Michael Chandler TRASHES ME? Ariel Helwani FINALLY Acknowledges Me? I Made A Joke Get Over It?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @the-mma-guru
    @the-mma-guru  2 месяца назад +1530

    I honestly don't care what fighters or twitter or media members or even potential future sponsors think about my content I'll keep doing what I find funny and okay to do because it seems like I've built an audience with you guys who find the same things funny and okay to do.
    Thanks for the content Chandler, don't bully anyone for this guys, just let me make my jokes. People are gonna get some feeling hurt at times I guess.

    • @jasontaylor7384
      @jasontaylor7384 2 месяца назад +35

      The Guru Strikes back

    • @MMAVoodoo
      @MMAVoodoo 2 месяца назад +69

      Don't ever take sponsors, man. They're golden handcuffs. They will control what you say and find funny and what we find funny. The English banter is a dying art in these soft times, and that's why people listen.

    • @owenschmowen5313
      @owenschmowen5313 2 месяца назад +3

      It's alright mate I'll let you off

    • @ggez5725
      @ggez5725 2 месяца назад +3

      Chandler greeting someone - “Hello”
      Chandler greeting his kids “Sup lil nigga”

    • @GenieMMA
      @GenieMMA 2 месяца назад +7

      it’s ok piggy #shedgang

  • @xtackett3728
    @xtackett3728 2 месяца назад +3620

    Michael chandler only called you out to give you content as motivation, he’ll see you at the top guru

    • @nubedensa
      @nubedensa 2 месяца назад +52

      Lol brilliant 😂

    • @RoundOfApplauseChannel
      @RoundOfApplauseChannel 2 месяца назад +61

      GOD BLESS!! I'll see you at the TOP

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 месяца назад +6

      💯💯

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 2 месяца назад +5

      @@xtackett3728 He needs to give him motivation to upload the undisputed 3 career mode.

    • @sachinbartholomeusz4006
      @sachinbartholomeusz4006 2 месяца назад +8

      Subscribing to comments now 💯

  • @tdogsports2950
    @tdogsports2950 2 месяца назад +1941

    Honestly, I'd wish guru had never dispelled the wheelchair allegations. The amount of gaslighting we could have committed would have been hilarious.

    • @Legalnamejeff
      @Legalnamejeff 2 месяца назад +53

      Bring it back then

    • @olliedeaney8740
      @olliedeaney8740 2 месяца назад

      @@Legalnamejeffyou do it

    • @TheRuneCollector
      @TheRuneCollector 2 месяца назад +44

      @@Legalnamejeffit’s too late

    • @adriane7841
      @adriane7841 2 месяца назад +92

      I believe he still identifies as needing a wheelchair

    • @cappy2282
      @cappy2282 2 месяца назад +108

      Lol I know the "Guru in a wheelchair" didn't even get close to its full potential

  • @HipHopAn0n
    @HipHopAn0n 2 месяца назад +1394

    "I may not be African but you're no brother of mine, son!"
    -Drunk Michael Chandler yelling at his adopted kid

    • @SKBari.
      @SKBari. 2 месяца назад +30

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider 2 месяца назад +3

      💀

    • @mrnonpoints7271
      @mrnonpoints7271 2 месяца назад +5

      Lmao

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 2 месяца назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jc-kj2on
      @jc-kj2on 2 месяца назад +35

      Imagine what liberals will say about Chandler in 20 yrs , in school they will call him mastah Chandler

  • @ElTangPo
    @ElTangPo 2 месяца назад +132

    My favorite joke was when you said McGregor comes in black face and starts yelling at Chandler to adopt him. "ADOPT ME!"

  • @yp_biggie
    @yp_biggie 2 месяца назад +95

    As Colby would say, this is the Ultimate Feelings Championship

    • @440-fishermandrock8
      @440-fishermandrock8 2 месяца назад +3

      0 and 3 less finishes than Belal 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@440-fishermandrock8Colby is a tiny Welterweight that refuses to cut to Lightweight, in a division of weight bullies who are all juicing while he's natural.

    • @Skyx5m50
      @Skyx5m50 2 месяца назад

      @@zombievikinggaming4258Belal is the same size as Colby he just has good definition. It’s not like he’s some tall jacked walterweight. He’s 5’9 because of his big head.

  • @elchingon6020
    @elchingon6020 2 месяца назад +1729

    STAND YA BASE

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 2 месяца назад +63

      Lolololol shit has me in stitches

    • @NoSyrupLeft
      @NoSyrupLeft 2 месяца назад +58

      THA SPASE IS YOUR SPASE YAH GURU

    • @mitchellhedges711
      @mitchellhedges711 2 месяца назад

      Stand ya bloody base ya wee Gooch of a ting. Rip tha boody and find the chin. Left. Cross. Uppacut

    • @Showerofjyzz
      @Showerofjyzz 2 месяца назад +24

      MATE!!!

    • @SoyDuckHot
      @SoyDuckHot 2 месяца назад

      STAND YA BASE MATE

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 2 месяца назад +1037

    To every UFC fighter and journalist, never poke the piggy.

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 2 месяца назад +27

      Yeah only his comment section can do that. Give us undisputed 3 tubby chubs.

    • @elchingon6020
      @elchingon6020 2 месяца назад +50

      STAND YA BASE

    • @FigNasty208
      @FigNasty208 2 месяца назад +7

      @@elchingon6020😂😂😂 that fucking got me

    • @balkanboi06
      @balkanboi06 2 месяца назад +4

      Don’t tip the cow yo

    • @antman2960
      @antman2960 2 месяца назад +1

      Schmitty made the impression of Michael Chandler’s kids massive

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 2 месяца назад +917

    The "did they hang out with Jon Jones" approach is undefeated.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад +192

      Yup. If you legit shake that man's hand, call him a legend, and take a picture with him, you forfeit the right to ever judge anyone else's morality.

    • @Uncle_dizzle
      @Uncle_dizzle 2 месяца назад +191

      its like the "diddy" photo of the mma world

    • @RandomAbbo
      @RandomAbbo 2 месяца назад +37

      People forget man

    • @petourivsbranch5611
      @petourivsbranch5611 2 месяца назад +10

      @@ifgwelf selective outrage. Why hasn’t he confronted DJ or DDP for the pictures they’ve taken with jones

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider 2 месяца назад +11

      Tbf they could just see him and ask for a picture cuz he’s a legend in the ufc. If they hang out with him or say he’s a great person that’s a different story tho

  • @kobusdutoit66
    @kobusdutoit66 2 месяца назад +28

    "let's not bring race into it" 😂😂😂 I'm in stitches mate! Brilliant!!

  • @penanceixx447
    @penanceixx447 2 месяца назад +124

    The Chandler impersonations have been the hardest I've laughed in years. The world is in dire need of comedy. Comedy is derived from humility which brings people together, hypersensitivity which is derived from pride divides. Don't let these celebrities gaslight you, the same lack of self-awareness they have to laugh at themselves disqualifies them from telling you how to conduct yourself. They want you to be more like them, we follow you because you're not. God bless, and thanks for the laughs.

    • @rimerzje9928
      @rimerzje9928 2 месяца назад +4

      You couldn't have said that better my guy 👏

    • @Philip-dy3ww
      @Philip-dy3ww 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂 I really laughed at it , while I was on train and headphones.

    • @spyrothedragon091
      @spyrothedragon091 2 месяца назад +2

      Absolute facts, people lack the humility to laugh at themselves now adays

    • @Grassfedrumproast
      @Grassfedrumproast 2 месяца назад

      Based top tier comment

    • @crawler9065
      @crawler9065 2 месяца назад

      That's right.

  • @JKennedy0204
    @JKennedy0204 2 месяца назад +877

    “Ooh seems I struck a nerve there” - Guru Du Plessis

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 месяца назад +114

      "I may not be African but you're no brother of mine, son!"
      -Drunk Michael Chandler yelling at his adopted kid

    • @JKennedy0204
      @JKennedy0204 2 месяца назад +7

      @@HipHopAn0nLMAO

    • @__M738
      @__M738 2 месяца назад +2

      @@HipHopAn0n😂😂😂

    • @cosmo3665
      @cosmo3665 2 месяца назад +4

      Diddy P

    • @elchingon6020
      @elchingon6020 2 месяца назад

      @@JKennedy0204 😂😂😂😂

  • @DeadSpaceMMA
    @DeadSpaceMMA 2 месяца назад +1890

    Its actually unbelievable that these ufc elites are using bullying tactics on a bloke who cant even stand up let alone see his own PP...
    Absolutely disgusting

    • @__________o____________
      @__________o____________ 2 месяца назад

      Fr where is the diversity such bigots it’s time to cancel ufc and their phobes

    • @seanc7990
      @seanc7990 2 месяца назад +133

      if they knew guru suffered from erectile dysfunction, muscle atrophy in his legs, PTSD from the beating that crew of dagestanis gave him with a cricketbat, then they'd be ashamed of their harsh words

    • @simonsnutrition
      @simonsnutrition 2 месяца назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @Randomyoutubecommenter
      @Randomyoutubecommenter 2 месяца назад

      ​@@seanc7990fr?

    • @noahmarietta7346
      @noahmarietta7346 2 месяца назад +31

      Jew on Jew violence

  • @hvalenti
    @hvalenti 2 месяца назад +213

    Despite all the comedians surrounding mma, Guru is the only one making actual mma jokes.

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus 2 месяца назад

      Nina is like the angry evil Witch trying to figure any way to take Guru down. She paid Chandler to try, but again they're sat watching this video with gritted teeth again

    • @Cam-jx4drgh
      @Cam-jx4drgh 2 месяца назад +16

      And the only one who's funny.

    • @Matthew-rc1xt
      @Matthew-rc1xt 2 месяца назад +16

      The rest like Ninadrama make cringe skits only

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Cam-jx4drgh Here here

  • @thomascoleman1599
    @thomascoleman1599 2 месяца назад +40

    This Guru guy has REALLY grown on me. I curiously checked in after seeing so much hate on twitter. I’m a fan now. Keep it up Guru I love your hustle.

    • @440-fishermandrock8
      @440-fishermandrock8 2 месяца назад +1

      I absolutely hate this man, and hope something happens to his family and he comes on here crying next time about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      that would be hilarious

    • @Trenchwarsoldier-x5v
      @Trenchwarsoldier-x5v 2 месяца назад +2

      The UK South Africans and Australians are very dark with humour… especially the Irish 😂

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 Месяц назад

      @@Trenchwarsoldier-x5v you spelt inbred wrong

  • @kingsimba1605
    @kingsimba1605 2 месяца назад +25

    That was hilarious. Guru you're so right dude these "high society" fighters display such hypocrisy and PLEASE KEEP CALLING THEM OUT

  • @Jacobarbogast
    @Jacobarbogast 2 месяца назад +630

    This is the correct tactic. Never apologize.

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 2 месяца назад +42

      based guru

    • @noahmarietta7346
      @noahmarietta7346 2 месяца назад

      ​@@dyyylllaannnnever apologize, the Jewis..... I mean shark people smell the blood in the water

    • @RandomAbbo
      @RandomAbbo 2 месяца назад +81

      STAND YA BASE

    • @Ethiscold
      @Ethiscold 2 месяца назад

      @@RandomAbboYE

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider 2 месяца назад +25

      Facts even if you’re in the wrong don’t give in. If you show weakness they just go harder

  • @Tbro2303
    @Tbro2303 2 месяца назад +242

    Every single time someone fucks with guru, they have a picture with jon jones 😭

    • @ridehaven
      @ridehaven 2 месяца назад +23

      Because majority of them are pathetic hypocrites that believe they’re holier than thou. It’s what happens when you’re surrounded by fake people or yes men, and you live in an echo chamber with other like minded clout chasing people. I try not to idolize any of these people for that exact reason

    • @daveh9080
      @daveh9080 2 месяца назад

      @@ridehaven yet here you are suckin off a RUclips creator because he does funny voices…

    • @Mrignorantperson
      @Mrignorantperson 2 месяца назад +2

      0 moral compass for the NPCs and the NPCs watching dont call it out. thats why we love GURU

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 2 месяца назад +1

      it's a humiliation ritual UFC makes everyone do now... If you want to be at the top, gonna have to take a pic with Jones at some point.. Chandler said "I'll see you at the top" click!

    • @Vincent_Boogaloo
      @Vincent_Boogaloo 2 месяца назад +1

      Fuckin priceless 🤣😆💀

  • @TreyParker318
    @TreyParker318 2 месяца назад +450

    If a comedian said that same joke and Chandler was in the audience, he would laugh.

    • @deanbuchan3244
      @deanbuchan3244 2 месяца назад +39

      100 percent

    • @KingWayne714
      @KingWayne714 2 месяца назад +1

      word

    • @chadreilly
      @chadreilly 2 месяца назад +3

      Not Will Smith

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp 2 месяца назад +14

      I mean chandler has a right to not like this guy it isn’t just one comment 😂 he literally made a full vid about his entire family dynamic n tried to twist into something bad. Chandler is the man

    • @BBeowulf
      @BBeowulf 2 месяца назад +27

      @@Shrnirpledorpit is something bad. He even talked about doing it as some sort of social experiment. Creepy, so is the wife.

  • @Chestroc
    @Chestroc 2 месяца назад +79

    Never change Guru. You’re the best thing that has happened to the UFC in years.

    • @yump6429
      @yump6429 2 месяца назад +2

      Only thing I've held onto since Tony's losing streak begun

    • @seancathari
      @seancathari 2 месяца назад

      Dont start jerking him off now

    • @endrykperez412
      @endrykperez412 2 месяца назад +1

      This gotta be the dumbest take I've ever seen

    • @gagearmijo4150
      @gagearmijo4150 2 месяца назад

      Explain. He saved mma content/media. You must be very dull. ​@endrykperez412

  • @nicos1676
    @nicos1676 2 месяца назад +13

    Man please never apologize to anyone, you're the man!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Hypah
    @Hypah 2 месяца назад +535

    Chandler def not invited to Guru’s cookout this summer

    • @Internet-Dumpster
      @Internet-Dumpster 2 месяца назад +24

      I wouldn’t envy those who have to go to the cookout to listen to a 2-hour monologue about not giving up, followed by another 2-hour toast thanking God for their perfect life.

    • @balkanboi06
      @balkanboi06 2 месяца назад +4

      Anderson Silva and Chael r tho

    • @3timeconor
      @3timeconor 2 месяца назад

      And vise Vera

    • @Riverajr95
      @Riverajr95 2 месяца назад

      Hell no 😂😂

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 2 месяца назад +8

      Arielites, if you’re reading this, Guru’s cookouts are always kosher.

  • @josephsage3524
    @josephsage3524 2 месяца назад +483

    Don't worry, if Chandler seriously calls you out, you can train for like two years, and then just pull out.. .. pull a McGregor on him lol😅

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 2 месяца назад +36

      Chandler waiting at the top...
      All alone again 😣

    • @jordanlabre
      @jordanlabre 2 месяца назад +5

      Broooooooooo😅😅😅😅😅

    • @tylerwhite4557
      @tylerwhite4557 2 месяца назад +7

      @@yumjoystyle2idk Dustin said he’s been to the top a few times and never seen Chandler there

    • @realMaverickBuckley
      @realMaverickBuckley 2 месяца назад +4

      McGregor pull out game is *strong*

    • @Ihavenolimitations
      @Ihavenolimitations 2 месяца назад

      @@realMaverickBuckleyConor has pulled out once in his career the man has 4 kids

  • @kgb9440
    @kgb9440 2 месяца назад +159

    STAND YA BASE GURU THE SPACE IS YOUR SPACE YEH

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 2 месяца назад +17

    It really does tear down their moral high ground to point out a fighter being friendly with Jon. Piggy says offensive things but jon has done reprehensible and immoral actions for years

    • @alexdiaz3311
      @alexdiaz3311 2 месяца назад +1

      Exactly

    • @JamesReeves-ue6ii
      @JamesReeves-ue6ii 2 месяца назад

      Exactly as said in this video

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 2 месяца назад +1

      @@JamesReeves-ue6ii I wrote this before I got to that part lol

  • @revendranaidoo4305
    @revendranaidoo4305 2 месяца назад +5

    They can never make me hate Guru . What his been doing for mma is much needed

  • @ojmusic777
    @ojmusic777 2 месяца назад +62

    “oh because it crumbles their moral compass every time” is bang on 😂 they hate that you say what they don’t wanna hear 😂

  • @lancet878
    @lancet878 2 месяца назад +128

    Guru the most famous MMA personality

    • @KyleKennedy-bb7fr
      @KyleKennedy-bb7fr 2 месяца назад +8

      Even more than Joe Rogan at this point

    • @user-ki4xw2rb8q
      @user-ki4xw2rb8q 2 месяца назад

      ​@@KyleKennedy-bb7fr Not among the common fans

  • @tylenolsaurus
    @tylenolsaurus 2 месяца назад +394

    All those impressions really got to Chandler didn't they🤣

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 2 месяца назад +13

      I’ll tell you what gets to me. The nerve of piggy to avoid his fan bases persistent requests for an undisputed 3 career mode play through.

    • @VulgarBeyondSteel
      @VulgarBeyondSteel 2 месяца назад

      ​@@azure4277undisputed 3 sucks

    • @AlexKeithBrownlow
      @AlexKeithBrownlow 2 месяца назад +26

      ​@@azure4277 bro you've been spamming the same nonsense for days. Wtf is wrong with you

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 2 месяца назад

      dude is completely lost in delusion. We don't have to do ANYTHIN he says we're not your friends bro. Are we tryin to pretend like he doesnt have black kids for NO reason..??? He wanted specific black children to adopt with him and his white wife who aren't in touch with anything in the African american community or culture.. its WEIRD! It makes 0 sense as adults who are white but want black kids, to normal people it's WEIRD!!

    • @crossovo
      @crossovo 2 месяца назад +2

      It was a really bad joke tbh, i see why anyone would not like it

  • @garretharlow575
    @garretharlow575 2 месяца назад +6

    These fighters have gone unchecked for too long. Theyre trying to discredit the realest, smartest, and most articulate member of the mma community because they are scared. You’re the goat guru. You say what needs to be said and it scares them so badly.

  • @judethompson2071
    @judethompson2071 2 месяца назад +8

    The fact that chandler stalked his wife for that many years and they have adopted kids tells me she wants no part of his genetics in her children

  • @bobbymudda
    @bobbymudda 2 месяца назад +130

    Basically... if you've ever taken a photo with Jon Jones, don't even bother going at the Guru. Instant L 😅

  • @bbmma838
    @bbmma838 2 месяца назад +140

    Chandler trying to maintain that Christian persona while telling Guru the world would be better off without him is peak comedy.

    • @balmorrablue3130
      @balmorrablue3130 2 месяца назад

      Gotta maintain that Christian morals while supporting domestic abusers

  • @danielbanuelos8391
    @danielbanuelos8391 2 месяца назад +107

    It's like they're frustrated that they can't criticize certain people because it wouldn't help they're career and when there's someone who they can criticize they just let out all their frustrations on you because they can.

    • @speedzonefilms
      @speedzonefilms 2 месяца назад +15

      The strawpiggy!!! He’s burning for our sins

    • @Cp_9900
      @Cp_9900 2 месяца назад +12

      So true, basically an easy scapegoat

    • @Weash004
      @Weash004 2 месяца назад +4

      Yep, typical

    • @BillyTheKidder
      @BillyTheKidder 2 месяца назад +3

      Typical scapegoating.. Almost always a sign your moral compass is broken.

    • @Asskicker3002
      @Asskicker3002 2 месяца назад

      ​@@BillyTheKidderScapepigging

  • @wesleypusey2673
    @wesleypusey2673 2 месяца назад +4

    When guru was watching back his impression you can see the pride in his eyes 😂

  • @konahirik
    @konahirik 2 месяца назад +2

    Mma guru is the realest I can’t lie. Only literal RUclipsr I watch everyday and look for videos and updates consistently

  • @GenieMMA
    @GenieMMA 2 месяца назад +241

    Michael “Blackson” Chandler

  • @HarryPothead2024
    @HarryPothead2024 2 месяца назад +130

    Hood classic I'm feeling it

  • @DerVaterMeinerKinder
    @DerVaterMeinerKinder 2 месяца назад +3

    Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time, you’re hilarious!

  • @wymanrtaylor
    @wymanrtaylor 2 месяца назад +17

    The Chandler Family jokes have literally made me laugh to the point of my stomach hurting

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 2 месяца назад +3

      I like the community involvement. I even dropped a few zingers myself that the guys seemed to appreciate.

  • @LilLou97
    @LilLou97 2 месяца назад +182

    Funny how that UFC media member Amy Kaplan somehow made chandlers issue HER ISSUE. The victimhood act is quite pathetic from that woman

    • @Malygosblues
      @Malygosblues 2 месяца назад +50

      Would it be fair to say that she's making a crying out sound as she goes in for her own attack in a way?

    • @mrpk646
      @mrpk646 2 месяца назад +34

      ​@@Malygosblues👃🏻 energy 😂

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад

      She's a woman. Were you expecting different?

    • @ThayneJiutsu
      @ThayneJiutsu 2 месяца назад

      Shesa pig

    • @bloxxor420
      @bloxxor420 2 месяца назад +25

      It’s a Reddit brained millennial thing “omg yes true but read MY story in 3 paragraphs tho”

  • @maximumrelaxation4770
    @maximumrelaxation4770 2 месяца назад +88

    "Surprised you didnt try to adopt him" OMG I pissed my pants laughing

  • @strangerforthebetter
    @strangerforthebetter 2 месяца назад +90

    NEVER CHANGE GURU😭😭

  • @SB-gy2vx
    @SB-gy2vx 2 месяца назад +2

    Dude do not change ffs, keep going! Comedy+MMA is a great combo, you really make me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @joshlife6395
    @joshlife6395 2 месяца назад +1

    Keep it up Guru... We need the content you create, the world needs it. Don't stop, can't stop.

  • @frozenlikelsa
    @frozenlikelsa 2 месяца назад +61

    This is premium content.

  • @BurnerBall
    @BurnerBall 2 месяца назад +53

    “It’s all good” is the MMA Guru version of “we’ll find out on Saturday night”

    • @bobbob-dg1kt
      @bobbob-dg1kt 2 месяца назад +6

      You're right. It always comes with a cheeky side smile, that hints at impending embarrassment.

  • @buckbreaker5185
    @buckbreaker5185 2 месяца назад +64

    *basketball hits the back of Chandlers head*

    • @JFive1776
      @JFive1776 2 месяца назад +1

      Lmaooo 😂😂😂

    • @FakuaBlock
      @FakuaBlock 2 месяца назад +1

      Gonna have to break dem bucks in I say boy.

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 2 месяца назад +11

    I know for a fact some non guru fans had to have watched the impression vid on Twitter and laughed out loud 😂

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 2 месяца назад

      I wonder how many melanated children were adopted as a result of their penance...🤔

  • @salmonchurro
    @salmonchurro 2 месяца назад +169

    Guru is chill af anybody hating probably hasn't watched a whole video

    • @ibbio3628
      @ibbio3628 2 месяца назад +13

      Yeah let me just make fun of your kids

    • @mrpk646
      @mrpk646 2 месяца назад

      How did he make fun of them lmao. He impersonated them being bored of chandlers speeches. ​@@ibbio3628

    • @buckbreaker5185
      @buckbreaker5185 2 месяца назад +38

      ​@@ibbio3628 don't make your kids well known and complain when people crack jokes

    • @taker201
      @taker201 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@buckbreaker5185yeah chandler should like hide is children of guru's sight 😂

    • @thenedsmmachannel8970
      @thenedsmmachannel8970 2 месяца назад +22

      ​@taker201 I mean he holds them up like simba in the octagon and posts videos of him praying that his "son" has a brother with the same skin complexion as him... lmao

  • @BertleMcGertle
    @BertleMcGertle 2 месяца назад +56

    Saying you're not a great person is what makes you more honest than messiah complex Chandler.

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 2 месяца назад +1

      Guru is the Messiah, i should know ive followed a few.

  • @trilltyson7195
    @trilltyson7195 2 месяца назад +38

    Guru: Joke
    Chandler: Genocide

  • @jimb5837
    @jimb5837 2 месяца назад +1

    Keep being unapologetically you. You are uniquely awesome and I always appreciate the great content.

  • @wagonet
    @wagonet 2 месяца назад +1

    guru the ufc subreddit cookin ya, love the content. the impression video was insanity.

  • @EKk8819
    @EKk8819 2 месяца назад +259

    Michael "Everyone has to Pretend like my black kids are white" Chandler

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider 2 месяца назад +23

      Adopting them isn’t a bad thing, i think chandler is probably a rlly good guy. But Bro has to know how wild it looks lol.

    • @kodyhazard-zw4ki
      @kodyhazard-zw4ki 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 2 месяца назад +13

      @@TheBeigeRaider yea, and why did he specifically chose to adopt black kids? He could of adopted 2 white kids so you know, it looks more like a normal family. Chandler doesn't strike me as the type of guy to be educated on african american culture. He said he was raising them as "just children" not black children, but they ARE black..?? Just cuz he choses to ignore that doesn't mean literally everyone else will..

    • @otterno.1128
      @otterno.1128 2 месяца назад +35

      @@TheBeigeRaider adopting children from a different race because they have no where else to go is fine, but Chandler was SPECIFICALLY looking ONLY for black children as he has openly stated in social media posts... both him and his wife are white. It is a bit strange, and people are inevitably going to joke about it. If you're going to do something like that for some weird reason you better be able to take jokes on the chin and laugh along.

    • @Jees226
      @Jees226 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@EKk8819why are you so offended?

  • @jasonhammond871
    @jasonhammond871 2 месяца назад +91

    the jokes push it sometimes where i can see why they would get pissed, but then as soon as you post a pic of them beside jones, any holy than thou argument they have is over lool

    • @PsychoKiller639
      @PsychoKiller639 2 месяца назад +21

      Fr chandler should have just said he hates guru and will smack him if he feels so insulted. Taking a pretentious moral stand for humanity or whatever when you look up to and respect jones is just embarrassing. Fighters acting like a liberal college girl

    • @hogsandstews
      @hogsandstews 2 месяца назад +1

      Chandler doesn’t like him cause he went after his kids. Which no matter what situation is off limits. Finding a pic of him w Jon Jones is totally irrelevant you’re allowed to be a fan of an artists work without supporting their personal life. It’s not an OP card it’s a BUT BUT BUT card.

    • @thenotorioushunter2069
      @thenotorioushunter2069 2 месяца назад +7

      ​​@@hogsandstewsJones shouldn't only not be supported in his personal life, he should be CONDEMNED to say the least. You can respect an artists' work while having nothing to do with them and avoiding them.

    • @noremorse4379
      @noremorse4379 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hogsandstewsso you're saying you can be a fan of Gurus jokes whatever he's like as a person.

  • @EKk8819
    @EKk8819 2 месяца назад +143

    These rich athletes think they can just tell everyone what to do because they're famous and think their little worlds are perfect, and nobody probably challenges them for fear of being called racist or insensetive, good on you Guru for sticking to your guns! To us normal people that impression is hilarious, and Chandlers family is WEIRD! Period...

    • @certifiedredditgenius
      @certifiedredditgenius 2 месяца назад +3

      Not another guy calling racism or insensitivity on someone... have you ever watched a Guru video? He's the opposite of that culture

    • @zoogie980
      @zoogie980 2 месяца назад +8

      I like Chandler as a fighter but yeah his whole persona makes the family arrangement weird even though it really shouldn't be. Like any other dude in his situation and it wouldnt be brought up.

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 2 месяца назад

      @@certifiedredditgenius who are u talkin to?

    • @jordanbeagle5779
      @jordanbeagle5779 2 месяца назад +1

      UFC fighters are normal people too. They’re just good at something that happens to be on TV.

    • @jayr7480
      @jayr7480 2 месяца назад +6

      He said say whatever u like leave kids out of it which is fair

  • @jotv7224
    @jotv7224 2 месяца назад +1

    they will get jokes like this in school growing up for sure. its a good teaching moment for mike. its really nothing negative.

    • @jotv7224
      @jotv7224 2 месяца назад +1

      the whole thing in the ufc where words said have such impact needs to end. it makes these guys look like absolute idiot children. ohhh no someone said bad about my family or religion. wahh wahh wahh. what warrior gets upset at some words. its not like they are casting demonic spells on you. its words. its meaningless. its said to get you to react. so to do anything but nothing makes you look like an idiot who got baited. either talk trash back and play the entertainment game or say nothing.

    • @eldgepollard5906
      @eldgepollard5906 2 месяца назад

      @@jotv7224 these people are not mythological warriors they are human beings. Its like you guys put them on this pedestal they are the same as everyone else they just get paid to get punched in the face for a living. That doesnt change that they, like most people that you meet in real life, get upset by words.

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jotv7224They really don't recognize the irony of going out of their way to tell Guru how unimportant he is or the hypocrisy of harboring strong negative feelings toward him for words while excusing the actual physically harmful behavior of fighters. They say worse about him than he ever does about anyone (except maybe Merab 😂) and wish actual harm on him. They are total clowns.

  • @shaunm1983
    @shaunm1983 2 месяца назад +4

    Keep using the Jon Jone response. It works every time

  • @cyclonus01
    @cyclonus01 2 месяца назад +107

    The irony is Chandler's kids will see this video in 5-8 years and probably find it hilarious.🤣😂

    • @itchyballsack6627
      @itchyballsack6627 2 месяца назад

      How are they going to watch Guru from the hole in the penitentiary?...🤣🤣🤣

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 2 месяца назад

      They're allowed to watch RUclips videos in prison now? Why didn't anyone tell me?😮

    • @herohunter5961
      @herohunter5961 2 месяца назад

      ​@@thefranken-thing Yo that's too racist yo

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 2 месяца назад +108

    Chandler is the goober that sat out 2 years in his late 30s waiting for a alcoholic conor 😂😂😂 he's not too bright

    • @jdocean1
      @jdocean1 2 месяца назад

      Conor out there partying, snorting coke and jerking Chandlers chain has become more entertaining than the actual fight would be 😂.

    • @BigBass-xf5yi
      @BigBass-xf5yi 2 месяца назад +8

      He isnt too bright in the cage either

    • @TTuxadee
      @TTuxadee 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@BigBass-xf5yi*Camera cuts to Chandler going for a takedown whenever he hurts someone on the feet

    • @Cleatus546
      @Cleatus546 2 месяца назад

      @drunkenmmamaster419
      Hey, why you coming after the brother?
      Huh? What? Oh. Nevermind.

  • @lilshapiro8017
    @lilshapiro8017 2 месяца назад +45

    Now’s when you push for the JRE interview.

    • @KyleKennedy-bb7fr
      @KyleKennedy-bb7fr 2 месяца назад +4

      JRE mmaguru would do crazy numbers…I might even pay for that episode

    • @certifiedredditgenius
      @certifiedredditgenius 2 месяца назад +2

      Strike while the "iron" is hot lol

    • @kareldw2094
      @kareldw2094 2 месяца назад +1

      Joe would never do that.

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 2 месяца назад +1

      Joe himself has a black daughter😅

  • @docrivers854
    @docrivers854 2 месяца назад +2

    It’s honestly crazy how mainstream guru has become in the mma scene

  • @CBDeliveryy
    @CBDeliveryy Месяц назад

    Your US accents are fkn HILARIOUS and on point brother!!!! Shout out MMA GURU from Chicago IL -CB Delivery

  • @DanielSan21
    @DanielSan21 2 месяца назад +27

    Absolutely hilarious Chandler impression. Don't let anyone tell you different. Hasn't anyone seen Me, Myself and Irene?

  • @luigitheboar8699
    @luigitheboar8699 2 месяца назад +73

    Chandler definitely tried to motivate Jon Jones despite being 5’3 and voluntarily ending his own bloodline. See u at the top!!

  • @LgnSknks541
    @LgnSknks541 2 месяца назад

    I've seen Guru from the peripheral for a while, and always enjoyed when he's popped up on my feed. But I finally came over to check the channel weeks ago, and since then I've been coming back to binge every other day. 😆
    Keep doing the Lord's work Guru. 🤙🏻🤙🏻

  • @JasonYount-hn2bc
    @JasonYount-hn2bc 2 месяца назад +1

    Guru you rock and the impression video was dope

  • @AaronTats
    @AaronTats 2 месяца назад +157

    UFC is going Zero Dark Thirty on Guru

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 2 месяца назад

      He’s gonna get zero dark thirty’d by Lyoto Machida in undisputed 3.

    • @taLLdavid33
      @taLLdavid33 2 месяца назад +1

      Zero Dark Thirt and its thirty black guys playing megaman zero

    • @EstelleBrightSupremacy
      @EstelleBrightSupremacy 2 месяца назад +4

      Gurusalem must be protected

    • @RandomAbbo
      @RandomAbbo 2 месяца назад

      When you come for the king, you better not miss.

    • @Fightookaishii
      @Fightookaishii 2 месяца назад

      Megaman Zero😂😂❤ shoutout to you man​@taLLdavidproduction

  • @sinclair6978
    @sinclair6978 2 месяца назад +131

    The Chandler's scouting black pregnant females, taking their baby, and giving them the whitest names possible creeps me TF out

    • @kazzykaioken8873
      @kazzykaioken8873 2 месяца назад

      Proper weirdos, it would be like of a black man exclusively adopted little white girls like wtf

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 2 месяца назад

      @@madmedic7840 Ya'll didn't have a problem when P-Diddy adopted a white kid and that turned out alright(allegedly)...

    • @Rolandeld1999
      @Rolandeld1999 2 месяца назад

      Thats normal adoption lol. It's hard as hell to get a white kid. You either end up with a black kid with questionable medical history or you've gotta go international. fyi, if they gave the kids hood names it would be waaaaay more offensive

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 2 месяца назад +26

      I can see it now: Mike and his wife riding around the savannah in a jeep with binoculars while wearing pith helmets and spying on the native tribes.😂

    • @Addicted2Antlers804
      @Addicted2Antlers804 2 месяца назад

      Are you sure they got the children as babies and not a few years old?

  • @ruin3r
    @ruin3r 2 месяца назад +142

    “I never said anything about HIS kids, never said that. I made a joke about the kids he adopted, completely different things!” -Gaslighter Du Plessis

    • @test_pc_user
      @test_pc_user 2 месяца назад +9

      They aren’t his kids. Maybe you don’t understand how reality works

    • @frRrRAin
      @frRrRAin 2 месяца назад

      ​@@test_pc_userwho's raising them and treating them well now?
      him
      and you're just a nobody how can you comment on ppl's children
      you don't have to be someone's biological father to be a father just so you know

    • @sigmabate420
      @sigmabate420 2 месяца назад +5

      Completely different mate

    • @EKk8819
      @EKk8819 2 месяца назад +8

      We want the African Kings!!
      We have the African kings at home - Michael Blackson Chandler

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 2 месяца назад

      @@test_pc_userdude, adopted children are absolutely people’s kids…unless they’re mistreated. If they’re loved, cared for, and raised as a child should, they’re that person’s child. Bonds like these are stronger than those of people you had zero choice of being family with. Ever heard the idiom “blood is thicker than water”? That’s actually the exact opposite of the full/original itself. The original is
      “blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb"
      Which was meant as people that made bonds in tough times together with no actual blood relation are the truest of bonds.
      The original makes reference to brothers made on the battlefield that had shed blood together…someone that you’ve been through all that with, they can be truer than any bond ever that you happened to come out of the same sack lol

  • @luisdawnfinder3188
    @luisdawnfinder3188 2 месяца назад +4

    Imagine if Chandler found out about Rigo lmfao

    • @Kapa.25
      @Kapa.25 2 месяца назад +1

      Would be hilarious 😂 😂

  • @jakeoneill__
    @jakeoneill__ Месяц назад

    I'm so glad i rewatched this video: 14:55. I love hearing content creators speak the truth.

  • @johnscustomsaws
    @johnscustomsaws 2 месяца назад +65

    Chandler going after a cripple...
    Disgusting behavior... 🤨

    • @TheFonyTerguson
      @TheFonyTerguson 2 месяца назад

      Not just a cripple, a JEWISH cripple.

  • @SupremeWarriorGaming
    @SupremeWarriorGaming 2 месяца назад +37

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that guru was the one who broke into Anthony Smith’s house

    • @cautionmike697
      @cautionmike697 2 месяца назад +2

      It was actually gurus doppelganger, Amy Kaplan.

    • @logo3992
      @logo3992 2 месяца назад +1

      Is that why it took Anthony 6 hours to win the confrontation?

  • @Richard_Griffiths
    @Richard_Griffiths 2 месяца назад +28

    "Leave our kids alone"
    I bet that's exactly what their parents are saying about you, Mike.

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 2 месяца назад +2

      There are actual videos on RUclips of black people debating Chandler's adoption tendencies I'm not even lying guys😅

  • @producedbyscarecrow
    @producedbyscarecrow 2 месяца назад +2

    Lmfao not gonna lie this imitation was funny as shit. I loved the whole vid but a few of them were perfect. Chandler was one of the funniest ones!

  • @crewtc1987
    @crewtc1987 2 месяца назад +1

    I know you’re usualy joking around but this was really well said with a very important message. Fair play.

  • @alpegg75
    @alpegg75 2 месяца назад +93

    Chandler probably the most unlikeable "nice guy" ever. The impression was funny (cracked me up) and not very offensive at all. Being offended for publicity is annoyingly common now.

    • @freddievool
      @freddievool 2 месяца назад +7

      Bro he’s talking about his family/kids he has every right to be upset but I have to agree Nina drama dumb af

    • @theshadiest7109
      @theshadiest7109 2 месяца назад

      I've hated him ever since he went preacher mode back in his Bellator days. I pointed out how God doesn't like liars and asked Mike if he had ever taken steroids.
      He went on a God loves me rant and deflected the question. Dude is a pile of shit as a human with no integrity. Also his wife is totally a dude.

    • @HcVhj-hl5bv
      @HcVhj-hl5bv 2 месяца назад

      He's offended about Clown Guru making his adoption of his children about race, not about the impression 🤡

    • @mitchellhedges711
      @mitchellhedges711 2 месяца назад +10

      It’s trendy to be offended & farm sympathy from complete strangers. Not to normal ppl of course, but for these “main character victim” characters, it’s a guaranteed win (delusional victory)

    • @catsnads01
      @catsnads01 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@freddievoolChandler exposed his kids to the public and made the adoption abot race himself so...

  • @LorenzoPredicts
    @LorenzoPredicts 2 месяца назад +30

    The Jones pic is like hitting them with Avada Kedavra

  • @Stillcellar
    @Stillcellar 2 месяца назад +54

    I can't get over how sensitive people are in MMA, a literal sport of fighting.

    • @eldgepollard5906
      @eldgepollard5906 2 месяца назад +6

      They are human beings. Any human being gets upset when their family is mocked. It’s like you guys can’t comprehend basic empathy.

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 2 месяца назад +8

      @@eldgepollard5906Chandler was mocked, not really his family. Additionally you’ve got to have thick skin when you’re in the public eye, corny, and in the FIGHT GAME.

    • @Vincent_Boogaloo
      @Vincent_Boogaloo 2 месяца назад +3

      The irony is immeasurable 😆🤣💀

    • @eldgepollard5906
      @eldgepollard5906 2 месяца назад +1

      @@arcanum3882 Just because having thick skin would benefit him as a person in the public eye doesnt mean that he has to be immune to every statement, its a normal human reaction becoming an athlete doesnt mean that every emotion just goes away. Its still completely understandable that he'd get annoyed at certain comments even if he's prepared to face backlash from fans. And he absolutely mocked his kids😂😂

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 2 месяца назад +3

      @@eldgepollard5906 having thick skin doesn’t mean you never get annoyed, it means you don’t go whine about it on twitter

  • @konahirik
    @konahirik 2 месяца назад +1

    Mma guru best ufc coverage RUclipsr

  • @oliverpryce3716
    @oliverpryce3716 2 месяца назад

    I love the guru man he makes me laugh on a regular basis

  • @some_g333
    @some_g333 2 месяца назад +40

    Chandler saying mma guru shouldn't have been born over a joke and yet guru is the bad guy?

  • @EKk8819
    @EKk8819 2 месяца назад +59

    9:25 I bet Chandler tried to lil bro Jon Jones like, "you remind me of my son"..

  • @NutsoSnake
    @NutsoSnake 2 месяца назад +40

    I'm dead 😂 " surprised you didn't try adopt him " 07:37

  • @TeaRApolloGaming
    @TeaRApolloGaming 2 месяца назад +1

    Guru single handedly keeping the mma community in check 🐐

  • @twistedstrength.
    @twistedstrength. 2 месяца назад +1

    12:10 You definitely have a good sense of humour. I haven't laughed like that for a while.

  • @jeffreyhughes9898
    @jeffreyhughes9898 2 месяца назад +20

    Spit my liver out when Guru said "surprised Chandler didn't try to adopt him" about Jon Jones 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @Internet-Dumpster
    @Internet-Dumpster 2 месяца назад +16

    The best part is that Chandler doesn’t realize he’s in the minority (and I’m not talking about his kids), and by posting the clip as it is, even several of his fans with common sense laughed at the joke

  • @adamscruton2972
    @adamscruton2972 2 месяца назад +40

    All these UFC idiots hate Guru cos he’s crashed their little club, and they hate that. Imo Guru is more entertaining than 50% of the fights they put on now.

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 2 месяца назад

      Guy who didnt finish high school shouldnt fuck with the Guru

    • @dailysaga
      @dailysaga 2 месяца назад +1

      Without Guru I wouldn't even be paying attention anymore tbh. And MMA was my 2nd favorite sport to watch for more than a decade

    • @Bellelhobbins
      @Bellelhobbins 2 месяца назад

      @@dailysagaya true watch all the fights bc of gurus

    • @StoatLoxley
      @StoatLoxley 2 месяца назад

      50% is a strech. I watch it with the remote in hand.

  • @braindeadkeira2801
    @braindeadkeira2801 2 месяца назад +2

    Just how many heads does Guru currently occupy? Such a wild and beautiful thing 👌

  • @f3lons
    @f3lons 2 месяца назад +3

    Your Jones response is basically like the Chewbacca court defence in South Park😂 Too good.

  • @grantlaing3053
    @grantlaing3053 2 месяца назад +34

    This isn’t a chance for a nuanced and sophisticated conversation. Jokes are jokes, the end. In a world where we grew up with South Park. We don’t need to justify ourselves to these freaks. No explanation, no justification or concession. Get over it Chandler/Nina/Ariel… Pathetic really
    Well done Guru, I laughed at the impression vid

    • @nelsoncarmona1981
      @nelsoncarmona1981 2 месяца назад +4

      Yeah peoples feelings are so soft man i dont get it. It was a stupid joke but it was funny 😂 nobody is hurt because of it

    • @firstwavenegativity6379
      @firstwavenegativity6379 2 месяца назад

      If it's a joke, it magically makes saying anything ok. Racist jokes about someone's children, it's just a joke bro, you're a freak if you don't like. There's never been any era where people would be ok with you saying stuff about their kids

    • @grantlaing3053
      @grantlaing3053 2 месяца назад +10

      @@firstwavenegativity6379 There will be no explanation. I laughed at his jokes

    • @ytfch-ef8zf
      @ytfch-ef8zf 2 месяца назад

      @@firstwavenegativity6379 It's a joke that Chandler is making a mountain out of and giving to a lot more power than it had. If Chandler wants to be so stringent with what people can or cant say, then why is he fine with being butt buddies with Jones who will beat his wife into a pulp, take steroids, and get into a hit and run with a pregnant woman before the day is over. It's not that the joke can't be seen as wrong or something, it's just not Chandler that should be delivering that message when his moral standards are just whatever his weirdass standard wants to be. Guy is a massive weirdo.

    • @firstwavenegativity6379
      @firstwavenegativity6379 2 месяца назад

      ​@@grantlaing3053 There's nothing to explain, it's just funny when people act like victims for getting called out after insulting someone's children

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 2 месяца назад +31

    Chandler bout to get the Nina Drama treatment.

  • @7yler01
    @7yler01 2 месяца назад +44

    2:35 “I’ve given my opinion on Chandler’s adoption, it gives me GET OUT vibes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marckenny3131
    @marckenny3131 2 месяца назад +3

    Chandler referring to the Guru, as a immoral person while being friends with Jon Jones is the pot calling the kettle black

    • @learnedeldersofteemo8917
      @learnedeldersofteemo8917 2 месяца назад

      The cuck calling the son black

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 2 месяца назад

      Hey! It doesn't matter what color the kettle is! All kettles start as a blank slate!

  • @taylordeloach4957
    @taylordeloach4957 2 месяца назад +1

    The Chandler skit was actually funny asl

  • @Chuck26814
    @Chuck26814 2 месяца назад +5

    Yea guru don’t apologize to any of these fakes. Keep clownin em

  • @Based-_-
    @Based-_- 2 месяца назад +34

    Chandler has no credibility until he denounces Jon Jones publicly.