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  • Опубликовано: 9 авг 2023
  • Original Song: MGMT - Little Dark Age
    • Little Dark Age
    Used instrumental: • MGMT - Little Dark Age...
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  • @Keklandia
    @Keklandia  8 месяцев назад +826

    Patrick Sings POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD: ruclips.net/video/myIhOZRkprI/видео.html

  • @Iambored515
    @Iambored515 9 месяцев назад +6930

    WE GETTING OUT OF FEDERAL PRISON WITH THIS ONE
    🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @kustomationstudios
      @kustomationstudios 9 месяцев назад +115

      back in you go, evidence can't be denied, plus patrick ratted you out.

    • @FBI_of_America
      @FBI_of_America 9 месяцев назад +109

      We hope you don’t get out of Federal Prison with this one, you stay right with Spongebob and EDP445 forever.

    • @ProdigsSimbilu
      @ProdigsSimbilu 9 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@FBI_of_America😢 1:28 1:29 1:29 1:30 1:30 1:30 1:30

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 9 месяцев назад +8

      hey fbi, how good is your containment? Is it on par with the UIU's rival?

    • @ziddars6282
      @ziddars6282 9 месяцев назад +9

      read that as getting in the federal prison

  • @UrAverageMattelHater
    @UrAverageMattelHater 8 месяцев назад +533

    2018: Released
    2020: It’s Good
    2022: So Nostalgic
    2023: POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD, NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD

    • @isarealkolela754
      @isarealkolela754 2 месяца назад +5

      Accurate 🤔

    • @mrjoe332
      @mrjoe332 2 месяца назад +8

      There was also a strange period where alt right groups on twitter used it constantly too, I guess

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 2 месяца назад

      2024.

    • @thatoneguy4584
      @thatoneguy4584 Месяц назад

      @@mrjoe332 I’ve seen people post nazi edits and shit like that on here. Ruins the vibe.

    • @LOL-bs1hg
      @LOL-bs1hg Месяц назад

      @@thatoneguy4584I’ve seen some racist edits with it

  • @usixn1117
    @usixn1117 8 месяцев назад +198

    How did we manage to get "police i swear to god, not simping for a child" from "policemen swear to god, love seeping from their guns"

    • @Light_Dies_07
      @Light_Dies_07 2 месяца назад +13

      WHAT??? i can't hear "policemen swear to god, love seeping from their guns" 😭
      (tbf i never listened to the original so 💀)

    • @TheGreyCrayon
      @TheGreyCrayon Месяц назад +18

      ​​@@Light_Dies_07 That's because it's not the same lyric between the two versions. This one just straight up changes it to the "simping for a child" part.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 28 дней назад +1

      "Misheard Lyrics" as the meme culture said it, this os not the first meme of this.
      the other one is from Taylor swift's blank space where she said "get along all ex lovers" but people heard it as "get along all starbuck lovers"

    • @sanjeethattarki654
      @sanjeethattarki654 11 дней назад

      If you listen to the MGMT version, it sounds like ‘guns’ is pronounced as ‘childs’

  • @StillMemes
    @StillMemes 9 месяцев назад +231

    3:37 The moment we're waiting for...

    • @exploboom5074
      @exploboom5074 3 месяца назад +5

      Thx

    • @sBloxman23
      @sBloxman23 2 месяца назад +2

      Whats so crazy about that part I just dont get it???

    • @nathhplays
      @nathhplays 2 месяца назад +2

      @@sBloxman23 meme

  • @superIdiotstudios2.0
    @superIdiotstudios2.0 9 месяцев назад +4636

    WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WITH THIS ONE! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @Thefafif
      @Thefafif 9 месяцев назад +23

      🗣️ th, x guy for the likes

    • @toastedprocastinator
      @toastedprocastinator 9 месяцев назад +18

      🥶🥶😀🤯🤯

    • @aeigjsougdfhjosigjhedosi
      @aeigjsougdfhjosigjhedosi 9 месяцев назад

      ghtuy67 fhgnc jvbcbcdehtv fgrux56y7 jyghdet67iun c😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
      😀😀
      😀😀

    • @EvanIsCool41
      @EvanIsCool41 9 месяцев назад +1

      The fuck

    • @KaiserSquirrelz
      @KaiserSquirrelz 9 месяцев назад +10

      It was never gone

  • @AlqhemyA
    @AlqhemyA 9 месяцев назад +4344

    i love how little dark age is making a resurgence in meme culture

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 9 месяцев назад +247

      It was always around, just used by doomers.

    • @matijas7994
      @matijas7994 9 месяцев назад +217

      First used by goths, then incels,then romaboos, then christians and now this

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 9 месяцев назад +150

      too many weird people using it online, its just a cool soundin' song

    • @Realspaceuniverse
      @Realspaceuniverse 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@NeedyBoBeedyi aint simping for kids

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@Realspaceuniverse what

  • @Ainsley_Watson
    @Ainsley_Watson 8 месяцев назад +285

    The fact that they actually said ''I'm not simping for a child'' instead of the actual lyrics makes it SO much better 💀💀

    • @maylenesalvador7649
      @maylenesalvador7649 6 месяцев назад +4

      Cuz this is a parody.

    • @averagerobloxsimp
      @averagerobloxsimp 6 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@maylenesalvador7649wow bro, we didn't even know that 😱🤯

    • @Daboypurplhart
      @Daboypurplhart 5 дней назад

      @@maylenesalvador7649 Wow that’s a crazy fact, another crazier fact: did you know SpongeBob is yellow

  • @forregom
    @forregom 9 месяцев назад +196

    With the whole song building up to this: 3:36 actually makes it funnier

    • @slimeassassin7464
      @slimeassassin7464 8 месяцев назад +13

      yeah but the song is kinda fire though

    • @nahrafe
      @nahrafe 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@slimeassassin7464it is fire indeed

  • @timothyt.82
    @timothyt.82 9 месяцев назад +2380

    The one line being misinterpreted turns this song into a story about a man with pedophilia battling his own thoughts trying to run away from his own nature, driving him into insanity as he loses it and slips up, getting into trouble and ultimately taking his own life.

    • @eightbittemplar7394
      @eightbittemplar7394 9 месяцев назад +449

      Unironically, the lyrics work very well with that interpretation. It's kind of impressive.

    • @CherryBeScary
      @CherryBeScary 9 месяцев назад +267

      As horrible of a situation that would be in and of itself, that being the real meaning would make the song twice as epic.

    • @-racosh-3610
      @-racosh-3610 9 месяцев назад +98

      Calling pedophilia someones "nature" is kind of fucked up. That's not how that works

    • @popaacoustic319
      @popaacoustic319 9 месяцев назад

      Sir, i'm a bear and i come from nature! @@-racosh-3610 🐻

    • @arielazaria4680
      @arielazaria4680 9 месяцев назад +425

      ⁠@@-racosh-3610it’s actually not all that fucked up, saying something is ‘natural’ isn’t saying it’s good, just that it’s the way it is for them, again doesn’t mean it’s good, someone like that needs to seek help and treatment and never act out on their thoughts and desires, but for them it is their nature

  • @highscore9132
    @highscore9132 9 месяцев назад +5138

    POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD..

    • @samcavemanlosco6417
      @samcavemanlosco6417 9 месяцев назад +155

      Just like we say in russia. You want the element of surprise ? Choose less hygienic option

    • @Goeth_toten
      @Goeth_toten 9 месяцев назад +97

      police i swear to god i dont simp for furries

    • @dylanyahir2207
      @dylanyahir2207 9 месяцев назад +86

      police I swear to god I am not simping for the twin towers

    • @blastybeat8653
      @blastybeat8653 9 месяцев назад +39

      Very original

    • @ziddars6282
      @ziddars6282 9 месяцев назад +28

      POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD NOT SIMPING FOR BANANA..
      -DK

  • @ThoseLyricsRFire
    @ThoseLyricsRFire 9 месяцев назад +140

    {Little Dark Age}
    ( _example_ - Main song. *_example_* - Chorus.)
    _Breathing in the dark,_
    _lying on its side..._
    _The ruins of the day_
    _painted with a scar..._
    *_And..._*
    _...the more I straighten out,_
    _the less it wants to try..._
    _The feelings start to rot_
    _one wink at a time..._
    *_Oh-oh..._*
    *_Forgiving who you are_*
    *_for what you stand to gain._*
    *_Just know that if you hide,_*
    *_it doesn't go away!_*
    *_When you get out of bed,_*
    *_don't end up stranded._*
    *_Horrified with each stone_*
    *_On the stage, my little dark age..._*
    _Picking trough the cards,_
    _knowing what's nearby..._
    _The carvings on the face_
    _say they find it hard..._
    *_And..._*
    _...the engine's failed again,_
    _all limits of disguise..._
    _The humor's not the same,_
    _coming from denial..._
    *_Oh-oh..._*
    *_I grieve in stereo,_*
    *_the stereo sounds strange._*
    *_I know that if you hide,_*
    *_it doesn't go away!_*
    *_If you get out of bed_*
    *_and find me standing_*
    *_All alone, open-eyed._*
    *_Burn the page, my little dark age..._*
    *_..._*
    *_I grieve in stereo,_*
    *_the stereo sounds strange._*
    *_I know that if it hides,_*
    *_it doesn't go away!_*
    *_If I get out of bed,_*
    *_you'll see me stranding_*
    *_All alone, horrified._*
    *_On the stage, my little dark age..._*
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age)
    (Dark age...)
    _Giddy with delight,_
    _seeing what's to come..._
    _The image of the dead,_
    _dead ends in my mind..._
    *_Police I swear to God,_*
    *_I'm not simping for a child!_*
    *_I know my friends and I_*
    *_would probably turn and run!_*
    *_If you get out of bed,_*
    *_come find us heading_*
    *_To the bridge, bring a stone._*
    *_All the rage, my little dark age..._*
    *_.._*
    *_I grieve in stereo,_*
    *_the stereo sounds strange._*
    *_I know that if you hide,_*
    *_it doesn't go away!_*
    *_If you get out of bed,_*
    *_and find me standing_*
    *_All alone, open-eyed._*
    *_Burn the page, my little dark age..._*
    *_.............._*
    *_..All alone, open-eyed._*
    *_Burn the page, my little dark age..._*

    • @Zyxl-
      @Zyxl- 9 месяцев назад

      The "Police I swear to god, not simping for a child" is modified

  • @GuanlongX
    @GuanlongX 9 месяцев назад +560

    WE GETTIN OFF THE BANLIST WITH THIS ONE BOYS
    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

    • @christhehuman387
      @christhehuman387 9 месяцев назад +2

      FOR REAL UANLONG FOR REAL

    • @raharii12345
      @raharii12345 8 месяцев назад +1

      Its been to long, Too long i said. We get oppressed and forgotten. This time we Arise!!!

  • @artem_kovalev2006
    @artem_kovalev2006 9 месяцев назад +1460

    3:37 legendary moment 🤯

  • @SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmerica
    @SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmerica 9 месяцев назад +1277

    I swear, if someone says I'm edgy for listening to Little Dark Age, I'm telling them I listen to this version.

    • @coolcrafter3050
      @coolcrafter3050 9 месяцев назад +50

      Yeah I listen to it for the memes and also It sounds good and no I dont like emo stuff

    • @drakesisk4756
      @drakesisk4756 9 месяцев назад +62

      mgmt isn’t edgy lmao

    • @SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmerica
      @SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmerica 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@drakesisk4756 But literally everyone treats it like it is, but I still like My Little Dark Age

    • @atsizbalik
      @atsizbalik 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmericamight be because of yt shorts

    • @SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmerica
      @SGTMajorMikeGodBlessAmerica 9 месяцев назад

      mostly@@atsizbalik

  • @anklescooter
    @anklescooter 9 месяцев назад +572

    WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE BIKINI BOTTOM DAYCARE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤙🤙🤙🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @JackAttackgamingXD
    @JackAttackgamingXD 9 месяцев назад +366

    WE MAKIN' IT OUTTA ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @swaggerijay
      @swaggerijay 8 месяцев назад +5

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRRRR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

  • @sabsyoutube241
    @sabsyoutube241 9 месяцев назад +285

    3:37 the part you've been waiting for

  • @totemoundying
    @totemoundying 9 месяцев назад +879

    WE GETTIN OUT OF JAIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️

    • @kkrock_
      @kkrock_ 9 месяцев назад +12

      POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD

    • @MYRZ_GAMING
      @MYRZ_GAMING 9 месяцев назад +12

      NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD

    • @totemoundying
      @totemoundying 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@MYRZ_GAMING🤑

    • @chelol208
      @chelol208 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MYRZ_GAMINGyes yes simping

    • @SPONGEBOB69420
      @SPONGEBOB69420 9 месяцев назад

      @@chelol208 IM NOT SIMPING FOR GENSHIN IMPACT CHARACTERS PLSSS

  • @Bentastic64
    @Bentastic64 9 месяцев назад +41

    anyone else notice how this video suddenly disappeared and now its back?

    • @calopsitarevoltada6109
      @calopsitarevoltada6109 9 месяцев назад +6

      It went private, but thankfully I saved the link XD

    • @zumaky18
      @zumaky18 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@calopsitarevoltada6109 Even if it was private i think you couldn't see it (at least i tried)

    • @calopsitarevoltada6109
      @calopsitarevoltada6109 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@zumaky18 You're right, I'm messing up private with unlisted

  • @DsMarbleRacing
    @DsMarbleRacing 8 месяцев назад +42

    Why is this actually fire?

  • @PhoTheOnlyCyanDemon
    @PhoTheOnlyCyanDemon 9 месяцев назад +951

    If he is gonna do this with every Spongebob character my life would officially be considered accomplished.

  • @maksvalMQ
    @maksvalMQ 9 месяцев назад +183

    3:37 POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD, NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @User.l4
    @User.l4 8 месяцев назад +24

    3:18 griddy with the light

  • @anomalousmemer5524
    @anomalousmemer5524 9 месяцев назад +36

    wait why am i listening to this and actually finding it good?

    • @user-dc3bb8yz9z
      @user-dc3bb8yz9z 9 месяцев назад +7

      Don't worry your not alone

    • @nycol387
      @nycol387 8 месяцев назад

      cuz it's a meme

  • @1sniper4you6
    @1sniper4you6 9 месяцев назад +565

    I've been waiting ages for this to come out. Best day ever.

    • @meatball5713
      @meatball5713 9 месяцев назад +6

      i have been to bud, we all have.... it brings tears to the eye...

    • @MugmanGuysEdits
      @MugmanGuysEdits 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@meatball5713Yeah 🥲

    • @leonardoestradavega2662
      @leonardoestradavega2662 9 месяцев назад +5

      Dark ages or normal ages?

    • @BambiMad
      @BambiMad 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@leonardoestradavega2662dark ages

    • @multiversal_threat
      @multiversal_threat 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@BambiMadbig dark ages or little dark ages?

  • @stickdudeanimationss
    @stickdudeanimationss 9 месяцев назад +129

    3:34 is when the meme truly happens

  • @Average_pepper_Enjoyer
    @Average_pepper_Enjoyer 9 месяцев назад +65

    SpongeBobs lines: Breathing in the dark, lying on its side
    The ruins of the day painted with a scar
    And the more I straighten out, the less it wants to try
    The feelings start to rot, one wink at a time
    Oh-oh, forgiving who you are, for what you stand to gain
    Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
    When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded
    Horrified with each stone on the stage, my little dark age
    Picking through the cards, knowing what's nearby
    The carvings on the face say they find it hard
    And the engine's failed again, all limits of disguise
    The humor's not the same, coming from denial
    Oh-oh, I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
    I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
    If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
    Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age
    I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
    You know that if it hides, it doesn't go away
    If I get out of bed, you'll see me standing all alone
    Horrified on the stage, my little dark age
    Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come
    The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind
    Police I swear to god I’m not simping for a child
    I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
    If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
    Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age
    I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
    I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
    If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
    Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age
    All alone, open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age

    • @AbdulHalim-sf6xj
      @AbdulHalim-sf6xj 9 месяцев назад

      this probably took a while but...this is pointless cause there's already lyrics in the video

    • @Average_pepper_Enjoyer
      @Average_pepper_Enjoyer 9 месяцев назад

      @@AbdulHalim-sf6xj yea I know it’s a joke

    • @Nobodying
      @Nobodying 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AbdulHalim-sf6xjnot pointless. I want to read the lyrics in its entirety and it makes it easier for me to find certain lines

    • @Erased_UnityXDX
      @Erased_UnityXDX 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AbdulHalim-sf6xjThe ones wanting to sing along the song and not wanting to go backwards because they didn't know the lyrics:

  • @Keklandia
    @Keklandia  9 месяцев назад +320

    SpongeBob Sings After Dark: ruclips.net/video/6z4e21TKkdQ/видео.html

    • @Boi_vr
      @Boi_vr 9 месяцев назад +3

      First 🤓

    • @MJT777X
      @MJT777X 9 месяцев назад +1

      Second

    • @ii.441
      @ii.441 9 месяцев назад

      fire

    • @Tiding_up
      @Tiding_up 9 месяцев назад

      I downloaded THt bruh

    • @totemoundying
      @totemoundying 9 месяцев назад

      🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @Conte_2do
    @Conte_2do 9 месяцев назад +525

    "All alone, open eyed
    Burn the page, my little dark age"
    masterpiece

    • @Popalous
      @Popalous 9 месяцев назад +11

      uhmm… actually this is a parody 🤓🤓🤓

    • @BambiMad
      @BambiMad 9 месяцев назад +19

      You forgot the part where he says "Police i swear to God, I'm not simping for a child".

    • @BambiMad
      @BambiMad 9 месяцев назад +3

      3:36

    • @ImNotFunny541
      @ImNotFunny541 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Popalousthe only lyric verse that changed was the “police I swear to God, not simping for a child” meme, which is only a few seconds

    • @ronaid-with-an-i
      @ronaid-with-an-i 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ImNotFunny541 Someone needs to rewrite all of the lyrics

  • @go-to-sleep-please
    @go-to-sleep-please 9 месяцев назад +744

    Ok but why is it one of the best renditions of the song I think I've ever heard
    It's maybe even better than the original

    • @coolcrafter3050
      @coolcrafter3050 9 месяцев назад +81

      I like the normal song but props to the person who found out "Policemen swear to god, love seeping from the guns" into "Police I swear to god, not simping for a child" sounds similar

    • @flazzorb
      @flazzorb 9 месяцев назад +17

      Frankly, it's because MGMT's skill is more in instruments, being avant guard, and sound mastering than singing. Don't get it twisted, they are very good, great even, just not at singing.

    • @vthln
      @vthln 9 месяцев назад +10

      Spongebob is a good singer

    • @zk2741
      @zk2741 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@flazzorb Personally, I like the lyrics more than the melody, doesn't mean the melody is a bop though. And just so ya know, singing in that kind of monotonous, robotic, still voice is actually slightly harder to do than normal singing, so props to them, that's actually singing talent if anything.

    • @arsonzartz
      @arsonzartz 6 месяцев назад

      ITS POLICMEN SWEAR TO GOD LOVE SEEPING FROM THEIR GUNS. THIS VERSION IS WORSE ITS NOT EVEN THE CORRECT LYRICS IDIOT

  • @ddxyzz
    @ddxyzz 9 месяцев назад +109

    Суперкек стал всемирной звездой 😢

    • @who_is_Judas_prime
      @who_is_Judas_prime 9 месяцев назад +5

      Печально

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 9 месяцев назад +3

      ahh boohoo, let us all enjoy SuperKek with no sadness for others knowing of his existence.

    • @erikcooldude8589
      @erikcooldude8589 9 месяцев назад +7

      Раньше он просто выпускал скучные мемы и всякую банальщину. И только сейчас преисполнился

    • @ddxyzz
      @ddxyzz 9 месяцев назад

      @@omniscientbarebones i am proud of him, really 😎

    • @xandle-bi3od
      @xandle-bi3od 7 месяцев назад +1

      the translation says supercake lol

  • @kcay_yippee
    @kcay_yippee 9 месяцев назад +16

    3:35 POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD! IM NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD!

  • @zhandouji896
    @zhandouji896 9 месяцев назад +46

    *I mean when Spongebob says "Police I swear to god not simping for A child" That sounds unique to my ears and it's stuck in that part of my brain for sure*

  • @onoffp-switch6391
    @onoffp-switch6391 9 месяцев назад +378

    Typing in my room, talking to children
    I drove for a while I drove there in my car
    The more I go online, the less I want to try
    The feelings start to come, one minor at a time
    Forgetting who you are, you know what you stand to gain
    I know that if I hide, it doesn’t go away
    When you come to the house don’t end up caught
    In a sting, I thought I was here to meet, my little kitten
    Checking the outside, knowing what’s nearby
    They ask me how was my trip, I say that is was hard
    My lies have failed again, he has the transcript
    My humor’s not the same, coming from the page
    I come to meet a child, the child sounds strange
    I know that if I run, this doesn’t go away
    I know she was 15 but you’ll still find me at the house
    Wide-eyed, there to meet, my little kitten
    I have a child myself, I never stopped to think
    I know that if I hide, this won’t go away
    If I continue this, I’ll find myself standing all alone
    In a cell, I came to meet my little kitten
    Giddy with delight, I can’t wait to arrive
    I know that this is wrong, something’s wrong with my mind
    Police I swear to God, not simping for a child
    I know my friends and family, would probably turn and run
    I got caught red handed, come find me heading for the door
    I just came here to meet my little kitten
    I love children so much, they must be underrage
    Dirty talk online, I just came to say hi
    When your mom isn’t home I’ll drive for hours in my car
    Wide eyed, there to meet my little kitten
    All alone, in a cell, just wanted to meet, my little kitten

  • @yoyo.535
    @yoyo.535 9 месяцев назад +18

    3:39 minecraft youtubers moment

  • @circuit1138
    @circuit1138 9 месяцев назад +276

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE CELL WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

  • @tombay7940
    @tombay7940 9 месяцев назад +17

    Your honor, she said she was 18!

  • @sockymonkie
    @sockymonkie 8 месяцев назад +6

    I wrote down the URL for this video in a book I had and gave it to a thrift store this morning lol

  • @sharkyonyt29
    @sharkyonyt29 7 месяцев назад +13

    3:47 ohp oilce i swore to god

  • @anaveragefnfplayer4883
    @anaveragefnfplayer4883 9 месяцев назад +68

    Its concerning when a song full version for a meme that is not expected to be singing actually sounds good

    • @Davidparty3
      @Davidparty3 8 месяцев назад +5

      No, absolutely not, for example, listen Roundabout fully.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 8 месяцев назад +2

      Its literally just a spongebob cover of my little dark age with a misheard line.

  • @nashwolf1731
    @nashwolf1731 9 месяцев назад +10

    He truly is not simping for a child.

  • @starplatinum5158
    @starplatinum5158 9 месяцев назад +7

    WE BUYING A CUPCAKE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @tzeentchmundi44
    @tzeentchmundi44 5 месяцев назад +8

    WE GETTING OSTRACIZED FROM SOCIETY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣👮👮👮

  • @dbzMC-69
    @dbzMC-69 9 месяцев назад +42

    FINALLY THE MEME HAS COME FULL CIRCLE ⭕️🗣️🗣️

  • @timka-ry5ib
    @timka-ry5ib 9 месяцев назад +14

    3:34 POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD 🧽 👮👮

  • @DrFeelGoood
    @DrFeelGoood 7 месяцев назад +6

    Idk why but i rly like this version

  • @user-kf9is3lj8i
    @user-kf9is3lj8i 9 месяцев назад +6

    3:36 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥: POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD! NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD

  • @Badrs_basement
    @Badrs_basement 9 месяцев назад +144

    WE MAKING OUT OF BIKINI BOTTON WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @thedayofok999
      @thedayofok999 9 месяцев назад +5

      IMA BE GETTIN IN OF UNDERWEAR TOP WITH THIS 🧠🧠🧠💧💧💧💧

  • @what_omg
    @what_omg 9 месяцев назад +11

    Im here before this becomes a old meme for like 2 to 3 years

    • @coolcrafter3050
      @coolcrafter3050 9 месяцев назад

      same

    • @user-3550
      @user-3550 9 месяцев назад +1

      It could probably be since many people connect it with EDP and is a meme for 2 years

  • @Inv_c
    @Inv_c 9 месяцев назад +1

    finally, been waiting for this one for a while

  • @Oisincapybara
    @Oisincapybara 8 месяцев назад +4

    3:38 the moment we have all been waiting for

  • @glennswagmire9769
    @glennswagmire9769 9 месяцев назад +152

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF ABYSS WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

  • @bancucs
    @bancucs 9 месяцев назад +30

    WE GETTING OUT OF AN OMMA VIDEO WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @LargeMemeandChaosCollider
    @LargeMemeandChaosCollider 9 месяцев назад +5

    Getting out of Death Row with this one 💯💯💯💯

  • @gumballsreturn
    @gumballsreturn 9 месяцев назад +28

    WE SHARING A CELL WITH EDP WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @FhD_FdX
    @FhD_FdX 9 месяцев назад +77

    Huge W for full version 🏆

  • @NCR_RangerRUS
    @NCR_RangerRUS 9 месяцев назад +111

    Ебать, я только сейчас понял, что это старый добрый СуперКек

    • @dmitriygorbunov9263
      @dmitriygorbunov9263 9 месяцев назад +18

      Помнишь видео про иллюминатов?

    • @niggacommunistfan
      @niggacommunistfan 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@dmitriygorbunov9263да

    • @div1nes0ul
      @div1nes0ul 9 месяцев назад +2

      Я что-то не понял, канал продался или как?

    • @niggacommunistfan
      @niggacommunistfan 9 месяцев назад

      @@div1nes0ul нет, кек решил на европейскую аудиторию приколы пилить

    • @Trofty
      @Trofty 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@div1nes0ulнет, просто делает акцент на зарубежные мемы. Или вообще их создаёт ибо он у них хайпится

  • @levi-lmfao
    @levi-lmfao 8 месяцев назад

    this sounds very well made! i love this! amazing job! 👍

  • @sasori9624
    @sasori9624 9 месяцев назад +14

    Spongebobs constant battle against his inner pedophile thoughts and how he fights against it is really commendable and i wish more people were as honorable as spongebob. Having the will to fight against your inner fucked up desires.

    • @Tan0Games
      @Tan0Games 8 месяцев назад +3

      It’s not desires it’s the devil

  • @SPONGEBOB69420
    @SPONGEBOB69420 9 месяцев назад +33

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF GENSHIN IMPACT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣🗣

  • @_Cetarial
    @_Cetarial 9 месяцев назад +4

    Officer, I swear she was a 1000 year old dragon!

  • @ycvenezuela3233
    @ycvenezuela3233 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Police I swear to god not dimpling for a child” instead of “policemen swear to God love seeking from their guns”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShadyItem
    @ShadyItem 9 месяцев назад +10

    Why is this actually good

    • @OverSizedArt
      @OverSizedArt 9 месяцев назад +3

      Because its little dark age sung by spongeboob

    • @ShadyItem
      @ShadyItem 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@OverSizedArt yeah but it is better

  • @CowBlob
    @CowBlob 9 месяцев назад +23

    WE STEALING THE SECRET FORMULA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣

  • @TpviY_PdrstK
    @TpviY_PdrstK 9 месяцев назад +14

    I can't listen to this song if SpongeBob doesn't sing it

  • @CommandingVanguard
    @CommandingVanguard 9 месяцев назад +59

    WE MAKIN' IT OUTTA FEDERAL PRISON WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @GoriIIaa
    @GoriIIaa 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is a masterpiece

  • @spinalcord6308
    @spinalcord6308 9 месяцев назад +5

    Thanks, glad you uploaded this. Was listening to it earlier today but the channel privated the video a couple hours ago.

  • @aurrygamer405
    @aurrygamer405 9 месяцев назад +5

    I've waited it so long, that's lit!!!

  • @Super-_-Kaban
    @Super-_-Kaban 6 месяцев назад +2

    Police i swear to God not simping for the SpongeBob!

  • @kedzin_br1736
    @kedzin_br1736 9 месяцев назад +12

    3:37 is when the meme happens

  • @b1ank_RBX
    @b1ank_RBX 9 месяцев назад +4

    been waiting for so long. worth every second waiting

  • @Yosleco
    @Yosleco 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is super beautiful

  • @sheeshert
    @sheeshert 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thank god it's back!

  • @darekwang
    @darekwang 9 месяцев назад +38

    WE GETTING OUT OF THE GULAG WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Team86_Official
    @Team86_Official 9 месяцев назад +154

    WE MAKING IT OUT THE WANTED LIST WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @OB_SI
    @OB_SI 9 месяцев назад +12

    ОДНОЗНАЧНО ШЕДЕВР, КАК ЖЕ КРУТО И КАЧЕСТВЕННО!

  • @chris_gaming23
    @chris_gaming23 6 месяцев назад +1

    Damn your songs are fire 🔥

  • @Acronier
    @Acronier 9 месяцев назад +13

    Masterpiece 💎

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho 9 месяцев назад +8

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF TOUHOU WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣🗣

  • @noahhernandez296
    @noahhernandez296 9 месяцев назад +5

    3:33 if you wanna get to the point where bro said it

  • @okay_.
    @okay_. 9 месяцев назад +65

    WE MAKING IT OUTTA DEATH PENALTY WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯

  • @Lawdasur_Reflex
    @Lawdasur_Reflex 9 месяцев назад +5

    Can't believe superkek made a full version for this song like he did so many times in the past...

  • @alxonplays3208
    @alxonplays3208 9 месяцев назад +5

    Finally, a full version!

  • @legomoai
    @legomoai 9 месяцев назад +26

    WE DEFENDING OURSELVES FROM CHILD SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @nezukoshimmer5586
    @nezukoshimmer5586 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:37 ....police i swear to god..not simpping for a child..

  • @Delovoi_pomidor
    @Delovoi_pomidor 9 месяцев назад +7

    It's good that there is a full version of the mashup

  • @Pyro_gaming_Tf2
    @Pyro_gaming_Tf2 9 месяцев назад +8

    WE GETTIN OUT OF THE PRISON WITH THIS ONE💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

  • @kopowitz
    @kopowitz 8 месяцев назад +2

    I just clicked 'im feeling lucky' button and here i am. just why lmao

    • @ShaharYoel
      @ShaharYoel 8 месяцев назад

      thats what i call good luck

  • @legomoai
    @legomoai 9 месяцев назад +4

    Me when I'm not simping for a child (the police won't believe me)

  • @kugelstich8632
    @kugelstich8632 9 месяцев назад +7

    A Masterpiece!

  • @aKind1sin
    @aKind1sin 6 месяцев назад +2

    it Doesn't Go away

  • @rudizilla1448
    @rudizilla1448 9 месяцев назад +3

    THIS IS SO FIRE 🔥

  • @fruitypoops
    @fruitypoops 9 месяцев назад +17

    3:37 what did he just say?? 💀

    • @gaktahusiapa2980
      @gaktahusiapa2980 9 месяцев назад

      💀

    • @user-wv1jw3vw5q
      @user-wv1jw3vw5q 9 месяцев назад

      @@gaktahusiapa2980 словарный запас молодежи в Америке: 💀

  • @BRD-Senpai
    @BRD-Senpai 9 месяцев назад +22

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF DRAGON MAID WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @Wutwut1n1
    @Wutwut1n1 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you so much, SpongeBob is a great singer 👏🔥

  • @levaiccaunt
    @levaiccaunt 8 месяцев назад +2

    Police i swear to god not eating for a child

  • @TheGreatEgg4
    @TheGreatEgg4 9 месяцев назад +11

    This is fire 🔥 🔥

  • @fatdumazz
    @fatdumazz 9 месяцев назад +116

    FINALLY A FULL VERSION AFTER A YEAR
    Edit: I started a war in the comments

    • @fatdumazz
      @fatdumazz 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@WOAHMAN6998 yes

    • @slycat128
      @slycat128 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@fatdumazzcringe

    • @fatdumazz
      @fatdumazz 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@slycat128 nuh uh

    • @slycat128
      @slycat128 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@fatdumazz yeah huh

    • @fatdumazz
      @fatdumazz 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@slycat128 huh yeah