I know some 'Alpha males' (would be alpha males outside the shops down the road, I am definately adding "I like your blouse" to my usual "Did your mum buy that jacket", the effect is disconcerting!
I had a friend once tell a guy in passing she likes his ponytail 😂. He yelled back "IT'S A MAN BUN". When I tell you I died laughing cuz he was so offended and my friend really didnt mean anything by it which made it even funnier.
If my Alpha isn't emotionally gaslighting me, undermining my intelligence, or just avoiding accountability in every facet of our relationship in general, he is not my man. We will never run through the woods together at night and howl at the moon in our spaghetti tops
I do hate it when guys buy me a house on the first date. When this happens I yell “get out of my house, BETA!!!” and slam the door to my new house right in their face.
Yes, yes, yeeessss! I can't believe these absurd people actually exist, like it doesn't even compute in my brain. I'm so glad we have reasonable, well-adjusted men calling these "alpha" morons out on their bullshit!
These "alpha males" are so funny because they inadvertently come across as Super Gay. Literally every piece of advice they give revolves around the male gaze. They're telling men how to appeal to other men 😂 all those clips of dudes with perfectly coiffed hair, little man purses, pants with the cuffs rolled up, tough guy sunglasses, straight women aren't into that! And if they aren't giving Twunk, they're giving Creepy Stalker.
Ohmygod I was just about to say that, it’s almost as if being masculine is being genuinely confident in yourself and not shave to put others down so your insecure little self can feel better. And what’s funny is they don’t look gay in the nice way that we associate with actual gay people. They come off as the exact same thing they want to avoid
It really sounds like he's a rejection expert! He's been rejected so many times, he's resourcefully integrated a door to door vaccuum cleaning sales tactic called overcoming the objection. Bravo. I can see where this would be a handy tool for a man who is dripping in women. Maybe next time he can sneak away from the table at dinner and plant some screws behind the tires of our car and force us to ride home with him.
The single best response to ANY alpha male whose tactic is ‘you have to come to my house and be into kink’ is to enthusiastically change your mind and start telling him how much you love pegging 😇 What? Wait! Where are you going? Don’t you want to be kinky with me?! 😇
That’s exactly the vibe I got! I’ve just left a comment saying that I think he thinks he’s giving Fifty Shades of Grey vibes but he’s actually giving “I’ve dumped bodies in the river” vibes! 😬🤦🏻♀️
Omg when his videos were circulating on some safety and self defense pages on instagram I went to his page before he either deleted it or changed his name but wow the dude is something else! Every guy in his comments calling him out on lying (because he claimed to have slept with/dated thousands of women) his comeback was always “well you sleep with 2s while I sleep with a different 10 every night of the week” or he’d tell the guys to record and post their interactions with women and he’d tell them what they were doing wrong lol! Then the women in the comments who would call him out for lying he would literally just call them all 2s and he’d never be interested in them anyway 😂 it was comical! His comeback every time was to call all the women 2s and tell the men they only slept with 2s! He was honestly so creepy in every video though!
I read a comment about that guy who says you don’t have to accept rejection on an other video and I’d like to share it: He definitely knows pepper spray brands by taste.
The guy saying you dont have to accept rejection is just scary. Men who cant handle rejection and our taught no doesnt actually mean no, are men who stalk and assault women. I'd rather have a "loser" partner than someone who thinks pushing my boundaries means I'll sleep with them
I’ve had dudes say crap like that to me, and the “you’ll have to come see” as a sales tactic I guarantee wouldn’t work in any scenario. There’s no value proposition, no visible benefit, and a significant up front investment/risk involved. No woman, tens, sixes, or twos- is going to take that deal. Not with his long ass creepy fingernails. No ma’am. tbh, men and women and nbs (although no one nb has ever said this in my experience) who say stuff like “I’m awesome” or “I’m the best” are waving red flags you should be able to see and keep it movin. Humility is still a virtue, ppl who are hyperbolic in feigned self confidence tend to be types that are crabs in a bucket who will see your success as a personal sleight against them. Also, just notice how there was a clear, just beneath the surface, cruelty and hostility present. He can barely hide it when he’s describing her. This guy will stalk and vilify any woman that he tricks into a relationship who comes to her senses and leaves. He has serious abuser vibes
Same (and I found one!). Like, I know there are definitely straight women who are very shallow but I'd say at least a good 50% of us want someone we can actually connect with
I actually kind of liked some of those ones. The ones that sound fancy, like after you instead of you first is silly, but fancy. I'll find out instead of I don't know has some self-help inspirational speaker vibes to it, but I can see it as some good positive self-talk. Apology accepted instead of I'm sorry....is where I really fell off.
I like “I’m listening” bc that implies a man is uh, listening? Verrrry good. 🎉🎉🎉I also like it when a man says “after you” bc it seems like zaddy behavior. You first is kinda confrontational Yeah, what’s up with “see you” tho? instead of good bye? I dunno. Also “my pleasure” is what they say at Chick-fil-A Annnnd, don’t say shut up, yeah. Who thinks that’s ok to say to anyone? “Be quiet” is kinda scary kinda hot I can’t decide
🚩: continuing to bother someone after they let you know they're not interested 🚩🚩: self aggrandizing 🚩🚩🚩: attempting to entice a complete stranger to your home 🚩🚩🚩🚩: mentioning sexual acts and BDSM to a stranger out of the blue, especially a stranger who has already expressed disinterest in you
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 long fingernails “You’d have to be ok with my mastering ropes” huh? Like, shibari? Nautical ropes? Tarzan jungle ropes? Rope swings? Climbing rope? Like, be ok with the time you’ll need to practice knots? Pretty sure he doesn’t mean rope, I think he means r⚠️pe This guy is like a sexcrim version of napoleon dynamite’s older brother. (your mom goes to college)
@@rainbomg oh ew you’re right I didn’t see the nails. I’d say they’re more of an orange flag, not quite red but still bad. long nails on anyone to me is a sign you don’t groom. but also it’s showing he’s either lying about getting action or is very bad at it because we know hands like those aren’t going near a woman’s cooter. definitely thinks only his pleasure matters.
That "You do not have to accept her rejection" guy gave me the creeps, before he even said "You do not have to accept her rejection." I do not believe that man has any success with women. He puts off the same vibe as the kind of men whom women instinctively know not to sit next to, on the train. He makes my skin crawl.
Omg when his videos were circulating on some safety and self defense pages on instagram I went to his page before he either deleted it or changed his name but wow the dude is something else! Every guy in his comments calling him out on lying (because he claimed to have slept with/dated thousands of women) his comeback was always “well you sleep with 2s while I sleep with a different 10 every night of the week” or he’d tell the guys to record and post their interactions with women and he’d tell them what they were doing wrong lol! Then the women in the comments who would call him out for lying he would literally just call them all 2s and he’d never be interested in them anyway 😂 it was comical! His comeback every time was to call all the women 2s and tell the men they only slept with 2s! He was honestly so creepy in every video though!
Love the question, "Do we have an ugly suit?" "No...we don't..." The shade at these alphas who don't dress well! Seriously cracked me up along with the shoulder swinging. Haven't even finished the video yet and have already cackled.
I can't stress enough how much the internet NEEDS two (pretty darn silly, but ever so lovely) gay men debunking everything theese (rather aggressive) "alpha males" are putting out there. You guys are so much more real men than any of theese incels or future sexual offenders (some may be both). ❤
How to be an Alpha Male, get an expensive watch and make your body look like a upside down triangle. Why do all these men have huge arms and shoulders but skinny legs? If someone could answer that for me I would be very grateful. They look like Mr Cool from the Mr Men stories 😂 Also James walking like an Alpha male is everything I needed on a Sunday evening.
🤣🤣 Turkey vultures and a couple other birds do this as a defense mechanism, while other animals will urinate. Honestly, if women were able to do that as a defensive measure, this guy would be constantly covered.
@EmilyGeary-w8v he is the kinda guy a llama would spit at❤️ right in his face. the eyes, the mouth🥰 i've heard chinchillas toss their little poops at people if they are stressing them out. so many bodily fluids and wastes he could be littered in if women around him got as unhinged as him🤠
I just imagine some poor alpha, lost in the woods, telling his girl over and over that he's "exploring" as the sun sinks lower, the air grows colder and he sheds a tear because she'll never know he was lost and asking for help 😢
The entire idea of an alpha was flawed from the beginning. The researcher who coined the term was researching the structure of wolf packs. The problem is that the wolves being studied were in zoos, not in the wild. It has been debunked. People have taken an incorrect assumption and made it a defining personality trait.
Exactly. Also wolves are not human and humans are not wolves. So it makes zero sense in general to to make an animal trait into a human personality trait. These people just wanna live in the alpha-omega -universe lol
It's almost as if the freedom they expect as alphas is only granted when thrust into captivity while being controlled by a greater influence and feeling the need to play a role instead of function naturally.
I love that the fist thing I thought when that one guy started walking was “why is he walking like that?!” And then he proceeded to TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO WALK 😂😂😂😂
Trust a girl from the 90s, you don't want to earn anything from a man who wore the same top of the blondie from beverly hills 90210... 😅 ... except maybe the top 😇
James saying “excuse me young honey” with a bottle of micellar water was chefs kiss. If a man didn’t accept my rejection and started talking about kink I would start getting actually scared. That is just so uncomfortable to hear!!
Trust and believe some of the “alpha” men would be eating their teeth talking to me like that… lmfao you can refuse to accept rejection… ohhh really. You about to FAFO 😂😂😂😂
I love that Robert is wearing his cap like I used to in the 90s. I’m a queer gal but the gay fellas would always approach me from the back, leading to terrible disappointment. I’ve got huge bazongas (also like Robert, but I’m super jealous he can remove them and store them for months…)
The way they just got increasingly uncomfortable with the man in the spaghetti top (obviously the most manly of tops) and then their eyes when the guy said "you don't have to accept rejection." 😳😂
Ok, I happened upon Robert's channel yesterday, and then today, James's videos start showing up on my fyp. I thought they were the same effing person! 😂😂😂😂
If someone says "Apology's accepted" instead of "I'm sorry" to me *I will lose it.* It's just shifting the blame and not taking accountability for your actions.
"This is your weekly reminder that we are not the same person." Funnily enough when I started seeing both of your videos on FB, it was hard to tell. Now, I love watching both of your individual channels, but when you do videos together you crack me up. Thank you both for all that you do. I love all your videos.
The "you don't have to accept rejection" dude, she was absolutely baiting the hell out of him to roast in her gc later. There's no way she took him seriously
The third video has me screaming because WHY are we turning everyday convos into corporate lingo? like "assistance would be appreciated" is something im putting in an it-ticket when something isn't working, not when I'm carrying something heavy and call out for help💀💀
"I like your blouse" is definitely going to be my new response when an alpha approaches me
😂
I know some 'Alpha males' (would be alpha males outside the shops down the road, I am definately adding "I like your blouse" to my usual "Did your mum buy that jacket", the effect is disconcerting!
I ran to the comments! James telling an Alpha "thats a nice blouse" is my favorite thing
I had a friend once tell a guy in passing she likes his ponytail 😂. He yelled back "IT'S A MAN BUN". When I tell you I died laughing cuz he was so offended and my friend really didnt mean anything by it which made it even funnier.
I read "alpaca" instead of alpha lol. I like alpaca more I think. Heheheehe
If my Alpha isn't emotionally gaslighting me, undermining my intelligence, or just avoiding accountability in every facet of our relationship in general, he is not my man. We will never run through the woods together at night and howl at the moon in our spaghetti tops
howling at this comment 😂 the spaghetti tops ☠️
That shirt tho ☠️☠️
Every single word especially the SPAGHETTI TOP!!!!
Omg 😂
You really learnt man stuff. Well done😂😂😂
I do hate it when guys buy me a house on the first date. When this happens I yell “get out of my house, BETA!!!” and slam the door to my new house right in their face.
Get out of my house Bata lol
😂😂
Me too. And then I put the flowers they bought me down my brand new garbage disposal. 🌹👎
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right, same. It's just so beta.
Seeing other men call out these "alpha" males kinda heals something in me. Doing it humorously is just icing on the cake!
Yes, yes, yeeessss! I can't believe these absurd people actually exist, like it doesn't even compute in my brain. I'm so glad we have reasonable, well-adjusted men calling these "alpha" morons out on their bullshit!
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These "alpha males" are so funny because they inadvertently come across as Super Gay. Literally every piece of advice they give revolves around the male gaze. They're telling men how to appeal to other men 😂 all those clips of dudes with perfectly coiffed hair, little man purses, pants with the cuffs rolled up, tough guy sunglasses, straight women aren't into that! And if they aren't giving Twunk, they're giving Creepy Stalker.
!!!!
Bingo.
Ohmygod I was just about to say that, it’s almost as if being masculine is being genuinely confident in yourself and not shave to put others down so your insecure little self can feel better. And what’s funny is they don’t look gay in the nice way that we associate with actual gay people. They come off as the exact same thing they want to avoid
i don’t know what alpha male content you see but i’ve never seen them carrying bags or cuffing their trousers 😂 that’s too fashionable for a MANS MAN
This
That "you don't have to accept rejection" guy has never been in a room with a woman. Not even his mother.
It really sounds like he's a rejection expert! He's been rejected so many times, he's resourcefully integrated a door to door vaccuum cleaning sales tactic called overcoming the objection. Bravo. I can see where this would be a handy tool for a man who is dripping in women. Maybe next time he can sneak away from the table at dinner and plant some screws behind the tires of our car and force us to ride home with him.
He sounds like a guy that preys on girls at clubs when they’re intoxicated and vulnerable 😤😡 predator vibes😡😡😡
It was his AI girl that went with him 'cause no human ever would.
I think he's made plenty of women uncomfortable, and certainly none of them have been in the same room with him by choice.
The single best response to ANY alpha male whose tactic is ‘you have to come to my house and be into kink’ is to enthusiastically change your mind and start telling him how much you love pegging 😇 What? Wait! Where are you going? Don’t you want to be kinky with me?! 😇
Alpha male rule #4: wear pants so tight you can’t bend over, skip the socks and PRANCE
and basically look like a total d i c k!!!
🧐Hmmm… exactly what I thought!
Right. Cause other males def will like that 😂
omg this litterally describes a co worker of mine 😂😂😂
Bending over is super gay. It must be avoided at all costs. Lol
“Do you wanna know what I did with her later?” Um, did you murder her? Someone arrest that man!!!
That’s exactly the vibe I got! I’ve just left a comment saying that I think he thinks he’s giving Fifty Shades of Grey vibes but he’s actually giving “I’ve dumped bodies in the river” vibes! 😬🤦🏻♀️
@@_top_catgiving 50 shades of gray vibes is also bad
@@feelthejoy My thought exactly
50 Shades is universally hated in the kink community. I promise you nothing that happened in the book/movie would be accepted in the world of kink.
Hoping the girl escaped to the woods and met the bear instead of that man.
When he said "you'd have to come over to my house to find out and be okay with kink" I almost threw up in my mouth a little 😑🤢😅 absolutely insane 🚩
Disgusting!!! 🤢
Love you guys❤
Omg when his videos were circulating on some safety and self defense pages on instagram I went to his page before he either deleted it or changed his name but wow the dude is something else! Every guy in his comments calling him out on lying (because he claimed to have slept with/dated thousands of women) his comeback was always “well you sleep with 2s while I sleep with a different 10 every night of the week” or he’d tell the guys to record and post their interactions with women and he’d tell them what they were doing wrong lol! Then the women in the comments who would call him out for lying he would literally just call them all 2s and he’d never be interested in them anyway 😂 it was comical! His comeback every time was to call all the women 2s and tell the men they only slept with 2s! He was honestly so creepy in every video though!
Yeah, I'm into kink...this guy hasn't ever experienced kink in his life LOL.
That guys so disgusting, there’s no way in hell he’s getting women like he claims! Ew 🤢
@@aimeeduff8000that’s crazy. That guy made me feel uncomfortable listening to his b@llsh!t
"You have to sit on the passenger's side because bitches don't drive me around" 😂😂😂😂 I fell out of my chair.
Laughed so hard I had to pause the video! 🤣
@@RachelBJRight?!? That fucking made my whole week 😂❤
Literally here for that too! Hahahaha 😂
I almost woke everyone up😅
Who's driving the car then 😂
“I think he looked fine”
“Yes, very regular.”
☠️☠️☠️
i mean i would go for the fella buying me a house and flowers rather than waiting for ages for a random moment of romance from a man in a bikini
😂😂
You haven’t earned it 😂😂😂😂 I can’t believe these kind of men exist!!! 🤣😂
😂😂
Lol!
😂
Gay men understand women the best = Truth.
@@Balletified 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, very true.
Unfortunately, many gay men are still misogynistic:(
Very true
Bc they're the only ones besides het women who know how awful some men are in relationships and when they want us to date them.
"You wanna know what I did with her later?" 😏
"No you didn't."
🤣👏 I just love you guys
that guy is just so creepy it’s uncomfortable 😭
Right ❤
Truth
He’s never seen a naked woman in real life. I’d guarantee it
They pretending they are some hot sh/ts, but irl, they can’t even say ‘hi’ to a woman let alone maintain eye contact.
I call it " How to ask to be pepper sprayed".
Unfortunately owning and using pepper spray is illegal in the U.K. 🙄😒
@@_top_cat I've heard hairspray in the eyes can cause a nice burn
I read a comment about that guy who says you don’t have to accept rejection on an other video and I’d like to share it: He definitely knows pepper spray brands by taste.
@@cutecupcake8604 Perfume and body spray aerosols can too.. so I’ve heard 👀😇
😂😂
Don't say i'm sorry say apology accepted, those are two different things lol
Right? It’s like saying ‘I sneezed’ when I actually farted. They’re very different things 😂
Don’t say I’m sorry, say I need to poo 😹
Was also confused by that one😅
It means, never apologize, make the victim think they messed up. Gaslighting right there. Disgusting.
@@Froggyfrog-99 I shared an office with a guy like that once. When he was sacked NO ONE was surprised. Or even pretended that they cared. 😂😂😂
The guy saying you dont have to accept rejection is just scary. Men who cant handle rejection and our taught no doesnt actually mean no, are men who stalk and assault women. I'd rather have a "loser" partner than someone who thinks pushing my boundaries means I'll sleep with them
The “professional” dating coach should be learning more about the male mind cuz he’ll be catching a felony soon. Ew wtf..
He’s not fooling anyone.
He was disgusting. The absolute worst of them in this video. If a man ever spoke to me like that, he'd not like what happened next.
So true
I’ve had dudes say crap like that to me, and the “you’ll have to come see” as a sales tactic I guarantee wouldn’t work in any scenario. There’s no value proposition, no visible benefit, and a significant up front investment/risk involved. No woman, tens, sixes, or twos- is going to take that deal. Not with his long ass creepy fingernails. No ma’am.
tbh, men and women and nbs (although no one nb has ever said this in my experience) who say stuff like “I’m awesome” or “I’m the best” are waving red flags you should be able to see and keep it movin. Humility is still a virtue, ppl who are hyperbolic in feigned self confidence tend to be types that are crabs in a bucket who will see your success as a personal sleight against them.
Also, just notice how there was a clear, just beneath the surface, cruelty and hostility present. He can barely hide it when he’s describing her. This guy will stalk and vilify any woman that he tricks into a relationship who comes to her senses and leaves. He has serious abuser vibes
I’d rather have a shy, silly, sweet, caring, kind-hearted, tender-hearted, goofball of a man than an “alpha”.
Same (and I found one!). Like, I know there are definitely straight women who are very shallow but I'd say at least a good 50% of us want someone we can actually connect with
The guttural "beech!!!" is just endlessly funny 😂
Gets me every time 😂
Made me laugh all the time .😂
It' s my whatsapp tone😅. I didn' t even bother to clean the background noise. Cannot describe how I feel everytime it sounds in public😁
@sebumpostmortem that is a phenomenal idea 😂
I love how the “how to speak like an alpha male” one is about simply being in complete denial of everything.
I actually kind of liked some of those ones. The ones that sound fancy, like after you instead of you first is silly, but fancy. I'll find out instead of I don't know has some self-help inspirational speaker vibes to it, but I can see it as some good positive self-talk. Apology accepted instead of I'm sorry....is where I really fell off.
I like “I’m listening” bc that implies a man is uh, listening? Verrrry good. 🎉🎉🎉I also like it when a man says “after you” bc it seems like zaddy behavior. You first is kinda confrontational
Yeah, what’s up with “see you” tho? instead of good bye? I dunno. Also “my pleasure” is what they say at Chick-fil-A
Annnnd, don’t say shut up, yeah. Who thinks that’s ok to say to anyone? “Be quiet” is kinda scary kinda hot I can’t decide
I'm not lost, I'm exploring. 🤣
🚩: continuing to bother someone after they let you know they're not interested
🚩🚩: self aggrandizing
🚩🚩🚩: attempting to entice a complete stranger to your home
🚩🚩🚩🚩: mentioning sexual acts and BDSM to a stranger out of the blue, especially a stranger who has already expressed disinterest in you
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 long fingernails
“You’d have to be ok with my mastering ropes” huh? Like, shibari? Nautical ropes? Tarzan jungle ropes? Rope swings? Climbing rope?
Like, be ok with the time you’ll need to practice knots?
Pretty sure he doesn’t mean rope, I think he means r⚠️pe
This guy is like a sexcrim version of napoleon dynamite’s older brother. (your mom goes to college)
@@rainbomg oh ew you’re right I didn’t see the nails. I’d say they’re more of an orange flag, not quite red but still bad. long nails on anyone to me is a sign you don’t groom. but also it’s showing he’s either lying about getting action or is very bad at it because we know hands like those aren’t going near a woman’s cooter. definitely thinks only his pleasure matters.
how this man is real is beyond me
Yes. That's exactly how to pick up a woman. He nailed it 😂😂😂
That "You do not have to accept her rejection" guy gave me the creeps, before he even said "You do not have to accept her rejection." I do not believe that man has any success with women. He puts off the same vibe as the kind of men whom women instinctively know not to sit next to, on the train. He makes my skin crawl.
"There's parts of a womam in each car." Really captures the vibe that the "alpha males" give off. 😂😂
All these alpha males walking in slow motion and talking bs makes me so happy to be a lesbian 😄
We stay winning 🏳️🌈
As a straight woman, I gotta say, yall have the right idea
@@feelthejoycome join us 😂 girl we'll treat you so nice
Most men are not like that though, thankfully!
I'm sure they'll still find a way to harass you.
The one guy who was talking about “don’t accept rejection” made me throw up a little in my mouth…. 🤢
@@Balletified😂🤣🤪
Omg when his videos were circulating on some safety and self defense pages on instagram I went to his page before he either deleted it or changed his name but wow the dude is something else! Every guy in his comments calling him out on lying (because he claimed to have slept with/dated thousands of women) his comeback was always “well you sleep with 2s while I sleep with a different 10 every night of the week” or he’d tell the guys to record and post their interactions with women and he’d tell them what they were doing wrong lol! Then the women in the comments who would call him out for lying he would literally just call them all 2s and he’d never be interested in them anyway 😂 it was comical! His comeback every time was to call all the women 2s and tell the men they only slept with 2s! He was honestly so creepy in every video though!
That man scared me.
Same! He's the definition of "not taking no for an answer" which is really concerning. Consent is such a vital behaviour to use and understand
Same for me.
The red hat with the "Disrespectful Quote" cheeky boys! ❤
I want one.
"In those cars, there are parts of a woman". Turns to camera 👏 👏 👏
That sounded a bit different to me... like some kinda serial killer has chopped up a woman & had her body parts in the car!!😮
@@andys8483 I hope you're demonstrating mansplaining.
Love the question, "Do we have an ugly suit?" "No...we don't..." The shade at these alphas who don't dress well! Seriously cracked me up along with the shoulder swinging. Haven't even finished the video yet and have already cackled.
This was my favorite moment of the video!
The professional dating coach is sooo creepy 🤮 guys who can't take no for an answer are 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Ashton was getting ready to text her safe word. 😂
So a woman has to earn romance but a man doesn’t, got it😂
It's a man's world.. we're just in it... apparently.
😂😂😂😂 right like what the hell?!
We're supposed to be romancing men??
😂
I caught myself making a stank face at 8m 32s when the "You don't have to accept her rejection" guy showed up. He's so gross.
8:32 there you go 🤨😒🫤😖😣😲😳 all the stank faces
An appropriate reaction considering his personality is shit
I simply can’t get past instead of “I’m Lost” say “I’m Exploring.”
"Keep exploring until you're totally lost" 🤣
"The whole thing is about overcoming clown jurisdiction in the 80s"
I love Alpha James and Robert the ultimate Alpha Huns 😂
New merch!!!!
Alpha Huns is my new favourite thing 😂
Alpha Huns!❤
I can't stress enough how much the internet NEEDS two (pretty darn silly, but ever so lovely) gay men debunking everything theese (rather aggressive) "alpha males" are putting out there. You guys are so much more real men than any of theese incels or future sexual offenders (some may be both). ❤
How to be an Alpha Male, get an expensive watch and make your body look like a upside down triangle. Why do all these men have huge arms and shoulders but skinny legs? If someone could answer that for me I would be very grateful. They look like Mr Cool from the Mr Men stories 😂 Also James walking like an Alpha male is everything I needed on a Sunday evening.
They're all skipping leg day, because they're too busy making bs social media content
They’re all short?
Because they do not understand that leg strength is actually the important part. 😏😉
Leg day is for BETAS
Because legs/glute days are for the GIRLS
When James walks into the frame at 13:55 with his alpha walk I FUCKING LOST IT
"imagine a douche from the 2000s"
Accurate AF!
“Can I have my breast plate?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This entire thing had me crying with laughter. Thank you!
"Why are you rejecting me?"
"You're ugly."
"Nah, listen, I'm awesome."
"I will vomit on you."
🤣🤣 Turkey vultures and a couple other birds do this as a defense mechanism, while other animals will urinate. Honestly, if women were able to do that as a defensive measure, this guy would be constantly covered.
@EmilyGeary-w8v he is the kinda guy a llama would spit at❤️ right in his face. the eyes, the mouth🥰 i've heard chinchillas toss their little poops at people if they are stressing them out. so many bodily fluids and wastes he could be littered in if women around him got as unhinged as him🤠
The spaghetti top commentary 💀
James you look like a hula dancer with sciatica when you do that "walk". You'll do yourself a mischief sir
So funny!!!!!
As a woman I’m going to use those phrasing suggestions. Watch them explode. 😂
“Do we have an ugly suit?”
“No, we don’t, do we”
"That's a lovely spaghetti top!!" 😂❤ omg I'm early!
James killed me with his quick spaghetti top reaction 😂 💜
BRB, off to purchase my “Disrespectful Quote” merchandise.
Robert making drum sounds and James, “… just get some wood in.” 😂😂😂
I just imagine some poor alpha, lost in the woods, telling his girl over and over that he's "exploring" as the sun sinks lower, the air grows colder and he sheds a tear because she'll never know he was lost and asking for help 😢
Haha!
🥲😂
The entire idea of an alpha was flawed from the beginning. The researcher who coined the term was researching the structure of wolf packs. The problem is that the wolves being studied were in zoos, not in the wild. It has been debunked. People have taken an incorrect assumption and made it a defining personality trait.
Exactly. Also wolves are not human and humans are not wolves. So it makes zero sense in general to to make an animal trait into a human personality trait. These people just wanna live in the alpha-omega -universe lol
@@Garsnoos Yes! It's so weird!!
Best thing is that the researcher himself debunked it, pointing out the flawed research design. That‘s an actual „alpha“ move.
Right! 'Packs' being the key word
It's almost as if the freedom they expect as alphas is only granted when thrust into captivity while being controlled by a greater influence and feeling the need to play a role instead of function naturally.
that don't accept her rejection guy was awwwfullll. That hypothetical situation woukd not happen hahahah
Pursuing and woman and being a creep are two very different things that most men have a hard time deciphering
‘It’s giving work experience 2000s’ - absolutely brutal, absolutely factual. Very alpha.
It’s amazing how these techniques come so naturally to them and how flawlessly they embody alfalfa males on first try🖤
"Alfalfa males" -- you win!
@@bellyjewel Lol I can’t in good conscience feed into the delusions of guys that claim to be alphas! 🤭
I love that the fist thing I thought when that one guy started walking was “why is he walking like that?!” And then he proceeded to TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO WALK 😂😂😂😂
The don’t accept rejection guy is a real problem
That 2nd guy is dead wrong!! I have to EARN romance?! Ummm no sir. No
Yeah dead wrong.
Someone needs to tell him that he needs to earn romance too. See how fast he loses what's left of his tiny pea brain.
Trust a girl from the 90s, you don't want to earn anything from a man who wore the same top of the blondie from beverly hills 90210... 😅
... except maybe the top 😇
James saying “excuse me young honey” with a bottle of micellar water was chefs kiss. If a man didn’t accept my rejection and started talking about kink I would start getting actually scared. That is just so uncomfortable to hear!!
5:56 local “alpha male” dies in national park after insisting to fellow hikers that he was not lost but rather “exploring”
Me thinking James’s hat says “Disrespectful Queef”
🤣😂
Listen... I would absolutely buy a hat like that fr fr 😂
Isnt every queef disrepectful 🥲
@@H.A.-zr2wc Not really! It can be the product of a lot of adult fun times!
“I have 4 of them and there’s a woman in every single one of them.” 😂😭
Trust and believe some of the “alpha” men would be eating their teeth talking to me like that… lmfao you can refuse to accept rejection… ohhh really. You about to FAFO 😂😂😂😂
Best comment in this entire thread.
Same. I would flip my shit and really let them have it verbally (physically too if i must). Make them find out the hard way.
"instant serial killer", my thoughts exactly 🤣🤣🤣
I love that Robert is wearing his cap like I used to in the 90s. I’m a queer gal but the gay fellas would always approach me from the back, leading to terrible disappointment. I’ve got huge bazongas (also like Robert, but I’m super jealous he can remove them and store them for months…)
Right?!? I’m super blessed in the chest area as well and I wish I could take mine off whenever I wanted too 😂
Same. Mine are medium sized but the underboob sweat is huge bazonga sized. 😁
"His lovely alpha male spaghetti top" absolutely knocked the breath out of me HAHAHAHA I love you both so much
I am convinced Marcus’ favorite video is the 17th century historically accurate one 😂
Shout out to Ashton for the consistently phenomenal subtitles! Thank you Queen!
Welp. Forgot to turn them on so I guess I'll have to watch it again. LOL
The shoulder-thumb-shimmy SENT ME. Omg 😂😂😂
The way they just got increasingly uncomfortable with the man in the spaghetti top (obviously the most manly of tops) and then their eyes when the guy said "you don't have to accept rejection." 😳😂
The fact that James is doing ‘Alpha male’ whilst wearing an Elvira t-shirt is just… perfect 🖤💜🖤
11:12 🧔🏻: come to my housz 👁️ 👁️
🙎🏻♀️: no
🧔🏻: bch….
🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gosh, the perfect Welsh twin emoji! I love it.
You two were so convincingly Alpha that I put my keys between my fingers and crossed to the other side of the road from my laptop ^_^
That Dating coach must have to deal with a lot of Police calls.
That James eyeroll at spaghetti-strap man was perfection. I'm with you James...
I can tell you two have been raised well enough that were into women and asking a woman out, you'd be polite and kind.
"Overcoming clown jurisdiction in the 80's." 🤣🤣🤣
Immediately went to search "disrespectful quote cap" but all I got was caps with disrespectful quotes on them 😂
lol backfired
I haven’t even watched yet, but I’m already dying from the title! 😂😂😂
“Disrespectful quote” 😂😂😂 I love it
8:50 - I'll take 'things that never happened' for $1000, Alex.
Ok, I happened upon Robert's channel yesterday, and then today, James's videos start showing up on my fyp. I thought they were the same effing person! 😂😂😂😂
With James’ thumbs & Robert’s serial killer vibe I’m feeling totally dominated. Thanks guys 👍🏻
If someone says "Apology's accepted" instead of "I'm sorry" to me *I will lose it.* It's just shifting the blame and not taking accountability for your actions.
My backhand is strong, I don’t know that I’d be able to control it with some of these “men”. I’m going to jail for assault? Worth it.
Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and smack some sense back into them too
I will bail you out.
The pride in the acting at 10:53 is so cute 😂
The fashion critique from Robert straight out the gate is killing me
James did a really good job showing his thumbs and swinging his shoulders at 3:28
The walk is giving Nathan Lanes John Wayne walk in the bird cage. Super manly man
Absolutely!
"This is your weekly reminder that we are not the same person." Funnily enough when I started seeing both of your videos on FB, it was hard to tell. Now, I love watching both of your individual channels, but when you do videos together you crack me up. Thank you both for all that you do. I love all your videos.
I loved this entire video but the spaghetti strap guy did it for me 🤣 I was laughing so hard I had to pause the video 🤣🤣
Robert's face at the" don't bring her flowers unless she's earned them" followed a few seconds later by James's extremely loud eye roll! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "you don't have to accept rejection" dude, she was absolutely baiting the hell out of him to roast in her gc later. There's no way she took him seriously
I was hoping in the captions to hear Aston's inner thoughts when being mansplained too lol but still hilarious as always
I just have no words… there are too many golden moments already and I’m only 5 minutes in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i hope the “disrespectful quote” hats become some official Welsh twins merch
The constant display of thumbs 😂😂👍👍
Soo Alpha 🤙🤙
I'm sorry but I prefer the guy who appreciated me with flowers and the house without kissing his feet 1st....just saying 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
Using a Swiss model (Kevin Lütolf) throughout a video teaching English phrases cracked me up.
The third video has me screaming because WHY are we turning everyday convos into corporate lingo? like "assistance would be appreciated" is something im putting in an it-ticket when something isn't working, not when I'm carrying something heavy and call out for help💀💀