There's no alcoholics in Ireland!
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- The raving lunacy of Sir Stevo Timothy aka the infamous Farmer Michael:
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America: Gay alcoholic
Ireland: Flamboyant Singing-man character who's fond of a pint
As an Irishman I can say that I am a flamboyant singing-man
@@weepinangel4485 But are you also a "devil for the drink?"
@@ShuffleMasta no I just have a pint or five every other night
@@weepinangel4485 five !
@@weepinangel4485 five a mere taste of it that tis. when you start real drinking will join you.
Hes a 90 year old irishman in the body of a 30 year old
AYD3N T too true
AYD3N T hes like a childish 90 year old in the body of a 30 year old 😂😂😂
All I can think of is FECK, FECK, PISS 'ELL. DRIIIIIINK!!!!!
He's obviously not being serious, and is imitating old Irish people. I do it myself
You mean 9?
"He's just fond of a pint or two", yea but it's whiskey.
Same
Well what can ya say, he's just a character.
Hahahahha my lordy boy that's the Scots got the Scotch Whisky Ireland just had and Irish sized pint of Guinness..that's 5L a point dontcha know
There a problem with whiskey friend
low alkohol whiskey
Joseph:
1. He likes a pint or two
2. He's fond of the drink
3. He's a devil for the drink
4. He's a character
#notanalcoholic
Just as funny as the video itself :D
Repeat this every morning in front of the mirror:
"I am not an alcoholic. I'm just a devil for the drink."
He's a singing fella
hes a drinkin man
Der's no gays in Ireland, der's no drunks in Ireland, der's flamboyant singing men, and men who are fond of the drink.
😂😂
What about gay alcoholics??
@@ShuffleMasta Ders no gay alcoholics in Ireland. Read me lips champ
@@ShuffleMasta The singin men who are fond of a pint!
Oirland 👍
She has one of the most gentle and pleasant voices ive heard.
Makes makes her crazy husband's voice stand out even more!
yes!
Unlike him
@@assu4lt u kidding, right?
Love me an Irish accent.
*THEY DON'T WASH DISHES ANYMORE*
maybe their just fond of the drink.........
I'm a woman who is constantly washing dishes lol...
@@Jpbremner NOOOH!
Erin Flaherty Well, that's normal how it's supposed to be
Erin Flaherty you’re a good women then! Not like these lazy American women that can’t even cook.
"They get nOOOtions-"
Lol, my favorite bit of truth ever dropped.
@@sambarillas1062 stated not dropped
They don't even haf to wash dishes anymoar!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@swanningabout Go re-read the dictionary definition of "dropped." One of them is this: "informal: mention in passing, typically in order to impress."
Every other person here is trying too hard. It’s like a lasagna with autism. Or just lasagna, which also usually can’t navigate social interaction gracefully.
Fun fact:
The Irish accent actually sounds like a really well spoken upper class English accent. It's just that no one's ever been able to catch any footage of a sober Irish person on camera due to how rare it is.
This is 100% true from the age of about 10 or so you’ll never see any footage of an Irish person speaking sober but if you look at young Irish children who haven’t yet been blessed with alcohol you can hear the English in them. Very scary stuff
@@Jessica-jr2ir And that's why they drink.
Fucking hell it's that bad?
I mean the way you put it sounds like you're tryna catch a very rare black panther in its natural habitat 😂😂
I am offensive! hic I find this Irish!
This section was so fun
"And when everyone's alcoholic.... no one will be."
-The Irish
I love the way he says no at the end
I'm fond of a pint.
'Noeoooooo!'
_Nœ_
@@dr.spaghetti1973 Ok.
He's a devil for the drink ha ha ha ha
Jaaay J what does that mean??
@@creedbratton2094 that youd go through hell for your drink haha
@@theomeester90 oh thanks mate
Yup say divil not devil its like saying heck instead of hell or gosh instead of god
I'm just a character...
No alchoholics there because that implies you drink too much, which can't happen in Ireland.
Quite right
Bet why
When i was.a kid this old timer Priest would always tell the church openings about his trips yearly to Ireland he would bring 2 suitcases one full and one empty but some how both full when he returned..
@@felixfischer312 sounds like the perfect smuggling mule. 10000 benson and hedges and 4 hail marys
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics goes too meeting.
Here's a good joke:
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Edit most likes ive ever gotten, thank you internet 😻🦊💜
Robert Ray I’m Irish
@@danielstopps As am I.
I'm not Irish and I'm here to say that was funny
What for? He must not have had an open tab, pour fellow.
Yeah and he not drunk like ya Americans who drink until they can't move
I love Michael's confidence about how being a "Devil for the drink" Is the absolute valid argument.
Relatively.
I guess when everybody's an alcoholic nobody's an alcoholic.
Interesting dp
You described hundreds of years of Russia
🤯🤯🤯
@@randomnamesoicanfindmyself3123 The whole world is russia now, fucking covid communism.
Philosophical.
if friends and family ever try to pull an "intervention" on you, this is the man you want in your corner.
“So none of them are alcoholics?”
“NOUH”
“None of them have problems?”
“NOUH”
Nouh
NOUH!!!
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙
Me: what is your blood type?
Irish population: Guinness
How do you recognize an Irish kid ? Ask him or her "who do you like best, your dad or your mom ?" If he answers "BEER !", he's Irish… (I'm outta here…)
There a actually two boodtypes, guinness and whisky
Ahh! But Liffey Guinness not 'London'. 😀
LOL! I was in a pub in Cardiff in November and the bouncers were trying to explain to this guy that he'd been cut off at the bar because he was drunk. He told the bouncer "You dont tell me Im drunk, I tell you! Im Irish and I know when Im drunk!". Funniest guy ever
“Patrick’s not an alcoholic, he just loves his daily sip!”
He sounds so Irish that he sounds Italian
Yeah lol I thought that too. Started to morph into super Mario for a second.
Exactly what I thought haha
That”s more because of the enormous amounts of underlying Catholicism
Carlo Geeno no
Handsome Squidward Yes
I’m dying. They have notions because they don’t do the dishes any more and they turn to the drink. 110% Irish
Kathleen: “Well mayb-“
Michael: *”N O H”*
He's actually quite handsome but I'm not gay, I'm just a flamboyant singing man.
The guys in Ireland are always like that! ❤️
yeeees it's nice to be flamboyant singing man 🤟🤟
"Not an alcoholic, just fond for a pint"
As an Irish man, I can confirm he is speaking the truth
I was under the impression he was speaking Irish.
I played and sang Irish music in Irish bars every single weekend for a year, every weekend a different bar in the 5 boroughs of NYC...and they treated me like gold, I love the Irish and always will and this guy is bringing it all back, how a lot of them SHOUT WHAT THEY believe, and ye just let 'em go off and you stand back and watch 'em wind themselves into a frenzy! GOD BLESS THE IRISH.
You lucky basterd ! I learned meeself how to sing Irish songs, but…
Amen deirhart!
God bless you I wish I could hear u sing one of the songs ! Is their one u recall you liked to sing....
sure, but you're talking about yankees
So Ireland’s all singin’ men and characters, interesting.
as an Irish person I can confirm its all true
They are also fond of a pint or two
Are you planning an investigation on ireland?
I remember as a child in Western Ireland on holiday, the local village from the farm we stayed in (which was a 5 mile walk through forests and peat bogs) was a nice small village , it had a grocery store, an undertaker and 13 pubs, and that was it :).
And the chipper van comes on Saturday nights
No alcoholics in Ireland. Watched this so many times and nearly spat my tea 😂
+merilanewell don't waste precious tea!!!
merilanewell if it's Yorkshire tea you're destined for hell lol
RicardoD957 Nah lad. Barry's tea.
Right, "tea" you alcoholic 😁
What's the big deal with Yorkshire tea?
The old joke goes: Why did God invent whiskey?
ans: To keep the Irish from taking over the world. :D
Feck off Irish people are not alcoholics the Americans are
@@Odran4837 that may be true, but we like our opium and prescription pills too
@@Odran4837 guess who a large amount of Americans are decended from
@@spartanx9293 their are more Irish In the u.s. than in Ireland
I thought it was so that fugly people could get laid ?
Ireland 🇮🇪 and Poland 🇵🇱 can shake hands on that 100% . No alcoholism in either of these countries at all whatsoever 😂😂😂
I am so glad I just discovered this guy! In my family of people, some of whom are "fond of the drink", the motto is, "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem."
Ireland’s starting to make a lot of sense to me now
I can't tell if this is acted or not.
Neil Shanahan Eat a snickers
It's acted yeah xD
MadnZz At least somebody can reply to the comment reasonably
Peter Bennett I didn't even notice them. Don't let crappy people get to you. They're like that because their life sucks 😂
It's acted
Love this guy. Grew up a Bronx Irish Catholic, and it never really leaves you. Very fun, lighthearted, kindly people, who like to drink and punch other people in the face is all.
But you got to be willing to be punched in the face and not snivel.
Next time my family calls me an alcoholic I'm saying I'm a character.
The more I see of this guy...the MORE I like him.
Micheal just described everyone in my Southern family. 😂
Not like your family in Idaho.
He's a divil for the drink 😂😂😂
"Oh jeez I believe that!"
They're just drinking lads, Kathleen!
I used to have a drinking problem, but now I just love the stuff.
This bloke is, without a doubt, one of the funniest fecking blokes, iv'e ever seen.
May the good lord, watch over and protect this precious soul and do the same for the delightful lass, with whom he keeps company.
These two characters make life a joy to experience.
May they both be safe, well and happy.
Bob. Australia.
That’s a delightfully composed blessing! 😂
Pretty much Ireland 50 years ago around 1916 oh wait
fracture Wasn't that America in 1916,
50 years ago...?
Lol I don't get it... I'll admit it
S3VEN That was the year the Irish rebelled against British rule but the British crushed the Irish combatants.
That's a 100 years ago
“Devil for the drink” is gonna be part of my vocabulary now
Ah bless him, he’s filled with positivity.
I suffer from depression. I put your channel on to cheer me up 🙂 I can't stop laughing. I'm a Scots Proddy 🙂
You should try heroin 👍
I love Still Game. The Scottish are very funny too.
Irish living in Scotland.
The Irish and the Scots have the best Craic in the world!
Came across this from the "No gays in Ireland" video. Was pretty sure it's some good ol' fashion sketch comedy, but your dedication is so convincing. Love "Farmer Michael and Kathleen," you guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and satire, it's greatly appreciated, now more than ever.
"Some people die of thirst, the Irish are born with it"
Spike Milligan, "Pukoon".
"well maybe they're just fond of the drink-"
"N O U H"
"ohok"
"Joseph's nothin but a character!" LOL!!!!
I can't tell if this is real or he's doing a bit, but god damn he's one of the funniest men I've seen on the internet
How can anyone not like the Irish? They are super good!
The most common Irish drinking excuse is, "Sure, it's a special occasion!"
Yes, even at funerals....
The difference between an Irish wedding and Irish funeral is one less drunk.
A good funeral is better than a bad wedding
Dropping a bottle. That is alcohol abuse.
"He's fond of a pint is what Martin is!"
These videos popped up randomly on my youtube and now I can’t stop watching them
Oh my god I love this man.... Brother... If I ever see you in a pub I will buy your table a round or two.
I love how stubborn and argumentative this man is. He reminds me of ME!
This reminds me of my hubby...he puts on an Irish accent and calls himself Shamish and talks about needing cobblestone. Drives me nuts.😭
😂🙏🙏🙏
Their voices contrast beautifully
This is riveting. Such accurate observation and chanelling of a personality...Bravo
My favourite Farmer Michael video of all time!!
“What about Sean then?”
“Well Kathleen about Sean that lads a teetotaler, you’ll always find him watering down his drinks he puts tonic water in his gin and juices into the vodka.”
“Juices Kathleen you can’t even really taste the alcohol, no wonder he can drink 8 or 9 of them in a night!”
Absolutely priceless. Sure everyone knows there are no Alcos in Ireland Only lads fond of a drink Write.
In England the words
"He's fond of the drink" comes up quite a bit
I’m O’Neill in London and my brother in Cork this means a lot to me he’s in his 70s I’m in my 60s and I remember the woodbine cigarettes and the arguments in the mark 3 ford cortina back in the late 60s and 70s …. Brilliant.
Could listen to that accent all day. It's beautiful 😍 beats my northern British accent any day
Love the way he blurts out "NO"
by far one of my favourites!!
I read every comment in Irish after watching these vids.
This was the first video I watched and I’ve been hooked ever since! Thank you for all the laughs you’re the BEST!!!!! 💚💚💚
My dad is 80 in November he's from connemara in Galway this is like watching his old friends god bless them,
This guy would be one of the best people to have as a friend 😂
"Tom likes a pint or two but that's about it." Jeez Kathleen leave Tom out of it lol
Well, he did not say how many times in the day, innit ?
You’re not an alcoholic in Ireland, you get your own special title
Man of sense and character. Also drives a Saab. You have my respect.
This made me laugh. Just the way he turned round and said "WHAT?" at the start just tickles me.
Semi-related piece of knowledge: my family was watching a documentary on Irish pubs. There was this one guy who raised the price of his pints 10 cents, and everybody in the pub was complaining about it. So he said, "fine, anyone who can tell me the price of a loaf of bread can have all their drinks free tonight." No one could tell him the price, and he said, "So you know the price of a pint of beer, but not the price of a loaf of bread?" And one guy chimes in, "well, I'm not eating 7 or 8 loaves of bread a night, now am I?" That's A GALLON OF BEER A NIGHT!!! I KNOW SOME OF THE STUFF SERVED IN IRELAND ISN'T THAT BAD, BUT HOW DOES THIS GUY STILL HAVE A LIVER??? In conclusion, there is definitely an alcohol problem in Ireland.
Nouh, you just don't know how one's just fond of a pint.
7 or 8 pints ?
Bloody lightweight dragging down our average
This guy: enough about women’s rights, let’s discuss women’s wrongs.
I dont have a problem with my drinking. others have a problem with my drinking. Problems are always brought in by others.
I moved to Ireland an year ago and this is very accurate.
I just discovered these videos and is exaclty what I need haha, why is this guy so funny?
This has proper Spanish subtitles LMAO. Thanks to whomever did that.
This man deserves a grammy
A "devil for the drink" "character, NOT ALCOHOLIC" women get "notions" lol! NO!! 😂😂 I have Irish ancestors and I think the way with words to make something sound nice/fanciful is in the DNA.
This guy is my new role model... He is awesome !!!
I absolutely adore both of you.
I need 2 remember this for AA...Im Fond Of a Pint..and a Devil for the drink And a Character..lol😂😂😂😂😂
I'm crying right now this is so funny.
the woman is so cute it kills me
This literally sounds like people of my Irish-American grandparents' generation sincerely explaining away genuine alcoholism, and only succeeding to convince each other.
Alcoholism will not Kill you but being a Drunk will..clean and sober 28 years today...
yours very truly Alfonso Cantu
Hes a devil for the drink but not a alcoholic, he likes a pint or two.
When everyone's an alcoholic, no one is. Right?
Michael - *"there's no alcoholics in Ireland"*
My uncle Joe who's Irish: *passes out drunk in his food*
These 2 should be on tv on a half hour sketch show.
I just found this channel and I love it! Also, as I catch up on the videos, I cant help but mention this guy knocks it out of the park with his shirts lol! This is the 4th one ive seen that is just BA! Impeccable taste in shirts my friend! I cant say it enough lol...
Thank you 😊
@@SirStevoTimothy no thank you, been laughing forbdays now AND enjoying a little fashion...touche' 😉😁