Fern Brady - Comedy Up Late 2018 (S6, E11)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июн 2018
  • #FernBrady would rather be Jewish for a few reasons. Melbourne International Comedy Festival's Comedy Up Late. Recorded at the home of the Festival Club, Max Watt’s for ABCTV.
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  • @lazyboi9982
    @lazyboi9982 6 лет назад +1689

    "This little fetus grew up and got opinions of her own"

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 5 лет назад +11

      Had to pause the video to laugh more! That is a fucking killer line haha

    • @snackman94
      @snackman94 4 года назад

      Just dripping with irony.

    • @supimpanda2312
      @supimpanda2312 4 года назад +2

      That's me vs. My opposite political view point, homophobic, racist parents

    • @snackman94
      @snackman94 4 года назад

      @@supimpanda2312 Define racist....

    • @snackman94
      @snackman94 4 года назад

      @@supimpanda2312 Not really what I meant, but okay.

  • @blueandgreenslacks
    @blueandgreenslacks 6 лет назад +1556

    Gawd I love her accent.

    • @Link_Says
      @Link_Says 6 лет назад +1

      ÆONSONE noooope. Lol. Scottish accents are groooss. Also my mum is scottish so i can say this :p

    • @mmill7189
      @mmill7189 6 лет назад +6

      ÆONSONE then you'll like mine I'm Scottish too

    • @variansloth
      @variansloth 6 лет назад +15

      agreed always liked the way scots talked

    • @anutpalgogoi9741
      @anutpalgogoi9741 6 лет назад +32

      Linz Says no you can't

    • @hotpranat
      @hotpranat 5 лет назад +2

      Man I hate it

  • @plasticvideo
    @plasticvideo 6 лет назад +745

    "Amazing for my skin" that was soooo good.

    • @maggiestreet7831
      @maggiestreet7831 6 лет назад +5

      I didn't get it?

    • @Matt.62
      @Matt.62 6 лет назад +77

      Maggie Street Catholics are often taught not to use contraceptives, so they often resort to pulling out. The joke was a reference to the idea that semen is good for skin, so practicing “Catholic contraception” is amazing for her skin.
      That was a weird explanation to type 😅

    • @kingofdogs49
      @kingofdogs49 4 года назад +2

      @@maggiestreet7831 it was subtle yet sweet

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 4 года назад

      Matt S I feel like it’s just perfect that this comment now has 69 likes (thank me later) :-)

    • @chikeneu131
      @chikeneu131 Год назад

      @@maggiestreet7831 too innocent learn when ur older

  • @Sky-zr2tg
    @Sky-zr2tg 5 лет назад +539

    [Doing a cheeky little dance] "This lil fetus grew up and got opinions of her own"

  • @drdassler
    @drdassler 6 лет назад +581

    Found by accident. Quite impressed. I'll watch more from her.

    • @morganstarchild3103
      @morganstarchild3103 6 лет назад +1

      drdassler me too

    • @drdassler
      @drdassler 5 лет назад +6

      Seen lots more of her. Best female comedian of her generation. If it wasn't for James Acaster I might not use the word 'female'.

    • @shockmesherlock6084
      @shockmesherlock6084 5 лет назад +1

      Found by accent you mean (i'm sorry)

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 5 лет назад +1

      drdassler, same hear! I’ve been a top supplier of Catholic Beauty Products since 1992!!

    • @SmithCommaBenjamin
      @SmithCommaBenjamin 4 года назад +1

      There isn't anymore. She never made it past having a 15 minute comedy set.

  • @gabriellekelly3141
    @gabriellekelly3141 5 лет назад +59

    “Ugh this one’s broken” 😅

  • @alecnewman6052
    @alecnewman6052 5 лет назад +74

    i dont know what i love more, the jokes written on her palm or her accent. she funni

  • @tinaloye2014
    @tinaloye2014 6 лет назад +839

    She's 32? She is right about the secret then!

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 лет назад +3

      i can provide free samples, but you need to pull it out of me

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 5 лет назад +20

      calvi in california don't be lazy

    • @kennythekoala4759
      @kennythekoala4759 5 лет назад +11

      calvi in california Your sample machine is way too small, you’d be lucky to get even three little droplets to try out. 1/10 stars.

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 года назад +1

      I can attest to this 100%...an I can say it without self interest cos its my mum's face

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +1

      Jesus, Tina, quit smoking and drinking, you’re not supposed to look old at 32

  • @jutre6045
    @jutre6045 5 лет назад +410

    She sounds like alcoholic granma that your other granma never wants to visit.
    .
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    And I LOVE IT

    • @tobymaltby6036
      @tobymaltby6036 4 года назад

      Well, at 32 she is certainly old enough...

    • @hannahnewnham4220
      @hannahnewnham4220 4 года назад

      Grandma

    • @calhta
      @calhta Год назад +1

      @@hannahnewnham4220 Thankyou, that was painful to read...twice.

    • @elianasrv
      @elianasrv 5 месяцев назад

      @@tobymaltby6036how old are you? xD

  • @FishGuts92
    @FishGuts92 6 лет назад +323

    I love her humour

  • @ImmortalXuMiao
    @ImmortalXuMiao 6 лет назад +364

    Fern u make me feel less dead inside

    • @martha881
      @martha881 5 лет назад +5

      Couldn't have said it better

  • @scarymonsterer
    @scarymonsterer 6 лет назад +310

    what an amazing observer of human nature

    • @zionakinjide650
      @zionakinjide650 6 лет назад +7

      When you pay attention to people you shake your head and absolutely worry for posterity...

  • @gregusmihai
    @gregusmihai 6 лет назад +162

    Fried check-in.

  • @avantgardeaclue
    @avantgardeaclue 5 лет назад +57

    The Scottish accent just works for comedy. No matter what you say it just sounds funnier in that accent.

    • @MarkOfArgyll
      @MarkOfArgyll 4 года назад +3

      Often was asked to say "curly wurly" to amuse my English colleagues.

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's true, but also a Scott can sound quite terrifying, too.

  • @proudpancake3441
    @proudpancake3441 6 лет назад +231

    Love her accent, love her sense of humour

  • @sarahdactyl2180
    @sarahdactyl2180 5 лет назад +34

    I love her accent. She’s hilarious. She’s gorgeous. Might be my new fav :)

  • @Brucessary
    @Brucessary 4 года назад +26

    "What's your confirmation name?" ROFL

  • @VoxUrania
    @VoxUrania 5 лет назад +10

    “Have you met most people?” 🤣

  • @deeliciousplum
    @deeliciousplum 5 лет назад +47

    I am in awe. Wonderful, weighty, and empowering comedy.

  • @DrMcFly28
    @DrMcFly28 Год назад +13

    She's terrific, but I'll be honest that accent is so awesome I could listen to her reading a grocery list for 7 minutes

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 года назад +34

    I love how she always closes with "I've been Fern Brady"

    • @weird2928
      @weird2928 3 года назад +3

      And that usually sounds like i've been fair and pretty which she actually is

    • @as3609
      @as3609 Год назад +1

      It just makes me wonder if she's still Fern Brady

  • @aellalee4767
    @aellalee4767 6 лет назад +8

    Love this set. It's my favorite I think.

  • @alliblackman5020
    @alliblackman5020 6 лет назад +11

    She's AMAZING.

  • @chloepekel
    @chloepekel 6 лет назад +29

    That first line!! Nailed it 😅

  • @PIXELEDsamm
    @PIXELEDsamm 5 лет назад +78

    I'm not sure if it's just because I'm drunk and high but this girl is funny af.

    • @AnishShresthaonRoll
      @AnishShresthaonRoll 5 лет назад +4

      Profile pic checks out

    • @adamcoe
      @adamcoe 5 месяцев назад

      it's not, but also not a bad idea anyway. with ya 5 years later mate

  • @OmgItzNay
    @OmgItzNay 6 лет назад +18

    omgosh i love her

  • @marvelousmrsnunya
    @marvelousmrsnunya 5 лет назад +2

    She's so funny 😂😂 so happy I came across this one!

  • @ifrog92
    @ifrog92 6 лет назад +26

    So good 👌🏽

  • @Kaziklu
    @Kaziklu 5 лет назад +93

    When I was in my 20s I had long hair, had a very feminine wiggle to my hips and often stole my female roommates heeled boots to go to the club. I also had long side burns and a van dyke. I walked past a white hip hop bar and three guys outside yelled at me (they didn't see my face I am assuming) "Hey, Elvira come here I've got a pearl necklace for you" I turned around and said "What?" the shrieked "OMG it's a dude" I'm pretty sure one of them threw up. It was a proud moment. I never doubted Cat Calling again.
    Then again I've been cat called by women. Drunk Women are like Men but super filthy but much more articulate.

    • @dionisiojunioroliveira3110
      @dionisiojunioroliveira3110 5 лет назад +3

      I'M DYING!

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 4 года назад

      Lol wtf!!??

    • @hannahnewnham4220
      @hannahnewnham4220 4 года назад +7

      Statistically women are less likely to pray on boys tho, like you don't usually see a group of thirty years old women cat calling a fourteen year old boy. Where as I'm fourteen and I've had men blatantly staring and calling at me.

    • @ivymoody4238
      @ivymoody4238 4 года назад +1

      @@hannahnewnham4220 I feel if I didn't live in the middle of nowhere I would have the same experience, cus I'm 14 as well, but I look 16 as I'm tall and curvy, but I live in the country and my family knows almost every single person on our road.

  • @Asade-br7jd
    @Asade-br7jd 5 лет назад +135

    chacken

  • @leishayoung4124
    @leishayoung4124 4 года назад +3

    Very good! Loved it!

  • @ravenclaw.glader9954
    @ravenclaw.glader9954 6 лет назад +3

    I love her sm

  • @marQP2
    @marQP2 5 лет назад +58

    I heard "Fair & Greedy" instead of "Fern Brady" lmao. I love the scottish accent but sadly my ears aren't as used to it as I'd wish they'd be.

  • @leftfootmoreright3304
    @leftfootmoreright3304 5 лет назад +5

    just here for the accent - love it!

  • @falconbright661
    @falconbright661 5 лет назад +3

    Great comedian the lady always makes me laugh.

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 2 года назад +3

    Fern is beyond brilliant; she's brave and very funny. Her take on politics such a satisfying aspect of this set. She's honestly hilarious.

  • @wallyraza3419
    @wallyraza3419 5 лет назад +3

    Holy moly she's hilarious!!! 😆

  • @iamcornelia
    @iamcornelia 6 лет назад +6

    Top class 🙏

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 года назад +2

    Fern always makes me laugh

  • @cindygiesbrecht3146
    @cindygiesbrecht3146 5 лет назад +84

    She's right about the button on the train. People are always pushing it before its on. I think it's the hope that the second it does light up their finger is already pushing it and the door will open faster??

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 5 лет назад +10

      Where I live, the buttons light up once you've pressed them, so it should be pretty clear to anyone standing there that, yes, the door is going to open as soon as it's been unlocked. And yet people push the button again, often multiple times.

    • @hulabulia1329
      @hulabulia1329 5 лет назад

      I just hold it down and it opens whenever it can

    • @geministargazer9830
      @geministargazer9830 5 лет назад

      Cindy Giesbrecht I’m the kind of person that keeps pushing a button, it’s more just something to do while you wait. I like to push buttons, it’s kind of a tactile thing like those fidget spinners (when they’re actually given to people who need them).

    • @RacingPepe
      @RacingPepe 5 лет назад

      Yea that stuff really gets on my nerves. Just like people wigglin their knee repeatedly when sitting down. It's such a nervous weird habit and people hate when you point it out to them too. Just stop it then..

    • @wayde5545
      @wayde5545 4 года назад

      People who stand up on airplanes even before the doors have opened should also not be allowed to vote

  • @gillygerbs5984
    @gillygerbs5984 5 лет назад +2

    I'm in love.

  • @blissclair9743
    @blissclair9743 6 лет назад +17

    She's my favorite stand up comedian

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 6 лет назад +6

    Worth a flight to Melbourne to see her live :) So funny

  • @thefudgestix
    @thefudgestix 5 лет назад +3

    I LOVE FERN BRADY!

  • @Synochra
    @Synochra 5 лет назад +3

    man she's great

  • @MajinTalon
    @MajinTalon 4 года назад +1

    This woman is bloody excellent. I wish I caught her visits here, up until an hour ago I didn't know she existed

  • @annebaiel
    @annebaiel 5 лет назад +1

    This is the best gig.

    • @annebaiel
      @annebaiel 5 лет назад

      Yep. So dark and accurate.

  • @roberthunt1540
    @roberthunt1540 5 лет назад +1

    Now tha's a fouine young leddy! Very talented!

  • @kooale
    @kooale 5 месяцев назад

    Lovely!

  • @cryss5824
    @cryss5824 5 лет назад +1

    Beautiful lady + Great sense of humour + Scottish accent = The greatest thing in the world

  • @parkjammer
    @parkjammer 5 лет назад +4

    A fan 'o Fern! Always nice to hear something fresh from this brutal truth-teller!

  • @GiladGur
    @GiladGur 5 лет назад +1

    It is so sweet that she has notes of her gig on her left palm...(have you noticed?)

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 года назад +1

    "I've been Fern Brady", love she always ends with that.

  • @dandygirl6
    @dandygirl6 Год назад +1

    they need to give her a nice long special

  • @musty129
    @musty129 5 лет назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @MrEndada
    @MrEndada 5 лет назад +8

    I love ya Fern! You make me sick laughing! I’m an Irish guy and you crack me up. In Ireland cling film was an Irish answer to an Irish problem -no condoms - dah!

  • @Ayberch
    @Ayberch 4 года назад +1

    She's fantastic

  • @martha881
    @martha881 5 лет назад +95

    *"you don't have legal abortion"* WE DO NOW!!! WOOOHOOOOO 🤩😅😆😝✌👌

    • @nathanwinters2400
      @nathanwinters2400 5 лет назад +12

      @altkovac No dearie, we're losing a mass of cells called a fetus. Life isn't sacred and neither is the human race. :>

    • @kuropotato8097
      @kuropotato8097 5 лет назад +4

      ​@@Kevin-jv7mz Hey bro. Ever heard of a condom? Its alot cheaper than an abortion.
      It's funny how people get so butthurt when someone voice their opinion. A couple can use a condom, pullout, or simply use pills. They have have so many options to prevent pregnancy. Why don't yall just admit that you value that 3 second of ecstasy more than what would have became a full walking breathing thinking human being. Cruel Bastards, prefer murdering an innocent life just because they can't take responsibility for their actions.
      To put it bluntly: If u so fucking poor, Don't go in raw u daft cunt.

    • @kuropotato8097
      @kuropotato8097 5 лет назад

      @@Kevin-jv7mz I wrote a whole paragraph to try and explain my point on how abortions are cruel, and are only there because people get piss drunk and wake up the next morning with a mistake in their life. But then I realized I don't live in the US, so why should I care what yall do with your babies. Have a good day sir/mam.

    • @bubblegummel
      @bubblegummel 5 лет назад +5

      @@kuropotato8097 i value a naan bread more than a fetus so yeh

    • @multidimensionalhypercube
      @multidimensionalhypercube 4 года назад +1

      @altkovac it's not losing a life, a foetus before 27 weeks cannot feel pain, it's basically a lump of cells at that point. It cannot think, it isnt sentient, it's as sentient as a brick wall.

  • @Brainfryde
    @Brainfryde 5 лет назад +3

    I've been preached at and still found it funny :) A clever lass, hope we see more of her!

  • @leilaazimi3606
    @leilaazimi3606 5 лет назад

    i love how she always writes her cues on her hand

  • @bensmith6554
    @bensmith6554 4 года назад +1

    Definitely a top!

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 5 лет назад +3

    She's great

  • @robot7759
    @robot7759 4 месяца назад

    Brilliant Fern.

  • @mehAudio
    @mehAudio 3 месяца назад

    Tbf, I keep pressing that train button so the people behind me shut up who are convinced I am willing to miss my station just so they miss theirs, too.

  • @Alexandra_Wolf
    @Alexandra_Wolf Год назад

    This is so true. I’m Jewish and I grew up in a town with only one other Jewish person. So when I went to college and everyone was Jewish, every time I met a guy or girl they were shocked by how excited I was. There is a comfortability in dark neurotic Ashkenazi humor, the importance of education, and you knew the guys were circumcised.

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 5 лет назад

    Pretty Great stuff

  • @dmgsoultogetherness6667
    @dmgsoultogetherness6667 Год назад +1

    "ma tummy" bless

  • @Lijoje
    @Lijoje 4 года назад +1

    She’s the best!

  • @robot7759
    @robot7759 4 года назад

    I wanna be a banana! "Have you met most people?" 😹

  • @Icanfigureitoutintime
    @Icanfigureitoutintime 4 года назад

    I'll bet she gives great hugs.

  • @blaustein_autor
    @blaustein_autor 5 лет назад +13

    "I've been fair 'n pretty" ... wait what? Oh she said her name...

  • @mercedes3585
    @mercedes3585 5 лет назад

    she's hilarious XD

  • @TheTibetyak
    @TheTibetyak 5 лет назад

    I loved her accent. I couldn't understand it, but I still loved it. Closed Captioning didn't do any better.

  • @carlosf3421
    @carlosf3421 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious. She came out swinging.

  • @Marqui91
    @Marqui91 3 года назад +1

    I do this job cuz I'm dead inside 😂

  • @stevenhoman2253
    @stevenhoman2253 5 лет назад +2

    top comedy. Scottish babes are very together.

  • @Pailgingerman
    @Pailgingerman 2 месяца назад

    Fucking legend mate. Well on ya

  • @johchadow
    @johchadow 6 лет назад +7

    She gets me.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 3 года назад

    she was great

  • @r_kajane
    @r_kajane 4 года назад +1

    Watching this after her Live in Apollo -- can really see the difference in her stance and delivery. Love her nonetheless!

  • @crumbsies
    @crumbsies 5 лет назад +1

    She's so funny and most ppl are idiots indeed lol. and oh.. I love her accent soooo much.

  • @patriciagodula9848
    @patriciagodula9848 5 лет назад

    So much burn haha

  • @NSixtyFour
    @NSixtyFour 4 года назад

    FRIED CHECKIN'

  • @JackRabbit002
    @JackRabbit002 4 года назад

    Lass is funny man! With her gravely tones.... They sound so course but real

  • @tommo9176
    @tommo9176 5 лет назад

    city of brunch? ill take that!

  • @greenteaandcigarette
    @greenteaandcigarette 5 лет назад +1

    love. her.

  • @veero8130
    @veero8130 5 лет назад +3

    Oh boy it's so hard to understand her, but the parts i get are pretty funny xD

  • @empress_highpriestess3307
    @empress_highpriestess3307 5 лет назад +36

    Wanting to know the name of her lip stains..on point gorgeous!

  • @wolfheart8604
    @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +12

    My family originated from Scotland and my Uncle has a thicc Scottish accent so I’m able to understand what she says. It’s a blessing and a curse.
    I’m the one that has to translate Scottish text to my friends(usually American friends).

    • @justinperez493
      @justinperez493 5 лет назад +3

      It didn’t seem to hard to understand. Once or twice did I have to rewind to decipher but she dictates very well.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад

      @@justinperez493 She does!

    • @ivymoody4238
      @ivymoody4238 4 года назад

      I've never had a problem, I mean my grandpa's Irish but he's never had much of an accent just slang like the way he says potato and tomato, but I've never had a problem with accents, I've watched a few videos with people with even stronger accents and it's gets a little harder to understand but she's very easy to understand

  • @justabitofamug6989
    @justabitofamug6989 4 года назад +1

    I was cat called when I was 12, and never since. I peaked at 12

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 6 лет назад +6

    she is funny.

  • @1234smileface
    @1234smileface 5 лет назад +112

    We have abortion now in Ireland

    • @kurtstergar1042
      @kurtstergar1042 5 лет назад +6

      Anal or oral!

    • @nkfanning
      @nkfanning 5 лет назад

      James Connolly 1916 like they said we have abortion in Ireland, north is irrelevant

    • @dominicclarke4000
      @dominicclarke4000 4 года назад

      @James Connolly 1916 eh we don't really care about the North here

    • @dominicclarke4000
      @dominicclarke4000 4 года назад

      @James Connolly 1916 OK I don't know what fuckin irish people you talked to but we hate the northerners they come down to our country and complain about shit for no reason don't bother try telling me I don't know irish people fuck you are probably from the North and one more thing about the North they feel the need to remind everyone about the troubles and how the british treated them well guess what fucko my da was in the british army

    • @SuperNovaJinckUFO
      @SuperNovaJinckUFO 4 года назад +1

      Congrats! We no longer have it in the US

  • @lavonaffair
    @lavonaffair 5 лет назад +6

    Saw her just before Frankie Boyle at Glasgow recently. I knew then I'd seen something special. :)

  • @frankmackenzie8163
    @frankmackenzie8163 5 лет назад +1

    fucking top notch

  • @movader
    @movader 5 лет назад +1

    Beautiful and funny....plus the accent.... ooooh love her

  • @victaorp1
    @victaorp1 4 года назад

    Love her accent

  • @vshah1010
    @vshah1010 4 года назад

    1:00 Her left hand has writing on it.

  • @vagrantmessiah
    @vagrantmessiah 5 лет назад +3

    I think I just fell in love with her just a little bit

  • @emmaporte5535
    @emmaporte5535 5 лет назад

    What a fucking champion

  • @kimhusband9632
    @kimhusband9632 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂