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  • Опубликовано: 22 июл 2023
  • Police I swear to God but SpongeBob actually sings it
    POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD
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  • @shlokwaghela9560
    @shlokwaghela9560 10 месяцев назад +9577

    Unironically the best version yet with the most effort

  • @justordinaryday8712
    @justordinaryday8712 10 месяцев назад +5318

    Okay...so we need a full version of spongebob singing Little Dark Age

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 10 месяцев назад +27

      Fr

    • @glitctttfromthstdoorsorrooms
      @glitctttfromthstdoorsorrooms 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@zephyr1741ruclips.net/video/9HPdFwgHrag/видео.html&feature=share8 b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜ ȟ̸̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽p̸̢̻͓͎̻͙͂͒̋͒̓̃͊̐̔͘͝p̸̢̻͓͎̻͙͂͒̋͒̓̃͊̐̔͘͝y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜

    • @dangerous_fire
      @dangerous_fire 10 месяцев назад +40

      There's is

    • @ender202cz7
      @ender202cz7 10 месяцев назад +147

      @@dangerous_fire The older one sounds more robotic than Spongebob though, this one sounds a lot more cleaner

    • @nolmanimates3031
      @nolmanimates3031 9 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@ender202cz7yea way to robotic this one's much cleaner and better and the old one wasn't even the full song

  • @cirnosnumberfan6449
    @cirnosnumberfan6449 10 месяцев назад +2914

    What SpongeBob doesn't realize it's that they're actually looking for Patrick.

    • @albireothestarthebacklight2990
      @albireothestarthebacklight2990 10 месяцев назад +71

      makes semse

    • @WhehW3056
      @WhehW3056 10 месяцев назад +9

      When is Turkey Sandwich?

    • @Ya-Kids-Topic
      @Ya-Kids-Topic 10 месяцев назад +11

      watch the first movie for context

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 10 месяцев назад +74

      @@Ya-Kids-TopicMindy is 16 and Patrick is in his 30s so the police arrested an innocent sponge

    • @izaakledford
      @izaakledford 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@dantdmfangamingrich9802 idk SpongeBob looking sus as fuck right now

  • @3braincelled-spaceboss451
    @3braincelled-spaceboss451 9 месяцев назад +599

    Ironically despite his childish behavior SpongeBob is 37 years-old

    • @gabrielleangeladelacruz602
      @gabrielleangeladelacruz602 9 месяцев назад +22

      Wait what

    • @3braincelled-spaceboss451
      @3braincelled-spaceboss451 9 месяцев назад

      @@gabrielleangeladelacruz602 in his (maybe not) official ID card his birthdate was on 1986(37 years ago)

    • @KAMIKAWZE
      @KAMIKAWZE 9 месяцев назад +47

      spongebob peaked when he was 13

    • @s.k4713
      @s.k4713 9 месяцев назад +24

      *horror flashbacks to the “squid baby” episode* that shit was just not okay

    • @sethhorst6158
      @sethhorst6158 9 месяцев назад +32

      Yep, his canon birth date is July 14, 1986.

  • @-_J_-
    @-_J_- 10 месяцев назад +778

    The lip synching is dangerously accurate 💀

  • @NeoVault_
    @NeoVault_ 10 месяцев назад +872

    The best evolution of the meme thus far.

    • @invincible4u
      @invincible4u 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yet

    • @FireBrineYT
      @FireBrineYT 9 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed, also I animated my own version of this meme

    • @wolfekingdom
      @wolfekingdom 2 месяца назад

      Remind of me when I was simping for someone named wendsday

  • @Mishanya-azazaza
    @Mishanya-azazaza 10 месяцев назад +663

    Не верю спанч боб, не верю...

    • @Lopatich383
      @Lopatich383 10 месяцев назад +6

      Можно бригаду а то не понимаю этот мем...

    • @antcp1928
      @antcp1928 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Lopatich383 бригада ruclips.net/video/xvFZjo5PgG0/видео.html

    • @abeke5523
      @abeke5523 10 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@Lopatich383в оригинальной песне "Little dark age" поётся "Policemen swear to god, love seeping from their guns", но кто-то по рофлу изменил текст на тот, что в видео, потому что звучит похоже. Переводить нужно? Крч, спанчбобыч уверяет полицию, что он не педофилыч

    • @Gyentelmen
      @Gyentelmen 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@Lopatich383 в самой оригинально песне текст по звучанию был похож на "police i swer to god not simping for a child" , то что переводиться на русский как "полиция, я богом клянусь, то что я не возбуждаюсь от детей"

    • @alilyaaliluevna
      @alilyaaliluevna 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@GyentelmenНо "simping" вроде ещё переводится как "нравится", или не?

  • @TheSonicSquadYT
    @TheSonicSquadYT 10 месяцев назад +337

    I was actually going to make spongebob sing it too, but you beat me to it lol. Nice work tho!

    • @helpPSYCHO
      @helpPSYCHO 9 месяцев назад +3

      Can ya make SpongeBob sing the full version? In this tone, too.

  • @Edssonson
    @Edssonson 10 месяцев назад +36

    No one:
    Roblox and Minecraft RUclipsrs:

  • @deserter101
    @deserter101 10 месяцев назад +116

    Genshin impact moment 0:03

    • @NeoVault_
      @NeoVault_ 10 месяцев назад +9

      Truly a Genshin moment.

    • @IdioticDEREK
      @IdioticDEREK 10 месяцев назад +34

      Avarage roblox online dater 0:03

    • @thongbong
      @thongbong 10 месяцев назад +24

      Minecraft youtubers when they hit 100k subs 0:03

    • @aguy7095
      @aguy7095 10 месяцев назад +16

      Roblox Developers 0:03

    • @PPD-40
      @PPD-40 10 месяцев назад +5

      Truly -a Paimon- an emergency food supply moment

  • @dusselbold8465
    @dusselbold8465 10 месяцев назад +104

    This could be an actual Scene,ngl.

  • @S-O-T-A-R-K
    @S-O-T-A-R-K 10 месяцев назад +36

    Best version of this meme EVER!

  • @oosha2000
    @oosha2000 10 месяцев назад +395

    SpongeBob thought he was the criminal for throwing a peanut on the clam mother causing her to cry out loud, however, Patrick got arrested instead. Even though SpongeBob apologized to the audience, it wasn't actually his fault. It was Mr Krabs' fault all along for stealing the pearl. He got arrested at the end of the episode, there hatched the pearl and together the clam mother and her child lived peacefully ever after.
    Edit 1: How did I get over 100 likes in 14 hours ?

    • @nashwolf1731
      @nashwolf1731 10 месяцев назад +6

      I remember the episode

    • @MaxLovesNascarOfficial
      @MaxLovesNascarOfficial 10 месяцев назад +6

      I remember that

    • @Sniper-0475
      @Sniper-0475 10 месяцев назад +5

      Gave a me lore episode on spongebob while watching a goofy spongebob video

    • @FireBrineYT
      @FireBrineYT 9 месяцев назад

      SpongeBob writing will always far exceed anything in history, also I animated my own version of this meme

    • @Chico_Sin_Ideas
      @Chico_Sin_Ideas 9 месяцев назад +2

      I remember this also episode,but also...book..?

  • @jimmyplayz6341
    @jimmyplayz6341 10 месяцев назад +24

    Why is the lip syncing so amazing

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad 10 месяцев назад +86

    When the miners are hardworking: 😊
    When the minors are hardworking: 😭😭😭

  • @cinnamon4
    @cinnamon4 10 месяцев назад +66

    I love that this song is making a comeback, at least in some way. It hits way too hard

    • @Metalheaddude683
      @Metalheaddude683 9 месяцев назад +1

      Okay, this is bugging me really bad, What is the name of the actual song? I'm embarrassed asking, but I can't figure it out.

    • @countercuIture
      @countercuIture 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Metalheaddude683It's okay my brotha, it's called Littlest Dark Age

    • @Metalheaddude683
      @Metalheaddude683 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@countercuIture Thank's Bro.

  • @raynmarve
    @raynmarve 10 месяцев назад +10

    Damn SpongeBob really be at the cupcake store hunting children

  • @LaserLaine
    @LaserLaine 5 месяцев назад +5

    The policemen got the whole baking industry 💀

  • @bielmfig4534
    @bielmfig4534 16 дней назад +1

    We swearing to god to the policemen that we ain’t simping for childs with this one 🗣

  • @IdioticDEREK
    @IdioticDEREK 10 месяцев назад +7

    *POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD
    I DID NO WAR CRIMES IN CALL OF DUTY*

    • @sudarnotaufiq7059
      @sudarnotaufiq7059 9 месяцев назад

      Police i swear to god
      I promise that i love fischbach
      *Real name of markiplier*

  • @AlanStryman
    @AlanStryman 9 месяцев назад +4

    most sane blue archive fan

  • @vx8ocho
    @vx8ocho 10 месяцев назад +12

    they discovered spongebob playing genshin impact

  • @JustSajal
    @JustSajal 10 месяцев назад +54

    okay but the vocal slide at the end was so smooth

    • @Nova-lg2xx
      @Nova-lg2xx 5 месяцев назад

      THAS WHAT IM SAYING

  • @tapioca_santiago
    @tapioca_santiago 9 месяцев назад +2

    Average Minecraft youtuber when they reach 100k subscribers:

  • @allstar700
    @allstar700 10 месяцев назад +6

    Damn bro, never thought this meme could get better. Awesome work keep on going🗣️🗣️💯💯

  • @sickboyren
    @sickboyren 10 месяцев назад +3

    He swears to god

    • @PabloBonutti
      @PabloBonutti 10 месяцев назад +2

      He's not simping for a child

  • @kaloz429mobile9
    @kaloz429mobile9 8 месяцев назад +4

    Roblox animators after hitting 100K subs:

  • @harryfleutv666
    @harryfleutv666 9 месяцев назад +3

    Colleen in her apology video:

  • @thorinbaker7232
    @thorinbaker7232 8 месяцев назад +5

    Notive when the cops are at his house

  • @OLDMANWAFFLES
    @OLDMANWAFFLES 10 месяцев назад +3

    Why are these memes so much better than my SpongeBob memes? Good shit m8

  • @MDDPSBandNHKLF2K9
    @MDDPSBandNHKLF2K9 5 месяцев назад +2

    Pocoyo version
    SpongeBob: Pocoyo
    Patrick: Pato
    Sandy: Nina
    Mr. Krabs: Elly
    Squidward: Sleepy Bird
    Plankton: Angry Alien
    Gary: Loula

  • @leandro88888
    @leandro88888 9 месяцев назад +4

    I just like how SpongeBob shaking syncs with the song at the begin.

  • @b1ank_RBX
    @b1ank_RBX 9 месяцев назад +3

    real lyrics:
    police I swear to god not simping for child
    i know my friends are high
    they only come in dark
    when you get out in there
    and find kids standing all alone in the bridge
    and that is my little dark age

  • @GoldenViolet25
    @GoldenViolet25 10 месяцев назад +4

    FNF modders after documents about them get revealed to the whole internet

  • @ItzRainbowFlower124
    @ItzRainbowFlower124 2 месяца назад +2

    Pov: Daki simps when they found out Daki is a 13 year old kid

  • @marcopikachujibanyanramos
    @marcopikachujibanyanramos 9 месяцев назад +3

    In case you didn’t know, this is a reference to the SpongeBob SNL scene where he was caught on his computer watching Sponge children

  • @_pexsos123_4
    @_pexsos123_4 10 месяцев назад +19

    Quite possibly The best version of this I’ve ever seen

  • @NightofthePurpleFella12
    @NightofthePurpleFella12 10 месяцев назад +6

    This video is too smooth and spongebob sings very good, i have got to belive him

  • @MJPRODUCTIONS8972
    @MJPRODUCTIONS8972 Месяц назад +2

    Bro the fact that he actual did do this lol he went to prom with pearl

  • @LeadLicker
    @LeadLicker 5 месяцев назад +1

    Friendly reminder there is a custom custom 3ds theme of this. With the exact audio.

  • @LRFRFX
    @LRFRFX 9 месяцев назад +4

    "POLICE I SWEAR TO NEPTUNE. NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD"

  • @AndreyAndreyAndreyAndAndrey
    @AndreyAndreyAndreyAndAndrey 10 месяцев назад +8

    "POILISE AI SWER TO GOD NOT SIMPIN' FOR A CHAILD"

  • @user-gx9un7rp6o
    @user-gx9un7rp6o 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bro i heard 'POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SLEEPING WITH A CHILD💀'

  • @MINE_OK
    @MINE_OK 9 месяцев назад +5

    I love the way the cop puts his hand down. He was mesmerized by sponge’s vocals

  • @leonidich_
    @leonidich_ 10 месяцев назад +4

    If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
    Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age

  • @trbg.
    @trbg. 9 месяцев назад +19

    as a blue archive player I see this as an absolute win

  • @mastertheboi
    @mastertheboi 10 месяцев назад +7

    this must get a ton of videos because this is just really good

  • @Crazy-Noob
    @Crazy-Noob 9 месяцев назад +4

    Average genshin impact player:

  • @supersillyleo4178
    @supersillyleo4178 10 месяцев назад +5

    “That’s all we needed to hear spongebob”

  • @brofriendfnf
    @brofriendfnf 10 месяцев назад +6

    I like how he said word "child"

  • @themoviezone6579
    @themoviezone6579 9 месяцев назад +2

    I literally searched "Stop singing I swear" and found this

  • @Pikariz
    @Pikariz 9 месяцев назад +2

    Average blue archive player when got caught in 4k :

  • @jdslipknot
    @jdslipknot 8 месяцев назад +7

    EDP445 be like

  • @XquizetBlix
    @XquizetBlix 10 месяцев назад +4

    When he said “child” that really hit different

  • @mulinaky
    @mulinaky 9 месяцев назад +1

    SpongeBob has been different since he started that Minecraft RUclips channel

  • @Shattered_dream_fallen_star
    @Shattered_dream_fallen_star 8 месяцев назад +1

    Canon!Sans: POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD!!! NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @RightBoyKA-POW
    @RightBoyKA-POW 9 месяцев назад +5

    For those of you who want to know what the actual song name is,
    it's "Little Dark Age"

  • @sigob3973
    @sigob3973 7 месяцев назад +5

    genshin impact players:

  • @maurcioarri1109
    @maurcioarri1109 10 месяцев назад

    We need more of these! This sounds so awesome!

  • @Dumbletod
    @Dumbletod 6 месяцев назад +1

    The original lyrics:
    Policemen swear to god
    love's seeping from the guns

  • @protocetid
    @protocetid 9 месяцев назад +8

    can't believe how much our boy has fallen, classic Spongebob would've never done this

    • @OOOOOOOOOOOOO69
      @OOOOOOOOOOOOO69 9 месяцев назад

      i like how you used the word "fallen" for this.

    • @amberhide04
      @amberhide04 8 месяцев назад +1

      I miss the old spongebob, straight from the Go spongebob
      Chop up the soul spongebob, set on his goals spongebpb
      I hate the new spongebpb, the bad mood spongebob

    • @BestUnknown282
      @BestUnknown282 5 месяцев назад

      Classic spongebob vibe chill Fun 😊

  • @bingomachine
    @bingomachine 9 месяцев назад +3

    First episode of "No Game, No Life" be like:

  • @mtfepsilon-11operative62
    @mtfepsilon-11operative62 4 месяца назад +1

    Every single Blue Archive community member when their browser history gets leaked:

  • @F1BastiPH
    @F1BastiPH 6 месяцев назад +2

    me when i have many friends who are 2-3 years younger than me:

  • @huh40373
    @huh40373 8 месяцев назад +3

    NOTIVE REFRENCE

  • @curiom660
    @curiom660 10 месяцев назад +196

    Не верю, что СуперКек поднялся из глупеньких мемов до развитого полузарубежного канала который до сих пор пытается поднять настроение своих зрителей. Настоящий glow-up.

    • @bubba5007
      @bubba5007 9 месяцев назад +5

      Это лучшая версия мема в интернете в оригинале вообще была картинка и песня

    • @QTPI614
      @QTPI614 9 месяцев назад

      :)

    • @lexa000x_music7
      @lexa000x_music7 9 месяцев назад

      Он может аккаунт ютуба продал, там самые первые видео были про ПВЗ

    • @lexa000x_music7
      @lexa000x_music7 9 месяцев назад

      Хотя все равно видео ахуеные

    • @Lux17
      @Lux17 7 месяцев назад

      @@lexa000x_music7 Не он в своих видео говорил что российские видео не оккупаются, а видео с пользователей с запада ещё оккупаятся.

  • @AwokenMorgan
    @AwokenMorgan 9 месяцев назад +2

    We need a full version, with this same tone and everything.

  • @maozedowner5915
    @maozedowner5915 8 месяцев назад +2

    Blue Archive players when they got caught playing it:

  • @DefenderOfThouSEX
    @DefenderOfThouSEX 6 месяцев назад +3

    Genchin Impact players:

    • @Ihaveurkidsinmybasement
      @Ihaveurkidsinmybasement 6 месяцев назад +3

      Fax as a genshin player I saw a lot ppl simping for uh loli . ( I’m not like them . )

    • @DefenderOfThouSEX
      @DefenderOfThouSEX 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ihaveurkidsinmybasement thank you for being normal

    • @Eroica_Under_God.15.18
      @Eroica_Under_God.15.18 6 месяцев назад

      @@Ihaveurkidsinmybasement Good.

  • @6-15-24
    @6-15-24 10 месяцев назад +38

    why does this go so hard. Need a full version

    • @Ya-Kids-Topic
      @Ya-Kids-Topic 10 месяцев назад +3

      i second this

    • @777guy5
      @777guy5 10 месяцев назад +3

      Fax my guy

    • @aguy7095
      @aguy7095 10 месяцев назад +2

      Search little dark age
      Unless if you want the Age too little version idk if it exists

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is really well made and everything but I lost respect for it because I keep seeing it everywhere

  • @DeltaRobotics
    @DeltaRobotics 9 месяцев назад +1

    This happened to me irl once. Would rather not get into the details

  • @darthvader9418
    @darthvader9418 9 месяцев назад +4

    It’s been 12 days and he’s been mentioned in a YT video

  • @duckeatsrice
    @duckeatsrice 8 месяцев назад +3

    WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY SO GOOD

  • @htf5555
    @htf5555 9 месяцев назад +1

    beautiful .we are truly not cavemen, we have… technology

  • @quintapion_
    @quintapion_ 10 месяцев назад +2

    This kids is why throwing peanuts is wrong. One mistake and that peanut can be turned into weapons of massive destruction. Joe Biden has truly put us all in danger by letting SpongeBobs peanut go boing.

  • @Pinos_Mrime2007
    @Pinos_Mrime2007 10 месяцев назад +12

    Нам нужна полная версия тёмного века!!!

  • @Goofygang524
    @Goofygang524 9 месяцев назад +4

    As a minor, I see this as an absolute win

  • @Chizinky
    @Chizinky 7 месяцев назад +1

    he simpin for a 2000 year old fairy that takes the appearance of a child

  • @michaelvargas4584
    @michaelvargas4584 9 месяцев назад +3

    Rule 34 artist when the police breaks in be like:

  • @martingamez01
    @martingamez01 9 месяцев назад +3

    To catch a predator in a nutshell

  • @ghiaccio1452
    @ghiaccio1452 10 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine making a song and it later becoming the theme for pedophile Spongebob

  • @mateonolasco6163
    @mateonolasco6163 3 месяца назад +1

    Why is uncle talk to the police?
    Uncle:

  • @Cartoonfan83
    @Cartoonfan83 10 месяцев назад +3

    Underrated big time

  • @red_boi1991
    @red_boi1991 10 месяцев назад +7

    i just love how the way spongebob shakes with the music

  • @justme-cs8wu
    @justme-cs8wu 8 месяцев назад +1

    I made my own remix to this
    ,,Oh god i swear to youuu
    Im not simping for a chiiiild

  • @BEAUTY-N-BRAINZZZ
    @BEAUTY-N-BRAINZZZ 10 месяцев назад +2

    THIS IS SO GOOD THO- 😭😭

  • @soggyapples1518
    @soggyapples1518 9 месяцев назад +3

    This unironically kinda goes hard

  • @AshFur_Alt
    @AshFur_Alt 8 месяцев назад +8

    The way he said "for a child" Has me ascending into the air 💀

  • @arcadegamer_official
    @arcadegamer_official 8 месяцев назад

    Dude why dose that hit so hard though!? I need a full version of this!

  • @yerbuddyboston
    @yerbuddyboston 8 месяцев назад +1

    One of my new favorite videos on the entire internet

  • @samovarya
    @samovarya 10 месяцев назад +6

    Отпустите его,он же милый 😭

  • @Beautyandthephd
    @Beautyandthephd 9 месяцев назад +97

    Breathing in the dark, lying on its side
    The ruins of the day painted with a scar
    And the more I straighten out, the less it wants to try
    The feelings start to rot, one wink at a time
    Oh-oh, forgiving who you are, for what you stand to gain
    Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
    When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded
    Horrified with each stone on the stage, my little dark age
    Picking through the cards, knowing what's nearby
    The carvings on the face say they find it hard
    And the engine's failed again, all limits of disguise
    The humor's not the same, coming from denial
    Oh-oh, I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
    I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
    If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
    Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age
    I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
    You know that if it hides, it doesn't go away
    If I get out of bed, you'll see me standing all alone
    Horrified on the stage, my little dark age
    Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come
    The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind
    Policemen swear to God, not simping for a child
    I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
    If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
    Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age
    I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
    I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
    If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
    Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age
    All alone, open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age

  • @roblos_gaemplay
    @roblos_gaemplay 8 месяцев назад +2

    notive when he’s in court:

  • @Oliver_11_the_little_western
    @Oliver_11_the_little_western 4 месяца назад +1

    Me when i realize my search history was leaked on my mother's facebook page:

  • @epicgobbleygourdfan
    @epicgobbleygourdfan 9 месяцев назад +16

    Can’t wait to have this on loop for the next 8 hours

  • @PapaHeavy1
    @PapaHeavy1 9 месяцев назад +7

    Kanna, Anya and Hakase fans be like:

  • @DGG91
    @DGG91 9 месяцев назад +1

    Slowed down music sounds like a Game Over song

  • @zakbraun6208
    @zakbraun6208 10 месяцев назад

    NGL that's the best version of the meme everything is perfect 👌🏻

  • @TwoNumbahNiens
    @TwoNumbahNiens 8 месяцев назад +6

    Ok, but "for a child" sounds unironically so good