T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE WE DO NOT PREFER C RATING RESTAURANTS. OUR NEIGHBORHOODS JUST DON’T HAVE MANY OPTIONS.

    • @bonnebiere4731
      @bonnebiere4731 Год назад +1

      I swear the A rated ones there signs were bought 😂

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 Год назад +3

      So there are those things called jokes right…

    • @blazayblazay8888
      @blazayblazay8888 Год назад +1

      @@Deemo202 PLEASE CONTINUE

  • @LukeGauthier7
    @LukeGauthier7 Год назад +3

    Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BX ALL DAY SON NO WACK MFS

  • @RippieFarmer
    @RippieFarmer Год назад +5

    People that never been are gonna start thinking New York is just NYC and the island... theres two types of New Yorkers. Those that live in the city and those that avoid the city.

  • @HermanMunster420
    @HermanMunster420 Год назад +7

    Here's a simple way to test of a person is a real New Yorker.
    What was it like growing up in New York City?
    If you can't answer that, you're not a real New Yorker.

  • @pashortt123
    @pashortt123 Год назад

    New York sounds a lot like Dublin, yo

  • @tommyg4842
    @tommyg4842 Год назад

    I bet she either from Bk or queens they always got something to say about the bx

  • @Mida717
    @Mida717 Год назад +6

    Mind your business 😂

  • @gilcolon9579
    @gilcolon9579 Год назад +1

    dude moved to LA btw

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 Год назад +3

    Miss Trev.

  • @Hila2205
    @Hila2205 Год назад +1

    A real New Yorker is whoever didn't F off to Florida during the pandemic.

  • @SW-zb6bf
    @SW-zb6bf Год назад

    My favorite part is when he only talked to one yt person

  • @WRNIIVIIII
    @WRNIIVIIII Год назад

    Yankee fitted
    Timbs
    Robbed at The Tunnel in 90s

  • @artmom1000
    @artmom1000 Год назад

    Him? You want us to watch him? This you went with? Sunglasses? No. This segment? What? I am crying just sad

  • @mufasa2783
    @mufasa2783 Год назад

    Its not the same without mero, they both balance each other out

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 Год назад +8

    Am I a knicks a fan? I don’t like sports. I’m a musical theater nerd. Why do you think I’m in New York? 😂

  • @Wunderlustgirl
    @Wunderlustgirl Год назад

    Real New Yorkers don't give a sheet where you're from #justsayin

  • @MwishaLudack
    @MwishaLudack Год назад

    Oh no, I live in the Bronx. Is it time to move?

    • @DinaK1111
      @DinaK1111 Год назад

      Apparently Yes, if you have ppl crapping in the middle of the road during traffic.😂

    • @MwishaLudack
      @MwishaLudack Год назад

      🤣🤣, I wonder how many of those people she has seen though. I'm yet to see one doing it. @dinak.2552

    • @latularu
      @latularu Год назад +1

      ​@@MwishaLudackdont worry i ain't seen it either

  • @MrSuperman2312
    @MrSuperman2312 Год назад

    YERRRRRRRRR

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 Год назад +2

    He asked the Asian girl what it takes to be a New Yorker… she said grits.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад +5

      She said "grit."

  • @Lil-Britches
    @Lil-Britches Год назад

    Get a pair of Tims

  • @willrose5424
    @willrose5424 Год назад +3

    Mind your business is how serial killers exist. Change your mentality!

  • @JustNel
    @JustNel Год назад

    Yerrrrrrr

  • @theashoxford6127
    @theashoxford6127 Год назад

    The BLT order sounds like a southerner's favorite to me

  • @dreamqueen317
    @dreamqueen317 Год назад

    Desus let white people Lyor Cohen him from Mero thinking he was Jay-Z. But y’all are WAYYYYYYY better together than apart.

  • @ryehall4266
    @ryehall4266 Год назад

    So the girl from HK is def not a Real NEw Yorker and this is coming from someone from the BX all day!

  • @lfeb
    @lfeb Год назад

    Do a real austinite test...it would be the opposite, "tell me everything about you and everyone you know"

    • @misterbennnn
      @misterbennnn Год назад

      Torchy's on first street, before it closed, was the best. Let's go Hilltoppers!

  • @cjrican5
    @cjrican5 Год назад

    mind ya business!

  • @dapac09
    @dapac09 Год назад +1

    Mind your business isnt unique to new york.

  • @ashesoflaughter774
    @ashesoflaughter774 Год назад

    10x bb

  • @ev6910
    @ev6910 Год назад

    Sigh...... The New York schtick still.

  • @amandahayes2306
    @amandahayes2306 Год назад

    U can one of my favorites on and i still dont want U here. Who even r U???

  • @friendlyfire4178
    @friendlyfire4178 Год назад +3

    Ask Donald Trump

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop Год назад +10

      He is not welcome in NY. He literally is banned from doing any type of business there. And it seems every time he mentions E Jean Carrol’s name he will have to pay her 5 million.

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 Год назад +6

      He moved to Florida permanently, which a lot of New Yorkers do, oddly enough, including the ones who aren’t evil. 😂

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place Год назад +3

      @@laurenconrad1799
      We moved from Bklyn to South Florida when I was 10-1/2 years old. Talk about culture shock. We moved from a completely integrated neighborhood to a community that just took down the colored & white signs the year before (the no jews, no dogs signs didn't come down for another 10 years). The next city over from us was the residence of the KKK & every year they had a huge parade- no joke. UGH. I couldn't wait to leave there.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад +1

      He's a great example of how to get your own hometown to disown you. We don't claim him.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 Год назад +1

      @@dee_dee_place Yiiiikes. South Florida trying so hard for the title of The Worst.

  • @lisatirkot7210
    @lisatirkot7210 Год назад

    Born in Queens. It never leaves you.