@@kjmdrumz3 Joey's job is to make stories funny & entertaining. I don't mind a little bullshit to make the story better. But dude, Joey lies so much that he can't even keep his bullshit straight. I'm a fan of the guy, but he must think that everyone is retarded. Like we can't figure out that he's complete bullshit.
If there is a such thing as a perfectly good airplane, why the safety briefing before each commercial flight??? It's almost as if there is no such thing. 🤣🤣🤣
Just you telling this story made my heart rate go up to the point that I now know I will never be going skydiving Ps- if you got injured skydiving wouldn’t your contract be void?
I remember watching you play at Lucas Oil. I absolutely hated the colts and everyone on the team except you 😂. Even though I’m only an hour north east of Indy I couldn’t stand the colts at the time.
Two friends I worked with decided to take skydiving lessons. They were going all the time & jumping with the same 2 instructors. Sadly, both the instructors were killed in a jumping accident with some other people.
You should try a static line jump. In the Army, you jump from 1250 feet (at least they did when i was in) and you're in the air for about a minute. It was not uncommon to see emergency chutes being used (in jump school), but normally because the jumper panicked and pulled the emergency unnecessarily. After jump school, i never saw one being used again. Of course, they watch the riggers (a special unit) like a hawk. They got piss tested more than anybody in the military at the time.
Commanding officer to be at Ottawa airport when body of Canadian soldier killed in Bulgaria exercise arrives www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadian-soldier-parachuting-accident-remains-return-1.5186344
Hahaha... awesome. Sounds like my experience where the guy''s parachute failed from the group before ours. I thought..oh fawwwwk... well, what's the chances of that happening twice in a row!? Let's do it! haha. Post the vid Pat!
im kind of beside myself at how identical pat's skydiving story is to mine. i called the whole thing once i saw the video title. i remember the weight allowance being 230? but it might have been 225. i know i was 230 tho lmao. once the guy pulled the chord.. nothing can prepare you ahead of time for that level of grundle yank. nothing in this lifetime, or universe, other than skydiving. i did an okay job of trying to no sell it, but im sure an audible grunt happened. a split second passes of awkward silence... then my guy goes "that hurt!" we laugh together about it a second, then he says "ha ha! at least it opened!"
I skydived back when I was in my early 20's. It's something cool to do one time to check it off of my bucket list. And I had a great time doing it but it's something you do one time to say you went through with it but not something I feel the need of ever doing again.
@John Stevens That's awesome. Myself it was just something to be able to say I went through with without backing out of. I don't think I have the guts to do a jump where u have to pull my own cord though.
I love that story but if anyone ever goes skydiving (FreeFall @13,500+) you HAVE to do a roll onto your back and watch the plane fly away trust me you will never forget that
Its really not hard to skydive. Jump school is literally just three weeks of running and jumping of the roof of the shed and falling down. Then a week of jumping and partying. I can't emphasize the party week enough. Its a 28 day week.
It's even worse than that: At a lot of jump sites, young kids pack the chutes for free jumps. On Saturday morning, as I was harnessing myself up, I was looking at these "young adults" packing chutes and wondering how many had been up partying all the night....Spoiler Alert: The chute opened, I lived.
S Rennie it’s sound to me like you are judging young people for how they look 👀 maybe next time you see those “young adults” who go out to party could end up our next Judge kavanaugh. Rather see a young guy fixing my shoot then some old fart
@@alvinh5153 Not so, Calvin. Seeing a group of very young adults packing chutes just surprised me. And yes, I may have an unfair bias by equating maturity with credibility and responsibility. I never cast any aspersions on them (or you), in my comment. Also, my comment was told in the context and spirit of Pat's story of trepidation jumping for the first time. I don't really care who packed the chute as long as it opened. And it did. Hope I didn't ruin your day...🙄😁✌
The place that i went to the person that is taking you on your jump packed there own rig so it gives you the piece of mind that they have a reason to want to pack this perfectly instead of just someone that isn't jumping with it as well.
@@brentjohnson7671 I jumped solo from 3000 feet my first time. Perhaps that was the source of my anxiety about the chute. In the plane I determined that if the chutes failed, I would go into the ground head-first like Superman so they could just wrap a chain around my ankles and pull me out of the ground like a turnip with a tractor...
awesomeguynamedjon every single time I’ve done acid I end up having a “I’m dying” spiral and I’ll I’m doing is sitting on a couch watching mature documentaries. I can imagine falling towards the earth on acid.
When I went my maybe the most exciting part is when my feet were halfway in and out of the plane and I'm looking down and contemplating that I'm about to do jump out. Luckily my brain shut off most of my fear halfway up on the plane.
Next adventure: Sensitivity training for the crew. Pat: " . . . Camera man was a women" Crew: "Woah" !!!! My amusing assumption: She was the next instructor to go up and tandem, but some dorkus was over the weight restriction :)
A couple of guys I worked with started doing sky diving regularly . After they had been do it for awhile from the same the place, the instructors that they had taken lessons from had an accident & were both killed.
Has anyone tried skydiving while holding an anvil or similar heavy high density object? Obviously at some point you'd have to let go of the anvil to slow down but curious how fast you'd go.
@@troutie2008 however, density does matter when air resistance is involved. That is why a feather falls slower than a bowling ball on Earth. In the absence of any other resistance they'd be the same.
Yes, heavier objects have faster terminal velocities: Jump with an anvil and you’ll fall faster, let go of it and you’ll slow down. Smaller skydivers fall slower than big ones.
@@nocalsteve The '92 Crash killed 16 of the 22 people on board; Dan BC has an incredible story, for anyone who likes the coming-back-from-adversity types of stories. Doctors told him he would never skydive again and he was lucky to be able to walk. He rehabbed, returned to the sport and won world championships in competitive 4-way formation skydiving multiple years in a row. He's easily one of the most inspirational people I've known personally.
Kelly Doyle you need a class D license to take tandem jumpers which requires minimum 500 jumps and 3 hours spent in free fall. 50 jumps is Class B territory and you won't be able to take tandems. You're still jumping on your own and learning.
Pat's the greatest story teller of all time 😂💯
Orlando Pena 2nd. Joey Diaz
Christian Kirby Except Joey Diaz is almost 100% bullshit.
@@kjmdrumz3 Joey's job is to make stories funny & entertaining. I don't mind a little bullshit to make the story better. But dude, Joey lies so much that he can't even keep his bullshit straight. I'm a fan of the guy, but he must think that everyone is retarded. Like we can't figure out that he's complete bullshit.
@@TylerDurden9LB Steve-o 1st 2nd pat 3rd who the fuck is joey diaz?
OnicoreGames watch him on Joe Rogan’s podcast he’s tremendous
Pat you seriously have the best damn show on RUclips.
I have literally been non stop watching him over the last 3 days
The harness lined up in the c gap.
Stfu
Dirty Randy you stfu
It's the troy polamalu of parachutes
Squat
Pray
Leap
Ahhhhhhh
Touchdown
Zachary Reiner SPLAT
As my dad (former military pilot) once said: „you have to be a special kind of stupid to jump out of a perfectly fine airplane
If there is a such thing as a perfectly good airplane, why the safety briefing before each commercial flight??? It's almost as if there is no such thing. 🤣🤣🤣
I think he got that from a movie. Ive heard that on so many movies
I’ve never seen a perfectly fine plane used for skydiving
J0ckel he probably said that to infantry all the time 😂😂😂
J0ckel
“Ain’t no sense in looking down, ain’t no discharge on the ground” -Army cadence.
we have to see this video
It was a woman.... ohhhhhhhhh😂😂😂
Just you telling this story made my heart rate go up to the point that I now know I will never be going skydiving
Ps- if you got injured skydiving wouldn’t your contract be void?
Who would’ve ever thought in 2016 Pat “MF’IN’ Mcafee from goddamn Indiana would be my favorite human in the world.!!!
Mhhmmmm gotta love football.
“And I’m never getting on that fffffffffffucking plane again.”
I remember watching you play at Lucas Oil. I absolutely hated the colts and everyone on the team except you 😂. Even though I’m only an hour north east of Indy I couldn’t stand the colts at the time.
Love all your shows keep them coming.
You always know when pat tells a story. It’s going to be good
I was cautious about doing this but me and my parents have talked about doing this for years, this makes it a done deal for us now
Two friends I worked with decided to take skydiving lessons. They were going all the time & jumping with the same 2 instructors. Sadly, both the instructors were killed in a jumping accident with some other people.
Pat and Ed Bolian from VINwiki are the best story tellers
You should try a static line jump. In the Army, you jump from 1250 feet (at least they did when i was in) and you're in the air for about a minute. It was not uncommon to see emergency chutes being used (in jump school), but normally because the jumper panicked and pulled the emergency unnecessarily. After jump school, i never saw one being used again. Of course, they watch the riggers (a special unit) like a hawk. They got piss tested more than anybody in the military at the time.
Commanding officer to be at Ottawa airport when body of Canadian soldier killed in Bulgaria exercise arrives
www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadian-soldier-parachuting-accident-remains-return-1.5186344
Left the 82nd last Fall. Most of our jumps were at 1000. Saw a few reserves get popped.. way more than in airborne school.
Hahaha... awesome. Sounds like my experience where the guy''s parachute failed from the group before ours. I thought..oh fawwwwk... well, what's the chances of that happening twice in a row!? Let's do it! haha. Post the vid Pat!
Pat “i trust fortune cookies” mcafeeee
Well that definitely wasn’t in Iowa the only thing I had to do was sign my name..
Watched this 10 times I love it
Lmao ik exactly who that pony tail guy is
im kind of beside myself at how identical pat's skydiving story is to mine. i called the whole thing once i saw the video title. i remember the weight allowance being 230? but it might have been 225. i know i was 230 tho lmao. once the guy pulled the chord.. nothing can prepare you ahead of time for that level of grundle yank. nothing in this lifetime, or universe, other than skydiving. i did an okay job of trying to no sell it, but im sure an audible grunt happened. a split second passes of awkward silence... then my guy goes "that hurt!" we laugh together about it a second, then he says "ha ha! at least it opened!"
I skydived back when I was in my early 20's. It's something cool to do one time to check it off of my bucket list. And I had a great time doing it but it's something you do one time to say you went through with it but not something I feel the need of ever doing again.
@John Stevens That's awesome. Myself it was just something to be able to say I went through with without backing out of. I don't think I have the guts to do a jump where u have to pull my own cord though.
I went to high school with ken Walter. Held for Adam on first sb. Adam goes to Indy. I find pat macafee.
#6°ofkevinbacon
He got to the front and sure enough there was Polamalu in the C gap
Anyone misses that office instead of the new one ? Well the pod is for you
I fucking love your show!
Pat you've gotta upload that shit.
Ya know what I like, when u near the end of the vid then add comes on , u watch ad then back to finished vid 🤬
Once was enough for me too
Pats funny as fuck!!!!!
50 or 40th? That quite the gap
I love that story but if anyone ever goes skydiving (FreeFall @13,500+) you HAVE to do a roll onto your back and watch the plane fly away trust me you will never forget that
I went skydiving in aruba and we had about a 15 second crash course on what to do.... that's it.
Its really not hard to skydive. Jump school is literally just three weeks of running and jumping of the roof of the shed and falling down. Then a week of jumping and partying. I can't emphasize the party week enough. Its a 28 day week.
The skydiving term for camera person is “vidiot.”
It's even worse than that: At a lot of jump sites, young kids pack the chutes for free jumps. On Saturday morning, as I was harnessing myself up, I was looking at these "young adults" packing chutes and wondering how many had been up partying all the night....Spoiler Alert: The chute opened, I lived.
S Rennie it’s sound to me like you are judging young people for how they look 👀 maybe next time you see those “young adults” who go out to party could end up our next
Judge kavanaugh. Rather see a young guy fixing my shoot then some old fart
@@alvinh5153 Not so, Calvin. Seeing a group of very young adults packing chutes just surprised me. And yes, I may have an unfair bias by equating maturity with credibility and responsibility. I never cast any aspersions on them (or you), in my comment. Also, my comment was told in the context and spirit of Pat's story of trepidation jumping for the first time. I don't really care who packed the chute as long as it opened. And it did. Hope I didn't ruin your day...🙄😁✌
The place that i went to the person that is taking you on your jump packed there own rig so it gives you the piece of mind that they have a reason to want to pack this perfectly instead of just someone that isn't jumping with it as well.
@@brentjohnson7671 I jumped solo from 3000 feet my first time. Perhaps that was the source of my anxiety about the chute. In the plane I determined that if the chutes failed, I would go into the ground head-first like Superman so they could just wrap a chain around my ankles and pull me out of the ground like a turnip with a tractor...
@@swrennie Lol
This guy
PLF
Can we all just take a moment to think about the first person to say fuck it and jump out of a plane
Never jump out of a plane that is perfectly capable of landing safely.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
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First
First one off the plane?
Jabez Gill first one off the short bus
My buddies went and they were saying the entire crew was high af lol
I've heard this about different sky diving places, sketchy stuff lol
When I went we got high with the jumpmasters in their converted school bus while waiting for our ride up.
awesomeguynamedjon every single time I’ve done acid I end up having a “I’m dying” spiral and I’ll I’m doing is sitting on a couch watching mature documentaries. I can imagine falling towards the earth on acid.
The crew was so high...until they reached the ground
“I hate that guy, and now I got him strapped to my back” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Your bodyguard kinda looks like William Smith.
Its willard not william
andrew vitale it’s Billard not Willard
@@andrewvitale5064 pretty sure his name is billiam
This is a comedy routine Lol
" I didnt know we were so strict on rules these days " best line ever
Does pat employ all those people? And if so in what capacity?
When I went my maybe the most exciting part is when my feet were halfway in and out of the plane and I'm looking down and contemplating that I'm about to do jump out. Luckily my brain shut off most of my fear halfway up on the plane.
CamOp...lawl
Next adventure: Sensitivity training for the crew. Pat: " . . . Camera man was a women" Crew: "Woah" !!!!
My amusing assumption: She was the next instructor to go up and tandem, but some dorkus was over the weight restriction :)
And he ain't gonna jump no mooooore...
TI's definitely make more than minimum wage. Funny video haha
basically the same story i tell about skydiving.. that harness is a real ball squeezer
Who are 2 people who disliked video....
.... you lack emotions
Polamalu was probably one of them
A couple of guys I worked with started doing sky diving regularly . After they had been do it for awhile from the same the place, the instructors that they had taken lessons from had an accident & were both killed.
Play parts of your skydive on future videos...please.
Has anyone tried skydiving while holding an anvil or similar heavy high density object? Obviously at some point you'd have to let go of the anvil to slow down but curious how fast you'd go.
Weight has nothing to do with the rate at which an object falls.
@@troutie2008 however, density does matter when air resistance is involved. That is why a feather falls slower than a bowling ball on Earth. In the absence of any other resistance they'd be the same.
Watch Roadrunner cartoons and you'll see what happens when an anvil is used for anything
Something called terminal velocity stupid
Yes, heavier objects have faster terminal velocities: Jump with an anvil and you’ll fall faster, let go of it and you’ll slow down. Smaller skydivers fall slower than big ones.
When stationed at MCAS El Toro a guy on base went skydiving on the weekend with some buddies. Plane crashed, killed them all.
If you’re talking about the 1992 Perris crash, one person survived, Dan Brodsky-Chenfield. He wrote a book about it called “Above All Else.”
Lol
@@nocalsteve that's the one. Over the years I guess I forgot that someone made it out. Thanks for the info
@@nocalsteve The '92 Crash killed 16 of the 22 people on board; Dan BC has an incredible story, for anyone who likes the coming-back-from-adversity types of stories. Doctors told him he would never skydive again and he was lucky to be able to walk. He rehabbed, returned to the sport and won world championships in competitive 4-way formation skydiving multiple years in a row. He's easily one of the most inspirational people I've known personally.
How do you not know if it was for his 50th or 40th lmao
Kelly Doyle you need a class D license to take tandem jumpers which requires minimum 500 jumps and 3 hours spent in free fall. 50 jumps is Class B territory and you won't be able to take tandems. You're still jumping on your own and learning.
“His 50th or 40th birthday”. Sooooooo were you like 20 or 30? 😂😂
“Death , death... SIGN”
A good way to look at parachute diving
If the plane goes down this is literally the best case scenario
Anybody else getting drake and josh vibes from this? S.P.L.A.T.
No matter the story, someone in the comments finds a way to state, “lined up in the c-gap.” Love it.
"you should have told me after, now i'm nervous." bahahhahaha
We wanna see the video
This is basically my same story of sky diving
Polamalu
Research Flat Earth
Justin Boy have YOU even looked into it?