Touch the Skyrim Ep. 1: Griffin and Nick Meet BONE DOGG
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- In the pilot for this exciting new series, Griffin installs a bunch of dumb, dumb mods into Skyrim, and walks Nick through his magical new world. In each subsequent episode, he'll toss more and more mods onto the pile until the game ceases to load. Let's thump this melon.
Full list of installed mods is below:
ACTIVE MODS:
- All Trees are Hands by Dafini
- Skeletons: A Playable Race by Guile
- Really Useful Dragons by Trainwiz
- DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya Combat Music Includer by Wilf Wilderman
- No Spiders by FancyPants
- Zelda: Majora’s Mask Moon by BobbyChiller
- Cabbage Overhaul by The Crowverlord
- Bee Movie Script by ARRWDODGER
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You never realize how many trees there are in Skyrim until they're all replaced by giant baby arms
"this is Roachy all over again"
you think you've moved on & then the wound is freshened like that.....
I saw it coming as soon as Griffin piled the two rats on each other and was like "Which one is it?!"
I heard that first faint "choo choo" in the background and my face just lit up bc I just knew
Bhruce Hammar lives!
@@elizawulf8180 Wow, almost forgot about him and his mod. He'd totally make a flying train, if he hasn't already.
1:52 ive watched this series SEVERAL times and I just realized griffin said "a HANDFUL of mods"
This series is just Monster Factory, where the game is the Monster.
The co-host is the monster.
Yep.
@@Dabednego oOF
arby’s witch 24/7
i will literally give you money if you deactivate the hand trees mod
Esta Fortaleza never
Esta Fortaleza DEAR GOD PLEASE LETS OPEN A KICKSTARTER
It's kind of grown on me, pun not intended
They remind me so much of Berserk
Adilendian ayyyyyy
"toss more and more mods onto the pile until the game ceases to load."
if we get more than two episodes I will be very surprised
It's now May of 2020 and I have reached the Touch the Skyrim level of late-night video binging.
it is nearly december 2020 and i to have reached touch the skyrim level of late-night video binging
im watching this and car boys for the firs time in 2021
Still early 2021, rewatching this for the uhhh fourth time? Fifth??
I promise I've not lost control of my life
@@bigbadgammagnome good on you for ever having control
Just finished car boys. Have to start this one tonight. April of 2021.
'none pizza left sex' has basically killed me I've been laughing for like an hour straight someone please send help
JackieTracks I missed it lol; time stamp?
@@lordtachanka903 it's at roughly 6:13
me too and I went looking for a comment about it oh dear god
It's like "there's nothing good on TV" sex, but for when you're out of pizza
Bone Dogg, stop
Bone Dogg, stop
You're gonna get in trouble
*wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo*
And then Skyrim is cancelled
I JUST saw that vine on Nick's tumblr yesterday
Can someone explain that vine for me, what happened?
was "skyrim job" one of the universally humiliating titles you considered?
twitter.com/Babylonian/status/796064088316985344 -Nick
Now this series will always be "Fus Ro Dumb" to me.
"What If Todd Was One Of Us" was clearly the best choice
Rudi Simon mm
Rudi Simon
The evidence for Griffin's vore fetish is REALLY starting to pile up.
Hannah Jayne stOP
CrumpetBlogs
yOu CaN’t StOp ThE tRuTh
The more vore jokes you make, the more likely it is you are actually really into vore. Source: I actually like vore and can spot a fellow freak a mike away
*mile
@@dustbunny6381 Isn't that where you're titillated by people being inside other people? Like eaten? Tbh I don't get it at all (not trying to kink shame :P)
I like to imagine that bone meal isn't actually meal from bones but rather the customary meals that members of the skeleton community carry around with them to eat.
I feel its very important for Nick to be able to hear these mods. The train tooting alone is life changing
Bone Dogg has a battleaxe proficiency and rustic hospitality
the hand trees are so genuinely upsetting
Jade Aprile so upsetting
if only you had the hatsune miku mod on too, the skeleton mod erases every part of it but the hair.
imgur.com/a/Twrt3 yeah, here's the example y'all. you might still be able to fuck it up with miku hair.
Hemlock Rose that's beautiful
Hemlock Rose mod discovered...
Hemlock Rose this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
he boot too big for he got damn feet
BEE MOVIE SCRIPT
"VALUE: 420"
i think bone doggs should vote
The best decision I ever made was installing the mod to real life that added the Nick and Griffin characters.
title idea: Skyrim Demastered
"I'm certain we'll think of something better to call it before this bad boy goes live".
NOPE.
I'm so glad Griffin McElroy made this series all by himself without anyone else.
Same
What is this meme. Why does Nick not exist?
@@okokpokjijpij1242 Nick may have done a bad, like a really bad. I don't know if it's true, but Nick has been mostly shunned by the fandom.
@@okokpokjijpij1242 he admitted to doing a pretty bad.
@@okokpokjijpij1242 He made a joke where the punchline was "send nudes" and some psychopath got upset and tried to ruin his career.
I can’t believe how good of a voice actor Griffin is, that second character he’s doing sounds nothing like him!
I dunno, it's awesome, but I can still tell it's him. Like, who else would be doing the video with him? He's clearly the only one in the video.
Griffin doesn't have friends
It's just him and his games
That's it
BUT ANYWAYS
THESE COMMENTS MAKE ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
@@marly_goblin_boig4295 Can I ask why?
@@marly_goblin_boig4295 It's because Nick Did A Bad.
[cHoO cHoO]
"What was that?"
"Probably nothing"
So what you're telling me is that this is the story of a skeleton named Bone Dogg, who must save the world from a rogue Thomas the Tank Engine who wants nothing more than to establish a prominent rail service throughout Skyrim in an admittedly haphazard way.
Yeah, I'm on board with this.
Sodor is expanding their empire.
There will be no survivors.
I see what you did there!
*_On Board_* lol
What if Todd was one of us?
Just a boy like one of us?
What if Todd was a real person? Now that's the real question.
Like, Polygon fans? Or human?
Because I think only one of those is possible at a time.
Just a stranger one of us, trying to make his game.
what if todd was among us
BRING BACK THIS SERIES BUT WITH JUSTIN INSTEAD please
I know you commented this 4 years ago but just go ahead and delete this
@@trauntualafigghtetr6209why?
@@trauntualafigghtetr6209I also would like to know why
@@mckinneym.2743he got accused of something but it turned out not to be true
@@trauntualafigghtetr6209i know you commented this 8 months ago but just go ahead and delete this
'Bone Dogg, stop! Bone Dogg, stop it - you're gonna get in trouble!" Cut to Bone Dogg being arrested for savagely slicing up too many dudes.
bummed about this election, but at least I can see the image of a short skeleton named BONE DOGG punching a man while yelling "I'M DRUNK"
Concept: Griffin redoes touch the skyrim and carboys but with Nick edited out and Justin doing random voice inserts to try and patch up the narrative.
YAH :3
I give it three episode before either Busto 2.0 or the Final Pam shows up
shoutouts to None Pizza Left Beef
What a crossover, love your vids and the fgc
How is it not No Man's Skyrim, Griffin?! Griffin!!!
Oh god that is a MUCH better title!
I will give you cold hard, cash, if you turn off those goddb damn trees nick and girfon please i will support you emotionally and with cash if you turn off the god damn fuckign ham trees
I think they should find mods to turn other things into giant hands TBH. It's great. Thinking of getting the mod myself now that I know it exists.
i love girfon's videos.
"Every animal is a 'stuffed' animal if you wan to get technical."
this video just cured my depression and my anxiety and my slew of other mental illnesses, simultaneously, the moment the words "skeleton as a playable race" appeared on screen.
With all sincerity, though, my girlfriend and i lost our fucking minds over this video while watching it together, Thank You For This Gift Onto The World
Wild how Griffin got Hatsune Miku to make this series with him
I appreciate this comment so much
Car boys and touch the skyrim are what introduced me to the magic that is Griffin. All these years later, I still go back through old content. (Cough eating banana cough)
TAZ and mbmbam have been more influential in my life then I could ever imagine thanks to these yt series.
"None pizza left sex"
Imagine How Is Touch The Skyrim
I can't *stop laughing* **what have you done to me**
What is this referencing?
Honestly the hands reaching up towards the majora's mask moon with a skeleton archer standing stoically in the foreground is
Kinda metal
Can we just talk about how he got meridia's beacon on the first big chest as the first item so he couldn't avoid it?
Please install a mod called Man-Hide Suit. It will put some meat on BONE DOGG's bones, and give everyone nightmares.
Is it just me, or does Bone Dogg look a lot like Bart?
wow! toe to tip, he sure looks just like bart!
He really looks like bart is the thing...
Just like Bart.
please stop, all of you. please.
Take it to the bank boys, this one's just like bart!
This has potential to be amazing but hopefully the game wont die by episode 3
The "mod discovered" voice clip is burned into my head in the best possible ways.
I thought I was having a really good day, and then I found out this is what Nick, and Griffin haven been teasing on Twitter. This isn't a good day, this is an amazing day
i'm happy you're happy, bless you for having joy
Kira Yoshikage's wet dream
EnkerZero A land where lives are always quiet
Everything's quiet, the trees are giant hands...
donT.. do this to me
i'm supposed to be writing like 3 essays but this is a way better use of my time
"I'm sure we'll think of something better to name" This is obviously untrue because Touch the Skyrim with a bad midi version of the song is the greatest thing ever.
I wish fans would make an edit of the series where they cut out all the parts of the Bad Man and its just Griffin.
ruclips.net/p/PLs1WqV0WgE7pQAZXuw80t4nFcP1SsLktL
@@GilbertDeer this is amazing thank you
really love this series that Griffin did all by himself
I heard the train whistle in the beginning and just started grinning because I already knew exactly what was coming
Touch the Skyrim with Griffin and noone else
Griffin how dare you bring up Roachie.
When Nick and Griffin teased a new video, this was NOT what I was expecting!
Well played boys, this is gonna be GREAT!
Holy shit Griffin, you've taken almost all of the mods that I could recommend you to use! Thomas, battle music, SPIDERMAN! This is magical!
Some suggestions for more:
Spycrabs - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=117888324
Better loading screen tips - nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/12234/?
No more arrows to knees - nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15428/?
Explosive chickens - nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/17427/?
Musical bear - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=92471077
A laugh track - nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/1632/?#
I have the laugh track installed and keep forgetting to uninstall because it only happens every so often, so I'm like "FUCK" every time I break a lockpick
I really really wish there was a mod that replaced the theme when you fight a dragon with the Seinfeld theme.
You're just walking along, soaking in that sweet Nordic-inspired environment, when suddenly bwwwwWWMP BUH DAMB DA DAH DAH-DAH, DAM DAM DA DA-DAH
I love that polygon is mainly nick and griffins channel.
Victor Lameirao and justin!
wow this comment aged badly
HOW DO YOU DISEASE OR POISON A SKEKETON WHAT
WHY DID I SAY "SKEKETON"
Top skek
it goes into the B O N E S
One of the lesser known Spongebob villains, Shelleton!
ataxia: the loss of control over *muscles*
this so encapsulates all of my interests that I frankly feel targeted.
rewatching this because i still think about it
Maddie Galiardo me too
“I thought it was going Macho Man Randy Savage.”
Reminds me of the good ‘ol Steam Train days.
peeved that Nick has single-handedly made these videos, and car boys, incredibly awkward
who? griffin made those series on his own
Yeah it's weird how this video has a lot of Griffin talking and then these weird long pauses like he's waiting for someone else to talk
Wood Hightower that sounds like something Justin would say, don't it?
This video was Griffin and Pat, the Creators of Car Boys and Cool Games Inc
what did he do?
Y'all are absolutely hilarious. I'm going to play Skyrim now.
Edit: "Every meal is a bone meal for Bone Dogg"
Those hands are the worst thing that has ever happened to me
I can't believe Griffin McElroy made this entire series by himself. Astounding level of talent.
BeachGnome can you believe the commitment to character voices? Sometimes he almost tricks me into believing two people are talking!
"Huh, I wonder what kind of mods they added? Maybe some overhaul mods, a few graphical, model, and quality of life ones? Maybe a- oh no.. no... the trees are hands. The trees are hands. Those kinds of mods, okay."
you know, I thought I had seen it all after seeing busto and his antics, but now, seeing Thomas the train rain down fire on a town, lesser trains falling from the sky and exploding on impact, and thousands of giant hands reaching towards the fire-drenched horizon, I might have been wrong
the game looks like a CoolGames Inc product now, i love it
Bone Dogg, Emperor of Fury, dispenses justice as he reads from his holy book of Bees. Non can stop him. He is the beefiest boy.
k but touch the Skyrim is the best name I've ever heard
1:15 Vanilla Skyrim, wasn't Tom Cruiserim in that?
Thank you guys so much for helping me through the loss of my dog. She was there for 14 years of my life (and I'm 18) and I wanted y'all to know how much I appreciate you doing what you do. :)
Right now we're just as far from the release of this series as this series is from the release of Skyrim itself.
Re:Skyrim - Starting Life Over In Another Skyrim -
Crazy that touch the Skyrim was made by one person
Lift yr Meaty Palms like Antennaes up to Majora's Moon
can you imagine a guard sitting down and picking up the bee movie script and reading it on his break
The spiders caught me off guard, I started laughing but ended up gagging.
A Godspeed You Black Emperor reference? YES PLEASE
such a fan of this game series with griffin and no one else! happy for his solo series!
"I will watch you sleep"
it's funny because Bone Dogg just stood there too. I wanna see the cutting room floor footage of Bone Dogg and Hadvar standing there for 8 hours doing nothing just looking at each other
Huh. Despite being immune to illness, they still contracted, "Ataxia".
I love this Polygon video game show starring Griffin McElroy and no one else
very excited about this new era
"I'm here to show you Todd's vision".
*buckles up, makes popcorn.*
I am so excited for this I'm actually vibrating
Interesting how griffins just talking and no one is answering and there’s all these weird silences...
god, yeah its almost freaking me out
I love these videos, but why is Griffin just talking to himself the whole time?
I dunno - everything Griffin says is really funny, and the other voice he's using is really great, too!
I mean it sounds awful, like the voice an awful person would have, the voice of an awful person, that belongs to a bad dude, but it's very well-done.
you know griffin practiced his down with the sickness voice no one does it that well first try
Touch the Skyrim, Car Boys, Monster Factory. Peak Polygon.
Don't ever leave us, Bone Dogg. This whole thing crumbles without you.
"it's stuffed like... yeah there's stuff in it" oh my goddd
I installed a poop alchemy mod on the PS4 version, because I was playing a witch who used poop in all of her potions. That was interesting.
oh boy these boys
Vanilla Skyrim is my favourite Tom Cruise movie.
for the record, just here for Griffin.
Oh my god, yes please. Play this fantastic game more
This series ages like a fine wine.