Every time I hear Sakana's real name, I'm reminded of that Game Grumps story where Danny had this King Kong sized cockroach just standing in the hallway leading to his apartment. And it wasn't intimidated by anybody. He named it Kevin.
No joke, Sakana has really come along way. When he was first interviewed it was all corpo speak. These days he's way more relaxed. He's on his path just like his talents.
Sakana is so increibly based planning out a retirement or transition plan for his "idols" if they ever decide to retire. Like how pro gamers eventually transition to manegerial jobs within the pro gaming scene or something similar
Nah, she feels more like a close friend, she mentioned that her nephew was dressed as H20 Sakana once for Halloween so I bet Sakana is friends with Dizzy's brother or something. Also, Dizzy mentioned knowing Sakana since childhood so this is all a funny back and forth that's been going on for ages. Also, I really, REALLY doubt Dizzy and Sakana are married because zero chance in hell Fish man would have let his wife be weird in front of the internet. Very important thing to mention, and why I believe they are not married. "Dizzy is gross" -H20Sakana on Dizzy.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Sakana.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the coffee, and that gorgeous voice. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
Generally it's based, but 18 is to excessive and does more harm than good. THey will not develop a good media competence that way. I would say 10-16 depending on their developement and gradually connected to their maturity.
@@oppidumsaxacum I would say that 14 to 15 its a good age to consider given one to a kid, but below that its a waste of money. And the reason is that most of the time little kids will either break it or lose it and will not be used for comunication.
Left without complementing his wife, so people will not be able to track who she is by comparing with that section in the AMA stream with Jely and Shiina... Smart move, fishman, smart move.
are they all secretly unhinged from phase connects reputation or is this just the natural state of the vtuber and pther companies just coerce them harder 🤔
Nope, pretty sure the Fish woman is completely disconnected from Phase considering it was mentioned that she actually gives Sakana 'the eye" when he invests a lot in Phase and he immediately counters with gifting her stuff to quell her silent rage.
Nah, it feels more like the trope about the childhood friends who never really liked each other so the kid banter never ended and just evolved into mutual trolling so they keep messing with each other. So it ends up feeling like sexual tension to outsiders but it is actually just a cold prank war between two people. And the winner of each battle is the one who gets mad first. It's a baiting game. That... Fits Fishman. Also remember, despite being married, Sakana himself is known to have zero tact with women (outside his wife I guess, lol).
They are likely related to each other, either his sister, or cousin or some other kind of blood relative who used to shit on each other as kids, & still do. If I didnt know he's married, id confuse Dizzy's relationship with him as intimate too, just in a hatefuck kinda way.
@@geneoakley update on this geeks, as of July 21, more and more collabs and clips do suggest more that Dizzy IS Sakana's wife. For me, the smoking gun was this very stream of Dizzy and Sakana where at the end, Dizzy mentioned about her purse, in banter context. You don't casually say that to your "friend" or "cousin". Also, those Ka-Ching! and the like type of RECENT streams, and Vtubers like Shiina (who first said that Sakana is married) giving more hints, all just gave it away.
@@slavemi3018 welp, that makes too much sense. lol Looking back, why else would Fishman choose her to vent privately to back when the girls were going on an uprising against him.
Fastest clipper in the west
Thank you, uwu apple princess
I'd bet Dizzy IS Sakana's wife. XD
Fastest Ego searcher in phase ❤️
@@slavemi3018 the biggest PC rrat
The last best hope for an idol in Phase
Sakana disappearing after being asked to compliment his wife...
Dizzy absolutely confirmed for Fishwife.
The conspiracy of them secretly being married continues.
@@Alargator doesn't matter, they probably bang behind the scenes.
And... IT SHOULD BE ME, NOT HER 😭😭😭
@@MickGriddle In the end, it turns out it was Ember all along and Dizzy was just trying to do her friend a solid.
Followed by Dizzy ending the stream because the Feesh is gonna spend time with his wife...
So instead of graduation Phase talents are sent to the warehouse.
Is that where Yuri is? Lol
They are ground into coffee.
Phase Soylent is made out of people.
We had basement guy with gaijin now we have warehouse woman 😂😂
@@karenstarrNah, Yuri is doing ok as an indie
@@MSnow-pu4qs can i know her ytb channel name pls?
Sakana's shattered Idol Dreams are what makes phase great.
His true dream was selling coffee anyway.
@@lonelystrategos and Marine, dont forget about Marine
Whatever happened to his dream of having a team to play League of Legends with?
His true calling is warehouse management
Thought his dream was having friends to rp as starcraft turrets with
“I need to find a worthy sad girl for training my children in the ways of the warehouse. My eyes are on yuu currently.” -sakana probably
Well, Sakana found his sad girl already. He's married.
I only realized after the fact but Dizzy was actually probing Sakana with the question of having kids.
He seemed pretty responsive to it.
@@NuryPPanaligan Even though we've never heard a word from her, we know his wife is the saddest girl, because she's married to Kevin.
Sakana: "Lia is weird enough, we don't need another weirdo Lia"
Lia: "Emotional Damage!"
Every time I hear Sakana's real name,
I'm reminded of that Game Grumps story where Danny had this King Kong sized cockroach just standing in the hallway leading to his apartment. And it wasn't intimidated by anybody.
He named it Kevin.
Wait kevin is his real name? I thought she just made it up lol
@@Mrfrezz100 there's a link to his Linkedlin account with his real name and face on the phase connect website
You can clearly see it from his LinkedIn posted in the company website lmao
@@Mrfrezz100 Yep, Kevin Li, I think.
Game Grumps? Pfft. Real men watch Oney Plays.
We never see kevin's wife and dizzy in the same room.
Dizzy = kevin's wife
I’ve never seen Kevin and his wife in the same room either. You know what that means
@@San-nj8fj self pegging
"Say something nice about your wife" - Dizzy really is direct when fishing (HA!) for compliments
No joke, Sakana has really come along way. When he was first interviewed it was all corpo speak. These days he's way more relaxed. He's on his path just like his talents.
I think him and Dizzy knowing each other for years before Phase could be a factor, which is also why she calls him Kevin
Downwards straight down.
@@Zulkussduring the first interview Pippa called Sakana Kevin too
Sakana's children watching a pippa stream is going to trigger his Oppenheimer moment
5:14 my headcanon here is Dizzy slapping sakana on his fish face
She plapped him!
They're so comfortable with each other.
That's what love is all about.
They’re not beating the married couple allegations
That's gonna be hilarious if wife is sister of dizzy
They have more brother-sister energy to be fair.
I feel like they're related by blood.
They talk like either siblings or cousins.
@@ShayminPunk64 kinky
Fishman got RKO's when he said "oh man" about saying something nice about his wife.
"Lia is weird enough, we don't need another."
I feel that's probably the logic he used when Kirsche applied. "Oh god, not another Pippa!"
Which fair enough pippa is pippa enough
I swear Sakana is just a corporate version of Vedal
1:40 - 2:08 100% what the tutel would say 🐢
Vedal has 2 daughters and a harem
Sakana is stuck with a bunch of crazy sisters
Dude how? Vedal have female friends that are **somehow** rizzed by him. Sakana have female patients that constantly break down and shout at him 🤣
@@MihaelGeng I think it's makes perfect sense why they are rizzed by him.
@@omalleycaboose5937 British and programmer buff. I know. 😂
@@MihaelGeng I mean in part but also he has a "daughter" which makes him cute. And his Chad I don't care and rebuff your advances energy.
"All you do is get on stream and tell people that I'm gross"
Feesh: "Am I lying tho?"
Sakana is so increibly based planning out a retirement or transition plan for his "idols" if they ever decide to retire. Like how pro gamers eventually transition to manegerial jobs within the pro gaming scene or something similar
There should be a PhasePharm, perhaps outside the warehouse. Let them all roam free and frolic when they've done their time
Dizzy is the wife
first wife
The fish wife
Nah, she feels more like a close friend, she mentioned that her nephew was dressed as H20 Sakana once for Halloween so I bet Sakana is friends with Dizzy's brother or something.
Also, Dizzy mentioned knowing Sakana since childhood so this is all a funny back and forth that's been going on for ages. Also, I really, REALLY doubt Dizzy and Sakana are married because zero chance in hell Fish man would have let his wife be weird in front of the internet.
Very important thing to mention, and why I believe they are not married.
"Dizzy is gross" -H20Sakana on Dizzy.
I would be so surprised if someday it was confirmed that she actually ISN'T the wife
@@OnePlayer480 what a world, when your childhood friend joins your vtuber company
Fishman leaving after telling him to compliment his wife you know hes been married for far too long 😂😂😂😂 thats the type of marriage i want
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Sakana.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the coffee, and that gorgeous voice. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
Absolute Kino
How’d you get into my journal? I don’t wanna share my Pookie bear, my glorious Oshi Sakana
lololololol
what on earth....
Least mentally deranged Sakana fan
SIGN LIA'S MOM! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, FISHMAN!
Lia's Dad would be cool too
not beating the Dizzy x Sakana allegations...
Dizzy IS the wife ❤️👍
3:26 All memes and jokes aside, WOW. This is a very responsible and caring answer. I am very much impressed with Kevin's ethics.
Proof that sakana just sucks at compliments, the man just left when asked to compliment his wife.
I was half expecting him to say "Im drinking my... tears..."-sakana drinking his tears from a Starbucks cup.
you can't spell "tears" without "Tea" 😉
0:55 Based take from the Fishman.
Good luck with that tho... unless homeschooled, that's gonna be TOUGH.
@@dorklymorkly3290 Looking back I think I was kinda lucky when cell phones weren't popular and iphone wasn't invented until I reached high school.
Generally it's based, but 18 is to excessive and does more harm than good. THey will not develop a good media competence that way. I would say 10-16 depending on their developement and gradually connected to their maturity.
@@dorklymorkly3290I mean he could mean smart phones so no social media at all
@@oppidumsaxacum I would say that 14 to 15 its a good age to consider given one to a kid, but below that its a waste of money.
And the reason is that most of the time little kids will either break it or lose it and will not be used for comunication.
If Phase Connect goes under, Sakana would atleast have bunch of mentally ill warehouse workers
I really like Dizzy's casual voice. I think it actually suits her model a lot more than her character voice.
Kevin Fishman is a great addition to the roster.
fishman just keeps getting catfished...
poor guy
Bro Fishman is too chill
Left without complementing his wife, so people will not be able to track who she is by comparing with that section in the AMA stream with Jely and Shiina... Smart move, fishman, smart move.
My man low effort clip speedran making this clip o7
Now im just imagining them with that one art of dizzy and sakana where hes a realistic fish
Dizzy does not beat the Sakana's wife allegations with this one
This sounds like a clip from Bob's Burgers, " Family, I love you, but YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE."
His name is Kevin? I did not expect such a normal name for this man
Sakana really wanted to go back to his Warehouse Kingdom after this🤣
@2:43 Well he can't blame us she was like that when we found her.
Sakana hear me out for the Tea Concept: Uruka Jasmine Tea, Himemiya English milk Tea, Jelly Lemon Tea, Clara apple peach Tea
Just imagining the entire current Phase line-up working in the warehouse after Sakana demoted them to hire newer, younger talent.
Kevin is just so amazing.
Need that Phase Tea. Also tea bags specifically have the ability to put on designs helping promote the brand better.
4:10 Imagine if Yuri was working in the warehouse this whole time she was gone 🤔
Dizzy HATE (Love)
Who is kevin? This is fish man
"No internet until they are 18." MEGABASED. I knew there was a good reason Sakana was best girl.
“I suck at dealing with women’s emotions”
- Kevin “h2oSakana” Li, 2022.
*KEEEEEEVIIIIIN*
-King Jellyfish
He doesn't even sell a fishman tea
This is a legendary clip
I keep thinking of Ghidorah's third head Kevin.
“This company is about keeping happy....
You gross woman.”
We need phase tea next please
dizzy is sakanas wife at this point
Dizzy almost always looks sad or distressed... wish I could hug her
It really was the perfect way to end that stream.
Dizzy is holding his family hostage. That is the only sane conclusion from all available sources.
I'll call him Kevin Sakana
Honestly, Sakana is more interesting than most of his talents. You go, you cutthroat fish man.
Rin mama model soon
2:47
Upon knowing this, he yet still clings to that idol dream. It's time to let it go Kevin...
😂
Kevin sounds kinda like a fun boss to work with.
Kevin should have his own fish form.
damnit fish man the fans demand lia sister and rin mama
Good decision, don't let them become the brainrot of a media society this year... Generation has become 😅
LIA, the first member in NYC brought the dream back. LUMI & LIA solidified it at the 2024 VTuber awards.
What is the Clara apple princess clip from?? it's soo good
KEVIN
Best CEO
BASED TEA DRINKER
Jelly based af lmao
I feel like Sakana is pretty much just a more energetic Vedal
Phase Connect has no filter
... Or they do, but it just didn't work every time.
are they all secretly unhinged from phase connects reputation or is this just the natural state of the vtuber and pther companies just coerce them harder 🤔
I somehow feel like they are in-laws or cousins and Dizzler is good friends with Fish's wife
wait are they actually married though?
Sadly, no.
No, Sakana is married to someone unrelated to Phase
Nope, pretty sure the Fish woman is completely disconnected from Phase considering it was mentioned that she actually gives Sakana 'the eye" when he invests a lot in Phase and he immediately counters with gifting her stuff to quell her silent rage.
1:58 sound like what the N company would do
Nah that company straight up says no and bills you for daring to ask and start harassing you in trying the long sleep
Sakana just dips.
Damn I guess they really are married lol
who's Kevin
I mean Dizzy *is* gross. Thats just a part being Canadian.
Oh she must be new?
Wait sakana is married is this strue
Whyd she have to call him Kevin today?
Does he support the catboy nekocide?
If he's even remotely serious about letting them work at the warehouse he unironically is better than most American bosses.
Hmm... Know what?
I kinda want to see Sakana talk to Vedal. I feel like they'd vibe together.
its true...Matcha sucks
I'd bet Dizzy and Sakana are married, they're juz playing us all like fiddles.
Nah, it feels more like the trope about the childhood friends who never really liked each other so the kid banter never ended and just evolved into mutual trolling so they keep messing with each other. So it ends up feeling like sexual tension to outsiders but it is actually just a cold prank war between two people. And the winner of each battle is the one who gets mad first. It's a baiting game.
That... Fits Fishman.
Also remember, despite being married, Sakana himself is known to have zero tact with women (outside his wife I guess, lol).
@@OnePlayer480He can't even compliment her. Which... I guess there's hope for everyone if he can get one.
They are likely related to each other, either his sister, or cousin or some other kind of blood relative who used to shit on each other as kids, & still do.
If I didnt know he's married, id confuse Dizzy's relationship with him as intimate too, just in a hatefuck kinda way.
@@geneoakley update on this geeks, as of July 21, more and more collabs and clips do suggest more that Dizzy IS Sakana's wife.
For me, the smoking gun was this very stream of Dizzy and Sakana where at the end, Dizzy mentioned about her purse, in banter context. You don't casually say that to your "friend" or "cousin".
Also, those Ka-Ching! and the like type of RECENT streams, and Vtubers like Shiina (who first said that Sakana is married) giving more hints, all just gave it away.
@@slavemi3018 welp, that makes too much sense. lol
Looking back, why else would Fishman choose her to vent privately to back when the girls were going on an uprising against him.