Portal 2, the "Cooperative" Way to Ruin Friendships

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  5 лет назад +1553

    I honestly think this might be the finest video I've ever made. For me, at least. I'm Biased.

    • @jgn
      @jgn 5 лет назад +3

      But Can It Run Crysis?

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 лет назад

      I completely forgot why I was subbed to you
      I don't regret it and I'm sticking around

    • @thegovernment6799
      @thegovernment6799 5 лет назад +2

      You're so bad with the fucking ball...

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 5 лет назад +1

      Valefisk
      VALEFISK IS FAKE NEWS!?

    • @jackdeller2212
      @jackdeller2212 5 лет назад

      I was waiting the whole time for you to enable cheats and bind a key to shoot a rocket.

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 5 лет назад +2141

    “No, you’re wrong.”
    “Well, I’m going to commit suicide.”
    *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @ImReign
      @ImReign 5 лет назад +11

      👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @toba6919
      @toba6919 5 лет назад +8

      Three Squared I read ‘I’m going to kermit suicide’ and I also read it in de Kermit voice and it just made it a 100 times better

    • @pandorascrow
      @pandorascrow 5 лет назад +5

      SPEECH 100

    • @thriquinox
      @thriquinox 5 лет назад +3

      And at this position...
      ...Novelpond resigned the game.

  • @flockenlp1
    @flockenlp1 5 лет назад +868

    If you can play Portal 2 with someone, have fun and still have a functioning friendship afterwards, then you truly found a good friend. It's the ultimate test.

    • @kallimarii1509
      @kallimarii1509 5 лет назад +22

      Lol true! me and my BF just had the ultimate troll off in Portal to see who could troll each other the most.
      So far we're at a tie. 😂

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 5 лет назад +22

      If you've ever played Portal 2 with someone and not literally ragequit you've found a true friend

    • @ZacharyJClark
      @ZacharyJClark 5 лет назад +6

      I was on Portal 2, this was 3 years ago. That made me 23. I played the multiplayer with a 12 year old who randomed into my game. Together, blind; we beat the cooperative, zero problems and carried on our way.
      Whoever has problems keeping friendships on this game after playing Portal 2? Narcasists from what I can tell.

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 5 лет назад +19

      @@ZacharyJClark I also beat it with zero problems playing with my sister.
      The problems start when your buddy starts playing harmless little pranks on you like throwing away the cube you just spent half the level trying to get. Three times in a row.

    • @Sick-cada
      @Sick-cada Год назад +5

      @@ZacharyJClark you see, when you have a friend, they are more apt to troll you, im and it very easily gets annoying when you are trying to cooperatively beat a test and your partner won't help you and actively harms your progress

  • @peace-th7ze
    @peace-th7ze 5 лет назад +1053

    "Do you know why humans abandoned this course?" *Novel falls into Water and dies* "Too deadly."

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 5 лет назад +1028

    Doing Science < Enslaving the rest of humanity
    Novelpond says "why not do both"

    • @michaelgray9112
      @michaelgray9112 5 лет назад +19

      Doing Science = Enslaving the rest of humanity

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix 5 лет назад +1982

    Novel is a true gamer, I'm suprised he didn't say the gamer word in a heated gamer moment

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 5 лет назад +57

      what, like pewdiepie?

    • @cigbhungus3359
      @cigbhungus3359 5 лет назад +103

      I’M GONNA SAY THE N-WORD

    • @yourfavwonch
      @yourfavwonch 5 лет назад +95

      @@cigbhungus3359 *THAT'S RACIST, YOU CAN'T SAY THE NWORD!!*

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 5 лет назад +26

      *NUUUUUUUUUU-*

    • @IamJenJen101
      @IamJenJen101 5 лет назад +18

      This is now my favorite thread in all the internet. Thank you

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 5 лет назад +223

    Is it more sad that I once played through and beat Portal 2 coop mode by myself using 2 controllers.... or that I'm kinda proud of that?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад +32

      Are you kidding me? I play using the [Z] key to toggle between ATLAS and P-Body.

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 Год назад +17

      When you can trust no one, trust yourself.

    • @skyefarnan2311
      @skyefarnan2311 Год назад +1

      I mean there's an entire speedrunning category for solo co-op

  • @cyanide6240
    @cyanide6240 5 лет назад +236

    This rival's "Golf with Friends" for most friends murdered annually on my pie chart, only surpassed by Civ V, Connect 4, and Settlers of Catan

    • @generalred4107
      @generalred4107 5 лет назад +12

      Play new super mario bros wii

    • @jeremymclynch2074
      @jeremymclynch2074 5 лет назад +8

      don't forget uno... or monopoly

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget The Granddaddy of them all; Monopoly, fckin Monopoly and the Corrupt financial bankers

  • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
    @GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 лет назад +159

    "No, no, no, no you're doing it wrong!" is my whole life in a couple of words

  • @derpy3507
    @derpy3507 5 лет назад +160

    Screaming/Arguing for the whole Video? Now this is the entertainment I subbed for.

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 5 лет назад +156

    I can't believe you guys made it that far, the one time I played portal 2 Co-op was the last time and my friend and I just ended up screaming at each other for 30 full minutes. We didn't talk for a week.

  • @jose2226
    @jose2226 5 лет назад +60

    You both seem so genuine, none of that over the top screaming or fake reactions.

  • @betteradversary1606
    @betteradversary1606 Год назад +19

    when Novel started laughing at 12:02, I thought he had genuinely gone insane until I saw his pov, simply because of his unceasing, manic laughter

  • @TheLOL_11
    @TheLOL_11 5 лет назад +711

    Alright so who is this you're playing with? I know it's not Novel because I didn't hear the gamer word used in the video.

  • @dimasbaskoro8150
    @dimasbaskoro8150 5 лет назад +41

    Even in Portal, you still find a way to commit a mass murder
    Well done!

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 5 лет назад +1

      Even though there are only two people they still committed mass murder on each other

  • @trixie2558
    @trixie2558 5 лет назад +275

    You are actually supposed to get the least points
    So, getting 17 is awful

  • @sauce5321
    @sauce5321 5 лет назад +45

    I remember playing this with my friend, we ended up ending the friendship later and I think it was 90% because of this

  • @CaptainPrincess
    @CaptainPrincess 2 года назад +7

    portal 2 was a social experiment that proved the theory that gamers are physically incapable of any form of teamwork or social behaviour
    it causes physical pain to do anything other than screw eachother over

  • @SuspiciousGrapeSoda
    @SuspiciousGrapeSoda 5 лет назад +38

    Your lack of cooperation is entertaining and slightly frustrating

  • @bananacabana2817
    @bananacabana2817 5 лет назад +80

    you just pulled a soviet womble at around 2:00 i expect nothing less

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 5 лет назад +2

      Novel watches his vids, so maybe they both like him idk

  • @sake5140
    @sake5140 5 лет назад +371

    They did better than SovietWomble & Cyanide

    • @agentwashington2821
      @agentwashington2821 5 лет назад +2

      They did portal?

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 5 лет назад

      @@agentwashington2821 Yeah ruclips.net/video/5viXaIJ7S5U/видео.html

    • @giacomociogli7631
      @giacomociogli7631 5 лет назад +9

      True. Woble and Cy didn't even reach the end.

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 5 лет назад +1

      @@giacomociogli7631 Oh srsly they stoped on this doors? Haha

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 5 лет назад

      They both took a piss when someone was stuck

  • @NoahGrievous
    @NoahGrievous 5 лет назад +33

    This is every single one of my "cooperative" games.

  • @viator5o642
    @viator5o642 5 лет назад +12

    I remember when I first got this game and me and my friend no lifed it over the weekend, we beat it too.
    Man portal is such a great game.

  • @buttertool6211
    @buttertool6211 5 лет назад +11

    Nah man, Monopoly is the real friendship destroyer.

    • @CURSEisabastard
      @CURSEisabastard 5 лет назад

      Zarathustra Dynamite more like time waster

  • @vaultence1346
    @vaultence1346 5 лет назад +14

    Not lasers, Thermal Discouragement Beams.

  • @pieguy5323
    @pieguy5323 5 лет назад +22

    I like how half of this video is them saying no. Lol. Great vid

  • @Imilmano
    @Imilmano 5 лет назад +3

    Robots give us six extra seconds of cooperation.

  • @ApertureLabs
    @ApertureLabs 5 лет назад +50

    7:13 To be fair, the last time you ran through this course it was 45 minutes of incessant arguing, suicide, and murdering each other.
    Hopefully this time you'll do better.
    P.S.
    11:50 those chairs are expensive, please don't destroy them.

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity 5 лет назад +25

    Actually, according to psychology 101, what we see in the video actually strengthens your friendship and brings you closer together as people.
    I won't ask when the wedding is, though.

  • @stefanusbayu1426
    @stefanusbayu1426 5 лет назад +7

    3:01 i love how you got the idea of using timer. While SovietWomble got stuck there forever

  • @hartbeet4138
    @hartbeet4138 5 лет назад +8

    This is basically a discount soviet womble and cyanide... except they're not discount they're actually a lot better

  • @TeamTwo22
    @TeamTwo22 5 лет назад +31

    Isnt there another set of levels after this? Where glados reveals that all those test subjects only lasted a week?

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  5 лет назад +14

      probably, but we clearly weren't intelligent enough to find it.
      thank goodness too, I had 3.5 hours of footage, it was hard enough to cut things :p

    • @g-saviour6581
      @g-saviour6581 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously? I was hoping those test subjects would be the new mc of a possible third game

    • @LeeSpork
      @LeeSpork 5 лет назад +2

      I think that's a DLC

  • @RalseiGaming
    @RalseiGaming Год назад +2

    i played portal coop with a random person and i didn’t have a mic at the time he didn’t too and somehow we both new what each other was gonna do and it ended being the fastest coop run of my life

  • @illumnigd8649
    @illumnigd8649 5 лет назад +3

    GLaDOS: Blue, you are the most advances model of robot Aperture. Science has ever discontinued.

  • @kentuckyfryedstalin
    @kentuckyfryedstalin 5 лет назад +6

    3:03 this reminds me of the one time sovietwomble and cyanide played portal 2 and got to here

  • @digital045
    @digital045 5 лет назад +10

    12:00 That's a broken man

    • @KDA21
      @KDA21 5 лет назад

      Nothin is better than cyanide

  • @kassen2000
    @kassen2000 5 лет назад +2

    I went to school with Novel and i can confirm, he is like this out of games too

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o 5 лет назад +6

    "Please not the fan level!"
    Sounds like you don't like fans very much.
    Wait that came out wrong...

  • @serubyne57
    @serubyne57 5 лет назад +5

    2:53
    _SovietWomble and Cyanide flashbacks_

  • @Punykirby
    @Punykirby 5 лет назад +8

    As someone who did this all in one play through with one of my closest friend, and worked together well, this hurts me. Still funny

  • @Apollo-mn9wq
    @Apollo-mn9wq 5 лет назад +3

    I haven't had this good of a laugh in a long while, this is great

  • @ohwhen7814
    @ohwhen7814 5 лет назад +2

    Me to my parents:
    I “genuinely” hate you.

  • @cupcakemcsparklebutt9051
    @cupcakemcsparklebutt9051 5 лет назад +2

    Just discovered you channel.
    Stayed for the screaming.
    Subbed!

  • @sailor5898
    @sailor5898 5 лет назад +4

    Honestly I’m just happy that people still play portal2 !,I love your videos!

  • @xtiebone55x2
    @xtiebone55x2 5 лет назад +2

    This is relatable on so many levels. Brings back hilarious memories especially the fucking level with the blocks going up and down at 0:38

  • @lukakrog
    @lukakrog 5 лет назад +3

    9:59 You'll see that Atlas (a.k.a. Blue) did a reference to Terminator with the thumb when going down. x3

    • @omystar
      @omystar 5 лет назад

      XD yes, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • @eve13acatty
    @eve13acatty 2 года назад +4

    Seeing this made me want to play this too, so now me and my friend are going to give it a try! Neither of us have played Portal Co-op before, his controls tend to break and I have zero experience in these types of games... this can only end well XD

  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 5 лет назад +7

    Can’t have a ruined friendship if you don’t have friends am i right guys

  • @MillyBays
    @MillyBays 5 лет назад +2

    I've been listening to Portal OSTs again, and then this graced upon me. Amazing.

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 5 лет назад

      I'm sorry but I can't look at anything besides that profile picture
      seriously what even

    • @Zorgot.
      @Zorgot. 5 лет назад

      Lmao same here

  • @krimson8317
    @krimson8317 Год назад +1

    I like to think that this video is what planted the seed for all his torture video ideas

  • @olorinmagus4479
    @olorinmagus4479 5 лет назад +2

    10:13 vale is getting infected by the robot persona

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 Год назад +1

    The Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Initiative working as intended.

  • @sonicm4959
    @sonicm4959 5 лет назад

    Honestly, one of the better videos the algorithm recommended me, you found another sub

  • @pandora8940
    @pandora8940 5 лет назад +2

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who made the mistake of using cooperative mode (btw I was always the one to intentionally fuck things up...)

  • @gexxx43
    @gexxx43 5 лет назад +1

    Appeared in my recommended videos. Liked, subbed, and joined the discord

  • @Dieaconus
    @Dieaconus 5 лет назад

    Oh please do more portal! This really reminded me of the channel coop crowd that made portal videos ages ago! You should play some of the community levels!

  • @Domanator179
    @Domanator179 5 лет назад

    God its like watching a 10 car pile up on the free way, it horrifying but you cant look away.

  • @theastrogamer710
    @theastrogamer710 5 лет назад +13

    Ha! Jokes on you! I dont have friends!

  • @pandora8940
    @pandora8940 5 лет назад +2

    The moving box level will always be a true test of trust

  • @spacecate70
    @spacecate70 5 лет назад

    I’ve played portal 2 coop with friends. I trolled him a lot, I pissed him off a lot, but I gotta say we both had the time of our lives playing it. A lot of good memories and probably the most fun I’ve ever had in a videogame.

  • @OssyFlawol
    @OssyFlawol 5 лет назад +1

    amazing cooperation

  • @roflyanskiy
    @roflyanskiy 5 лет назад +1

    This brings me back sweet memories when I was playing this game with my friend, I hated him so much, but it still was the best time I had in this game :'D

  • @chickenpotbiebro202
    @chickenpotbiebro202 5 лет назад

    I thought that this was a really old video like 2012 or 13 it feels like I saw this vid awhile

  • @gipiriusgnugfur7509
    @gipiriusgnugfur7509 Год назад +1

    I played portal co-op with a friend and the amount of pain and suffering I want through was immeasurable

  • @Jocasta_Nu
    @Jocasta_Nu Год назад

    I have had that exact argument over who got to put the ball in

  • @Zorgot.
    @Zorgot. 5 лет назад +3

    God damn I love these, I wish I had a friend who likes Portal to play this with, not nearly as fun and funny with a random person

  • @skelevus
    @skelevus 5 лет назад

    First Video I Saw From You, Not Disappointed. :)

  • @keycrafter7471
    @keycrafter7471 5 лет назад +1

    Valefisk + RTgame = total insanity

  • @iamtherainbow3997
    @iamtherainbow3997 5 лет назад +1

    Used to play this with my elder brother. It most certainly caused a lot of fights, as well as a lot of laughter xD

  • @zinkpieco
    @zinkpieco 5 лет назад +4

    Its simple shit like this I can relate to.
    Thanks for helping out us gamers

  • @orthellion2347
    @orthellion2347 5 лет назад +1

    Oh it's been to long since I've seen a portal 2 co-op vid. Its a risk free strategy

  • @fourohefour
    @fourohefour 5 лет назад

    I really liked your video about SCREAMING, it was really nice to watch.

  • @Viisuri
    @Viisuri 5 лет назад +4

    now this is what i call science

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 5 лет назад

    I love how they fight over the ball like dogs and a tennis ball

  • @saladmancer4802
    @saladmancer4802 Год назад

    The video didn't load right for me so I just watched 3 minutes of uncomfortable silence

  • @thatguy_0069
    @thatguy_0069 5 лет назад +1

    When I played it with my friend and I made it my mission to mess with him in every single level

  • @MrSheep-uv7up
    @MrSheep-uv7up 3 года назад +1

    Me and my friends call it simply "uncooperative mode"

  • @bunchobird
    @bunchobird 5 лет назад

    2019 and it's still my favourite game

  • @hoi5225
    @hoi5225 5 лет назад +1

    He's deffinetly smarting

  • @abunchofss7523
    @abunchofss7523 5 лет назад +5

    This isn’t March of the eagles

  • @lostandalive8981
    @lostandalive8981 5 лет назад +2

    12:40 There's only my way, we're doing this my way. 15:54 GLaDOS mocks him

  • @PlushySquare
    @PlushySquare 5 лет назад

    This here is not only subscribeable content but it's very relatable! Ah the joy's of pissing off your friends.

  • @shinypie1111
    @shinypie1111 5 лет назад +1

    Now officially what I think Atlas and P-body sound like.

  • @MrSnuffian
    @MrSnuffian 5 лет назад +2

    Oh my god, I made my best friend play this with me for all the achievements and when we’re jokingly yelling st eachother I still bring up that puzzle where one person controls the switch to move the gravity wells and for some reason I let him do it.

  • @alkehol8
    @alkehol8 5 лет назад +3

    you were screaming much more than him :D

  • @a_fruit_in_disguise9017
    @a_fruit_in_disguise9017 5 лет назад +1

    I feel your pain

  • @aldrickjensen1459
    @aldrickjensen1459 5 лет назад +1

    Miss this game, it still stands up well as a game.

  • @codyn4446
    @codyn4446 5 лет назад

    This was exactly how my friends and I played this game

  • @jonesy6962
    @jonesy6962 5 лет назад

    This video title is accurate. Me and my friend played for 14 hours straight and hated each other by the end.

  • @calvin8201
    @calvin8201 3 года назад

    Why was I thinking of deep dish cheese stuffed crust when I dont like that at all during this entire video

  • @evitavasquezreyes
    @evitavasquezreyes 5 лет назад

    *“JUST PLACE THE THING IN THE THING”*

  • @neptune_main4049
    @neptune_main4049 5 лет назад +1

    6:00 realizes the next Esport was Farming simulater

  • @Ghostshadow_08
    @Ghostshadow_08 5 лет назад

    Now I wanna play this with my friends

  • @Total_DuDe
    @Total_DuDe 5 лет назад +2

    Valuable lesson in trust: don't

  • @MysticMoony
    @MysticMoony 5 лет назад

    My friend and I were just playing it and had pretty much the same experience

  • @maxjones503
    @maxjones503 5 лет назад +3

    Believe me, you got off easy with the level at 0:40

  • @nightflash4782
    @nightflash4782 5 лет назад

    and just like that, you have gained a subscriber :D

  • @Comfortably_weak
    @Comfortably_weak 5 лет назад +1

    i feel the pian, i to was stuck on that god damned fan level for like an hour!
    i even had to play other levels with one remote (i played this on ps3) so i was going back and fourth

  • @8BitEpidemic
    @8BitEpidemic 5 лет назад +3

    Are you ever going to update the Stellaris stream? I've been waiting for awhile.

  • @angelabradley2595
    @angelabradley2595 5 лет назад

    Man, I miss this game