Please Send Help (May 21, 2024)

Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
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[@dissociativealeks]

Does that mean my gold tooth is an engagement ring?

[@Kufunninapuh]

I think a lot about how Martin Luther could reasonably be called the good reverend doctor King. It sure would sound weird while not actually being incorrect. I think about spray painting the back of a Jean jacket with that title a lot.

[@toddhollen]

It's helpful that all of the celebrities I blocked for being useless and/or terrible humans are also making terrible movies so I don't even have to regret not going to them.