I Got An AI To Write An Episode Of WWE Raw
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Artificial Intelligence is taking over. Not just our jobs, not just computing, but our entertainment sphere too. So in an attempt to see what WWE and wrestling as a whole will look like in the future once Skynet reigns supreme, I got an AI to write an episode of WWE Monday Night Raw... I'm so sorry.
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plz do smackdown!!😭😭
Hiding behind a paywall?
That's Low.
-1 Rep
@@akleughuglouh It's called making money you fucking idiot. RUclips pays dick and ball so of course they need a patreon.
@@akleughuglouh I suppose you work for free? You just go in to work and don't ask for a paycheck?
Make more of these please! I promise to watch them all
Well, this is it. The pinnacle of professional wrestling. It's all downhill from here.
You god damn right
Luckily Vince is no longer in charge 😂
Hell this is the pinnacle of all media
@@_______________2001 this is mindscape of vince 😂
Pinnacle of RUclips as well.
How scarily accurate. Even in an AI generated show, Hogan refuses to put someone over clean.
AI Hulk Hogan is Hank Hill 😂
Doesn’t work for me, burger
Or make amends for 2015 lol
Redpill me. What happened in 2015? I've been out of the loop with wrestling for a while now
He got caught saying very racist things on a leaked sex tape
“I’m not afraid to kill a man” is the second best Michael Cole line ever, after “Newcastle is a small mining town just down the road” while they were doing a show in London
14:53
The United States is freaking enormous. If you're an American Newcastle _is_ just down the road from London.
Not sure about the "small mining town" part though. Maybe he was using an encyclopedia that hadn't been updated since like 1700.
I can't be the only who wants this whole AI-generated masterpiece on its own as a bonus video. "I am the immortal Hulk Hogan and I am here to say that nothing happened in 2015, we should all just move on" is absolute comedy gold.
Video u mean series?
I want to see what AI Smackdown brings to the table. It is the longer show, at least.
We need a Royal Rumble version of this. Sweet Christ, that was a masterpiece
And also Wrestlemania please!
Pleeeease!
Any type of match
im roaring !!!
I was like number 657... I wanted to be 666...
Two thoughts: The AI correctly put 5 commercial breaks in 20 minutes of RAW. That first image of Cena actually looks like a decent Picasso style painting.
"I am the immportal Hulk Hogan and I'm here to say that nothing happened in 2015."
Makes sense to me brother
Move over, Real American!
Out of the way, American Made!
Get outta here, Eye of the Tiger!
Hulk Hogan has a REAL entrance theme, now.
I feel like everyone really glossed over "Cody Rhodes is The Jello Daddy and he knows how to make it wiggle and jiggle just right".
no kidding, I was hoping Adam would rewind for that. it's a secret little gem
It sounded like something Dusty would say.
@anthonyflynn9177I still feel funky like a monkey
And i wanna wiggle and jiggle the jelly Daddy
"I'm not gonna lie, Miz was giving me a run for my money" - he says after completely obliterating Miz
3 movies and a pin.
Classic Roman.
@@Thor-Orion don't forget his sexiness!
@@drago939393 and those muscles YUM!
@@Thor-Orion sounds like a normal Roman Reigns match
I need an entire year’s worth of these, with the results from each week being the prompt for the next one.
Watch it end at Wrestlemania with Guy Fieri becoming Undisputed WWE Universal Champion.
Tom and Adam are the perfect pair for this because Tom just laughs at everything while Adam has an existential crisis.
Adam's gimmick with these types of videos is "Tries to play the straight man and then breaks 2 minutes into the video"
Laughing the entire time but Hogan having Hank Hill’s voice took me out completely 😂😂
Lmao i was thinking about the same thing. Also Cole sounds like young Rogan
This needs to become a recurring series, I haven't laughed this much in ages!
Please, write Smackdown or AEW next.
Or even one of the Old Sunday Night Heat
Please. For the love of everything holy, there HAS to be more of these!
Book it Vince!
Recurring or we riot, for sure.
Michael "I am not afraid to take a life. I'm just like my father." Cole, ladies and gentleman.
The Randy Orton "dirty handshake" line is massively underrated.
When a man can literally stalk you and place chunks of meat in your bed but you end up being the heel.
But then again, fans will never forget 2015.
*NeverForget2015
"I'm Hulk Hogan and I'm here to say
Nothing happened in 2015 and we should all move on."
I cant fucking breathe holy shit.
I thought the Taz part was the best part. Then this happened. And it kept getting better. Hulk Hogan really carried Raw tonight.
That one almost killed me for real
[pudding enjoyment noises]
The IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan, if you please.
Wheezed like a broken door in windstorm, all the way through and after.
"I'm not afraid to take a life".
What even happened to Hogan in 2015? Lol.
The rice pudding commercial had me in tears. “You’ll be swearing like a sailor!”
24 hours later and I’m still giggling at the thought of Tazz extolling the virtues of WWE Rice Pudding.
@@MrBeardsley [PUDDING ENJOYMENT NOISES]
@@franklingoodwin Adam’s reaction when he plays it back is almost as funny as the noises themselves
I actually could see WWE selling the Shucky Ducky Quack Quack bath Ducks.
@@ChaosInfinityProductions I'd buy some. Tungsten made or not, lol.
Please make this a recurring series this is probably the finest work this channel has ever produced. Taz selling rice pudding is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
[PUDDING ENJOYMENT NOISES] 🤣
Raw's Laptop General Manager was ahead of it's time. Bring it back with this AI and it'll be the best thing on television
You know that feeling when you didn't even consider that a thing could be a thing, and then that thing instantly becomes your new favourite thing?
Like Danhausen
"The camera then pans to the ring where Stephanie McMahon is standing with a microphone in her hand."
Steph: This was a triumph ... I'm making a note here, 'huge success' ...
Give Sam a raise. He needs it. IMMEDIATELY. I genuinely haven't laughed this much at something so stupid potentially ever! Great work lads!
I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Jesus Christ. I'm literally in pain from laughter. Absolutely brilliant work, Sam. I really hope this makes the rounds in the WWE locker room.
I havent laugh his hard in months
This needs to be a reoccurring series🤣🙏🏼
@@502ZSR I all for it
Steve Austin fluffy pancakes lmao
I want a t-shirt that says "PUDDING ENJOYMENT NOISES" on it
Vince Russo is beside himself that he didn’t come up with the jello filled ring match
Honestly not a bad Jello branded sponsorship match idea.
"Brooo, a jello filled ring match? That's like, next level wrestling bro. All it needs is one or two poles in the mix and the ratings would go through the roof!"
Bro, I'd have put it in a cage bro... Seriously bro, how could you top JELL-O in the Cell-O, bro? It would be fire, bro!
Reverse battle royal on a pole jello filled ring match
@@Thor-Orion now that is what the people want! Make it all happen in a Kennel in a hell
The literal clothesline, oh my god
It's like a dad joke, but better.
I absolutely lost it at Roman coming out with a crossbow. 🤣 Between that, the tungsten ducks and Tom's uncontrollable laughing, I don't think I've laughed that much in a while.
"He's starting to cheat" KILLED ME
He’s starting to cheat in his wife!
I fell off my chair. FR
Quite literally laughed the entire episode 10 out of 10! Clearly we now need an episode of Smackdown!
Never mind Smackdown can you imagine the Royal Rumble
YES, YES TO BOTH
Give the AI a crack at NXT 2.0 as well if this becomes a mini series
"Welcome to Double-U-De-Double-U Night Raw!" I'm still in stiches after that one. The funniest thing Freeman's done since Grandma Sandie. It's as if The DEVIL wanted wrestling, and got David Lynch and Cronenberg to hammer out the details.
“And his opponent, from Davenport, EIEAUHAH”
At least it sounded nothing like Idaho.
That Taz part is literally the best thing I've ever seen in my life, this is the peak of all our existence
Guys you have to make this a series... I think ive never laughed so hard watching a youtube video in my life
Stephanie McMahon literally having GLaDOS’s voice was strangely fitting.
Loved this.
Now we need episodes of Smackdown, NXT, and AEW Dynamite with AI. Those would be ABSOLUTE GOLD, much like this one is.
Also AEW Dynamite, Impact and ROH.
@@stigrabbid589 dang two dynamites?
I literally cried tears of laughter.. I will happily pay for this on a weekly basis..
Same this was the funniest video have ever watched, jesus christ hahaha
Fellas i am ROLLING right now, there needs to be more of these. Classic WMs, ECW, the whole nine yards. Hell, i’d watch an AI fried Cultaholic news video
You could say you're Seth Rollings
@@michaelandrews117 Get out. Lol.
I think this entire episode could be classified and used as a WTF Moment by Ross 🤷🏻♂️😂🤣
I'm in tears after just 2 minutes, holy shit. GlaDOS as Steph is a masterstroke.
Edit: The Miz just entered. My stomach hurts and my eyes are streaming. Jesus Christ.
Please let Sam do a weekly version of this. I was crying laughing before the first 4min was through.
It has been said that AI is fundamentally incapable of having a sense of humor. Now there is a lot of hilarious stuff going on here, but the line "nothing happened in 2015" is what makes me sincerely question that sentiment.
I agree. Also the AI billing Cody Rhodes from Jacksonville Florida comes across as a genuine joke to me.
"Hogan's started to cheat!"
Cue picture of Hogan with his wife. Genius.
Reminds me of the southpark funnybot episode
So I am not into wrestling pretty much at all, though I've been to a few shows with friends who are. They sent me this video and...this is incredible! I'm dying laughing throughout. I have used various AI generators and I'm fairly certain that whoever made this video for you actually put a fair bit of work into curating the stuff that comes out of the AI generators, rather than just dumping everything out. Plus, the animations and movement of the images will have been all in post-production too. Well done to the folks who edited this masterpiece together. Looking forward to the next one!
I laughed way too hard and am a little too invested. PLEASE make this into a series. Whether it's weekly or only used for PPV.
The Boogeyman return to start the episode is truly spectacular 😂
Only for him to never be seen or referenced again. 🤣
That was absolutely iconic
Only to then get completely dropped and forgotten about. Surprisingly not inaccurate with storylines in recent years
All and all the whole segment was incredibly in character for him
I think the "I'm not afraid to take a life, I'm just like my father" comment is what did it for me. The amount of times I went back to that part is criminal.
I feel like I say this a lot, but I truly didn't think I needed more of something like this in my life. The amount of laughter and enjoyment this brought me is just amazing.
i think hearing that line is genuinely the hardest i've laughed in my life
@@Zepravity I literally could not stop laughing every time I hear it LMFAO
Absolutely brilliant idea. My face hurts from laughing so much. This needs to be a recurring series.
12:06 this was the best part imo, the AI did Tazz so dirty and I can’t stop laughing 💀😭🤣
12:32 the zoom in on Adam made it better 😂
@@melchardcaranto4675😂😂😂
Seeing a literal clothes-line (twice) and "Hogan's cheating" had me bursting a gut laughing... as did the rest of this to be fair. Awesome video and a concept that needs to become a regular feature on the channel.
Fucking hell lads. I've not cried laughing like this in ages. I need more. Incredible work.
12:32 That's the hardest I've seen Adam laugh.
Genuinely it broke him for a moment. It looked like he was about to start sobbing. Amazing stuff
Pacitti: "Sam, where is this over due episode of War Stories?!?!?!"
Sam: "Well, wait until you see this"
I legit CRIED OF LAUGHTER. Please do more of this I can already imagine the AI putting Teddy Long on Smackdown
"Hogan is starting to cheat" ended me LMFAO
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM WWE OFFICIAL TWITTER PAGE:
Paul Michael Levesque better known as Triple H has just released all WWE writers to make the whole company AI-based.
Paul "I just watched WWE RAW made by AI, and I knew right away that humans will never be able to make a wrestling show as good as AI can, therefore I have decided to fire all our writers to spend all our money on artificial intelligence"
On paper this show looks stacked:
Miz Vs. Reigns
A Taker and Trips segment
Rhodes Vs. Rollins
Randy Orton Vs. Rey Mysterio
Hulk Hogan Vs. Guy Fieri
Not to mention the announcement of a John Cena movie and the other fantastic commercials..
This is the reason Vince stepped down, he knew the robots would soon take over. Sam this is gold, funniest thing I've watched in ages.
You should put in a bunch of Scott Steiner promos and see what the a.i. makes. It might be almost as insane and brilliant as Big Poppa Pump himself!
The “Voice of the WWE Universe” sounds a lot like George Lowe of Space Ghost Coast to Coast fame.
Was going to make a reply about this myself, but you beat me to it. The similarity is uncanny.
I thought the same thing
The Miz didn’t “come to play”. He “came to dance” cuz he is a „sexy dancer”
Tazz eating puding: *Pudding Enjoyment Noises*
Also Tazz start speaking Russian: 12:05
Genuenly read the comments going into this thinking, "eh I'm sure it will be ok". I then proceeded to laugh myself into a migraine. More of these please. Love it
phenomenal. This was such a good idea, I am in stitches right now
Forget WCPW! This needs to happen on a weekly basis!
Thank you guys. I’d actually been fighting through a bout of depression over my job, and really needed this. Please make more lol
This needs to be a weekly thing. Absolutely hilarious plus I'm interested to see if the AI gets smarter as time goes on.
I haven't laughed this hard in months, THIS NEEDS TO BE A WEEKLY EPISODE!
This is, at the same time, the greatest AND the most horrifying thing i've ever seen.
More, please.
You’ve heard of AEW, now get ready for AIW! Artificial Intelligence Wrestling!
AI is All Elite
This is such a great idea for a recurring series, I needed the laughs from this, now excuse me while I go eat some dessert. *Pudding enjoyment noises*
I'm not exaggerating, I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes straight. I was afraid I'm gonna pass out. 😂
11:42 FORGET THAT WEAKASS PUDDING FROM YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
I wanna see a version of this throughout the ages, this is the only way we can make Russo era WWF/WCW even more mental!
Hulk Hogan's Theme song, and the Tungsten Ducks absolutely killed me
“The master of the six hundred nineteen” broke me 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Bravo Sam Driver, I want this weekly as my new therapy sessions
When the giant metal duck showed up with laser eyes, I just lost it....almost spilled my water....
We need a season of this...!
I think I speak for everyone when I say we need this on a regular basis... NXT, AEW, Smackdown... everything
*The Miz, watching this, and throwing away his folder of meticulous plans for a sexy dancer gimmick* : "I hate robots."
I don't remember the last time I laughed out loud, but "nothing happened on 2015" caught me so off guard
Well boys, I think we have a hit on your hands. Sorry Sam, this is your life now. Also, Was The Boogeyman the voice of Space Ghost? The fuck?!? More of THAT in my life, please!!
Yeah that was George Lowe voice ai.
I must incorporate more *PUDDING ENJOYMENT NOISES* into my life! I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed this much, pinnacle content. Please make this weekly!
This is by far the hardest I have laughed at a Cultaholic video. The fact you got Tom and Adam to react to it knowing their commentary styles was genius. Sam, you are a certified mad genius, and this definitely needs to become a regular series. My hats off to all of you.
Never in my life would I have thought Hulk Hogan would be my favorite wrestler in a promotion. But the lads did it.
Excuse me, but I gotta Doordash some Stone Cold Steve Austin Pancakes 😂
Therapist: moai orton doesn't exist he can't hurt you
Moai orton: 15:09
I miss pre-2023 AI, its primitive-ness made it so funny.
I don't know why, but the way Adam asked "Like tungsten?" was the funniest part of the video for me, he almost sounded offended LMAO
Weekly recaps of Monday Night Raw, told within AI. Get it done!! 😂😂
Booker T's Shucky Ducky Quack Quack Rubber Ducks, WWE Rice Pudding, Stone Cold Steve Austin Pancakes, and John Cena: The Movie are legitimately good ideas.
How are you going to have a movie with an invisible leading man?!
Man if Raw was like this every week it'd get much better ratings than the past 10+ years! XD
[LABOURED PANCAKE BREATHING]
This was utterly hilarious! We definitely need more of these! Can we please get a Control Your Narrative episode?
make a series of this, it's pure gold
Nothing will ever top this. Fantastic stuff. The commercials were golden and I now want to see a hot dog eating tournament at the next WrestleMania.
Guys.....The Miz is a sexy dancer.
Also, we need a fricking series of this.
I haven't stopped laughing for the last hour. Tazz broke me! Ovations all round for Sam Driver!
I’m only 5 minutes in and I’ve had to pause this twice already. I can’t stop laughing. Please do more of these 😂
I can’t explain what you’ve captured here but whatever this is is pure comedic gold! Seriously, this format needs it’s own show.
Almost had a heart attack seeing rey mysterio in a hot dog outfit and hulk hogan feuding with guy fieri 😂😂😂
It has been a long time since I've laughed this hard, my ribs hurt. I am going to be watching this back weekly. There is so much gold in here. I truly hope this becomes a weekly or monthly thing. Just, please, keep it going. If this was the only kind of wrestling content I would have going forward I would not complain one bit.