@@BlackBiggotmy hs girlfriend cheated on me with a dude who has a massive 🍆. Comes back to me a month or so later and says “I Don’t feel anything”. 💯 true story 😢 😂
I know a girl about 5'3 (has small hands 👐) who said she met a guy with one the size of her little finger. About 2 inches but also skinny.....I felt bad for the guy, she said she couldn't date him.
If you’re dealt a bad hand in life like this, you should tell the partner before hand. I feel for any dude who has that condition. You just gotta rock it and become a master with your hands and tongue lol.
Oh for God's sakes 🙄🤨 give it a rest, he's not really your "uncle" 🙄 but, even if he is...big deal, who cares!!! Why must you constantly address him as "uncle" on here??? 🙄🤨
First off, I admire a woman who can keep her men in chronological order.😉 I've had her experience. The guy I knew was a 6'4" biker dude. 275lbs. Big and brawny, sweet as could be. Our intimacy wasn't the best, but our friendship was solid gold. Unfortunately, I lost him in a motorcycle accident. I enjoyed her story BB, Looking forward to pt.2
Us heavy guys (think north of 300lbs) lose a bit because of the fat pad at the base. I measuredby my gal at 30 yrs old 7.7", but after 26 yrs and over 200 lbs extra i can only clear 6". There is truth to extra weight causing losses, it's not a myth. So guys drop the excess. It can get yourself healthier and help down there for sure.
I think a woman's attitude to her mans "member", is very important. No matter how disappointed you may be, never show it. Don't be disrespectful, just go with it, and make the best of it.
I totally agree with her about the heights feet and hands. I dated a guy that was about 6'4 and his was also like a Vienna sausage. When it wasn’t hard, it was almost inverted like a turtle pulling it's head in the shell. But he also made up for it in foreplay... 🤷 It could be due to low testosterone.
@@MaarkiMarko yea you're probably right. either way it can’t be helped. I guess it’s genetics. It’s a sad situation but because it can cause low self-esteem. But what can ya do 🤷
@@Ltc92514 😢 there's someone out there who'd love you regardless. I still see this guy often. He's one of my besties and makes up for size in other ways. Friend with benefits!!! 😜
Untrue. There's a vast difference between a skiff and a luxury liner, no matter how high the waves. On the flip side there are well-endowed men who have no idea how to use what they were blessed with.
I can't remember the last time I saw a video about micro penises 😅 also Kelly's describing of them was hilarious. Hopefully she doesn't have nightmares about her experiences
Probably not he makes his money by traveling...he stops traveling he can't pay his bills and get by. I know alot of people get deadbeat welfare checks but not lamont...
There is no way you could say something, just go on like it's the best you ever had, cuz, there's no way a dude could let you live to tell if you didn't
Sorry Lamont.I never had that problem.Not a loggerhead but I have never had any complaints.Never went bald like my dad.The bald gene skipped my brother and I but it got his two sons.Poor kids.😉
The key is in the voice. The deeper the voice the bigger the mmm- hmmm. Barry White, Larry Graham...and I think Lamont is pretending so women wouldn't be all over him. Lamont...you have to be average to above. I don't believe you!!!
This was a real stupid podcast.Lamont is cool,but this is setting the bar LOW.Maybe had we known if this was a famous woman,or something.Would have made it,Slightly more interesting!
US has no turd world hungerproblem like Africa.. They all mown, complain about luxuriy 1st world problems... Is cringe... If u die of hunger or thirst u can complain, mown... but this is crapp.
Maybe the smell sent him back into his turtle shell. 😂
That thing is probably drawn up I would rather go with out all jokes aside nope 🦉👀💨💨💨
I actually have the same problem. One girl told me that my schlong looks like a pigeon egg sitting on top of a nest
wtf Lolol
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Comment of the day.😂😅ty.
@@BlackBiggotmy hs girlfriend cheated on me with a dude who has a massive 🍆. Comes back to me a month or so later and says “I Don’t feel anything”. 💯 true story 😢 😂
I know a girl about 5'3 (has small hands 👐) who said she met a guy with one the size of her little finger. About 2 inches but also skinny.....I felt bad for the guy, she said she couldn't date him.
“Half of a Vienna Sausage” 😂
I never knew that a penis could look like a Vienna sausage. But, they Definitely CAN 😮
If that had happened to me.I would have nothing to live for.I am 65 and I still have a lot of luvin left to do while I still can.
"He was an immigrant.. "I guess it doesn't matter". Hahahaha.
The correct word is I think you have a jon 🦉💔💨💨💨💨💨 run must go faster 💨💨💨💨
He's probably married and has 5 kids now
Probably not
None are his
If you’re dealt a bad hand in life like this, you should tell the partner before hand. I feel for any dude who has that condition. You just gotta rock it and become a master with your hands and tongue lol.
Have no fear, pee wee is here 😂
Great job Lamont on the 100k subscribers.You worked very hard for it.
Uncle won’t have that problem once he crushes his diet…CRUSHES IT…smaller the frame…bigger the unit ☝🏿
Oh for God's sakes 🙄🤨 give it a rest, he's not really your "uncle" 🙄 but, even if he is...big deal, who cares!!! Why must you constantly address him as "uncle" on here??? 🙄🤨
Because I’m his nephew 🤷🏾♂️
Hello Lamont 😊❤😊 I remember this story 😮
I lost it when the said she had to break it off softly, bahahaha
First off, I admire a woman who can keep her men in chronological order.😉 I've had her experience. The guy I knew was a 6'4" biker dude. 275lbs. Big and brawny, sweet as could be. Our intimacy wasn't the best, but our friendship was solid gold. Unfortunately, I lost him in a motorcycle accident. I enjoyed her story BB, Looking forward to pt.2
Do your lady bits resemble a wizards sleeve?
Where in the Hell do you find people like this amazing
Dr OZ says if a guy loses 50 pounds, it gets an inch bigger
Or if you completely go bald you gain an inch
Or it just appears to be bigger😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Really? I wonder what he says about bald guys😉
@@MaarkiMarko lol idk
Confessions at Bigalow's
I miss your early call in lives, Lamont! Sh*t talking to all the young kids in the middle of the night was hilarious!
When the trailer is rocking don't come knocking 😂
Us heavy guys (think north of 300lbs) lose a bit because of the fat pad at the base. I measuredby my gal at 30 yrs old 7.7", but after 26 yrs and over 200 lbs extra i can only clear 6". There is truth to extra weight causing losses, it's not a myth. So guys drop the excess. It can get yourself healthier and help down there for sure.
How do avoid my life becoming this miserable?
I think a woman's attitude to her mans "member", is very important. No matter how disappointed you may be, never show it. Don't be disrespectful, just go with it, and make the best of it.
True, I never criticize a guy unless they start criticizing me and my flaws, and the ugliest guys love to criticize I’ve found
At 9 inches and thick I’ve never had any complaints other than petite women during doggy.
@@jefferyepstein9210 I remember you’re other comment, i didn’t forget
@@jefferyepstein9210 do you like fat girls?
@@gokathygo your memory is better than mine 😂
the best way to watch this video is to turn the sound down n look at the cool drone views.
LOL
You mean view 😂
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"OH boy"... Kelly? What truck stop did u find this 1...😊
When I heard the story I can't get that song out of my head called don't want no short short man
I was told i have a 3 incher, but i guess some like it that wide.
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Love these 💀
That's a horrible situation😮oh my God run running 💨 must go faster
Lamont asked her what they did after the act LOL he probably paid her.
IT WASN'T ME...I'm a BlaXiCaN😅
It’s not the size that matters, it’s the guy that matters. 💥
damn.... micro???
I totally agree with her about the heights feet and hands. I dated a guy that was about 6'4 and his was also like a Vienna sausage. When it wasn’t hard, it was almost inverted like a turtle pulling it's head in the shell. But he also made up for it in foreplay... 🤷 It could be due to low testosterone.
I don't think a mans size is due to low testosterone.
lol I'm 6'3 and mine will shrivel up super small when cold.
@@MaarkiMarko yea you're probably right. either way it can’t be helped. I guess it’s genetics. It’s a sad situation but because it can cause low self-esteem. But what can ya do 🤷
I just stay single after hearing these stories.i know I’m not good enough for any woman.its for everyone else.
@@Ltc92514 😢 there's someone out there who'd love you regardless. I still see this guy often. He's one of my besties and makes up for size in other ways. Friend with benefits!!! 😜
lol 😂 can’t wait to hear this story
This is going to be a good one😂🤣
One of the other ones he did was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
Yep..short story @@Angela-ss2sh
It's not the size of the boat it's about the motion in the ocean
😂😂
Untrue. There's a vast difference between a skiff and a luxury liner, no matter how high the waves. On the flip side there are well-endowed men who have no idea how to use what they were blessed with.
That was great 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 i havent laughed this hard in months
I can't remember the last time I saw a video about micro penises 😅 also Kelly's describing of them was hilarious. Hopefully she doesn't have nightmares about her experiences
A small thumb
This dude has the same voice as Adam22.
I remember her
OMG where do you find these people? All i can say is size matters.
wat🤣🤣🤣 i guess sometimes its hard to landscape when all you got is half a vienna sausage as a plow🤔😕🤨🧐
Usually those guys have great skills in other areas
True
This woman feels important. Shes so gross. Lol😢😢😢
Jerry, Jerry Jerry😂😂😂🎉🤘
I'm guessing this lady is still singlee
Lamont should have a new RUclips channel 😅😅😂😂
Bahaaaaaa I’m dying 😂😂
Bigalow I saw a video of a man who pai 8,000 for a shed and lives in it with no bills. Would that interest you?
Probably not he makes his money by traveling...he stops traveling he can't pay his bills and get by. I know alot of people get deadbeat welfare checks but not lamont...
I can relate.
There is no way you could say something, just go on like it's the best you ever had, cuz, there's no way a dude could let you live to tell if you didn't
LOL
Makes more time for tongue and toys 👍🏽
Agree
Ooooh yea!
Little people part 2 😅
Hi Lamont
So my question to the women in this thread, what is a good size?
A little above average is a good size. 6 inches+
@@MaryNAdam I'm 7" so I guess I'm in the clear.
5-6 erect is great. 7-8 is the max in my opinion. Less than 4, not great.
@@gijanetexas5770 5 inches isn't that great... 5 inches is considered below average.
@@gijanetexas5770yep agree with this
Awwww Lamar has a bbp
HEY.......from tacoma washington....
I thought I was the only one thank god makes me feel so much better. 😅
OMG Lamont the stuff you talk about.🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry Lamont.I never had that problem.Not a loggerhead but I have never had any complaints.Never went bald like my dad.The bald gene skipped my brother and I but it got his two sons.Poor kids.😉
Did you know that the bald gene cones from the mother?
Geez
She probably could not get him hard to be noticed, she's shallow and a low life. I'm sure she's not Barbie. Get a life.😅
Why are you so uptight? A woman has needs. SMH
Hahahahah. I went out with a guy like that. He be gone.
Funny
You posted this a couple of weeks ago.😶
A whole nother post…………..
Can he use protection if he’s that small?
You mean a condom? I'm pretty sure he could. My boyfriend who was small, not micro, used one. Just roll it on.
Yes!
What could he use??😊
@@wendysmith8246 condom
@@wendysmith8246 guess. Sorry I cant say the word.
LMAO 😂!!!!
Oh Lord big oof that’s terrible
Hey stumpie lol
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It's not the size that counts .it's how u use it lol 😅
WRONGO!!!
,,,so what can you do with a vienna sausage?
@@klokokloko-kq1ss I could think of something😉
Some pee wee told you that and you decided to believe it.
What's your secret LOL
Lmfao....
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This a reupload 🤷♂️🤣
🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥 Pinocchio 😱😱😱😱😱 run. 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Yes, but Pinocchio could have at least used his NOSE.
@@MaarkiMarko that's makes sense Man 🤥💨💨
@@MaarkiMarko shitttttttttttttt 🤥🤨
@@MaarkiMarko agree 😃💯
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Hello Lamont 😊❤😊 i remember this inchworm story😂
Inchworm ? LOL!
🅣🅗🅐🅣 🅦🅐🅢 🅲🅡🅐🅩🅨 😂
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😮😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Eeeeewwwwe!🤭🫣
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The key is in the voice. The deeper the voice the bigger the mmm- hmmm. Barry White, Larry Graham...and I think Lamont is pretending so women wouldn't be all over him. Lamont...you have to be average to above. I don't believe you!!!
Thats not true in some cases. My guy was 6'4" 275lbs, had a husky voice, but was small, not exactly micro, but small.
This was a real stupid podcast.Lamont is cool,but this is setting the bar LOW.Maybe had we known if this was a famous woman,or something.Would have made it,Slightly more interesting!
US has no turd world hungerproblem like Africa..
They all mown, complain about luxuriy 1st world problems...
Is cringe...
If u die of hunger or thirst u can complain, mown... but this is crapp.
That’s why America is the best country in the world 🇺🇸
@@gokathygo yes!
@@MaarkiMarko yes I love that we don’t have 3rd world problems,
@@gokathygo Me too!
That's some good content if only I could be a RUclips baller and produce content on par
Lol😅😅😂
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Whatever happened to skg tho?
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😂😂😂😂