According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind!
I only listen to real music! Music was so much better back in the old days! There was no bieber crap, dubstep so-called "DJs" doing nothing but pressing play on their computers, proceeding to bob their heads up and down in an attempt to seem professional. You had to actually be good to make music! The music:
He be spitting facts
Hahha
Norsk
True trur
kulturuke@@enesenes5271
Dette er det beste diktet vi hadde gjennom hele vgs-
En ting eg lurer på. Hvordan klarte han å se så seriøs ut hele tiden? Eg hadde ledd meg ihjel 😂
Lurekuktur? Ja, det er en fin oppsummering av alle turene jeg har hatt med danskebåten uten å klare å sjekke opp en eneste kinesisk dame.
Bra lekse til utlendinger som skal lære norsk og har problemer med å si "u".
Beste innen norsk poesi EVER!!! Lål!
Har noen hørt om en kul fyr som heter Terje !!!
Benjamin hei
😗no homo
SugarHigh han ligner litt på kaptein super truse
Ja han ser ut som kaptein Supertruse
this is amazing
bless this
Fantastisk!
Genial. Ler meg ihjel. Ja, jeg er død.
Rip. Er du i live etter fem år?
@@fuckfuckiluvesex Rip, er hun I live etter 8 år?
MrShylo Satan, for noen minner med dette tiket
MrShylo diktet
rip, beklager for at du døde.
blablabla"kuk"blabla"kuk" er jeg den eneste?
+Ellen Er Dritkul barnslig men sant! klassen min lo så til helvete når han sa det 2 ordet eller hva nå enn du vil kalle det XD
Ja :D
Chef’s kiss
Det deilig å høre ham selv om jeg ikke forstår ingen ting av dette
1:27 Lure kukk tu -> into -> Lue kukk tur
beste diktet gjennom hele skolegangen haha
For en mann
hhh yes
JEG FÅR LATTERKRAMPE!!!
Hallo. Det er framtiden som kaller. Ja, jeg er enig med deg btw :)
Ulturkuke
Tulkuruke
Ultkuruke
Ukturulke
Tlukuruke
Ukturkule
Urtukulke
Turlukuke
Kulrukute
Ultrukuke
Kuleturuk
Ruletukuk
Tulekukur
Luretukuk
Kukuterul
Ruktukule
Lurekuktu
Luekuktur
Kutlukure
Rukletuku
Tuklekuru
Urukekult
Kuruketul
This was how we played Wordle before home computers became commonplace.
Lurekukk
#Lurekukk
KLASSE! Rett og slett klasse.
Tidlig norsk meme
Jeg.........jeg felte en tåre😌
Morro når statistikkforeleser anbefaler dette diktet.
NTNU-lærer som hadde matteforelesning i kombinatorikk brukte også dette som eksempel haha
1.38 kuruketull
hva ?
Ja
nei.
VG2 Østerbo :) nydelig dikt
In the beninging
Kukuterull 1:23
formidabelt
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ælsk
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind!
great
Hva klapper de for
skamise
Hæ????
Absolutt en grei tolkning det.
5b ila skole Frans-
I only listen to real music! Music was so much better back in the old days! There was no bieber crap, dubstep so-called "DJs" doing nothing but pressing play on their computers, proceeding to bob their heads up and down in an attempt to seem professional. You had to actually be good to make music!
The music:
menningsløst:(
skjerpings
Ta deg sammen Hussam.. Som Jonas sier.. Skjerpings