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"Just to be certain, would you be considered an experienced kisser by human standards?" ... "Really? So that's just pure instinct." Whoever wrote this script knows the kind of people who listen to ASMR very well lol
Ngl it’s incredibly sweet how she becomes more and more flustered with the listener, especially with her thinly veiled attempts to claim she’s doing everything for science. Very interesting to learn how her previous relationship has affected her and how she works through it as the video goes on.
Can’t wait to watch this when I get home in the morning from work. Strawb, if you read this, you’re doing great and even though things may seem tough. You will get through it, you’re an amazing content creator and we appreciate you so much! ❤
I would be honored to work alongside her in the name of science! I just hope nobody misses me too badly back on Earth. Great work as always, Strrawb! Take care of yourself and be well.
I have always liked the idea that aliens in some sort of galactic federation would look almost identical to humans at first glance. So this tickles that part of my imagination.
Frankly have been wondering what it'd be like to be abducted by an alien with a soothing voice for a long time. This is just perfect, thank you strawbie!
nerd time: the spaceship background noice (the scaling wooing noise) appears in the original starwars/ radio broadcast version as background noise when there is a moment of quiet and calm on the death star! :)
Abducted by an alien? Hmm....... Yeah this is fine. AMAZING performance as always!! I really liked the story here. Wasn't expecting her to get jealous but hey, atleast she cares!!!! Loved this!! Amazing vid as always!!
I've listened to this like 5 times now and it just occurred to me that, from the human's perspective, this means there's a whole planet of ugly humans using their advanced technology to seduce people 😂
non-human. I feel it pertinent to inform you that by selecting me, you've chosen a below average test subject. I would be remiss if i didn't at least acknowledge that you could find a much better example of a human being. Whilst I am more than willing, i feel like your study would be skewed negatively it you continue to use me
My friend watched this vid instead of playing among us with me and our friends. Fair enough at a different time ig but he's really gone off of the rails
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was abducted by an alien who wanted to test the compatability of the human species with theirs, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's strange it's happened twice
Well once I get up and can walk around time to start looting anything that ain't nailed down or required to fly the ship, also got to get a copy of the schematics for all parts of the ship. I might as well grab as much as I can, I am expecting some compensation after I was interupted doing a codebreaker. What do you mean at your level we invented the frisbee and hacky sack. what have you species even accomplished.
🐆(눈‸■)Or you didn't use enough, and good luck with getting through the armor-uniform by the way, you'd have to be within spitting distance of the Serbia1 clanite tower, not to mention only Serbia1 clanite personnel are capable of removing the armor-uniform there are no excuses, much less any work arounds.💂How about your people bring a fully armed gunship for examination, however I would have your people keep in mind that it's purely for combat only, use as an escort vessel will definitely be overkill, but if your planet's people need more, or blueprint variations, however it might be better if one of your people went with, essentially to ensure that no alterations were made.🚨If you'll excuse me for a time, and perhaps show me to an airlock, or take us to a clanite tower and get a full imagery scan of that enormous monster of a railgun over there, since I actually drew up a design for it myself, the prints you want to bring back with you can either be copied or you can just take the actual prints for later study, but I'd suggest retrieving one or two ASAP, they have universal docking clamps that will perform all of hard work for you, however that means we have to a Serbia1 clanite property location immediately because the guys behind don't seem to particularly friendly, while I obviously could handle them for a time, you need reinforcements as quick as you can get them!😾🐅
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I bought one of ur merch. My friends called me a furry lol but I don’t care cause I like ur videos.
YOOO FIRST TIME BEING ON TIME FOR STRAWBIES VIDS 😩❤️
No matter how many different asmr creators do this script, it never gets old to me. I love the different voices and vocal habits/patterns
"Just to be certain, would you be considered an experienced kisser by human standards?"
...
"Really? So that's just pure instinct."
Whoever wrote this script knows the kind of people who listen to ASMR very well lol
Ngl it’s incredibly sweet how she becomes more and more flustered with the listener, especially with her thinly veiled attempts to claim she’s doing everything for science. Very interesting to learn how her previous relationship has affected her and how she works through it as the video goes on.
Yeah, "For Science" she says. xD
For real though it was such a cute audio, I could really feel the character slowly falling in love with the listener.
I appreciate the work put into this longer/combined audio; I remember listening to this while working on something and greatly enjoyed it
I was not expecting gay poly alien strawbie but I absolutely adore it. This has to be one of my favorite audios. Thank you very much for this one!
I would like to get to know you :)
I've listened to this on repeat. Your soft articulation is just so good.
Can’t wait to watch this when I get home in the morning from work. Strawb, if you read this, you’re doing great and even though things may seem tough. You will get through it, you’re an amazing content creator and we appreciate you so much! ❤
I would be honored to work alongside her in the name of science! I just hope nobody misses me too badly back on Earth.
Great work as always, Strrawb! Take care of yourself and be well.
This one is actually nice, idk why but your voice feels even warmer this time.
i think its because she will get married son
“You’re kind of like a puppy”
Truer words have never been spoken
Why is puppy the first pet name in ASMR videos.
It’s getting worrying.
I hope we get a part 2!
i liked the beep boop research sounds and the 2nd half is so cute ❤ its the pheromones taking effect i swear :o
I love your videos, I hope they get out to more people
I did not expect a kuudere character from this channel, it's very nice!
I have always liked the idea that aliens in some sort of galactic federation would look almost identical to humans at first glance. So this tickles that part of my imagination.
Always looking forward to longer videos, so I can put on my eye mask with headphones and fall asleep with enjoying your vids ❤
Frankly have been wondering what it'd be like to be abducted by an alien with a soothing voice for a long time. This is just perfect, thank you strawbie!
This is so sweet! I got about half way through before I was interupted, but I'm looking forward to the rest :)
shout out to science, gotta be one of my favorite subjects
This audio was great. I really enjoyed it. Thank you so much Strawb.
Best alien ever
nerd time: the spaceship background noice (the scaling wooing noise) appears in the original starwars/ radio broadcast version as background noise when there is a moment of quiet and calm on the death star! :)
If we look like an idealized version of you, I anxiously wonder what you people look like to us....
But, lovely script, great voice acting! 👍
Damn really good timing with the vid
I just want to hug her.
*hug*
Love the 3dio audio on this video
This is one of my favourites ☺️
Strawb is #1
This seems like a perfect asmr to have a part 2
this is actually a part 1 & part 2 combined in one audio. :3
@@darlingstrawb now that moment of silence mid way through makes sense
That's a good experiment right there
Ngl I love the ambient backround noises, which are a whole mix of sounds from the game, ALIEN: Isolation. Pretty fitting. Call me a nerd idc
We need a part 2
Can we have a part two please I really like this audio.
Excellent video
most alien races use too much sedative needed in many ASMR roleplays, don't feel bad.
You called me beautiful!
Proof that Area 51 was hiding cute alien girls all along.
damn wish i could live there lol
Abducted by an alien? Hmm....... Yeah this is fine.
AMAZING performance as always!! I really liked the story here. Wasn't expecting her to get jealous but hey, atleast she cares!!!! Loved this!! Amazing vid as always!!
Her: "do you"
Me: Yes
Thanks for the video!
I've listened to this like 5 times now and it just occurred to me that, from the human's perspective, this means there's a whole planet of ugly humans using their advanced technology to seduce people 😂
For science!
I knew it, we should've all naruto ran and stormed area 51
Oh boi… alien date time.. 💝
Great video
Love your content
You couldn’t have timed a release for a video any better lmao
I'm ready to be abducted by aliens.
Thanks for the audio!
I love you VIDS❤
Great video! ❤ I hope you’re doing well!
Okay i looked up the channel and coincidentally you just uploaded damn 💀
non-human. I feel it pertinent to inform you that by selecting me, you've chosen a below average test subject. I would be remiss if i didn't at least acknowledge that you could find a much better example of a human being. Whilst I am more than willing, i feel like your study would be skewed negatively it you continue to use me
Lets gooo!
It's just for science.
Considering I’m currently in a polycule, I’d say I’m probably ok with it.
My friend watched this vid instead of playing among us with me and our friends. Fair enough at a different time ig but he's really gone off of the rails
Oh my strawby a alien 👽 very interesting 🧐
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was abducted by an alien who wanted to test the compatability of the human species with theirs, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's strange it's happened twice
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 🤔
Indeed
Aliens are among us… they were right…
Fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
10 minutes!
Well once I get up and can walk around time to start looting anything that ain't nailed down or required to fly the ship, also got to get a copy of the schematics for all parts of the ship. I might as well grab as much as I can, I am expecting some compensation after I was interupted doing a codebreaker.
What do you mean at your level we invented the frisbee and hacky sack. what have you species even accomplished.
what if information panspermia was real and … polyamorous?
Meow
🐆(눈‸■)Or you didn't use enough, and good luck with getting through the armor-uniform by the way, you'd have to be within spitting distance of the Serbia1 clanite tower, not to mention only Serbia1 clanite personnel are capable of removing the armor-uniform there are no excuses, much less any work arounds.💂How about your people bring a fully armed gunship for examination, however I would have your people keep in mind that it's purely for combat only, use as an escort vessel will definitely be overkill, but if your planet's people need more, or blueprint variations, however it might be better if one of your people went with, essentially to ensure that no alterations were made.🚨If you'll excuse me for a time, and perhaps show me to an airlock, or take us to a clanite tower and get a full imagery scan of that enormous monster of a railgun over there, since I actually drew up a design for it myself, the prints you want to bring back with you can either be copied or you can just take the actual prints for later study, but I'd suggest retrieving one or two ASAP, they have universal docking clamps that will perform all of hard work for you, however that means we have to a Serbia1 clanite property location immediately because the guys behind don't seem to particularly friendly, while I obviously could handle them for a time, you need reinforcements as quick as you can get them!😾🐅
I ain’t readin allat
Will you plz be my alien GF?
That way I can teach you more about Earth.
Thx for the audio lvely
:)