Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 мар 2019
  • Thank you so much for 1,000,000! This is the best of my videos from the last year. Hope you enjoy!
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
    Ted Nivison - goo.gl/xtnmVW
    WildSpartanz - goo.gl/5WX1dc
    RaccoonEggs - goo.gl/wpsY6f
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Intro: luvbird - parting words
    Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
    Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Fake-di4ex
    @Fake-di4ex 4 года назад +3715

    Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 лет назад +2778

    btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you!
    EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

  • @rhyspieces9159
    @rhyspieces9159 4 года назад +6088

    We love carson, all my homies love carson

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 4 года назад +9

      Rhys Lee truly

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human 4 года назад +9

      we dont love carson, all my homies hate carson

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 4 года назад +74

      paid smiley ok

    • @BowieIsAfraid
      @BowieIsAfraid 4 года назад +19

      paid smiley Your point

    • @nicopadilla8544
      @nicopadilla8544 4 года назад +13

      paid smiley bruh they don’t know the meme

  • @idostuff5169
    @idostuff5169 4 года назад +1836

    11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.”
    Elon: X Æ A-12

  • @mooshyy8139
    @mooshyy8139 5 лет назад +4404

    "thanks for 1M"
    *2 months later*
    1.5M

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 4 года назад +19106

    Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

    • @BananaPoodle2
      @BananaPoodle2 4 года назад +240

      Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

    • @ellagracefolden6803
      @ellagracefolden6803 4 года назад +59

      iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@
      o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

    • @smolbean1212
      @smolbean1212 4 года назад +85

      Speaking from experience

    • @colossalidiot
      @colossalidiot 4 года назад +17

      @@smolbean1212 yes

    • @benjaminpressley802
      @benjaminpressley802 4 года назад +8

      Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

  • @xawrky295
    @xawrky295 3 года назад +172

    i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

    • @GalaxyLandon
      @GalaxyLandon 3 года назад +44

      The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 2 года назад +1

      have you found it yet

    • @xawrky295
      @xawrky295 2 года назад

      @@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

    • @xawrky295
      @xawrky295 2 года назад

      @@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

    • @FunnyLittleApe
      @FunnyLittleApe 2 месяца назад

      its the snack that smiles back :D

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k 3 года назад +147

    Jeez the intro really hits now...

  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 4 года назад +3726

    53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N
    "... correct"

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 4 года назад +22

      ...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

    • @Only_Yours_
      @Only_Yours_ 4 года назад +25

      I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 4 года назад +1

      @@Only_Yours_ ...nito

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 4 года назад

      .

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 4 года назад +7

      you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it;
      not liking tho

  • @vasilee4629
    @vasilee4629 5 лет назад +2325

    ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

    • @somestupidtwat.
      @somestupidtwat. 5 лет назад +42

      I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 5 лет назад +21

      @@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

    • @kenntonontrac186
      @kenntonontrac186 4 года назад

      Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 года назад +1

      @@kenntonontrac186 yes

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 года назад +2

      @@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

  • @TheGamingBun
    @TheGamingBun 2 года назад +46

    Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 2 года назад +11

      For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

    • @sydc0re
      @sydc0re 7 месяцев назад +1

      real

  • @godlyhax4172
    @godlyhax4172 Год назад +84

    Going through the past hurts

    • @foozgame1060
      @foozgame1060 4 месяца назад +1

      Reminds me of simpler times

    • @Stonerkittyy
      @Stonerkittyy 3 месяца назад +3

      Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

    • @ZAZUL11111
      @ZAZUL11111 Месяц назад

      @@Stonerkittyyit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

    • @feffernuse7823
      @feffernuse7823 Месяц назад

      @@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

    • @s1r6969
      @s1r6969 20 дней назад

      @@feffernuse7823 He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it.
      He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +541

    Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +2

      Dadiel Dadbar

    • @ilikestars5480
      @ilikestars5480 5 лет назад +2

      Walter

    • @narb4468
      @narb4468 5 лет назад

      Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

    • @oliverm967
      @oliverm967 5 лет назад

      Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

    • @jaysb6564
      @jaysb6564 5 лет назад +1

      Disappointed*

  • @explosivebody1260
    @explosivebody1260 5 лет назад +806

    May Le’4che be with you

  • @ajkamminga2224
    @ajkamminga2224 3 года назад +597

    pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 3 года назад +22

      so am I, a month later

    • @Floop_123
      @Floop_123 3 года назад +14

      So am i a week later

    • @Phibaltalt
      @Phibaltalt 3 года назад +8

      So am I, 2 weeks later.

    • @benjaminlindl
      @benjaminlindl 3 года назад +4

      So am I, 2 days later

    • @burner121
      @burner121 3 года назад +35

      I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

  • @StraawberrySodaa
    @StraawberrySodaa 4 года назад +146

    Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

  • @aiden.real.
    @aiden.real. 4 года назад +1817

    The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

    • @paranoul
      @paranoul 4 года назад +3

      no it shouldn't of

    • @spiritedbot3051
      @spiritedbot3051 4 года назад +19

      Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

    • @demonicflames1678
      @demonicflames1678 4 года назад +1

      AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

  • @coder22331
    @coder22331 5 лет назад +1732

    7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

    • @iwaswatchingyoutube5345
      @iwaswatchingyoutube5345 5 лет назад +60

      Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 5 лет назад +21

      Dogs Butthole

    • @ItsSunee
      @ItsSunee 4 года назад +8

      thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

    • @simulacra7885
      @simulacra7885 4 года назад +4

      damn depressor mk2s

    • @marisa810
      @marisa810 4 года назад +9

      i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 2 года назад +47

    Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

    • @galaxy224wolf9
      @galaxy224wolf9 2 года назад +6

      Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

  • @ilikethefedorahat3461
    @ilikethefedorahat3461 2 года назад +188

    It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

    • @Toloposki
      @Toloposki 2 года назад +16

      same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

    • @Landayne
      @Landayne Год назад +5

      amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

  • @ouzalu
    @ouzalu 4 года назад +1764

    Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name
    Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

    • @raweggs4925
      @raweggs4925 4 года назад +11

      Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

    • @crunchiesjl
      @crunchiesjl 4 года назад +2

      Le'5che

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 4 года назад +2

      Le’6che

    • @emlily
      @emlily 4 года назад +2

      Le’8che

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 4 года назад +1

      Le'9che

  • @triplectwc
    @triplectwc 5 лет назад +153

    2:54 cereal when no milk

    • @jjboomerang7263
      @jjboomerang7263 5 лет назад +13

      42:40 cereal when have milk

    • @Lumix_Corrupt
      @Lumix_Corrupt 5 лет назад +5

      Jjboomerang *have's

    • @33elkyeet91
      @33elkyeet91 5 лет назад

      Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude
      Edit: grammar

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 года назад +108

    14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it"
    "That's a sign"

  • @olivercaramello1618
    @olivercaramello1618 4 года назад +895

    nobody:
    Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs 5 лет назад +1861

    This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

    • @sarayang1695
      @sarayang1695 4 года назад +27

      "Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

    • @nutty_rickrolled_mikey
      @nutty_rickrolled_mikey 4 года назад +2

      Lol I agree 😂

    • @Cr1msoNGD
      @Cr1msoNGD 4 года назад

      His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

    • @Tzfocus
      @Tzfocus 4 года назад

      And 8 seconds

    • @ellla_candle
      @ellla_candle 4 года назад

      KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

  • @stillloading1397
    @stillloading1397 5 лет назад +9904

    I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 лет назад +326

      It's called life.

    • @Dr34mC4tch3r
      @Dr34mC4tch3r 5 лет назад +45

      abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 5 лет назад +273

      Who said they're not on drugs?

    • @stillloading1397
      @stillloading1397 5 лет назад +68

      @@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

    • @TheAlvinStudios
      @TheAlvinStudios 5 лет назад +40

      @@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 4 года назад +314

    this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 года назад +1

      jessjwalton what happened?

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 года назад

      Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 года назад +6

      Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 года назад +9

      Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

    • @sammysabo
      @sammysabo 4 года назад +1

      Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

  • @benpoole2350
    @benpoole2350 3 года назад +157

    Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 года назад +1

      Hopefully not

    • @cbros5977
      @cbros5977 3 года назад

      I dont think hes coming back

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 года назад +4

      his sub count went up surprisingly

    • @hohladych
      @hohladych 3 года назад +3

      @@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 2 года назад +3

      @@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

  • @cheezit2348
    @cheezit2348 4 года назад +12004

    man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

    • @mei2018
      @mei2018 4 года назад +43

      Ahahha giofilms

    • @1ksubsforpewdiepie580
      @1ksubsforpewdiepie580 4 года назад +180

      Yeah I would subscribe

    • @m.huseinaqilah1717
      @m.huseinaqilah1717 4 года назад +72

      BuT yOu'Re WaTcHiNg HiS cHaNnEl RiGhT nOw!!

    • @Ahmed77330
      @Ahmed77330 4 года назад +105

      @@m.huseinaqilah1717 Reverse woosh alert

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 4 года назад +7

      Sammy your so sensitive

  • @toh926
    @toh926 5 лет назад +802

    7:19 cuts out while screaming
    7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

    • @CrustyBurgerz
      @CrustyBurgerz 5 лет назад +16

      Priorities

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 лет назад +26

      Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

    • @gojisoar
      @gojisoar 5 лет назад +1

      B

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 лет назад +2

      interesting observation young gentleman

    • @taylorlewis4105
      @taylorlewis4105 5 лет назад +1

      I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

  • @coolkid64230
    @coolkid64230 3 года назад +54

    god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

  • @clairesky8742
    @clairesky8742 4 месяца назад +13

    I came back here because I was inspired by simpler times

    • @aph7909
      @aph7909 4 месяца назад

      Totally

  • @kbena2103
    @kbena2103 5 лет назад +6835

    *CallMeCarson*
    3 ads on a 2 hour video
    *Morgz*
    14 ads on a 14 minute video

    • @XoBanana
      @XoBanana 5 лет назад +188

      Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫
      Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

    • @guamish7593
      @guamish7593 5 лет назад +45

      *gong noise*

    • @kyranbates6991
      @kyranbates6991 5 лет назад +49

      not 2 hours but ok

    • @dani3lH
      @dani3lH 5 лет назад +37

      Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

    • @kirthickkumarkk
      @kirthickkumarkk 5 лет назад +7

      PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bisaillonchloe
    @bisaillonchloe 5 лет назад +5116

    I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on RUclips. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

    • @sugsy7077
      @sugsy7077 5 лет назад +10

      Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

    • @Akyeo
      @Akyeo 5 лет назад +6

      ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 лет назад +23

      Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

    • @mig3666
      @mig3666 5 лет назад +7

      He doesn't smoke weed tho

    • @themelancholia
      @themelancholia 5 лет назад +7

      @@sugsy7077 meanie

  • @amanda-qo5xz
    @amanda-qo5xz 3 года назад +57

    the comment section will change a lot veryy soon

    • @pepper9905
      @pepper9905 3 года назад +16

      Hopefully not. Carson did nothing wrong other than just how cringe the entire dirty talk was.
      Not to mention the ages between them were viable to legally allow sex in Indiana. The legal age of consent is 16 and upwards in Indiana.
      Technically it is illegal to keep the pictures of Sam, the willing and enabling "victim", but I doubt he did. Considering that he told his Lunchclub friends that he talked to a minor because of how he felt bad about it, so I don't find it plausible that he has any "child-porn" in his possession, at least for a year or two now. And even though it's illegal for the pictures, it would be legal for them to have consensual sex. And people are acting like because of this Carson did something immoral. And the only thing that actually comes close to Carson being immoral would be the "power-dynamic" observed in Carson and Sam's relationship. I don't think Carson had any ill-intent or malicious intent regarding his fame, and also his fame wasn't that immense then during the start of 2019 like it is now. I think Carson might have just been a bit lonely and wanted a relationship and Sam was willing to do it and Carson didn't have much of a reason to say no.
      So, if Carson can't be held accountable for anything legally, which is what I suspect, and he didn't do anything immoral, and Sam wasn't hurt whatsoever (despite how she's acting like a victim on Twitter), I really don't see why Carson is being cancelled or why this is even news. Actually, I do. People just want to feel accomplished and say "we're the good guys!", "We got the bad guy!" even though they're ignorant of the damage that this is doing to Carson's life, meanwhile Sam is fine with no damage done to her emotionally or physically whatsoever.

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 3 года назад

      @@pepper9905 based

    • @jamesspargo9399
      @jamesspargo9399 3 года назад +2

      To me the bad part wasnt necessarily the sexting, but the fact that he continued to do it after he told his friends he would stop and they invested so much time into helping him. Schlatt and Josh felt seriously betrayed by Carson when this all finally came out

    • @grondlegger939
      @grondlegger939 3 года назад

      @uhm. You can tell it didn't do much with her. She was really pushy herself too, if Sam wasn't comfortable with it she wouldn't have said "I want to keep going". She's in a victim role here. She can say Carson abused her and she would be believed. Carson had 7k at the time that happened, that's not much to me. It is bad how Sams acting like Carson hit her with a car or something. You can just tell from the screenshots that it didn't do much with her.
      Twitter kids hould just get tf out of businesses of people they barely know. They get pleassure out of seeing people fall that barely did anything.
      In fact, cancel culture doesn't exist. They cancel Quackity for speaking Spanish but let Tony Lopez and Zoe Laverne (actual child groomers) still make millions and live the good life while Carson and many others have to almost give up their career because the Twitter kids can't ignore it. Like, hello? That's not cancelling, that's being ignorant.

    • @grondlegger939
      @grondlegger939 3 года назад

      @uhm. I've red them, enough times. I will keep defending him cuz you know what might happen otherwise? He might never return without shit tons of hate.
      Again, you don't know how long they were talking whith each other. They were in the literal same grade. If she wasn't comfortable with it she should've again just say that, where did you see her say "please stop, I don't want this anymore. It doesn't feel right" once? No where, because she probs was partly enjoying it too. How "vulnerable" she was is a talkable topic. She was turning 18 in a literal month. She was litterally agreeing and going with him 98.9% of the time. He had 7k at the time they started talking I meant. She probally was still going with him because of the fame he had.

  • @SIKO_STEZ
    @SIKO_STEZ 3 года назад +145

    Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

    • @pearuzu
      @pearuzu 3 года назад +5

      i agree!!

    • @Kreep305
      @Kreep305 3 года назад +1

      ._.

    • @Diabeetus.
      @Diabeetus. 3 года назад

      this didn’t age well

    • @teresarodriguez3661
      @teresarodriguez3661 3 года назад

      Uhhhhhh-

    • @riz6875
      @riz6875 3 года назад

      @@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 года назад +2788

    14:23
    “Make your joke!”
    “This better be excellent.”
    Joke: *I-*

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 5 лет назад +472

    Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

  • @youtubian200
    @youtubian200 3 года назад +15

    IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

  • @mister_quartz4593
    @mister_quartz4593 3 года назад +17

    FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 5 лет назад +953

    You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

    • @itsadryn9693
      @itsadryn9693 5 лет назад +15

      Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

    • @lilppp
      @lilppp 5 лет назад +4

      Yes!

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 лет назад +8

      I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 5 лет назад +1

      Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад

      I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

  • @lmaoyz
    @lmaoyz 4 года назад +3491

    Carson: Thanks for 1M
    *7 months later*
    CallMeCarson: 2.13M
    edit: *grats cargskin*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 4 года назад +2

      2.14*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 года назад +1

      @@Swagster87 2.15*

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 4 года назад

      2.16*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 4 года назад

      2.17*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 года назад +1

      Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

  • @ezi553
    @ezi553 4 года назад +436

    carson didnt deserve what happened to him

  • @breademperoar9613
    @breademperoar9613 2 года назад +14

    Sometimes I come back here and pretend nothing happened

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +541

    Why would you peel the rind off the pringle? That's the best part

    • @unjuiceable9080
      @unjuiceable9080 5 лет назад +1

      Because Jesus Christ made it that way

    • @redneckmaniac3463
      @redneckmaniac3463 5 лет назад +4

      same dude what about top beef pizza? i kinda like it but its _fucking descusting_ when the Amatos Pizza worker forgets to _shear_ the *_film_* off of the beef before its cooked. amatos worker if you see this... plz dont forget to shear the film off of my pizza and others, or it will taste like burnt rubber and smell like dog cum.

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@redneckmaniac3463 yeah man it's fucked up what they do

    • @isaiahp.4609
      @isaiahp.4609 5 лет назад +1

      Whoever eats burgers without the peel is a dumbass

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 лет назад +1

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 лет назад +950

    If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted...
    That’d be an epic gamer server

  • @conradmurraytv
    @conradmurraytv 3 года назад +19

    Pain. Just pain.

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 4 года назад +77

    Jesus didn't die for something like this to happen to Carson

  • @demdem4493
    @demdem4493 4 года назад +702

    9:04
    "are your parents still together?"
    "yes"
    "oh he didn't tell me that.."

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 лет назад +3242

    If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 4 года назад +10

      Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 4 года назад

      Jolt pppppopppppppppp

    • @Roman-me5bi
      @Roman-me5bi 4 года назад +7

      404 Not Found stroke?

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 4 года назад +2

      You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

    • @matt-gi4wu
      @matt-gi4wu 4 года назад +1

      Bro that was mad funny
      I’m literally wheezing rn

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 года назад +14

    I feel so heartbroken watching his videos omg

  • @inkdrink1345
    @inkdrink1345 5 месяцев назад +10

    Missing the old squad

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +205

    So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of 4 million subscribers.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      Lol yes

    • @voyager2135
      @voyager2135 5 лет назад +2

      Or one hundredth of a 100 million.

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад

      How to properly clean your metal computer leveled up!
      *How to properly clean your mental computer.*

  • @sawyerspearman5297
    @sawyerspearman5297 4 года назад +592

    “he’s a husk”
    funniest shit for no reason

    • @TheAbysmalEye
      @TheAbysmalEye 4 года назад +9

      i am

    • @doubleabattery8099
      @doubleabattery8099 4 года назад +8

      @@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck
      He arrives

    • @cork5379
      @cork5379 4 года назад +4

      "How did you feel today at PE?
      Happy
      *Hollow*
      or sad?"

  • @jessnicole12
    @jessnicole12 4 года назад +26

    12:13 it STILL kills me that shane dawson used this dasani water bottle clip in his conspiracy theory video and THAT’S how i discovered carson’s channel.

  • @chloehappy1014
    @chloehappy1014 3 года назад +16

    Don’t tell me about the drama. Let me enjoy this.

  • @zygis1819
    @zygis1819 5 лет назад +85

    0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

  • @rachellol7418
    @rachellol7418 4 года назад +2368

    the best thing to ever exist
    fnaf?
    more like:
    Fucker
    Never
    Ate
    Flakes

    • @dylwilsports3118
      @dylwilsports3118 4 года назад +17

      Rachel Murray that part played as soon as I saw this comment

    • @JamesKandler
      @JamesKandler 4 года назад +6

      No one click like on this comment.
      it is already N I C E

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 4 года назад +2

      W

    • @Z3RO5286
      @Z3RO5286 4 года назад +3

      Doug Walker is the scariest FNAF Character.

    • @jojosuspect1024
      @jojosuspect1024 4 года назад +1

      Shroud

  • @carolinacordova9162
    @carolinacordova9162 4 года назад +139

    I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 года назад +8

      I cant wait for.the next anything

    • @kobecreates8044
      @kobecreates8044 4 года назад +2

      He made another one

    • @floringheorghe2022
      @floringheorghe2022 3 года назад +4

      Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

    • @burrito3372
      @burrito3372 3 года назад

      @Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

    • @Gr8day
      @Gr8day 2 года назад +1

      @@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

  • @-Rezin-
    @-Rezin- 3 года назад +29

    We miss you Carson

  • @Viortide
    @Viortide 5 лет назад +218

    This was a real bruh momment
    And he clearly likes it

  • @charleswang_
    @charleswang_ 4 года назад +894

    “Now I can make my joke.”
    “What is your joke? This better be excellent.”
    “I-“

    • @trutwhut6550
      @trutwhut6550 4 года назад +10

      I want to hear the joke

    • @hydroelectriclyre2775
      @hydroelectriclyre2775 4 года назад +4

      we never did hear the joke
      :(

    • @samm_4240
      @samm_4240 4 года назад +6

      It’s good comedic timing, but I agree. Even if the joke was corny or bad, I still would’ve wanted to hear his friends reactions.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for repeating the same thing he said 10/10 laffed omg I love comments that are the same

    • @charleswang_
      @charleswang_ 4 года назад +2

      Tweeny Twinkies you’re welcome ;)

  • @stamrowbitbud895
    @stamrowbitbud895 4 года назад +30

    I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only RUclipsr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on RUclips and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

  • @LotusExigeS
    @LotusExigeS 4 года назад +55

    watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better

  • @nvllify808
    @nvllify808 4 года назад +1481

    [39:34]
    Do you have any AA batteries?
    i have a d a u g h t e r

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 4 года назад +5

      W

    • @HinaElevirst
      @HinaElevirst 4 года назад +3

      I like how this comment has 300+ likes but only a few comments

    • @nvllify808
      @nvllify808 4 года назад +8

      Zach Icteronit that also confuses me.

    • @ilikegoblo4665
      @ilikegoblo4665 4 года назад +9

      Zach Icteronit there’s not really much to reply about to a comment that literally copy’s a joke from the video just to gain likes

    • @arise_femto
      @arise_femto 4 года назад +4

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

  • @notandum
    @notandum 5 лет назад +268

    Bro why that intro got me leaking gamer fluid from my eyes??

    • @999togetin2
      @999togetin2 5 лет назад +1

      I'm crying Gfuel out of my eyes

    • @quancena5772
      @quancena5772 5 лет назад +2

      Im crying daddy fluid from my peepee

  • @OGrealBungo
    @OGrealBungo 3 года назад +11

    this video is practically his memorial

  • @mr.salaxander8330
    @mr.salaxander8330 2 года назад +10

    After I’ve gone back and watched literally all of his videos again, I’m reminded on how this man never ceases to make me laugh out loud and feel better, no matter what is going on in my life. His videos have got me through some tough times, and made my happy times even better. Thank you CallMeCarson, for your wonderful content and if you happen to be reading this, the true fans have no cares about the 17 year old girl who wanted clout and put you down for it. Please, come back and continue to make our days even just that little bit better.

    • @TheGamingBun
      @TheGamingBun 2 года назад

      Gonna miss this man too many good memories

  • @ph013nichs5
    @ph013nichs5 4 года назад +1259

    Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt 5 лет назад +10486

    I've been super sick all week and this video made me throw up. Thanks

  • @ScubaMuhFuckenSteve
    @ScubaMuhFuckenSteve 3 года назад +33

    This is all we got now since he prolly isn’t ever coming back

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 года назад +1

      Doubt

    • @Artremas
      @Artremas 3 года назад +5

      @@cumburger69 everyone has cut ties with him. It'll be difficult to even try

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 года назад +1

      @@Artremas hard doesnt mean impossible

    • @Artremas
      @Artremas 3 года назад +5

      @@cumburger69 I just don't think Carson would be up to the challenge. He might start an entirely new channel though, I could see him trying that

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 года назад +2

      @@Artremas oh he cant comeback as callmecarson i agree with that.

  • @sambryant3428
    @sambryant3428 7 месяцев назад +5

    this guy is so cool. He will never do anything that causes controversy and a long break from appearing on the internet.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +1499

    **adds up all your vid lengths**
    Wait a minute, this isn’t all of every video you’ve made!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +6

      🤔

    • @snackgremlin5508
      @snackgremlin5508 5 лет назад +15

      Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 лет назад +7

      OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 лет назад +5

      @that wolfman das ist not very cool

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +1

      Top 10 anime plot twists.

  • @-0-___
    @-0-___ 5 лет назад +886

    *How to wheeze for an hour and 20 minutes straight*

  • @Osprey8010
    @Osprey8010 4 месяца назад +4

    10:42 i've been laughing at this bit for 4 years because when he screams after the the fireball it sounds like an angry dog being hit

  • @boybiggs3940
    @boybiggs3940 4 года назад +40

    *IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION JUST HOW CLEAN THAT INTRO WAS THO???*

    • @Ian-qm1gz
      @Ian-qm1gz 3 года назад +1

      The fairy fountain theme is my favorite song in the legend of zelda

    • @sofiatrujillo621
      @sofiatrujillo621 3 года назад

      What song is that

    • @Ian-qm1gz
      @Ian-qm1gz 3 года назад

      @@sofiatrujillo621 the fairy fountain theme from the legend of zelda ocarina of time

  • @garf5484
    @garf5484 5 лет назад +1228

    "I want to slap the baby"
    -Cargskin ,2018

    • @heehoooo
      @heehoooo 5 лет назад +19

      "Cargskin" Is my favorite part of this comment.

    • @thomaspitt7181
      @thomaspitt7181 5 лет назад

      Wasn't it carkskin....it doesn't really matter

    • @kxnglee
      @kxnglee 5 лет назад +4

      how you gonna name yourself "You're average Rem fan" but say "You're" instead of *Your* and also your profile pic as Zero Two?
      **TRIGGERED**

    • @Kafetaw
      @Kafetaw 5 лет назад +1

      Ah yes, cargskin

    • @Kafetaw
      @Kafetaw 5 лет назад +1

      Also Rem

  • @crawfishdig
    @crawfishdig 4 года назад +687

    "You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?"
    *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

  • @santiago-jv6jr
    @santiago-jv6jr 3 года назад +6

    man, i miss carson so much

  • @nghtmur
    @nghtmur 2 года назад +9

    42:42 laughed so hard at this part I peed myself from the terror of his rampage and from how hilarious it is

  • @Polar333Bear
    @Polar333Bear 4 года назад +565

    16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

    • @snowytoshio3554
      @snowytoshio3554 4 года назад +5

      Omg

    • @arise_femto
      @arise_femto 4 года назад +67

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

    • @mahi-um2bo
      @mahi-um2bo 4 года назад +34

      Get in contact.
      *_N O W_*

    • @moved4028
      @moved4028 4 года назад +7

      Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

    • @samfairbanks3692
      @samfairbanks3692 4 года назад +3

      Polar333Bear
      what was he like in school?

  • @zumi7728
    @zumi7728 4 года назад +4459

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 года назад +99

      Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

    • @haydenhenderlich9299
      @haydenhenderlich9299 4 года назад +33

      What is the song tho

    • @jabini
      @jabini 4 года назад +36

      @@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

    • @edwardblake9203
      @edwardblake9203 4 года назад +6

      no

    • @tomcmw
      @tomcmw 4 года назад +6

      What software did he edit it with ?

  • @bendriscoll
    @bendriscoll 3 года назад +12

    Im here to watch, even though what he did was wrong, but I still just want to laugh.

    • @guitarsoot784
      @guitarsoot784 3 года назад +1

      Yeah same, ill always enjoy his content, even now.

    • @uv-al
      @uv-al 3 года назад +1

      ​@@guitarsoot784 He didnt "sext" an underaged girl, that is just lies, traves and noah backstabbed him for clout, and there was really no basis as not only the gnome keemstar acknowledged they were allegations, but one of the people who was involved apologized for lying proving that it was most likely a played up joke or lie, i dont know where carson went, i think hes just hiding from the drama probably in a mental health panic.

    • @drakejefferson449
      @drakejefferson449 3 года назад

      @@uv-al he isn't using his mental health is a victim card unlike mini Ladd dead he genuinely has problems and needs to get them sorted out

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 3 года назад

      @@uv-al I agree but the girl admitting was a fake Twitter account

  • @nibbles35
    @nibbles35 2 года назад +7

    I sometimes come here to pretend that nothing happened

  • @salvalence1302
    @salvalence1302 4 года назад +981

    “When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад

      bish wat da faq no u

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад

      bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад

      bish wat da faq too much energy

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад

      bish wat da faq there you go perfect

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад

      bish wat da faq you speak!

  • @mendozian5325
    @mendozian5325 5 лет назад +294

    At least you uploaded your 1 mil faster than raccooneggs

  • @nitzel9909
    @nitzel9909 2 года назад +7

    We will never see videos like this again

    • @pixelabo
      @pixelabo 2 года назад

      :)

    • @lewash
      @lewash 2 года назад +1

      watch him go

  • @dinonuggyyyy
    @dinonuggyyyy 3 года назад +12

    nah imma jus forget about what happened, he was still the best.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 4 года назад +745

    "throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

  • @shadowskale
    @shadowskale 5 лет назад +219

    There's a cut in the audio at 7:18 and then it comes back when someone is saying "Dogs butthole."
    Yup.

  • @weave4247
    @weave4247 3 года назад +22

    Can't wait for the next one

  • @michaelelsheimer8797
    @michaelelsheimer8797 4 года назад +14

    We all love you Carson threw the darkness to the light. We love you and everyone of us are willing to talk

  • @puffydude5287
    @puffydude5287 5 лет назад +466

    I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is..........
    He clearly likes it!

    • @obxternal
      @obxternal 5 лет назад +11

      Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

    • @megans5566
      @megans5566 5 лет назад +3

      ^

    • @ballastmcgee2314
      @ballastmcgee2314 5 лет назад +2

      @@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

    • @bear2878
      @bear2878 5 лет назад +1

      Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

    • @ThatPurpleOnYT
      @ThatPurpleOnYT 5 лет назад

      What about the last 8 seconds?

  • @strayble
    @strayble 5 лет назад +2798

    carson,
    finding your channel was a great experience. your laugh is contagious, your sense of humor is right up my alley, and you always manage to make anything and everything fun. itll sound cheesy, but you and your videos have gotten me through some tough times. thanks for everything, and, i mean it when i say this: never change. i love you.
    edit as of jan 7 2021:
    man.

  • @jacobglover1487
    @jacobglover1487 4 года назад +153

    I’ve watched this 36 times now that we’re in quarantine and I don’t get bored, or tired while watching this one hour long vid. We all love you Carson, were crying with you bud. (Check the replies on this comment)

  • @sanderwaglen4904
    @sanderwaglen4904 3 года назад +4

    i miss you man

  • @doctorcatster8751
    @doctorcatster8751 5 лет назад +362

    "There is blood everywhere!"
    *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 5 лет назад +205

    33:12 LITERALLY THE PEAK OF MY CAREER

  • @renowned9885
    @renowned9885 4 года назад +19

    3:54 sometimes u slap the baby and it makes absolutely no noise

  • @cwuzzy
    @cwuzzy 2 года назад +10

    I used to play this video during my journey to get a better body. Every time I exercised, I put on this video and it made it such a fun and happy experience. It hurts to see all this happen to him when what he did wasn’t all that bad as people were saying.