Michael Chandler TRASHES ME? Ariel Helwani FINALLY Acknowledges Me? I Made A Joke Get Over It?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @the-mma-guru
    @the-mma-guru  11 дней назад +1481

    I honestly don't care what fighters or twitter or media members or even potential future sponsors think about my content I'll keep doing what I find funny and okay to do because it seems like I've built an audience with you guys who find the same things funny and okay to do.
    Thanks for the content Chandler, don't bully anyone for this guys, just let me make my jokes. People are gonna get some feeling hurt at times I guess.

    • @jasontaylor7384
      @jasontaylor7384 11 дней назад +35

      The Guru Strikes back

    • @MMAVoodoo
      @MMAVoodoo 11 дней назад +69

      Don't ever take sponsors, man. They're golden handcuffs. They will control what you say and find funny and what we find funny. The English banter is a dying art in these soft times, and that's why people listen.

    • @owenschmowen5313
      @owenschmowen5313 11 дней назад +3

      It's alright mate I'll let you off

    • @ggez5725
      @ggez5725 11 дней назад +3

      Chandler greeting someone - “Hello”
      Chandler greeting his kids “Sup lil nigga”

    • @GenieMMA
      @GenieMMA 11 дней назад +7

      it’s ok piggy #shedgang

  • @xtackett3728
    @xtackett3728 11 дней назад +3471

    Michael chandler only called you out to give you content as motivation, he’ll see you at the top guru

    • @nubedensa
      @nubedensa 11 дней назад +47

      Lol brilliant 😂

    • @RoundOfApplauseChannel
      @RoundOfApplauseChannel 11 дней назад +55

      GOD BLESS!! I'll see you at the TOP

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 11 дней назад +6

      💯💯

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 11 дней назад +5

      @@xtackett3728 He needs to give him motivation to upload the undisputed 3 career mode.

    • @sachinbartholomeusz4006
      @sachinbartholomeusz4006 11 дней назад +8

      Subscribing to comments now 💯

  • @tdogsports2950
    @tdogsports2950 11 дней назад +1856

    Honestly, I'd wish guru had never dispelled the wheelchair allegations. The amount of gaslighting we could have committed would have been hilarious.

    • @Legalnamejeff
      @Legalnamejeff 11 дней назад +52

      Bring it back then

    • @olliedeaney8740
      @olliedeaney8740 11 дней назад

      @@Legalnamejeffyou do it

    • @TheRuneCollector
      @TheRuneCollector 11 дней назад +42

      @@Legalnamejeffit’s too late

    • @adriane7841
      @adriane7841 11 дней назад +89

      I believe he still identifies as needing a wheelchair

    • @cappy2282
      @cappy2282 11 дней назад +101

      Lol I know the "Guru in a wheelchair" didn't even get close to its full potential

  • @HipHopAn0n
    @HipHopAn0n 11 дней назад +1325

    "I may not be African but you're no brother of mine, son!"
    -Drunk Michael Chandler yelling at his adopted kid

    • @SKBari.
      @SKBari. 11 дней назад +27

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrGFloyd
      @MrGFloyd 11 дней назад +3

      💀

    • @mrnonpoints7271
      @mrnonpoints7271 11 дней назад +5

      Lmao

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 11 дней назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jc-kj2on
      @jc-kj2on 11 дней назад +35

      Imagine what liberals will say about Chandler in 20 yrs , in school they will call him mastah Chandler

  • @ElTangPo
    @ElTangPo 10 дней назад +93

    My favorite joke was when you said McGregor comes in black face and starts yelling at Chandler to adopt him. "ADOPT ME!"

  • @yp_biggie1116
    @yp_biggie1116 10 дней назад +72

    As Colby would say, this is the Ultimate Feelings Championship

    • @440-fishermandrock8
      @440-fishermandrock8 9 дней назад +2

      0 and 3 less finishes than Belal 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 7 дней назад +2

      ​@@440-fishermandrock8Colby is a tiny Welterweight that refuses to cut to Lightweight, in a division of weight bullies who are all juicing while he's natural.

    • @Ashw1115
      @Ashw1115 5 дней назад

      @@zombievikinggaming4258Belal is the same size as Colby he just has good definition. It’s not like he’s some tall jacked walterweight. He’s 5’9 because of his big head.

  • @elchingon6020
    @elchingon6020 11 дней назад +1684

    STAND YA BASE

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 11 дней назад +59

      Lolololol shit has me in stitches

    • @NoSyrupLeft
      @NoSyrupLeft 11 дней назад +56

      THA SPASE IS YOUR SPASE YAH GURU

    • @mitchellhedges711
      @mitchellhedges711 11 дней назад

      Stand ya bloody base ya wee Gooch of a ting. Rip tha boody and find the chin. Left. Cross. Uppacut

    • @Showerofjyzz
      @Showerofjyzz 11 дней назад +24

      MATE!!!

    • @SoyDuckHot
      @SoyDuckHot 11 дней назад

      STAND YA BASE MATE

  • @Tbro2303
    @Tbro2303 11 дней назад +223

    Every single time someone fucks with guru, they have a picture with jon jones 😭

    • @ridehaven
      @ridehaven 10 дней назад +20

      Because majority of them are pathetic hypocrites that believe they’re holier than thou. It’s what happens when you’re surrounded by fake people or yes men, and you live in an echo chamber with other like minded clout chasing people. I try not to idolize any of these people for that exact reason

    • @daveh9080
      @daveh9080 10 дней назад

      @@ridehaven yet here you are suckin off a RUclips creator because he does funny voices…

    • @Mrignorantperson
      @Mrignorantperson 10 дней назад +2

      0 moral compass for the NPCs and the NPCs watching dont call it out. thats why we love GURU

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 10 дней назад +1

      it's a humiliation ritual UFC makes everyone do now... If you want to be at the top, gonna have to take a pic with Jones at some point.. Chandler said "I'll see you at the top" click!

    • @Vincent_Boogaloo
      @Vincent_Boogaloo 10 дней назад +1

      Fuckin priceless 🤣😆💀

  • @JKennedy0204
    @JKennedy0204 11 дней назад +841

    “Ooh seems I struck a nerve there” - Guru Du Plessis

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 11 дней назад +108

      "I may not be African but you're no brother of mine, son!"
      -Drunk Michael Chandler yelling at his adopted kid

    • @JKennedy0204
      @JKennedy0204 11 дней назад +6

      @@HipHopAn0nLMAO

    • @__M738
      @__M738 11 дней назад +2

      @@HipHopAn0n😂😂😂

    • @cosmo3665
      @cosmo3665 11 дней назад +3

      Diddy P

    • @elchingon6020
      @elchingon6020 11 дней назад

      @@JKennedy0204 😂😂😂😂

  • @ruin3r
    @ruin3r 11 дней назад +131

    “I never said anything about HIS kids, never said that. I made a joke about the kids he adopted, completely different things!” -Gaslighter Du Plessis

    • @test_pc_user
      @test_pc_user 10 дней назад +8

      They aren’t his kids. Maybe you don’t understand how reality works

    • @frRrRAin
      @frRrRAin 10 дней назад

      ​@@test_pc_userwho's raising them and treating them well now?
      him
      and you're just a nobody how can you comment on ppl's children
      you don't have to be someone's biological father to be a father just so you know

    • @sigmabate420
      @sigmabate420 10 дней назад +5

      Completely different mate

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 10 дней назад +8

      We want the African Kings!!
      We have the African kings at home - Michael Blackson Chandler

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 7 дней назад

      @@test_pc_userdude, adopted children are absolutely people’s kids…unless they’re mistreated. If they’re loved, cared for, and raised as a child should, they’re that person’s child. Bonds like these are stronger than those of people you had zero choice of being family with. Ever heard the idiom “blood is thicker than water”? That’s actually the exact opposite of the full/original itself. The original is
      “blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb"
      Which was meant as people that made bonds in tough times together with no actual blood relation are the truest of bonds.
      The original makes reference to brothers made on the battlefield that had shed blood together…someone that you’ve been through all that with, they can be truer than any bond ever that you happened to come out of the same sack lol

  • @kingsimba1605
    @kingsimba1605 11 дней назад +21

    That was hilarious. Guru you're so right dude these "high society" fighters display such hypocrisy and PLEASE KEEP CALLING THEM OUT

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 11 дней назад +1016

    To every UFC fighter and journalist, never poke the piggy.

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 11 дней назад +26

      Yeah only his comment section can do that. Give us undisputed 3 tubby chubs.

    • @elchingon6020
      @elchingon6020 11 дней назад +49

      STAND YA BASE

    • @FigNasty208
      @FigNasty208 11 дней назад +7

      @@elchingon6020😂😂😂 that fucking got me

    • @balkanboi06
      @balkanboi06 11 дней назад +4

      Don’t tip the cow yo

    • @antman2960
      @antman2960 11 дней назад +1

      Schmitty made the impression of Michael Chandler’s kids massive

  • @josephsage3524
    @josephsage3524 11 дней назад +465

    Don't worry, if Chandler seriously calls you out, you can train for like two years, and then just pull out.. .. pull a McGregor on him lol😅

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 11 дней назад +35

      Chandler waiting at the top...
      All alone again 😣

    • @jordanlabre
      @jordanlabre 11 дней назад +4

      Broooooooooo😅😅😅😅😅

    • @tylerwhite4557
      @tylerwhite4557 11 дней назад +6

      @@yumjoystyle2idk Dustin said he’s been to the top a few times and never seen Chandler there

    • @realMaverickBuckley
      @realMaverickBuckley 11 дней назад +4

      McGregor pull out game is *strong*

    • @Ihavenolimitations
      @Ihavenolimitations 10 дней назад

      @@realMaverickBuckleyConor has pulled out once in his career the man has 4 kids

  • @DeadSpaceMMA
    @DeadSpaceMMA 11 дней назад +1839

    Its actually unbelievable that these ufc elites are using bullying tactics on a bloke who cant even stand up let alone see his own PP...
    Absolutely disgusting

    • @__________o____________
      @__________o____________ 11 дней назад

      Fr where is the diversity such bigots it’s time to cancel ufc and their phobes

    • @seanc7990
      @seanc7990 11 дней назад +123

      if they knew guru suffered from erectile dysfunction, muscle atrophy in his legs, PTSD from the beating that crew of dagestanis gave him with a cricketbat, then they'd be ashamed of their harsh words

    • @simonsnutrition
      @simonsnutrition 11 дней назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @Randomyoutubecommenter
      @Randomyoutubecommenter 11 дней назад

      ​@@seanc7990fr?

    • @noahmarietta7346
      @noahmarietta7346 11 дней назад +27

      Jew on Jew violence

  • @thomascoleman1599
    @thomascoleman1599 10 дней назад +32

    This Guru guy has REALLY grown on me. I curiously checked in after seeing so much hate on twitter. I’m a fan now. Keep it up Guru I love your hustle.

    • @440-fishermandrock8
      @440-fishermandrock8 9 дней назад +1

      I absolutely hate this man, and hope something happens to his family and he comes on here crying next time about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      that would be hilarious

    • @Trenchwarsoldier-x5v
      @Trenchwarsoldier-x5v 8 дней назад +2

      The UK South Africans and Australians are very dark with humour… especially the Irish 😂

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 10 дней назад +15

    It really does tear down their moral high ground to point out a fighter being friendly with Jon. Piggy says offensive things but jon has done reprehensible and immoral actions for years

    • @alexdiaz3311
      @alexdiaz3311 10 дней назад +1

      Exactly

    • @JamesReeves-ue6ii
      @JamesReeves-ue6ii 7 дней назад

      Exactly as said in this video

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 7 дней назад +1

      @@JamesReeves-ue6ii I wrote this before I got to that part lol

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 11 дней назад +891

    The "did they hang out with Jon Jones" approach is undefeated.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 11 дней назад +187

      Yup. If you legit shake that man's hand, call him a legend, and take a picture with him, you forfeit the right to ever judge anyone else's morality.

    • @Uncle_dizzle
      @Uncle_dizzle 11 дней назад +184

      its like the "diddy" photo of the mma world

    • @RandomAbbo
      @RandomAbbo 11 дней назад +36

      People forget man

    • @petourivsbranch5611
      @petourivsbranch5611 11 дней назад +10

      @@ifgwelf selective outrage. Why hasn’t he confronted DJ or DDP for the pictures they’ve taken with jones

    • @MrGFloyd
      @MrGFloyd 11 дней назад +11

      Tbf they could just see him and ask for a picture cuz he’s a legend in the ufc. If they hang out with him or say he’s a great person that’s a different story tho

  • @hvalenti
    @hvalenti 11 дней назад +206

    Despite all the comedians surrounding mma, Guru is the only one making actual mma jokes.

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus 10 дней назад

      Nina is like the angry evil Witch trying to figure any way to take Guru down. She paid Chandler to try, but again they're sat watching this video with gritted teeth again

    • @Cam-jx4drgh
      @Cam-jx4drgh 10 дней назад +15

      And the only one who's funny.

    • @Matthew-rc1xt
      @Matthew-rc1xt 10 дней назад +15

      The rest like Ninadrama make cringe skits only

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 10 дней назад

      @@Cam-jx4drgh Here here

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 11 дней назад +108

    Chandler is the goober that sat out 2 years in his late 30s waiting for a alcoholic conor 😂😂😂 he's not too bright

    • @jdocean1
      @jdocean1 11 дней назад

      Conor out there partying, snorting coke and jerking Chandlers chain has become more entertaining than the actual fight would be 😂.

    • @BigBass-xf5yi
      @BigBass-xf5yi 10 дней назад +8

      He isnt too bright in the cage either

    • @TTuxadee
      @TTuxadee 10 дней назад +6

      ​@@BigBass-xf5yi*Camera cuts to Chandler going for a takedown whenever he hurts someone on the feet

    • @Cleatus546
      @Cleatus546 10 дней назад

      @drunkenmmamaster419
      Hey, why you coming after the brother?
      Huh? What? Oh. Nevermind.

  • @kobusdutoit66
    @kobusdutoit66 10 дней назад +21

    "let's not bring race into it" 😂😂😂 I'm in stitches mate! Brilliant!!

  • @nicos1676
    @nicos1676 10 дней назад +12

    Man please never apologize to anyone, you're the man!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Hypah
    @Hypah 11 дней назад +519

    Chandler def not invited to Guru’s cookout this summer

    • @Internet-Dumpster
      @Internet-Dumpster 11 дней назад +23

      I wouldn’t envy those who have to go to the cookout to listen to a 2-hour monologue about not giving up, followed by another 2-hour toast thanking God for their perfect life.

    • @balkanboi06
      @balkanboi06 11 дней назад +4

      Anderson Silva and Chael r tho

    • @3timeconor
      @3timeconor 11 дней назад

      And vise Vera

    • @Riverajr95
      @Riverajr95 11 дней назад

      Hell no 😂😂

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 11 дней назад +8

      Arielites, if you’re reading this, Guru’s cookouts are always kosher.

  • @Jacobarbogast
    @Jacobarbogast 11 дней назад +622

    This is the correct tactic. Never apologize.

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 11 дней назад +43

      based guru

    • @noahmarietta7346
      @noahmarietta7346 11 дней назад

      ​@@dyyylllaannnnever apologize, the Jewis..... I mean shark people smell the blood in the water

    • @RandomAbbo
      @RandomAbbo 11 дней назад +81

      STAND YA BASE

    • @THESCP-PRO
      @THESCP-PRO 11 дней назад

      @@RandomAbboYE

    • @MrGFloyd
      @MrGFloyd 11 дней назад +25

      Facts even if you’re in the wrong don’t give in. If you show weakness they just go harder

  • @TreyParker318
    @TreyParker318 11 дней назад +441

    If a comedian said that same joke and Chandler was in the audience, he would laugh.

    • @deanbuchan3244
      @deanbuchan3244 11 дней назад +38

      100 percent

    • @KingWayne714
      @KingWayne714 11 дней назад +1

      word

    • @chadreilly
      @chadreilly 11 дней назад +3

      Not Will Smith

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 10 дней назад +14

      I mean chandler has a right to not like this guy it isn’t just one comment 😂 he literally made a full vid about his entire family dynamic n tried to twist into something bad. Chandler is the man

    • @BBeowulf
      @BBeowulf 10 дней назад +27

      @@Shrnirpledorpit is something bad. He even talked about doing it as some sort of social experiment. Creepy, so is the wife.

  • @Chestroc
    @Chestroc 11 дней назад +74

    Never change Guru. You’re the best thing that has happened to the UFC in years.

    • @yump6429
      @yump6429 10 дней назад +2

      Only thing I've held onto since Tony's losing streak begun

    • @seancathari
      @seancathari 9 дней назад

      Dont start jerking him off now

    • @endrykperez412
      @endrykperez412 6 дней назад +1

      This gotta be the dumbest take I've ever seen

    • @gagearmijo4150
      @gagearmijo4150 6 дней назад

      Explain. He saved mma content/media. You must be very dull. ​@endrykperez412

  • @wymanrtaylor
    @wymanrtaylor 10 дней назад +16

    The Chandler Family jokes have literally made me laugh to the point of my stomach hurting

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 10 дней назад +3

      I like the community involvement. I even dropped a few zingers myself that the guys seemed to appreciate.

  • @kgb9440
    @kgb9440 11 дней назад +157

    STAND YA BASE GURU THE SPACE IS YOUR SPACE YEH

  • @tylenolsaurus
    @tylenolsaurus 11 дней назад +388

    All those impressions really got to Chandler didn't they🤣

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 11 дней назад +12

      I’ll tell you what gets to me. The nerve of piggy to avoid his fan bases persistent requests for an undisputed 3 career mode play through.

    • @VulgarBeyondSteel
      @VulgarBeyondSteel 11 дней назад

      ​@@azure4277undisputed 3 sucks

    • @AlexKeithBrownlow
      @AlexKeithBrownlow 11 дней назад +25

      ​@@azure4277 bro you've been spamming the same nonsense for days. Wtf is wrong with you

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 11 дней назад

      dude is completely lost in delusion. We don't have to do ANYTHIN he says we're not your friends bro. Are we tryin to pretend like he doesnt have black kids for NO reason..??? He wanted specific black children to adopt with him and his white wife who aren't in touch with anything in the African american community or culture.. its WEIRD! It makes 0 sense as adults who are white but want black kids, to normal people it's WEIRD!!

    • @crossovo
      @crossovo 11 дней назад +2

      It was a really bad joke tbh, i see why anyone would not like it

  • @penanceixx447
    @penanceixx447 10 дней назад +118

    The Chandler impersonations have been the hardest I've laughed in years. The world is in dire need of comedy. Comedy is derived from humility which brings people together, hypersensitivity which is derived from pride divides. Don't let these celebrities gaslight you, the same lack of self-awareness they have to laugh at themselves disqualifies them from telling you how to conduct yourself. They want you to be more like them, we follow you because you're not. God bless, and thanks for the laughs.

    • @rimerzje9928
      @rimerzje9928 10 дней назад +4

      You couldn't have said that better my guy 👏

    • @Philip-dy3ww
      @Philip-dy3ww 10 дней назад +3

      😂😂 I really laughed at it , while I was on train and headphones.

    • @spyrothedragon091
      @spyrothedragon091 10 дней назад +1

      Absolute facts, people lack the humility to laugh at themselves now adays

    • @Grassfedrumproast
      @Grassfedrumproast 10 дней назад

      Based top tier comment

    • @crawler9065
      @crawler9065 10 дней назад

      That's right.

  • @judethompson2071
    @judethompson2071 10 дней назад +7

    The fact that chandler stalked his wife for that many years and they have adopted kids tells me she wants no part of his genetics in her children

  • @bobbymudda
    @bobbymudda 11 дней назад +129

    Basically... if you've ever taken a photo with Jon Jones, don't even bother going at the Guru. Instant L 😅

  • @bbmma838
    @bbmma838 11 дней назад +136

    Chandler trying to maintain that Christian persona while telling Guru the world would be better off without him is peak comedy.

    • @balmorrablue3130
      @balmorrablue3130 11 дней назад

      Gotta maintain that Christian morals while supporting domestic abusers

  • @lancet878
    @lancet878 11 дней назад +128

    Guru the most famous MMA personality

    • @KyleKennedy-bb7fr
      @KyleKennedy-bb7fr 11 дней назад +8

      Even more than Joe Rogan at this point

    • @user-ki4xw2rb8q
      @user-ki4xw2rb8q 10 дней назад

      ​@@KyleKennedy-bb7fr Not among the common fans

  • @wesleypusey2673
    @wesleypusey2673 9 дней назад +4

    When guru was watching back his impression you can see the pride in his eyes 😂

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 10 дней назад +11

    I know for a fact some non guru fans had to have watched the impression vid on Twitter and laughed out loud 😂

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 8 дней назад

      I wonder how many melanated children were adopted as a result of their penance...🤔

  • @GenieMMA
    @GenieMMA 11 дней назад +237

    Michael “Blackson” Chandler

  • @LilLou97
    @LilLou97 11 дней назад +182

    Funny how that UFC media member Amy Kaplan somehow made chandlers issue HER ISSUE. The victimhood act is quite pathetic from that woman

    • @Malygosblues
      @Malygosblues 11 дней назад +51

      Would it be fair to say that she's making a crying out sound as she goes in for her own attack in a way?

    • @mrpk646
      @mrpk646 11 дней назад +35

      ​@@Malygosblues👃🏻 energy 😂

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 11 дней назад

      She's a woman. Were you expecting different?

    • @ThayneJiutsu
      @ThayneJiutsu 11 дней назад

      Shesa pig

    • @bloxxor420
      @bloxxor420 11 дней назад +25

      It’s a Reddit brained millennial thing “omg yes true but read MY story in 3 paragraphs tho”

  • @strangerforthebetter
    @strangerforthebetter 11 дней назад +88

    NEVER CHANGE GURU😭😭

  • @revendranaidoo4305
    @revendranaidoo4305 10 дней назад +4

    They can never make me hate Guru . What his been doing for mma is much needed

  • @NormanJohnson-v2o
    @NormanJohnson-v2o 11 дней назад +11

    I think your FUCKING hilarious dude keep it up I'm laughing exactly as hard as you are 😂

  • @maximumrelaxation4770
    @maximumrelaxation4770 11 дней назад +84

    "Surprised you didnt try to adopt him" OMG I pissed my pants laughing

  • @BradensBeard3
    @BradensBeard3 11 дней назад +51

    “It’s all good” is the MMA Guru version of “we’ll find out on Saturday night”

    • @bobbob-dg1kt
      @bobbob-dg1kt 10 дней назад +6

      You're right. It always comes with a cheeky side smile, that hints at impending embarrassment.

  • @buckbreaker5185
    @buckbreaker5185 11 дней назад +64

    *basketball hits the back of Chandlers head*

    • @JFive1776
      @JFive1776 10 дней назад +1

      Lmaooo 😂😂😂

    • @ToadsAndFrogs12
      @ToadsAndFrogs12 9 дней назад +1

      Gonna have to break dem bucks in I say boy.

  • @garretharlow575
    @garretharlow575 10 дней назад +4

    These fighters have gone unchecked for too long. Theyre trying to discredit the realest, smartest, and most articulate member of the mma community because they are scared. You’re the goat guru. You say what needs to be said and it scares them so badly.

  • @WhitelyResilient
    @WhitelyResilient 10 дней назад +3

    Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time, you’re hilarious!

  • @HarryPothead2024
    @HarryPothead2024 11 дней назад +129

    Hood classic I'm feeling it

  • @danielbanuelos8391
    @danielbanuelos8391 11 дней назад +106

    It's like they're frustrated that they can't criticize certain people because it wouldn't help they're career and when there's someone who they can criticize they just let out all their frustrations on you because they can.

    • @speedzonefilms
      @speedzonefilms 11 дней назад +14

      The strawpiggy!!! He’s burning for our sins

    • @Cp_9900
      @Cp_9900 11 дней назад +11

      So true, basically an easy scapegoat

    • @Weash004
      @Weash004 11 дней назад +4

      Yep, typical

    • @BillyTheKidder
      @BillyTheKidder 11 дней назад +3

      Typical scapegoating.. Almost always a sign your moral compass is broken.

    • @Asskicker3002
      @Asskicker3002 10 дней назад

      ​@@BillyTheKidderScapepigging

  • @BertleMcGertle
    @BertleMcGertle 11 дней назад +56

    Saying you're not a great person is what makes you more honest than messiah complex Chandler.

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 10 дней назад +1

      Guru is the Messiah, i should know ive followed a few.

  • @luifernandez468
    @luifernandez468 10 дней назад +5

    Do you guys remember when the ufc ran a black history month segment and it featured michael chandler? Lol what the fuck?

  • @johnscustomsaws
    @johnscustomsaws 11 дней назад +65

    Chandler going after a cripple...
    Disgusting behavior... 🤨

  • @salmonchurro
    @salmonchurro 11 дней назад +168

    Guru is chill af anybody hating probably hasn't watched a whole video

    • @ibbio3628
      @ibbio3628 11 дней назад +12

      Yeah let me just make fun of your kids

    • @mrpk646
      @mrpk646 11 дней назад

      How did he make fun of them lmao. He impersonated them being bored of chandlers speeches. ​@@ibbio3628

    • @buckbreaker5185
      @buckbreaker5185 11 дней назад +38

      ​@@ibbio3628 don't make your kids well known and complain when people crack jokes

    • @taker201
      @taker201 11 дней назад +2

      ​@@buckbreaker5185yeah chandler should like hide is children of guru's sight 😂

    • @thenedsmmachannel8970
      @thenedsmmachannel8970 11 дней назад +21

      ​@taker201 I mean he holds them up like simba in the octagon and posts videos of him praying that his "son" has a brother with the same skin complexion as him... lmao

  • @cyclonus01
    @cyclonus01 11 дней назад +106

    The irony is Chandler's kids will see this video in 5-8 years and probably find it hilarious.🤣😂

    • @itchyballsack6627
      @itchyballsack6627 11 дней назад

      How are they going to watch Guru from the hole in the penitentiary?...🤣🤣🤣

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 10 дней назад

      They're allowed to watch RUclips videos in prison now? Why didn't anyone tell me?😮

    • @herohunter5961
      @herohunter5961 5 дней назад

      ​@@thefranken-thing Yo that's too racist yo

  • @tristhekid
    @tristhekid 10 дней назад +7

    The Ariel joke on the same vid was edgier and no one said a thing. Fake outrage really gets to me. I was defending the joke in comments and some reject said “he made his kids sound dumb” anyone with this opinion should never pro create, and they’re a weirdo for assuming that someone who might sound like that, is dumb.

  • @SB-gy2vx
    @SB-gy2vx 10 дней назад +2

    Dude do not change ffs, keep going! Comedy+MMA is a great combo, you really make me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @ojmusic777
    @ojmusic777 11 дней назад +61

    “oh because it crumbles their moral compass every time” is bang on 😂 they hate that you say what they don’t wanna hear 😂

  • @EKk8819
    @EKk8819 11 дней назад +258

    Michael "Everyone has to Pretend like my black kids are white" Chandler

    • @MrGFloyd
      @MrGFloyd 11 дней назад +23

      Adopting them isn’t a bad thing, i think chandler is probably a rlly good guy. But Bro has to know how wild it looks lol.

    • @kodyhazard-zw4ki
      @kodyhazard-zw4ki 11 дней назад +1

      😂

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 11 дней назад +13

      @@MrGFloyd yea, and why did he specifically chose to adopt black kids? He could of adopted 2 white kids so you know, it looks more like a normal family. Chandler doesn't strike me as the type of guy to be educated on african american culture. He said he was raising them as "just children" not black children, but they ARE black..?? Just cuz he choses to ignore that doesn't mean literally everyone else will..

    • @otterno.1128
      @otterno.1128 11 дней назад +35

      @@MrGFloyd adopting children from a different race because they have no where else to go is fine, but Chandler was SPECIFICALLY looking ONLY for black children as he has openly stated in social media posts... both him and his wife are white. It is a bit strange, and people are inevitably going to joke about it. If you're going to do something like that for some weird reason you better be able to take jokes on the chin and laugh along.

    • @Jees226
      @Jees226 11 дней назад +5

      ​@@EKk8819why are you so offended?

  • @sinclair6978
    @sinclair6978 11 дней назад +132

    The Chandler's scouting black pregnant females, taking their baby, and giving them the whitest names possible creeps me TF out

    • @kazzykaioken8873
      @kazzykaioken8873 10 дней назад

      Proper weirdos, it would be like of a black man exclusively adopted little white girls like wtf

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 10 дней назад

      @@madmedic7840 Ya'll didn't have a problem when P-Diddy adopted a white kid and that turned out alright(allegedly)...

    • @Rolandeld1999
      @Rolandeld1999 10 дней назад

      Thats normal adoption lol. It's hard as hell to get a white kid. You either end up with a black kid with questionable medical history or you've gotta go international. fyi, if they gave the kids hood names it would be waaaaay more offensive

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 10 дней назад +26

      I can see it now: Mike and his wife riding around the savannah in a jeep with binoculars while wearing pith helmets and spying on the native tribes.😂

    • @Addicted2Antlers804
      @Addicted2Antlers804 10 дней назад

      Are you sure they got the children as babies and not a few years old?

  • @shaunm1983
    @shaunm1983 10 дней назад +3

    Keep using the Jon Jone response. It works every time

  • @felons32
    @felons32 11 дней назад +3

    Your Jones response is basically like the Chewbacca court defence in South Park😂 Too good.

  • @frozenlikelsa
    @frozenlikelsa 11 дней назад +61

    This is premium content.

  • @EKk8819
    @EKk8819 11 дней назад +144

    These rich athletes think they can just tell everyone what to do because they're famous and think their little worlds are perfect, and nobody probably challenges them for fear of being called racist or insensetive, good on you Guru for sticking to your guns! To us normal people that impression is hilarious, and Chandlers family is WEIRD! Period...

    • @certifiedredditgenius
      @certifiedredditgenius 11 дней назад +3

      Not another guy calling racism or insensitivity on someone... have you ever watched a Guru video? He's the opposite of that culture

    • @zoogie980
      @zoogie980 11 дней назад +8

      I like Chandler as a fighter but yeah his whole persona makes the family arrangement weird even though it really shouldn't be. Like any other dude in his situation and it wouldnt be brought up.

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 10 дней назад

      @@certifiedredditgenius who are u talkin to?

    • @jordanbeagle5779
      @jordanbeagle5779 10 дней назад +1

      UFC fighters are normal people too. They’re just good at something that happens to be on TV.

    • @jayr7480
      @jayr7480 10 дней назад +5

      He said say whatever u like leave kids out of it which is fair

  • @trilltyson7195
    @trilltyson7195 11 дней назад +37

    Guru: Joke
    Chandler: Genocide

  • @johnturnpike6251
    @johnturnpike6251 11 дней назад +2

    Man the chandler kids impersonation literally made me laugh out loud 😂 I was not expecting that to be the accent 😂😂😂

  • @snailwantsmoney
    @snailwantsmoney 10 дней назад +5

    Yeah, the reason why people don’t like the Jon Jones comeback is because it instantly wins you the argument.

  • @AaronTats
    @AaronTats 11 дней назад +157

    UFC is going Zero Dark Thirty on Guru

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 11 дней назад

      He’s gonna get zero dark thirty’d by Lyoto Machida in undisputed 3.

    • @taLLdavidproduction
      @taLLdavidproduction 11 дней назад +1

      Zero Dark Thirt and its thirty black guys playing megaman zero

    • @EstelleBrightSupremacy
      @EstelleBrightSupremacy 11 дней назад +4

      Gurusalem must be protected

    • @RandomAbbo
      @RandomAbbo 11 дней назад

      When you come for the king, you better not miss.

    • @Fightookaishii
      @Fightookaishii 10 дней назад

      Megaman Zero😂😂❤ shoutout to you man​@taLLdavidproduction

  • @lilshapiro8017
    @lilshapiro8017 11 дней назад +44

    Now’s when you push for the JRE interview.

    • @KyleKennedy-bb7fr
      @KyleKennedy-bb7fr 11 дней назад +4

      JRE mmaguru would do crazy numbers…I might even pay for that episode

    • @certifiedredditgenius
      @certifiedredditgenius 11 дней назад +2

      Strike while the "iron" is hot lol

    • @kareldw2094
      @kareldw2094 11 дней назад +1

      Joe would never do that.

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 10 дней назад +1

      Joe himself has a black daughter😅

  • @joshlife6395
    @joshlife6395 11 дней назад +1

    Keep it up Guru... We need the content you create, the world needs it. Don't stop, can't stop.

  • @EKk8819
    @EKk8819 11 дней назад +59

    9:25 I bet Chandler tried to lil bro Jon Jones like, "you remind me of my son"..

  • @alpegg75
    @alpegg75 11 дней назад +93

    Chandler probably the most unlikeable "nice guy" ever. The impression was funny (cracked me up) and not very offensive at all. Being offended for publicity is annoyingly common now.

    • @freddievool
      @freddievool 11 дней назад +7

      Bro he’s talking about his family/kids he has every right to be upset but I have to agree Nina drama dumb af

    • @theshadiest7109
      @theshadiest7109 11 дней назад

      I've hated him ever since he went preacher mode back in his Bellator days. I pointed out how God doesn't like liars and asked Mike if he had ever taken steroids.
      He went on a God loves me rant and deflected the question. Dude is a pile of shit as a human with no integrity. Also his wife is totally a dude.

    • @HcVhj-hl5bv
      @HcVhj-hl5bv 11 дней назад

      He's offended about Clown Guru making his adoption of his children about race, not about the impression 🤡

    • @mitchellhedges711
      @mitchellhedges711 11 дней назад +10

      It’s trendy to be offended & farm sympathy from complete strangers. Not to normal ppl of course, but for these “main character victim” characters, it’s a guaranteed win (delusional victory)

    • @catsnads01
      @catsnads01 11 дней назад +9

      ​@@freddievoolChandler exposed his kids to the public and made the adoption abot race himself so...

  • @luigitheboar8699
    @luigitheboar8699 11 дней назад +74

    Chandler definitely tried to motivate Jon Jones despite being 5’3 and voluntarily ending his own bloodline. See u at the top!!

  • @luisdawnfinder3188
    @luisdawnfinder3188 10 дней назад +4

    Imagine if Chandler found out about Rigo lmfao

  • @Chuck26814
    @Chuck26814 10 дней назад +4

    Yea guru don’t apologize to any of these fakes. Keep clownin em

  • @SupremeWarriorGaming
    @SupremeWarriorGaming 11 дней назад +34

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that guru was the one who broke into Anthony Smith’s house

    • @cautionmike697
      @cautionmike697 11 дней назад +2

      It was actually gurus doppelganger, Amy Kaplan.

    • @logo3992
      @logo3992 10 дней назад +1

      Is that why it took Anthony 6 hours to win the confrontation?

  • @jasonhammond871
    @jasonhammond871 11 дней назад +91

    the jokes push it sometimes where i can see why they would get pissed, but then as soon as you post a pic of them beside jones, any holy than thou argument they have is over lool

    • @PsychoKiller639
      @PsychoKiller639 11 дней назад +21

      Fr chandler should have just said he hates guru and will smack him if he feels so insulted. Taking a pretentious moral stand for humanity or whatever when you look up to and respect jones is just embarrassing. Fighters acting like a liberal college girl

    • @hogsandstews
      @hogsandstews 11 дней назад +1

      Chandler doesn’t like him cause he went after his kids. Which no matter what situation is off limits. Finding a pic of him w Jon Jones is totally irrelevant you’re allowed to be a fan of an artists work without supporting their personal life. It’s not an OP card it’s a BUT BUT BUT card.

    • @thenotorioushunter2069
      @thenotorioushunter2069 10 дней назад +7

      ​​@@hogsandstewsJones shouldn't only not be supported in his personal life, he should be CONDEMNED to say the least. You can respect an artists' work while having nothing to do with them and avoiding them.

    • @noremorse4379
      @noremorse4379 10 дней назад

      ​@@hogsandstewsso you're saying you can be a fan of Gurus jokes whatever he's like as a person.

  • @adamscruton2972
    @adamscruton2972 11 дней назад +39

    All these UFC idiots hate Guru cos he’s crashed their little club, and they hate that. Imo Guru is more entertaining than 50% of the fights they put on now.

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 10 дней назад

      Guy who didnt finish high school shouldnt fuck with the Guru

    • @dailysaga
      @dailysaga 9 дней назад +1

      Without Guru I wouldn't even be paying attention anymore tbh. And MMA was my 2nd favorite sport to watch for more than a decade

    • @cracksmoker532
      @cracksmoker532 9 дней назад

      @@dailysagaya true watch all the fights bc of gurus

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 9 дней назад

      50% is a strech. I watch it with the remote in hand.

  • @WishlockPSN
    @WishlockPSN 10 дней назад +3

    Chandler’s gonna be like Jim Carrey and me myself and Irene

  • @Based-_-
    @Based-_- 11 дней назад +34

    Chandler has no credibility until he denounces Jon Jones publicly.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 10 дней назад +18

      or adopts him...

    • @Copykingjake
      @Copykingjake 10 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂​@@The_Reality_Filter

    • @jonw3462
      @jonw3462 10 дней назад +3

      ​@@The_Reality_Filterahh shiiiiiat

    • @Based-_-
      @Based-_- 9 дней назад +1

      @@The_Reality_Filter 😂

  • @Richard_Griffiths
    @Richard_Griffiths 11 дней назад +28

    "Leave our kids alone"
    I bet that's exactly what their parents are saying about you, Mike.

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 10 дней назад +2

      There are actual videos on RUclips of black people debating Chandler's adoption tendencies I'm not even lying guys😅

  • @grantlaing3053
    @grantlaing3053 11 дней назад +33

    This isn’t a chance for a nuanced and sophisticated conversation. Jokes are jokes, the end. In a world where we grew up with South Park. We don’t need to justify ourselves to these freaks. No explanation, no justification or concession. Get over it Chandler/Nina/Ariel… Pathetic really
    Well done Guru, I laughed at the impression vid

    • @nelsoncarmona1981
      @nelsoncarmona1981 11 дней назад +4

      Yeah peoples feelings are so soft man i dont get it. It was a stupid joke but it was funny 😂 nobody is hurt because of it

    • @firstwavenegativity6379
      @firstwavenegativity6379 11 дней назад

      If it's a joke, it magically makes saying anything ok. Racist jokes about someone's children, it's just a joke bro, you're a freak if you don't like. There's never been any era where people would be ok with you saying stuff about their kids

    • @grantlaing3053
      @grantlaing3053 11 дней назад +10

      @@firstwavenegativity6379 There will be no explanation. I laughed at his jokes

    • @ytfch-ef8zf
      @ytfch-ef8zf 11 дней назад

      @@firstwavenegativity6379 It's a joke that Chandler is making a mountain out of and giving to a lot more power than it had. If Chandler wants to be so stringent with what people can or cant say, then why is he fine with being butt buddies with Jones who will beat his wife into a pulp, take steroids, and get into a hit and run with a pregnant woman before the day is over. It's not that the joke can't be seen as wrong or something, it's just not Chandler that should be delivering that message when his moral standards are just whatever his weirdass standard wants to be. Guy is a massive weirdo.

    • @firstwavenegativity6379
      @firstwavenegativity6379 11 дней назад

      ​@@grantlaing3053 There's nothing to explain, it's just funny when people act like victims for getting called out after insulting someone's children

  • @andervanburren4980
    @andervanburren4980 11 дней назад +1

    i’m so exited to see young kids that have been watching you since they were 12 , and are fans, then make it to the ufc ❤

  • @liamwright347
    @liamwright347 10 дней назад +8

    Brother Guru I lost a job recently because I was just doing my thing and the GM felt threatened by me. Reminded me much of how the MMA world treats you, haha. Keep doing your thing. (Also jokes on them I was working two jobs the whole time)

  • @jeffreyhughes9898
    @jeffreyhughes9898 11 дней назад +20

    Spit my liver out when Guru said "surprised Chandler didn't try to adopt him" about Jon Jones 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @beebob51
    @beebob51 11 дней назад +40

    Chandler is known to be a bit dramatic. He will make a great nanny for his husband-wife.

  • @DanielSan21
    @DanielSan21 11 дней назад +27

    Absolutely hilarious Chandler impression. Don't let anyone tell you different. Hasn't anyone seen Me, Myself and Irene?

  • @konahirik
    @konahirik 10 дней назад +1

    Mma guru is the realest I can’t lie. Only literal RUclipsr I watch everyday and look for videos and updates consistently

  • @SpikeJonesTheCr0oked
    @SpikeJonesTheCr0oked 11 дней назад +3

    You aren't the one who brought them kids to the internet, he is.

  • @Stillcellar
    @Stillcellar 11 дней назад +54

    I can't get over how sensitive people are in MMA, a literal sport of fighting.

    • @eldgepollard5906
      @eldgepollard5906 10 дней назад +6

      They are human beings. Any human being gets upset when their family is mocked. It’s like you guys can’t comprehend basic empathy.

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 10 дней назад +8

      @@eldgepollard5906Chandler was mocked, not really his family. Additionally you’ve got to have thick skin when you’re in the public eye, corny, and in the FIGHT GAME.

    • @Vincent_Boogaloo
      @Vincent_Boogaloo 10 дней назад +3

      The irony is immeasurable 😆🤣💀

    • @eldgepollard5906
      @eldgepollard5906 10 дней назад +1

      @@arcanum3882 Just because having thick skin would benefit him as a person in the public eye doesnt mean that he has to be immune to every statement, its a normal human reaction becoming an athlete doesnt mean that every emotion just goes away. Its still completely understandable that he'd get annoyed at certain comments even if he's prepared to face backlash from fans. And he absolutely mocked his kids😂😂

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 10 дней назад +3

      @@eldgepollard5906 having thick skin doesn’t mean you never get annoyed, it means you don’t go whine about it on twitter

  • @some_g333
    @some_g333 11 дней назад +40

    Chandler saying mma guru shouldn't have been born over a joke and yet guru is the bad guy?

  • @LazyCCP
    @LazyCCP 11 дней назад +92

    26 minute video instead of 40?

    • @MetalSolidCrisis
      @MetalSolidCrisis 11 дней назад +9

      Ariel's comment got to him lmao

    • @kreigier5358
      @kreigier5358 11 дней назад +2

      Only because Ariel made fun of him for milking videos and now all of a sudden Ariel finally mentioning him isn’t whole video worthy despite begging for years

  • @jimb5837
    @jimb5837 10 дней назад +1

    Keep being unapologetically you. You are uniquely awesome and I always appreciate the great content.

  • @docrivers854
    @docrivers854 10 дней назад +2

    It’s honestly crazy how mainstream guru has become in the mma scene

  • @NutsoSnake
    @NutsoSnake 11 дней назад +39

    I'm dead 😂 " surprised you didn't try adopt him " 07:37

  • @7yler01
    @7yler01 11 дней назад +43

    2:35 “I’ve given my opinion on Chandler’s adoption, it gives me GET OUT vibes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 11 дней назад +31

    Chandler bout to get the Nina Drama treatment.

  • @marckenny3131
    @marckenny3131 10 дней назад +3

    Chandler referring to the Guru, as a immoral person while being friends with Jon Jones is the pot calling the kettle black

  • @producedbyscarecrow
    @producedbyscarecrow 10 дней назад +2

    Lmfao not gonna lie this imitation was funny as shit. I loved the whole vid but a few of them were perfect. Chandler was one of the funniest ones!

  • @GrandpaDon69
    @GrandpaDon69 11 дней назад +15

    Just remember dude. EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE AT THE UFC HEADQUARTERS

  • @LorenzoPredicts
    @LorenzoPredicts 11 дней назад +30

    The Jones pic is like hitting them with Avada Kedavra

  • @mezarod8749
    @mezarod8749 11 дней назад +31

    I could stop laughing when someone in the stream chat told Guru to do an Impression of chandler realizing his Bloodline Ended with Him. Too FUNNY, NEVER CHANGE MY PIGGA. WHEELCHAIR MAFIA FOR LIFE ♿️ 👩‍🦼 👩‍🦽 🦼 🦽 ♿️

  • @Cleatus546
    @Cleatus546 10 дней назад +1

    "Let's not bring race into it".
    LMFAO. Stop it your killing me.🎉😂😂😂