This is what my son looks like...
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2020
- Apparently this is what my child will actually look like.
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*Imagine if they have a son, and he actually looks like this, and he finds this video.*
Scarier than that bear I shot to save the journalist
"Dad... we need to talk."
HELLO FUTURE SEAN'S SON
Hope things are much better in your time
well now if your son looks like that he will never question if he was adopted...
because he will know you would not have picked him
In general the next generation of kids who have full access to their parents lives via RUclips content is going to be bizarre.
Jack: “It’s not like me to just break peoples arms or legs”
also jack: “HIDE YOUR KNEES OR I’LL BREAK THEM”
MORE!
Yoooo my brains density just doubled 😳
Ikr no cap 🧢
Technically he didn't lie
no gl'ankle is safe around Seán
Jack: has a son
In the emergency room holding him: “I don’t know if I should hug it or kill it”
You now why he has stopped to makes meme time videos
It sorta looks like drew gooden
Right & then Evelyn in bed tired would b like "JACK WTF WOULD U SAY THAT 2 HIM"
560th like
It's weird how the picture of Evelien and Seán's future kid really does look like it could be related to them but also looks so familiar
It looks like a shaved Daithi de Nogla
I think it looks like The Gaming Beaver ngl
Their related
It looks like fucking Peter Parker
@@ByteBoiToastin That's what I immediately thought too!!
“I don’t know whether I should hug it or kill it”-said every parent ever
me when i watch a drew gooden video
@@benjaminwyatt lol same
Me in like 6 years.
I’m scared of my parents now
pickleafraidofjars, no mine said, “AAAAA BURN IT BURN IT KILL THAT DAM THING”.
I have a feeling Jack's gonna go Kratos mode when his son's around.
"Bring me my ladder, B O Y."
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Nkr
8:46 anyone else notice that Sean’s “son” is labeled as Drew Gooden in Google Images?
Yeah lol
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE NOTICED THAT XD
@@djhunter3756 I thought Jack would notice that
Yea
@@safthegamer1774 same
“FallGuys are called beans, like jellybeans, are these called like, Spacemen?”
Crewmates
They’re Crewmates
Or imposters
or you could be generic and call them "Astronauts"
Or beans but in 2d
Nah they're Space beans lol
Or toes
his son looks like he would say “mayonnaise is spicy.”
Noice
"hot cheetos are painful"
Omg 😂😂😂
Look like he would have asma
Jack really out here using his unborn baby as content.
and? its good content 😌
This comment gives me an idea
quality content 10/10 would subscribe again
@@thegamergooster7449
Ferb, *I know what we are doing today!*
"THAT IS SO WEIRD...Ohh i dont know if i should hug it or kill it"
Jacks future son: 💧👄💧
Jacksepticeye when he was accused of breaking a arm:I never did harm
Jacksepticeye when he played gorn:give me them knees and toes
also he didnt really do this on purpose but he broke a girls ankle
The organ theme-song sounds like a boss-fight you’d find hidden in the videogame
👍🏿
E
That’s actually true tbh
I like your pfp
Holy fuck you're right
“I will spell Laugh in your blood” sounds like a cool Joker line TBH
now jack is not only water Jesus, but the joker aswell
You can’t spell laughter without slaughter
I will spell sus in your blood.
Red From Among Us LoL
KingCrashPLAYZ yes you can
I like how he called him self Jacksepticeye but his real name is seán
His mum called him Jack as a nickname when he was a kid, and one day, playing Soccer, he was hit in the head with a ball, and it got infected. Thus his friends started calling him JackSepticEye
@Darkninja13 you should inform yourself on how to spell information too
Imagine if his son actually looks like that, and teases Sean for saying he doesn't know if to hug it or kill it
Jacks kid watching this is 20 years dang, dad hates me.
You could say the same about your son John
Wot
@@quantum5203 I never hated jack
He got avenged my death
I’m also red/green colorblind, it’s extremely annoying to tell a person “I’m colorblind” and they just go off and say “WhAt cOLor iS THiS?” And then say “Oh, you’re not colorblind, you liar!” It’s annoying, don’t do it, people
That's the equivalent of taking away someone's glasses to make sure if they can see.
🤨
Oh, I just do it to piss people off.
Salty Mayo Jar that’s heartless lol
@@trazthealien3246 Thats the point. I get enjoyment from seeing their inferior eyes look down on me in shame. Oh yes, those eyes looking at me like I am such a bad bad boy... Jk I find it funny when my colorblind friends say, nOoOoO tHaTs nOt hOw iT wOrKs in a broken voice.
I just added a like for the legacy
me at twelve o'clock: It's lunchtime, It's lunchtime, gather all your friends it's lunchtime, it's lunchtime it's the only cure for starvation.
the guy sitting next to me: wtf are you doing
HA!! Gold! 🤣
hell yeah
*Sees Jack get Pewds w/ bell*= “Ding Ding! TOP OF MORNING!!!”
Sean: “DO IT OR IM GONNA KICK YOUR DOG!”
Me: *Looks at dog*
Dog: *Looks at me*
Me: “Rest easy my child, you’re safe.”
Yes
I'm ur 100th like👍
👍🏿👍🏿
Sean: "DO IT OR IM GONNA KICK YOUR DOG! "
John wick:😭
When will jack die a third time from meme general grievous with 28 lightsabers STAB WOUNDS
*"A meme in the morning makes the tears stop pouring."*
@Murder Cloak j
LOL SO CRINGEEEE
@@vendetta476 that's the point
That fly actually got me
I swear to god i thaught there was an actual fucking fly on my phone 😅
As the post of Sean and Evalyn's faces merged together came up I heard a bell being rang in the distance. A HAND HELD BELL.
Me when I saw my little sister for the first time: "Idk if I should hug it or kill it!"
fatherhood at its finest: “i donno if i should hug it or kill it”
Dunno about you, I kinda threw my dad into jail...
Saaaaame
*Or go get milk.*
its the gamingbeaver
@@silverrey7379 ?
My late grandmother had a small collection of vintage intricately carved metal bells and every New Year’s she let us grandkids take them out and ring them. Sean’s bells reminds me of them.
Bruh looking at his son...
He looks so much like Evelyn 🥺❤️
"I don't know if I should hig it or kill it!"
Jack's finding out what it means to be a parent!
Indeed...
XD
Hig
Hugging and doin a jig~
ah yes higging....
Jack, "Its not like me to break people's arms or bodies..."
Also jack, "GIMME THEM TOES"
that is verys true
But ankles?
the intro of the movie
a young boy saw a glimpse of sean in the shadows now he know his a victim.
me: would that be a good horror movie the toe eater
remember his crush's ankle
Wow we're still doing this quote shit on RUclips 😂 😂
Me: *sees Drew Gooden* He looks familiar, what-
Jack: *shows the Vine*
Me: 👁👄👁
I like your pfp
Ur pfp is 💜✨💚🖤
"I bet you all have weird names"
My name being Perseus: 👁👄👁
Sean: “DO IT OR I’LL KICK YOUR DOG!”
Me: *John Wick mode activated*
🔫😤
Same
Ohhh shit. LOL
_johnaton joestar mode on_
Where's my kitchen gun
And for 19 minutes, the world wasn't so depressed.
19 mins and 17 secs the world wasn't depressed
I know this is a joke, but in all honestly watching meme time does make me forget about my depression for the short time that I'm watching it. Seán really helps people out more than I think he realizes. I don't know about the world, but for 19 minutes, *I* wasn't so depressed :))
Viupcake holy hell that’s wholesome, let’s hope he sticks around for a long time
@@neenoodle I think he'll be around for a while. He's a good dude with good health. Love that guy.
yesssssss
8:53 I literally drove in a place called St-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Two years ago and it makes giggle every time I think about it.
17:00 I feel like Anti has something to do with that.
Basically
Jack: *yells*
Everyone: imposter
Jack: *stays quiet*
Everyone: imposter
Jack: *Talks normally with a solid argument*
Everyone: imposter
Jack: _cries in Irish_
Jack: *cries in Irish*
Everyone: *Understood, cleared.*
Gong Hawkeye 💀
*caoineadh*
That’s cry in Irish lol
Tricky Techno *Beautiful*
Vukasin Pantic Oh yes how could I be so stupid 🥔✨
The worse part about jacks son is that he will be tall.
@Benjamin Kramer ughh beggars can't be choosers you know?
@Benjamin Kramer thank you so much but sorry man don't feel like it.
@Benjamin Kramer zzzz
Actually, we have man who is smol, and woman who tall, so child average height!!!
"Take a knee so I can smack you!"
Me: *see’s Jack’s son* “Gamingbeaver? 😳🤔”
How many bones have you broken?
Well lets start counting all the funny bones.
Every Among Us stream be like : *There is a Jack among us.*
Nice I’m Maria I love call of duty mobile please support me and channel me ❤️💚😍
I wonder what would happen if jacksfilms played among us with Sean and both Jacks become impostors
Your skill is admirable. I’ll toss a coin to ya.
Jacque is among us
@@monsieurbacteria1977 Inspector Jaqyuzz 🤠
Sean: “DO IT OR IM GONNA KICK YOUR DOG!”
Me: **Looks at dog**
Dog: **Looks at me**
Me: “Rest easy my child, you’re safe.”
What were we doing again 😂
*When you don't have a dog* 👁👄👁 I'm s a f e.
I have a cat instead lol
My dog: **sweats nervously**
Me: it is ok my child I shall protecc you
I'm so use to not having a dog that when he said that it didn't affect me then I realised the massive ball of white fluff behind me is my dog.. (had her for 5 months there's a video of her on my channel)
Jack: Its meme time, its meme time *gather all your friends* its meme time....
Also Jack: Hello Quarantine club!!!
Edit: Yeah, had to like my own comment
8:12 teenage girls when their pregnancy test comes back as positive
Everyone: Jack, how do we pronounce your name correctly?
Jack: I'll tell you a little secret...
You don't
jack mcfokinlad
It's prnounced Sean Mac-lok-lin its my surname so it's easy to remember
No no no no, Ya'll got it wrong. It's obviously Sand mcduckfin. Duh It roll's off the teeth.
It's jack mcfucklin
sean mcdugleflicreptereyetyuuiopwaaser but if were being Sirius here then sean mcloughlin
We are going to reunite in 7 years when this is on our recommended again
Y
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏿
See you then!
That's actually quite humble. I'll see you then.
Yup 🤠
Jack if you want to feel refreshed in the morning, try top of the morning coffee. It’s the only way to make that tiredness go away
16:51 sean I think you're waking up during your rem sleep so you're not refreshed so we up when you rem sleep ends, the rem cycles happens in like 90 minute intervals I think, idk I'm not sure
Imagine if people actually simped for Jack's imaginary son
shruti Imaginary would be the word you’re looking for.
@@shaanp9796 you deserve more likes than the comment you replied to 😂
Oh I see a cliqueeeee
If you commented this you thought of it
*cough cough*
PewDiePie’s brain.. it must be Jack.
Meanwhile... Jack got killed
Pewds: ... I stand firm, it's jack
Jack killed himself, obviously
it was suicide
I can't help but appreciate how meme-able and relatable Sean is.
He's literally a living meme right down to the subatomic level.
jack waking up- ITS MEME Tme
me waking up- leave me alone its coffie time
Jack: “do the among us characters have names...are these like. space men?”
me:....you mean astronauts?
How about....crew mates?
Rachel Surgenor
.....Astro crew mates
..............astro-mates
tell Jack that there is a fake account of him called Jacksepticeye Vods
they're crew OwO
No one:
Sean’s son: My name is Liam, I’m the Baby sent by JackSepticEye.
IAmKevinBBx42 no
@Kaylee Hanson among us: become imposter
Kaylee Hanson the bot that says “Give me hate comments”
Wait I’m called Liam! And maybe I’m not born yet :)))
Keyblade Studios CONNOR??!!!!!!!????? I MISSED CONNOR MEMES
seans old camera quality: not focusing. seans new camera quality: better than half of the movies on Netflix.
Thank you jack for helping me with my anxiety attacks with these videos, it helps a lot surprisingly, maybe i just like memes, but thanks for these videos.
When he didnt yell "smash that rocket like button in the face, like a boss"
*maybe there is no cure to sadness*
Haha
👍🏽
If Sean's kid inherits Evelyns height, the short jokes will never end.
👍🏽👍🏽
Seam mcflipntree
Hold on does that mean jacks a leprechaun
Irish+short=leprechaun o my god O MY GOD!!!!! OOOOOOOO-
it will reach a new high *pun intended*
@@MKayyMC slack makruppintire
Me: has a headache. Also Me: decides to watch Seán
Jack: I bet you all have weird names
Me: heck yea I do and I love it😎
He hasn’t rung the “end of episode bell” in a while
5 bucks you wrote this in the beginning or middle of the video
Rip
Holy crap...thats all i can say rlly
It's not the end i guess
The show never ends
someone: **merges sean and evelien's face together**
sean: i don't know if i should hug it, or *kill it.*
@IAmKevinBBx42 Go hire a dominatrix
@IAmKevinBBx42 N O
yes, we also watched the video
Sounds like parenthood to me
@@distraction2803 amazing comment 😂
You even try to kick my dog, you'll be catching these hands lad.
That combination of jack and Evelin is there future child if they had a son
Jack: **Sees future son**
Also Jack: I don't know if I should hug it or kill it
"I bet you all have weird names."
*I feel attacked.*
Unknown•_• Potato I mean I'm named after rays of sunlight so yea
Well atleast your name is not failboat
hamter
.
*nervous sweating in weird names*
Jack is shorter than Evelyn....Evelyn is taller than Jack....Jack is a little spoon-
jack's a bottom
@@brandondixon2138 sis we done been knew
I... height doesn't determine things like that
@@jaemae-td1qk I actually don't see it. I get more of a service top from him.
@@brandondixon2138 stop ew. That's way too inappropriate & personal. I miss when these words we're just used by gay ppl in sexual context, not just to mean "masculine' or "submissive" that's so weird
Jack: smash the rocket like on this vid
Jack 0.01 milliseconds later: what the hell is a rocket like
Let’s take a moment to appreciate jack being a wholesome lad “Evelyn’s lovely, soft skin and brown eyes.”
wait what!??!
😊 YYYEEESS
Here after the delete of Unus Annus to try and fill the void :'(
Same tho
Me too
I’m glad Pixar didn’t copyright the video
Look everybody the only real cure for sadness is in fact meme time. 9 out of 10 Psychologists recommend meme time to cure sadness.
And that’s s a fact
Dude, was there even anything in the 2 top protanopic and deuteranopic bubbles?
woah you have 100k+ subs ;o
and depression
Don’t worry it’s 9/9 now!
"I don't know if I should hug it or kill it."
A common sentiment amongst parents of teens.
"I don't know if I should hug it, or kill it." That, my friend, is what a child is
I love to watch your videos during my lunch break at school
the organ theme sounds like if jack was a supervillain is that just me
No it definitely had a bit of a sinister sound to it...
OO1 SL4SH oh yea
Transylvania’s Meme Time.
The organ tends to do that
But I'm glad if you enjoyed it! :D
“I don’t know if I should hug it or kill it”
jacks’s son will remember that
Looks like eef and jack has a child tbh-
Who's rewatching meme time because Seán hasn't posted meme time in a while
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE ETHAN
I THOUGHT THE SCREEN CAP WAS ONE OF HIS VIDEOS W HIS FACE EDITED ON IT
Jack: i would NEVER brake someones arm.
Every character in happy wheels: ummm. HELLO!
No, he said he wouldnt break and forget. He remembers his breaks
@@SylviaBellefeuille you missed the joke
Sean: "I bet you all have weird names too"
Me being named Karí Gerður Ikaika
"Noooo, That's Rediculous Sean" 👀💦
Yo that's a cool name
i suppose you're icelandic and i have the wish to tell you that you're cool as hell. also, please transfer language knowledge thank you.
How do you pronounce that?
I'd say it's not wise to broadcast your full name but with a name like that no one could remember or spell it to stalk you.
dude I swear Icelandic names are designed to be impossible for people to pronounce, it has gone so far that even other Icelandic people can't even pronounce some names. For example my names Sigyn and I have never heard a single person pronounce it correctly the first time.
guys yk that mix of gab and sean into one person is exactly how babies work -.-
He literally scared the crap out of me when he screamed at the beginning. I was like OK OK ILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY.
Just imagine Jack's, Felix's and Corpse's son playing Among Us 5 25 years later.
And viewers' sons would be watching them lol.
oml this is what i want to see 🥺😌
Imagine Among Us 5.
... Corpses?
Picaboo 916, he’s a RUclipsr Sean played with. He’s the one with the seriously deep voice.
It was so damn cute when he said "Evelyn's lovely soft skin and brown eyes". So adorable ❤️
dont mind me im just waiting for meme time almost 2 months later
in the begining it sounds like he is saying "jacksepticguy"
Why does jack’s child look so familiar, like I’ve never met them before but I feel like I have.
Omg, I love your pfp and your name
Reminds me of Ethan.
Thats because you see jack in him
Jack's "child" looks like The GamingBeaver
Yes
Jack's best life changing quote:
"Screaming is Irish "
Shut up
@@HamudHabibi23 why should I?
👍🏿👍🏿
Clanging?
Clanging did you mean clalnhinfgksi?
Ok so why I don't play among us is because when I'm the imposter, if I make people think it's someone else and they boot that someone off, they know it's me when it says that the person isnt the imposter.
The show is really the cure for sadness
i feel like jacks baby would scream more than any other baby
Same
Oh yes lol
👍🏿
1000 Subscribers without any videos it's challenge shut up >:/
Jack: "It doesn't sound like i'd brake someone's arm or body part and forget about it"
Me: "No no- i think it's spot on"
Break not brake.
(But still,agree)
WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT
Who needs Harry Potter and the cursed child when we go Jacksepticeye and the blessed child.
"I don't if I should hug it or kill it." - Jacksepticeye to his possible child
kitchen gun: exists
americans: I'll take your entire stock!
What's this kitchen gun though?!
SHOOT ME, I DARE YOU
“Take my money!”
@@hanaeve__
*shoots anyway*
@@StubleHunter BANG BANG BANG! SAY GOODBYE, DIRT!
**Jack's son is born**
Jack: "Ooh I don't know if I should hug it or *kill* it"
To answer your question, they’re called crewmates.
this literally made my sadness go bye bye
Jack: How many people's bones did I break?
Mortal Kombat developers: We have our new DLC character!
You face Jack. Jack challenges you. What do you do?
Fight or run away?
We, true heroes: Act.
@@microdavid7098 the non heros that are big brains though: run away because he's to strong
@@WyattTheExistor Hi
@@ashtoon7250 hi
Hahaha, lol
Jack: “If jesus was a youtuber he would’ve asked people to subscribe”
Bruh he IS a youtuber/chess grandmaster/hunger games actor/adult video script writer. You even play with him on among us smh my head
Wut do u mean?
Cr1tikal lmfao
Shaking my head my head
And poet
Hunger games extra who unreasonably got cut out