Your Walker Doesn't Need Hand Brakes. Chas Elstner - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Your walker doesn't need hand brakes, or at least Chas Elstner doesn't think it does. Chas Elstner is here for his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special filed with hilarious stories from the 70's and anecdotes about men and women communicating. Whether you're someone who grew up in the 70's or you just appreciate a good laugh this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Chas Elstner is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 292

  • @lisaanderson8113
    @lisaanderson8113 2 года назад +40

    Dude's got some serious talent with sound effects!

  • @stephenstange4194
    @stephenstange4194 2 года назад +61

    I want to explain hand brakes on walkers… but I keep reminding myself “it’s comedy…”… lol

    • @tiffanytiffany2010
      @tiffanytiffany2010 2 года назад

      Me too lmbo

    • @SarahTheSassy71
      @SarahTheSassy71 2 года назад +3

      I'd actually like to know please

    • @stephenstange4194
      @stephenstange4194 2 года назад +26

      @@SarahTheSassy71 The most common use is as a parking brake, they lock on. It keeps the walker stationary and stable when transitioning as in getting out of a car. The other very important use is when going down a ramp. Otherwise the walker would want to gain speed and roll away from the person leaning on it.
      Hope that answers it for you.

    • @SageTheRage
      @SageTheRage 2 года назад +6

      ​@@stephenstange4194 Perfect!
      👏💯🎯
      SOURCE FOR SCORE: I use the device due to advanced spinal disease. It has 4 wheels and actual name is "Rollator". They come with a seat that flips up to reveal either a removable wire basket beneath or a snap in vinyl pouch (open style or zippered). The standard color choices are black, red, blue. I shopped around online and found, pink, teal and more fun colors. I chose purple 🟣.

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 2 года назад +3

      @@SageTheRage Thanks for the info! "The more you know." ;)

  • @rainsofhealing
    @rainsofhealing 2 года назад +45

    This guy is great!!! Tip him plenty, we want him back and more like him!

  • @mumstheword8851
    @mumstheword8851 2 года назад +13

    Brilliant sound effects!!! And the husband-wife stuff really has me in tears. Painful when hubby's lyin' beside you.....asleep.😂😂

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 2 года назад +1

      Oh I'd get so mad. Look at him asleep and all, while I'm over here trying to solve world hunger. How dare he?!

  • @robertheroux2402
    @robertheroux2402 2 года назад +10

    Chas is great! He was a good friend of my brother’s. He always cracked us up as kids!

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 2 года назад +33

    He is funny. Spit my drink out a couple times, especially about the gun. 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 2 года назад +16

    My Mom can pick up some good speed with her walker going even slightly downhill. She gets mad when I grab onto her to stop it. She enjoys it. She's 87, adorable and hilarious. No handbrakes for her. It's the fasted she can go on her own since she had to stop driving. I love my Mama!!!

  • @meeofcourse4152
    @meeofcourse4152 2 года назад +19

    Great....aa sounds are terrific! I admire comedians when they have a starting point and come full circle... Genius

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 2 года назад +2

    Too funny. Love this guy!

  • @maryhildebrandt486
    @maryhildebrandt486 2 года назад +1

    After all those awesome vocal effects, his gun goes “bang, bang, bang.”😂

  • @mikemhoon
    @mikemhoon 2 года назад +15

    Shoot , I got an all terrain,big tired walker with brakes ! 😂 Explain that one!🤪🤪

    • @morganspector5161
      @morganspector5161 2 года назад

      The wheels help you with cracks and uneven pavement on the sidewalk. You know that

  • @BloodyClash
    @BloodyClash 2 года назад +7

    love the sounds he makes sooo much

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 2 года назад +2

      The hose part 😂when he made the sound for when the brother turned the hose up💀I am the brother

  • @darleneholtrop4532
    @darleneholtrop4532 2 года назад +4

    Uh-oh, speedbump! I'm stuck... 🤣

  • @cannondaleman1
    @cannondaleman1 2 года назад +48

    I've never heard of this guy but HE'S GOOD. He's really good! Gonna look for more of his material. Love the NASCAR/Battery car bit. I grew up in the 70's too. I can definitely relate to muscle cars.

    • @mollysilverman6803
      @mollysilverman6803 2 года назад +2

      Ditto!! One brother has a little race car. One is a driver that hauls the cars on the circuit. My first car was a 64 t bird, then a 57 Chevy. Best date is a car show! 👍🏻

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 2 года назад +3

    This guy is great! 😂🤣

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад +45

    Does Chas do voice-over work? He’d better! His sound effects are impeccable 👍

  • @garabdorje
    @garabdorje 2 года назад +9

    Awesome show! Thank you.

  • @donnafreeman5435
    @donnafreeman5435 2 года назад +3

    The alien joke was great!

  • @rwspal
    @rwspal 2 года назад +2

    The gun sound effects at the end just kept going and going. Cracked me up!

  • @misslin1717
    @misslin1717 2 года назад +15

    Absolutely wonderful! Thanks for the laughs !

  • @regina0273
    @regina0273 2 года назад +18

    What’s up with these comments?🙃 his sound affects are amazing

    • @MsDesiree39
      @MsDesiree39 2 года назад

      we use walkers.....lol...but we have a sense of humour

    • @regina0273
      @regina0273 2 года назад

      @@MsDesiree39 ok…

  • @girlonaswing9439
    @girlonaswing9439 2 года назад +4

    Get in the box!!!!🤣

  • @dashhoundlover2837
    @dashhoundlover2837 2 года назад +26

    THIS WAS GREAT MUCH NEEDED LAUGHTER GOOD JOB 💪🤣😂🤣

  • @walter24148
    @walter24148 2 года назад +5

    Thanks! The performance was great, love the 2A support keeping making people laugh!

  • @InvertedEarth
    @InvertedEarth 2 года назад +8

    Brilliant👍🏼 Excellent comic🙏🏼💜

  • @iwanttobelieve5970
    @iwanttobelieve5970 2 года назад +18

    Your walker absolutely does need a brake. I use one and you need it for stability. I know this is comedy but you absolutely do need it.

    • @rocqitmon
      @rocqitmon 2 года назад +3

      it's a stabilizer - four smooth wheels and a seat with storage. Needs brakes so you can take a break and not keep rolling onto traffic or down de hill!

    • @iwanttobelieve5970
      @iwanttobelieve5970 2 года назад

      @@rocqitmon Exactly.

    • @morganspector5161
      @morganspector5161 2 года назад

      @@rocqitmon Also so you can prevent the walker from running away from you moving forward. I get the joke, but as the old radio program would say: "''tain't funny, McGee"

  • @tekarock
    @tekarock 2 года назад +7

    I m just going to say “taking one leg out from under the blanket cools me down!” 👍😀

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 2 года назад

      It would be weird if it didn't. Even a gap lets the body heat out some

    • @NOTTApro142
      @NOTTApro142 2 года назад

      I k ow it’s weird, I can even stick my arm out near the window at night and it cools me down,

  • @accentedreality
    @accentedreality 2 года назад +6

    Wow, Chas is the perfect example of a well-polished comedian. Great delivery, awesome sound effects!

  • @miriambucholtz9315
    @miriambucholtz9315 2 года назад +32

    I know that the handbrakes on my walker are there to prevent me from doing a face-plant when I plop one of those 24-pack bottles of water down onto it. The brakes at least help to prevent the thing from flying down the aisle after I dump the water onto the seat. (Yes, I'm still strong enough to pick the water up.)

    • @charlottewatts900
      @charlottewatts900 2 года назад +2

      Amen me and more of us can help ourselves without depending on someone else 💯

    • @rosieb688
      @rosieb688 2 года назад +1

      Just got my first Walker with hand brakes...this guy made me laugh so much.

    • @terrysmith3715
      @terrysmith3715 2 года назад +1

      I have a fancy walker with pillows, cup holders, seats and baskets. I still understand that Mr. Elstner is a comedian making a joke!

    • @3generations393
      @3generations393 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for making me laugh. Getting old and being alone is tuff on holidays. Happy Independence Day everyone 🙏✌️🌎💞

    • @morganspector5161
      @morganspector5161 2 года назад

      @@3generations393 Getting old ain't for the faint of heart

  • @lindypierce3766
    @lindypierce3766 2 года назад +5

    I remember him from years ago and he would end his routine with a backflip. Maybe those days are over? We ain’t as young as we used to be! He has cleaned it up and I really really really enjoy him!

  • @JohnO318
    @JohnO318 2 года назад +6

    Awesome sound effects!!!! 👌

  • @johntrapoltak6367
    @johntrapoltak6367 2 года назад +7

    that husband & wife situation so hillarious. i can relate to it

  • @freshstart8540
    @freshstart8540 2 года назад +9

    😂🤣😆
    ...I absolutely enjoyed this. I didn't laugh super hard, but I laughed often! Though he kept a smile on my face the whole time. This guy was energetic and fun,good aura. The sound affects were an absolute blast and the ending was great! (Little dudes and their sound affects is spot on!)
    🤪🤣

  • @InvertedEarth
    @InvertedEarth 2 года назад +12

    You are fabulous! I can’t wait to see you in person!

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 2 года назад +2

    Greatest voice sound effects!!

  • @TC-rc1zf
    @TC-rc1zf 2 года назад +23

    You need the hand brakes in case you lose forward balance

    • @MsDesiree39
      @MsDesiree39 2 года назад

      you sure do.....lol....

    • @mimimo555
      @mimimo555 2 года назад +1

      Or you're speeding.

    • @Theoldindie
      @Theoldindie 2 года назад

      Thanks Captain obvious!
      Its comedy...They use exageration, its called humour... Karen.

  • @realemonful
    @realemonful 2 года назад +3

    The ammunition imitation... say that fast in a row, lol... was really impressive!

  • @virginiavarble7818
    @virginiavarble7818 2 года назад +1

    That man was so funny, I laughed so hard I actually snorted!😁 His sound effects were amazing!

  • @bruceharkins7843
    @bruceharkins7843 2 года назад +11

    Thanks! Thoroughly enjoyed your comedic style!

  • @FunJames8675309
    @FunJames8675309 Год назад

    Chas!!! Loved you on the Cruise!!! Haven't laughed that hard SINCE!!!!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад +8

    The grand finale was mind-blowing! If any band ever performs an a cappella version of “One”, Chas can do the sound effects in the intro

  • @donnamate9238
    @donnamate9238 2 года назад +39

    You also need brakes on a walker if it's the kind you can sit down on. You put the brakes on so the wheels don't go rolling as you sit down. I have a walker with wheels.

    • @iwanttobelieve5970
      @iwanttobelieve5970 2 года назад +3

      Me too.

    • @jaylawrence16
      @jaylawrence16 2 года назад +7

      It’s comedy think you might be missing the point

    • @donnyzavicci8121
      @donnyzavicci8121 2 года назад +3

      It was a joke.

    • @mikeblalock4116
      @mikeblalock4116 2 года назад +1

      A walker you sit on is a..? Sitter, right? Or a poorly designed wheelchair xD

    • @dverygrateful1
      @dverygrateful1 2 года назад

      We need to start pitting down those in nursing homes unable to move. Let those of us with terminal diseases choose how and when we get to die

  • @jnr8er
    @jnr8er 2 года назад +5

    You are fantastic! I love your muscle cars. Your ending was such a Grand Finale, I expected Fire Works. Please come to Cape Cod, please.

  • @ceceliajohnson9481
    @ceceliajohnson9481 2 года назад +1

    I Love Watching This Gentleman...Thanks For The Jokes..Watch From The Bahamas

  • @LisaGemini
    @LisaGemini 2 года назад +1

    That joke about putting the fat people in a box before they get on the plane is a hoot. Flying is a pain in the A.. Love this guy, he deserves a Netflix special.

  • @sandrabarney285
    @sandrabarney285 2 года назад +2

    Really dig this guy! Ty so much

  • @terrysmith3715
    @terrysmith3715 2 года назад +2

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!!!!

  • @artmias5538
    @artmias5538 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious. One of the best...by far!

  • @mi2ube
    @mi2ube 2 года назад +5

    Oh man, funny stuff! He reminds me of Nathan Lane.

  • @Edwahlq
    @Edwahlq 2 года назад +1

    This dude's sound effects are fantastic!!! 😮🤩👏

  • @InitialPromise
    @InitialPromise Год назад

    even had my wife laughing at the sound effects, it was hilarious

  • @ebnphlo
    @ebnphlo 2 года назад +2

    16:12-17:39 how aliens really communicate 🤣

  • @deborahadcock978
    @deborahadcock978 2 года назад +1

    He’s the BEST!!!!😂🤣

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад +5

    I usually take one mothership and two travel pods on the plane

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 2 года назад +2

    Amazing sound afects, just awesome

  • @haraldpettersen3649
    @haraldpettersen3649 2 года назад +3

    A very funny man, and his sound effects get gold from me 🥇🏆

  • @brittanybriegel2430
    @brittanybriegel2430 2 года назад +3

    I literally did the leg-out-of-bed A.C maneuver this morning!

  • @3generations393
    @3generations393 2 года назад

    Have no money Chas but I thank God for your humor-you sir-are the best. Shore enjoyment 💋

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow Год назад

    Just freakin' gold. Beautiful performance.

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 Месяц назад

    Made for this job! He LOVES his job and it shows!! Sound affects are awesome! 🤣😂

  • @jessicablank6470
    @jessicablank6470 Год назад

    I haven't laughed this hard in ages 😂

  • @barbaravieira2239
    @barbaravieira2239 6 месяцев назад

    Love his body language for frustration.

  • @microdot153
    @microdot153 2 года назад +1

    Chas this is the first time i have seen you on stage and i am a FAN !! Your jokes and delivery are amazing. So VERY funny how you take different events and make them hilarious. Gonna check out to see if you have other vidoes posted too. Thank you for being YOU.. Love love your sound effects.

  • @musicfancier
    @musicfancier 2 года назад +3

    Funny stuff right there! My mom has a walker with brakes lol! And I think I hear a tad bit of Sam kinnison?👍😂

  • @kayoz9018
    @kayoz9018 2 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @kgejalaxmikanthaswamy5551
    @kgejalaxmikanthaswamy5551 2 года назад +2

    Superb! Great class comedy

  • @trishamcclaren3792
    @trishamcclaren3792 2 года назад +1

    Passed the 2 million subscriber mark! Yay!

  • @FaithAnn90
    @FaithAnn90 Год назад

    Thanks! I was laughing the whole time!!! His sound effects were amazing!

  • @Greeneyedgul
    @Greeneyedgul 2 года назад +3

    Love it hahahaaa

  • @shirleycarter2451
    @shirleycarter2451 2 года назад +4

    Does this guy do voice overs, great expressions 😆 🤣

  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 2 года назад +4

    Love your set! Obviously you're a city guy. Where I come from, 'girls' know how to handle a fire arm and powpow is more like 'boom boom' 🤠

  • @JR-qz3zt
    @JR-qz3zt 2 года назад

    This guy is hilarious! The lack of response to his first part made it clear to me, I don't think anyone there has ever flown commercial air.

  • @AlbionRising
    @AlbionRising 2 года назад

    OMG IM IN TEARS HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wendyh3297
    @wendyh3297 2 года назад +3

    Brilliant! Very funny even before his sound effects...but after those started, my jaw dropped and I just watched in amazement! EVERY single one...Spot On! Just phenomenal!

  • @jessicablank6470
    @jessicablank6470 Год назад

    More of this guy, please!

  • @FunJames8675309
    @FunJames8675309 Год назад

    Cruising from Spain in late October. Hop on Board!!!

  • @nik.p2
    @nik.p2 6 месяцев назад

    Nice work!!! Clever wordplay, hilarious sounds & observations.
    Can't wait for more. Keep it up!!!👍👍

  • @roadrage1979
    @roadrage1979 Год назад

    Saw him in person on a Carnival Cruise ship last week. His sound effects are insanely awesome!

  • @-You-Tube-
    @-You-Tube- Год назад

    This guys giggle is infectious

  • @tracenorm
    @tracenorm Год назад

    😂 Chas is wonderful😂

  • @BP_RoadRunner
    @BP_RoadRunner 24 дня назад

    Liked this a lot! Gonna call you Chas Doppler!

  • @i.t.t.
    @i.t.t. 2 года назад

    so i've been following this account for a long while now and this is what i've learnt (about US culture) from all this comedy (that i find at times funny and at times just bewildering)
    there are all these unnecessary wars that are being fought all the time: generational, gender, sexual orientation, race, religious, and what not
    looking at it all play out, completely removed from that context is really perplexing and puzzling, especially the generational and gender ones

  • @bradboxrud7233
    @bradboxrud7233 2 года назад

    Wow, every single sound effect he did was perfect! Hilarious too!

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Год назад +1

    Great show!!

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Год назад

    Great job! LOL !!!

  • @fionaross3495
    @fionaross3495 2 года назад +3

    This guy's brilliant

  • @mattdias8051
    @mattdias8051 2 года назад +1

    I was yelled at in a disagreement and told " Matt why do you have to bring facts into everything"

  • @ktad3
    @ktad3 Месяц назад

    Love this guy!

  • @AJKPenguin
    @AJKPenguin 2 года назад +1

    Chas reminds me of Jimmy Neutron's father. Well done good sir, sharing humor with the world.

  • @ministerdeenielsen7404
    @ministerdeenielsen7404 2 года назад

    Lmao !! He brought me back in time that I remembered... Aliens talking to us, was good... Old lady with breaks on Walker, that's me, lol... His gun control sounded good ... Playing army, that was the good old days...lol

  • @childoftheeternalking2041
    @childoftheeternalking2041 2 года назад +1

    You really have too much time on your hands. Funny.😁

  • @bfwetzel
    @bfwetzel 5 месяцев назад

    Great stuff Chaz! I opened for you years ago at Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale. Always one of the funniest guys I ever worked with!

  • @RuthJones_92
    @RuthJones_92 2 года назад

    This guy is AWESOME!! 😂😂 Would love to see more of him!! Sound effects are incredible 👏

  • @velroneramdon5934
    @velroneramdon5934 2 года назад +2

    You're awesome I laughed too much 🤣

  • @Teresa-tt8be
    @Teresa-tt8be 2 года назад +1

    Freaking hilarious 🤣🤣 🤣

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 года назад +1

    Ok you got me paying attention (while I wait for my daughter as she’s at the movies) with the car jokes. 🤣 LMAO they’re like little
    Lawnmowers! I’m a car girl. Farm girl. I can change blinker fluid. I like my old big engines with that Sound.

  • @noglenogle
    @noglenogle 2 года назад +1

    I was thinking some of his sound effects were kind of lame .... then he did the GUNS!! WOW. Spot on man... spot on !
    Me, though .... " pew, pew... "

  • @dilemmaEDM
    @dilemmaEDM 2 года назад

    Fantastic set!! Amazing sound effects!

  • @blue39503
    @blue39503 2 года назад +2

    If you fits, you sits.

  • @adrys2656
    @adrys2656 2 года назад

    That mic 🎤 got a serious amount of saliva hahahahaha