“Listen filthy human....” No....you listen..... I took a shower like 20 minutes ago.... so I am as clean as unopened bar of soap....thank you very much
😆, And I washed up yesterday (yesterday, because I unfortunately don't have a boathtub, nor a dhower that works, so I have to use a washcloth, body soap, shampoo, conditioner, a cup to pour the water into my hair, and a bucket of water to wash up, so it'd be too inconvenient for me to completely wash up every day vs. Doing so at least once a week. 😅). Edit: Forgot to add the cup I use to wash my hair.
BAD memory issues gang and I’m one of them I like take this for example my mom tells me to get her some water I go in the kitchen and I just stand there and like and think what was I going to get again and I just end up getting chalk and going back my mom just said where’s my water I’m like what water I ask you to get water I’m like oh shit
"Tell me everything." I-...uh my sleep paralysis demon's name is Jerry and I caught him trying to say 'cucumber' in the mirror last night and when he doesn't steal my blanket he brings me cookies at 3am please don't kill me🤧
Shit, what have you done..... I CAN'T UNSEE IT- (The hair is Nadia and Asra, the face is Julian/Ilya and Lucio, the body is Muriel, and the scarf is Portia! TuT Not many details from the side characters.)
“If you don’t want me to torture you then tell you’ll tell me everything you know” Me,panicking: 3.14158 this pie followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79323 O M G can’t you see-*proceed to sing whole song while sobbing*
8-4-6-2-6-4-3 And now we’re on a spree 38 and 32, now we′re blue Oh, who knew? 7,950 and then a two 88 and 41, so much fun Now a run 9-7-1-6-9-3-9-9 Then 3-7, 51
I like when Lyra makes an audio like this. It’s like we’re supposed to play this powerful OC of our own but we’re also simultaneously at his mercy. It’s nice. :p
Him: do you think if I hit you over the head you’ll remember? Me being a soft head and able to get concussion easily: can’t get information if I’m concussed 😀
RUclips:Let’s recommend her another Asmr channel Me:Oh what this *clicks video* *Instantly falls in love with your voice* Also me: *Sigh* Time to add it to the list with the others 😔🙌🏾
The voice, the background sounds, the character, and the story fits the artwork so well, and the artwork is immaculate. Everything about this is amazing!
“Tell me everything” Me: well it started when my mom met my dad... Then she ended up giving me away... So skip 15 years and I find out that my birth mom has been dead for 8 years and no one told me! So now I’m going through like a depression and I never got to know her blah blah blah... And I mean the audacity that people have to keep that info from me am I right?!
RUclips was on point with this recommendation. I enjoyed this very much thank you for sharing your talent. You have a new subscriber. May the Muses continue to inspire your creativity
Good day to you this is the first video I have listened to of yours and may i just say you have such an immaculate voice and I can’t wait to hear more from you! ❤️
Him: talking about how he infiltrated our base by himself. Me: "Thats a very ineffective battle axe good sir, the rings get in the way of the blade. Not only making it less effective and less dangerous, but less painful too."
You did amazing! Thank you for making such a great video and I look forward to searching through the rest of your videos. Keep up the great work! And if you're interested here's a few notable moments of mine during the duration of the video(I would have probably pissed Alfhjer off by me being my chaotic self XD): Him: *talks about my fortress* Me: I had a fortress? Wait... I was smart enough to lead a fortress?! Him: "Mighty human hero... That would be you." Me, in the middle of eating cookies: I was a hero? Him: *Rambles on about how I was trouble and battles* Me: *Zones out staring at a tree* Him: "... And catch you with your pants down." Me: *Snaps back to focus, confused* I don't wear pants? Oh wait. Him: "My name is Alfhjer..." Me: *Doesn't pay attention as I try to copy the pronunciation and fail* Alfhjer. There's fear in his name. Wait is his name pronounced like "elf ear" but with a slight accent? Him: *Rambles again* Me: *Swaying and singing the chorus/Wimoweh part of the lion sleeps tonight* Him: "why am I even telling you this?" Me: Because I'm listening? Him: "But looks like I ruined it." Me(In reference to the listener being hit in the head): Clunk. Him: "I thought by fighting you I would know more about you." Me: And this is why you talk to people. Him: "You really got me thinking now." Me: Did you not think before? Him: *Talking about me being a hostage and innterogation in private* Me: Wait is this your way of saying we're going on a date whether I like it or not?
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Interrogation tip: Don't concuss the person you need information from.
Alfhjer:✍️punch✍️after✍️not✍️before✍️questions✍️
Interrogation tip: Make out with the person you need information from,
@@lyrava HAHAHHA
YES PLEASE
@@theaxeforgets8774 most important tip right herr
“Listen filthy human....”
No....you listen..... I took a shower like 20 minutes ago.... so I am as clean as unopened bar of soap....thank you very much
LISTEN YOU FILTHY WILD VIETNAM ELF😂
I took one 2 minutes so I ain't dirty he's the who's dirty 🙄🤭
LMAO
😆, And I washed up yesterday (yesterday, because I unfortunately don't have a boathtub, nor a dhower that works, so I have to use a washcloth, body soap, shampoo, conditioner, a cup to pour the water into my hair, and a bucket of water to wash up, so it'd be too inconvenient for me to completely wash up every day vs. Doing so at least once a week. 😅).
Edit: Forgot to add the cup I use to wash my hair.
@@sinjin4605 I use Mekong Delta PurAqua.
*He speaks eloquently about our relationship and the way our battles get him excited. *
*Me:* He is so into me.
He makes me think of Childe from Genshin impact
@@gwendolynparr Childe scarier...
Hes a ginger
@@hellothere3722 a-a GINGER!? 😮😨😨😱
@@Nonexistent_creatureEd Sheeran
Me, freshly amnesia’d listening to this man tell me his entire life story: that’s pretty cool I’m just gonna sit here while u figure urself out
Actually made me lol
Ioiii hum
I Y. N’hydrogéna
Yum
R
Him: “there nothing fake about a fight” Middle schoolers: ima end this mans career
Aren't you dead🧐 and are you referring to deku🤔
@@kiragermany8715 I-😀
@@heo2043 got yo ass HAHA📸😆
wait- i thought u were ded-
nice i guess- 👁👄👁👌🏼?
"If you don't want me to torture you-"
Don't threaten me with a good time
I-
@@strawberryjam6235 have
Dundunundundunundununun
CHAMPAGNE COCANE GASOLINE
AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN
ooh look at that i spelled champagne right first try yay :D
@@randomd2146 been
Him: “I learned your tactics.”
Me: “well, can you teach them back to me? Seeing as I don’t remember them. 😅”
LMFAO
him: "i learned your tactics"
me, who's tactics is "random bullshit go!!": ??what??
facts
1:06 "tell me everything"
well you start with a pan, milk, sugar, some chocos and butter, put it all together and bring it to a boil
Wait are talking about his skin complexion/colour?
@@MoonchildDontCry I think so 😂
I love him. I want to duel our hearts out, then just lay by a low flame as we patch one another up, asking questions and being all tender- omg
Awh!
Yes
Yes!
I love this, right here (/o ^o)/
The stuttering…
@@hyperfixationfanatic your mom ♡
@@skratchisrandom5596 your dad
"listen filthy human"
Sir, hold that thought, i took a shower like 5 seconds ago and im still in the towel staring at the wall. Think again
Him: You really don't have a single clue, do you?
Me: Look, I know I have memory issues, but I promise it's probably not usually this bad 😭
Lol same
BAD memory issues gang and I’m one of them I like take this for example my mom tells me to get her some water I go in the kitchen and I just stand there and like and think what was I going to get again and I just end up getting chalk and going back my mom just said where’s my water I’m like what water I ask you to get water I’m like oh shit
I said the same thing and my sister said he is probably trying to give me a hint on how much I forget 😪🖐
Alf finding out his enemy got amnesia: 𝘪𝘵'𝘴. 𝘈. 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬! 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦.
How can I refuse? 😂
OH MY GOD!!! 😂. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME REMEMBERS THAT MOVIE!!! 😂.
"Tell me everything."
I-...uh my sleep paralysis demon's name is Jerry and I caught him trying to say 'cucumber' in the mirror last night and when he doesn't steal my blanket he brings me cookies at 3am please don't kill me🤧
"trying" to say cucumber?
Oh hi ryuu
@@myaursus247 Yes. Keyword is 'trying'.
Aww! I wish I had a kind sleep paralysis demon; however, I sadly don't have a sleep paralysis demon at all.
Jerry sounds like a decent sleep paralysis demon
"Enemies to Lovers" INSTANT LIKE
XORREXCCTTT
CORRECT
Dang it! Now instead trying to break free and kick his ass, I wanna sit with him and talk more about our passions and desires. Thanks again, Lyra.
But damn gurl. You look like you're ready to fight
PLZHSGSGSG
He looks like every romanceable character from The Arcana game combined
Ngl, you kinda right (also ANOTHER FAN)
Oh my god...FOR REAL!
Omg, you're righT
Shit, what have you done.....
I CAN'T UNSEE IT-
(The hair is Nadia and Asra, the face is Julian/Ilya and Lucio, the body is Muriel, and the scarf is Portia! TuT Not many details from the side characters.)
omg i thought he looked kinda familiar - his hair is so asra like
When you get memory lose and you become your kidnappers therapist.
Omg he is soooooo cute i need more parts
Mmmmm WHICH PARTS😜
Yes
Yeah more parts
It already says part 1? XD
More parts pls
Him: "explains sad backstory and fight experience"
Me: "literally plays in dirt"
Saaaaaaame
"You shamed me with this little scar on my lip."
wow i give you one tiny nick and suddenly i've brought dishonor on your whole family
Him: Tell me everything you know
Me: Squirrels can't die from falling! 😃
“If you don’t want me to torture you then tell you’ll tell me everything you know”
Me,panicking: 3.14158 this pie followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79323 O M G can’t you see-*proceed to sing whole song while sobbing*
:) It goes like '3.14159 this is pie followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter! 79 then 323 OMG can't you see!! ---- [Feel free to continue]
@@niehuaisang.headshaker im not surprised you remember this due to your account name and profile picture
@@cottoncandiiy ehheheehe....well me IRL actually has a hard time remembering stuff....but as Huaisang, I am smart! Thanks for the compliment though
8-4-6-2-6-4-3
And now we’re on a spree
38 and 32, now we′re blue
Oh, who knew?
7,950 and then a two
88 and 41, so much fun
Now a run
9-7-1-6-9-3-9-9
Then 3-7, 51
"If you don't want me to torture you, I suggest you tell me everything you know"
*No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.*
😦
WHY
A hundred
One hundred And one.
@@lilylofas8234 ONE Hundred (Sorry bro)
"damn, maybe the blunt force trauma i did to your head was too much"
nah, im always this forgetful dw
not even 30 seconds in and I'm already sassing this man
LOL
“And everything was going so well too”
Me: well that’s life lol
You’re too loud 😭😭
"You really don't have a single clue do you"
Sir my default state is no thoughts head empty. Even if I did remember, I'd still have no clue.
Me: is he gonna sound cute
Him: wakey wakey human
Me: OMG HE SOUNDS HAWT
I like when Lyra makes an audio like this. It’s like we’re supposed to play this powerful OC of our own but we’re also simultaneously at his mercy. It’s nice. :p
I love your original character content! So full of life and creativity.
❤️
the part with the feathers was poetic, it sounded like the close-up of a romantic scene
That war axe is making me seeth. How could he win any fight with it? My inner nerd is a raging.
Him: Tell me everything
Me: The mitochondria is the powerhouses of the cell
Bum bum bummm
Him: do you think if I hit you over the head you’ll remember?
Me being a soft head and able to get concussion easily: can’t get information if I’m concussed 😀
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE WE NEED A PART2 TO THIS!!😂😭
That's because we do require a part 2 lmao
RUclips:Let’s recommend her another Asmr channel
Me:Oh what this *clicks video*
*Instantly falls in love with your voice*
Also me: *Sigh* Time to add it to the list with the others 😔🙌🏾
So sweet! 😩
Yep
I feel very called out rn
“Doze off, I’ll punch you”
Me, who got no fucking sleep: oh shi-
The character development is immaculate 🥺
I so want to hug this guy. So sweet
*give him a look* "dont give me that look" - well he certainly is in my mind NOW
SERIOUSLY THE PLOT, THE DETAILS, THE BACKGROUND NOISES….PLEASE MAKE A SERIES OUT OF THIS OMG
The voice, the background sounds, the character, and the story fits the artwork so well, and the artwork is immaculate. Everything about this is amazing!
"It looked like all the stars were going back to there home." Omg this writing though
“Tell me everything”
Me: well it started when my mom met my dad...
Then she ended up giving me away...
So skip 15 years and I find out that my birth mom has been dead for 8 years and no one told me! So now I’m going through like a depression and I never got to know her blah blah blah...
And I mean the audacity that people have to keep that info from me am I right?!
YEA 😤
Him :
Doze of I’ll punch you
Me :
Welp…
"When I caught you with your pants down" .........🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥲🥲🥰🥰🥲🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Did he just kidnap us just to go on a date
👉👈🥺
Shit sorry for disliking ur comment 'twas an accident
Look I was just obaying the orders of the grand Pope! Us Saints obey or die! THERE'S LITERALLY NO OTHER OPTIONS 😂
LOL
@@lyrava Do you have any plans to do Hades?
@@IronWarhorsesFun from saint Seiya right?? I too want to see it lool at least now I Know I'm not alone heheh
@@ehooo4407 which version though? i want Lost Canvas!
@@IronWarhorsesFun girl- the same lmao
Him: *starts with the story of his life*
Me: Allright, get it out of your system
Another beautiful audio, well done Lyra ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Thank you!
Ah, I love fantasy audios. Enemies to lovers just makes it better
(This poetic battle description is a lil too... Uh, not mean)
Him: You are a true warrior
Me: AWWHHH BAABBEEEE
WE NEED A PART TWOO AHHH
He had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie
Keep up the good work, and your voice is wonderful.
Thank you ❤️
Pleeeeease part 2 is a must
I have never been so invested in an asmr before holy jeebus-
I absolutely love him! we need more of this man!
AHHHH PART 2 please!! He’s adorable
i think this is quite possibly my favorite kind of character
RUclips was on point with this recommendation. I enjoyed this very much thank you for sharing your talent. You have a new subscriber.
May the Muses continue to inspire your creativity
Thank you and I accept your blessing for it means a lot to me.
Part 2 please with a cherry on top
Just let me put on my anime music to get into the battle mood - only then will I fight you - only then will I get my power up
👀👀 this was so good, I'd love to see a part 2 some day!!
Can we get a whole series on this plz🥺
He's a disaster. I love him already
Excuse me sir? Yeah, I’m gonna be needing a part 2, ‘cause I’m obsessed 🤩
Ooooo this was really good keep up the amazing work💚💚
He looks like a hentai protagonist out for vengeance.
*hearing his backstory*
👀 mhmm
🥴 I'd watch that 🥴
I would like to know what type of magical cough drops do you have to eat to get your voice this smooth🤔
Can I have some too?
Wtf I literally had autoplay on and "Wakey wakey human." NO
Anything with elves and enemies to lovers is my jem and I can't wait for more !
Good day to you this is the first video I have listened to of yours and may i just say you have such an immaculate voice and I can’t wait to hear more from you! ❤️
Thank you! 😭
This is a beautiful piece of art
I need a part 2!!
Can’t wait for part 2! (:
your contents are amazing keep up 💖
Him: talking about how he infiltrated our base by himself.
Me: "Thats a very ineffective battle axe good sir, the rings get in the way of the blade. Not only making it less effective and less dangerous, but less painful too."
Petition for part 2 of this beautiful storyline! 👏👏😁😁
THIS IS TOO CUTE WE NEED MORE PARTS
Sir.....SIR....I’m blaming YOU and YOUR VOICE if I get a heart attack. 😳🤚
Please make a part 2 🥺🙏 it's so good. I love it. (I'm sorry if my english is bad. I'm from germany)
Him : your a thithy human!
My ego : try harder -.-
Me: so mean 🥲
(Sorry I’m dislexic I can’t spell TwT)
"Wakey wakey, human~"
Me: Oh fuck, not this again-
Welp... Here I am simping for another ASMR voice actor. XD Great job by the way~
Thank you! 😊
@@lyrava you are very welcome!
He looks like he’s about to ask if I got games on my phone but good asmr
Your voice, I just love your voice 😌🙌💖
a fresh lyra upload? hummina hummina 😳😩
Part 2 please
me, concussed: dude can you spare me your life story and get me an advil
him: *doesn't hear me ask*
Some elf: Who am I ?
My mind : Some cat from the aristocats movie-
I just found your channel, and I am obsessed! Your voice is wonderful and your original storylines are so fresh and interesting! 😍
Thank you! 😭💙
Please give us a part 2. I've listened to this 7 times please give us a part 2
Alright, I just found your channel through this video… RUclips shoulda brought me here sooner because this voice is lovely
You are here now 😁 and thank you
You did amazing! Thank you for making such a great video and I look forward to searching through the rest of your videos. Keep up the great work!
And if you're interested here's a few notable moments of mine during the duration of the video(I would have probably pissed Alfhjer off by me being my chaotic self XD):
Him: *talks about my fortress*
Me: I had a fortress? Wait... I was smart enough to lead a fortress?!
Him: "Mighty human hero... That would be you."
Me, in the middle of eating cookies: I was a hero?
Him: *Rambles on about how I was trouble and battles*
Me: *Zones out staring at a tree*
Him: "... And catch you with your pants down."
Me: *Snaps back to focus, confused* I don't wear pants? Oh wait.
Him: "My name is Alfhjer..."
Me: *Doesn't pay attention as I try to copy the pronunciation and fail* Alfhjer. There's fear in his name. Wait is his name pronounced like "elf ear" but with a slight accent?
Him: *Rambles again*
Me: *Swaying and singing the chorus/Wimoweh part of the lion sleeps tonight*
Him: "why am I even telling you this?"
Me: Because I'm listening?
Him: "But looks like I ruined it."
Me(In reference to the listener being hit in the head): Clunk.
Him: "I thought by fighting you I would know more about you."
Me: And this is why you talk to people.
Him: "You really got me thinking now."
Me: Did you not think before?
Him: *Talking about me being a hostage and innterogation in private*
Me: Wait is this your way of saying we're going on a date whether I like it or not?
This filthy human requires MOAR!!!!
Definitely need a part 2 👏
but damn tho- the details in the pic- A M A Z I N G. whos the person who made this 👀
Lizcrredart! She’s in the description!
@@lyrava thank you!
Your voice is so nice and I love the story and details
Him: Listen you filthy human
Me: making my OC a elf before everything...
Um my OC is a elf tho
AND I'M AHAEHE Idk
Ughhh this is just what I need. I’m sick rn and this is making me more happy ❤️
Awh I’m happy that you’re happy! Get plenty of rest❤️