Or the top of the bridge, assuming you're decent with one of the acrobatic classes (Scout, Rocket-Jumping Soldier, Sticky-Jumping Demo) and there is no one on the enemy team in the barracks who can hit a moving target. If you manage to fall into the bridge itself, you likely won't get off the bridge alive.
Yo martin, you should play Murder at the Manor, it’s a tf2 mode where you can be a normal bystander,bystander with a gun or a murderer and you have to find the murderer.The amount of murderers depends on the amount of people on the server
Giorno Giovanna 1. I’d recommend using Gametracker tf2 for finding custom game modes. 2. Here’s an ip to the only murder server I found (yes it’s the one with perks): 162.248.92.127:27030
Ayy I'd really loved this map it was fun but everytime I kept going to cross the bridge I kept getting thrown around with the train as pyro got a few kills as sniper but I really enjoyed playing with you Martin it was fun
We now go live to seriousMartin's 2Fort train report. Martin? IT'S TRAININ' SIDEWAYS! sound rough Martin. You have an umbrella? HAD ONE! Where is it? INSIDE OUT, TWO MILES AWAY! Is there anything we can do? BRING ME SOME SOUP! What kind? CHUNKY! 6:14
List of cursed things in this server: 1. The train 2. Sudden deaths of all engineers 3. The train 4. "Weiss Schnee is dominating" 5. The train 6. THE TRAIN
2fort but theres trains everywhere, like trains in the sewers flying through them, trains in the intel room, trains in and on the bridge, trains right outside spawn, trains literally everywhere, then host a contest to see who can get the most captures (which player can get the most, not which team), and give them some sort of reward
Alternate version of this: 2fort but as soon as you step on the middle section, you get hit by a flying train There are also jump pads on the battlements
In normal 2fort the train is on the track behind some wood boards, it looks like the boards were removed and this is the result of freeing the train that's been stuck there for years
GTAV: Our trains is unstoppable, nothing can stop it! TF2: Hey look buddy, I'm a train, and that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty' cause that would fall in the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop an uber push to the point? The answer: run them over, and if that don't work, run them over again. Like this ubered medic right in front of me! *SPLAT*
![Destroying the Egos of TF2 Cheaters [ft. @HeyGrouch]](/img/1.gif)
0:21 Trying to recreate End of the Line is one of the many causes of death in TF2
Looks like the trains from CP_Well accidentally took the wrong track
The legend is here, StickMaster500
can u link me ur steam profile? id like to donate 20 jarate jars
They came from trainsawlaser
This is amazing no track what says where we going, let me check, lets follow the tracks
Because its a pain train
0:22 End of The Line alternate ending
Oof
LOL XD
i laughed too hard at this
XDXDXD
Ending when heavy is not there and medic tries to stop the train himself
As a demoman once said: Pain Train Station In Pain Town
Isn't it train town?
@@ngocdo1394 shhhhh
Hahhahahaha towels
Wise demo man
@Oshabot 16 yes
Someone at some point in time though "Wouldnt it be cool if there was a train on 2fort for no reason?" and then made this
Hey, gotta love some chaotic fun every now and then.
you mean well?
well..
@@kannatheweeb8836 he means well
well..
Hmmmm bread
well..
Or, alternatively, “2Fort But You Can Only Go Through The Sewers”.
or the bridge
Sounds like normal 2fort
Or the top of the bridge, assuming you're decent with one of the acrobatic classes (Scout, Rocket-Jumping Soldier, Sticky-Jumping Demo) and there is no one on the enemy team in the barracks who can hit a moving target.
If you manage to fall into the bridge itself, you likely won't get off the bridge alive.
its the *pain train station* from demoman's drunken mind
Ive got 3 tickets to the pain train station just for ya and [unintelligeble]
Everybody gangsta until Demoman hops in the train
I like trains
@@slimeguy3437 i still don't understand
@Elemental_Mafia 2hu times
All we had to do was dodge the damn train CJ
This counters the spawncamping problem in one move. I like the creator’s *train* of thought. Really goes off the *tracks* here.
I see what your *track* of thoughts was
A train going sideways is the most cursed tf2 thing I have seen
It's training sideways
Tf2 cursed images
*TOKYO DRIFFFFT*
DEJA VU!
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Damn I knew Thomas the Tank Engine had some friends but nobody told me one of them was a drug addict.
i like trains
LMAO
It's not a t&f character it's a union pacific train in reality you know it you can't see it in day out with thomas
I think it's a coal then someone put some drug or weed
I mean, Henry does do "welsh coal"...
Martin: train is going sideways
Me, an intellectual: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING
Now this one.... Is one of the cultured
Dorifto mode on
"What if I...."
_Famous last words._
I was in a trade server seeing the message "Come play perfectly normal 2fort ;))))))))" and I was so confused...
Then I saw this video
Fun fact: 2forts original design had a train on the side which didnt move. (It was on the reveal trailer)
Unfun fact: this variant removed that train prop
people: noooo you cant just abuse 2fort
martin: haha train go brrrrr
You mean "haha trains go choo choo" ?
@@funny_gaming_Pro r/wooooooooooosh
Literally no one ever said that
i like trains
Unorthodox
mate, he didn’t miss the joke...
Demoman : I'll give you a pain train station ticket
meanwhile 2fort*
"Cool, but what about turbine and thundermountain?"
Demo: "Just bought two THOUSAND tickets to the pain train, and I'm givin'em to ya……"
Yo martin, you should play Murder at the Manor, it’s a tf2 mode where you can be a normal bystander,bystander with a gun or a murderer and you have to find the murderer.The amount of murderers depends on the amount of people on the server
Community server?
Make sure the Murder game they choose though is one with perks, as it leads to absolutely beautiful clusterfuck of madness
Giorno Giovanna 1. I’d recommend using Gametracker tf2 for finding custom game modes.
2. Here’s an ip to the only murder server I found (yes it’s the one with perks): 162.248.92.127:27030
Zipplip yes the perks is the classes right?
Oi! Giorno
Does anyone remember the map that tried to kill everyone and had raining trains?
Trainsawlaser?
@@dispensergoinup ye.
“Healer: Weiss Schnee”
Me, who’s seen the show that’s from: Impossible
Jaune best Medic main
Seeing RWBY references in 2020 is obscure af
HOW IS THIS?!!?!! Weiss...what are you doing?
Ayy I'd really loved this map it was fun but everytime I kept going to cross the bridge I kept getting thrown around with the train as pyro got a few kills as sniper but I really enjoyed playing with you Martin it was fun
5:34 THAT DEMO IS ME :DDDDD
1:17 now we know why that gate at the left of the blu fort that contains a train was originally boarded up
The Train Gods from TrainSawLaser extends his reach
TRAIN RAIN!!!111!!!
The fastest click in the west
Finally, a map where the train gets 90% of the kills.
What about trainsawlaser
sadly, not even that. the people in the video knew to avoid the train
The train just got tired of being in a map nobody uses
So he went to 2Fort :D
When it rains trains it's just
"TACTICAL TRAIN, INCOMING!!!"
0:52 I can almost hear a _wiff_ whenever the trains rear-end swings towards the camera during the turn.
1:48
Demo has the ticket to the pain train so thats why he didn't take damage :v
Yukari likes this map.
Definitely
Me and my friend saw the announcement while playing gmod and we just left the game but we could not join :(
F to pay respects
In a time where more and more tftubers leave one rises. Thank you Martin
lol
this didn't age well...
4:50 i appreciate the casual mario music in the background
This video needs more Deja Vu playing in the background.
I just bought two THOUSAND tickets to the pain train.. and I'm giving em to ya
N-NANI!! MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!! 5:04
dreams have meanings
my dreams : 7:13
6:03 This is a glitch Mr After Breakfast noticed and did a video on "Glitchbusters" I believe.
We now go live to seriousMartin's 2Fort train report. Martin?
IT'S TRAININ' SIDEWAYS!
sound rough Martin. You have an umbrella?
HAD ONE!
Where is it?
INSIDE OUT, TWO MILES AWAY!
Is there anything we can do?
BRING ME SOME SOUP!
What kind?
CHUNKY!
6:14
1:12 music makes you lose control!!
Thomas in sicko mode
You maniac and your Jazz Jackrabbit soundtrack bringing back my childhood memories.... have to like for that
List of cursed things in this server:
1. The train
2. Sudden deaths of all engineers
3. The train
4. "Weiss Schnee is dominating"
5. The train
6. THE TRAIN
Yukari Yakumo gonna love it.
I was trying to find comments like these lol
2fort but theres trains everywhere, like trains in the sewers flying through them, trains in the intel room, trains in and on the bridge, trains right outside spawn, trains literally everywhere, then host a contest to see who can get the most captures (which player can get the most, not which team), and give them some sort of reward
4:53
*DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PACE BEFORE*
HIGHER ON THE STREETS AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GO
Haven’t watch serious martinis vids for so long. And his finally back with some more vids ;)
I miss this channel.
the fact that a game end results in strongmann hammers going down on the loser team is surprising
TF2 Memer(or Fandom): Do End of the line or CP_Well Joke
TOUHOU Memer(or Fandom): Do Yukari Yakumo(Yakumo Yukari)'s Train Joke
"The car protected me! I had my seatbelt on!" lmao
2fort but its possesed by Yukari
Alternate version of this:
2fort but as soon as you step on the middle section, you get hit by a flying train
There are also jump pads on the battlements
With that amount of waky maps tf2 is pretty much alive.
martin seriously needs to add the maps to the description im crying shaking rn
I guess you could call this map "the pain train station" ;)
The train can choose its own destiny, we cannot control it.
I never thought soda popper would be useful any condition, well... Here is one condition surprisingly
In normal 2fort the train is on the track behind some wood boards, it looks like the boards were removed and this is the result of freeing the train that's been stuck there for years
"Weiss Schnee" I see you're a man of culture.
These videos somehow still never cease to leave me in stitches
This is train Fortress
The last of the tf2 youtubers.
Dont die martin
Is that Jazz Jackrabbit? Awesome!
The official sequel to 'TF2: "Hype Train" (SFM)'
Did anyone forgot that video from years ago?
I love how Max uploads again.
i love that you are uploading videos again
Missed the chance to call It choofort
Demoknight charge with Formula 1 sound effects is something I needed in my life.
I hear Jazz Jackrabbit music. You have good taste.
2fort but it lasts forever (you can cap once but then it’s impossible)
lmao so it's just a sandbox shenanigans video by soundsmith
Damn, the Jazz Jackrabbit soundtrack fits this perfectly
When given THC the train did not build a station. It built a hammock, where it sat all day, and watched the crack train go
I don't like how everyone forgets the existance of the sewers while trying to cap.
This is NEXT LEVEL 2fort. *This is TRAIN FORT.*
All you had to do was avoid the damn train, Martin!
It is so sad that SeriousMartin died of ligma.
Yeah, I miss him
what actually happened? why'd he stop
@@Riddleis idk sadly.
0:20 dumb ways to die number 101: recreating "end of the line" with only medic
"Paintrain"
Pros: cap rate x2.
Cons: train of pain
All you had to do, was follow the damn train Martin!
Alternative Title: 2Fort but its pure chaos
So just Tuefort?
to be honest i expected the train to be coming through the bridge thing at unexpected times
If that train was added in 2Fort then 2Fort would be twice as exciting.
Players in the testing phase: I got this
Announcer: NO, you failed
When the train at 2fort has been ignored for so long
I like singing!
I like dog sing!
I like *trains*
i have never wheezed so much in my life
thank you martin
6:03 After Breakfast just made a video with Medic's bugs, and one of them was this one, and now i see this video, what a coincidence
Glad you’re back
I guess now we know why trains in official maps only go in straight lines.
GTAV: Our trains is unstoppable, nothing can stop it!
TF2: Hey look buddy, I'm a train, and that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty' cause that would fall in the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop an uber push to the point? The answer: run them over, and if that don't work, run them over again. Like this ubered medic right in front of me! *SPLAT*
>Jazz Jackrabbit theme in the intro
Niceeeee
That train has achieved ludicrous spped.
Ah yes, Martin is alive again.
This is the definition of pain