Your prof pic is just a crop of the original profile pic of names with J. I can tell it's a crop because there's a gigantic white crest at the top part. Smh, people with night mode will notice.
This is brilliant. I really like how you built suspense but do exactly what a viewer wonders when watching a horror to create humour. Keep making these kinds of vids please thank you
@@dossavlogs8779 thats the oldest trick in the book (watch the electrician one where he shoots a guy with a knife who said he was making a sandwhich for it being the oldest trick in the book)
NNOOOOO LEWISSSSSSS IT SAYS "STORIES" IN THE TITLE I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE MANY OF THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :( :( :( :( :(
Oh man, So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe swinging from, Side to side, Side side to side, This task's a grueling one, Hope to find some diamonds to- Night night night, Diamonds to-night, Heads up, You hear a sound, turn around and look up, Total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes eyes eyes, Eyes eyes eyes eyes, (CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain, And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn', 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,
Are traps gay? I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 inches to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for average. The average radius from the core centre of the penis to the skin on the skin on the outside is 0.75 inches. From this, we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman’s 'The Physics Textbook’, 70 kilograms, or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kilograms. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kilograms per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be 0.0072516316 cubic meters. Utilising the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 cubic inches, I get 0.0001592828 meters cubed. This means that a penis is 2.19% of an adult male’s volume. Assuming a lack testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, testicles ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% gay.
"went to hit them up, and forgot I had no friends" XD
That had me dying 🤣🤣
Nelly and remembered* I had no friend
Baby Blub *and remembered I didn’t have any friends
XD
No wonder why he doest have friends, he's a idiot🤣🤣🤣
*_How to save yourself from being murdered._*
Grab a machine gun and get out but if the murder moves shoot
... I have no idea why did I do that
All you have to do is *run*
step 1. act dumb af
Just don’t go
YOUR COMMENT HAS 666 LIKES 6 REPLIES
Who remembers who old sandwich trick and the electrician?
That one is my favourite one
PolarSaurusRex yeah man me too
You want a sandwich
DUDUDUUDUUD
Yep i remember that
Yessssss
Is it just me that thinks the 'Scary Dude' in the story looks a bit like you lol!
How the f did you get that music emoji next to your head so early wtf
@@birb_ii2159 he is an offical music artist
Ur right that’s so weird
Nah man I don’t see it you need to check your eye sight
Omg ur right!
Man- *has knife*
“YO MAN WHERES HAILEY?!”
Isabella Fifer be careful misspelling that name you might get dissed
Hayley
Nah nah
@@God-ln7zz your sake
Most underrated RUclipsr
Danny Boi u have 4 subs
@@skittles4928 so
@@skittles4928 u have 19 subs
skittles he wasn’t talking bout his self he was talking bout polar
To true
Any woman would be extremely blessed to be matched with lewis tbh.
Flexsealin v_3 only if they like memes
Facts
This will sound gay asf but I lowkey wish I had a gf that was like exactly like Polar because he's a funny guy all around no homo tho
@@ht_sheehan My mom did that. Does that mean she was...?
HTS bitch i did that like 10 years ago
YEEEEEES this is gold
Bayern Rules bayern is shit Dynamo Dresden is better
I made the same exact comment before you and he didn’t heart it, I have depress now
MIA SAN MIA
MadMax21 What even is Dynamo Dresden? I’m pretty sure people would recognise Bayern more than Dynamo Dresden.
Just start a real horror channel already 😤
Really
Liar i checked your channel
Gacha Life creator new bruh really
Gacha Life creator new they said to polar to make a channel,not that op created a channel
Gacha Life creator new ok gacha user
*Man about to kill Lewis*
Lewis: Yo mate you know where Hayley Is?
Man: U W0T M8
TravisIsh Noice 😭😭
Ye
This shit is better than horror movies lmao
@funky_monkey ikr
YES, A SEQUEL.
thank u dad 🅱️olar
rielitty e🅱️ola
🅱️ravo
🅱️e
🅱️AD
🅿️🅾️L A R
Hayley missed an opportunity smh
XForestX lol
4:25 “right hand” *proceeds to hold it in his left hand*
Lmao
Smart 100
I mean it’s the right on our side 😂😂
Boooooooooooooooooooo 👻
Time stamp is wrong.
*armed guy with a knife in his 50's ready to kill polar*
Polar: yo u know where haley is?
*_h æ_*
Lewis.
Hayley*
Please do *another one*
Alex360c will be a series I think
PolarSaurusRex then isn’t it 13 reasons why
I read another one in a dj Khaled voice.
c_sun975 we the best music dj khaled
Amazing how dedicated Lewis is towards these videos. He grows a large beard and cares for it for our entertainment.
*Amazing*
Jack i hate your profile pic so much.
Your prof pic is just a crop of the original profile pic of names with J. I can tell it's a crop because there's a gigantic white crest at the top part. Smh, people with night mode will notice.
AboveN beyonD no
That's the 50 year old man idiot, not Lewis
And he also gained weight, also for us
How’d you manage to take all those pictures in that sp00ky situation
Kodel yeah ik
Hayley took em
Blue VFX oh yeah probably
whos hayley
Winners never quit their wuit no homo
lewis: "it was quite late, 10:30 pm"
imessages: "today 12:16"
Cristi i seen that too lol
Finally
but we need a third installment.
YES! These Are My Favorites!
Spoiler alert...
Hayley dies in infinity war
ZotteZino fucking wowwwww. Why.
WHYYYYYYY
Damn
I don’t wanna go Lewis
FINALLY ANOTHER ONE!!!!
I was hiding behind my sheets the whole time. A real clencher👍
No one:
Polar: I think saw a man in an abandoned house, along a country road far away from civilization... I didn't think much of it
"I gently open the door"
Well, at least you didn't leave her hanging in there, bro.
AHHH i see what you did there 😢
I expected a *_obunga_* jumpscare
That would have been great smh
PolarSaurusRex *_-dAmN uThiCc😫😫😫-_*
*no homo*
An*
@@iAmKibz are you dumb? its a*
This story should be on top 15s scary tinder
4:24. Had a large knife in his right hand.
Shows picture with knife in left hand.
Remember things are different in Australia
@@robertstevens9258 which is not where he's from.
4:20 "...right hand."
*_picture shows it in his left hand_*
Paa paa PAAAAAAAAAAA
420 lol
420 lmao
This is brilliant. I really like how you built suspense but do exactly what a viewer wonders when watching a horror to create humour. Keep making these kinds of vids please thank you
For a second, I thought this was a new upload from Mr. Nightmare lol
Laurel vs Nani!?
I know its dead im just bored
Also polar, i love the new profile pic
im fatter
Trepzter im the fattest
im fat wow
kait :v oh
I miss the old pic
The build up to meeting the guy was actually creepy as 🅱️uck
Dominic facts lmao
as in male deer?
@@farinafranqui yes
LEWIS; YO WHERES HAILEY
THE MAN; HAILEY DOSENT EX...
LEWIS: SHOOTS THE MAN
Amir the Vlogger the old where’s hailey trick it’s the oldest one in the book
@@partypeoplepodcast6898 what do you mean
@@dossavlogs8779 thats the oldest trick in the book (watch the electrician one where he shoots a guy with a knife who said he was making a sandwhich for it being the oldest trick in the book)
@@axtra9561 i seen that
And then the whole class cheered
I like how the knife is in his left hand and you say it's in his right
Cameras flip the images sometimes
I think it was on purpose
When I took the pic I forgot I said right hand in the audio, I noticed when I was editing in but left it
PolarSaurusRex awesome
*MY LEG!*
No, you aren’t going to be a thing
my leg
YOUR BREATH!
The my leg guy's name is Fred
my leg guy hie name is fred
"I went to hit them up , then I remembered I don't have any friends" you- i- I love you 😤
Gay
'I went to hit them up and then I realised...'
'I had no friends.'
Its been a year but i found out im your freind
Whats up
@@kitsunelandon5302...
@@axtra9561 it has been 4 miniutes ago but I found out Im your freind...Whats up
Turds B)
Oscar worthy
Dr Fopolopo what?
Mr. Nightmare vibes 😂
Man The evil within 3 looks great
I wish with all my heart that someone would come up with a story or even a channel dedicated to things like this.
The new Resident evil upcoming story line is great.
Holy shit this is good
This is the funniest shit ever
this was absolute gold xD
3:32 "I gently open the door"
Me who's played ddlc: "Aw shit here we go again"
NNOOOOO LEWISSSSSSS IT SAYS "STORIES" IN THE TITLE I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE MANY OF THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :( :( :( :( :(
See you smiled. :)
@@latangama4367 >:(
(:
Pooped my pants... Because i was laughing. It felt good
Yesss thanks for another great video!
glad you enjoyed it :)
PolarSaurusRex great now make another
Wassup bald boy
This...This is quality content
This would honestly just be me I would totally act like an idiot to save myself from being McKilled
That photo is more funny than all my jokes combine
Thank you for the great new vid polar, I love your channel and these incredible horror stories have me shook
Insert “Don’t worry, you’re safe in the comment section” comment
aviape For making the parody feel more real
Don’t worry, you’re safe in the comment section
We have a food supply: ☕🍨🍧🍦🍩🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍮🍳🍔🍟🍝🍕🍖🍗🍤🍣🍞🍜🍛🍲🍌🍎🍏🍊🍋🍅🍉🍒🍓🍍🍗🍕
@@Androidy *starts eating the nacho cheese doritos*
Read my mind
Omg that manray episode inspiration Lewis you’re a genius 😂😂😂
This was great and funny man keep it up you deserve more subs views and likes.
thank you mate I appreciate it :)
5:22
TOP 10 HOTTEST ANIME CHARACTERS
yesss you uploaded! nice job polar, 2nd fav RUclipsr
You can't get freaky
*if something is funky*
You are possibly my favorite RUclipsr. Keep it up!
This is so good man haha you got talent for this!
She said "where do you live"
So naturally, I told her my address
I would do that too because IT ISNT STUPID AT ALL
This is so great, thanks Lewis lmao
glad you enjoyed it :)
DO MORE PLSSSSS
Watchin b 4 bed pray for me bois.
Edit:thx for heart this made my day (and make more)
Bring these back they're gold
This is the basic definition of a british horror story scenario
Oh man,
So we back in the mine,
Got our pickaxe swinging from,
Side to side,
Side side to side,
This task's a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds to-
Night night night,
Diamonds to-night,
Heads up,
You hear a sound, turn around and look up,
Total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those,
Eyes eyes eyes,
Eyes eyes eyes eyes, (CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn',
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,
I like replying to a year old comments
More of these plz
Will do
My heart:*pounding
My butt:*clenched
My sheets:*wet
I’m shaking and crying, so scary
YESSS!!!😇I LOVE YOUR CONTENT BECAUSE ITS ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!!😂
This is great! I loved the mix between the horror and comedy
"It was quite late. I'd say about 10:30 PM."
No, the time stamp on iMessage says 12:16.
Missed opertunity to call this the squeakwell
Yayyyyyyyyyyy thank you polar please do moree
Your Gold. Please do more of this stuff.
I was laughing so hard!
Polar the machete was in the left look at the picture
100 subs no vid Challenge maybe the picture was flipped automaticly
I recorded the audio first and that picture was taken hours after I completely forgot I said right hand lmao
@@PolarSaurusRex ofc
@@PolarSaurusRex you didn't take that picture?? It's real!1!1
@@PolarSaurusRex honestly just makes the dude in the video seem like that much more of an idiot.
Ma boi is killing it
even after 4 years, i absolutely love this video
This man actually had good content I can’t find from big RUclips
This was so scawy so I peed in my big boy pants
Anyway great video man
This was actually good 😂
*haha this is spoopy*
A lot of youtubers don't actually make me laugh but you legitimately make me laugh so keep doing what you are doing because you are doing it right
Thank you 😀
PolarSaurusRex thank you for the content
How haven’t i seen this one? I swear i’ve seen all your horror stories
Yes I actually listen to actual stories and this is just perfect!
Mr.Nightmare
Now
Mr.PolarSaurusRex
who else came to the comment section because they were scared😳😳🙈🙈
Zaloh meeee lmaoo😂
damn got me
Are traps gay?
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 inches to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for average. The average radius from the core centre of the penis to the skin on the skin on the outside is 0.75 inches. From this, we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman’s 'The Physics Textbook’, 70 kilograms, or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kilograms. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kilograms per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be 0.0072516316 cubic meters. Utilising the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 cubic inches, I get 0.0001592828 meters cubed. This means that a penis is 2.19% of an adult male’s volume. Assuming a lack testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, testicles ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% gay.
same
fuck knows why im laughing @ this xx
I love how you can always refer to basically any spongebob episode ahaha
I love rewatching these videos
4:07 dat long thicc ungroomed beard tho
Do more that was hilarious
Very scary. CAN wE HiT 50 LiKe$.
No
@@ragingboi1028 its sarcasm
@@sadisticcargo9389 no
@@745morning yes
I was the 50th like
This will always be my favorite video
1:42
“About 10:30 pm”
Phone: ... aRe yOU sUre AbOuT tHAt? ..... it’s 12:16