Minecraft with Vanoss the Purge Reporter... *FUNNY* (Minecraft SMP)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • In today's video, get ready to experience our first ever purge. There's a lot of chaos, mayhem, fails, but most importantly, cleansing. Oh and Vanoss is reporting all of it.
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    Edited by:
    Teriyaki - / @zteriyaki

Комментарии • 671

  • @explodingdustrags2952
    @explodingdustrags2952 3 года назад +716

    “You know what, I’m taking myself out”
    Falls into ravine like fallen kingdom
    *my favorite line in the whole video*

    • @flashygreenx8828
      @flashygreenx8828 3 года назад +7

      I used to rule the world

    • @H_321a
      @H_321a 3 года назад

      Seeing how much subs I can get by this comment (Day 4)

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 3 года назад

      F

    • @niko_8208
      @niko_8208 3 года назад +1

      @@H_321a I'm hoping you lose subs.

  • @gabrielabrera9966
    @gabrielabrera9966 3 года назад +290

    I can imagine Anthony being in the server just minding his own business while everyone is purging😂

    • @RichardHunslet1963
      @RichardHunslet1963 3 года назад +13

      Anthony would make a house full of Pandas, and just vibe.

    • @damedane5600
      @damedane5600 3 года назад +4

      Or MINING his own business 😂

    • @1nonlyAV
      @1nonlyAV 3 года назад +2

      And have a dog named chester

    • @Xmetalfanx
      @Xmetalfanx 3 года назад +6

      he'd get sidetrack with say a cow or something ... .like in Among us when people were dying around him ... he was just happily playing asteroids lol

    • @justcece5719
      @justcece5719 3 года назад +2

      @@Xmetalfanx he never leaves his asteroids....

  • @Nizurre_aka_Zili
    @Nizurre_aka_Zili 3 года назад +654

    "Wanna do coke in the corner over there?"
    Huh, ive heard that one before. Damn my uncle was a fun guy.

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 года назад +18

      Did he also get an arrow to the forehead?

    • @yoshi-boy314
      @yoshi-boy314 3 года назад +9

      Was?

    • @Nizurre_aka_Zili
      @Nizurre_aka_Zili 3 года назад +13

      @@yoshi-boy314 Prison did em dirty

    • @H_321a
      @H_321a 3 года назад +3

      Seeing how much subs I can get by this comment (Day 4)

    • @articcrit3737
      @articcrit3737 3 года назад +2

      @@H_321a shut up no one wants to see your mobile gameplay

  • @ipis9738
    @ipis9738 3 года назад +448

    “tnt..tnt.... TNT”

    • @krajicsek13
      @krajicsek13 3 года назад

      Reminds me of that minecraft song

    • @jadentheprinceofdarkness4824
      @jadentheprinceofdarkness4824 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of that ac/dc song

    • @jpjfrey5673
      @jpjfrey5673 3 года назад +3

      *T! N! T!*
      I'M DYNAMITE!
      *T! N! T!*
      AND I'LL WIN THE FIGHT!
      *T! N! T!*
      I'M A POWERLOAAAAD!
      *T! N! T!*
      *WATCH ME EXPLOOODE!*

    • @H_321a
      @H_321a 3 года назад

      Seeing how much subs I can get by this comment (Day 4)

    • @aguerrein91
      @aguerrein91 3 года назад

      I predict the court house is going down in the near future.

  • @crimson3141
    @crimson3141 3 года назад +628

    I would just keep Evan on the server and tell him to rebuild operation Doomsday

    • @QualityBuddy
      @QualityBuddy 3 года назад +16

      He didn't get that stuff legit

    • @Nizurre_aka_Zili
      @Nizurre_aka_Zili 3 года назад +4

      I like this idea lmao

    • @atomikdoggie8403
      @atomikdoggie8403 3 года назад +7

      @@QualityBuddy yeah but it can be done legit, just take some time

    • @H_321a
      @H_321a 3 года назад

      Seeing how much subs I can get by this comment (Day 4)

    • @senorcheems8388
      @senorcheems8388 3 года назад +5

      @@QualityBuddy who cares fun is fun

  • @onenormalorca
    @onenormalorca 3 года назад +124

    Pete is like the Thanos of Minecraft. You’ll have to assemble a whole giant team to take him down.

    • @jordan9526
      @jordan9526 3 года назад

      They need to recruit bajan and jerome

    • @hiimferdie9538
      @hiimferdie9538 3 года назад

      @@jordan9526 uhhh, maybe not Bajan, but yeah Jerome and maybe SSundee

    • @neutralplayeroflol5722
      @neutralplayeroflol5722 3 года назад +2

      Till someone hires the peoole from the Dream SMP as bounty hunters

    • @sttewarrt4161
      @sttewarrt4161 3 года назад

      @@neutralplayeroflol5722 They just have enough and call dream and techno 😭

    • @62sy
      @62sy 3 года назад

      @@jordan9526 Pete is funniest with choco and nooch!

  • @arsene476
    @arsene476 3 года назад +76

    3:48 NOIIICCEEEE editor... Lets go dude!!!

  • @yalc-04
    @yalc-04 3 года назад +70

    Everyone: *excited for purge for a long time*
    Also everyone: *guilty and salty af after purge*

  • @bananapantssean5638
    @bananapantssean5638 3 года назад +208

    Holy shit the thing is getting more tense day by day this is exciting

    • @H_321a
      @H_321a 3 года назад +1

      Seeing how much subs I can get by this comment (Day 4)

    • @bananapantssean5638
      @bananapantssean5638 3 года назад +1

      Ur doing good to far but dont spam pls

  • @Silvershadnic
    @Silvershadnic 3 года назад +131

    0:15 Vanosses Drug addiction kicks in.

    • @0xxi373
      @0xxi373 3 года назад +7

      Then again at 0:54

  • @TMG_B
    @TMG_B 3 года назад +28

    Nogla: "Alright Evan, you're the reporter"
    Evan: *sees TNT* :O!!!!!!

  • @bucketdogyeet1314
    @bucketdogyeet1314 3 года назад +81

    I love Evan's childlike humor that is one of the best parts of him, wish I can have a friend group like yours someday. And just the way he says *gasp TNT

  • @xxstarrosexx
    @xxstarrosexx 3 года назад +30

    “Kapooyakasha. Skeet Skeet Skeet. All over the place”. 3:06 The nostalgia is real

  • @jo-leesparkes5632
    @jo-leesparkes5632 3 года назад +54

    THE EDITING...IS JUST GOD TEIR. this is my favorite purge video from that server yet

  • @XMDXVIKINGSX
    @XMDXVIKINGSX 3 года назад +32

    Seeing Chilled get one tapped and fall to his death is probably my favorite part of this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alex-fz4uu
    @Alex-fz4uu 3 года назад +26

    3:07 Evan brought back some great memories from Moonbase Alpha

  • @T3hKa5
    @T3hKa5 3 года назад +56

    Chilled: The Menace is great. His whole purge was just messing up your house. Lol

  • @presidentobama1462
    @presidentobama1462 3 года назад +74

    *Irish man loses and witnesses his friends death and now lives with his wife and will never forget that day*

  • @ZOULIIO
    @ZOULIIO 3 года назад +17

    *nobody*
    Evan: “wanna go do coke in the corner over there”😭😭

  • @halo-pv6gm
    @halo-pv6gm 3 года назад +23

    Nogla doesn’t realize this, but he makes everyone’s quarantine better.

  • @cheriecxn
    @cheriecxn 3 года назад +11

    WHEN DAHITI SHOT EVAN ON ACCIDENT LMAO IM DEAD

  • @oinkoink8333
    @oinkoink8333 3 года назад +4

    love how the crew immediately teamed up after finding each other... then get their shit wrecked together too lol

  • @antonhagbox02
    @antonhagbox02 3 года назад +8

    I gotta give a round of applause to Nogla's editor, man.

  • @milkconsumer3920
    @milkconsumer3920 3 года назад +6

    “Skeet skeet skeet, all over the place.” That right there is some major throwback.

  • @joeldeleon406
    @joeldeleon406 3 года назад +26

    Lol, Nogla left out the part where he led Black team to his base.

  • @icecrystal9169
    @icecrystal9169 3 года назад +2

    I love how he gets excited seeing TNT. He has an addiction with EXPLOSIONS but it’s content 😂

  • @lukmjukpoob
    @lukmjukpoob 3 года назад +15

    The amount of times nogla shot people by mistake 😂😂😂

  • @PhaserFelix
    @PhaserFelix 3 года назад +8

    I like how they lost pretty much every battle even tho they outnumbered most of them 2 to 1.

  • @TheVideoGameManiac
    @TheVideoGameManiac 3 года назад +20

    Your editor has great taste in music.
    And has played Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

  • @MiasmaWolf13
    @MiasmaWolf13 3 года назад +1

    That fucking moment when Edge of Green starts playing. Holy shit, Nogla!

  • @owenm.8912
    @owenm.8912 3 года назад +5

    Evan saying 'skeet skeet' in the robot voice reminded me of that intro for that space game they played back then
    Edit: I just looked it up and it is the intro lol

  • @justinlaplatney5875
    @justinlaplatney5875 3 года назад +4

    Nogla running with like 8 teammates
    Also nogla: COWARDS COWARDS

  • @goats_6263
    @goats_6263 3 года назад +2

    They really thought they could take on Pete damn that was their first mistake

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 3 года назад +1

    *"I HAD TO RUN UPSTAIRS TO GET HERE, MARCELL!!!!"*
    That's a mood, also I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • @heyohfranki5826
    @heyohfranki5826 3 года назад +14

    Nogla the rule with chilled is ctc “Can’t Trust Chilled”

  • @FROGGGGGGYYY
    @FROGGGGGGYYY 3 года назад +3

    Video: the purge is starting
    Me getting an ad: audio books are a great way to keep busy

  • @TheFirebolt
    @TheFirebolt 3 года назад +2

    This server keeps getting better and better. I love this series is so much fun

  • @Bananazu2411
    @Bananazu2411 3 года назад +2

    Can we just appreciate the editing as always? Like *hooh mama*, it is crisp, props to your editor Nogla, props to your editor 👏

  • @toecurler4234
    @toecurler4234 3 года назад +15

    When legion killed himself😭😭

  • @lazyoutsider35
    @lazyoutsider35 3 года назад

    The reason I love pete is cause first, hes been in this minecraft shit since the beginning. And during this purge i was watching marcels POV and as everyone is screaming and trying to rush Pete. Everyone is screaming to kill him and as calm as can be Pete goes "Well that didn't bode too well" as he works his way through everyone

  • @MrDGKmasta
    @MrDGKmasta 3 года назад +2

    You have by far the best editing out of everyone in the group. You've come a long way and its paid off big time!!

  • @sharonwong5688
    @sharonwong5688 3 года назад +1

    Nogla's videos are the only videos I'm super pumped for for things like this because the editing is so exciting!

  • @eigrivtupaz2502
    @eigrivtupaz2502 3 года назад +9

    12:41 I might make this wallpaper in my phone and laptop and computer

  • @WinterPhoenix
    @WinterPhoenix 3 года назад +6

    Nogla: put's Evan in the title and thumbnail
    *STONKS*

  • @laynewilliams5000
    @laynewilliams5000 3 года назад +1

    Damn, I was hoping you’d put the clip in of Toast running at you out of nowhere like a wild man 😂 that shit was hilarious.

  • @domjonson1693
    @domjonson1693 3 года назад +1

    0:14 * gasp * TNT!!! Flashbacks to the days of Evan playing minecraft! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.leprechaun5374
    @mr.leprechaun5374 3 года назад

    4:14 i would've never guessed a baseball player and my favorite youtubers would be in the same server honestly, and im a HUGE baseball fan

  • @Chickenhoof
    @Chickenhoof 3 года назад +1

    2:13 killed me im still wheezing bro🤣

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 3 года назад

    Evan is just role-playing as one of those war reporters/photographers that had to cover footage of WW1/WW2/Vietnam War.
    Only exception is, *he gets to blow shit up, Micheal Bay style, as he does it.* The perfect Minecraft job for someone like Evan! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpringyTheNPC
    @SpringyTheNPC 3 года назад +1

    This Type Of Chaos With Nogla Is What I'm Waiting for all these Times.

  • @ElverGalarga-rz4cu
    @ElverGalarga-rz4cu 3 года назад +2

    My favorite part was when you guys threw teamwork out the window, how you left your base completely exposed, and how you hid your valube shit so you wouldn't lose it while your teammates were wiped clean😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewmspace
    @matthewmspace 3 года назад

    NGL, Nogla has the best editing for stuff like The Purge. That voiceover looked exactly like the movie and it was perfect.

  • @remyweiss9916
    @remyweiss9916 3 года назад +6

    The part that was sad was where nogla was the only survivor

  • @dr.strangebat9397
    @dr.strangebat9397 2 года назад +1

    "You gonna do coke in the corner over there?"
    - Vanossgaming, 2021

  • @efml
    @efml 3 года назад +6

    Ask evan to do the operation doomsday on the final purge day

  • @moistymangus8649
    @moistymangus8649 3 года назад +2

    My boy Pete still SLAYING at Minecraft

  • @billyjdonut
    @billyjdonut 3 года назад +4

    *points at the black team*
    “They’re the bad guys!”-marcel 2021

  • @needytuber8556
    @needytuber8556 3 года назад +3

    Finally they got Evan on the server :D

  • @maxpain4803
    @maxpain4803 3 года назад +4

    7:37 what the song name ?

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 3 года назад +1

    Let the record show that Nogla drew first blood on the weekly Purge
    *may God be with you all*
    **loud sirens wailing in the distance**

  • @alexanderrivera9387
    @alexanderrivera9387 3 года назад

    Bro Nogla said Anakin I have the high ground was the best part

  • @purpleniightfall8974
    @purpleniightfall8974 3 года назад +2

    Feel like I need 15 monitors just to watch all the purge content.

  • @toastedsean4873
    @toastedsean4873 3 года назад

    Yessirrrrr. Reporter even. Defiantly not biased.

  • @dustybandit0214
    @dustybandit0214 3 года назад +1

    The purge arc has started

  • @madjackpatciderhouserules8436
    @madjackpatciderhouserules8436 3 года назад

    While in the nether, if you had a bucket of lava, that be a nifty trap for when the owner of the portal steps through into hot lava. Enjoyed thanks.

  • @ec1934
    @ec1934 3 года назад +2

    I swear Nogla has the best editors out of any of his friends they are just insane!!!🔥

    • @Brk-star
      @Brk-star Год назад

      I know right IV just been watching purge SMP vids
      And this one nogla's is far better with edits.
      Even to say the music 😎 with it absolute perfection
      🎸🎸😎👌

  • @schrodingersdinger3839
    @schrodingersdinger3839 3 года назад +2

    This stream was so chaotic 😂

  • @sMyMe9540
    @sMyMe9540 3 года назад +3

    This is just proof of the editor's greatness. Like, look at this!!

  • @rjaybruhh
    @rjaybruhh 3 года назад +1

    It would be great if it said
    *_"May Notch be with you all."_*

  • @akairus7317
    @akairus7317 3 года назад

    Nogla with a good sword decided to not help Brock, Brian and Tyler

  • @h2oallegation
    @h2oallegation 3 года назад +1

    Literally was thinking I wonder if NoahJ is on here and literally a second later you shot him with the bow, absolutely love it. (Lost it when you sent him to blow up the base)

  • @Moonstriker2514
    @Moonstriker2514 3 года назад +1

    I was actually expecting nogla to somehow have a god apple and destroy EVERYONE (probably even his teammates lets be honest)

  • @muteki1580
    @muteki1580 3 года назад

    11:47 Nogla literally Komikazied

  • @tiviyanmahen9995
    @tiviyanmahen9995 3 года назад +1

    The purge announcement was super dope it really hit the feeling of the purge

  • @aiden2634
    @aiden2634 3 года назад +2

    Pete destroyed everyone

  • @Madude62
    @Madude62 3 года назад

    Wait so Nogla managed to save his original weapon and armor set?
    Sneeki beeki Nogla

  • @terminator660
    @terminator660 3 года назад

    That little tnt gasp was actually cute

  • @killerracer8339
    @killerracer8339 3 года назад +1

    Nogla, This is some of the best and funniest content you've made! Can't wait for more episodes!

  • @johnsoapmactavish9921
    @johnsoapmactavish9921 3 года назад

    4:12 Lmaoo the MW2 Intervention sound effect never gets old

  • @rosskew9425
    @rosskew9425 3 года назад

    The fact that it became a warzone is the coolest concept to me because none of this was scripted it was all coincidence that alliance were formed to take down another just amazing

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 3 года назад

    *"It's Now 7:00 PM, And I've Done Nothing."*
    Don't be so hard on yourself... you only died once lol! 😂😂😂

  • @miniginger1233
    @miniginger1233 3 года назад +1

    Build a big dooms day bunker out of obsidian for the next purge

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 3 года назад

    The purge siren and the rules being given were epic whoever's in charge of that nailed it

  • @Lauren-zx3gx
    @Lauren-zx3gx 3 года назад

    The reporters should not be allowed to be part of the Purge BUT there should be a separate Mercenary group that must get paid with diamonds to work one specific job at a time and it can’t be vague and it’s only for 10 minutes at a time from the moment the deal is made (if they can’t complete their job they must return whatever they were given). Once they complete their job, whether it’s a hit or destroying a base or using them as protection, they get paid and have to move along. They’re are not allowed to stay with one group. They have to return to their base, which has immunity, and whoever wants to hire any of them has to go directly to their base and it can’t be the same merc. If you’ve exhausted them all then you can’t use them until the next Purge night.

  • @aze559
    @aze559 3 года назад

    Ya know, they'd be much better off with axes than swords considering axes disable shields for a few seconds. And they could have invested in potion brewing too. I don't think I saw someone here with a potion but if they had strength and regeneration with an axe and their other stuff they would be absolute monsters.

  • @Nakirium_Addict
    @Nakirium_Addict 3 года назад +1

    The editing was on point. Editor deserves a raise

  • @CrystalSkyDrops175
    @CrystalSkyDrops175 3 года назад +1

    Teriyaki( the editor) popped tf off with that montage 😳😳!!This whole video was amazing!

  • @guyfromportugal2858
    @guyfromportugal2858 3 года назад

    i like the final fantasy tactics advance music when everyone is around at 1:05

  • @Bigboisully
    @Bigboisully 3 года назад

    thank you for putting funny in the title, i didnt realize these videos were supposed to be laughed at, I made myself cry during the last one

  • @seancornista2494
    @seancornista2494 3 года назад

    Oh man. I can already see Evan blowing everyone's bases up in flames in purge day. Probably like doomsday.

  • @charlesabriz6635
    @charlesabriz6635 3 года назад

    3:07 aaaahh brings back memories

  • @demon_vulture8328
    @demon_vulture8328 3 года назад

    I flipping love this I'm surprised Nogla survived as long as he did lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bennajin3493
    @bennajin3493 3 года назад +1

    People just love Nogla's arrows.

  • @arcaneshaira
    @arcaneshaira 3 года назад

    That Moonbase Alpha reference made me smile

  • @Nevelation7
    @Nevelation7 3 года назад

    Just wanna say. Teriyaki, your editing in this was stellar!!! Great job! :) You deserve more credit than a footnote!

  • @nickagonzalez4785
    @nickagonzalez4785 3 года назад

    the edit is just *chef's kiss* AAAAAA

  • @slyfox6137
    @slyfox6137 3 года назад +1

    Love this editing nogla

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 3 года назад +1

    How to stop someone from talking so you can have a turn.
    Google: Politely ask them if you can speak.
    Bing: 0:56

  • @hmmm-yes3825
    @hmmm-yes3825 3 года назад +1

    OH GOT HERE GOES ANOTHER SMP