Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • Thank you so much for 1,000,000! This is the best of my videos from the last year. Hope you enjoy!
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
    Ted Nivison - goo.gl/xtnmVW
    WildSpartanz - goo.gl/5WX1dc
    RaccoonEggs - goo.gl/wpsY6f
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Intro: luvbird - parting words
    Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
    Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 лет назад +2785

    btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you!
    EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

  • @Fake-di4ex
    @Fake-di4ex 4 года назад +3745

    Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

  • @explosivebody1260
    @explosivebody1260 5 лет назад +811

    May Le’4che be with you

  • @rhyspieces9159
    @rhyspieces9159 4 года назад +6089

    We love carson, all my homies love carson

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 4 года назад +10

      Rhys Lee truly

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human 4 года назад +10

      we dont love carson, all my homies hate carson

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 4 года назад +74

      paid smiley ok

    • @BowieIsAfraid
      @BowieIsAfraid 4 года назад +20

      paid smiley Your point

    • @nicopadilla8544
      @nicopadilla8544 4 года назад +13

      paid smiley bruh they don’t know the meme

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 5 лет назад +19103

    Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

    • @BananaPoodle2
      @BananaPoodle2 4 года назад +240

      Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

    • @ellagracefolden6803
      @ellagracefolden6803 4 года назад +59

      iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@
      o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

    • @smolbean1212
      @smolbean1212 4 года назад +85

      Speaking from experience

    • @colossalidiot
      @colossalidiot 4 года назад +17

      @@smolbean1212 yes

    • @benjaminpressley802
      @benjaminpressley802 4 года назад +8

      Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

  • @mooshyy8139
    @mooshyy8139 5 лет назад +4419

    "thanks for 1M"
    *2 months later*
    1.5M

  • @toh926
    @toh926 5 лет назад +806

    7:19 cuts out while screaming
    7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

    • @CrustyBurgerz
      @CrustyBurgerz 5 лет назад +16

      Priorities

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 лет назад +26

      Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

    • @gojisoar
      @gojisoar 5 лет назад +1

      B

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 лет назад +2

      interesting observation young gentleman

    • @taylorlewis4105
      @taylorlewis4105 5 лет назад +1

      I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

  • @ajkamminga2224
    @ajkamminga2224 3 года назад +608

    pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 3 года назад +22

      so am I, a month later

    • @Floop_123
      @Floop_123 3 года назад +14

      So am i a week later

    • @Phibaltalt
      @Phibaltalt 3 года назад +8

      So am I, 2 weeks later.

    • @benjaminlindl
      @benjaminlindl 3 года назад +4

      So am I, 2 days later

    • @burner121
      @burner121 3 года назад +36

      I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

  • @coder22331
    @coder22331 5 лет назад +1737

    7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

    • @iwaswatchingyoutube5345
      @iwaswatchingyoutube5345 5 лет назад +60

      Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 5 лет назад +21

      Dogs Butthole

    • @ItsSunee
      @ItsSunee 5 лет назад +8

      thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

    • @simulacra7885
      @simulacra7885 5 лет назад +4

      damn depressor mk2s

    • @marisa810
      @marisa810 5 лет назад +9

      i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 5 лет назад +3733

    53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N
    "... correct"

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 5 лет назад +22

      ...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

    • @Only_Yours_
      @Only_Yours_ 5 лет назад +25

      I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 5 лет назад +1

      @@Only_Yours_ ...nito

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 5 лет назад

      .

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 5 лет назад +7

      you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it;
      not liking tho

  • @vasilee4629
    @vasilee4629 5 лет назад +2338

    ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

    • @somestupidtwat.
      @somestupidtwat. 5 лет назад +42

      I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 5 лет назад +21

      @@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

    • @kenntonontrac186
      @kenntonontrac186 5 лет назад

      Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 года назад +1

      @@kenntonontrac186 yes

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 года назад +2

      @@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

  • @idostuff5169
    @idostuff5169 4 года назад +1847

    11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.”
    Elon: X Æ A-12

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs 5 лет назад +1863

    This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

    • @sarayang1695
      @sarayang1695 5 лет назад +27

      "Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

    • @nutty_rickrolled_mikey
      @nutty_rickrolled_mikey 5 лет назад +2

      Lol I agree 😂

    • @Cr1msoNGD
      @Cr1msoNGD 5 лет назад

      His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

    • @Tzfocus
      @Tzfocus 5 лет назад

      And 8 seconds

    • @ellla_candle
      @ellla_candle 5 лет назад

      KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

  • @bisaillonchloe
    @bisaillonchloe 5 лет назад +5114

    I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on RUclips. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

    • @sugsy7077
      @sugsy7077 5 лет назад +10

      Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

    • @Akyeo
      @Akyeo 5 лет назад +6

      ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 лет назад +23

      Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

    • @mig3666
      @mig3666 5 лет назад +7

      He doesn't smoke weed tho

    • @themelancholia
      @themelancholia 5 лет назад +6

      @@sugsy7077 meanie

  • @cheezit2348
    @cheezit2348 5 лет назад +11995

    man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

  • @xawrkyy
    @xawrkyy 3 года назад +179

    i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

    • @GalaxyLandon
      @GalaxyLandon 3 года назад +44

      The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 года назад +1

      have you found it yet

    • @xawrkyy
      @xawrkyy 3 года назад

      @@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

    • @xawrkyy
      @xawrkyy 3 года назад

      @@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

    • @FunnyLittleApe
      @FunnyLittleApe 4 месяца назад

      its the snack that smiles back :D

  • @ouzalu
    @ouzalu 5 лет назад +1764

    Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name
    Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

    • @raweggs4925
      @raweggs4925 4 года назад +11

      Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

    • @crunchiesjl
      @crunchiesjl 4 года назад +2

      Le'5che

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 4 года назад +2

      Le’6che

    • @emlily
      @emlily 4 года назад +2

      Le’8che

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 4 года назад +1

      Le'9che

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +542

    Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +2

      Dadiel Dadbar

    • @ilikestars5480
      @ilikestars5480 5 лет назад +2

      Walter

    • @narb4468
      @narb4468 5 лет назад

      Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

    • @oliverm967
      @oliverm967 5 лет назад

      Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

    • @jaysb6564
      @jaysb6564 5 лет назад +1

      Disappointed*

  • @aiden.real.
    @aiden.real. 4 года назад +1821

    The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

    • @paranoul
      @paranoul 4 года назад +3

      no it shouldn't of

    • @spiritedbot3051
      @spiritedbot3051 4 года назад +19

      Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

    • @demonicflames1678
      @demonicflames1678 4 года назад +1

      AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

  • @ilikethefedorahat3461
    @ilikethefedorahat3461 3 года назад +193

    It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

    • @Toloposki
      @Toloposki 2 года назад +17

      same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

    • @Landayne
      @Landayne Год назад +6

      amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

  • @stillloading1397
    @stillloading1397 5 лет назад +9908

    I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 лет назад +326

      It's called life.

    • @Dr34mC4tch3r
      @Dr34mC4tch3r 5 лет назад +45

      abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 5 лет назад +273

      Who said they're not on drugs?

    • @stillloading1397
      @stillloading1397 5 лет назад +68

      @@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

    • @TheAlvinStudios
      @TheAlvinStudios 5 лет назад +40

      @@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

  • @kbena2103
    @kbena2103 5 лет назад +6833

    *CallMeCarson*
    3 ads on a 2 hour video
    *Morgz*
    14 ads on a 14 minute video

    • @XoBanana
      @XoBanana 5 лет назад +188

      Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫
      Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

    • @guamish7593
      @guamish7593 5 лет назад +45

      *gong noise*

    • @kyranbates6991
      @kyranbates6991 5 лет назад +49

      not 2 hours but ok

    • @dani3lH
      @dani3lH 5 лет назад +37

      Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

    • @kirthickkumarkk
      @kirthickkumarkk 5 лет назад +7

      PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 5 лет назад +471

    Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k 3 года назад +147

    Jeez the intro really hits now...

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 5 лет назад +2786

    14:23
    “Make your joke!”
    “This better be excellent.”
    Joke: *I-*

  • @lmaoyz
    @lmaoyz 5 лет назад +3489

    Carson: Thanks for 1M
    *7 months later*
    CallMeCarson: 2.13M
    edit: *grats cargskin*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 5 лет назад +2

      2.14*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 5 лет назад +1

      @@Swagster87 2.15*

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 5 лет назад

      2.16*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 5 лет назад

      2.17*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 года назад +1

      Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

  • @Polar333Bear
    @Polar333Bear 4 года назад +565

    16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

  • @godlyhax4172
    @godlyhax4172 Год назад +85

    Going through the past hurts

    • @foozgame1060
      @foozgame1060 7 месяцев назад +1

      Reminds me of simpler times

    • @Stonerkittyy
      @Stonerkittyy 6 месяцев назад +5

      Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

    • @ZAZUL11111
      @ZAZUL11111 4 месяца назад

      @@Stonerkittyyit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

    • @feffernuse7823
      @feffernuse7823 3 месяца назад

      @@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

    • @s1r6969
      @s1r6969 3 месяца назад +1

      @@feffernuse7823 He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it.
      He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

  • @zumi7728
    @zumi7728 4 года назад +4455

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 года назад +99

      Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

    • @haydenhenderlich9299
      @haydenhenderlich9299 4 года назад +33

      What is the song tho

    • @jabini
      @jabini 4 года назад +36

      @@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

    • @edwardblake9203
      @edwardblake9203 4 года назад +6

      no

    • @tomcmw
      @tomcmw 4 года назад +6

      What software did he edit it with ?

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 лет назад +949

    If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted...
    That’d be an epic gamer server

  • @strayble
    @strayble 5 лет назад +2796

    carson,
    finding your channel was a great experience. your laugh is contagious, your sense of humor is right up my alley, and you always manage to make anything and everything fun. itll sound cheesy, but you and your videos have gotten me through some tough times. thanks for everything, and, i mean it when i say this: never change. i love you.
    edit as of jan 7 2021:
    man.

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 2 года назад +47

    Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

    • @galaxy224wolf9
      @galaxy224wolf9 2 года назад +6

      Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 5 лет назад +205

    33:12 LITERALLY THE PEAK OF MY CAREER

  • @doctorcatster8751
    @doctorcatster8751 5 лет назад +363

    "There is blood everywhere!"
    *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

  • @demdem4493
    @demdem4493 4 года назад +702

    9:04
    "are your parents still together?"
    "yes"
    "oh he didn't tell me that.."

  • @StraawberrySodaa
    @StraawberrySodaa 4 года назад +148

    Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

  • @sawyerspearman5297
    @sawyerspearman5297 4 года назад +592

    “he’s a husk”
    funniest shit for no reason

    • @TheAbysmalEye
      @TheAbysmalEye 4 года назад +9

      i am

    • @doubleabattery8099
      @doubleabattery8099 4 года назад +8

      @@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck
      He arrives

    • @cork5379
      @cork5379 4 года назад +4

      "How did you feel today at PE?
      Happy
      *Hollow*
      or sad?"

  • @puffydude5287
    @puffydude5287 5 лет назад +465

    I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is..........
    He clearly likes it!

    • @obxternal
      @obxternal 5 лет назад +11

      Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

    • @megans5566
      @megans5566 5 лет назад +3

      ^

    • @ballastmcgee2314
      @ballastmcgee2314 5 лет назад +2

      @@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

    • @bear2878
      @bear2878 5 лет назад +1

      Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

    • @ThatPurpleOnYT
      @ThatPurpleOnYT 5 лет назад

      What about the last 8 seconds?

  • @triplectwc
    @triplectwc 5 лет назад +153

    2:54 cereal when no milk

    • @jjboomerang7263
      @jjboomerang7263 5 лет назад +13

      42:40 cereal when have milk

    • @Lumix_Corrupt
      @Lumix_Corrupt 5 лет назад +5

      Jjboomerang *have's

    • @WeeWooWaah
      @WeeWooWaah 5 лет назад

      Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude
      Edit: grammar

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 года назад +108

    14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it"
    "That's a sign"

  • @Traversky433
    @Traversky433 5 лет назад +406

    This is honestly one of the best channels on RUclips you guys aren't forcing anything it's just a bunch of guys having fun and it's so much fun to watch

    • @moenyunt3864
      @moenyunt3864 5 лет назад

      The magic of Carson

    • @TheBearDen
      @TheBearDen 5 лет назад +8

      You're laughing with them like you're really there!

    • @talentlessasian330
      @talentlessasian330 5 лет назад +1

      Its like youre with them telling Some Shitty jokes.....u can really Feel the Magic Of Carson

    • @windykar3705
      @windykar3705 5 лет назад

      PEE PEE

  • @ttison5570
    @ttison5570 5 лет назад +843

    jokes aside i think about your channel a lot. it keeps me afloat

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 лет назад +5

      I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

    • @coolbiker3320
      @coolbiker3320 5 лет назад +3

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @KustomiseT
      @KustomiseT 5 лет назад +1

      @@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

  • @crawfishdig
    @crawfishdig 4 года назад +686

    "You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?"
    *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

  • @TheGamingBun
    @TheGamingBun 3 года назад +47

    Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 2 года назад +11

      For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

    • @sydc0re
      @sydc0re 10 месяцев назад +1

      real

  • @cryo1840
    @cryo1840 5 лет назад +252

    8:30 I love how legitimately concerned he sounds when says, “Why are you laughing at this?”

  • @Viortide
    @Viortide 5 лет назад +218

    This was a real bruh momment
    And he clearly likes it

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 5 лет назад +951

    You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

    • @itsadryn9693
      @itsadryn9693 5 лет назад +15

      Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

    • @lilppp
      @lilppp 5 лет назад +4

      Yes!

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 лет назад +8

      I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 5 лет назад +1

      Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад

      I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 4 года назад +314

    this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 года назад +1

      jessjwalton what happened?

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 года назад

      Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 года назад +6

      Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 года назад +9

      Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

    • @sammysabo
      @sammysabo 4 года назад +1

      Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

  • @cosmickoi4676
    @cosmickoi4676 5 лет назад +557

    Hell yeah!! I love seeing channels where content creators are honestly just having fun and letting us viewers laugh along with them. Here’s to a million and hopefully a million more Carson!!

  • @Memeolicious
    @Memeolicious 5 лет назад +766

    At least he isn't 700k late to his 1 mil special.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 4 года назад +745

    "throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

  • @olivercaramello1618
    @olivercaramello1618 4 года назад +894

    nobody:
    Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

  • @rachellol7418
    @rachellol7418 4 года назад +2364

    the best thing to ever exist
    fnaf?
    more like:
    Fucker
    Never
    Ate
    Flakes

    • @dylwilsports3118
      @dylwilsports3118 4 года назад +17

      Rachel Murray that part played as soon as I saw this comment

    • @JamesKandler
      @JamesKandler 4 года назад +6

      No one click like on this comment.
      it is already N I C E

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 4 года назад +2

      W

    • @Z3RO5286
      @Z3RO5286 4 года назад +3

      Doug Walker is the scariest FNAF Character.

    • @jojosuspect1024
      @jojosuspect1024 4 года назад +1

      Shroud

  • @perioax6506
    @perioax6506 5 лет назад +316

    You already know ima bout to watch this in study hall tomorrow

    • @jacobvandertoorn4605
      @jacobvandertoorn4605 5 лет назад

      Spectrum already have

    • @V4Short
      @V4Short 5 лет назад

      I'm watching this during my theater class rn lol

    • @Kylesstuff
      @Kylesstuff 5 лет назад

      After that can you like get me some internet?

    • @WLCB22
      @WLCB22 5 лет назад

      Why don't you watch it now and skip study hall?

  • @shadowskale
    @shadowskale 5 лет назад +219

    There's a cut in the audio at 7:18 and then it comes back when someone is saying "Dogs butthole."
    Yup.

  • @mister_quartz4593
    @mister_quartz4593 3 года назад +17

    FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 лет назад +3239

    If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 5 лет назад +10

      Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 5 лет назад

      Jolt pppppopppppppppp

    • @Roman-me5bi
      @Roman-me5bi 5 лет назад +7

      404 Not Found stroke?

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 5 лет назад +2

      You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

    • @matt-gi4wu
      @matt-gi4wu 5 лет назад +1

      Bro that was mad funny
      I’m literally wheezing rn

  • @zygis1819
    @zygis1819 5 лет назад +85

    0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt 5 лет назад +10475

    I've been super sick all week and this video made me throw up. Thanks

  • @spook305
    @spook305 3 года назад +54

    god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

  • @ph013nichs5
    @ph013nichs5 4 года назад +1259

    Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

  • @-0-___
    @-0-___ 5 лет назад +885

    *How to wheeze for an hour and 20 minutes straight*

  • @nvllify808
    @nvllify808 4 года назад +1480

    [39:34]
    Do you have any AA batteries?
    i have a d a u g h t e r

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 4 года назад +5

      W

    • @HinaElevirst
      @HinaElevirst 4 года назад +3

      I like how this comment has 300+ likes but only a few comments

    • @nvllify808
      @nvllify808 4 года назад +8

      Zach Icteronit that also confuses me.

    • @ilikegoblo4665
      @ilikegoblo4665 4 года назад +9

      Zach Icteronit there’s not really much to reply about to a comment that literally copy’s a joke from the video just to gain likes

    • @gutstheberserkerr
      @gutstheberserkerr 4 года назад +4

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

  • @stamrowbitbud895
    @stamrowbitbud895 4 года назад +30

    I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only RUclipsr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on RUclips and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

  • @topaz_talon
    @topaz_talon 5 лет назад +2590

    Nobody:
    Still nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Carson: *It is I, Dasani Water Bottle*

    • @sandypannu123
      @sandypannu123 5 лет назад +11

      I read this as it happened

    • @Dekinoz
      @Dekinoz 5 лет назад +49

      *DRINK ME AND FEEL THE DRYNESS OF 1000 SUNS*

    • @James-fg2eo
      @James-fg2eo 5 лет назад +1

      Lord Tachanka drink from me*

    • @CrystalTheErudite
      @CrystalTheErudite 5 лет назад +9

      Then the Lord spoke upon to him,
      “It is I, Dasani Water Bottle. Drink from me and you will taste the dryness of a thousand suns; attack me if you dare!”

    • @blobisbored
      @blobisbored 5 лет назад +3

      I quote that all the fucking time

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +205

    So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of 4 million subscribers.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      Lol yes

    • @voyager2135
      @voyager2135 5 лет назад +2

      Or one hundredth of a 100 million.

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад

      How to properly clean your metal computer leveled up!
      *How to properly clean your mental computer.*

  • @mendozian5325
    @mendozian5325 5 лет назад +294

    At least you uploaded your 1 mil faster than raccooneggs

  • @benpoole2350
    @benpoole2350 3 года назад +157

    Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 года назад +1

      Hopefully not

    • @cbros5977
      @cbros5977 3 года назад

      I dont think hes coming back

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 года назад +4

      his sub count went up surprisingly

    • @hohladych
      @hohladych 3 года назад +3

      @@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 года назад +3

      @@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

  • @G1ngerGiant
    @G1ngerGiant 5 лет назад +228

    -Best of CallMeCarson-
    *80 Minutes of Carson Wheezing*

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 лет назад

      ThaGingerGiant gimme a minute

    • @robbierotten1309
      @robbierotten1309 5 лет назад +1

      Next time add dash’s to the sides of the words you want crossed out, like this lol
      -......- or -_____-
      Like
      -CallMeCarson- Discord Pewdiepie

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 лет назад

      Robbie Rotten gimme a minute

    • @kitkatsartsuwu8398
      @kitkatsartsuwu8398 5 лет назад

      Just 80?

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 лет назад

      kitkat de kitten gimme a minute

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +540

    Why would you peel the rind off the pringle? That's the best part

    • @unjuiceable9080
      @unjuiceable9080 5 лет назад +1

      Because Jesus Christ made it that way

    • @redneckmaniac3463
      @redneckmaniac3463 5 лет назад +4

      same dude what about top beef pizza? i kinda like it but its _fucking descusting_ when the Amatos Pizza worker forgets to _shear_ the *_film_* off of the beef before its cooked. amatos worker if you see this... plz dont forget to shear the film off of my pizza and others, or it will taste like burnt rubber and smell like dog cum.

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@redneckmaniac3463 yeah man it's fucked up what they do

    • @isaiahp.4609
      @isaiahp.4609 5 лет назад +1

      Whoever eats burgers without the peel is a dumbass

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 лет назад +1

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @garf5484
    @garf5484 5 лет назад +1227

    "I want to slap the baby"
    -Cargskin ,2018

    • @heehoooo
      @heehoooo 5 лет назад +19

      "Cargskin" Is my favorite part of this comment.

    • @thomaspitt7181
      @thomaspitt7181 5 лет назад

      Wasn't it carkskin....it doesn't really matter

    • @kxnglee
      @kxnglee 5 лет назад +4

      how you gonna name yourself "You're average Rem fan" but say "You're" instead of *Your* and also your profile pic as Zero Two?
      **TRIGGERED**

    • @Kafyuzu
      @Kafyuzu 5 лет назад +1

      Ah yes, cargskin

    • @Kafyuzu
      @Kafyuzu 5 лет назад +1

      Also Rem

  • @clairesky8742
    @clairesky8742 7 месяцев назад +19

    I came back here because I was inspired by simpler times

    • @aph7909
      @aph7909 7 месяцев назад

      Totally

  • @zank5840
    @zank5840 5 лет назад +351

    "Stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin"

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 лет назад +1

      Whats the time stamp?

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 лет назад +2

      @@ajsucks5461 lol I genuinely forgot it's closer to the end

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 лет назад +2

      @@zank5840 lol thanks at least I know where to start

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 лет назад +2

      @@ajsucks5461 found it it's 1:08:16

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 лет назад +1

      @@zank5840 thank you

  • @charleswang_
    @charleswang_ 4 года назад +894

    “Now I can make my joke.”
    “What is your joke? This better be excellent.”
    “I-“

    • @trutwhut6550
      @trutwhut6550 4 года назад +10

      I want to hear the joke

    • @hydroelectriclyre2775
      @hydroelectriclyre2775 4 года назад +4

      we never did hear the joke
      :(

    • @samm_4240
      @samm_4240 4 года назад +6

      It’s good comedic timing, but I agree. Even if the joke was corny or bad, I still would’ve wanted to hear his friends reactions.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for repeating the same thing he said 10/10 laffed omg I love comments that are the same

    • @charleswang_
      @charleswang_ 4 года назад +2

      Tweeny Twinkies you’re welcome ;)

  • @paysha3193
    @paysha3193 5 лет назад +1253

    I love carson he so wholesome. Ive never seen someone have such a deep stomach laugh at everything. You can tell how sincere he was when he was talking about how this is his dream. I just wanted to say i absolutely love your content it gets me to tear (from laughing) everytime i watch one of your videos. Sorry for rambling, but i just wanting to say I appreciate you and everyone else!

    • @sacredstonesephriam5260
      @sacredstonesephriam5260 5 лет назад +29

      “wholesome”

    • @ht_sheehan
      @ht_sheehan 5 лет назад +42

      I think by that it, he just means how genuine he is

    • @jaxsonpoulos2263
      @jaxsonpoulos2263 5 лет назад +6

      Best RUclipsr I’ve ever found

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 5 лет назад +6

      @@sacredstonesephriam5260 he is pretty wholesome compared to his friends, seeing how he's one of the only ones that doesn't smoke weed

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 5 лет назад +3

      @@sircuffington the fuck does that have to do with like..
      anything

  • @SIKO_STEZ
    @SIKO_STEZ 3 года назад +145

    Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

    • @pearuzu
      @pearuzu 3 года назад +5

      i agree!!

    • @Kreep305
      @Kreep305 3 года назад +1

      ._.

    • @Diabeetus.
      @Diabeetus. 3 года назад

      this didn’t age well

    • @teresarodriguez3661
      @teresarodriguez3661 3 года назад

      Uhhhhhh-

    • @riz6875
      @riz6875 3 года назад

      @@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

  • @aidann2521
    @aidann2521 5 лет назад +383

    Hey, I would just like to congratulate you on your huge land mark. You have helped so many people, including me, through tough times, and made so many people laugh and have fun. Once a again, love
    you.

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 лет назад +2

      Ur mom gay lol

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 лет назад

      @@cheekyrickydicky It was a joke. He posts something nice and then I just post something stupid.

    • @sxction
      @sxction 5 лет назад

      @@MoronBoshi his mom giey fhdhfbxhehxjsuus

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 лет назад

      @@sxction Hah mucho yes

    • @Akyeo
      @Akyeo 5 лет назад

      Antonydabossman gaymer grill?!??!!?!!!?!?!!?!??!!!?!?!?!!!?! btw his moother guieyyyy

  • @bakescake1254
    @bakescake1254 4 года назад +511

    "How did you become the leader of your nation?"
    *"I SPLOOGE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!"*

    • @jaydenparker5576
      @jaydenparker5576 4 года назад +12

      My wife left me cause I splooge too much

    • @skecherkid6411
      @skecherkid6411 4 года назад +6

      Jayden Parker I splooge on their families

    • @mav01
      @mav01 4 года назад +5

      -J. Stalin

  • @notandum
    @notandum 5 лет назад +268

    Bro why that intro got me leaking gamer fluid from my eyes??

    • @999togetin2
      @999togetin2 5 лет назад +1

      I'm crying Gfuel out of my eyes

    • @quancena5772
      @quancena5772 5 лет назад +2

      Im crying daddy fluid from my peepee

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 года назад +14

    I feel so heartbroken watching his videos omg

  • @salvalence1302
    @salvalence1302 5 лет назад +979

    “When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 лет назад

      bish wat da faq no u

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 лет назад

      bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 лет назад

      bish wat da faq too much energy

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 лет назад

      bish wat da faq there you go perfect

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 лет назад

      bish wat da faq you speak!

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +1498

    **adds up all your vid lengths**
    Wait a minute, this isn’t all of every video you’ve made!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +6

      🤔

    • @snackgremlin5508
      @snackgremlin5508 5 лет назад +15

      Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 лет назад +7

      OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 лет назад +5

      @that wolfman das ist not very cool

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +1

      Top 10 anime plot twists.

  • @dogboyonline
    @dogboyonline 5 лет назад +263

    “i cannot express how joyful i am that i have hit 1 million subs”
    In the most monotone voice

  • @youtubian200
    @youtubian200 3 года назад +15

    IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

  • @cornelius7043
    @cornelius7043 5 лет назад +1039

    I remembered when you had 80k.
    Also only true Carson fans remember this
    "he clearly likes it"

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 5 лет назад +273

    *CallMeCarson's Videos are like a drug, I just can't get enough.*
    Edit: btw Carson keeps me alive

    • @actualTroopa
      @actualTroopa 5 лет назад +1

      As not a doctor, make sure u liked the video.

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 5 лет назад +1

      @@actualTroopa will do, doc.

    • @soysoya9604
      @soysoya9604 5 лет назад

      As a thicc man I agree

  • @vuxigeck5281
    @vuxigeck5281 5 лет назад +330

    You're aren't't
    (actually epic backflip)
    Congrats lad.

  • @carolinacordova9162
    @carolinacordova9162 4 года назад +139

    I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 года назад +8

      I cant wait for.the next anything

    • @kobecreates8044
      @kobecreates8044 4 года назад +2

      He made another one

    • @floringheorghe2022
      @floringheorghe2022 3 года назад +4

      Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

    • @burrito3372
      @burrito3372 3 года назад

      @Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

    • @Gr8day
      @Gr8day 3 года назад +1

      @@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

  • @webzter2661
    @webzter2661 4 года назад +1776

    Tell us, how awkward is it when the calls end? After such humorous events suddenly coming to an end, how does the eternal silence feel?
    Edit: guys I'm mentally okay. It's just that the silence after such a fun time with friends can be awkward

    • @Wlkmf-hx3po
      @Wlkmf-hx3po 4 года назад +169

      T H E Y N E V E R E N D

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 4 года назад +112

      *hollow*

    • @patrickahearn669
      @patrickahearn669 4 года назад +18

      We’re you good when you wrote this

    • @webzter2661
      @webzter2661 4 года назад +27

      I literally wrote this just because. I was completely fine that day.

    • @Gamingmidget92
      @Gamingmidget92 4 года назад +9

      I just masterbate

  • @wizardlizard6496
    @wizardlizard6496 5 лет назад +126

    Thank you for having the most contagious laugh I've ever heard.
    Now I need a doctor.

    • @lordmoo3598
      @lordmoo3598 5 лет назад

      Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahshshahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 лет назад

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @kotto9886
    @kotto9886 5 лет назад +156

    This is carson's first video over 15 min on this channel, wow

    • @talesofyoyo
      @talesofyoyo 5 лет назад +4

      holy shit you like red pandas too? hell yeah man.

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 лет назад +1

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @squidfeet7278
    @squidfeet7278 2 месяца назад +11

    simpler times

  • @HenryTheMan
    @HenryTheMan 5 лет назад +575

    "i wanna slap a baby and have it make a... noise" -CallMeCarson 2019

  • @BeastFreak-re6ht
    @BeastFreak-re6ht 5 лет назад +603

    when he hits two milll it better be 2 hours

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 5 лет назад

      Why would yoy watch 2 hours of someone being unfunny

    • @flacto420
      @flacto420 5 лет назад +36

      @@higaiwokeru No u

    • @BeastFreak-re6ht
      @BeastFreak-re6ht 5 лет назад +32

      hot pockets I will take away your breathing privilèges

    • @K3Vz0
      @K3Vz0 5 лет назад +11

      hot pockets this be a real BRUH MOMENT

    • @SantasElf
      @SantasElf 5 лет назад +11

      Better be 2 hours 40 minutes and 16 seconds

  • @BallisticBall
    @BallisticBall 5 лет назад +1107

    Carson is probably the only channel I think I would watch an 80-minute video from. let alone of clips I have seen before.
    Can I get an amen for our man Carson?
    Edit: Happy to have a top comment on such a great fucking video, thanks.

    • @CosmicFyre
      @CosmicFyre 5 лет назад +3

      Ballistic Ball Amen

    • @Marsh-kl9bv
      @Marsh-kl9bv 5 лет назад

      A menenenemene

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 5 лет назад +1

      Awoman. So I’m not called a sexist.

    • @BallisticBall
      @BallisticBall 5 лет назад

      @@bounty8438 What'd you reference there reference man?

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 5 лет назад

      *poleticks*

  • @mr.salaxander8330
    @mr.salaxander8330 3 года назад +10

    After I’ve gone back and watched literally all of his videos again, I’m reminded on how this man never ceases to make me laugh out loud and feel better, no matter what is going on in my life. His videos have got me through some tough times, and made my happy times even better. Thank you CallMeCarson, for your wonderful content and if you happen to be reading this, the true fans have no cares about the 17 year old girl who wanted clout and put you down for it. Please, come back and continue to make our days even just that little bit better.

    • @TheGamingBun
      @TheGamingBun 3 года назад

      Gonna miss this man too many good memories

  • @naivedhyapatel9303
    @naivedhyapatel9303 5 лет назад +201

    congratulations bro..for reaching 1 mil..

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      69th like nice

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      A MONSTER LIKED IT AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @swaves6177
    @swaves6177 5 лет назад +444

    wtf what happened I subbed at 30k and that wasn’t very long ago was it

    • @who7719
      @who7719 5 лет назад +8

      Swaves I call this the leafy effect ..

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 лет назад

      Swaves gimme a minute

    • @samegging3970
      @samegging3970 5 лет назад

      For real, I subbed at like 50k no to long ago

    • @opappi
      @opappi 5 лет назад

      i subbed not that long before he got hyped - sooo I guess that was like 20k or so? i dont even fkcing know anymore

    • @4sbel885
      @4sbel885 5 лет назад +1

      Swaves ikr? he had like 70k when i subscribed and it felt like it was yesterday

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 5 лет назад +141

    39:44 I own those exact bowls and can confirm they all break the same way. The glass went everywhere up to 3 meters away.

    • @ltdrilldick8416
      @ltdrilldick8416 4 года назад +6

      mine literally went into the other room out of my kitchen

  • @LotusExigeS
    @LotusExigeS 4 года назад +55

    watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better