the worst date of my life

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @stephenhigham1984
    @stephenhigham1984 2 месяца назад +446

    RIP the poor fool who inspired this monologue

    • @hazel-power
      @hazel-power Месяц назад +33

      wdym? guy saved 82 dollars on a meal. coulda been worse

    • @Dylan-hp2le
      @Dylan-hp2le 26 дней назад +3

      @@hazel-poweryou dont get the point

    • @charmie237
      @charmie237 21 день назад +15

      @@Dylan-hp2le no no, hes right.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 12 дней назад +7

      @@Dylan-hp2le no you just don't recognise a fiscally responsible king when you see one

    • @stephentitus7137
      @stephentitus7137 10 дней назад +1

      @@Dylan-hp2lecare to elaborate?

  • @Casterisk45510
    @Casterisk45510 Месяц назад +225

    Me, a gay man, looking upon the strange world of heterosexual relationships: "Werk."

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves Месяц назад +278

    The deadpan "gay loser" made me laugh out-loud :(

  • @isaiahfisher2337
    @isaiahfisher2337 19 дней назад +71

    As a gay guy I am so happy I don't have to deal with this shit. It's SO much easier to date and even just have a partner when you don't need to worry about gendered bullshit.
    Dates? Always split the bill unless you're trying really hard to show someone you like them.
    Sex? Don't beat around the bush, just ask directly. "No" is always an option.
    "Chivalry"? (Holding doors open, taking coats, etc?) Again, only if you really like someone and want to be nice.
    I wish straight people (Men AND Women) could take a hint and just treat people as people. It's not the 1950s anymore. We're all human, we all have jobs. Enough unspoken rules and mind-games. Just treat your date like you would treat a new friend.

    • @janhenrik4170
      @janhenrik4170 13 дней назад +4

      never paid for the girl and never had problems, but im in Germany

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 12 дней назад

      As a gay dude this is one of the benefits of being gay

    • @vincentnguyen3068
      @vincentnguyen3068 8 дней назад

      @@janhenrik4170 yup that's diff

    • @janhenrik4170
      @janhenrik4170 8 дней назад

      @ met up mostly with foreigners though

    • @gregoryvn3
      @gregoryvn3 7 дней назад

      The Straights are not okay.

  • @syra1541
    @syra1541 2 месяца назад +306

    vocal fry final boss

    • @anonymous-cq7wj
      @anonymous-cq7wj Месяц назад +18

      red scare pod got nothing on this woman

    • @mostazezo
      @mostazezo Месяц назад

      it's sexy

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 12 дней назад +4

      The teenager boys at my high school are shaking rn

  • @yokii-dokii5512
    @yokii-dokii5512 22 дня назад +61

    see, this is how you make quality ragebait. take notes, kids.

    • @Lunarbell1
      @Lunarbell1 7 часов назад +1

      exactly, you somehow enjoy it too much to start an argument with her

  • @robzan6663
    @robzan6663 2 месяца назад +301

    This is my favourite level of irony. At the same time I would never want to be associated with liking this…. anyways i subscribed.

    • @pancakerepairman
      @pancakerepairman 22 дня назад +5

      what irony? if she's never expressed any beliefs that contradict this then this isn't a parody of fake feminists, these are her real beliefs. equality but only when it benefits me. and it's entirely consistent with the way she grasps for any argument she thinks she can use to push a self-serving agenda when she's trying to debate seriously. the only belief she's consistent with is that women should always be 100% free from accountability for anything they do.

    • @cat-v3p9i
      @cat-v3p9i 19 дней назад +1

      @@pancakerepairman holy shit you have to be one of the stupidest people alive

    • @johncasey9544
      @johncasey9544 17 дней назад +17

      @@pancakerepairman hey genius the point of the video was to bait you

    • @dereinzigwahreRahl
      @dereinzigwahreRahl 14 дней назад +11

      @@pancakerepairman "if she's never expressed any beliefs that contradict this then this ... these are her real beliefs" - my dude here never heard of the concept of lying. Amazing.

    • @uncletyrone
      @uncletyrone 10 дней назад +5

      As a GenX dude, I am stunned by how often and quickly she flicks from being earnest to being ironic and back, and I’m not always sure which is which. I’m willing to roll with it, though, and am here for more

  • @chidchats
    @chidchats Месяц назад +53

    “As the 82 dollar left my phone, my souls left my body”😭😭😭

    • @gregoryvn3
      @gregoryvn3 7 дней назад +2

      But just a couple of them. Who knows how vast her collection of stolen souls truly is. 😮

  • @jonathanedelson6733
    @jonathanedelson6733 Месяц назад +90

    Gaah. My sarcasm detector is totally confused. I think I'd happily be an even worse date.

    • @Dylan-hodgson
      @Dylan-hodgson 11 дней назад +6

      Ye I don’t know if she’s being sarcastic or not. I’d expect splitting the bill is fine😭😭

  • @climbinggiant4744
    @climbinggiant4744 25 дней назад +16

    Your channel graced my feed, so I go to your page and this is what I see. Watched the whole thing. This has to be a bit, but the fact that I've MET women who think this way, let alone that they exist separately from my experience out in the world, haunts me everyday.

  • @ebrim5013
    @ebrim5013 14 дней назад +9

    There’s so much time and emotion spilled on this subject of “who pays”.
    Firstly, splitting checks just always feels weird on a date or even in other contexts.
    I feel like if you’ve invited people to an experience then it’s inherently something you want to gift, it’s a gesture. Making that experience or invitation conditional on them paying for it changes the whole experience.

    • @janhenrik4170
      @janhenrik4170 13 дней назад +7

      Its not a gift its a mutual experience in order to getting to know eachother. Unless its an escort

  • @astronosmage3722
    @astronosmage3722 2 месяца назад +161

    excellent ragebait

    • @BlueberriesInMyGarden
      @BlueberriesInMyGarden Месяц назад +7

      but it isn’t

    • @ERM-y1u
      @ERM-y1u Месяц назад +5

      It’s isn’t rage bait she is speaking her mind abt the topic what don’t you understand? And did you even watch the vid?

    • @cl0udy_tulipss
      @cl0udy_tulipss Месяц назад +8

      @@ERM-y1u its supposed to be sarcastic.

    • @mrmangbro6842
      @mrmangbro6842 Месяц назад +13

      @@ERM-y1u Buddy they are playing a character. Did YOU understand and watch it?

    • @ERM-y1u
      @ERM-y1u Месяц назад

      @@mrmangbro6842 bro i didn’t mean in a MEAN way ( well I didn’t mean to type it in a mean way) and yes I do understand it and I did watch it.

  • @ACE112ACE112
    @ACE112ACE112 2 месяца назад +123

    Why is she eating a raw pie?

  • @OmnipotentNoodle
    @OmnipotentNoodle 2 месяца назад +145

    Lol, if someone offers to pay and then tells me theyre put off by the fact that I let them pay, thats a red flag. I never mind footing the bill, but that kind of testing and disingenuity would put _me_ off.
    That said, I agree with the take! Feel empowered to ask them to pay, ladies! It's a hell of a lot better than playing guessing games, and I reckon you'll probably weed out a lot of misogynists bc theyll start complaining about feminism.
    Be honest, be confrontational. Ask the awkward questions, and own it!

    • @baconmeido7037
      @baconmeido7037 2 месяца назад +8

      True you'll definitely weed out some misogynists

    • @Xexanos
      @Xexanos 2 месяца назад +30

      If they offer to pay, I'll let them. Follow it up with "next date is on me then" and you either got a free meal or secured a second date. Easy.

    • @ongostudios
      @ongostudios Месяц назад +10

      >Feel empowered to ask them to pay, ladies
      how can I get these videos out of my youtube feed

    • @elnegromatapacos162
      @elnegromatapacos162 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah same, I often offer to pay 'cause I like doing it, a lot of my friends are broke and it allows me to be cheeky and ask them if they wanna cover the next time, but I'll let someone pay if they offer. The sentiment in the video is just kinda shallow and someone mired in this many levels of social signifiers is too complex for me to build any sort of stable relationship with. This is just a video about how Farha owned herself tbh

    • @AmeliaJadeCragg
      @AmeliaJadeCragg Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, I agree. I like to remind people regardless of gender that there’s a difference between Feminism, Misandry, and Misogyny.

  • @DerUnbekannte
    @DerUnbekannte 2 месяца назад +65

    all this and somehow the end was still the most disturbing thing

  • @alexe5589
    @alexe5589 18 дней назад +8

    This is some of the most impressive bait of all time, kino

  • @CaitlinAlbers-m9r
    @CaitlinAlbers-m9r Месяц назад +12

    do people not know this is satire

    • @anuhassan5596
      @anuhassan5596 18 дней назад +4

      reading these comments and… nope lol

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 12 дней назад

      What does satire mean I'm British I don't speak your language

    • @prehistoricwatergun0136
      @prehistoricwatergun0136 9 дней назад +1

      @@Random-sk6hm its some mad ting brudda

    • @angel_ick
      @angel_ick 2 дня назад

      i hope it's not ❤

  • @SweetRedMeow
    @SweetRedMeow 2 месяца назад +16

    I loved and lived every second of this

  • @Raddiebaddie
    @Raddiebaddie Месяц назад +9

    The deadpan 😂❤

  • @dogwithamug
    @dogwithamug Месяц назад +4

    This is like stand up from 2050

  • @fananzo
    @fananzo 2 месяца назад +8

    I’ve missed your story times on crack 😂❤

  • @haenmaen
    @haenmaen 5 дней назад +1

    I am so confused.
    I love it.

  • @anthonygil1522
    @anthonygil1522 8 дней назад

    New watcher...You are the best!!! I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Thank you :)

  • @herpderp728
    @herpderp728 17 дней назад +1

    I once took a girl on a date to a TGI fridays, but I only had enough money to pay for one person. so I silently watched her eat for 30 minutes before we both went home. yet even I can't help but cringe at this

  • @joshooo1246
    @joshooo1246 6 дней назад

    This brings me a lot of clarity on dating in general

  • @joemancini2988
    @joemancini2988 9 дней назад

    Amidst her droll delivery, I’m thinking “I’m allergic to strawberries.” Yeah, I get hives. 😂

  • @cowcraft8355
    @cowcraft8355 Месяц назад +7

    When did the crust switch to premade LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @nastiabestie
    @nastiabestie Месяц назад +4

    had to subscribe after you said i'd rather go to jail than pay 50/50

  • @antoniobrasse7157
    @antoniobrasse7157 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey would have thought you'd have hundreds of thousands of subs already because you're funny and hilarious and humorous af.

  • @ThomasC-Crazy4NiagaraFalls
    @ThomasC-Crazy4NiagaraFalls 6 дней назад

    Not sure why one of your videos showed up in my recommended videos, but so glad it did. Watched several of your videos and they are all great. I love how your mind works and your train of thought. I was hesitant to write a comment because your intelligence, wit, and sarcasm far outweigh mine and I was worried you would detect how inferior I am 🙂 Keep up the great and funny work!

  • @darklightimages
    @darklightimages Месяц назад +13

    Getting some strong Brittany Venti Vibes. When I say that I mean I can't quite tell why I am watching this video that is obviously meant to troll, because with large amounts of sarcasm and lies is mixed with just enough truth to make you go huh.

  • @ironkumadori
    @ironkumadori 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for another video.
    I appreciate your mind, beauty, and word choice.

  • @doris4469
    @doris4469 12 дней назад

    I split the bill in my first and only date with a guy
    In my defence I didn't know what I was doing neither before, during and after the date. It was a learning experience, it served for me to realize how crazy I was

  • @stevebrown5054
    @stevebrown5054 9 дней назад

    You a making me laugh my ass off😂😂😂😂

  • @RuthParodies
    @RuthParodies Месяц назад +25

    I love your style vids, but tbh nah. I don't mind paying and I think tbh we as women should thrive towards that more. I do think it's more progressive, in the positive sense. I am from the netherlands, where the saying 'going dutch' came from, it's pretty much the norm here. So this sounds a bit foreign to me.

    • @janhenrik4170
      @janhenrik4170 13 дней назад +2

      ye Im German and i dont get this video usually i get behind the humor but here she genuinely thinks the guy should pay? Is she owning progressive women here? Makes no sense to me considering her other videos. Some interpreted it as rage bait and as a guy it definitely worked on me if thats the case

  • @Preciouspink
    @Preciouspink 21 день назад

    Thank you for your honesty the future is arti wombs and single heads of households. Good luck with the future comedy tour.

  • @chrisalmighty
    @chrisalmighty 17 дней назад

    "I always put my card down to be polite but I never once meant it. It is an empty gesture." - Hilarious

  • @shadybat3183
    @shadybat3183 Месяц назад +2

    i think it is just nice when you are in love with someone to pay for their things sometimes

  • @firebreathercat133
    @firebreathercat133 2 месяца назад +3

    WE NEED FARHA FRIDAYS

  • @kmpiwblog
    @kmpiwblog 17 дней назад

    I always split or alternate but I dated all genders. The one time I got annoyed was when a guy who I know earns WAY over $100K wanted to split it down to the last 10c we were paying cash and was fiddling with small change, round up cheapskate!

  • @reactor4
    @reactor4 9 дней назад

    you are sooo good!

  • @JamesLamb
    @JamesLamb 9 дней назад

    God. I finally tried to make pie crust at home. Through that process I realized how much it was just butter and flour - I had no idea?! So instead of trying to perfect my pie crust technique, I ended up thinking "Jesus - what have I been eating?!" And eating fewer crusted items. Is my life better now? I don't know. I'm just old and I'm going to die so I should probably follow your lead here.

  • @Slay.Waleed
    @Slay.Waleed 2 месяца назад +6

    fav shitposter

  • @gnomechump-stiny7128
    @gnomechump-stiny7128 2 месяца назад +10

    FARHA FRİDAYS 😢

  • @SanaOsniva
    @SanaOsniva 22 дня назад +1

    i need to sub this is so funny

  • @tiffany4759
    @tiffany4759 2 месяца назад +2

    Omg you’re back! I’m so happy!

  • @chrisalmighty
    @chrisalmighty 17 дней назад

    "As the 82 dollars left my phone, my soul left my body" - Farha

  • @onlyfoes
    @onlyfoes 8 дней назад

    82$ on the first date?! Where I live people go usually for a coffee or a walk through the park, or something like that on a first date 😅

  • @houseonsand
    @houseonsand 19 дней назад

    I mean. I can already misunderstand things. That's like, my default position. "Cool smart girl" tells me how to be dumb is just me plus a "cool smart girl" telling me how to be what repulses me

  • @AmeliaJadeCragg
    @AmeliaJadeCragg Месяц назад +3

    I had no problem till he asked about Netflix and that’s when it got iffy, but that could mean anything, right? Like maybe he genuinely wants to watch stranger things or something

    • @pprmiaminhoaa
      @pprmiaminhoaa Месяц назад +2

      Lol I doubt it

    • @AmeliaJadeCragg
      @AmeliaJadeCragg Месяц назад +1

      @pprmiaminhoaa well never know until it happens, but we don't want to find out if it does. Best to just stay safe unless it's someone you fully trust

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 14 дней назад

      Wanting to genuinely watch Stranger Things is insane, I'd rather take the risk with the unprotected sex.

  • @LeviUtah
    @LeviUtah 9 дней назад +1

    Get on OF if you just want to say what you really think.

  • @T1Oracle
    @T1Oracle 8 дней назад

    I once had a date that turned out to be a catfish, where she picked out an expensive restaurant, showed up late, and yeah, I didn't even reach for the check, or call her back. The steak was good though...

  • @1q3er5
    @1q3er5 10 дней назад

    i like this dude - he's a chad

  • @prodigal_southerner
    @prodigal_southerner 9 дней назад

    I love you as much as any gay guy can love a woman he has never met. Please never change. Lol

  • @WillowGardener
    @WillowGardener Месяц назад +4

    Wait... Are zoomers back to the norm of men paying for meals? All the millennial women I've gone on dates with have insisted on splitting the bill. I always offer to pay and they always refuse.

    • @auralit8
      @auralit8 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, between dating app culture and the economy going to shit, the younger generation of women went back to gendered payment rules. The men seem not to have gotten the memo

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 16 дней назад

      I think this is mostly satire

  • @wills5945
    @wills5945 2 месяца назад +1

    She is BACK 💜

  • @Xexanos
    @Xexanos 2 месяца назад +3

    God, I miss Farha Fridays

  • @lor3608
    @lor3608 2 месяца назад +4

    Farha its been 10 months since you last posted, but to me it feels like its been 8 months.

  • @das_it_mane
    @das_it_mane 7 дней назад +1

    So all I gotta do is pay $82 to hit?

  • @PeekingDuct
    @PeekingDuct 2 месяца назад +2

    Ben & Jerry's "Oat of This Swirled" is a gift. Please give a try and think of this comment.

  • @Terrymic1
    @Terrymic1 Месяц назад

    What a fun, wry piece. Love it!

  • @greyfells2829
    @greyfells2829 2 месяца назад +39

    The mind-games women play are terrifying.
    But yea him letting you pay was wild. You two actually seem like a good fit.

    • @animeholic6142
      @animeholic6142 25 дней назад +2

      Bro you need to learn what sarcasm is 😭

  • @schulbus13
    @schulbus13 2 месяца назад

    the perfect comeback

  • @Aathbii
    @Aathbii 2 месяца назад

    Finally i was looking for something to watch for bed time!!!

  • @m.g.wechselberger6977
    @m.g.wechselberger6977 9 дней назад

    I love your everything!

  • @hq1082
    @hq1082 2 месяца назад

    i love your takes so much

  • @ianfisch7289
    @ianfisch7289 2 месяца назад +4

    How come Bo Burham gets a Netflix special and you don’t?

  • @achronicblunt
    @achronicblunt 17 дней назад +2

    every word of that disjointed, insane diatribe got me so bricked up

  • @nobodybutnene.8872
    @nobodybutnene.8872 Месяц назад

    Love this personality

  • @Frog_Ghoul
    @Frog_Ghoul 4 дня назад

    as a guy, hey this is a little mean * cutely likes and subscribes* i still love this channel though

  • @akoya_m
    @akoya_m 18 дней назад

    Oh my god i fucking love you you're my role model

  • @Brothatfire
    @Brothatfire День назад

    Can you do another video.thanks.i will wait

  • @mr.frostyzzzmore8856
    @mr.frostyzzzmore8856 2 месяца назад

    MY QUEEN FARHA POSTED I LOBE YOU 💞💞

  • @duke_rabbit
    @duke_rabbit 19 дней назад

    I have many horses and own homes I bought from Saudi royalty. Be my bride. I don't care if I mysteriously die from "food poisoning " after eating a pie, within a year or our marriage.

  • @JayCharles-cl6nk
    @JayCharles-cl6nk 2 месяца назад +6

    You did the right thing. It's always appreciative if the woman offers to pay even if I would never let them pay. No matter how bad the date was in the end.

  • @chinwenduopara284
    @chinwenduopara284 25 дней назад +1

    Next video: yourw take on 50/50 please in detail please

  • @irisflora903
    @irisflora903 20 дней назад

    You’re hilarious

  • @lovetrain111
    @lovetrain111 2 месяца назад

    i love ben and jerry’s too
    🤣

  • @vincentcarbellano6617
    @vincentcarbellano6617 2 месяца назад

    How’d you not laugh at “then I’m telling him that he’s a gay loser.”

  • @guttergow1396
    @guttergow1396 12 дней назад

    am I the only one who Realized how many Cooking Techniques she got Wrong ??

  • @GMen_3D
    @GMen_3D 2 месяца назад +1

    So when's the second date?

  • @ProximoK
    @ProximoK Месяц назад

    Awww it’s so cute

  • @RandyTemple-bs
    @RandyTemple-bs 17 дней назад

    I had to look up 'hinge category'...And i didn't find it.

  • @lovetrain111
    @lovetrain111 2 месяца назад

    MUCH LOVE FROM NYC ❤️ 🚂

  • @DevikaBTS-qu4op
    @DevikaBTS-qu4op Месяц назад +1

    wait is the pie already baked?

    • @rhondahulett9763
      @rhondahulett9763 Месяц назад

      Eeww, you're right I think the crust is still raw 😮

  • @cleave99
    @cleave99 17 дней назад

    What does ranthrow mean?

    • @CognizantDissident
      @CognizantDissident 16 дней назад

      Ran through. As in ran through by a bunch of other guys first.

    • @cleave99
      @cleave99 16 дней назад

      @@CognizantDissident Ohhhh. Got it. Thanks.

  • @TRayTV
    @TRayTV 12 дней назад

    I'm confused by your perspective on this one. Maybe it's my neurodivergence. Maybe it's my having been subjected to the patriarchy my whole life. Maybe it's your double standard?
    I guess we'll never know.
    I'm not even sure I haven't fallen victim to Poe's law.

  • @Bushtickler
    @Bushtickler 2 месяца назад +4

    "I thought you'd wanna pay, yk, bc you're a feminist" gave me the feeling of being possessed by a ghost

  • @MrWingiii
    @MrWingiii 2 месяца назад +2

    bro…did you even get any crust in those bites😞

  • @TheSvlta
    @TheSvlta 2 месяца назад

    SHE BACK!!!!!! AND BETTERR!!!!!!!

  • @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366
    @thedarknessunderneathpodca6366 Месяц назад

    Have you ever considered trying to do stand up for a living? I am not against OF, even if I don't use it, but there are plenty of OF models, and you are actually good at this.

  • @82jp
    @82jp День назад

    Brilliant

  • @ACE112ACE112
    @ACE112ACE112 2 месяца назад

    Did she get tanned or different lighting?

  • @Patxgib
    @Patxgib 21 день назад

    I don’t get the split it joke

  • @itsallgone5077
    @itsallgone5077 2 месяца назад

    LONG LIVE FARHA FRIDAYS

  • @Yeah-I-am-Me
    @Yeah-I-am-Me 3 дня назад

    Have you ever considered being a lesbian

  • @jonathanperreault4503
    @jonathanperreault4503 23 дня назад +2

    im having such a hard time figuring out what her real opinion is on the matter , personally id never pay for a meal for someone just to have sex cause it feels so fucking crass but like it just feels good to do things for people

  • @nullaDuo
    @nullaDuo 2 месяца назад

    She lives!

  • @TonGolem
    @TonGolem 8 дней назад

    This is how pies work

  • @goblinwizard735
    @goblinwizard735 Месяц назад +1

    why would anyone