Shinri and Hakka discovered the INDONESIAN WAY of taking a SH*T!【Josuiji Shinri | Banzoin Hakka】

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @May_l3n
    @May_l3n 6 месяцев назад +518

    the way hakka described the “waterpark for the little guys” and as an indonesian myself BRO MAKES ME SEE SHIT ON ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE 😭😭

  • @kanzaki2672
    @kanzaki2672 6 месяцев назад +535

    "You have to make it slide."
    Hakka, did you face the wrong direction ...

    • @justawanderingoldman7699
      @justawanderingoldman7699 6 месяцев назад +50

      Exactly my thought lol

    • @ZeroXSEED
      @ZeroXSEED 6 месяцев назад +94

      That's normal for anyone ever been to Japan. The sliding supposed to prevent splash....
      But for Indonesian, if you don't plunge it you're doing it wrong.

    • @raisakbarhayi7318
      @raisakbarhayi7318 6 месяцев назад +32

      If it won't slide and got stuck, it'll disgusting to looking at

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 6 месяцев назад +11

      Beberapa orang emang suka duduknya lebih maju
      Soalnya takut kena cipratan pas tainya nyemplung
      Coba aja ke wc umum, kadang2 ada serpihan yg masih nempel di bagian panjangnya wkwk

    • @Buttsob
      @Buttsob 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@tristan6509does indonesian toilet water shallow? Cuse malaysian toilet water is so deep in the pipe there wont any splash

  • @rizqiefajar
    @rizqiefajar 6 месяцев назад +325

    Most Indonesians have been taught that your left hand is your potty hand while your right hand is your polite hand that you use to shake hands, eat, etc.

    • @adintosh
      @adintosh 6 месяцев назад +13

      Countries that have been influenced by Islam religion do the same.Im from Kazakhstan, Central Asia, same thing with hands lol!

    • @ardibetrayal3493
      @ardibetrayal3493 5 месяцев назад +9

      But hey if your left hand doesn't work because of injury or you are left handed feel free to use right the point is just wash your butt

    • @RRed19
      @RRed19 Месяц назад

      Oh Indonesia will be hell for me if I go there (Am left handed)

  • @dekze262
    @dekze262 6 месяцев назад +146

    the is the way INDONESIAN NEVER SKIP LEGS DAY.

  • @MaplePatricia
    @MaplePatricia 6 месяцев назад +104

    Their ID trip will make it easier for them to experience other SEA countries at least 😂

  • @TheSSR_
    @TheSSR_ 6 месяцев назад +108

    Nah bro its not only an 'Indonesian Thing' its fairly common in South East Asia like Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore, Philippines and etc

    • @shiroyuki8339
      @shiroyuki8339 6 месяцев назад +2

      what? How common tourists see food cart get shooing by police and back after 15 minutes? 😳

    • @sanchikotjendrakasih9138
      @sanchikotjendrakasih9138 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@shiroyuki8339 maybe it is about the toilet.

    • @yezki8
      @yezki8 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@shiroyuki8339SEA people are just different

    • @firdanharbima6997
      @firdanharbima6997 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@sanchikotjendrakasih9138both mostly except Singapore

  • @akitohimenokoji
    @akitohimenokoji 6 месяцев назад +185

    4:08 Ayo was Hakka saying he Gopnik squats? Heels high western spy heels down comrade found cheeki breeki!

    • @ZxosGamer
      @ZxosGamer 6 месяцев назад +14

      And remember, always look out for Vadim

    • @ZeroXSEED
      @ZeroXSEED 6 месяцев назад +5

      Ayy blyat

    • @crackedstar9992
      @crackedstar9992 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hv you guys seen his eyes reveal LOL

    • @raymond3384
      @raymond3384 6 месяцев назад +2

      Oh I have seen his eyes lol

    • @Magirusthirtytwo
      @Magirusthirtytwo 6 месяцев назад +1

      Now i wish hakka travel to eastern europe

  • @M4SKED2001
    @M4SKED2001 6 месяцев назад +180

    It's funny because this is actually one of the best ways to take a poop. Having your legs at a 90 degree angle is one of the easiest ways to use the bathroom

    • @vazhdrevo
      @vazhdrevo 6 месяцев назад +29

      90? isnt that like normal seat toilet pose

    • @5012khgia
      @5012khgia 6 месяцев назад +45

      90 is a normal toilet seat

    • @bluemorpho3221
      @bluemorpho3221 6 месяцев назад +16

      90 degree is normal toilet seat ma guy

    • @ErgoProxy12345
      @ErgoProxy12345 6 месяцев назад +12

      90 degrees is way too hot! Especially in celcius!

    • @Grionlam
      @Grionlam 6 месяцев назад +19

      Maybe like 120°

  • @ZeroXSEED
    @ZeroXSEED 6 месяцев назад +100

    Squat toilet is healthier for your system (the posture makes it easier to get out) but many Westerner thing they're gross (not unreasonable) and difficult to do (don't skip leg days). Anyone been to Japan probably be more understanding of this since Japan still have some squat toilets in public bathrooms.
    Also "Hakka need to made it slide" means he used the toilet backward, you supposed to plunge it directly...

    • @tadanarilee6003
      @tadanarilee6003 6 месяцев назад +36

      Squat toilet gross?
      But when you use squat toilet, your bum (or any other parts of your body) doesn't touch the toilet, except your sole, that's also if you actually don't wear any footwear. And sitting toilet, your bum and thighs literally touch the toilet

    • @TF_NowWithExtraCharacters
      @TF_NowWithExtraCharacters 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@tadanarilee6003 I've heard that a lot too. Cos tbh it looks primitive ("just a hole on the floor") compared to a seating toilet. And since they aren't used to it, they're more likely to lose their balance while squatting and end up accidentally touching stuff.
      Also, with a squatting toilet, once you're done you're kind of confronted with what you produced. Seating toilet you can avoid seeing anything.

    • @vera_light
      @vera_light 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@tadanarilee6003 It is still very gross for me, although I'm a sea.
      It splashes all the way out.
      Only when the seated toilet cover is closed down when flushed, then it's the cleanest.
      One can always use regular tissues or wet tissues to wipe the seats.
      Some public toilet have some shampoo/sanitiser prepared for the seat's wipe as well.

    • @sanchikotjendrakasih9138
      @sanchikotjendrakasih9138 6 месяцев назад +8

      It is not convenient for senior citizen especially for people have bone problems.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters You mean you don't intentionally inspect your product? I always do before I flush. It has helped me detect when something was wrong a few times.

  • @Grionlam
    @Grionlam 6 месяцев назад +56

    There are multiple styles when you release the drop packages in Indonesia. It depends on what type of person you are and the toilet you use 😂

  • @deepfriedbananane
    @deepfriedbananane 6 месяцев назад +69

    The poseidons kiss is too real😂

  • @5012khgia
    @5012khgia 6 месяцев назад +79

    4:00 slav squatting*

    • @penyu1913
      @penyu1913 6 месяцев назад +4

      gopnik not gulp nick lol

  • @torromukadars3306
    @torromukadars3306 6 месяцев назад +23

    "diusir satpol PP" moment lol 😂

  • @BobbyDGamer
    @BobbyDGamer 6 месяцев назад +37

    Aye @SHark ch. ya need to buy me a new keyboard , That one text about Hakka need to slide the shit on the thumbnail got me spat out my drink!!! AHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! I can't breath!!!

  • @Mordred14394
    @Mordred14394 6 месяцев назад +6

    i was with shinri with that whole "what" replies to whatever hakka is saying 😂😂😂

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 6 месяцев назад +9

    *"And if you close your eyes"* the food carts are back!! They probably just do a lap xD
    This is why we need to practice squats, it'll make us strong! 🤣

  • @FreyjaWion
    @FreyjaWion 6 месяцев назад +30

    Squat toilet is kinda rare these days,you can found it everywhere on late 90s to early 2000,but after that the number of squat toilet keep decreasing.
    even though there's a lot normal sitting toilet now, lots of locals who are used to squatting,still squat when using the sitting one. need to maintain balance and have your foot firmly grip the toilet bowl edges which lead to another new skills. lol

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 6 месяцев назад +14

      It's not because they're used to squatting, but because the toilet seat on public toilets are really disgusting
      I prefer squating toilets for public restrooms because your cheeks wont touch the piss covered seats.

    • @FreyjaWion
      @FreyjaWion 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@tristan6509
      nope. Some of my friends still squatting in their home. that's why I call it as a habit
      do you have a beef on me or what?

  • @sky8769
    @sky8769 6 месяцев назад +34

    As someone who has very bad dyslexia the make an L thing has never worked for me. I've decided I'm going to get a tattoo of an L on my left hand and a R on my right

    • @boots1622fan
      @boots1622fan 6 месяцев назад +2

      your dyslexia makes it hard for you to know what L looks like? i thought dyslexia is just you look at a word and the letters switch around

    • @sky8769
      @sky8769 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@boots1622fan I struggle knowing which way it faces

    • @boots1622fan
      @boots1622fan 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@sky8769 ohhh... yeah that might be a problem.

  • @babbelbubbla
    @babbelbubbla 6 месяцев назад +18

    Ify if you are travelling in the country side or small villages in China also squat toilet with no seats.....

    • @tadanarilee6003
      @tadanarilee6003 6 месяцев назад +13

      I feel like Japan and China (don't know about Korea) been using squats toilet (which is proven better way of poopin). And then they adopted the sitting toilet

    • @bluecat6902
      @bluecat6902 6 месяцев назад

      Squat toilets are a thing outside of indo too? I never been outside so i wouldn't know😂. I like seated toilets better though. Im scared of slipping while squating, wouldn't wanna land on my shit😂

    • @babbelbubbla
      @babbelbubbla 6 месяцев назад

      @@bluecat6902 in more modern squat toilet
      (like mall) there is handle bars on the sides.

  • @Gigastro
    @Gigastro 6 месяцев назад +2

    The ladle and bucket combo is pretty easy to use, unless you are a bit bigger sized (either height or weight) relative to the toilet, and maybe the space between your bottom to the wall.
    You let the water run down from your lower back (real close to the bottom), or from your crotch. The important part is managing the force. Dont pour the water too fast to avoid splashes, but not too slow so that its less effective. If you are worried the water didnt pass through the "bottom canal", then stick your bottom a bit higher and try again (though this may pose more risk of splashes. Be careful)
    Obviously dont let the ladles get dirty. Other than that, use your left hand, and make sure to wash your left hand on the same toilet with water from the ladle you pour using your right hand afterward.
    (some people dont dont do this and rinse their hand on the wet floor in public toilets. Be very careful and rinse the floor before and after you use the toilet.).
    In regards to cleanliness the water from the ladles could easily wash off most of the stuff, as your left hand is simply to make sure, or wash when a liquid soap is available (obviously applied prior to your little expedition).
    Due to this, i used to not know how to use a toilet paper, unless its for like drying after the procedure.
    I'm sure people have varying methods to clean themselves on a squat toilet, but this worked for me all my life lol

    • @salat_32
      @salat_32 6 месяцев назад

      💀💀💀

  • @anro_gaming
    @anro_gaming 6 месяцев назад +3

    your left hand is for doin the dirty deed, and the right hand is for good deed 😅

  • @gamdanyunizar7849
    @gamdanyunizar7849 5 месяцев назад +1

    taking sh*t while squatting is better than sitting fyi, you don't have to squeeze as hard, some guesses it's human's natural position.

  • @WesM369
    @WesM369 6 месяцев назад +8

    Squad -> Squat*

  • @dustycoal183
    @dustycoal183 6 месяцев назад +3

    A lot of modern restrooms now use the modern toilet. I once tried a squat toilet but my pants were too stiff for me to do that, and the stall itself is pretty cramped. Sometimes the bucket and ladle are used to flush the toilet as well if the flush function is broken.

  • @stridergeny5906
    @stridergeny5906 6 месяцев назад +3

    Weird, I've never used or seen one of those toilets before. I'm from Puerto Rico and all we have are regular toilet seats

  • @diostone6975
    @diostone6975 6 месяцев назад +2

    "it's a lot of fun" after describing potty squat is so funny to me lol

  • @simplycookie3315
    @simplycookie3315 6 месяцев назад +4

    Man from Malaysia this is surprising very different, we still have a squat toilet at almost every public toilet alongside the other types, but the most basic toilet squat or sitting will usually have a hose connected to a focet that you grab and aim wash the filth in the crack alongside wiping it bare with your legt hand, unless it's a badit i prefer the previously mentioned method better, still they are foreign so perhaps they did have these but these two never considered using them

    • @ryoumakoushiro7447
      @ryoumakoushiro7447 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wait, WHAT?! I defo would choose squat toilet over the sitting one

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 6 месяцев назад

      Those bidet sprayers are very common with sitting toilets here but very rare for squatting ones
      The places with squatting toilets typically does not have a water pump so the water coming out of the faucet has very low pressure

  • @Jazmin-yv8cr
    @Jazmin-yv8cr 6 месяцев назад +12

    HAKKA WTF AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

  • @Setsuzation
    @Setsuzation 6 месяцев назад +3

    4:02 I think he said "slav squatting"

  • @museless_art
    @museless_art 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:32 that long pause lmaoooo shinri is flabbergasted

  • @gaming1zanagi-1999
    @gaming1zanagi-1999 3 месяца назад

    And this is why us Indonesian has a well toned legs XD

  • @yannnskuyy_
    @yannnskuyy_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    i hate that the fact i can imagined it. LMAO

  • @ivanpaijolin9128
    @ivanpaijolin9128 5 месяцев назад

    Boy I wonder what their reaction to jumbleng would be

  • @suhben
    @suhben 6 месяцев назад +8

    Squat toilets are singlehandedly gatekeeping me away from visiting SEA lmao

    • @colex110
      @colex110 5 месяцев назад

      More reasons you should do leg day

  • @velfare
    @velfare 6 месяцев назад +1

    Make sense to avoid the Poseidon kiss 😂

  • @daisangen2559
    @daisangen2559 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:09 its gopnik squat

  • @perthtanavee
    @perthtanavee 6 месяцев назад

    It's midnight and the bed is shaking cuz i can't stop laughing at them talking about the squat toilet

  • @jack-exzolt9858
    @jack-exzolt9858 6 месяцев назад

    Japan and even back in South Korea, where I was from has them. I didn't know Indonesia also has them.

  • @yamiRic
    @yamiRic 6 месяцев назад +1

    Okay.. so for the Elysian, please don't be afraid. You can just hold it and go to nearest mall because they will have clean sitting toilets there and free. No need to learn about squat trick as even I have not mastering it yet lol.

  • @breakdancingcat
    @breakdancingcat 6 месяцев назад +2

    help they're experiencing real street indonesian😂

  • @vert1811
    @vert1811 6 месяцев назад

    That is why they are called "kaki lima" wich literally mean "five feets", because how mobile and fast those seller goes

  • @yudistiraliem135
    @yudistiraliem135 5 месяцев назад

    You know it’s newbie foreigner time when they mentioned toilet tissue instead of using three shells which is more efficient

  • @Oiki_chan1221
    @Oiki_chan1221 5 месяцев назад

    I always forgot foreigners dont have squat toilets😭😭

  • @bakk3731
    @bakk3731 6 месяцев назад +33

    i thought everybody could do that squat, is it really a thing you can only do if you practice/do it a lot?

    • @firenter
      @firenter 6 месяцев назад +14

      It's mostly genetic, you can practice it but for some reason some people groups just have an easier time of it than others

    • @Arcbuncle
      @Arcbuncle 6 месяцев назад +20

      Pretty much, habituation is the key. in most of Asian countries we basically doing it since we're toddlers, adapting our lower body parts that needed (hamstrings, ankles, glutes etc) to squatting as time goes on.

    • @susanokami3453
      @susanokami3453 6 месяцев назад +4

      The Asian squat requires ankle mobility to some extend which some pp lack

    • @mundylunes7755
      @mundylunes7755 6 месяцев назад +8

      My buddies in the army were so fascinated when I do the Asian rice patty squat and not fall over.

    • @Koronium
      @Koronium 6 месяцев назад

      As someone who just started running again, after almost a year. I can say my ankles are on fire from having no flexibility or strength.

  • @yezki8
    @yezki8 6 месяцев назад +1

    In indo, try wash your ass instead of using toilet paper. Its game changing

  • @m.thoriqazis1920
    @m.thoriqazis1920 6 месяцев назад

    never skip legs day

  • @eidrag
    @eidrag 6 месяцев назад +6

    bring portable bidet

    • @prometheus1815
      @prometheus1815 6 месяцев назад +3

      Most places in Asia has a form of bidet, which is also called a water hose lol. But if not that then a bucket of water and a water ladle.

    • @eidrag
      @eidrag 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@prometheus1815 I know, I am SEA. But I saw this portable bidet powered by battery, you just fill it up with water and it will help do the spraying water, so if you used to water hose but find yourself going to place without it, it's a qol improvements

  • @skyproject7282
    @skyproject7282 6 месяцев назад

    shinri keknya dri negara tropis ya suka makanan pedas

  • @iitkass
    @iitkass 6 месяцев назад +1

    hakka?? 💀

  • @japhahimura4212
    @japhahimura4212 6 месяцев назад

    I like to squatt init for 1hr until I can't feel my legs:D

  • @Laury2Seas
    @Laury2Seas 6 месяцев назад +6

    Josuiji_Shinri.ExE has stopped working.

  • @erialbar
    @erialbar 6 месяцев назад

    Asian squats
    Hwhwhahwhwhwhwh

  • @throttlestraw
    @throttlestraw 6 месяцев назад +5

    i dont understand how outdonesians have the strength to walk for miles on end but cannot handle squatting toilets while indonesian would be out of breath after like 3 or 4 miles of walking xD

  • @whydnt
    @whydnt 5 месяцев назад

    Do you record it, show us

  • @gu_won5149
    @gu_won5149 6 месяцев назад

    what's Poseidon's kiss btw? i didn't get the ref lol

  • @tadanarilee6003
    @tadanarilee6003 6 месяцев назад +7

    Not really "Indonesian way" Actually, even the Japanese use squats toilet

    • @FreyjaWion
      @FreyjaWion 6 месяцев назад

      it's originally comes from Japan. the toilet brand that Indonesia use also Japan brand Toto

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@FreyjaWionsquatting toilets was not invented by japan, it goes back to the stone age when people would dig a hole and squat to go poopoo.

    • @FreyjaWion
      @FreyjaWion 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@tristan6509
      to be exactly I mean the squat toilet in Indonesia. not about the ancestral mumbojumbo.

  • @crimsonch686
    @crimsonch686 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂

  • @tobubiify
    @tobubiify 6 месяцев назад

    Huh? LATAM doesn't have it?

    • @susytdu3584
      @susytdu3584 6 месяцев назад +1

      I’m from LATAM & I’ve never experienced squat toilet in normal places!
      If it’s like in the far far countryside or at a beach sometimes tho !

  • @kiaconkbodho35
    @kiaconkbodho35 6 месяцев назад

    Squat toilet is good.
    Tbh, i also do squat even on sitting toilet and having cigarette time.

  • @shafyra-en5jr
    @shafyra-en5jr 5 месяцев назад

    NGOMONGIN TAI ANYINK

  • @sonofsueraf
    @sonofsueraf 6 месяцев назад

    This is just me but Shinri's getting more comfortable with the boys, his tone sounds higher than I normally hear him.

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 6 месяцев назад

    I wish I had a squat toilet at my house. More than a good position to poo, it's incentive to never give up leg day.
    Bidet hoses rule.

  • @adintosh
    @adintosh 6 месяцев назад

    We have squat toilets in my country, in areas around villages, roads, etc you name it.I HATE THOSE AND IDC ABOUT WHAT YOURE TELLING ME (im talking about commenters who said that it’s actually healthy and etc) THEY RUIN MY LIFE ID RATHER DO MY THING IN THE BUSHES!!!Hear me out (not the weird hear me out) the toilet is so smelly and nasty that fertilizers have produced wildlife there, not kidding, there are spiders, flies everywhere AND ITS HARD TO DO THE THING, WHY?
    1) YOU CANT DIRECT THE PEE, IT DEPENDS ON YOUR LUCK AND HOPE TO NOT GET YOURSELF WET
    2) IT SMELLS SO BAD THAT YOUD RATHER DIE CHOCKING AND NOT BREATHING!
    Maybe only we, fellow citizens of kazakhstan have those nasty ahh squat toilets and other squat toilets are fine, don’t know