This is so weird. I'm Danish, I've seen a few of his stand-up shows before and though I always found them funny, they were never quite hilarious to me. This, however, really hit the nail on the head for me!
Yeah, same. Then again, it's 8 minutes. So he can boil down his material. Even then, his sets on comedy aid hasn't been as genuinely perfect as this one.
I think it is because he has changed topics. I don't watch his Danish shows because they tend to be "teenage humour difference between men and women". He did a really nice bit for Standup for Comedy a few years ago, so I knew he could write jokes for a different audience. I think his target demographic just changed considerably. And he is talented to be able to change his style accordingly.
@@veronicae2291 Well, a great many do and while that may be funny at the time, they are sad. It is ironic that those who can afford to travel (sans Covid, obviously) are often loud, entitled and obnoxious representatives of their homeland, and the unfortunate natives who get too close have no other frame of reference for Americans, Germans or anyone else, except for the television or internet and God help them then.
Full Disclosure:. I may be loud bc I have rock and roll ears, I am hard of hearing and masks make it impossible to read lips and put that together with what I think my dinner partner or waitstaff may be saying. BTW:. Masks are a necessity, that's not what I'm saying.
Saw the Simon Talbot make denmark great again, he did make it before this appearance at Russells show, but yes its really awesome he dared to make that move and made it work for him.
mathilde mykløy As a Swedish person I agree with you totally. Sometimes I felt like I had an easier time understanding the Danish then the English. 😂 (Not because his English is bad, rather because mine is. 🤦🏼♀️)
You people are weird, it's easier to translate things into English than it is to translate inbetween our very similar languages. I mean when I say Grin, then the Swedes think it's crying and the rest of us sane people think it's smiling. When I say Tös, the Swedes don't understand and the Danes doesn't care and the Norwegians get upset, while I think it's a perfectly normal word here In Scania. If I say Rar, then everyone but the Norwegians think it's Sweet, but they think it's rare. Do you get my point... It's a fucking lot easier to translate from our languages into English than in between them, because there are words that have different meanings, and then there are words that doesn't have any cognates in the other languages. And it gets even worse when we get to old Norwegian AKA Icelandic. And let's not mention Gutetal or Dalmål or Sydjylländsk, or Tröndelagsk. We could literally spend over 30000 hours speaking about the differences in every minor language and dialects there of. It's just about exposing yourself to enough of the English language until you get a minor grasp in it and after that it becomes a lot easier, I used to speak both Scanian and Danish fluently, now I rarely if ever Speak either Scanian, Danish or Swedish. Mostly English, I literally dislike speaking Scanian although I'm proud of being a Scanian, however, no one understands me when I speak, most people just learn Swedish here now and no one seems to want to speak Scanian, or any of it's dialects. Klåijntade kotletter me' panntofflagröd o krös, ä så gott ad yvena rinna. Marinated cutlets with mashed potatoes and lingonberries, is so tasty that (my) eyes (flow/tear up). Ja stod ve vången inte möllan o glodde po en granner tös, hon va en redig granner tös, me yved hår o illröa läbbar, pattar som få o en röa som får alla glader vara. Man känner säj som en li'en glytt var gång man ser pona. I stod near the meadow next to the mill and looked at a pretty girl, she was a really pretty girl, with bushy hair and strikingly red lips, breasts like no other and an ass that makes everyone be happy. One feels like one is but a young boy each time you look at her. Now I could translate that into Swedish pretty Easily, by exchanging a few words, but translating it into Danish wish is the sister language of Scanian is near impossible, mostly due to how shit Danes are at spelling and speaking their own language, I mean Danish is mostly vowels and then short words like den is pronounced bm, and it's really shit to think in Danish and try to write it down, and writing it down in the first place makes it look too Swedish. Oh and if we were to all write down phonetically, then shit pommes frites, is it gonna be hard, because Danish is basically hell on Earth with like a billion vowel shifts... No English with it's sorry excuse of spelling and speech is a lot easier. I mean I live 65 km from Denmark and I still feel that English is a lot simpler than a language I've been forced to learn since a young age.
The Major Dude, I am half English. Not saying that it’s a struggle to translate things, but that it’s a stuggle in the sense that it loses it’s humour when you do.
It's really more to prove non Danes that he's a Dane. It's not uncommon for Danes who haven't shown their full Danish side yet, to be mistaken for being English (I don't really wanna bother listing the countries that speak English). I personally have a *very* British accent and I've had severe difficulty proving even fkn Brits that I'm Danish. Best way for a Dane to prove their nationality is not as much to speak a shite ton of Danish, but to roast the fuck out of everyone around them. Basically give them the same bombardment that Sweden gets on a daily basis
Well.. he did stand-up in America in 2016 (called make Denmark great again) and I think it'll be on netflix at some point - so if you're patient your wish will be granted.
I’m a dane who learned English in America. So when I speak most Europeans think I’m american but the minute a scandinavian hears me “that’s a dane”. He gave me the same vibe
Ive had this experience aswell. For example: Me: Im from sweden American: Wow do you speak swedish? Me: Uhh, yeah obviously. American: Omg thats so cool how did you learn that?
@Maria Blente Yes! Same in Denmark, though - And anywhere, for that matter. I've lived in Sri Lanka and Poland (and obv. Denmark), and they all ask. In Denmark, I was a live Polish dictionary, and in Poland, I was a live Danish dictionary. And Sri Lanka? Well, both.
Florida man once asked me where i was from in Disneyland, FL. I said "I'm from Denmark bro" - and he went on to state he knew it perfectly well. It was "around Nova Scotia somewhere". I'll never forget it.
I`m Austrian so not the full English perspective but a third one. I found him very funny. Too bad it got the audience so long to get the Jesus joke, it was so obvious that he meant the bible never mentions him going to the toilet.
I'm American and found him to be pretty damn funny. I had no idea a pastry could do stand-up so well. Sorry, that was my attempt at being funny. We can't all be a Simon Talbot. :)
Joken omkring at han er en dansk ex-jehovas med en irisk accent fungere nok bedre når han fremføre det hele på engelsk, ellers tror jeg ikke rigtig det er mere eller mindre sjovt på engelsk tbh :)
Lige meget hvad, så var det her et rigtig godt crowd, og Simon var 100% på, god levering og selvsikkerhed... Timingen og stemningen har bare været lige i øjet...
You know you've made it, when you're a danish stand up comedian, getting invited by Russel Howard. I've enjoyed a lot of Simons shows in danish, and this did not disappoint in any way. Great job, Simon. P. S. Your WoW bit is too fkin funny, man.
I'm from Germany and was in the US where I was asked how it feels to have Hitler as president... 😳 First I thought it was a weird joke, but that dude was serious. 🙈
My son have a conversation online yesterday with an American girl who was just "so amarican as possible" as he described it. Some of her comments: "Do they have cars in Sweden?!" Isn't that a shithole country?" "Isn't Europe a country?" "But Russia is a continent, right?" My son tried to explain, "Part of Russia is in Europe." Then she asked what the other part was. When my son asked her if he could to explain to her what propaganda was, she blocked him. I'm proud of my son, trying to nice and friendly explain some things over the internet and not explode inside. ❤
@@bodenlosedosenhose1590 more like : Pork-roast ! Brown sauce and potatoes! Now i have gotten dang hungry... Danish and english dont directly translate in most cases, that last sentence would be "Now am i dang gotten hungry" if done so instead. Its the difference in the use of the words, even tho easy to translate, you gotta "rearrange" or sometimes use more fittings words for a more true translation :) Google is not bad at this with english and nordic translations, but yeah it will leave you short in comparison to any avg IQ dane that doesnt suck at english :P
This is like someone I played CS with. Was Danish but his English was in a perfect Manchester accent. Also didn't believe him when he said he was from Denmark, which was actually ages after we started playing.
Being Scottish/ Filipino I can relate. Also to make things even more challenging, I currently live in the states. LOL I love Denmark by the way. I wanted to live there, my Ex chose here. I should have seen that as a sign. 😂
He actually sounds very nordic to me 😂 I don’t know about other people. But thanks to my passion for languages, it has helped me distinguish(pretty sure a lot of you too) with other people’s accent and language just by hearing them speak.
Watched it, felt the need to end it all, started liking it, didn't feel like ending it all anymore, laughed, felt refreshed. Perfect 5/7 from me! Educational and entertaining.
I love when he was like ‘og det er fordi jehovas witnesses cant do something’ and just moved on as if he hadnt just started that sentence speaking danish
@@MisaoMRyuzaki that was definitely Danish. I'm a Dane myself and he did say og det er fordi. But I just assumed it would be English so I didn't even notice
Josefine Light He’s definitely saying “and if...”. I’m a Dane as well, and it doesn’t even sound like he’s saying “og det er fordi...”. Also, it wouldn’t make sense gramatically
I'm American and I lived in Egypt on my first time visiting home the first thing I was asked by a friend of our neighbor was" what's type of English do they speak over there?" He was so proud of himself and said "me too I've traveled everywhere I've been to almost all 50 states "like hes been around the world
The funny thing is I can hear both an Irish and Danish accent, some words are more strongly Irish and others are definitely Danish sounding... My poor brain is struggling with the constantly changing accent 😂 but once I can deal with that... Full on giggles 😂
Huge fan of both of these amazing men! They are probably the most similar comedians out there, both in antics and the way they move around the stage really using their bodies to show humor :D I've seen every show Simon has done here in Denmark and am so impressed to see him coming this far too! Huge greetings from a fellow Dane!
My mother planned to move us (her, me and my brother) to Denmark when I was 10. I hate to think of what my accent would have sounded like. We had moved to Mexico when I was 5 and spoke Spanish better than English. Add Danish to that and I have no idea what it would have sounded like. We didn't get to go to Denmark, unfortunately. My mom passed away. I think I would have loved going to Denmark.
Love from Kenya honey... this was hilarious and I loved it. I always like it when somebody from a different culture and country can still make me laugh
@@h.thumbsthomas5479 Ari is just one of many bird names in Icelandic. I know a baby called Stormur Jökull, literally Storm Glacier. My brother-in-law is "Shield of Gods" and his son "Wolf Moon son of Shield of Gods". We don't think about it, it's just regular names xD
Simon Talbot killed it! I'm Danish and been watching many shows with Simon. He's also great in English which is so difficult, the humor is so different. #awesome
I love him already... Translating is hard. He doesn't need to change he's a fun mix. English is harder when it's not your native language and so is Danish ...to him it's his native language. So to him doing it in English is harder. And he's got a hint of an Irish accent on top of it ... I'm from America in the PNC area and whenever my friends online here me from another country I either get " Scottish or Canadian" when I talk normally but since I can change my voice into different accents when I go full on British English I sound Cockney.
If you're a Danish guy with an Irish accent who grew up as a Jehovah's Witness the jokes practically write themselves.
*you are the joke
One would think
dlwatib alot actually
Unlike the bible
He is a walking Joke. (Dane here)
Fun fact: A Dane can hear another Dane’s english accent from 10 kilometers away. Trust me, he’s Danish.
Sofie Møbes fisse?
Minecraft 69 Øl, fisse og hornmusik!
Its not a broken accent like the previous generation.
Og især de københavnske hehe
Er vi enige
A Dane, an Irishman, and a Jehovah's witness walk into a bar...
And he orders a drink
I ducked
And has a threesome anfd then this simon guy gets born nine months later
and all of a sudden it became quiet and peaceful
Normal family reunion.
I'm a Chinese guy with a Scottish accent, that lives in Africa
You should go into standup comedy!
Dajoe Dijoy Lø africa isnt a country
That's a show I wanna see 😄
You were born to do standup for sure
Whatever happened to 2012?
This is so weird. I'm Danish, I've seen a few of his stand-up shows before and though I always found them funny, they were never quite hilarious to me. This, however, really hit the nail on the head for me!
Yeah, same. Then again, it's 8 minutes. So he can boil down his material. Even then, his sets on comedy aid hasn't been as genuinely perfect as this one.
Can I ask you a question? Are you a Danish person named Dane, 'cause that's hilarious
I think it is because he has changed topics. I don't watch his Danish shows because they tend to be "teenage humour difference between men and women". He did a really nice bit for Standup for Comedy a few years ago, so I knew he could write jokes for a different audience. I think his target demographic just changed considerably. And he is talented to be able to change his style accordingly.
I think he does much better in English too it’s incredible.
Same. Saw Him warm up for Russell in Denmark, and thought he was defo more fun in English.
"Its like looking at fish going 'how do they breath in such a difficult environment... ohmagaaad'"
Ahaha
I literally fell off my chair laughing when he said that. 😂
Yes, all Americans talk, think and behave as a combination of Valley Girls (and Guys) from Brooklyn, by way of Long Island.
@@eboracum2012 no?
@@veronicae2291
Well, a great many do and while that may be funny at the time, they are sad.
It is ironic that those who can afford to travel (sans Covid, obviously) are often loud, entitled and obnoxious representatives of their homeland, and the unfortunate natives who get too close have no other frame of reference for Americans, Germans or anyone else, except for the television or internet and God help them then.
Full Disclosure:. I may be loud bc I have rock and roll ears, I am hard of hearing and masks make it impossible to read lips and put that together with what I think my dinner partner or waitstaff may be saying. BTW:. Masks are a necessity, that's not what I'm saying.
Half the comments are just danes congratulating him on going international 😂😂
Saw the Simon Talbot make denmark great again, he did make it before this appearance at Russells show, but yes its really awesome he dared to make that move and made it work for him.
Just like we congratulate you on being on the internet.
We used to only have the guy from lord of the ring and Mads Mikkelsen, But now we also have him🖖🏻
Guys, jeg er selv dansk 😂😂
Vi er jo stolte 😅
Being a Norwegian, I understand the translation struggle.
mathilde mykløy As a Swedish person I agree with you totally. Sometimes I felt like I had an easier time understanding the Danish then the English. 😂 (Not because his English is bad, rather because mine is. 🤦🏼♀️)
You people are weird, it's easier to translate things into English than it is to translate inbetween our very similar languages. I mean when I say Grin, then the Swedes think it's crying and the rest of us sane people think it's smiling. When I say Tös, the Swedes don't understand and the Danes doesn't care and the Norwegians get upset, while I think it's a perfectly normal word here In Scania. If I say Rar, then everyone but the Norwegians think it's Sweet, but they think it's rare. Do you get my point... It's a fucking lot easier to translate from our languages into English than in between them, because there are words that have different meanings, and then there are words that doesn't have any cognates in the other languages. And it gets even worse when we get to old Norwegian AKA Icelandic. And let's not mention Gutetal or Dalmål or Sydjylländsk, or Tröndelagsk. We could literally spend over 30000 hours speaking about the differences in every minor language and dialects there of.
It's just about exposing yourself to enough of the English language until you get a minor grasp in it and after that it becomes a lot easier, I used to speak both Scanian and Danish fluently, now I rarely if ever Speak either Scanian, Danish or Swedish. Mostly English, I literally dislike speaking Scanian although I'm proud of being a Scanian, however, no one understands me when I speak, most people just learn Swedish here now and no one seems to want to speak Scanian, or any of it's dialects. Klåijntade kotletter me' panntofflagröd o krös, ä så gott ad yvena rinna. Marinated cutlets with mashed potatoes and lingonberries, is so tasty that (my) eyes (flow/tear up).
Ja stod ve vången inte möllan o glodde po en granner tös, hon va en redig granner tös, me yved hår o illröa läbbar, pattar som få o en röa som får alla glader vara. Man känner säj som en li'en glytt var gång man ser pona.
I stod near the meadow next to the mill and looked at a pretty girl, she was a really pretty girl, with bushy hair and strikingly red lips, breasts like no other and an ass that makes everyone be happy. One feels like one is but a young boy each time you look at her.
Now I could translate that into Swedish pretty Easily, by exchanging a few words, but translating it into Danish wish is the sister language of Scanian is near impossible, mostly due to how shit Danes are at spelling and speaking their own language, I mean Danish is mostly vowels and then short words like den is pronounced bm, and it's really shit to think in Danish and try to write it down, and writing it down in the first place makes it look too Swedish.
Oh and if we were to all write down phonetically, then shit pommes frites, is it gonna be hard, because Danish is basically hell on Earth with like a billion vowel shifts...
No English with it's sorry excuse of spelling and speech is a lot easier. I mean I live 65 km from Denmark and I still feel that English is a lot simpler than a language I've been forced to learn since a young age.
The Major
Dude, I am half English. Not saying that it’s a struggle to translate things, but that it’s a stuggle in the sense that it loses it’s humour when you do.
@August : Testa att kalla en norska för en rar tös och se om hon tar det som en komplimang :P
@Jim Elliott Just out of curiosity, do you mean there are more scandinavians descandants in Utah than in other states?
Funny guy, didn't felt the need to kill myself during this 8 minutes.
I like that that's how you judge comedy.
That's a personal best for me
@@h.thumbsthomas5479 it was litteraly a joke he referenced..
@@magnusthoegersen8974 I know. I commented that before I got to that part of the video. Then heard the joke and was like ehhh it still stands.
@@h.thumbsthomas5479 what????!
I liked it! And in such a difficult environment.
Very nice reference
Love him, have seen him many times here in Denmark. Danish and British humor are very similar, i love watching british stand up.
Scandinavian stand up is terrible...British stand up is dead. PC crowd have killed it.
@@michaelairley2015 Yeah, PC can go F itself...
I love PC comedy. Y'all are retarded.
@Jim Elliott 5 years or more for me...US standup is all that's left.
This is fake. Smiley comedy...cringe...
Damn now I just wanna hear him sing more. That was beautiful
Maddie Collum
You aren’t danish, right?
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I’m loving how he starts out with a lot of classic danish things that we tell foreigners to pronounce, just to prove he’s a Dane to other Danes XD
LongLiveHarryPotter7 dude I feel like most Danish ppl would know this dude, and even if we didn’t you can still easily hear his danish accent.
K Nogne can’t say I know him, but I could hear his Danish twang throughout, which was very entertaining XD
It's really more to prove non Danes that he's a Dane. It's not uncommon for Danes who haven't shown their full Danish side yet, to be mistaken for being English (I don't really wanna bother listing the countries that speak English). I personally have a *very* British accent and I've had severe difficulty proving even fkn Brits that I'm Danish. Best way for a Dane to prove their nationality is not as much to speak a shite ton of Danish, but to roast the fuck out of everyone around them. Basically give them the same bombardment that Sweden gets on a daily basis
Please more? I don't know any Danish but this guy is hilarious and I'd love to see more of him :)
Well.. he did stand-up in America in 2016 (called make Denmark great again) and I think it'll be on netflix at some point - so if you're patient your wish will be granted.
@@majkenagerbo2952 Wohoo! Thank you for the info, I'll keep my eyes peeled :D
I'm so happy I stumbled across this lol.
In Denmark we have LOTS of qualified, high end comedians. Simon Talbot is... average (no offense he's good, but we have even better comedians).
@@PpAirO5 anden er meget god
I’m a dane who learned English in America. So when I speak most Europeans think I’m american but the minute a scandinavian hears me “that’s a dane”. He gave me the same vibe
Ive had this experience aswell. For example:
Me: Im from sweden
American: Wow do you speak swedish?
Me: Uhh, yeah obviously.
American: Omg thats so cool how did you learn that?
@Maria Blente Yes! Same in Denmark, though - And anywhere, for that matter. I've lived in Sri Lanka and Poland (and obv. Denmark), and they all ask.
In Denmark, I was a live Polish dictionary, and in Poland, I was a live Danish dictionary. And Sri Lanka? Well, both.
Amerikanere, huh? De är jävla dumme ;-;
C J lmao, I’m a Dane commenting in our sister language, Swedish, on the video of a danish comedian. Get out.
C J funny
CJ: And your grandchildren will be speaking Russian.
Florida man once asked me where i was from in Disneyland, FL. I said "I'm from Denmark bro" - and he went on to state he knew it perfectly well. It was "around Nova Scotia somewhere". I'll never forget it.
Lmao
Det klare han sku meget godt 😁👍
Not really. All I heard is a drunk baby choking in porridge.
Det synes jeg nu ikke
Damn....jeg vidste altid efter din accent at du var dansk lol....men det har hele tiden været et mysterie for mig aha
Husk nutids-r
@@miklogron6883 Det er den hyppigste fejl i det skrevne. 50 % ved sgu ikke engang, at der mangler et r.
I’m not sure if I laughed because it’s funny?
or because I’m Danish and I get it ?
Wish I had the full English perspective
I`m Austrian so not the full English perspective but a third one. I found him very funny. Too bad it got the audience so long to get the Jesus joke, it was so obvious that he meant the bible never mentions him going to the toilet.
Same
I'm American and found him to be pretty damn funny. I had no idea a pastry could do stand-up so well. Sorry, that was my attempt at being funny. We can't all be a Simon Talbot. :)
Shadow Prince
‘Pastry’ Aaaah I see what you did there.
😆 👍🏼👍🏼
That song he referenced, "skilla magina dinga do...." What's that song's name? I imagine it would be fun to listen to.
Wow he's really going places...
Keep on the good work!!!
Venlig hilsen en fan fra Rødovre
Er det bare mig, eller er han sjovere på engelsk end på dansk?
Nej, jeg er fuldstændig enig! Jeg synes ikke han er speciel sjov, men det her var sgu ret godt.
Joken omkring at han er en dansk ex-jehovas med en irisk accent fungere nok bedre når han fremføre det hele på engelsk, ellers tror jeg ikke rigtig det er mere eller mindre sjovt på engelsk tbh :)
hans danske stemme irriterer mig bare
Lige meget hvad, så var det her et rigtig godt crowd, og Simon var 100% på, god levering og selvsikkerhed... Timingen og stemningen har bare været lige i øjet...
jep
You know you've made it, when you're a danish stand up comedian, getting invited by Russel Howard.
I've enjoyed a lot of Simons shows in danish, and this did not disappoint in any way.
Great job, Simon.
P. S. Your WoW bit is too fkin funny, man.
Simon Talbot and Russel Howard. It's like two worlds colliding
So nice to see Simon Talbot on this channel!
I like both him and Russell Howard, and both the danish and british humor. Amazing 👌👌👌
Some Americans are just clueless. I had a guy ask me if we had IPhones in Europe...
Just one more video Another American asked me if the whole India is a desert. And she was a teacher.
I've had so many people ask me if we still had teepees in oklahoma
*Most Americans. FIX'D
🤣🤣🤣
I'm from Germany and was in the US where I was asked how it feels to have Hitler as president... 😳 First I thought it was a weird joke, but that dude was serious. 🙈
Finally someone said it.. Im so tired of pretending that we speak Danish in Denmark.
it's just so releaving to get it of our shoulders. You with me?
What do you mean? What are you saying? What language is spoken then ?? 🙄
@@travelwell6049 Dansk
@@travelwell6049 most Danes speak Japanese, since the Japanese colonized Denmark and most Danish islands in 1698
@@vato6686 hahahaahahaha jeg elsker det
My grandparents really don’t like his comedy
But then again they’re Jehovah’s witnesses
army!
Do I smell a danish peep and an ARMY?
JAAA!! ihh bliver altid så glad når jeg ser andre danske army’s 🦋🦋
Danske armys alfneke
hvor er hele kommentaren omkring danske armys
I’m a Mormon swede living in the UK and I have a Canadian accent for some reason. They call me a candinavian
That's funny :)
Is it Candy'n'avian?
So why have you incorporated a misspelled Icelandic last name, as a middle name in your profilname I wonder?
Love his stage presence. That´s probably my favorite thing about Simon.
Loved the "can´t even delete apps"-bit
ALL THE WAY FROM DENMARK! Bro denmark is like 2 hours away in the plane lol
It takes longer to check in at th airport than it does to get there.
Andreas Bagger do I need to? I’m danish?
@@andreasbagger2744 Well it's true. Have you looked it up yourself?
8 hours, direct NY, that's the shortest flight I've heard of.
If you mean London to Copenhagen take off to landing then it's about one hour.
...How does he do it? Moving, breathing in such a difficult environment?.... I met a few Americans, who are like that. On a stage it's b... hilarious.
I've lived in America all my life, I feel the same way when I meet those people. We also wonder how they can walk and breathe
yeah, walking and breathing is weird..
I’m American
Can confirm
I mean, how DO you do it!?!?
My son have a conversation online yesterday with an American girl who was just "so amarican as possible" as he described it.
Some of her comments: "Do they have cars in Sweden?!" Isn't that a shithole country?"
"Isn't Europe a country?"
"But Russia is a continent, right?"
My son tried to explain, "Part of Russia is in Europe."
Then she asked what the other part was.
When my son asked her if he could to explain to her what propaganda was, she blocked him.
I'm proud of my son, trying to nice and friendly explain some things over the internet and not explode inside. ❤
@@annakoch9972 lol I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex
FLÆSKESTEG! BRUN SOVS OG KATOFLER! Woo!
Nu er jeg sgu' blevet sulten...
@deekat3279 Pork, brown sauce and potatoes. Now I will be totally full.
Something like that. My Danish isn't great.
....and in such a difficult Language ;-P
@@bodenlosedosenhose1590 more like :
Pork-roast ! Brown sauce and potatoes!
Now i have gotten dang hungry...
Danish and english dont directly translate in most cases, that last sentence would be "Now am i dang gotten hungry" if done so instead.
Its the difference in the use of the words, even tho easy to translate, you gotta "rearrange" or sometimes use more fittings words for a more true translation :)
Google is not bad at this with english and nordic translations, but yeah it will leave you short in comparison to any avg IQ dane that doesnt suck at english :P
@@saddane6897 ik there might be some Americans reading but i dont think u hv to explain all of it like dat
@@damiankasperkowicz3265 Doesnt matter what u think m8, i wanted to explain it, hence i did :P
Fastest 8 minutes of comedy, it means you're good cause time goes by fast
This is like someone I played CS with. Was Danish but his English was in a perfect Manchester accent. Also didn't believe him when he said he was from Denmark, which was actually ages after we started playing.
Being Scottish/ Filipino I can relate. Also to make things even more challenging, I currently live in the states. LOL
I love Denmark by the way. I wanted to live there, my Ex chose here. I should have seen that as a sign. 😂
He actually sounds very nordic to me 😂 I don’t know about other people. But thanks to my passion for languages, it has helped me distinguish(pretty sure a lot of you too) with other people’s accent and language just by hearing them speak.
I’m not Danish but this hit home as soon as he came on and I sang with him...
(I’m Swedish. Someone shoot me, I’m liking a Danish guy!)
Watched it, felt the need to end it all, started liking it, didn't feel like ending it all anymore, laughed, felt refreshed. Perfect 5/7 from me! Educational and entertaining.
I love when he was like ‘og det er fordi jehovas witnesses cant do something’ and just moved on as if he hadnt just started that sentence speaking danish
I think he just said “and if jehovas witnesses...” it’s just the Irish accent that made it sound a bit weird
3:49 had to go look for it
@@MisaoMRyuzaki that was definitely Danish. I'm a Dane myself and he did say og det er fordi. But I just assumed it would be English so I didn't even notice
I didn't even notice.
Josefine Light He’s definitely saying “and if...”. I’m a Dane as well, and it doesn’t even sound like he’s saying “og det er fordi...”. Also, it wouldn’t make sense gramatically
Finally. Have been waiting for his act for so long.
His movement is so expressive
Like, he's funny too but that really stood out
Wow he is funny as and good looking with it. Hope to see more of Simon Talbot 🙏🏻
love this guy.. can't even delete apps
Luqe Prisecaru “I see them shaking.”
That killed me😂😂😂
I actually think this is one of his best performances! ;)
It's been a while since I last laughed so hard that I literally fell off my chair.
Thank you, Simon Talbot! :)
I gotta say, he reminds me of a drunk Daniel Sloss.
Best compliment tbh
Yea! That's Pretty acurate😁
itsFisch except ones a scot and the other has Irish accent vastly different !
Ugh I love Daniel sloss. He's the best
@@michelleflood8220 I Think it's more About their mimicry and bodylanguage being similar.
The deleting apps joke made me lmao! 🤣
The American girl he described must be from Calilfornia--based on the accent.
It's basically an Gabriel Iglesias imitation, so yes.
Or really anywhere that's kinda like the default Cheerleader voice in the USA.
Um... yeah.... no one really talks like that. In California or anywhere else. That's why they're called "jokes".
@@rowynnecrowley1689 Ahh, I guess I missed the joke.
@@cyl742 I think Rowynne talks like that... pssst... don't tell her.
His impersonation of that american girl had me in fits
I'm American and I lived in Egypt on my first time visiting home the first thing I was asked by a friend of our neighbor was" what's type of English do they speak over there?" He was so proud of himself and said "me too I've traveled everywhere I've been to almost all 50 states "like hes been around the world
The funny thing is I can hear both an Irish and Danish accent, some words are more strongly Irish and others are definitely Danish sounding... My poor brain is struggling with the constantly changing accent 😂 but once I can deal with that... Full on giggles 😂
Huge fan of both of these amazing men! They are probably the most similar comedians out there, both in antics and the way they move around the stage really using their bodies to show humor :D I've seen every show Simon has done here in Denmark and am so impressed to see him coming this far too!
Huge greetings from a fellow Dane!
My mother planned to move us (her, me and my brother) to Denmark when I was 10. I hate to think of what my accent would have sounded like. We had moved to Mexico when I was 5 and spoke Spanish better than English. Add Danish to that and I have no idea what it would have sounded like.
We didn't get to go to Denmark, unfortunately. My mom passed away. I think I would have loved going to Denmark.
Came here after watching Simon on Stormester s5. Love him!
I’m Swedish so I understood most of what he said in Danish, but this guy is freaking hilarious haha😂
Thanks, I have been waiting for this since you filmed it!
I saw this on my recommendation and I am glared I clicked this guy is amazing
Way to go, Simon. Håber du laver flere af sådanne shows en eeenglish ohmagawd!
ohmagawd!!
Love from Kenya honey... this was hilarious and I loved it. I always like it when somebody from a different culture and country can still make me laugh
So that is what he's been up to lately. Godt gået Talbot! :)
Didn't expect to see simon on the russel howard show lol
He is good in danish but he is perfect in English
It's so short! I need another hour of this guy, he's great!
One of the few, or only, Danish stand-up comedian that can make it work in english :D super godt gået Simon!!
I relate to this so much. I too was raised a Jehovah's witness and it was shit.
He has some pretty funny stuff on that subject.
Same. Lots of comedy material available though - gotta laugh or we'd cry
it's a dangerous cult ya know
"Screw down a little bit the expectations" xD
Simon is funny, both in danish and english and i get his jokes about accents.
This was freaking hilarious! One of the best stand ups ever!!!!!
Ari eldjárn is also pretty funny, he is an icelandic comedian and his name literally translates to raven firesteel
Ok someone knew how to name their child right! Lol
Hello Raven!
@@h.thumbsthomas5479 Ari is just one of many bird names in Icelandic. I know a baby called Stormur Jökull, literally Storm Glacier. My brother-in-law is "Shield of Gods" and his son "Wolf Moon son of Shield of Gods". We don't think about it, it's just regular names xD
@@futhark3 Those are awesome names either way! Lol
Simon Talbot killed it!
I'm Danish and been watching many shows with Simon.
He's also great in English which is so difficult, the humor is so different.
#awesome
I’ve been waiting for this bit to come up! Love it 🙌🏼
Well this was awesome. A throw back to the one liners with raw emotional history. Genuine, thoughtful, loved it. 2 out of 5 pidgins.
I'm Irish and I actually thought he was first. That "batter ye" part was true also :-)
Then you're gonna like this:
ruclips.net/video/y3jlR6k_wo0/видео.html
But you should actually watch the entire video because it's amazing.
I'm a Norwegian translator with an Irish accent living in Scotland. I felt this.
I want to see him do an impersonation of a “Karen” in all three languages!
@@charliepetersen2815 Jantelov. Fy for satan.
Which three languages? As much as I could tell he said he spoke English and Danish
@@charliepetersen2815 Ja, selvfølgelig haha.
This guy was absolutely hiarious 😭 did not expect that
This showed up in my recommended and I'm not complaining.
He is so much more fun when he is not laughing at his own jokes 😊 I love his performance in English. 😊
So pissed I missed getting tickets for Russel in Denmark
The apple and fruit joke was hilarious! The rest was very funny as well.
I like this guy's face. So expressive!
😱😱😱 OMG!!! My favorite Danish comedian on my favorite UK show🤩🤩🤩🤩
Du gør det godt Simon! Kæmpe fan. Fedt at du rykker det op på internationalt niveau.👏
Interesting to see a local guy here
Yes, Russel and Simon together 🤩 priceless 🙌😂
This was actually so funny, my eyes were tearing up
I love how he’s a buff dude with the energy and jumpiness of a scrawny dude. It’s like seeing Daniel Sloss in the Rock’s body and it’s hilarious.
This was friggin' hilarious and I would've liked more than 8 minutes!
I had no idea he spoke English as well.
And then being funny, “oh my, in such a difficult language”
Way to go Simon, way to go!
I’m a black girl, with Asian accent cause I’m born in Japan and live in Sweden
Nothing weird with religions in your upbringing? If so you should go into comedy :P
This guy seems pretty funny. I'll have to check out one of his shows next time I'm in Dublin.
i genuinely havent laughed that hard in so long, what a nice guy
Hmmm. He's giving off Fluffy vibes but with a Danish twist. 😅 I like him. 👍
He pretty much is the Danish version of Fluffy, just with a bit more adhd 😂
Jamii Tenzoe And he’s not fluffy?🤣
This was one of those videos where I came for something and didn't get what I wanted... *but better*
He is great. I hope he continues...
He is actually more fun in English than Danish 🤣
I love him already... Translating is hard. He doesn't need to change he's a fun mix. English is harder when it's not your native language and so is Danish ...to him it's his native language. So to him doing it in English is harder. And he's got a hint of an Irish accent on top of it ... I'm from America in the PNC area and whenever my friends online here me from another country I either get " Scottish or Canadian" when I talk normally but since I can change my voice into different accents when I go full on British English I sound Cockney.
Loved the “cannot delete apps”-joke!
Oh god I know he says he is Danish but he sounds like he was raised on a farm in offaly his whole life
Missed the perfect opportunity to call this segment The Russel Howard Show....
*DANSK*
i got a feeling that Simons career will start to to take a big turn who knows maybe he wil perform for a larger crowd someday i really hope so