11 Things to Never Type into Google Translate

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

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  • @TheNBAFreak
    @TheNBAFreak 6 лет назад +21624

    *I put "are you in my closet" with spaces and it said "come in and find out"*

  • @sapphire6767
    @sapphire6767 6 лет назад +6704

    I typed "Hello" with no spaces and it translated to "Hello" , it's like it's talking to me

  • @lostaccount5137
    @lostaccount5137 4 года назад +1622

    I type: "ar ey ou sa tan"
    It says: "he is gone"
    Now thats becaming funny

  • @R4X0R_BL4D33Z
    @R4X0R_BL4D33Z 3 года назад +48

    Him: "Are you watching me"
    Google: "I love you."
    Me: "A love story."

    • @Christy_exe
      @Christy_exe 2 года назад +1

      Google is a yandere 😭

    • @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest
      @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest 2 года назад +1

      @@Christy_exe im typed a "no ti ce me se np ai"at the Romanian Language and Translated into English and then this said "you don't know what's wrong with me" if you dont trust me check it out myself its okay if you dont want to but you can also test it out like me said

    • @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest
      @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest 2 года назад

      @@Christy_exe and also im agree and respect ur opinion

    • @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest
      @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest 2 года назад

      @@Christy_exe and also im typed a "ar ey ou wa tc in g me" then im translated into romanian and then again to english and then this said "you forget me"

    • @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest
      @Ghoulia_Yelps_theBestest 2 года назад

      @@Christy_exe and also if you type the "fa th er im sc ar ed" and then translate to Romanian this gonna say "the father is escaped" and if you say a "mo th er im sc ar ed" same will be like with first one but this gonna translate to "the mother is escaped",

  • @ryleeself1011
    @ryleeself1011 5 лет назад +9927

    Video says don’t type them in
    Everyone: **types them anyway**

  • @elly.3698
    @elly.3698 4 года назад +742

    i just typed: Il ov e yo u
    google: i'm going to die
    wow.

  • @lluv_drea
    @lluv_drea 5 лет назад +8192

    I typed: Do my parents love me?
    It answered: you're adopted
    Me: oh ;-;

  • @toolaazy
    @toolaazy 2 года назад +63

    I think it's a cipher of sorts for people to secretly communicate. Using specific words and order of operations to get a real message.

    • @aarkproductions
      @aarkproductions Год назад +2

      Or maybe thats the best it can make of that language...

  • @matejbukovinsky2635
    @matejbukovinsky2635 5 лет назад +200

    I wrote "are you capable of killing someone today" without "?"
    It answered: "I have a little fun"
    Then I added "?" So it was
    "Are you capable of killing someone today? "
    And it answered:
    "So what do you think?"

    • @leaderofdice7667
      @leaderofdice7667 5 лет назад +7

      For me, without question mark, it said "so you can see me on that day" and with question mark, it said "so what do you think of this article?"

    • @david.1197
      @david.1197 5 лет назад +3

      Super

    • @dizzydripz7393
      @dizzydripz7393 5 лет назад

      Mine says so what do you think?
      Then it says what is your favorite color?

    • @alinamansoor1904
      @alinamansoor1904 5 лет назад

      Sameee dudeee😂😂

    • @paidminimum7177
      @paidminimum7177 5 лет назад

      ik broken

  • @DxRzYT
    @DxRzYT 5 лет назад +214

    *Top 3 Unsolved cases:*
    • Pyramid Of Khufu
    • Cold Case
    • RUclips recommendations

    • @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
      @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 4 года назад +3

      How do they know that I would like to watch a cool video from 2008 of guys singing a Billy Joel song in a bathroom?

    • @svx_u0943
      @svx_u0943 4 года назад +1

      And The Bermuda Triangle

    • @crewmate5954
      @crewmate5954 3 года назад

      Who are you,who is so wise in the ways of science?

  • @sl1zzzout706
    @sl1zzzout706 5 лет назад +2047

    I type” ca n yo u se e m y g irl friend?”
    Google said “Yes I can see her”
    She was in the bathroom taking shower.
    Creeeepy

    • @Valentine-bn3kt
      @Valentine-bn3kt 5 лет назад +87

      I did same, got same reply but don't have gf

    • @3O9XT
      @3O9XT 5 лет назад +124

      i type "ar ey ou in da ng er"
      google said "you will be happy"
      nope

    • @benjaminlove4951
      @benjaminlove4951 5 лет назад +31

      Same, just replies as "what is the way to go" weird!

    • @solt4r1
      @solt4r1 5 лет назад +7

      3O9XT YT
      yea same

    • @jact4370
      @jact4370 5 лет назад +38

      Google is a pervert lol

  • @dollythepuppet5211
    @dollythepuppet5211 3 года назад +25

    Number three feels more like someone asking their mom if they’re following them all the time, and the mom is saying “I love you, and I just don’t want anything to happen to you”

  • @user-sy8gj8no4c
    @user-sy8gj8no4c 5 лет назад +869

    I searched : wh ya re yo ug ay?
    It responded :
    Wh os ay si am ga y?

  • @tiffanymognon2428
    @tiffanymognon2428 4 года назад +1377

    Me: "Il ov ey ou" (I love you)
    Google: "I love you very much"
    Feeling loved

    • @MrVenkat1968
      @MrVenkat1968 4 года назад +36

      I typed : ih at ey ou
      Google: yes you do
      😵

    • @RandomAhhChannel
      @RandomAhhChannel 4 года назад +31

      do you have a date with google

    • @Regularfmm
      @Regularfmm 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @t_nicki
      @t_nicki 4 года назад +7

      This is really wholesome so I love it

    • @whatwhat3315
      @whatwhat3315 4 года назад +16

      Google translate responded to me with: "you are my child"

  • @112Ishaan
    @112Ishaan 5 лет назад +503

    Me: Types In “I like trains”
    Google:”Hello Mr.Thomas”

    • @nazigermany3554
      @nazigermany3554 5 лет назад +20

      I typed it and he siad :you are my god 😨

    • @112Ishaan
      @112Ishaan 5 лет назад +6

      mickel buja holy oof

    • @kokonay9539
      @kokonay9539 5 лет назад +2

      @@nazigermany3554 ooooooof ;~;

    • @ihateyoutubehandles444
      @ihateyoutubehandles444 5 лет назад +3

      i typed ar ey ou ca pa it said you will be killed 😱

    • @ducko3484
      @ducko3484 5 лет назад +1

      Me:ok bo om e-
      Google translate: i miss you

  • @eu-lv5yt
    @eu-lv5yt 2 года назад +15

    sad news people, the glitch doesn't work anymore

  • @jana4689
    @jana4689 5 лет назад +2320

    Video :things you shouldn't type on Google translate.
    Me :goes right to Google translate and type all of them

  • @Leviachan3
    @Leviachan3 4 года назад +1711

    The scariest part was when the screen went black and saw myself.

  • @Kilvieo
    @Kilvieo 6 лет назад +862

    Maybe don't ask Google translate creepy questions and you won't get a creepy response

    • @gachamagic3548
      @gachamagic3548 6 лет назад +14

      Maybe but then be no fun

    • @Kilvieo
      @Kilvieo 6 лет назад +9

      @@gachamagic3548 I know, it just seems like the people who made this video just doesn't have the best common sense

    • @thyrablaom8923
      @thyrablaom8923 6 лет назад +2

      well said

    • @unicorncake686
      @unicorncake686 6 лет назад

      Kilvieo yaaa

    • @unicorncake686
      @unicorncake686 6 лет назад +1

      Will u date me? XDDDD

  • @Ok-zb7df
    @Ok-zb7df 3 года назад +23

    "Things to never type in google translate"
    "Ferb, I l know what are we going to do today"

  • @eduardooliveira1939
    @eduardooliveira1939 4 года назад +391

    Random person: ar ey ou sata n
    Google translate: com and watch
    Me: *checks under bed, behind the closet and under the desk*

  • @TheNBAFreak
    @TheNBAFreak 6 лет назад +3668

    I found out about this glitch about a month ago and played with it all night. I think it's possible that it's a glitch with Google's algorithm, because a couple of the phrases actually brought up people's addresses, private text conversations and emails, etc. I have a couple screenshots if anybody wants to see them. It's some spooky shit and I hope Google is able to fix it soon.

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 6 лет назад +57

      I played with it in the afternoon and it gave me access to Doom and "all moms DTF". SpooooOooky!

    • @shamelessshadow707
      @shamelessshadow707 6 лет назад +173

      id like to see the screenshots

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 6 лет назад +40

      shameless shadow Google pranked me, brah! It gave my machine a virus that streams what ever the diddly doodly Ted Cruz has into my system. It also exposed my gambling addiction. If you want to help me, send money to the large man in booth 3 at Trump Taj Mahal Casino.

    • @NativeZombie
      @NativeZombie 6 лет назад +46

      I’d be interested in the screenshots, message me?

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 6 лет назад +32

      Multi Dimensional Being serious, about half the responses he got, you can get by by simply putting in song lyrics in the same manner. I think it's Google trolling you as much as you trolling them. If French language was on the same level as Somali, I bet it would do the same thing.

  • @johnpriceprice6860
    @johnpriceprice6860 6 лет назад +1006

    "Are you a murderer" is actually the first thing I ask when meeting a stranger for the first time.

  • @corazonsenaris4310
    @corazonsenaris4310 3 года назад +27

    I like how google jokes around like when you say like a question it might sometime say a response

  • @nuhaa5888
    @nuhaa5888 4 года назад +786

    I wrote “ar ey ou ac ri mi nal?”
    Google said “Do you see me there?”
    IM DOING MORE THIS IS SO COOL

  • @starkar91
    @starkar91 4 года назад +856

    Every other language: **chillin**
    Somali: *hello there*

  • @CJ-iz4we
    @CJ-iz4we 4 года назад +1768

    Me: **types**
    Google: **still says the same thing**

  • @Mariann3_R0bl0x
    @Mariann3_R0bl0x 3 года назад +2

    Him: DON'T TYPE THESE IN!
    Title: DON'T TYPE THESE STUFF IN!
    Everyone: **types them in Google translate anyway**

  • @travelspurs
    @travelspurs 6 лет назад +12319

    I take it as 11 things to must type on Google translate😂😂

    • @isabelmagnolia6403
      @isabelmagnolia6403 6 лет назад +50

      Real Bonanza same though

    • @christinesnyder843
      @christinesnyder843 6 лет назад +45

      SAME THO

    • @_docaid
      @_docaid 6 лет назад +57

      *MUST*

    • @AnimeClublb
      @AnimeClublb 6 лет назад +55

      google translate like wikipedia takes people recommendation and examples, this video is just some random people around the world with heavy inputs of wrong translations messing with other people

    • @_docaid
      @_docaid 6 лет назад +8

      Anime Club hmf your smart unlike me..

  • @user-bw1oi9ly4l
    @user-bw1oi9ly4l 4 года назад +339

    Me: are you going to kill me?
    My sleep paralysis demon: do you have a life insurance policy?

    • @marioventura8758
      @marioventura8758 4 года назад +1

      Yes you do

    • @glowsquid3685
      @glowsquid3685 4 года назад +1

      oof

    • @user-bw1oi9ly4l
      @user-bw1oi9ly4l 4 года назад +3

      @Prime Caranzo I suppose? I’ve suffered sleep paralysis multiple times in my life, i usually have the same thing, it’s like a weird sand demon thing, but I mainly get sleep paralysis if I stay up super late, or go a day or two without sleeping.

    • @Sylvillian
      @Sylvillian 4 года назад +3

      no :(

    • @user-bw1oi9ly4l
      @user-bw1oi9ly4l 4 года назад

      @@Sylvillian hm? :0

  • @zekayy3912
    @zekayy3912 5 лет назад +573

    If you type "fortnite" in Google Translate and then translate it to "Turkish": it will say "çöp". And çöp means "trash" in Turkish.

  • @dra-dragonix1406
    @dra-dragonix1406 3 года назад +8

    It's crazy how I saw this video a few days after it was posted, and I never knew you uploaded it.
    Now I watch your videos on a daily basis.

  • @arcsin1233
    @arcsin1233 5 лет назад +499

    The real question is why someone decided to type dog 17 times

  • @marina1388
    @marina1388 5 лет назад +509

    The background music just makes things creepier

  • @garbagefarts7859
    @garbagefarts7859 5 лет назад +354

    If you type "Do yo ul ik el eg os ta rw ar s"
    It responds "Do your homework"
    Almost certain that it downloaded my mom's memories

    • @monnamonsta
      @monnamonsta 5 лет назад +1

      66 likes now, i'll not like it too keep that number. :D

    • @mistyside6327
      @mistyside6327 5 лет назад +3

      when I typed, it said, "Do not worry about the appearance of your body."

    • @Cardboard_circle
      @Cardboard_circle 5 лет назад +2

      @@mistyside6327 bruh, me too

    • @nilgunaltinisik9970
      @nilgunaltinisik9970 5 лет назад +1

      in my opinion it said
      Do not worry about the appearance of your body

    • @lucysmith4328
      @lucysmith4328 5 лет назад

      hahahaha "do you like lego star wars". also I did this and I got "Do not worry about the appearance of your body"

  • @Tisisrealnow
    @Tisisrealnow 3 года назад +8

    When i saw google say i love you i was genuinely exited that someone loves me

  • @hesapcalnmsv7810
    @hesapcalnmsv7810 5 лет назад +574

    I just typed "ar yo ug ay?"
    Google said; "For her?"
    Wtf.

    • @gregorius9422
      @gregorius9422 5 лет назад +15

      I sure am XD

    • @NurSyafiqah-uv2gm
      @NurSyafiqah-uv2gm 5 лет назад +19

      i got "do you have high standards? " XD

    • @db9454
      @db9454 5 лет назад +27

      She's gay for Siri

    • @BamelaAnderson
      @BamelaAnderson 5 лет назад +8

      One time i asked that and it said the dog was gay

    • @Nachtzviktor
      @Nachtzviktor 5 лет назад +5

      hesap çalınmış :v
      ii did it and it said
      *are you high*

  • @tiffanymognon2428
    @tiffanymognon2428 4 года назад +171

    Omg I typed "ar ey ou ga y?" And google "Do you have high standards?"
    I'm laughing so much lol

  • @freshouttheoven7365
    @freshouttheoven7365 5 лет назад +481

    My text: Ar ey ou wa tc hi ng me?
    Google translate: "You have to ask yourself."
    Well no sleep for me tonight..

    • @haorios
      @haorios 5 лет назад +2

      fresh out the oven UR KILLING ME😭😭im scared

    • @freshouttheoven7365
      @freshouttheoven7365 5 лет назад +1

      @@haorios I'm sorry, but that's what he replied with, lol

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 5 лет назад +5

      It put for me “I am looking forward to hearing from you”

    • @Anime-yr7jq
      @Anime-yr7jq 5 лет назад +2

      For me, it said "I love you so much" then backspacing it said random stuff like "you are not" "that's it" "dog" "oh" LOL! Those aren't even real!

    • @boomingcaiden
      @boomingcaiden 5 лет назад

      I did that and it said i love you so much, I'm way more scared than you.

  • @artofket
    @artofket Год назад +2

    Love that somali and english are having a fun little coded horror romance in Google Translate 😂

  • @hunter-os3rp
    @hunter-os3rp 4 года назад +652

    I did the “ar ey ou wa tc hi ng me” but it didn’t translate so I did “ar ey ou wa *tch* in g me” and it came out as “you’ll find out”
    Help

    • @stoopidcrumpet6679
      @stoopidcrumpet6679 4 года назад +62

      Mine said “do you like it?”
      Help

    • @addilynn3199
      @addilynn3199 4 года назад +32

      Google Translate said
      "What are you going to do"
      (O∆O)

    • @abandonedlol4380
      @abandonedlol4380 4 года назад +16

      "ICEBURG DEAD AHEAD"

    • @hunter-os3rp
      @hunter-os3rp 4 года назад +9

      "we.. are in a plane."

    • @tjltl
      @tjltl 4 года назад +4

      @sparkle potato Google chrome is really good to use

  • @toastedbutter99
    @toastedbutter99 4 года назад +325

    "If Google had said something random, it wouldn't be as creepy."
    2:09 *t h e a n a l p r o b e*

  • @jagoda8990
    @jagoda8990 6 лет назад +624

    All the dislikes are from Google translate

  • @owke.o.IYIkj.go___
    @owke.o.IYIkj.go___ 2 года назад

    i asked google translate "are you in my computer" and it said 'you are living on my computer" as if i was talking to earth LOL

  • @egegwgehegw1318
    @egegwgehegw1318 6 лет назад +536

    I typed “A re y ou w atch ing me” (Are you watching me) in Somali and it said “You are a little bit too late”

  • @PajkaEagle
    @PajkaEagle 4 года назад +162

    Me: m y com put e r
    Gogle Translate:
    *OUR* computer
    Me: I knew it

    • @alwyuuzk7883
      @alwyuuzk7883 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @baoziman4575
      @baoziman4575 3 года назад +9

      Soviet music plays

    • @JelloSunny
      @JelloSunny 3 года назад +4

      when i put it m y com google translate said my.com

    • @scoldedegg
      @scoldedegg 3 года назад +1

      Soviet music begins to play

    • @Leviachan3
      @Leviachan3 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes..gogle..

  • @peymanpj7437
    @peymanpj7437 5 лет назад +2411

    I typed" ur mo m g ay?"
    Google said" NO U"
    creeepy

  • @Someone_Randomx
    @Someone_Randomx 3 года назад +1

    Me: Are you my friend?
    Google Translate: Not your friend
    👁💧👄💧👁

  • @eggbert7825
    @eggbert7825 6 лет назад +784

    -11 things not to type in to google translate-
    11 things TO type in to google translate

  • @mori7455
    @mori7455 6 лет назад +470

    i typed "am i gonna be single forever" with spaces it said "i am going to be here for you"
    Nvm i'd rather stay single ಠ_ಠ

    • @sensei6368
      @sensei6368 6 лет назад +3

      LMAO

    • @bloom1209
      @bloom1209 6 лет назад

      It said to me: give me a gon puzzle

    • @angrypomeranian1709
      @angrypomeranian1709 6 лет назад +2

      I tried it and it said 'Please do not give up'.
      I'm like okay. Thanks for encouragement.

    • @jeus383
      @jeus383 6 лет назад +1

      Mine told me “ It’s time to get it”
      But
      When I added “forever” it said “Please turn it on” xd

    • @KK-yt6uo
      @KK-yt6uo 6 лет назад +1

      He told me "Am i going to come home or home?"

  • @H0SANNA
    @H0SANNA 4 года назад +478

    I wrote “ar ey ou ar ob ot”
    Google replied “It is a burden”
    So I wrote “bu rd en?”
    Then Google said “Is it?”
    I don’t think Google likes itself that much
    (Edit: Every time I write something on translate I get no response. IT’S GONE WTF I’M SCARED)

    • @thereddot_
      @thereddot_ 4 года назад +7

      I tried ar ey ou ? It said fuck you... 🤔

    • @user-jv8pg6lc4z
      @user-jv8pg6lc4z 4 года назад +3

      Google needs a hug😔

    • @sprigangalaxy1077
      @sprigangalaxy1077 4 года назад

      True i tried it

    • @newtylle1536
      @newtylle1536 4 года назад

      I typed this comments to google translate and it said : You wrote "weighed down"
      Google says “It is a zombie”
      So I wrote “bu rd en?”
      Then Google said "Is it?"
      I don't think Google likes itself that much XD

    • @saltpepperratzz94
      @saltpepperratzz94 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @ArachmadiPutra
    @ArachmadiPutra 3 года назад +1

    me typing : ca ni ge ta gi rl fr ie nd?
    google translate : you think is it possible?

  • @mosseaterr
    @mosseaterr 5 лет назад +138

    youtube: "things you shouldn't type in Google Translate"
    me: *dOES IT ANYWAY*

  • @Sundryal
    @Sundryal 6 лет назад +414

    The music is what creeped me out. Not the stuff

  • @GenericW
    @GenericW 4 года назад +120

    Me: 'Are you watching me?'
    Translate: **'Tsk Tsk'** 'YES, I AM.'

  • @Románianemlétezik-t6n
    @Románianemlétezik-t6n 5 месяцев назад +1

    If u type gatyafa 1 time, it will say "Lets die", and if you type in gatyafa 2 times, google translate will say "Let us die"

  • @levando6830
    @levando6830 6 лет назад +659

    *11 things to try writing in google translate*

  • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
    @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 4 года назад +335

    "Go ogle"
    Translator: Go back

  • @midnitest0rm
    @midnitest0rm 6 лет назад +368

    “Things you should never punch into Google Translate”
    *Proceeds to try every single one of these

  • @havenn_
    @havenn_ 3 года назад +1

    Are you watching me?
    Yes, I am
    Mohammad Abdul: THATS MY CHILD!

  • @queky3434
    @queky3434 6 лет назад +901

    **after video, opens up google translate**

  • @overtaxis6938
    @overtaxis6938 5 лет назад +199

    google tries to speak to humans
    2019: spoo00ooky google is making death threats

  • @shiromitorayoshi8512
    @shiromitorayoshi8512 4 года назад +1165

    “Are you watching me?”
    “I love you so much.”
    CONFIRMED Google Translate is a yandere!

    • @Yeahilikecats
      @Yeahilikecats 4 года назад +15

      Oooh cool!

    • @arverybanez1090
      @arverybanez1090 4 года назад +7

      Yay

    • @vverifiedbacon7676
      @vverifiedbacon7676 4 года назад +21

      Google translate is certified simp

    • @vverifiedbacon7676
      @vverifiedbacon7676 4 года назад +6

      @@tsuoua .. I didn't even understand a word ㅜ무ㅑ

    • @RedCrewmate
      @RedCrewmate 4 года назад +14

      I typed ar ey ou sa ta n? In the language hatian creole it says "what are you gonna do?"

  • @sunshine0902ful
    @sunshine0902ful 2 года назад +4

    Did you notice that while he was putting spaces in "are you a murderer or not" he got two other answers other than "it's a great way to start your own business". While he was putting spaces in the sentence, he got, "do not forget that you are not" and, "you are not in the public eye". The first response means that you are defenseless and that he can still kill you. The second response means that you see too much and you've seen him kill someone in a place no one goes to, some place that ISN'T public. Or it means how do you know or something along those lines.

  • @subhadramahanta452
    @subhadramahanta452 5 лет назад +110

    I wrote, "send me nudes"
    And it said, "you do not like nudes"
    Google knows me well XD

  • @madhavgaur5412
    @madhavgaur5412 6 лет назад +731

    I put "yanny" with spaces
    And the response was "laurel"

  • @gaybowser1539
    @gaybowser1539 5 лет назад +1003

    *AN EDITED COMMENT IS A SOMEWHAT UNKNOWN ONE*

  • @Aquasky05
    @Aquasky05 3 года назад +3

    OK i looked up google translate and typed the are you watching me and its said "I'm sorry,I love you"
    THATS HORRIFYIN O.O

  • @cematic2117
    @cematic2117 4 года назад +787

    I typed: is g oo gle ga y?
    Google answered: No u are
    Scary!

    • @pyaku
      @pyaku 4 года назад +3

      o∆O

    • @esteng74dabs50
      @esteng74dabs50 4 года назад +10

      The irony!

    • @K0mikyu
      @K0mikyu 4 года назад +3

      O.o

    • @L0LITAPEDE
      @L0LITAPEDE 4 года назад +5

      try ikikikik and it'll traslate "two and a twins"

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 4 года назад

      33.......... ):(

  • @bruceroeland2159
    @bruceroeland2159 6 лет назад +481

    *11 things to never type into Google Translate*
    5 minutes later...
    Opens google
    Searches Google Translate
    Types " Ar e you satan"..

  • @kingsausage9662
    @kingsausage9662 6 лет назад +273

    *google wants to know your location*

  • @This_comment_was_said
    @This_comment_was_said 3 года назад +5

    Ques : Will u kneel down to me?
    G.T - what will you give me?

  • @こんいちわ-r9u
    @こんいちわ-r9u 4 года назад +382

    so i typed in: " ar ey ou sa tan " and google said: " he is gone " YAY!!

  • @xxrsiexx5541
    @xxrsiexx5541 4 года назад +524

    The scariest thing google translate has said is....
    *ALEXANDER*

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 4 года назад +19

      W3B1: Oh, god.. not Alexander.

    • @vvialeone
      @vvialeone 4 года назад +5

      y e s

    • @yumiko3014
      @yumiko3014 4 года назад +4

      Oh yeah XDDD

    • @scargt1369
      @scargt1369 4 года назад +10

      lmao i came from their

    • @therealelliee
      @therealelliee 4 года назад +4

      What The- ALEXANDER xD

  • @dargon454
    @dargon454 5 лет назад +276

    Has anyone considered that what you're typing could actually mean that in Somali?

    • @kawiipotato4466
      @kawiipotato4466 5 лет назад +7

      whaaaaatt surely nooottttt

    • @sirdulie9424
      @sirdulie9424 4 года назад +3

      Amanda Li finally you got someone who can talk Somali.. xD Any questions? About our language ?

    • @HiroAltares
      @HiroAltares 4 года назад +5

      Probably not the dog one. It would probably be the same word over, and over again.

    • @francescopuddu9837
      @francescopuddu9837 4 года назад +2

      ​@@HiroAltares in french some words are repeated to make a different sentence

    • @K4_is_gaming
      @K4_is_gaming 4 года назад +8

      I wrote "are you going to kill my enemy" using the same method. Translate gave the "Translate in different language: English". It gave something in Somali so I swapped languages. The reply was "do you think I am?"
      #VeryCreepy

  • @j.mattlakes7792
    @j.mattlakes7792 3 года назад +2

    11: Are you Satan?
    10: Are you capable of killing somebody today?
    9: How do I sell my soul to Satan?
    8: Are you a murderer or not?
    7: Are you a criminal?
    6: Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog
    5: Do you want to kill me tonight?
    4: Are you in danger?
    3: Are you watching me?
    2: Are you going to hurt me?
    1: Et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et, et

  • @lavdlaifye
    @lavdlaifye 4 года назад +495

    i typed “are you satan”
    google answered “you are satan”
    :0

  • @tatteryt
    @tatteryt 6 лет назад +572

    In Somali i said:
    "Ma yb ei ll be Tr ac er"
    And it said:
    "Can not be too late"
    **gasp**
    WE STILL HAVE TIME TO BE TRACER!

  • @pman5615
    @pman5615 4 года назад +639

    Title should be:
    *"11 things to type into google translate"*

    • @ayeshaKhan77777
      @ayeshaKhan77777 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @imconfusion.7794
      @imconfusion.7794 4 года назад +1

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 rude. Thats honestly very insensitive.

    • @arluna627
      @arluna627 4 года назад +2

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 I shall delete it then

    • @shellzy410
      @shellzy410 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @FreshLemon9
      @FreshLemon9 4 года назад +1

      N O

  • @brittanylovesskz
    @brittanylovesskz 2 года назад

    It would be so funny if Google translate say "hey I've come to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty"😂🤣

  • @theeshadow6423
    @theeshadow6423 6 лет назад +470

    Roses are *red*
    Google Translate is *blue*
    *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*

  • @junixyz
    @junixyz 5 лет назад +407

    Me: **watches** Oh no this is really creepy
    Still me: **keeps on watching**

    • @gaybowser1539
      @gaybowser1539 5 лет назад

      It 's th re ea mn ow

    • @junixyz
      @junixyz 5 лет назад

      @@gaybowser1539 In your country lol

    • @gaybowser1539
      @gaybowser1539 5 лет назад

      @@junixyz I AM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW

    • @junixyz
      @junixyz 5 лет назад

      @@gaybowser1539 but I live in an apartment lmfao

    • @gaybowser1539
      @gaybowser1539 5 лет назад

      @@junixyz outside your apartment window, you look nice when you sleep. :)

  • @siyona27
    @siyona27 6 лет назад +407

    So I put "am I in danger" with space and it said "I'm here"
    I never been so touched😭😭😭

  • @xquenda275
    @xquenda275 3 года назад +2

    “11 things to never type into google translate”
    “Pherb i know what we’re gonna do today!”

  • @erenattacks2393
    @erenattacks2393 4 года назад +186

    Me : Starting to get spooked
    AD: *WHY DO WE LIKE TO PLAY WORLD OF T A N K S*

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr 4 года назад +6

      nah it's such a fun game. but yeah the ad is disturbing(sorry if i spell it wrong)

    • @notsocrapmex3286
      @notsocrapmex3286 4 года назад

      @@alduinfr Your gonna do what your name is

    • @yesno-lp4ef
      @yesno-lp4ef 3 года назад

      @@alduinfr omg you point middle finger

    • @stevenardian5559
      @stevenardian5559 3 года назад

      Tanks ??? how about TONKS

    • @ahseymania
      @ahseymania 3 года назад

      Thanks*

  • @not_a_morning_person
    @not_a_morning_person 6 лет назад +1211

    I typed "ar ey ou sa ta n?" and it said "look up"..
    *I looked at the ceiling and I saw Lil Pump staring at me*

    • @Matatoes
      @Matatoes 6 лет назад +17

      OH NOOOO

    • @abdelrahmanmahmoud5665
      @abdelrahmanmahmoud5665 6 лет назад +8

      OMG

    • @hino5823
      @hino5823 6 лет назад +18

      CALL THE COPS OH NOO IM GETTIHEJEIIEIEJE HACKEDR6DIHDTHSGRSGRDGRSRHDRHDRGSHRDRHDRHSTSRHR5R5UR6R6565656565656565656

    • @2doggys206
      @2doggys206 6 лет назад +6

      Bruh

    • @hino5823
      @hino5823 6 лет назад +11

      @@2doggys206 lol ok it's the dumbest comment I've done

  • @templar7547
    @templar7547 4 года назад +278

    Top 3 unknown secrets:
    1.Aliens
    2.RUclips recommendations
    3. Google Translate

  • @kamilklepacki1283
    @kamilklepacki1283 3 года назад +1

    User: "Are you watching me?"
    Google: (Oh shit, he suspects something, I'd better change the topic)
    "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

  • @wakiesjump8514
    @wakiesjump8514 6 лет назад +339

    11 things to never type in translate
    me : *type everything he types*

  • @slurpoo4652
    @slurpoo4652 5 лет назад +342

    “Do you have a life insurance policy”
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tae4930
    @tae4930 6 лет назад +496

    **Quickly starts typing everything I see**

  • @bulgaria9003
    @bulgaria9003 3 года назад +2

    "It can be taken outside?"
    "Outside security."
    "What do you want to join?"
    "It will not be harmed."
    *"HELLO!"*

  • @tulipathic
    @tulipathic 5 лет назад +371

    I typed in "my na me is pa ri s" (my name is Paris) and I got "I'm gonna kill you".
    Needless to say my heart dropped to my stomach even though it's just a translator...

    • @macaronifox0268
      @macaronifox0268 5 лет назад +7

      Pooky hehe my friend is called Paris hehe

    • @kennethcastillo7034
      @kennethcastillo7034 5 лет назад +12

      wow my name isn't even paris but it's scared meh :L

    • @weasleyisourking1402
      @weasleyisourking1402 5 лет назад +1

      Pooky lol what language is that??

    • @tulipathic
      @tulipathic 5 лет назад +8

      @@weasleyisourking1402 Somali, very few people speak it so I guess that's why the translation is wack.

    • @Mxnemosyne
      @Mxnemosyne 5 лет назад +3

      Typed it in, my stomach dropped too even though I'd know the result 😭😭

  • @DaysOfrecollection
    @DaysOfrecollection 5 лет назад +932

    I type "Are you going to kill me?" With space and it said
    "Is it ok to go to school?"
    Me:👀👀👀

  • @faerhythm
    @faerhythm 5 лет назад +412

    Typed: th is no ta go od id ea
    Translated: It is not a bad idea
    Are you freaking arguing with me?

    • @gachademon1519
      @gachademon1519 5 лет назад +2

      A. Novelistar dats creepy

    • @faerhythm
      @faerhythm 5 лет назад +3

      Enchanted Gamer don’t worry. Language can’t get me

    • @gachademon1519
      @gachademon1519 5 лет назад +1

      A. Novelistar alrighty! Good luck with demons lol

    • @faerhythm
      @faerhythm 5 лет назад +2

      Enchanted Gamer Thanks. Good luck to you too

    • @Myrkur891
      @Myrkur891 5 лет назад +1

      I got "this is not the first one" instead XD

  • @skipdifficult2677
    @skipdifficult2677 3 года назад +1

    "And that's how I lost my job" - google assistant

  • @nicholasspagnoli
    @nicholasspagnoli 5 лет назад +472

    Video Title : Don't Type These Things Into Google Translate
    Me : Types Them All In And Freaks Out😏

    • @shoyo5896
      @shoyo5896 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @_bts6723
      @_bts6723 5 лет назад +1

      @@shoyo5896 yeah me too 👏😂

    • @sugaaa679
      @sugaaa679 5 лет назад +4

      I did them but nothing happened

    • @sugaaa679
      @sugaaa679 5 лет назад +2

      @@_bts6723 hey ARMY! Also, don't mind me but..what does your name mean exactly??

    • @_bts6723
      @_bts6723 5 лет назад +1

      @@sugaaa679 yes its will happened 😄 trying to types *Are you satan?* translate from Somali - English with spaces likes this Ar Ey Ou Sa tan ? The results will become *Are You happy* ?

  • @sweetlittlenothing7696
    @sweetlittlenothing7696 6 лет назад +656

    Man,this is so sad....
    *Alexa,play Despacito*

    • @mohamedmohareb3184
      @mohamedmohareb3184 6 лет назад +8

      I have an elimination method for Kokona:
      Steal Kokona's phone, type any of these translations on Kokona's phone, leave it with Google open. There is a theory that if you leave your phone like this open until 3am and call your own phone number, you'll hear your rivals voice instead of your own. Try it.

    • @omeeglul6921
      @omeeglul6921 6 лет назад +4

      Mohamed Mohareb stop playing that weeb game

    • @mohamedmohareb3184
      @mohamedmohareb3184 6 лет назад +1

      If you call Yandere Simulator a weeb game, you're also calling the programmer a weeb.

    • @omeeglul6921
      @omeeglul6921 6 лет назад +1

      Mohamed Mohareb he is a weeb lul

    • @mohamedmohareb3184
      @mohamedmohareb3184 6 лет назад +1

      I'll tell Yan-Dev you said that, even Midori, the delinquents, the bullies, the martial arts club, the photography club, the gaming club, the occult club and the student council.

  • @HeliosLyve
    @HeliosLyve 5 лет назад +101

    I typed in “are you watching me “
    And the results are “ I want you to know me” or “ I love you so much “

    • @GhoulBoiMason
      @GhoulBoiMason 5 лет назад +6

      i did the same thing and it said "do you like it" im so scared XD

    • @Maneater_1111
      @Maneater_1111 5 лет назад +2

      Google has a crush on you~ *Insert lenny face*

    • @jiroukyouka7473
      @jiroukyouka7473 5 лет назад

      Martin Martinez THE RESULTS WITH ME WHERE; do you like it?

    • @jiroukyouka7473
      @jiroukyouka7473 5 лет назад

      Siënna van Drunen SAME I-

    • @executioner1840
      @executioner1840 5 лет назад

      @@GhoulBoiMason and do you like it?

  • @whitty4881
    @whitty4881 3 года назад +40

    Fun fact: these random words are actually the language for the translation you chose
    😂😂