dude, Mario the War Criminal is so much better. Better graphics, the perspective shifts to like 5 different people by the end, numerous callbacks to the originals, there's even a Phoenix Wright reference in chapter 3! you should totally try it.
I was so happy when I found the secret ending of this game where Yoshi gets away with committing Tax Fraud. You just have to beat the last boss, Phoenix Wright, without getting hit.
Dont forget collecting all the coins and red coins in every level, and framing baby mario for the attempted murder when he grows up. Also, you need to throw at least 5 eggs at pheonix and then groundpound him at his last hp point and do it all in under 5 minutes
You achieve this secret ending by getting an SS rank first try on all 69 levels. You can get an SS rank by: 1. Completing each level within 5 minutes. 2. Kill no civilians/no collateral damage. 3. Use no disguises. 4. Destroy all evidence. 5. No detections. 6. No Damage taken.
I'm here to announce that Nintendo of America posted a job opening on Twitter on November 23rd for an Income Tax Manager, and...THEY KNOW. THEY ATTACHED YOSHI'S PICTURE TO IT. 😂 Also, "I supported Ron Paul back in 2008." (chef kiss) So good.
I remember Saul from Breaking Bad saying "If they can get Capone, they can get you." Clearly they haven't seen the flawless work of Yoshisaur Munchikoopas.
Hey guys I think I might of screwed myself over. I saved inside the IRS building right before the cops find the tax forms in my house, so whenever I try to leave I just get arrested instantly. But I hav'nt blackmailed baby mario to get his lawyer so I cant win the trial. Does any one know how to get around this or am I just softlocked.
DJ Lapras, that’s what I did. The soft resetting took a while but it was worth it as I had completed everything from previous levels and didn’t want to restart.
Yoshi, the Munchakoopas Pokemon. Hugely popular with the fans since appearing in 1990, but the question on all our minds is "How Good Was Yoshi Actually?" Yoshi was hardly seen in gen I as he spent most of it on the run from the authorities who were investigating him for tax fraud. He was one of the few Pokemon to learn pay day naturally, but with its base power of 40 it was nothing to write home about. Onto gen II, where held items enabled access to flame wheel while holding a red shell, wing attack when holding a blue shell, and magnitude when holding a yellow shell, though these didn't help as the high speed police chase going on kept him out of the competitive scene. Gen III saw the introduction of the ability Tax Fraud, which changed the base power of pay day from 40 to 120, but thanks to his low attack power, coupled with the fact he'd been arrested and was held on remand awaiting his court date, he wasn't available to appear in any tier. Gen IV saw the physical and special split buff his tax fraud ability to change pay day into a special attack, but due to his ability openly counting against him as evidence in court, Yoshi was found guilty. Onto Gen V with the weather wars, Yoshi missed these entirely as his guilty verdict had him jailed for an entire generation. Gen VI saw one of Yoshi's inside contacts smuggle in some Yoshinite, meaning on his release he was able to evolve into Mega Yoshi. His mega ability, repeat offender, saw pay day go back down to its usual 40 power, but also become a multi hit attack, hitting 2-5 times. This meant anywhere between 80-200 attack power, so the boosted attack power meant it really didn't matter if the attack only hit twice, leaving it tearing through sturdy and focus sash users, and actually saw him banned to ubers, where his overwhelming prominence drew attention to his reoffence and got the fuzz on his case once more. Gen VII would see Yoshi establish a tax haven in the Alola region, and the addition of Yoshium-Z gave him a new attack in the form of Tax Exemption, which was so powerful it was patched within a day, and nobody remembers what it originally did. So How Good Was Yoshi Actually? Well his tax fraud kept him out of earlier generations, but his immense wealth and capital allowed him to come back strong. Though his notoriety made him shy of making any actual tournament appearances, in casual play he's unstoppable.
@@technoeggnog You mean how in gen VIII he gained the hidden ability Money Laundering? That one helped Game Freak fart out a lazy effort of a game for an HD console that was still guaranteed to sell like an X-Factor Xmas single on recognition alone. (Or was Town the money laundering scheme? Either way.)
Word up, Yoshisaur Munchikoopas is my name, And I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game. I lied on my tax forms cause' I just don't give a fuck, Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks. I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared, And I got another million more right under my stairs. I do my business deals under the cover of the night, So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight. I take advantage of every loophole, even one's that don't apply, It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie. I claimed Baby Mario as dependent, though he ain't my kid, And made up charity work I never even did. I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times, So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes. Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game, And commiting tax fraud is worth every single dime. I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules, I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools. I keep 99 cents of very dollar that I make, Nothing makes me cum faster than a good ol' tax break. I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate, I supported Ron Paul back in 2008. You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay, But it's OK, because taxation is theft anyway. Word to your mother, Peace out, yo.
Lyrics *Sing Along* Word up, Youshisaur Munchakoopas is my name And Imma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game I lied on my tax forms cause I just don't give a fuck Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared And I got another million more right under my stairs I do my business deals under cover of the night So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid And made up charity work I never even did I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate I supported Ron Paul back in 2008 You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay But it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway Word to your mother Peace out, yo
LYRICS word up, T Yoshisaur Munchikoopas is my name And I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game I lied on my tax forms 'cuz I just don't give a &%$# Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared And I got another million more right under my stairs I do my business deals under cover of the night So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight I take advantage of every loophole Even ones that don't apply It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent, tho he aint my kid And made up charity work I never even did I must have cheated on my tax forms at least 100 times So many clever tricks I can't fit em all into rhymes Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime I'm a tax-dodging bad***, I don't play by the rules I make the government look like a bunch of **** fools I keep 99 cents of every dollar I make Nothing makes me come faster than a good old tax break I hate playing taxes if there's anything I hate I supported Ron Paul back in 2008 You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay But it's ok because taxation is death anyway Word to your mother peace out yo
Yknow, M̶̧̹͈̼̼̈̓̇̽ͯ̑͌ͬ̃ͣ̋ͪͦ͐̚͠ͅà̛̖̤̘̗̲̰̙̤͓̠̳̥̦̑͐̇͗̿͂̀ͨ̂̍ͮ͐̃̈́̂̿̚͡þ̸̶̛̈́̒ͪ͒̐̈́̆ͤ͆̐҉͈͍̮͎̪̼̻ͅæ̡̡̝̲͖̪̲̥̜̠͇̘̮͕̲̖̔͑ͣͥͬ̚͟ö̲̦̳͍̠̺͕̠͉̹̜͖̯̞̖̣̥̈́͌͂̉̉ͣ̂͊́́̚͞! I said, M̶̧̹͈̼̼̈̓̇̽ͯ̑͌ͬ̃ͣ̋ͪͦ͐̚͠ͅà̛̖̤̘̗̲̰̙̤͓̠̳̥̦̑͐̇͗̿͂̀ͨ̂̍ͮ͐̃̈́̂̿̚͡þ̸̶̛̈́̒ͪ͒̐̈́̆ͤ͆̐҉͈͍̮͎̪̼̻ͅæ̡̡̝̲͖̪̲̥̜̠͇̘̮͕̲̖̔͑ͣͥͬ̚͟ö̲̦̳͍̠̺͕̠͉̹̜͖̯̞̖̣̥̈́͌͂̉̉ͣ̂͊́́̚͞! What the fu- *this post was taken down by Nintendo, on copyright grounds. Thanks for understanding.*
Did i hear the sound of tax fraud being committed? Did you know that under the 2nd amendment of the federal Mushroom Kingdom Tax Bureau, the tax fraud you have just committed is... VERY ILLEGAL! I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE HORRIBLE THINGS I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU!!!
INCOME tax. You know, the thing that he doesn't really have right now because he's donating all his presidential money and he's not running his businesses while president. Funny how he had his taxes come out already once before a few years ago, regarding a time not all that long before, and he seemed to be paying taxes just fine. It's almost like something happened between then and now.
Yoshi beat the IRS. The Joker is afraid of the IRS since that's the only way Joker can go to prison, but he goes against Batman. Batman beat Superman once. Superman is literally invincible except for kryptonite. Conclusion: Yoshi is GOD.
Yes. This definitely seems like Tomodachi Life at evening-- there is definitely some parallels to the lines they sing in the rap battles. Definitely. But, there's gotta be a good reason as to why so far in my comment-scrolling expedition, I haven't seen anyone talking about it.
This plays during the good ending if you play as yoshi in the credits but if you buy the police dlc this plays in the bad ending credits where yoshi gets away with it.
This song is the reason I keep a Yoshi Happy Meal toy with a Sierra Tequila hat on my shelf. He fled to an undisclosed Latin American country when the IRS came looking for him.
I knew Yoshi could spit fire, but not like this.
Robert M Yoshi is currently holding a red shell here...
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*NOT LIKE THIS!!*
they should remake mario world and this is what yoshi should say this when he consumes a red shell
ah yes
Nearly three years later and I still can't believe how fluid they got a text-to-speech to rap.
Yeah, the Siiva team are very good with text-to-speech and similar things, like the DK Rap. Also nice pfp
love ur profile pic and also yeah ikr
For real, also nice pfp
Ikr, but cringe pfp
You should hear Sheogorath by yung scrolls.
Remember guys, if Nintendo claims this, it's canon.
But they won't claim his money. And that's all Yoshi wanted.
Original comment 😐😐😐
whats this beat called
@@mrstainaman4146 it's the trap ending from yoshi story yo yo yoshi.
It’s already canon.
It's been 6 years, and Yoshi hasn't been caught, I think it's pretty obvious that the government isn't even trying anymore.
Yeah the government cant even see this bruh
Yoshi’s experienced at this, he knows all the tricks
yoshi is so powerful he somehow hasnt been caught in 4 years even though its been 3 years
Fax
I think they just let him do it at this point
Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud and Wario Commits War Crimes were my favorite childhood games.
dude, Mario the War Criminal is so much better. Better graphics, the perspective shifts to like 5 different people by the end, numerous callbacks to the originals, there's even a Phoenix Wright reference in chapter 3! you should totally try it.
Yo but what about Luigi vs. The Housing business?
@@mis_l5858 we just gonna ignore mario commits treason? I mean, the main villian litterly dies in it.
WRZ Banjo Yeah, I totally forgot about that one. I personally think that Peach the corrupt tyrant is better though.
@@mis_l5858 what about the koopa kids get disowned
Memes aside why is this so catchy
Cause it’s lit
This is a bop tho
Yoshi is stonks
Because it's G O O D
it aint no meme tax fraud anint a joke cuh koopa talk that non koopa shit again ill koopa your woopa dickhead
I was so happy when I found the secret ending of this game where Yoshi gets away with committing Tax Fraud. You just have to beat the last boss, Phoenix Wright, without getting hit.
FunnelCakeBoi OBJECTION!
Dont forget collecting all the coins and red coins in every level, and framing baby mario for the attempted murder when he grows up. Also, you need to throw at least 5 eggs at pheonix and then groundpound him at his last hp point and do it all in under 5 minutes
You also need to blackmail Baby Mario into getting his lawyer for you
Pheonix is a defense attorney, btw
@@homeo7785 Perhaps you haven't played the entirety of Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud. Phoenix betrays Yoshi.
So you're telling me that Yoshi DOES get away with committing tax fraud? What is this? The secret ending?
That Hollerin' Hoot The happy ending
The 103% complete ending
You achieve this secret ending by getting an SS rank first try on all 69 levels. You can get an SS rank by:
1. Completing each level within 5 minutes.
2. Kill no civilians/no collateral damage.
3. Use no disguises.
4. Destroy all evidence.
5. No detections.
6. No Damage taken.
@@megido878 But you're required to be disguised to move around World 5: The IRS Building?
@@tattersthebat6253 there was a secret sub area
“It’s ok because taxation is theft anyway.”
I mean, technically he’s right.
I mean taxing is literally ransome under a different name
well yes, but actually yes
Well, more akin to extortion but still
Based.
The Completionist's theme song.
OOF
Leaked Yoshi Switch OST
OH GOD Silva is gonna make this comment a real vid...
Henry Dodds Hopefully. :^]
Lol you for seen a leak on sep 6 lol
Yoshi's crafted world: craft together some fake tax forms for yourself.
Craft ways to escape the IRS
god damn yoshi isnt playing around
Lenox don’t you mean *Paying* around?
Lenox yeah he’s cursing
No he isn’t.
ruclips.net/video/G56VgsLfKY4/видео.html
0:49 tho
@@appleburger285 0:12 tho
Yoshi would be that dad that didn't pay for his child support and bought a Dodge car.
that’s strangely specific
Meanwhile Bowser had to fight for months in court to get custody of Bowser Jr
A Tax Dodge car
that's your dad isn't it
Dodge charger*
10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss
300th like for you
Lel
I have a good feeling about this.
#1 Yoshi
10.Yoshi
9.Yoshi
8.Obama Beatboxing
7.Yoshi6.Yoshi
6.the dollar
5.PaRappa The Rapper
Richard Watterson
Yoshi
Yoshi
Joe
yoshi
0.d
britain: raises tax on tea slightly
america:
@Eric Lee And have to pay virtually no taxes and get stuff essentially free, all while enjoying the benefits and conveniences of modern life.
Middle and poor classes: okay I'll pay my taxes, it's only fair for a working economy
Rich people:
Haha America bad
@@shadowbbb7 as an American I can confirm
@@shadowbbb7 Haha tea bad
- an American in 1775
The indirect sequel to the Sex Offender Shuffle.
Emm Bee Sea I am an electrician’s apprentice.
MixAndMash joel?
Emm Bee Sea no this is moonman
Mix idubbbz
That's a sequel to bowers robs a bank and kills 5000000 people with no fricks given
*T A X B A R S .*
*J A I L B A R S*
666 likes
Dead memes
Lucent Shadow don’t you mean gold bars
I'm actually surprised nobody made a rap out of this song before, tbh.
What is the original called ?
+Josh Carter Yo-Yo-Yoshi from Yoshi's Story
Relax Alex did something with it
NintendoFan Você tá em todo lugar!
Pelo amor de deus, para de me seguir
The Completionist:
I'm here to announce that Nintendo of America posted a job opening on Twitter on November 23rd for an Income Tax Manager, and...THEY KNOW. THEY ATTACHED YOSHI'S PICTURE TO IT. 😂
Also, "I supported Ron Paul back in 2008." (chef kiss) So good.
wait really?
jaden da finger Yes, that really happened.
Link1129 Source?
Please add a source!!
that was my birthday...
Yoshi, you lovable libertarian dino
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@@SparkShark101 667th
Petar Mitkov 760 😩
Peak AnCap
uhhh
something about libright
that Ron Paul line is brilliant
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"I voted for Ron Paul back in 2008" Ouchie
that hurts
oof
IsaakBPhoton why?
enzo lumare he wanted to abolish Taxes
Blake Blast He is a libertarian so it makes sense. Not saying that it is viable, but it’s not a bad idea
when he said "i make the government look like a bunch of damn fools" i felt that
Ya
Not that they need any help with that
"I supported Ron Paul back in 2008"
I felt that
lmao felt
YOSHI
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
ingx32 He didn't do anything right either
NosferatuTodd oh yes he did
No? but Black Yoshi did by framing the original
Taxation Is Theft.
LuigiRocks2014 THAT'S RACIST!
this is actually fire
First Name Surname Right?
Ikr
Yoshi ate a Red Shell before singing this
funni n original Best comment
Word to your mother!
I unironically like this
Same
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I remember Saul from Breaking Bad saying "If they can get Capone, they can get you." Clearly they haven't seen the flawless work of Yoshisaur Munchikoopas.
I claimed baby Mario as a dependent even though he ain't my kid
And made up charity work I never even did
@@PrismGenesis I must've cheated on my tax forms at least a million times
@@genericperson360 so many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering’s my game
and committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
Sounds like somebody we would elect for president.
AdvisorOfDark Gaming yes it does
#yoshiforpresident2020
well the libertarian party got 3rd last election so nah, probably not
I'd take Yoshi over Bowser any day.
Opponent: "Yoshi uses loopholes to avoid paying taxes"
Yoshi: "Of course I do! Of course I do. I do it because it's smart."
Ron Paul didn't win, so
Does anyone else get Parappa vibes off this rhythm?
I do
I'm a tax paya. Wish I was a playa.
@@oasis9615 Fax saya
*Chinese*
Tax Tax Master Onion
Hey guys I think I might of screwed myself over. I saved inside the IRS building right before the cops find the tax forms in my house, so whenever I try to leave I just get arrested instantly. But I hav'nt blackmailed baby mario to get his lawyer so I cant win the trial. Does any one know how to get around this or am I just softlocked.
Sneak out through the windows at night. As long as you have a stealth of at least 1 you should be fine.
But you will only be able to get the unidentified criminal ending.
Cj_sucks_at_life You can also soft reset until there is an earthquake (1 in 1000 probability). then you just run away as the cops do.
DJ Lapras, that’s what I did. The soft resetting took a while but it was worth it as I had completed everything from previous levels and didn’t want to restart.
Strange, when I tried that, I lost. Coincidentally, there was a patch that was released today.
Yoshi, the Munchakoopas Pokemon. Hugely popular with the fans since appearing in 1990, but the question on all our minds is "How Good Was Yoshi Actually?"
Yoshi was hardly seen in gen I as he spent most of it on the run from the authorities who were investigating him for tax fraud. He was one of the few Pokemon to learn pay day naturally, but with its base power of 40 it was nothing to write home about.
Onto gen II, where held items enabled access to flame wheel while holding a red shell, wing attack when holding a blue shell, and magnitude when holding a yellow shell, though these didn't help as the high speed police chase going on kept him out of the competitive scene.
Gen III saw the introduction of the ability Tax Fraud, which changed the base power of pay day from 40 to 120, but thanks to his low attack power, coupled with the fact he'd been arrested and was held on remand awaiting his court date, he wasn't available to appear in any tier.
Gen IV saw the physical and special split buff his tax fraud ability to change pay day into a special attack, but due to his ability openly counting against him as evidence in court, Yoshi was found guilty.
Onto Gen V with the weather wars, Yoshi missed these entirely as his guilty verdict had him jailed for an entire generation.
Gen VI saw one of Yoshi's inside contacts smuggle in some Yoshinite, meaning on his release he was able to evolve into Mega Yoshi. His mega ability, repeat offender, saw pay day go back down to its usual 40 power, but also become a multi hit attack, hitting 2-5 times. This meant anywhere between 80-200 attack power, so the boosted attack power meant it really didn't matter if the attack only hit twice, leaving it tearing through sturdy and focus sash users, and actually saw him banned to ubers, where his overwhelming prominence drew attention to his reoffence and got the fuzz on his case once more.
Gen VII would see Yoshi establish a tax haven in the Alola region, and the addition of Yoshium-Z gave him a new attack in the form of Tax Exemption, which was so powerful it was patched within a day, and nobody remembers what it originally did.
So How Good Was Yoshi Actually? Well his tax fraud kept him out of earlier generations, but his immense wealth and capital allowed him to come back strong. Though his notoriety made him shy of making any actual tournament appearances, in casual play he's unstoppable.
can you not leak the ending script please
@@technoeggnog You mean how in gen VIII he gained the hidden ability Money Laundering? That one helped Game Freak fart out a lazy effort of a game for an HD console that was still guaranteed to sell like an X-Factor Xmas single on recognition alone.
(Or was Town the money laundering scheme? Either way.)
@@reloadpsi Yeah, so cool how the game hides secrets so good and useful.
Such a fantastic false swipe reference I was not expecting to get, thank you
Gen 8: G-Max Yoshi. Signature Move: G-Max Tax Destroyer
_"There are two things certain in life. Death and Yoshi dropping some dope ass rhymes."_
*- Benjamin Franklin*
He's only spitting so much fire because we dropped him in the lava so many times playing Mario Maker.
(That, and being best buds with the homie Dash.)
Unassuming HQ Profile Pic Yeah boi!!!!!
no, hes spitting fire because he swallowed a red shell
That youtube channel is dead
@@Kappa5938 I'm not sure you understand what a dead channel is.
@@Kappa5938 dashie channel isnt dead lol with 5mil subs. Try again
Word up, Yoshisaur Munchikoopas is my name,
And I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game.
I lied on my tax forms cause' I just don't give a fuck,
Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks.
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared,
And I got another million more right under my stairs.
I do my business deals under the cover of the night,
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight.
I take advantage of every loophole, even one's that don't apply,
It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie.
I claimed Baby Mario as dependent, though he ain't my kid,
And made up charity work I never even did.
I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times,
So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes.
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game,
And commiting tax fraud is worth every single dime.
I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules,
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.
I keep 99 cents of very dollar that I make,
Nothing makes me cum faster than a good ol' tax break.
I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate,
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008.
You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay,
But it's OK, because taxation is theft anyway.
Word to your mother,
Peace out, yo.
The "Word to your Mother" part killed me.
The cloud on the very left is so nice
omg i just noticed it lmao
*lets all rejoice to the national anthem of committing tax fraud*
Ya
CTF vs USSR
Libertarian theme song
Lyrics
*Sing Along*
Word up, Youshisaur Munchakoopas is my name
And Imma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax forms cause I just don't give a fuck
Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And I got another million more right under my stairs
I do my business deals under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply
It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid
And made up charity work I never even did
I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make
Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay
But it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway
Word to your mother
Peace out, yo
Used to love this game as a kid.
Moon man has been recarnated as Yoshi
I wanna see Moon Man and Yoshi have an epic rap battle
"Yoshi Yoshi, can't you see? Koopas and Shy Guys need to hang from trees"
Your secret name, that only I and SiivaGunner will call you, will be Yoshisaur Munchakoopas.
Moonman but he's a libertarian dinosaur instead of an alt-right celestial body
agreed
Damn, Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud is such a great game!
No wonder why it still holds up to this day!
Everyone, stand for the official LibRight anthem
What about the Libwich, which is a lib in a sandwich that costs $5.99 at Political Reddit Restaurant
based
@Wormboy on the hardware of the computet
Based
@@yagomizuma2275 Based on tax fraud.
>But it's okay because taxation is theft anyway
fuck my sides have gone into orbit
LYRICS
word up, T Yoshisaur Munchikoopas is my name
And I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax forms
'cuz I just don't give a &%$#
Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And I got another million more right under my stairs
I do my business deals under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
I take advantage of every loophole
Even ones that don't apply
It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent, tho he aint my kid
And made up charity work I never even did
I must have cheated on my tax forms at least 100 times
So many clever tricks I can't fit em all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
I'm a tax-dodging bad***, I don't play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of **** fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar I make
Nothing makes me come faster than a good old tax break
I hate playing taxes if there's anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay
But it's ok because taxation is death anyway
Word to your mother
peace out yo
You really didn't need to censor it
Captions exist
taxation is theft, not death
@@gaspardsavoureux8680 Whats the difference when it concerns taxes?
@Zaktot1357 that's deep
I love how the whole internet unanimously agrees Yoshi doesn’t pay his taxes
*Yoshi dropping sick bars and court evidence in the same song.*
I learned more about taxes from this song than school.
Smart man
When you eat a piranha plant
Nognaught this Is the best comment I've seen on this video.
on Yoshi's Island, you don't eat piranha plants
*THEY EAT YOU*
And guess who tf joined smash ?
>Imagine not agreeing with everything that Libertarian Yoshi says
>agreeing with bourgeois capitalist yoshi
Imagine believing in money
@@Alexiel-f6o Imagine believing we can avoid currency
*[this comment was made by the Libertarian Gang]*
Yoshi's recreational nuke silo
if Yoshi is Libertarian
Who in the Mario series is National Bolshevik
Daisy
mario, with the fire flower suit
NAZBOL GANGGGG
NAZBOL GANG
Chip Potato Why Ludwig?
Top 10 Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss.
Yes
0:32 his different with TheCompletionist
LMAO
elaborate pls
CLAIMED BABY MA-
m... mwahr...
m- wh... who..?
Yknow, M̶̧̹͈̼̼̈̓̇̽ͯ̑͌ͬ̃ͣ̋ͪͦ͐̚͠ͅà̛̖̤̘̗̲̰̙̤͓̠̳̥̦̑͐̇͗̿͂̀ͨ̂̍ͮ͐̃̈́̂̿̚͡þ̸̶̛̈́̒ͪ͒̐̈́̆ͤ͆̐҉͈͍̮͎̪̼̻ͅæ̡̡̝̲͖̪̲̥̜̠͇̘̮͕̲̖̔͑ͣͥͬ̚͟ö̲̦̳͍̠̺͕̠͉̹̜͖̯̞̖̣̥̈́͌͂̉̉ͣ̂͊́́̚͞!
I said, M̶̧̹͈̼̼̈̓̇̽ͯ̑͌ͬ̃ͣ̋ͪͦ͐̚͠ͅà̛̖̤̘̗̲̰̙̤͓̠̳̥̦̑͐̇͗̿͂̀ͨ̂̍ͮ͐̃̈́̂̿̚͡þ̸̶̛̈́̒ͪ͒̐̈́̆ͤ͆̐҉͈͍̮͎̪̼̻ͅæ̡̡̝̲͖̪̲̥̜̠͇̘̮͕̲̖̔͑ͣͥͬ̚͟ö̲̦̳͍̠̺͕̠͉̹̜͖̯̞̖̣̥̈́͌͂̉̉ͣ̂͊́́̚͞!
What the fu-
*this post was taken down by Nintendo, on copyright grounds. Thanks for understanding.*
I love that it’s the same voice as Yoshi in TerminalMontage’s videos. He needs to animate this lol
David: We’re not the same!
Scotty: David’s definitely right!
Everybody rise for the Completionist national anthem
Did i hear the sound of tax fraud being committed?
Did you know that under the 2nd amendment of the federal Mushroom Kingdom Tax Bureau, the tax fraud you have just committed is...
VERY
ILLEGAL!
I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE HORRIBLE THINGS I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU!!!
SMG4
Cat Kirby yes
A fellow man of culture, I see
MY ILLEGAL SENSES ARE TINGLING
This theme was so emotional when it played during the final boss
I want someone to say this all in a Yoshi voice
This is all in a Yoshi voice.
This aged well
happy yoshi commits tax evasion day
President Trump mains as Yoshi confirmed.
Exactly
Lol
Not funny didn't laugh
ALBOE no one cares if you didnt laugh
Not funny, laughed.
i unironically listen to this
Yoshi: Speaking true facts and spitting that fire.
Also Yoshi: 🐸
Yoshi only pays 750 dollars a year despite being a "billionaire"
INCOME tax. You know, the thing that he doesn't really have right now because he's donating all his presidential money and he's not running his businesses while president. Funny how he had his taxes come out already once before a few years ago, regarding a time not all that long before, and he seemed to be paying taxes just fine. It's almost like something happened between then and now.
@@yomama9390 Yoshi was never president
@@robertmerrill8918 are you politically ignorant or just disingenuous
@@robertmerrill8918 If only Wario was the president....
@@yomama9390 I don’t know who you’re talking about but this is a Yoshi meme video
Yoshi is an absolute patriot. Through and through.
The perfect sequel
Lovelandmonkey lol
Anyone from wavywebsurf?
This is genuinely well written
its that time of year again
"Taxation is theft" I mean he's not wrong
*Word to your mother* is out of line and out of nowhere, but it's too funny every time I watch this
This is unironically much better than what I was searching for
description: "Composer: Kazumi Totaka"
me: "hmmmm"
Yeah, didn’t you know Kazumi was good at making bars
Yoshi beat the IRS.
The Joker is afraid of the IRS since that's the only way Joker can go to prison, but he goes against Batman.
Batman beat Superman once.
Superman is literally invincible except for kryptonite.
Conclusion: Yoshi is GOD.
Batman beat Superman more than once, and Superman could beat dr manhattan, I.e.: Yoshi killed god, and took his place
Not only that, Yoshi can probably eat the kryptonite, and spit it at Superman. Meaning, Yoshi can easily beat Superman
Makes me cry tears of joy hearing this. It brings back so many nostalgic memories.
What Nintendo thinks Gilvasunner does on a daily basis
This song took place 20 years after the original version of the song. Yoshi sounds a lot more confident here than the first one
Yoshi: Anarcho-Capitalism
Mario: National Bolshevism
Bowser: Monarchism
listening while doing my taxes. Unfortunately I cannot bring myself to follow Yoshi's advice.
Should’ve titled it “Jirard Commits Tax Fraud” tbh
Love him or hate him, he be spitting straight facts
Yes. This definitely seems like Tomodachi Life at evening-- there is definitely some parallels to the lines they sing in the rap battles. Definitely.
But, there's gotta be a good reason as to why so far in my comment-scrolling expedition, I haven't seen anyone talking about it.
The guy you’re supposed to not be afraid of:
The entire time I was listening I was getting more hype and going "AYY AYY AYY" along with it lmao
TheSeerLlama hell yeah dude. Me too.
Just did my taxes. Should have claimed baby Mario as a dependent. Damn.
The new moonman album is good
“But it’s okay, because taxation is theft anyway.”
#BARS
Top 30 rappers that anybody is afraid to diss
Number 1 will suprize you
This plays during the good ending if you play as yoshi in the credits but if you buy the police dlc this plays in the bad ending credits where yoshi gets away with it.
I keep coming back to this video way too often
I'd pay Yoshi to get that song on the radio
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF YOSHIS ISLAND WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
real
@@prageruwu69 yes
Based Libertarian Yoshi
"You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay, but it's okay because taxation is theft anyway" OOF
Perfect song to listen to while stashing money in offshore accounts.
I must’ve cheated on my tax forms a hundred times. I’m a tax-dodging bad-ass.
“I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make.”
This song is the reason I keep a Yoshi Happy Meal toy with a Sierra Tequila hat on my shelf. He fled to an undisclosed Latin American country when the IRS came looking for him.
Other people: Roddy Ricch is the best rapper!
Me an intellectual: