In the thick of the bushes, havin' a ball, dwells Blot the stealth camper beloved by all. Sitting in the thickets, with a mischievous grin, Sipping on a whaskey, his favourite sin. With a twinkle in his eye and a review on his lips, Blot's camping escapades, a series of quips. So raise your glass to this character unique, 'cause "you know it makes sense" to tune in each week!
Two rights!!! Great poem, it makes total sense... LICE!!!! Maybe young Chris will write a nice song and use your elegant words.... Hell, I play guitar as well , maybe I will😁 (no worries, if I record something, I would seek your permission, of course)
Love that the more whaskey Mr B consumes, the lower his security protocols go. I was buckled when he was Bush creeping at the bus stop shouting aaaaaaagh 😂😂😂
Absolutely loving your stealth camping videos, they're our new favourite binge! Can see this channel doing really well as you're just so genuine, and little Micks brilliant too! From your newest subscribers Ollie and Ezme ⛺
I've got to say even though the stealth camp videos are a similar format every week I'm still amazed at how entertaining they are and how you're never short of something to talk about (must be because I'm a northerner too). I always look forward to Sunday nights and the drop of another stealth camp!! You are a Total legend, Mr Chief Mandingo 👌👍
You're right, somehow he manages to put a new twist on something that should be past it's sell by date by now, not sure how he does it. (I'm a southerner 😜)
Every wild camper or stealth camper on RUclips will have loads of similar videos because every video is about camping of some kind. It's like someone who has a channel singing songs, every video they're singing a song with the same voice but it's a different song every time. Luckily I'm good at talking shite to create a little bit entertainment as well, you know what I'm talking about 😉👍
Munching gladbach 🤣🤣 borrusia. Hilarious Chris absolute spot on again love your channel as we both look forward to seeing you. Thankyou for your hard work and Thank you for the laughs. As regards the named whaskey if you get a distillery interested you could call it 'THE BLOTS MANDINGO RESERVE' 😂 glad you enjoyed our whaskey gifted for your great channel chris and thanks for the shout out buddy. Top fella. Dave(jebby) and catherine. MICE X
holy mike.............that bus pulled up as soon as you walked out of your camping spot..................you got some stones Chris..................we love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those packets of licecles from Aldi are what I buy mandingo, as they are much cheaper than Benski Beat and makes total sense. Ahhhh! You better believe that it is mandingo. Rights ✅ ➡️
You could have a few different whiskeys… “oh matron” “you know it makes sense” and “ahhh” would be three great names for three different whiskeys 😂 get it done mate 🍻
Great vid as usual Mandingo, I shared the wrong vid my man friend I shared the police station 1 again,, wat a total twat I am, all shared now my man friend awesome
Is seems if you are from the north east and your names Chris you must be a hardcore stealth camper! The way you two are going you will have tent up behind a stick and house brick next😂
Hello Chris a good name for your Wasky would be Blots Blend because it would be made to your own liking wouldn't it so Blots Blend it would be ricicles👍😃👍
Now this is the very definition of a stealth camp, you’re keeping it real and thanks for bringing us all along on the adventure. Roll on the next one, all the best 💪
Question: would you consider getting permission to camp at that haunted place where you were busted, and doing a Halloween camp there? Those sounds you guys heard were so creepy cool!
Those sounds were the tour guide.they clearly made a deal that worked for them both.blot got some good footage and chillingham castle got some publicity.
Call it 'Massive 10 - Mandingos Mackem Malt'. Nice one Chris. I thought you were ganna get busted again. That light musta been beaming outta there mate. Lol A chancey camp but ya pulled it off nicely.
@@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW I know you have I’ve seen all your videos and loved every single one of them especially the ones with the human dorsal fin little schmickaroobles.. honestly mate you have got me through some proper shit times.. thank you all keep it up my man friend… RIGHT……
BLOT man, ya need to get a County Durham distillery along the Waskerley Way you could call it the Waskerley Reserve as the reservoir is along the route , if not at least a wild camp with a waskey with you from the Waskerley way, love you sh@t man , keep on keeping on
Years ago i was nicking coal out the quarry nr sunderland and the cops came, me and the lads hid in a ditch full of nettles the police were looking all over for us. 1 cop come over to where we were hiding and had a piss all over us, we couldnt move or we would of been caught. Never ever forget that hahah
Waya your some Ray Mears. So glad I've found your channel, love the humour. Been binge watching all your content. Me and my family all find your content awesome and so funny. Definitely do for this mandingo, riggghtt. 👍👍👍😁😁😁👍
In the thick of the bushes, havin' a ball, dwells Blot the stealth camper beloved by all.
Sitting in the thickets, with a mischievous grin,
Sipping on a whaskey, his favourite sin.
With a twinkle in his eye and a review on his lips, Blot's camping escapades, a series of quips.
So raise your glass to this character unique, 'cause "you know it makes sense" to tune in each week!
Two rights!!! Great poem, it makes total sense... LICE!!!! Maybe young Chris will write a nice song and use your elegant words.... Hell, I play guitar as well , maybe I will😁 (no worries, if I record something, I would seek your permission, of course)
@@dasboot2761 Sounds awesome!
Fantastic, Melissa!
Maybe other viewers can try their hand at a limerick or two.
@@lamf4846 He's inspiring, our Blot. 😊
class 🍻🥃
Love that the more whaskey Mr B consumes, the lower his security protocols go. I was buckled when he was Bush creeping at the bus stop shouting aaaaaaagh 😂😂😂
I'm actually becoming emotionally invested in the whole Uncle Benski & Man from Del Monte saga😂
I love the little side plot (Blot Plot?) that this show has had over the years. The never ending war with Mr. Benski
Your a legend bud ❤ inspiring man great banter great character and a great soul. Realism in the building is better than fakism.
Absolutely loving your stealth camping videos, they're our new favourite binge! Can see this channel doing really well as you're just so genuine, and little Micks brilliant too! From your newest subscribers Ollie and Ezme ⛺
Chris, I love it when you shush us on camera! 😂
‘Rough & Smooth’ whiskey with the ‘Uhhhhh’ face would be epic! 😂
You should bring out your own whisky and call it AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR 😂
Or you could have a range of whiskeys, one being The Little Schmikkel 😂💯👍
Mandingo moonshine
Youngs whaskey. I can see the advert now! Time for a little chest warmer, youngs whaskey …. It’s better to remember this than the tent.
Aaahhh 🥃🥴👍
Your whasky should be called The Famous Blot
Thanks!
I've got to say even though the stealth camp videos are a similar format every week I'm still amazed at how entertaining they are and how you're never short of something to talk about (must be because I'm a northerner too). I always look forward to Sunday nights and the drop of another stealth camp!! You are a Total legend, Mr Chief Mandingo 👌👍
You're right, somehow he manages to put a new twist on something that should be past it's sell by date by now, not sure how he does it. (I'm a southerner 😜)
Every wild camper or stealth camper on RUclips will have loads of similar videos because every video is about camping of some kind. It's like someone who has a channel singing songs, every video they're singing a song with the same voice but it's a different song every time. Luckily I'm good at talking shite to create a little bit entertainment as well, you know what I'm talking about 😉👍
@@markbifferos2765because he's just being himself
Chris' call your whisky , Blot outdoors . Wife and myself love your videos mandingo.
All the best .scooter tony
Man from del monte with little mick...screaming yes yes yes😅
Way better format than all the other camping channels I watch.
No bullshit, just pure funski ❤ plus watching people getting whasteed is the ballocks.
RIGHTS 👍
Always kills me when he say ‘Nothing to see here just a fat bloke’ even better when Micks with him and he goes ‘Just a fat bloke and a dwarf’ 😂
I’ve always wanted you to ahhh someone from the bushes 😂😂😂. Great video and best channel. Thanks for the laughs Chris.
“Blotters cask whiskey” cracking name!
Call it total sense Whasky! because you know it makes total sense!
Love how you tell all us whos watching to shhh when someone is nearby 😂😂 keep them coming reallt enjoying the 2 vidoes a week
I spat out my tea, when he did the "AHH" from the bushes to unsuspecting pedestrians. LOL that was funny!
Much love from Poland
RIGHTS 👍
I wonder if coincidentally two stealth campers that don’t know one another have ever gone for the same spot for the evening lol
This one looks good Mandingo aaaahhhhhh
Munching gladbach 🤣🤣 borrusia.
Hilarious Chris absolute spot on again love your channel as we both look forward to seeing you.
Thankyou for your hard work and Thank you for the laughs.
As regards the named whaskey if you get a distillery interested you could call it 'THE BLOTS MANDINGO RESERVE' 😂
glad you enjoyed our whaskey gifted for your great channel chris and thanks for the shout out buddy.
Top fella.
Dave(jebby) and catherine.
MICE
X
Bloody brilliant name for a whaskey 🤣
@@SL-zz6mv haha cheers.
I add THE BLOTS MANDINGO RESERVE.
A fine whaskey to warm your chest with a slight hint of AHHHHHH.
😂😂😂
@@montdewallydehonk.395 I'd certainly buy that 🤩
@@SL-zz6mv me too id help him drink it too.
😂
Cheers Dave and Catherine, much appreciated 👍
holy mike.............that bus pulled up as soon as you walked out of your camping spot..................you got some stones Chris..................we love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
" I can't believe it's BLOT whiskey" or "oooh matron" would be a great name for your own whaskey mandingo
Should do a stealth camp in Scotland lad
You sir are a breath of fresh air ,in this nasty old world
Cheers mate 👍
Whisky gotta be called matron
Ffs Mandingo that’s to close for comfort 😂😂😂😂 not far from our Kip lol 😝 keep them coming Chris loving it👍🏻
HA WAY THE LADS. 👍🏻
Forget the whasky can’t beat a nice cup of tea
I love a cuppa tea but it's gotta be whaskey for camping pal 👍
Your channel is amazing. I only discovered it a few months ago. You deserve all the success that follows mate. Look forward to future content.
Matrons bush haha love it!,
Not hungry. Full of the joys ya cant
Those packets of licecles from Aldi are what I buy mandingo, as they are much cheaper than Benski Beat and makes total sense. Ahhhh! You better believe that it is mandingo. Rights ✅ ➡️
Same Mandingo 👍
Absolutely love it mandingo! Right!
Name for the whiskey if it ever happens,
Mandingo’s
Rough n smooth
Whasky
Whiskey name: The Glendingo
You could have a few different whiskeys… “oh matron” “you know it makes sense” and “ahhh” would be three great names for three different whiskeys 😂 get it done mate 🍻
Cant wait for this one my man friend!!😂😂😂 RICEICLES!
Whaskey name, Munchin gladbach! 1 drink gives you the Awww 😂😂.
Keep up the fantastic videos.
All the best M&M..
Haha you're a mad guy camping there 😂😂
Top stuff
You know it makes sense
Great vid as usual Mandingo, I shared the wrong vid my man friend I shared the police station 1 again,, wat a total twat I am, all shared now my man friend awesome
Little-shmick for the whaskey name,you better believe it aye
Terrible name lol 😆
You know this video is gonna be a banger by the title! You know it makes TOTAL SENSICLES!!!! Declan MICE 👍
Definitely a risky one mandingo and thats just the can of roast dinner beer, loved it as always tho, rights. 😂👍
Your some Arthur Rirtis and some Arthur Ficial your some Dan Druff and some Mike Hunt 😂🤪
Oh ho yes Mandingos! 🎉👍🏻🍻
That glove has seen some serious stealth stories
What a belter of an episode Chris. A classic stealth mission! It's the way... The way of the Mandingo😃
Beakarooney blend whiskey, boom thank me later😂😂😂
Another classic stealth camp from the king of swing Mr blot love it xx
15 pints and weed 🚑 great show as usual love the stories pmsl
Is seems if you are from the north east and your names Chris you must be a hardcore stealth camper! The way you two are going you will have tent up behind a stick and house brick next😂
But there's only one blot outdoors pal lol 😆
@@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW agreed👍
A proper stealth spot, mate! You were stealthier than a B-2 bomber. Rights!
You could call your whaskey ‘Blotto’ - I always say that when someone is steaming! 😂
The whisky of love 😂
Great as usual pal
Brilliant Chris you could call your brand of whaskey the stage diver lol after little Mick lol great show love it
Nice that Glenlivet oh matron. Watching from guisborough
Anybody else come across blots videos whist chilling getting stoned ? 🤣
How about‘little smick’ for the whaskey. Great show
Terrible name lol 😆
Hello Chris a good name for your Wasky would be Blots Blend because it would be made to your own liking wouldn't it so Blots Blend it would be ricicles👍😃👍
how about-- matrons suprize-- dorsal fins revenge-- or ring of fire-- for you wasky name
This is serious stealth camping behind the bus stop in the bushes . You better believe it is. Rights!
Right!
- A proper Stealth Camp this time !!!
👉 ... " 👍 " ... 👈
Check my videos, I've done shit loads 😉
I did a stealthed camped behind the state police barracks and went under noticed
Uncle benskie
Why r u shushing ? Your the only one there 🤣
Been watching the channel for two weeks now and it's brilliant 😅
Think you should call it BLOT on the Landscape!
Great camp onc agin see on the next one Gary simpson liverpool
GREAT VIDEO ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE RIGHTS
Now this is the very definition of a stealth camp, you’re keeping it real and thanks for bringing us all along on the adventure. Roll on the next one, all the best 💪
RIGHTS 👍
@@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW “you know it makes sense”
Riiiiights mandingo 👍
Question: would you consider getting permission to camp at that haunted place where you were busted, and doing a Halloween camp there? Those sounds you guys heard were so creepy cool!
Good idea
Great minds .............
I suggested this on the Chillingham stealth camp video comments.
Those sounds were the tour guide.they clearly made a deal that worked for them both.blot got some good footage and chillingham castle got some publicity.
Possibly, but the sounds sounded to weird and a bit unnormal , it was proper strange
@@KevinJones-bt7ib hahaha I’ve listened to them a few times there is nothing too strange about them.
Your videos always cheer me up, one day il go camping i just need proper cooking gear haha
Call it 'Massive 10 - Mandingos Mackem Malt'.
Nice one Chris. I thought you were ganna get busted again. That light musta been beaming outta there mate. Lol
A chancey camp but ya pulled it off nicely.
Ever consider doing a live stream? You, the human dorsal fin and the vansexual would be RUclips gold. Keep doing what you're doing.
Maybe at some point 👉
Great watch my Mandingo.. are you and cowboy Chris in competition for the maddest stealth camp?? Loving ya work bro….. LICE MICE RICE… 🥃🥃🥃🥃
I've been doing it a long time with some proper mad camps so I'm in competition with anyone pal 😉👍
@@BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW I know you have I’ve seen all your videos and loved every single one of them especially the ones with the human dorsal fin little schmickaroobles.. honestly mate you have got me through some proper shit times.. thank you all keep it up my man friend… RIGHT……
Founders Reserve is a Top 3 for Us 👏👏👏 Smickledorsalfin missed out on a tremendous wasky 😂
Have you ever done the Whiskey Trail in Scotland, that would be a epic series of videos.
Not yet
If you ever want to come down south mandingo hit me up for a few cans 😂
Oooooh Matron whisky 😂😂
Love this type of really stealthy camps and as for a whasky name, Blot’s chest warmer or Mandingo whasky, lol
Stealth for the name of the whiskey
Aww blot you do cheer me up brilliant xx
BLOT man, ya need to get a County Durham distillery along the Waskerley Way you could call it the Waskerley Reserve as the reservoir is along the route , if not at least a wild camp with a waskey with you from the Waskerley way, love you sh@t man , keep on keeping on
No way would I camp in bushes behind a bus stop. The amount of people who must have had a slash and worse in there waiting for a bus.
Dirty bastards……….
Years ago i was nicking coal out the quarry nr sunderland and the cops came, me and the lads hid in a ditch full of nettles the police were looking all over for us.
1 cop come over to where we were hiding and had a piss all over us, we couldnt move or we would of been caught.
Never ever forget that hahah
@@psmith77271 What the fuck haha
@@psmith77271hahahahah that’s a class story 😂
hahahaha legend! @@psmith77271
Great Sunday Evening once again, MICE ONE MANDINGOS 🎉❤
Class like always Mandingo 😂 dodgy bloke in the bushes shouting at late night passengers 😂😂
Another great camp mandingo! Rights.
Oh mate imagine if someone saw you 😂 they probs be like e linda there someone in the bushes
Waya your some Ray Mears. So glad I've found your channel, love the humour. Been binge watching all your content. Me and my family all find your content awesome and so funny. Definitely do for this mandingo, riggghtt. 👍👍👍😁😁😁👍
Spice of life!!!
Great vid mate.
Think you should call the whaskey Mandingohh! 😃
OUR MOTTO BLOTTO !!!
Mount Gay Rum feeling
Relaxo on the ceiling
ROCK & BLOT IN THE BUSH