Johnnyelbow (banned from tiktok) the original clip

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 Год назад +36849

    he looks male, female, young, old, friendly, hostile, joking, serious, all at the same time

    • @natalierozean5989
      @natalierozean5989 Год назад +2

      That’s what I said. I thought he was a girl until I read comments. Hes a weird androgynous…Not Annie Lennox or Jeffery Star androgynous… but like a cartoon or no….a Jabba the Hutt androgynous?

    • @briangatt2956
      @briangatt2956 Год назад +331

      Female what? Though😂

    • @tomchrisfield7348
      @tomchrisfield7348 Год назад +712

      "It's Pat".

    • @kha7705
      @kha7705 Год назад +568

      😂❤ dude you are 100 percent right 😅

    • @Slicksparky
      @Slicksparky Год назад +167

      Precisely

  • @nicklorizio8273
    @nicklorizio8273 Год назад +7545

    These are the type of characters I wanna see in GTA 6

    • @mattykirk2875
      @mattykirk2875 Год назад +238

      I want this to be the main character

    • @cavemanmoses6169
      @cavemanmoses6169 Год назад +61

      In scarface, ps2, you can speak to one who loves hamburgers.....
      DON'T GET PREGNANT.

    • @See-through-The-Veil
      @See-through-The-Veil Год назад +22

      @@mattykirk2875
      He’s only available in Fortnite 😂😂😂

    • @LoriDawnLynn1981
      @LoriDawnLynn1981 Год назад +34

      The hills have eyes version

    • @reinarae7052
      @reinarae7052 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂😂 #Dead 👽☠️

  • @thecaynuck
    @thecaynuck 8 месяцев назад +6093

    This person's built like a MeatCanyon character...

  • @Markerface
    @Markerface 6 месяцев назад +816

    You can see his mind processing the flavor and saying I need to acquire these by all means necessary.

    • @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
      @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes 6 месяцев назад

      Addiction is real

    • @DT00322
      @DT00322 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Markerface i want to know what's up with the window

    • @Markerface
      @Markerface 5 месяцев назад

      @@DT00322 what window brother?

    • @Markerface
      @Markerface 5 месяцев назад +2

      Oh I see that a shade attachment that some older 90’ vehicles had it let you roll the window down while it was raining while not letting the rain in you could feel the breeze of a cool rainstorm while driving! 😊

    • @DT00322
      @DT00322 5 месяцев назад

      Ah now I see, I thought that was the actual glass window that had no lower half 🤐

  • @joeylittle3535
    @joeylittle3535 Год назад +17433

    When your family tree doesn't have any branches

  • @tobyrichardson5317
    @tobyrichardson5317 Год назад +5228

    Why do I get the feeling the cameraman doesn’t look too different

    • @flalien727tb3
      @flalien727tb3 Год назад +278

      I was thinking the same shit 😂😂😂

    • @user-redheadwithfreckles
      @user-redheadwithfreckles Год назад +323

      Whole entire car sounds like it!
      😂

    • @nickschiller1080
      @nickschiller1080 Год назад +45

      Exactly what I thought!

    • @elontusk9898
      @elontusk9898 Год назад +85

      It's his Brother/Father. He looks identical just older.

    • @mikeypotter5218
      @mikeypotter5218 Год назад +41

      Yoooo get outta my head...just hearing him speak, I felt that! 😂😂

  • @jordonlaur9643
    @jordonlaur9643 8 месяцев назад +2655

    If Patrick starfish was a real person living on land

    • @joe4921
      @joe4921 8 месяцев назад +41

      So fucking true

    • @pnklysmooth9888
      @pnklysmooth9888 8 месяцев назад +18

      It’s literally Greasus Goldtooth.

    • @seanpurdy2840
      @seanpurdy2840 8 месяцев назад +10

      Accurate

    • @PIeasantPain
      @PIeasantPain 8 месяцев назад +24

      🤣 most underrated comment... omg, I'm dead.

    • @hungg4469
      @hungg4469 8 месяцев назад

      He's built like big chungus.

  • @Jdj-nr2nw
    @Jdj-nr2nw 6 месяцев назад +159

    The arm to torso ratio is crazy

    • @danielduvall4154
      @danielduvall4154 2 месяца назад +4

      How the hell you talking about his arms and torso?? DO YOU SEE HIS FKN NECK😂😂😂

  • @Enginewhine
    @Enginewhine Год назад +9597

    Only person ever with no doppleganger.

    • @trenchk5933
      @trenchk5933 Год назад +136

      Wrong look up npc car salesman. You know you found the video when the guy keeps saying "come on down" no way that man has a doppelganger

    • @mikemartinez661
      @mikemartinez661 Год назад +19

      😂

    • @Ram-1231
      @Ram-1231 Год назад +68

      LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
      Dude this is totally underrated comment!!!

    • @chiprhoads
      @chiprhoads Год назад +24

      Corey Taylor has the same neck. I wonder if this fella (I’m guessing that is a he/him) has amazing vocal cords too.

    • @FiloBetto74
      @FiloBetto74 Год назад +4

      😂

  • @soupdrinker
    @soupdrinker 11 месяцев назад +6861

    Discord final boss

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 11 месяцев назад +58

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sforza209
      @sforza209 10 месяцев назад +27

      Hahahahaha

    • @EliVance2025
      @EliVance2025 10 месяцев назад +28

      That gone too far but funny lmao

    • @BR8DN
      @BR8DN 10 месяцев назад +21

      @Itszoleeehe’s a predator

    • @Iniquityslasher
      @Iniquityslasher 10 месяцев назад +39

      Reddit people

  • @lucax2300
    @lucax2300 10 месяцев назад +1944

    The way he awkwardly stands just beyond reach and eats their snack.

  • @armeniussun2394
    @armeniussun2394 6 месяцев назад +412

    I bet the amount of bullying and torture this guy has gone through over the years is unbelievable.

    • @morlarav602
      @morlarav602 6 месяцев назад +36

      why do you even ask? obviously, you can even see that shit in this comment section

    • @Buggyglazer
      @Buggyglazer 6 месяцев назад +73

      I mean he does look like a one piece character

    • @EstrellaRoja-c8o
      @EstrellaRoja-c8o 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@morlarav602
      Uhhhhhh I don't think the person was talking about now...from adults ....I think teenage years & prepubescent years by his/her peers ..

    • @amosmoses5630
      @amosmoses5630 6 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@EstrellaRoja-c8o im pretty sure they are talking about the guys entire life. And for you to suggest that the bulling as an adult is irrelevant is a big fuck you from me.

    • @GucciTearz
      @GucciTearz 6 месяцев назад

      @@amosmoses5630lmaoo you see how he acts? Obviously he needs more of it. Cry some more tubby

  • @ftx.ridicule5624
    @ftx.ridicule5624 6 месяцев назад +1687

    Bro tried them out first to see if the heist was worth it 😭☠️

    • @coke4574
      @coke4574 6 месяцев назад +6

      Mission failed..we'll get em next time,is what the driver is thinking.

    • @BOOMBAYAH292
      @BOOMBAYAH292 6 месяцев назад +5

      I’m ur 200th like!!❤❤

    • @Emoney559
      @Emoney559 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @prouddesk6577
      @prouddesk6577 5 месяцев назад

      @@coke4574npc

    • @GhoulsAndGoblins31
      @GhoulsAndGoblins31 5 месяцев назад

      lolololol

  • @anythingspossible.
    @anythingspossible. 8 месяцев назад +1437

    I will never complain about my shape ever again.

    • @hippydippydoodaa
      @hippydippydoodaa 8 месяцев назад +89

      Dude for real 😂😂 he's built like the Snapchat logo

    • @RazeX_editzz
      @RazeX_editzz 8 месяцев назад +17

      Dont compare urself to worse but compare to better and try to reach em

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 7 месяцев назад +4

      Fax I shaped like a damn rectangle but at least im not that.

    • @redcherry8137
      @redcherry8137 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@mythic_rl1196 don't do this, just work out and enjoy life

    • @RazeX_editzz
      @RazeX_editzz 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@redcherry8137 if you think that way your never gonna reach lvl of someone thats better than u wich means u wont better urself

  • @Stephillpotten
    @Stephillpotten 11 месяцев назад +5188

    He has a mullet because barbers don't know where his neck begins

    • @l666overlord
      @l666overlord 11 месяцев назад +73

      💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

    • @Patrick-hf5hr
      @Patrick-hf5hr 11 месяцев назад +33

      😂

    • @LdnbabyJ61xx
      @LdnbabyJ61xx 11 месяцев назад +25

      Fr tho 😂😂

    • @S1LLYZENN
      @S1LLYZENN 11 месяцев назад +12

      LOL

    • @iongamfong
      @iongamfong 11 месяцев назад +25

      That's not a mullet it's the way his/her hair grows down the necks😅☠️

  • @FortheLoveofItVibes
    @FortheLoveofItVibes 6 месяцев назад +19

    I don't know his story or what the purpose of this video is, but he's worthy of love. No different than anyone else.

  • @kh7955
    @kh7955 8 месяцев назад +1825

    You cant see the people in the car but by the sound of them they all look exactly the same. This has to be somewhere where a nuclear meltdown happened

    • @Perfectcell213
      @Perfectcell213 8 месяцев назад +38

      😭😭

    • @diji5071
      @diji5071 8 месяцев назад +56

      LoL or some crazy chemical run off in the area that went unaddressed

    • @Nutsacula
      @Nutsacula 8 месяцев назад +56

      Iowa, very close!

    • @jamescausey5888
      @jamescausey5888 8 месяцев назад +22

      Funniest shit I seen all day🤣🤣

    • @justman4891
      @justman4891 8 месяцев назад +15

      Fallout lol

  • @tomdabomb3457
    @tomdabomb3457 7 месяцев назад +1873

    Only person in history that could survive the guillotine.

    • @bradhiser9230
      @bradhiser9230 7 месяцев назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @johnjr757
      @johnjr757 7 месяцев назад +27

      😂😂😂😂 I just about pissed myself 😂😂😂😂

    • @skeletalwreck
      @skeletalwreck 7 месяцев назад +15

      boingotine.

    • @DB-er9lc
      @DB-er9lc 7 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YouTalkinToMeBro
      @YouTalkinToMeBro 7 месяцев назад +8

      You win comment of the year!!!😂👍

  • @Reinfarcements
    @Reinfarcements 10 месяцев назад +404

    The end is beautiful. The way his shirt flaps in the wind, the air of uncertainty as both parties evaluate the situation.

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 9 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JeremyD1
      @JeremyD1 9 месяцев назад +25

      Old western stand off for some corn nutz 😂

    • @colin884
      @colin884 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@JeremyD1 😭😭😭😭😭😭This shit had me howling

    • @eminemenem0504
      @eminemenem0504 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dyinnnnnn

    • @CleanerBeats
      @CleanerBeats 9 месяцев назад +2

      You got me bro😂

  • @VIOLETSYSTMS
    @VIOLETSYSTMS 6 месяцев назад +47

    I love the subtle “yoink!” When whatever that person is grabs the bag

    • @sirfoot3940
      @sirfoot3940 2 месяца назад

      He's chewing on the side with the good tooth

  • @algorithmicallstar
    @algorithmicallstar 9 месяцев назад +974

    This is like an intro to a horror movie when they get lost and pull up to a random house

    • @McFarlaneDragonClan
      @McFarlaneDragonClan 9 месяцев назад +35

      You're not joking. He should become a horror actor.

    • @robertgrover2725
      @robertgrover2725 8 месяцев назад +23

      The Hills Have Eyes

    • @franciscoacosta1667
      @franciscoacosta1667 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@McFarlaneDragonClanU too. Perfect horror actitude

    • @bensmithkent22
      @bensmithkent22 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@robertgrover2725bigger than their bellies

    • @ndantona92
      @ndantona92 8 месяцев назад +14

      “Driving around, huh?….”

  • @papercuts777
    @papercuts777 6 месяцев назад +333

    He faked them with Idle window conversation but was always focused on the nuts

  • @LP3me
    @LP3me Год назад +1542

    Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a neck wider than a head

    • @ricktaylor14001
      @ricktaylor14001 Год назад

      Guaranteed that’s some cancerous alien growth causing that… his whole body looks like it’s an infectious disease. All I could think of was something from Men In Black is gonna pop out of him! 😂
      We truly have STOPPED producing any men now, another 20 years from now there won’t be 8 ozs of testosterone between 50 guys. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ricktaylor14001
      @ricktaylor14001 Год назад +11

      @@gypsyqueen3806 🤪🤣
      Very on point!! I had forgotten about him! 😂👍🏼

    • @Yolanda-p8h
      @Yolanda-p8h Год назад +8

      Oh you mean like "Weird Science" Chet?😂

    • @leehannaford9166
      @leehannaford9166 Год назад +18

      Prime Mike Tyson 😳😁

    • @billgardner4043
      @billgardner4043 Год назад +5

      I literally pissed my pants reading this

  • @ojsefg
    @ojsefg 2 месяца назад +7

    Bro will never be hung. Immune to uppercuts too.

    • @b0xman935
      @b0xman935 2 месяца назад

      Hes also weirldy threatening
      At the end when everyone is silent bevause hes just standing there its so weird😂

  • @samuelbrothers1018
    @samuelbrothers1018 2 года назад +2972

    He is pretty strange looking but I'd like to see what kind of creatures are behind the camera

    • @_anthony_4712
      @_anthony_4712 2 года назад +145

      You assumed its gender... im reporting you!

    • @jongrotrian5067
      @jongrotrian5067 Год назад +107

      Indeed they sound just as confusing

    • @Zynith0
      @Zynith0 Год назад

      @@_anthony_4712was that a joke? I actually can’t tell. And if it wasn’t, you can’t report someone for assuming someone’s gender. Unless told otherwise, people are going to call you by the gender you look like. This person looks male, so people refer to them as male as they have not been told otherwise.

    • @trevorbowie1704
      @trevorbowie1704 Год назад +27

      One is a hobbit ironically named Mario.

    • @timbuktoo7050
      @timbuktoo7050 Год назад +3

      😂

  • @MrPumpweezy
    @MrPumpweezy 9 месяцев назад +2285

    They treated him like a safari animal 😂

  • @android142
    @android142 Год назад +1341

    Bro has flies orbiting him at all times

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 11 месяцев назад +83

      They thought he was a cow

    • @Yrewir
      @Yrewir 11 месяцев назад +29

      unusual effect: massed flies

    • @Eaglescout225
      @Eaglescout225 11 месяцев назад +36

      HAHAHAHA, he fuckin does!!! LMAO, When he steals the bag right quick, you can see them all scatter LMAO

    • @jeffburton2625
      @jeffburton2625 10 месяцев назад +10

      Doofy took a doodoo

    • @Ghost_X_Ghost
      @Ghost_X_Ghost 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@silkroad1201Nawwww bro😂💀💀💀

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 5 месяцев назад +9

    Its like CGI of a 90s cartoon about a dinosaur that disguises as a human.

  • @eray7232
    @eray7232 9 месяцев назад +1349

    I've never seen a build like this. My european brain can't comprehend

    • @_h2go_
      @_h2go_ 8 месяцев назад +163

      neither than our american brains can

    • @ThisAcountIsNotUsedAnymore_1
      @ThisAcountIsNotUsedAnymore_1 8 месяцев назад

      @@_h2go_When we, the Americans, can’t even comprehend the build you know it’s another level of obesity.

    • @e.k.izzle32
      @e.k.izzle32 8 месяцев назад +83

      yea my american brain can’t either 😂 that neck is throwing me off

    • @ThisAcountIsNotUsedAnymore_1
      @ThisAcountIsNotUsedAnymore_1 8 месяцев назад +87

      When the Americans can’t even comprehend it it’s a whole other level.

    • @PonyBoy1776
      @PonyBoy1776 8 месяцев назад +26

      Pretty standard for Europeans. Don't be so hard on yallselves

  • @nedkelly2625
    @nedkelly2625 Год назад +1474

    If Hollywood decided to do a live-action movie of Spongebob he could play Patrick.

    • @davidlore4775
      @davidlore4775 Год назад +74

      dont insult patrick lol

    • @Spititoutloud10
      @Spititoutloud10 Год назад +30

      He looks like a super mutant from Fallout 4

    • @brianbarquin362
      @brianbarquin362 Год назад +35

      Naa this Is the one that puts the pickles under his tongue

    • @rapstar877
      @rapstar877 Год назад +8

      It think it was "she"😂

    • @theidt925
      @theidt925 Год назад +4

      It's a she actually

  • @Ooofaa-Maa
    @Ooofaa-Maa Год назад +421

    He looks hungry and full, all at the same time.

  • @robertmorris3639
    @robertmorris3639 6 месяцев назад +51

    This is exactly why inbreeding is illegal 😮

    • @mike7652
      @mike7652 5 месяцев назад +6

      Try telling Europeans that. They keep giving them coronations and palaces!

    • @Idk12q
      @Idk12q 5 месяцев назад

      Well he wasn't inbred he was hit by a truck at a young age and became deformed

    • @0987__
      @0987__ 4 месяца назад +5

      @@mike7652you spelt Muslims wrong

    • @watchitdogs2280
      @watchitdogs2280 17 дней назад

      Muslims

    • @supremegodemperordonaldtru3563
      @supremegodemperordonaldtru3563 16 дней назад

      ​@@0987__ Both the same thing just different Abrahamic flavours lmao

  • @LilPitbuII
    @LilPitbuII 11 месяцев назад +437

    That neck has its own thoughts and personality

  • @ghike30
    @ghike30 7 месяцев назад +445

    "HOWS IT GOING ?" woulda been the last thing i heard in that town

    • @justicejames8023
      @justicejames8023 6 месяцев назад

      Funny how power lines and GMOs decimated DNA

    • @AK-de7jn
      @AK-de7jn 6 месяцев назад +2

      Why lol

    • @atune2682
      @atune2682 6 месяцев назад +7

      fuckn true bro hahahaha

    • @TravisBon615
      @TravisBon615 6 месяцев назад +8

      Bruh sounds like a serial killer

    • @ghike30
      @ghike30 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@atune2682 i just know there are body parts in his/her freezer

  • @alexanderherrera1287
    @alexanderherrera1287 Год назад +475

    The guy in the car was very smart he knew to bring snacks with him.

  • @forty4027
    @forty4027 Год назад +1269

    This is what 90% of OF subscribers look like.

    • @boilerhousegarage
      @boilerhousegarage 11 месяцев назад +40

      You made me feel so beautiful! 😊

    • @IloveJesus777j77
      @IloveJesus777j77 11 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsihcTdl30WWU?si=8fbrDeaD_KldDL7z​@@boilerhousegarage

    • @IloveJesus777j77
      @IloveJesus777j77 11 месяцев назад

      ​@Emma_Editzz8ruclips.net/user/shortsihcTdl30WWU?si=8fbrDeaD_KldDL7z

    • @IanVo235
      @IanVo235 11 месяцев назад +27

      99%*

    • @Diego-gw3jv
      @Diego-gw3jv 10 месяцев назад +4

      lol how would you know you fuck em haha

  • @williamholmes4515
    @williamholmes4515 8 месяцев назад +910

    When your family tree is a bush... 😂

  • @Dr.Randy.Butternubs
    @Dr.Randy.Butternubs 9 месяцев назад +127

    Imagine you were walking in the woods and saw Johnny sitting on a stump

    • @jessl1934
      @jessl1934 8 месяцев назад +4

      How would you see him? He'd be almost perfectly camouflaged.

    • @brandonconway3819
      @brandonconway3819 8 месяцев назад +8

      yoinks ur kidneys and runs away laughing at tremendous speeds

    • @MAD_KIOTTI
      @MAD_KIOTTI 8 месяцев назад +3

      I would be fucking terrified lol wtf is that

    • @Thebillionair07
      @Thebillionair07 8 месяцев назад +7

      “How you dooooin” in the middle of the woods lol

    • @YosideninjaTV
      @YosideninjaTV 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fuck that lol

  • @AdilX-oj8ng
    @AdilX-oj8ng 3 месяца назад +2

    bro built to survive car crashes

  • @westofeden23
    @westofeden23 7 месяцев назад +441

    "You gotta be quicker than that, buddy." Classic.

    • @Chripiter
      @Chripiter 7 месяцев назад

      Has to strategically eat those nuts with its 2 opposing teeth.

    • @hightonesdrifterkent6600
      @hightonesdrifterkent6600 7 месяцев назад

      the life and times of Johneyelbo.

    • @Uncoverthedark
      @Uncoverthedark 7 месяцев назад +2

      Bro started chewing before putting the chip in his mouth. He’s got Bluetooth chips

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Uncoverthedark yes, we've all seen the 'bluetooth' comment.

    • @keepherlit1320
      @keepherlit1320 6 месяцев назад

      He got buck teeth out of my 600 pound life

  • @Mike-Primus7777
    @Mike-Primus7777 Год назад +693

    This brings me back to the scene. Where Will Smith said, "In MIB YOU know those people when you're growing up and you could have swore they were aliens.

    • @DGRIFF
      @DGRIFF Год назад +2

      This takes me back to the lady on the plane... "that motherfucker is not real!"

    • @retsrow2899
      @retsrow2899 Год назад +17

      His mom and dad are brother and sister

    • @jayfensom4952
      @jayfensom4952 Год назад +3

      Ahahhahah😂

    • @earthling1386
      @earthling1386 Год назад +17

      Did he ask for sugar water?😂😂😂

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 Год назад +1

      Hahaha!😂

  • @DarellMurdock
    @DarellMurdock Год назад +800

    Spongebob’s Patrick if he grew up in a trailer park.

  • @SadeWithTheReceipts
    @SadeWithTheReceipts 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m getting rid of the internet today!!!😩Lord I’m trying to make it into your gates of Heaven but it’s hard Lord😩🙌🏽🤦🏽‍♀️Mainly because of these comments😩😆😂🤣👏🏽😝

  • @seantarullo5220
    @seantarullo5220 8 месяцев назад +323

    He looks like he could be part of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family

    • @lindsey7951
      @lindsey7951 8 месяцев назад +15

      "You're gonna get in trouble by my brother" I think he may be.

    • @RazeX_editzz
      @RazeX_editzz 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@lindsey7951💀💀💀

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 8 месяцев назад +3

      I saw people telling me this thing is called a "sload"

    • @THEUSAOFFICIAL1
      @THEUSAOFFICIAL1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Do you play the texas chainsaw massacre game

    • @jjgameshow2682
      @jjgameshow2682 7 месяцев назад

      Glad i found this comment, Texas chainsaw is my favorite horror movie 10/10

  • @ryod8064
    @ryod8064 Год назад +1540

    Bro looks like a MeatCanyon drawing

  • @sigma_frenchie4075
    @sigma_frenchie4075 10 месяцев назад +463

    Bro is shaped like Patrick from Spongebob

  • @dennishrmn1
    @dennishrmn1 6 месяцев назад +2

    Asked "what kind are they?" like he was gonna ever turn them down.

  • @michae976
    @michae976 8 месяцев назад +205

    Imagine entering a cave by nightfall and seeing this guys eyes reflecting in the light

    • @bensmithkent22
      @bensmithkent22 8 месяцев назад +5

      All four eyes and all four chins

    • @joellaplant5837
      @joellaplant5837 8 месяцев назад +6

      "hows it going?"
      Me in the cave: "AHHHHHHH!"😱

    • @samsquanch6984
      @samsquanch6984 8 месяцев назад +5

      You're gunna get in trouble by my bwother.

    • @MontelMoore-v6k
      @MontelMoore-v6k 8 месяцев назад +4

      The last words you hear before he gets you is "you gotta be quicker than that buddy"

    • @Super-lucky-7777
      @Super-lucky-7777 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @stormb3948
    @stormb3948 Год назад +920

    This is how bullies in 90s movies were depicted 😂

    • @elchuppacabre
      @elchuppacabre Год назад

      Fuck you dude. This dude has a bigger heart than your mom. Hes just playing with his friend

    • @Jack-hv3uj
      @Jack-hv3uj Год назад +20

      I bet if he spread his arms he'd look like he was wearing a wing suit

    • @ArRoNDaNiEl-yi2up
      @ArRoNDaNiEl-yi2up Год назад +10

      The Simpsons for sure

    • @whyT14
      @whyT14 Год назад +6

      Hands down best comment so correct it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @CoffeeIceScream
      @CoffeeIceScream Год назад +6

      Totally Nelson

  • @gamer8622
    @gamer8622 2 года назад +3141

    It finally makes sense why homie was chewing before he even took his hand out 🤣

  • @scu-dub
    @scu-dub 6 месяцев назад +12

    My question is where on earth do you get rain gaurds the same size as the window 😂

  • @jasonarcher1539
    @jasonarcher1539 7 месяцев назад +508

    Sticks his whole paw right in the bag instead of dumping some into his hand lol

    • @keepwatch96
      @keepwatch96 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's a chick

    • @bryonbustillos7790
      @bryonbustillos7790 7 месяцев назад +20

      Because they were sneakily doing a drug deal and he left the shit in the bag

    • @theoriginaldashriprock
      @theoriginaldashriprock 7 месяцев назад

      What proof do you have it's a he?

    • @Ahandleofrum
      @Ahandleofrum 7 месяцев назад

      Gotta assert dominance.

    • @fartface5172
      @fartface5172 7 месяцев назад

      That's actually pretty genius​@@bryonbustillos7790

  • @saynotothemeta993
    @saynotothemeta993 7 месяцев назад +255

    Got Mike tysons neck with Peter griffins head

  • @brucem6442
    @brucem6442 Год назад +303

    I have no idea what i just watched. My brain instantly deleted that one

    • @kylep3759
      @kylep3759 Год назад +3

      Nope, it's still there

    • @iamthemiracle81
      @iamthemiracle81 Год назад

      Same

    • @alexanderrayner4230
      @alexanderrayner4230 Год назад +2

      But your drain can't delete this. It's imprinted 😂

    • @jayfro8340
      @jayfro8340 Год назад +1

      I can't delete this mentally.

    • @zolexDackery
      @zolexDackery 10 месяцев назад +1

      After spending 10 minutes trying to comprehend just wtf exactly.
      No its an error. Delete Y.

  • @StudioOfArt1
    @StudioOfArt1 3 месяца назад +1

    Casoeh if he was on drugs💀

  • @Marketolel
    @Marketolel Год назад +1753

    He built like my ark character

  • @Darkside_dabber
    @Darkside_dabber 8 месяцев назад +222

    I can honestly say I've never seen this shape of human before

    • @leiad1258
      @leiad1258 7 месяцев назад +8

      It's called the human thumb

    • @s33ur3lv3lvly
      @s33ur3lv3lvly 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@leiad1258nah dog this is new.

    • @chrisp6365
      @chrisp6365 7 месяцев назад +8

      Head like a silverback

    • @flonkplonk1649
      @flonkplonk1649 7 месяцев назад +7

      It's a normal average American look..

    • @pheonixgray6078
      @pheonixgray6078 7 месяцев назад +5

      He's got the skinniest legs too, it's wild

  • @junkyarddanubis3116
    @junkyarddanubis3116 8 месяцев назад +475

    The build, the orbiting fly, the Bluetooth chip eating, this guy is different

    • @crazysteve8088
      @crazysteve8088 8 месяцев назад +12

      The human thumb

    • @DarrinWoodside
      @DarrinWoodside 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@crazysteve8088 Well, he is opposable...😂

    • @crazysteve8088
      @crazysteve8088 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@DarrinWoodside dudes brother is nathan from south park. U cant make this shit up.

    • @locutusofdork8767
      @locutusofdork8767 8 месяцев назад +1

      They were eating D's nuts not chips

    • @Bobbish69
      @Bobbish69 8 месяцев назад +5

      ”Orbiting fly” 💀

  • @ChromeSalvationBMX
    @ChromeSalvationBMX 4 месяца назад +3

    Can smell his/her breathe from here

  • @G17-k6f
    @G17-k6f 8 месяцев назад +320

    When your family tree is a stump.

    • @MattChewycat33
      @MattChewycat33 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yikes 😆

    • @AlfonseGambino
      @AlfonseGambino 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😊

    • @flonkplonk1649
      @flonkplonk1649 7 месяцев назад +7

      When you live in USA and most people look like that 😆

    • @bradhiser9230
      @bradhiser9230 7 месяцев назад +2

      That’s some bill hicks comedy there.

    • @ffemtx4
      @ffemtx4 7 месяцев назад +4

      No chlorine in THAT pool.

  • @SurprisedAtom-wv8my
    @SurprisedAtom-wv8my Год назад +477

    Hes been keeping that horse fly alive for a decade

  • @joem7023
    @joem7023 8 месяцев назад +171

    He was plotting as soon as he walked up 😂

    • @gr8vijay
      @gr8vijay 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 6 месяцев назад +1

      you can see the moment he decided to steal them. first he eyeballed them, and was happy to see he was offered. he handed them back, and then decided he would take them, revealing a smile. then he began his routine of distraction, waiting for his moment to strike

  • @BehuraStudio
    @BehuraStudio 2 месяца назад +1

    He got the Murfree Brood build

  • @sipiwitswalter
    @sipiwitswalter Год назад +127

    Sloads are a lot more agile than people think. They may put off a soft and gentle posture, but in the blink of an eye. They’ll snatch your goods, your gold, and possibly your life you’re not quick enough…. Always be weary when dealing with these sorts..

    • @Calyptus187
      @Calyptus187 Год назад +17

      Sloads? I'm curious now🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @abercrombiedevedanderaloishes
      @abercrombiedevedanderaloishes Год назад +10

      ​@@Calyptus187me too. I'm not familiar with these sloads

    • @raewolf1
      @raewolf1 Год назад +9

      yes, Please splain sloads.....😊

    • @robburton3255
      @robburton3255 Год назад +8

      I’m more concerned about him stealing my wife in the blink of an eye!

    • @SCARECROWHILL007
      @SCARECROWHILL007 Год назад +1

      I can neither confirm or deny this.

  • @joshuafriesen4436
    @joshuafriesen4436 7 месяцев назад +104

    This is the neighbourhood you don’t want to break down driving through.

    • @c-w-h
      @c-w-h 6 месяцев назад

      This is the one guy that even a grizzly says nope, and walks away.

    • @madmax13326
      @madmax13326 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@c-w-hbut a bear still has a higher chance of outrunning them.

    • @papercuts777
      @papercuts777 6 месяцев назад

      @@joshuafriesen4436 especially with a car load of groceries

  • @GregHTID79
    @GregHTID79 7 месяцев назад +402

    I think the strange dude has a higher iq than everyone in that car

    • @zexnynex777
      @zexnynex777 7 месяцев назад +6

      😂 nailed it

    • @maxpatenaude2115
      @maxpatenaude2115 7 месяцев назад +15

      I don't know, but....they gonna be quicker than that 😂

    • @CHAOSGTwwwKiNg
      @CHAOSGTwwwKiNg 7 месяцев назад +5

      And yet the package said bbq but he still asked

    • @AreJayyRodriguez
      @AreJayyRodriguez 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@CHAOSGTwwwKiNgjust cause you cant read dont mean you cant read

    • @RX-8GT
      @RX-8GT 7 месяцев назад

      What some nut?,…what are they?
      Big label says “corn nuts” 🤦‍♂️

  • @richpolecat6527
    @richpolecat6527 Месяц назад

    He's showing an incredible strength of will, only eating one peanut at a time.

  • @bryanmcentee9321
    @bryanmcentee9321 2 года назад +1000

    those flies smell the fresh dookie booty in the area decide to investigate the scene

    • @kappas6344
      @kappas6344 2 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @yuhjeice7186
      @yuhjeice7186 Год назад +3

      @@elir.torres8642 😭

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 Год назад +31

      You outta pocket for this 😂😂😂

    • @adiktadoalamusika
      @adiktadoalamusika Год назад +14

      they called a k8d in my math class dookie booty😭😭😭

    • @JohnyClouds
      @JohnyClouds Год назад +5

      Lmfaooooooooooiiooooooooooo

  • @mooniemoo6260
    @mooniemoo6260 Год назад +437

    "Gotta be Quicker than that, buddy." 😂😂😂😂😂
    My man's had it planned to take the whole bag after he took the first bite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Look at his face after he took the first bite 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bra said ima take that whole bag 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This shit is a classic frfr

    • @duke9849
      @duke9849 10 месяцев назад +5

      Naw the bag was being eye balled before the first bite😩

    • @melvinyoungboyz7734
      @melvinyoungboyz7734 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah something changed 😂

  • @thescoggfather
    @thescoggfather Год назад +785

    He looks like Peter Griffin when he asked the genie to not have bones 😂

  • @ismailbadboy4476
    @ismailbadboy4476 5 месяцев назад +1

    This man is incredible

  • @matthewmathis62
    @matthewmathis62 7 месяцев назад +191

    Wow, the internet is brutal.

    • @bassmankilla9352
      @bassmankilla9352 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yet we can't stay away from it.

    • @matthewmathis62
      @matthewmathis62 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@bassmankilla9352 it's a sickness lol

    • @BrasilNewsN
      @BrasilNewsN 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@matthewmathis62 gotta agree

    • @xGhoul4x
      @xGhoul4x 6 месяцев назад +3

      Insult = funny in the internet.

    • @ascendedsaiyan1804
      @ascendedsaiyan1804 6 месяцев назад

      First time here huh?

  • @ToddBonn-k8v
    @ToddBonn-k8v 23 дня назад

    Seems like a genuinely nice person. The kind of person you really wouldn’t want to piss off.

  • @gjmarkjesse1324
    @gjmarkjesse1324 11 месяцев назад +256

    When you were supposed to be triplets in the womb, but you just absorbed them both.

    • @johnjesus02
      @johnjesus02 10 месяцев назад

      Use your brain little man. If he's a triplet then he has 2 siblings. He absorbed both of his siblings ​@@harry554

    • @kri4412
      @kri4412 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@harry554he was supposed to be one of the triplets but he absorbed the other two, hence the "both"

    • @michaelcowhig2220
      @michaelcowhig2220 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dammmmmmm

    • @R00SKi
      @R00SKi 9 месяцев назад +18

      Before the absorption he told them “u gotta be quicker than that buddy”

    • @cryipticcreep5586
      @cryipticcreep5586 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@R00SKi 🤣

  • @Kyle_402
    @Kyle_402 6 месяцев назад +106

    Like it or not, this is peak male performance right here.

  • @BRMusic404
    @BRMusic404 6 месяцев назад +4

    homie built like that gourd from veggietales 💀

    • @elouisehosch1016
      @elouisehosch1016 5 месяцев назад

      Which one fool theres 2 be more specific than that

    • @BRMusic404
      @BRMusic404 5 месяцев назад

      @@elouisehosch1016 I guess both lmao

  • @itskillasound
    @itskillasound 8 месяцев назад +285

    When your village was evacuated for radiation but one family wouldn’t leave..

  • @THEUSAOFFICIAL1
    @THEUSAOFFICIAL1 7 месяцев назад +329

    "you gotta be quicker then that buddy" got me dead💀⚰️🪦

    • @skeletalwreck
      @skeletalwreck 7 месяцев назад +4

      than*

    • @CherylReznor162xx
      @CherylReznor162xx 7 месяцев назад +2

      We need a name for people like you that go on RUclips looking for spelling mistakes lol

    • @skeletalwreck
      @skeletalwreck 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@CherylReznor162xx I have a pet hate for the whole then/than thing. It just annoys me way more than the usuals like "their/there" or "were/where". Mostly because they sound completely different and mean completely different things. It seems to be a new thing that I see all the time now. 🤷‍♂️

    • @RobertJ82
      @RobertJ82 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@skeletalwreckfinally. someone else who actually cares.

    • @jamiejones6994
      @jamiejones6994 7 месяцев назад +1

      The whole skull & coffin thing is ignorant just thought I'd tell u since nobody else seems to have

  • @jackvernon00
    @jackvernon00 11 месяцев назад +180

    He’s a beautiful mix of all the other humans he’s devoured over the years

    • @Highbudget
      @Highbudget 11 месяцев назад +8

      He’s like Fat Majin Buu

    • @jessewerth4858
      @jessewerth4858 10 месяцев назад +7

      I genuinely think it's a she, but am unsure. Your comment is underrated either way 😂

    • @jackvernon00
      @jackvernon00 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@jessewerth4858 it’s probably both, let’s be real🤣

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@jackvernon00
      Probably lol

    • @wsean0347
      @wsean0347 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @NicholasPonce-tx6mm
    @NicholasPonce-tx6mm 2 месяца назад +1

    They call him HEAD N SHOULDERS

  • @ravydavy66
    @ravydavy66 7 месяцев назад +414

    ‘What flavour are they’
    As if there’s any flavour he is going to say no to.

    • @sshumkaer
      @sshumkaer 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@ravydavy66 I was thinking the same

    • @javenhand4381
      @javenhand4381 7 месяцев назад +4

      I was kinda thinking the same thing. Lol

    • @Mista808
      @Mista808 7 месяцев назад

      That's a girl dude

    • @TheCyberMantis
      @TheCyberMantis 7 месяцев назад +2

      Weenur flavor. "Okay!"

    • @kf5epm532
      @kf5epm532 7 месяцев назад +1

      That’s no flavor… that’s an aroma.

  • @GoBirdz13
    @GoBirdz13 8 месяцев назад +322

    "How's it goingggg....?" is pure nightmare fuel.

    • @DevotedDisciple-x
      @DevotedDisciple-x 8 месяцев назад +24

      Wake up after a night of being black out drunk, nostrils invaded by the thick musky stench of rotten tuna, naked in a foreign bed, turn over to see that face asking, "hows it going buddy?"

    • @wensylbarironbeard9234
      @wensylbarironbeard9234 8 месяцев назад +2

      How so? Just an individual with disabilities.

    • @wensylbarironbeard9234
      @wensylbarironbeard9234 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@13wayz70 well I guess it wasn’t funny?
      Like why you gotta open your mouth kinda thing.

    • @CHEDDIBNAH
      @CHEDDIBNAH 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @madtrucker0983
      @madtrucker0983 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@wensylbarironbeard9234 Because he's a creep, that's why.

  • @squarewheel1587
    @squarewheel1587 Год назад +70

    Him and Gorlock the Destroyer would be an unstoppable tag team in the WWE.

    • @vividvisions693
      @vividvisions693 Год назад +2

      the world would have never seen a force like that - it would be something unreal!!

    • @CatDaddyandBean
      @CatDaddyandBean Год назад +1

      Oh shit that just made me lol thank you

    • @timb4780
      @timb4780 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 that would be tv gold

    • @john9908
      @john9908 Год назад

      Deeznuts as the manager

    • @bryancoyne9692
      @bryancoyne9692 Год назад

      ​@@vividvisions693😅

  • @TEE_HARMONY
    @TEE_HARMONY Год назад +153

    I like to imagine that he exclusively eats BBQ corn nuts for every meal.

    • @thomasshelby1922
      @thomasshelby1922 Год назад +2

      That’s nuts

    • @MKultrapdx
      @MKultrapdx Год назад +2

      Wait, that's a man? Sure thought it was not.

    • @squidtree4693
      @squidtree4693 Год назад +5

      I think it's a chick 🤔 😕

    • @GPERZ208
      @GPERZ208 Год назад +1

      Those was original!! And what the fuck is that thing that snatched them!!?!!??!?!!?!?

    • @liverpoololdschool
      @liverpoololdschool Год назад +4

      Its a she 😂

  • @Chris-w3o1t
    @Chris-w3o1t Год назад +152

    Hahaha!!! “You gotta be quicker than that buddy” just some good ol’ fashion thievery to lighten the mood :). Seems like a good dude

    • @just-incase3483
      @just-incase3483 Год назад +5

      I think that’s a woman.

    • @Fueledbyfishing13
      @Fueledbyfishing13 Год назад +1

      M or f. Hmm

    • @Dewald-jg5os
      @Dewald-jg5os Год назад +1

      You're telling me that's a dude?

    • @jon3mi3s
      @jon3mi3s Год назад

      ​@@Fueledbyfishing13 its an L

    • @DrunkinDonuts97
      @DrunkinDonuts97 Год назад +9

      He got cancelled for hitting on someone underaged. Not to make light of it or excuse the situation, but I’m pretty sure he’s not all the way there mentally so I dunno. Always seemed like he was a decent person from the clips I saw of him, but that’s hard to gauge.

  • @UnnamedGreenDemon
    @UnnamedGreenDemon 9 месяцев назад +130

    POV: the random desert cannibal family shows up to your campsite but you have barbecue peanuts.

  • @scoggzap
    @scoggzap 3 месяца назад

    This is one of those side quests you decide not to do, because youre not a high enough level yet😂

  • @ncsludgefactory5445
    @ncsludgefactory5445 Год назад +60

    There are no variants of this in any universe

  • @MrKidori
    @MrKidori 9 месяцев назад +58

    This guy looks like he knows a happiness that nobody's never experienced

    • @fortify4513
      @fortify4513 9 месяцев назад +4

      I think I see what you mean

    • @DarrinWoodside
      @DarrinWoodside 8 месяцев назад +4

      That, my brothers is ignorance, at its finest...😊

    • @bradycramer7851
      @bradycramer7851 8 месяцев назад

      I know what it is

    • @danecrawford2658
      @danecrawford2658 6 месяцев назад

      Ignorance is bliss for them.

  • @gamergrater6417
    @gamergrater6417 Год назад +460

    he was plotting that heist from the beginning

    • @mikeike2177
      @mikeike2177 Год назад +32

      yup thats why he started smiling was thinking about it
      "driving around huh" lmfaoo

    • @whiteboy49
      @whiteboy49 Год назад +6

      That's a she😊

    • @FriendlyHomie
      @FriendlyHomie Год назад

      ​@@whiteboy49 This thing was born a female?

    • @bullishsilver8427
      @bullishsilver8427 Год назад

      Stalling for time lookin for the ample moment for the snatch and grab 😂😂

    • @shanecorr1694
      @shanecorr1694 Год назад

      😅😂😂😂😂

  • @JosephBallinin313
    @JosephBallinin313 Месяц назад +1

    Brutha euughhh.....what is tha- brutha EEEAAAAUUUGGHHHHHH

  • @iansalois1839
    @iansalois1839 Год назад +252

    I hope that person is mentally abd emotionally strong, strong enough to be happy in this lifetime with all the negativity that exists. God bless him

    • @FrostlikeReign
      @FrostlikeReign Год назад

      God does not exist. This "thing" much like your "godly priests" had done some kids wrong. In the sexual manner. What sets this thing apart though at least they didnt get physical unlike some of your "godly" priests.

    • @Dissonanceof502
      @Dissonanceof502 Год назад +13

      I hope he finds a healthy lifestyle fr. No judgment but he looks like he’s in really poor health.

    • @danielgoncalves6438
      @danielgoncalves6438 Год назад +2

      Well I really hope he gets into a program to lose some weight and completely changes his lifestyle before it's too late

    • @bri0013
      @bri0013 Год назад +15

      Well both of you may or may not know, he was banned from tiktok comments he made on a video. He was making sick remarks about an adolescent girl.

    • @maurikid23
      @maurikid23 Год назад

      BLESS THESE

  • @reginaldbellSr
    @reginaldbellSr Год назад +125

    This reminds me of “Pat” in Saturday Night Live! Hahaha!!! I’m telling my age with this one, but I know somebody remembers “Pat” Hahaha!!!

    • @christophersampson1982
      @christophersampson1982 Год назад +1

      I actually paid to see the movie the weekend it opened...come to think of it the only weekend it played in theaters lol...only movie that was pulled faster than Nightbat the Roxbury

    • @Theuglyconcretefinisher
      @Theuglyconcretefinisher Год назад +1

      I remember when it started on SNL

    • @oicu812brazell8
      @oicu812brazell8 Год назад

      That was my exact reaction. Even has the voice.

    • @gheester60
      @gheester60 Год назад +1

      Yes, Pat was great!!

    • @Enginewhine
      @Enginewhine Год назад

      And thats that !

  • @chicagorc3967
    @chicagorc3967 Год назад +201

    He really tasted them and then snatched the bag sayin " you gotta be quicker then that buddy" 😂 i freaking lost it ! Lmao😂😂😂😂

    • @mams631
      @mams631 Год назад +14

      Bro plotted from the first bite 😂😂

    • @jaaron99
      @jaaron99 Год назад +4

      ​​​@@mams631I'm dead 😂💀what kind are them bbq they could've said ass flavor she wouldve ate it

    • @chicagorc3967
      @chicagorc3967 Год назад +4

      @mams631 You can see it in his eyes like " hmm these mfs are good" 😅😭🤣

    • @briankeith922
      @briankeith922 Год назад +2

      Nice Teff! Now don't break one eating them there bbq corn nuts!

    • @Cobloboblow
      @Cobloboblow Год назад +1

      Thank you for explaining what happened i didn’t watch the video

  • @mbrooks_11
    @mbrooks_11 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude brought the Flys with him... the camera man didn't sound much better himself tbh

  • @train_go_boom2065
    @train_go_boom2065 Год назад +760

    I can smell him through the screen

    • @JBguitar-cj8pc
      @JBguitar-cj8pc Год назад

      Smells like fish, feces, and urine

    • @SlixMT
      @SlixMT Год назад +8

      God damn😂😂😂

    • @XXPYR0XX
      @XXPYR0XX Год назад +12

      what is it? must of escaped from the cow farm.

    • @SlixMT
      @SlixMT Год назад +3

      @@XXPYR0XX god daumn

    • @panchov77
      @panchov77 Год назад +1

      My thoughts exactly

  • @blackjay3771
    @blackjay3771 2 года назад +744

    When you ask a serial killer for directions. 😂😂

  • @lawrencehackett6479
    @lawrencehackett6479 Год назад +342

    If they dont remake this exact scenario in a cut scene to open up gta 6, we riot

  • @z_eke
    @z_eke 2 месяца назад +1

    Damm there's flies around it 💀🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 10 месяцев назад +218

    As creepy as he is, whoever is talking in the car sounds more brain dead.

    • @Kevin-qi1qf
      @Kevin-qi1qf 8 месяцев назад +17

      Birds of a feather flock together. Lol

    • @MrGETLIVE01
      @MrGETLIVE01 8 месяцев назад +6

      I think their teasing him. Nathan must whoop ass lol

    • @theNimboo
      @theNimboo 8 месяцев назад +3

      Pretty sure this is a woman